Caray, Caray!

Scheduling alert for LQNPA Monday, Tuesday (and maybe the rest of the week)?

2012-01-30T21:48:00.005-05:00

Hello everyone, based on a preview for a show on Univision, it looks like La que no podía amar is going to end late (and maybe start early?) on Monday (TONIGHT), as well as Tuesday 1-31-12, and I'd assume that this screwed up schedule might apply to the rest of the week. Make sure to set your recorders for 30 minutes over (just to be sure!) for a while, so you don't miss anything this week! (

Familia, Friday 1/27/12: Comedy Takes a Holiday

2012-01-28T22:07:00.004-05:00

Or, "Una Familia Sin Suerte"Part One: A Time to LaughAna slaps Fraud. It is good.In a montage:Fraud goes home crying to Pina, who dabs his wounded face with a hanky.Pancho gives Rebeca a necklace.Moni and Mommy bond.Alex meets with a priest about the boda.Temo gives Meli a big balloon while Ramona stands there awkwardly, poor kid.Pancho is measured for his father-of-the-bride outfit.Ado catches

LQNPA, 1/27/12: The Ruse Continues -- P.1. Destination: Resignation and Misunderstanding Landing!! All Aboard!! & P.2. Gus Sings the She Done Me Wrong Song While Tia Rosie Cashes In

2012-01-28T18:20:00.029-05:00

Cap. 21, P.1. Destination: Resignation and Misunderstanding Landing!! All Aboard!! [Apologies for not knowing exactly where this one was supposed to start and where the last one exactly was supposed to end. I was still busy bringing home the proverbial bacon. The recorder started at its usual time, which was long after where Uni decidedly did. Uni, your arbitrary editing SUCKS!! So, I’ve

El Mundo de Telemundo, week of Jan. 30: Discuss Amongst Yourselves

2012-01-28T01:49:00.002-05:00

¡Hola a todos! This past week we said goodbye to the La casa de al lado and welcomed a new novela, Relaciones peligrosas. It looks like a few folks here will be following this one. Not me though. At this point, nothing in the Telemundo line-up has seduced me. That could change any time – I’m easy :) Hombre and Novelera, thanks for keeping the ball rolling with your excellent, yet succinct

Una Familia Con Suerte, Thursday January 26. Cupid’s on a bender.

2012-01-27T01:38:00.001-05:00

The short of it: Tomás continues to be a waste of pretty packaging. Mónica meets her mama. Pancho and Rebeca take their romance on the road, pedal to the metal, no brakes. Alfredo catches Vicente and Candelaria in flagrante. Everyone LOVES Alejandra Guzmán. The long of it: We’re back in the barrio where Tomás el tomcat is hissing and clawing. He will NOT allow Lupita to marry that…

LQNPA, Thursday 1-26, #20: The Woman Who Couldn't Let Her Brother Suffer

2012-01-27T00:21:00.002-05:00

So, Rogelio just has to go and ask what made Ana Paula change her mind about marrying him, and she says she needs to help Miguel. He keeps getting the crap beat of him in prison. She says she'll marry Rogelio, but he's got to get Miguel out of prison. Rosaura runs into Bruno accidentally on purpose. She came to tell him now's the right time to make his move, since Gustavo died after all. "Who

LQNPA (La que no podía amar) 1-25-12, Cap 19: Ana Paula: "**** It, Let's Just Do This Thing"

2012-01-26T04:42:00.011-05:00

LQNPA, La que no podía amar, Capitulo 19, Wednesday Jan 25, 2012. Ana Paula: "**** it, let's just do this thing." Hello everyone, I'm going to follow the trend I started in yesterday's recap, and do copious amounts of screenshots with a more bulleted list of events of the episode. Let's get started! * Cupcake (Ana Paula) cries at the news that Gustavo is dead. Clutching the newspaper

Wednesday recap

2012-01-26T03:55:00.003-05:00

Hello everyone. I was supposed to recap the first hour today, but something weird happened with my DVR, because there was a game on rather than the show. I'm very sorry. I didn't catch the show tonight due to either setting my DVR wrong or due to the show not having been aired at the usual time.

UFCS 1-25-12: Alejandra Guzman-- The Worst Kept Secret in Mexico/The Most Public Therapy Session in Mexico

2012-01-25T22:57:00.010-05:00

Part 1:Lots of surprises for many of us tonight. Some of it having to do with the plot, but most of it with the unexpected schedule change. Seems there’s a soccer game on tonight (Mexico vs. Venezuela) that started at 9pm EST/6pm Pacific. Our show is still a two-parter, but it started an hour and 10 minutes early here on the East Coast, messing up dvrs/vcrs, and throwing our recappers off too.

LQNPA (La que no podía amar) 1-24-12, Cap 18: (2nd Hour) You can't bullsht a bullshtter

2012-01-25T05:25:00.026-05:00

LQNPA Jan 24, 2012. Cap 18. IT'S ALL DONE NOW! Finally! (BTW, be sure to read the first hour's recap (for episode 17), written in a hysterical, witty style, by our own Sara.) Because I'll also be doing Wednesday's recap (Cap 19), which is supposedly on an hour earlier than usual, I'm not going to do as full-detailed one on this one, but more of an overview with highlights of parts/scenes I

LQNPA Capítulo 17 1/24/12: Parte Uno (The First Hour) And the Oscar for best performance by a Cyclops in a TN goes to...

2012-01-25T00:00:00.004-05:00

The note on the fridge version: Tia lies, cries and pries. Mercedes spreads the lies. Vainy plans a wedding. Rohell plans...we just don't know what exactly. Miguel gets a beat down. Ana Pau says no. The family gets evicted. The line by line screed (sort of) Refrito: Rehash of Miguel's legal problems...that will cost about 2 million pesos and if he's guilty 8 years in prison. Miguel meets the

Una familia con suerte 1-24 part two: Alexandra Guzman makes herself at home at la casita de los Lopez

2012-01-24T22:56:00.003-05:00

I take over recapping just as Pancho's friend in his undershirt pulls out the defibrillators he probably bought at Harbor Freight and almost gives Mystery Mascara Mama a big shock - but decides she hasn't had a heart attack. The Mystery Mama turns out to be the famous singer Alejandra Guzman who flaps her wings so annoyingly at the start of every episode.Ana asks Freddy if he wants the same from

Familia 1/24: The Weird Lady from the Theme Song Shows Up!

2012-01-24T21:07:00.004-05:00

I'm glad I got to see chato get sprayed with the hose in the recap... he brought new meaning to the term tirar perros, as the lines he uses on the maids are some real dogs.Melly and Temo plan to steal Abeja's puppies to spare them from "sacrifice" (maybe Pina is a closet satanist).At the scene of the inept carjackers, Pancho yells at his "hija," la burra, to get out of there (the carjackers have

La Que No Podia Amar: Capitulo 16 Lunes 1/23/12: Another Indecent Proposal

2012-01-24T10:28:00.002-05:00

I apologise for the lateness of this recap, as I was very ill yesterday and this morning. Please fill in any missing details. Gracias. Antes: Mercedes and David talk about Gustavo's disappearance. Ana Paula argues with Tia MentiRosa. Rogelio lets Bruno know he's not to pursue Ana Paula. Ana Paula demands to know what Tia MentiRosa knows about Gustavo, tells her that no matter what happens

Una Familia – Monday 01/23 – …And Things That Go Bump In The Junkyard…

2012-01-24T02:10:00.000-05:00

Traditional Scottish Prayer:From ghoulies and ghostiesAnd long-leggedy beastiesAnd things that go bump in the night,Good Lord, deliver us!Review: Flowers for Chela, Tears from Pina and Pez Plots for Pancho y Rebe, Freddy keeps the not-galan pressure on Ana at the Promontory de Preggers. Ana has gone from overall clad tomboy to simpering satin and lip gloss girl. Freddy pops the big adolescent

El Talismán - Cast of Characters

2012-01-23T15:09:00.002-05:00

Roberto Vander is Esteban Nájera He is father of the protagonist Camila and her brother Armando, husband of Elvira. He is a charming man but a compulsive gambler. His character is weak. His wife is the one who holds the reins of the house while he spends his time gambling it away. Thanks to Elvira he succeeds, for a time, in becoming the owner of the rancho El Talismán, but in spite of his

Familia, Friday 1/20/12: The Wrath of Khandi

2012-01-22T16:02:00.003-05:00

Caption Alert! I don't know when this started, but I first discovered on Monday night that English captions are now available on CC3!Not all TVs support CC3, and even those that do aren't always user-friendly about it, but do give it a try. Sometimes the translations are really good and sometimes they just seem like machine translations, but they should be a huge help for a lot of people who are

LQNPA, 1/20/12: Gorilla Chest Thumps in the Mexican Mist, Or, Sold!! To The Highest Bidder!!

2012-01-21T23:55:00.023-05:00

Cap. 15 As Viewerville adjusts its tv screens and slugs down another Jolt Cola to insure it does not doze off through another night of somewhat lack lustered torment, turbidity, and turmoil, it’s one nightmare after another for our newly maimed and aggrieved Michael. Tia Rosaura, thinking only of Numero Uno, begins wailing at him in his hospital bed about his certain future behind bars if

El Mundo de Telemundo, Week of January 23 2012: Discuss Amongst Yourselves

2012-01-21T10:01:00.002-05:00

¡Bienvenidos a todos! I guess Monday is the big finale for La Casa. I'm not sure if I'll try Relaciones Peligrosas. Over to you. I have to go out and shovel snow!

UFCS, Thursday January 19. Roses are red, Violeta is back, Pina is angry and Vince gets a smack.

2012-01-20T02:17:00.000-05:00

After some dilly-dally repeats, we’re back where we left off, with the family surprising Chela for her birthday with The Only Mariachis In Mexico (seriously, watch enough telenovelas and you will recognize these same guys everywhere) and breakfast tacos with the whole casa popular. How freaking early do people get up to have time for parties before they go to work? Once they sit down to eat, the

LQNPA, Thursday 1-19, #14: The Woman Who Couldn't Stop Being Annoyingly Tacky

2012-01-20T01:01:00.001-05:00

For the time being, Rogelio and that smarmy jerkface David "plan" to just keep the info about Miguel to themselves. If you can call that a plan. David makes it clear that if the people Miguel hit with the 18-wheeler end up dying (how the hell did they survive that in the first place?) it's going to be Miguel's problem. He's mostly concerned with recovering the cargo and keeping the company's nose

El Talismán Sinopsis - New Telenovela Starts January 30th

2012-01-20T00:24:00.002-05:00

El Talismán is the eponymous name of a California ranch that will have many owners since many covet the property. This is the story of three families, Los Aceves, Los Negrete and Los Nájera, whose desire for El Talismán will cause hate and rivalry, and many family members will have their lives destroyed by this hypnotic ranch. Apparently this ranch is in the exotic location of Fresno, California

LQNPA (La que no podía amar) 1-18-12, Cap 13: What fresh douchebaggery is this?

2012-01-19T08:03:00.016-05:00

LQNPA, Jan 18, 2012, Cap 13. Buenos dias, everyone. I am absolutely and completely lazy this morning and am going to try something different—I'm going to blog as I go along. First I'm going to take a page from Sara and do a quick list of last night's highlights. Then I'll start to add more details and a LOT of screenshots! Let's get started. Last night's episode had some snoozy parts in it

Una familia con suerte 1-18, part one: Inez tries to kill Fernanda with meanness

2012-01-19T06:30:00.001-05:00

This is from Jim, our newest team member. Thanks, Jim!Fernanda is in the hospital and is quite ill. She lets Dr. Octavio know several things, including the fact that the detective has been unable to find her lost son and that she wants to change her will. She tells Octavio that she’d like to put her fortune and company in the hands of the person who is the closest thing she has to a son…Pancho

Familia 1/18, part 2

2012-01-18T21:11:00.002-05:00

Hey guys! No clever subtitle today.Fernanda, miraculously alive (I guess she couldn't have really died without a week of hospital deathbed episodes), is trying to sign over her shares to Pancho, but Doc Oc would rather get her on a plane to Germany. Pancho needs a little convincing as well, so she lays it on really thick (not just with the "I'm dying" guilt-trip, but also with some heavy handed

LQNPA Cap.12 1/17/12-

2012-01-18T00:00:00.001-05:00

The bare minimum: Ro-hell and Vainy are together again Tia lies, cries, spies and pries. David and Sin are officially an item. Gus plans to file a complaint--until he gets the severance pay Bruno uses his sketchy connections to get Gus out of the picture. Bruno and Vainy have a minor falling out. Ro-hell and Ana Pau fight (quelle suprise)...oh and Miguel's job is in Ro-hell's hands. Speaking of

Familia 1/17 part two. Vince doubles his own salary.

2012-01-17T21:59:00.003-05:00

Our episode opens on Freddy's busted nose. He's acting kind of bemused, but Pina is freaking out. She winds up squeezing it and making things worse.Vins is still gasping for breath in the grip of the Candi-Pina vicegrip. Support one radio program, lose the other lady.Vins and Enzo want to double their salary, and Beto whips out the Titanic analogy. The company will sink. I wonder if the new

Una familia con suerte 1-17 part one: Fraud gets a bloody nose.

2012-01-17T21:48:00.011-05:00

El Talisman, the new show, is starting January 30 - so this week and next week there will be double sessions of Una Familia, 7-9.Vince's first tasks for Lamberto: to reactivate the Vince-and-Enzo personal credit cards. Glad he's taking his job seriously.Pancho, brooding, considers Chela as a possible novia: after alll, she knows him so well and has been with his family so long. Lupe tells him

La Que No Podia Amar Capitulo 11 A Chapter of Indecent Proposals Lunes, 1/16/12:

2012-01-17T09:28:00.003-05:00

Please provide any missing details. Gracias. Antes: Bruno approaches Ana Paula with an extraordinary offer of her salary being tripled, but must return to Rogelio with the conditions of her return. Ana Paula and Gustavo become novios. Sin-thia tells Maria that her life is a living hell. Nuevo: Rogelio's Study: Bruno and Rogelio review the business contract between Federico and Rogelio's

Una Familia – 01/16, Monday – Is Vicente’s Star or Supernova Rising As Pancho Makes His Sun Set in the Vecindad?

2012-01-17T02:58:00.003-05:00

Here’s to peace, equality and justice for all on this Martin Luther King Day. Enzo shares with Vicente that he doesn’t want his daughter to suffer. Vaincente would rather talk about his problems with Candi but offers that something will occur to him to help Enzo. Monica’s girlfriend comes to see her and she hears all about Moni’s romantic interlude in Valle de Bravo with Jose (the Pepe

Familia, Friday 1/13/12: Friday the 13th

2012-01-15T16:10:00.003-05:00

There was a question recently about episode numbers. I had been counting the episodes in one-hour increments and numbering them accordingly. Not surprisingly, these numbers don't match up with the official numbers on the esmas website. I haven't been looking there because I want to avoid spoilers. The ep numbers tend to get out of sync because of differences between the way Televisa creates these

LQNPA, 1/13/12: The Golden Handcuffs Come Out

2012-01-14T19:17:00.013-05:00

Cap. 10 Holy frijoles, telenovela fans! Ana Paula’s left the building and Rogelio’s turned into a green-eyed Grinch. The arrogant Iberian ice queen, Vanessa, has refused to apologize to Nana Maria and, furthermore, she refuses to leave the premises until she’s good and ready despite Regelio Mont-ogro’s ordering it. Vainessa waits for him to roll in front of her and then bends over, laying a

El Mundo de Telemundo, week of January 16, 2012: Discuss Amongst Yourselves!

2012-01-14T00:57:00.004-05:00

LA CASA DE AL LADO – as of FridayIn the beginning. this show was delicious. There was so much nervous energy, so much sly malice, so many people we loved to hate. It was great fun trying to guess what crazy secrets would be revealed from one night to the next. And then there were the stylized and stylish sets, each one with its own story to tell. Now, with Relaciones peligrosas slated to

Una Familia Con Suerte, Thursday January 12. Everyone wants to get the truth or get lucky; no one succeeds.

2012-01-13T01:48:00.001-05:00

Tomcat and Peppy chat about their love lives or lack thereof on the Avon steps. The police arrive and arrest Pep for kidnapping Moni. Celeste runs in to alert her. Meanwhile, in the office, Moany asks Enzo why he lied to her about her mother. Before he can answer, Sandra interrupts with news of the arrest. Moany yells at her dad and says he’s selfish and she hates him. Moany tries to

LQNPA, Thursday 1-12, #9: The Woman Who Couldn't Get Away Fast Enough

2012-01-13T00:15:00.001-05:00

So, Paula's gone, but she left a goodbye note for Rogelio. He backs away from the breakfast table for the tiny bit of privacy that affords: "Dear Numbskull, hey, I tried to talk to you, but nooo. I'm not putting this job above my dignity and you've been a total ass. I'll pay you back the money you used to pay off Bruno, starting with this month's salary, but you're not the boss of me no more! I'm

LQNPA (La que no podía amar) 1-11-12, Episode 8: Rohellio suffers with women problems.

2012-01-12T07:31:00.011-05:00

LQNPA (La que no podía amar) Ep 8 - January 11, 2012. We start with a rewind of MentiRosa chit-chatting with Bruno about how she wants him to be in Paula's life, not that pipsqueak Gustavo. Bruno smiles and is all for it. At the Hacienda, Vainessa struts past Ana Paula and says, "Tell your boss that I want to see him." She has this bored smirk on her face, as if Ana Paula is a bug she should

Una familia con suerte January 11, part two: Pepe waterskis and Enzo shaves.

2012-01-11T21:13:00.004-05:00

Moni is impressed by Pepe's ability to excel at many expensive hobbies (he may have friends in Valla Brava, but surely they didn't give him all those free water ski trips, parasails etc?) and is sad to go home, back to school - and to talk to her papa. She wishes they'd talked to Enzo before escaping to their love nest by the ocean. Enzo drinks himself to oblivion, draining a crystal decanter,

Familia 1/11: In which all characters act like babies

2012-01-11T20:11:00.005-05:00

We open on Tomas revealing his feelings for Pina. She protests - Yeah he's from a different class, but she's also married and has a son his age. She tells him to leave and never come back. Good thing he just finished fixing the plumbing. She looks kind of funny being so harsh in such a silly dress.Candi drags Vins into Zumba, and allows them to start the music again. He shuffles around, but keeps

Una familia con suerte January 10 part 2: In which Candy GLOWS in her zumba class

2012-01-11T07:39:00.002-05:00

We have a new blogger, Jim, who took the second hour last night. Let's welcome him heartily! Here's his recap...Hi everyone. I’m pleased to join the ranks of recappers. Hopefully, I’ll do a good job with the recaps. I am fluent in Spanish and understand the slang and dialect well. Here we go! I’m going to start off a bit before the second hour actually began. Let’s begin with a visit Pancho

LQNPA Capítulo 7 1/10/11: In which a case of footinmouth disease stops Ro-hell's campaign for change

2012-01-11T00:00:00.002-05:00

The short and sweet Bruno continues to mack on Ana Pau Ana Pau confronts Vainessa and tells her to stay away from Ro-hell. Ro-hell’s approval of the building project means Gus has reason to be in San Gabriel often. Gus continues to pine for the Ana Pau…despite his sister’s objections. Ana Pau—la que no podia andar: Thank heaven Ro-hell was there to catch her! Ana Pau—la que no podia hablar sin

Familia Double Header 1/10 Part 1: Shit begins to get real

2012-01-10T21:26:00.002-05:00

So Speaking of families, I noticed that the actress who plays Gloria in Modern Family is doing State Farm ads now.We're treated to a brief re-hash of Pepe's well-prepared room full of flowers, candles, and a greasy sleaze-ophonist (seriously, how did he pull all of this together? When he got to the bus station he didn't even know what time the bus left. Maybe he had the entire love-party on

La Que No Podia Amar Capitulo #6 , La Que No Podia Cambiar Lunes, 1/9/12:

2012-01-10T10:32:00.002-05:00

Please provide any missing details. Gracias. Antes Bruno tells Ana Paula he wants to take care of her, Maria watches Rogelio burn the photo of himself and Vainessa, Ana Paula helps Rogelio in his office. Rogelio gives permission for Ana Paula to instruct Margarito. Nuevo Hacienda Montero, terrace: As Margarito runs off with his book anticipating future lessons with Ana Paula, she speaks

Una Familia 01/09 – Mon. – Cap #73 & #74 - The Media Is The Massage and The Mess Age

2012-01-10T02:23:00.005-05:00

Good evening with thanks to Marshall McLuhan for inspiration on my first night with Una Familia Con Suerte. We present another week of two hour slots, oh goodie goodie. Some observations: the dialog is full of nonsense and slurred slang so I hope to give you better translations as I get used to it. But it is possible that it won’t make any more sense if I listen more times. Ahhhh. And

CME Bonus post by Anita - THE DEVOLUTION* OF DR. ALVARO NESME

2012-01-09T12:08:00.001-05:00

Post by Anita (aka NOK) THE DEVOLUTION* OF DR. ALVARO NESME OR THE SORRY DOWNFALL OF A RESPECTED TOWN DOCTOR *Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, 2d definition—Devolution = Retrograde evolution—Degeneration. Key—If the phrase is followed by or includes parens, it comes from the author of the phrase; if in brackets, it’s an editorial comment. If there are …[dots] at the

Familia, Friday 1/6/12 (#70): For Whom the Chimes of Doom Toll

2012-01-08T16:07:00.001-05:00

Mónica angrily tells her father, "I'm not telling you again!" She loves Pepe and she don't love Fraud. Then she apologizes, tells Enzo she loves him very much, but if she loses Pepe she'll never forgive herself. Enzo sighs heavily and asks himself why, since he's raised her from a baby, she's so much like her mother?At breakfast, after Chela is toasted with orange juice, Lupita announces to the

I Need A New Attitude: In Which RoHellio Earns Bonus Points For Most Pitiful Cripple of the Year And Then Immediately Loses Them for Being Biggest Brute of the Year.

2012-01-08T10:08:00.012-05:00

Cap 5 We return to someplace in the distant wilds of Mexico, a far piece from Tuxtla and civilization, to watch in horrific awe as Rogellio, crippled and emotionally crushed, is forced to crawl, utterly humiliated, back into his (really reedy-looking red) wheel chair while his former ladylove--the fine-lookin’ ex-fiancee, Vanessa--and his Nana Maria look on, speechlessly impactadas. --Well,

El Mundo de Telemundo, Week of January 9 2012: Discuss Amongst Yourselves

2012-01-07T08:55:00.003-05:00

¡Felix Día de Tres Reyes Magos! Ok, that was last week but whatever. I'm filling in for NovelaMaven this week. Over to you.

Cuando Me Enamoro #182, 1/6/12: Sueños Cumplidos (Dreams Fulfilled)

2012-01-07T01:52:00.019-05:00

El Gran FinalThe theme song kicks in and it's the last time we'll hear Enrique's sweet "oooh hooo" over the opening credits. Then we jump right into the action. Roberta begs Renata to forgive her and they hug tightly. Fina (who looks like a flying-purple-people-eater) takes aim from the stage.Berta sees Fina over Nata's shoulder and twists around just in time!Berta receives a shot in the back

Una Familia Con Suerte, Thursday January 6. Vins is bugged and Pina’s watching Tomás.

2012-01-06T01:25:00.000-05:00

Vins is still at the Cuckoo Curaloco’s office. Doc tells him a fable: A beetle (escarabajo) and a cicada (cigarra) are walking together in the hot sun. The cicada stops in the shade of an oak. The beetle keeps going, but eventually is too hot and digs a hole to get out of the sun. At night there is a storm and the hole fills with water and the beetle drowns. The cicada opens a dragonfly (libélula

LQNPA, Thursday 1-5, #4: The Woman Who Couldn't Get Over Herself

2012-01-06T01:11:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year everybody! And a Happy New Show…for now….Full disclosure: We have had the closed captions on our TV set to Channel 3 ever since Uni showed La Reina del Sur. Mr 5ft read the book in English, so we were both excited to see the TN version, and even more excited that I wouldn't have to translate for him. Since then, we just never bothered to take off the closed captions because most

CME #180 Thursday 1/5/12 - Love is the answer, and you know that for sure. Love is a flower, you gotta let it grow.*

2012-01-05T23:14:00.002-05:00

*John Lennon, Mind GamesAll you Rene Casados fans are in for a treat tonight. It’s Papa Gonzo’s night to shine. Cliff Huxtable, Ward Cleaver, Richard Castle, step aside and make room for the master, Don Gonzalo Monterrubio! Oh cool, we get to see the swordfight on the high seas one more time. Just the end though, the skewering, in effect the best part. Wow, Jero really jammed it in there. But

LQNPA (La que no podía amar) 1-4-12, Episode 3, Apparently not dining with the boss is a whipping offense at the Hacienda del Fuerte

2012-01-05T02:49:00.005-05:00

La que no podia amar, Episode 3, Jan 4, 2012 Apparently not dining with the boss is a whipping offense at the Hacienda del Fuerte (I am tired after an evening out and haven't fully corrected this recap. Will try to do that later tonight or sometime in the morning. But this is mostly done!) NOTE: I tried very hard to keep my comments and speculations limited to what I recall thinking the first

CME 04 Jan 2012: Au-gre finally falls to his death... love is in the air, on the food, at the church, etc... but one last move by evil ones might spoil the cheese, i mean, the happy ending

2012-01-05T01:15:00.002-05:00

Recap By Marta Ivett We left last evening with Jeronimo totally worn out and wounded looking like a Jesus Christ in a wet suit, on his knees, with Au-gre behind him ready to decapitate him with one final swing of his sword… Renata pleading hopelessly for Jero’s life… Matt totally exhausted and in pain, Anibal too upset/shocked… But wait! Jeronimo gathers enough energy to bend

Familia 1/4: Plans are made, but little is done

2012-01-04T21:54:00.004-05:00

Candi reiterates her brilliant plan to solve all of Wince's problems: go back to the exact same plan as before (pretend they're not seeing each other, but actually see each other).Pina is in hysterics over Candi's popularity, and chews out her producer.Fernanda is, surprisingly, not surprised to hear that Pancho and Rebe are becoming a unit.Wince tells Candi he's going to tell her a huge secret (

LQNPA Cap 2 1/3/12: La Que No Podía Callarse

2012-01-04T04:00:00.022-05:00

The Joe Friday version: Ro-hell butts heads with….pretty much everyone. Ana Paula butts heads with Ro-hell…and he likes it (hubba hubba) Bruno woos Ana Paula. Ana Paula insists numerous times that she's not staying and everyone tries to convince her to stay…each one has their own selfish motives. Costuming for Susana Gonzalez is bizarre. Also, she and Efraim fondle their belt buckles as much as

CME#179 - HEADLINE! THREE AMATUER COMMANDOS ACCEPT MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT

2012-01-04T02:41:00.001-05:00