tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-253949922024-03-29T00:15:17.814-04:00Caray, Caray!English language recaps of Telenovelas.Rgv Chickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08920684509923445590noreply@blogger.comBlogger241500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-69579419803952255882011-08-28T02:33:00.002-04:002011-08-28T02:35:51.612-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 3, Thursday August 25: The case of the sinister stepdadWow, that was quite a break in between episodes!
Two women are being arrested by the DIEM crew. Someone escorts a younger girl behind them. Aranda calls Capellan to tell her they're on the way with three suspects and one of them is a minor.
Yolanda Andrade and Aleida Nuñez are Elvira y Mercedes, justicieras (agengers).
Lupita and Elvira are cutting up potatoes on an outdoor patio. Elvira isUnknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-60601352103828718262011-03-05T00:43:00.001-05:002011-03-05T00:43:44.905-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 3, Thursday March 3: The case of the Conde nasty.Tonight, we step back in time to 1966, where a tragic murder has occurred. The Count of Beltran Peña, Don Alfonso de Jesus Ruiz Machado y Ortigoza…known as Fonsi (and I was totally going to make that joke, but they did it for me) is dead. He is played by the one, the only, His Royal Hotness William Levy, The Count of Come-Hither, the Baron of Biceps, the Sultan of Sultry Smiles, the Duke of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-65845782408482211612011-02-27T19:48:00.002-05:002011-02-27T19:55:41.165-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 3, Thursday February 24: The case of the ratty stepdad.Tonight, Yolanda Andrade and Aleida Núñez are "Elvira y Mercedes, Justicieras" (Elvira and Mercedes, Avengers). Adal Ramones is the unkempt stepfather, Domingo. Geraldine Correa is Lupita, the frightened stepdaughter.Apologies in advance for missing/incorrect material. The captions were virtually useless as usual and a lot of these characters mumbled.Mercedes ("Meche") and her sister Elvira are Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-55721589003172208822011-02-13T02:42:00.002-05:002011-02-13T02:45:55.328-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 3, Thursday February 10: The case of the suspect suspicions…settled.Tonight Aislinn Derbez is Martha, Manipuladora (Martha, the manipulator).Martha watches her mother, Teresa, go into her nightstand for a pair of scissors, then start begging her stepfather, Alberto, not to leave. Teresa threatens not to kill him, but to kill herself, and her wrist looks like it has old scars. Alberto smacks Teresa around some, and when Martha takes the scissors, he dares her to Unknownnoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-61040936599052391632011-02-05T18:37:00.002-05:002019-03-21T16:47:48.253-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 3, Thursday February 3: The case of the forlorn fishkeeper.Tonight, Jacqueline Bracamontes is Irma de los Peces (Irma of the fish [think "Pisces" is the sign of the fish]).
Bloody footprints on tile. Gravel and water. More footprints, leading to a woman sitting on a piano bench, covered in spatters of blood.
Still not loving the new theme song…but I do love Jacqui's black sequin dress. I want one.
Irma is led out in handcuffs while the DIEM crew Unknownnoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-29331084037326793952011-01-30T01:52:00.002-05:002019-03-21T16:57:25.776-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 3, Thursday January 27: The case of the disappointed dancer.A woman with a bloodied-up arm opens an exterior door. Another woman in an animal print coat and sunglasses smiles, but then looks shocked as she sees the blood.
We're all lost souls…
Kika Edgar is Paula, Bailarina (Paula, dancer)
Isaac walks into an office, where another man is just finishing a phone call. Isaac tells the other guy "me amenazó" (he threatened me). If he doesn't get his Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-80435385439016602782011-01-23T20:58:00.004-05:002011-01-23T21:22:50.040-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 3, Thursday January 20: The case of the sex slave who settled scores.Tonight, Zuria Vega is "Azucena, Liberada" (Azucena [lily], freed).A limp body in a chair. Broken crockery.A young man runs into an office, frightened. He says to someone he calls "Licenciado" (licensed; usually an attorney) that Azucena is gone. The licenciado isn't worried. She probably went somewhere with her husband, Don Gregorio. The young man says Don Gregorio is dead and someone tookUnknownnoreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-91137000860592087512011-01-16T16:40:00.003-05:002019-03-21T17:02:45.841-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 3, Thursday January 13: The case of the cheating cirujano or autos don't buy you absolution.Tonight, Giselle Blondet is "Luz, Arrolladora" (Luz, who runs over).
Luz Mercedes, aka Mercedes, played by Cynthia Klitbo, is driving down the street saying, "You and I are going to be very happy together. You'll never leave me, you'll never cheat on me. And I'm going to decide when to trade you in for another." She kisses her steering wheel. Having just purchased a new Latinamobile two Unknownnoreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-57479161101443978812011-01-08T23:06:00.001-05:002011-01-08T23:07:18.470-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 3 on Sal y PimientaThe new season of Mujeres Asesinas is starting on Thursday. These are some bullet points about what was discussed on Sal y Pimienta about the new season and the Mujeres Asesinas series:• If you haven't seen the show before, the premise is that it gives a lot of actresses a chance to play grittier roles, usually involving a lot of violence and at least one murder per episode. This season, we're Unknownnoreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-380541514155001522011-01-05T22:09:00.001-05:002011-01-05T22:11:09.455-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 3Is anyone else planning on watching? I did recaps for season 2 and I'd like to continue for season 3. Would anyone else like to join me? I don't know how many episodes to expect, but maybe we could split it up by week number? Or if you have a particular actress whose episode you want to do? Let's talk it out before the blood starts flowing!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-10121263219690453252010-05-28T23:59:00.000-04:002010-05-29T00:02:29.792-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, May 20: The case of the cold-blooded cookie.Don't adjust your computer screens. Yes, this really is the recap for last week's MA, which was also our season finale, sadly. Apparently they showed a Season 1 rerun this week, but my TV did not record it for some reason. Well, we're promised Season 3 "soon." In the meantime...Tonight, Patricia Reyes Spindola is "Tita Garza, Estafadora" (Tita Garza, con artist).An older woman struggles her Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-81448153586416516832010-05-14T20:39:00.001-04:002010-05-14T20:39:42.493-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, May 13: The case of the twisted sisters.Tonight, Patricia Navidad, Galilea Montijo, and Ana Brenda Contreras are "Las Garrido, Codiciosas" (the greedy Garrido girls).Two kids walk along by a river debating what positions to play for baseball. They lose their ball down by the river, where they see a dog holding a severed hand in its mouth. They also see a body all wrapped up in a garbage bag and tape. There's a really twisted Ziploc Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-89172254972302311932010-05-07T22:05:00.001-04:002010-05-07T22:05:41.778-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, May 6: The case of Julia and Julia.Tonight, Angelica Maria and Angelica Vale star in "Julia, Encubridora" (Julia, who covers up). But as they're both named Julia, I don't know who's the encubridora. Yep, it's a two-for-one night!A black SUV rolls up and the DIEM team get out in slow-mo. They go running into a house, Aranda's curls looking gorgeous as ever. She walks up a flight of stairs past Julia the Younger, looking absent,Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-18249818592563499062010-05-01T02:04:00.001-04:002010-05-01T02:04:51.606-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, April 29: The case of the damaged daughter of the two-timing taxista.Tonight, Sherlyn is "Laura, Confundida" (Laura, confused).Present: Laura, a goth girl with heavy black eyeliner and a lip ring, sits in the interrogation room with Capellan and says "It's my fault." She claims to be responsible for the deaths of both Miguel and her mother.Flashback: a man and woman struggle and a gun goes off.Present: Capellan is confused about Laura's claim to have killed her Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-51460728941050207672010-04-24T02:17:00.002-04:002010-04-24T02:22:01.551-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, April 22: The case of the fillet o' fishmonger.Tonight, María Sorté is "María, Pescadera" (María, fishmonger).A body is wheeled out on a stretcher through a supermarket. One of the DIEM crew walks a handcuffed and bloody-handed María out, while Aranda walkies Capellan that they're on the way.You got it, Gloria, it's gonna get bloody tonight.Capellan watches María Gonzalez get walked into an interrogation room by Moran. She's looking like Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-58915848790609943402010-04-16T21:06:00.001-04:002010-04-16T21:06:41.338-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, April 15: The case of an offing at the opera.Tonight, Karyme Lozano and Elsa Pataky are "Ana y Paula, Ultrajadas" (Ana and Paula, outraged).People are arriving to some kind of event. Gerardo and Det. Capellan are attending. Poor Gerardo in his tie. So uncomfortable compared to scrubs. He comments to Capellan that he can tell you exactly when, how, and where someone died, just by looking, "but don't ask me to wear a suit!" It's a damn Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-27852135020377384312010-04-09T21:16:00.000-04:002010-04-09T21:17:00.321-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, April 8: The case of murder or mercy.Tonight, Nuria Bages is "Ofelia, Enamorada" (Ofelia, in love).A woman stands outside a room. Inside, we see medical equipment and hear some unpleasant snorty sounds. She approaches the bed and picks up a syringe from the bedside table. She pushes the needle into an IV tube and injects it. Another, younger woman walks in, says "Dad?" and then looks surprised.Gloria seems confident this will beUnknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-64260619574876627882010-04-03T01:18:00.000-04:002010-04-03T01:19:00.518-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, April 1: The case of the homicidal hermana.Tonight, Adriana Fonseca is "Cecilia, Prohibida" (Cecilia, forbidden).We see scattered flower petals on tile and lots of well-dressed people milling about. A priest hovers over a young man in a tux, while a woman in a white dress looks very, very confused.You got it, Gloria, let it flow, let it flow, let it flow!The ambulance guys load up the body while the confused young woman in the white Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-77763798905155162982010-03-19T17:28:00.000-04:002010-03-19T17:32:57.475-04:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, March 18: The case of the torching torturer.Tonight we get a re-showing of the most popular show from the first season, so Leticia Calderon is "Sonia, Desalmada" (Sonia, Soulless). I believe according to the gossip, this is the role that got her cast in ENDA.A junk collector and his dog are walking down an alley. The man sees smoke rising from a dumpster and picks up a branch to poke around. What he sees makes him gasp and run off.The Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-74149576776566058002010-03-05T16:43:00.000-05:002010-03-05T16:48:43.374-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, March 4: The case of the mistrustful mujer and the neighbor no one listened to.Tonight, Edith Gonzalez is "Clara, Fantasiosa" (Clara, imaginative)A maintenance guy drags around a mop and bucket and picks up mail from the floor of an apartment building before taking his mop and bucket and climbing the stairs to the elevator. He opens the elevator door and gasps at whatever he sees.Let's check out some hot chicks in red dresses, cause that's the last pleasant thing we'll seeUnknownnoreply@blogger.com46tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-48317090634194661712010-02-26T22:24:00.003-05:002010-02-26T22:46:27.732-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, February 25: The case of the homicidal hairdresser.Tonight, Daniela Castro is "Rosa, Heredera" (Rosa , Heiress)A woman of a certain age sits at her dining room table. Actually, her head rests on her dining room table, bleeding all over it, while her cat eats his breakfast out of a bowl set precariously close to the pool of blood. Ungrateful beast. We hear a voiceover explaining, "this is me, or was me," and that this is the end of something Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-10322665585913441142010-02-13T16:11:00.001-05:002010-02-13T16:11:31.292-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, February 11: The case of the lying Lolita and the suspicious señora.I'm a little late this week. I was out at a charity event on Thursday night and I was completely wiped out yesterday!Tonight, Susana Gonzales is "Tere, Desconfiada" (Tere, distrustful).A woman in a blue sweater stands with her back to the camera. Another woman says, "Tere? Teresita?" Tere turns around. Her neck is covered in blood and she's holding bloody scissors. "En que le puedo servir?"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-91514645592699266592010-02-05T19:42:00.002-05:002010-02-05T20:02:33.733-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, February 4: The case of the reluctant ramera's revenge.Tonight, Angelique Boyer is "Soledad, Cautiva" (Soledad, captured).A couple gets hot and heavy in a bright orange retina-burning room. The guy mumbles something about her being very expensive, but she says she's worth it.Credits.A "family" is traveling in a car. We gather that the girl in the back seat is Soledad. Dad is driving, and Stepmom sits up front. Dad is sick of the other two Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25394992.post-73166125677329300852010-01-29T18:52:00.000-05:002010-01-29T18:53:13.288-05:00Mujeres Asesinas 2, Thursday, January 28: The case of the heiferous jefa.Hola todos! I did not get to see this show last season, but after watching the first 15 minutes of last night's episode I had the burning urge to recap it. It's so dark, there may not be a lot of snark involved, but there's always the possibility of some good vocabulary!Beginning with the title: "Mujeres Asesinas" which Mr. 5ft kept insisting must mean "Woman Assassins." Eh, not quite, as "Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15