Wednesday, November 25, 2009

ENDA Tuesday November 24. “I’ll NEVER love again!...Why, hello there, hottie.”

In the street, Carlota snottily snots to Alonso that she has way better manners than he has. Practically in the same breath she says she doesn’t understand why his wife forgave him for tomcatting around. Who said this wasn’t a comedy?! He apologizes for having accused her of murder and says obviously she is just looking out for her beloved niece. She accepts his apology in the most stuck-up way possible and leaves. Alonso thinks to himself that he will be watching her every move.

Carloca is doing some shopping and is accosted by Diana, who feels the need to do some good works with the church ladies because she wants to associate with good women, since it seems her former friends just want to steal her husband. Carloca is shocked and outraged that there are shameless hussies who will destroy relationships and thinks those women should be publicly denounced. I guess she didn’t read that bible story all the way to the end. Carloca agrees to help Diana, even though she really hates to meddle in other people’s lives (!), because she really must uphold the values of Immoral del Monte.

Samuel swings by Camila’s shop to accuse her of having been a terrible mother, as Romina’s pregnancy proves. He says she did as bad a job as her own mother did with her. Is he insinuating that they married because they were expecting Romina? Camila yells that he has no right to judge her parenting not having bothered to even do a poor job himself, and throws him out. He steals some tchotchke on his way. Monica assured Cami that she was the best mother possible.

Romina finds Carlota and tells her their plan has worked and Emiliano has agreed to marry her. However, she does not want to be a mother, and it’s too late to abort. Romi wants Cruel to help her get rid of the brat forever as soon as the wedding is over. Cruelota says it’s hard for her to help since this is against her principles. I’m guessing those principles would be the ones against helping people, not the Catholic principles against abortion or killing or anything. But she does have some ideas; for example she knew of a girl who had a miscarriage from “accidentally” falling down the stairs.

Dour Inés dooms and glooms her way into the Platería Ferrer and blames Angélica for Aaron’s exile and asks to see Orlando. She is escorted into his office along with a lot of tragic music. Orly glares at her.

Romina doesn’t like the idea of falling down the stairs; it’s too dangerous. Carlota is the voice of reason for once and suggests she just put the baby up for adoption. But no, she must trap Emiliano into marrying her. “Fine, be stuck with a baby your whole life. Be sure to invite us to the wedding. We’re dying to be there, especially Paloma.”

Paloma knocks on Emiliano’s apartment door. He answers. They both stand there looking all emotional foreeeeeeever. Finally they let their lips take over.

Inés agrees to confess everything to Orlando as long as he promises to never let Diana find out she told. He says fine, but Emiliano must know the truth.

Emiliano and Paloma agree that they don’t want to split up. However, they are both martyrs, so they must, and thus this is the last time they can smooch. Wait, isn’t the wedding not for a few weeks? More tears, more liplocking.

Orlando and Inés agree to terms, and Orlando asks Ange to send Emiliano in. However, Emo has not returned from his long lunch break. Ange dials the phone and leaves Emo an urgent summons message.

Paloma tells Emo she’s going to go to school in México City. He doesn’t want her to go. She says she can’t stand to be around if he’s married to Romina. More sobbing, more kissing. Paloma gets all melodramatic (even more than usual) and wants One Last Kiss, then says adios about a thousand times and finally leaves. She only makes it to the other side of the door before she must lean on the wall to wail pitifully. Inside, Emo collapses on the floor to do the same. These two are delightful. We are treated to a montage of happier times. Then back to the present. Looks like Emo has found an onion and dredged up some real tears.

Romina continues her tour of terror and drops into Camila’s shop. Camila still thinks the wedding is a bad bad bad idea and begs Romina not to make the same mistake Cami made. Also she tells Romi not to idolize her wretched father. Romememena pays the usual amount of attention to her mother’s wisdom.

A huge basket of flowers is delivered to Carlota. She thinks they are from Cris; I’m guessing Sam. The note is romantic but unsigned. Carloca looks a little hot and bothered.

Diana rant scene. Honestly, I have a little trouble following her lunatic diatribes, but I think she wants to stone Camila and keep the apron strings strangling Emiliano, to loosely paraphrase.

Paloma has gone to the office to cry on Ange’s shoulder. The perfect place to avoid Emiliano, obvi, since the owner’s son/partner needn’t bother showing up. Ange tells Paloma that, believe it or not, she isn’t the only one who has suffered, and Ange knows just what she’s going through. She’ll get over it with time. Paloma of course thinks everything is worse for her and she is never going to get attached to anyone again. Ange tells her if she doesn’t take risks she may not suffer as much but she won’t enjoy life, either.

Emiliano mopes on the sofa and listens to Angélica’s message. He calls Orlando and agrees to go meet with him and Inés. As he’s leaving, Romina appears at the door. She wants to talk wedding details. He is not interested but tells her they aren’t having a church wedding, only civil.

Cris carries Rufi’s bags for her and tells her Alonso is in a good mood and helping Team Good Guys. He says Cruel doesn’t want him anywhere near Paloma. Rufi begs him not to abandon her.

Romememena says they are having a showstopper of a wedding, civil, church, big reception, honeymoon in Europe, the works. Emo says just the civil wedding, which he is only doing for the baby, not because he wants to be married to her. A big church wedding would be a farce since she never even goes to mass and is pregnant. She isn’t going to manipulate and control him any further. Romina bats her eyelashes and makes a pouty face I’m sure she thinks is endearing but he holds his ground.

Germán calls someone about Carlota’s papers, then calls Carlota to say that the papers are on their way and he will deliver them personally as soon as they arrive. She reminds him to be utterly discreet. Oh, he’s definitely going to read them now. Carlota thinks to herself that this will keep Paloma from finding out about her money at least until she is 21, and by then Cruel will have thought of a new plan.

Diana sees Emiliano get out of his car and go into Inés’s house. She hopes it isn’t about what she thinks. Inside, Inés tells Emo that she beat up Diana, not Orlando, at Diana’s request. Emo is stunned.

Romina tries on wedding dresses and whines that she looks fat, as Camila comments that she’s bound to lose her waistline seeing as how she is pregnant and tries to talk her into a more accommodating empire-waist gown. Romi, however, wants to look as skinny as possible and says the wedding is this weekend. Then she unleashes escalating brattiness until Cami loses it and tells her to be more respectful or else.

Paloma goes to the church to continue her tearfest. She walks up to the choir loft and through a hatch and out into the bell tower. She starts climbing over the balcony rail. Sheesh, what melodrama. A man down in the street sees her and runs to save the day. He pulls her off the railing and naturally they tumble to the floor and Paloma lands on top of him. He turns out to be a rather handsome young dude, of course, and they stare at each other. Looks like that twisted little pest Cupid is running amok again.

Avances: Romina prepares for the wedding by dressing up like a princess. Emiliano prepares by bawling in Cristóbal’s lap.

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Sortilegio #35, Tuesday, November 24: Your recapper regrets to inform you...

...my DVR did not record Sortilegio tonight while I was out at rehearsal. I am so incredibly sorry that I have no recap for you. I throw myself on the mercy of the viewers to take pity on me and please fill me in on what happened tonight!

Courtesy of La Paloma, we have the following so far:
"Alex rushed to MJ's side in his trusty helicopter, only to learn that she may die because of no available blood to match her rare blood type. He called the silver-haired family doctor for help [ed: Hernan]. Meanwhile, the other family members dithered about. Bobo and Raquel had some kind of dramatic argument and maybe a threat of divorce. And Alex was so sweet with his warm brown eyes focused on MJ, referring to "nuestro hijo" and begging her not to die. Then the most drama of all: the doctor reveals that the ONLY POSSIBLE match for MJ's blood is (Tah-Dah!) BRUNO! Sorry, but that had me howling with laughter. I'm not sure that's medically accurate. Oh well, Alex was so sweet I could ignore the rest." [ed: well, considering on each show there's only one hospital with only one doctor and only one cop with a name, then I guess it would follow that there's only one person in the world who matches her blood type and that it would turn out to be Bruno...however, shouldn't that also mean that Raquel is a match?]

Anonymous adds:
"Bruno was also chastising Pimp Daddy E for giving Alex his cousin name. Maura and team Mexitrash were having a pow wow then who should crash it. The uninvited no attractive heifer Raquel. So that broke up quickly.

Ezeke was giving Alex Pimp Daddy's E's whereabouts when Alex had his accident. Then Alex ask where was Bruno Ezeke told Alex that Bruno was not at Merida also.

Ferdumbo was trying to make mother in denial think and see reason about Bruno good luck with that. Many have tried and well you guys know the rest. [ed: shoot! I thought he might have been getting through to her yesterday, oh well!]

Katia couldn't wait to tell about her new found skankism so she told Lissete who them told big sis Maura. Who then told Useless that they now have ammunition against Bruno to keep him in line. Good luck with that Maura. [ed: really? cause I thought she was almost 18, so what would it matter?]

Raquel and Roberto arguing again this woman is way too much work and drama. Even Useless gigolo supreme is tired of her act already. [ed: word!]

Did I not say Ferdumbo would tell Vicki that MJ is preggers. Vicki have the nerve to question if Alex is the father, or if it could be Mario Aguirre. Excuse me heifer did you not have a affair and got pregnant by a married man? What special water is this woman drinking? Bruno overhearing part of the conversation was then told by the other person who can't keep their mouth shut Vicki that MJ is pregnant. Well that did not sit well with Mad dog who's already jealous that Alex gets to ride in the helicopter. Bruno being his normal charming self to Ferdumbo to gets to stepping this is family business. Vicki temporarily deprive of her special water took umbrage that Bruno was being uncivilized to her boy toy. Told her precious Bruno the only person leaving the table right now was him. Bruno looking like he either swallow something that wasn't agreeing with him. I thinks it's called pride left in a state of shock, that his mother would address him in such a way in front of Ferdumbo.

Alex called Hernan for help for the blood transfusion. Hernan personally went to tell Vicki and Bruno that he was the only match for MJ. Vicki at first did not want Bruno to donate, I guess our girl finally found her water. Then she was convinced by Hernan that MJ needed the donation real quick. She and the baby would die. Ezeke went and got Bruno who was lamenting to his favorite Pimp about MJ getting pregnant by Alex. Bruno came back with Ezeke was informed by Hernan that they needed his blood for MJ to live. Bruno at first said to bad no way was he helping. Vicki pleaded with him to show some compassion and prove to everyone that he is not a monster. She knows he's a good person. I would say now Vicki has drunk a pitcher full of her special water." [ed: how Vicky doesn't end up with whiplash from her constant changing of opinions, I'll never know!]

CC and Cielo de Levy report that Alex now knows (a) about the baby, and (b) that it's his, and seems willing to take MJ's word for it...whew!

And in further news, direct from our comment section, Alex is hot. Like seriously hot. Like melt-your-tv hot. Like he-could-even-melt-M&M's-hot. Just, you know, in case you weren't aware of his hotness.

I shall dispense with any additional updates and hereby direct you to the comments where faithful viewers can provide you with any other information you need about this episode and/or the exact degree of Alex's hottitude. My eternal thanks!

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Gancho Tuesday Nov. 24, '09 Slap My A** And Call Me Sally, The Hot Sauce Hit The Fan Tonight!

Oh my yes, it was a dramatic episode tonight. Aldo under papa-drug surveillance, Connie driven to distraction by her cougar mama; and Beto and Sal, in full paranoid hysteria, barricaded in the xerox room. In the midst of all that, Mauricio, in his Furia Enmascarada outfit was purely an afterthought. But speaking of afterthoughts, is our Constanza with child? The nausea, pallor and need to vomit are all pointing towards pregnancy. If she faints, we'll know for sure.

We start, relatively calmly, with Salvador breaking up with Gabriela. Seems he can't get past the toupee incident, even though she's ready to forget that little contretemps. He's convinced it's one of many signs that they are not meant to be. After all, it's never come loose before.

And our beloved Connie is twisting the knife in Monita's tender flesh, taunting her with the fact that she has both Mauricio and Beto by the short hairs and intends to keep them both.

So much for old painful stuff. Let's move on to new discomfort. Xime, Jerry, Rolu and wheelchair arrive at Mauricio's for dinner. Terry is surprised and of course Mauricio is not there. But Jackie is, and it's lust at first sight for Jeronimo.

Mientras tanto, Estrella is worried about Monita handling her distress. For Estrella it's different. She's an actress. She can keep it all inside. Encapsulate it. But she's afraid Monita will explode.

Back to the big house. Jackie's moved into her second favorite topic (her first being, well...Jackie), the need for more servants. Rolu quips that he'd volunteer his wife but she can't cook. Jackie's charmed. You remind me of my third husband...or was it my fourth? Well, anyway, he was in a wheelchair. And poor Jean-Claude ...he survived three heart attacks only to die at sea. How many husbands in all? Well, five. Jerry's looking like he's ready to be number six, and Jackie's on board. There's some more chit-chat about the big scene over Aldo's drug use. The dismal state of the household. No drinking, no smoking. Jeez, let's get out of here and go eat someplace.

Off they go. Jackie, Jerry and Xime. But wait! Xime's forgotten something. What was it? Oh yes, her purse. Only after Rolu aggressively clears his throat, does she remember her "bulto", and who can blame her?

Over dinner, Jackie wants to know about the situation with Beto, Maurio and Connie. Xime starts to explain but gets hopelessly confused. Rolu suggests that she's most adorable when she spends half an hour in the bathroom so she obligingly runs off to the ladies' while Jackie remains
as mystified as ever.

Now to the dark side. Loriloca and Oscar are plotting in the coffee room, emptying a full flask of poison into Sal's coffee and cackling over his future "all expenses paid" vacation in a padded cell. The thought gets their hormones flaring and they decide consummation can't wait. Off they gambol to a secret trysting place. We'll serve the coffee later.

Enter Beto, under a barrage of complaints from Paula. Clean this place up and don't leave until you do. Of course he spots the coffee and the cookies and swills it all down while Oscar and Lori are romping elsewhere. Can paranoia be far behind?

Well, we have to wait to find out. We're now at the gym where Monita, Costeño and Cesar are trying to come up with names for the new luchador. Monita finally picks a winner with Furia Enmascarada and the scene switches to our sculpted Mau, trying on the swanky outfit and hood. Connie's knocking at the door but he puts her off. The secret is safe for now.

Our scummy lovers stagger back into the coffee room, clothes askew, to find to their horror that Beto has gulped down the poisoned brew. Yes, the hot sauce has hit the fan. (And for those of you who don't know...Slap My Ass And Call Me Sally is actually the name of a hot sauce, one that will burn you from one end to the other, evidently.) So Beto's roaming the office in full paranoid hysteria until finally barricading himself in the xerox room. Paula's pounding on the door, ordering him out, while Gaby tries the gentle approach. Neither one works. He wants his mommy and Monita. And he's scared! And poor Sal is about to join him. Lorenza has tracked him into his office, offering him more poisoned coffee to "calm his nerves" and he willingly slurps it down before peering furtively out the venetian blinds. Twitching and ticking to beat the band, of course. They're both scared.

And Mau is scared also. Scared that he can't trust Aldo anymore. So from now on, he's taking all three of them to school. And checking with the teachers and the principal. If there are any slipups, he'll find out immediately. As for Chubi, he's on his way to prison. Now, son, any more junk in the house? Aldo swears there isn't (and we're pretty sure cunning Jackie got it all) but the scene ends tenderly with Aldo saying "Papa, I love you." " I love you too, son."

Well, no love lost between Connie and Mom. Constanza is begging Mau to throw her maternal unit out and Mau, of course, is welcoming his suegra with all his heart. And what better time for Jackie to resurrect some old stories about daughter.? Her problems with whiskey. That time she caught her in her room with her piano teacher and way drunk. Mau's loving it. Connie not so much.

After our galan leaves, Jackie wants a heart to heart with Connie about Monita and this Fantasma Vengador, adding that "lucha libre no es nice". Connie doesn't want to chat so mom then suggests a perfect day of shopping, massages and whatnot. No way. Connie's feeling nauseous, like she wants to vomit (OH NO, PREGNANCY ALERT!) but Jackie thinks she's just bulimic. Leave me in peace, wails Connie. C'mon I'm your mom! is the retort.

And the staff won't leave Beto in peace either. The entire workforce has now gathered outside the door and Beto can feel their bad vibes. No way is he coming out. Sal, twitching and jerking, has an idea. Beto, I want to raise your salary. Interest. How about I make you director of planning and projects? More interest. Do I get status over Paula? Yes, and over Gabriela too. Way more interest. Can I come in? Yes, but just you. Tengo miedo, bleats Beto.

Alright. Great scene. Maybe it can't match Lalo and Xime's mating dance but it's pretty darn good. Sal and Beto have each found a soul mate. At last, someone else who worries about hidden microphones, cameras etc. And understands the need to whisper behind the hands, in case the enemy can read lips. It's a kind of infernal heaven. Or would be if only Mommy and Monita could be there. Because that's who Beto really wants to see. (Okay, I know it's "whom" but you don't really want me to write that, do you?)

Meanwhile Gaby and Lorenza are bickering outside the door over relative degrees of lunacy. In the midst of this, Lorenza uses the word "cordura" (sanity) and Gaby thinks she's sniping about her "gordura" (fatness) and sharp words are exchanged.

In the midst of all this chaos, who bounces out of the elevator but Xime , Rolu, and Jerry. The latter snarks that it's a typical day in the office, Beto and Sal, soul brothers to the core, barricaded in the xerox room. Riiiiight.

Time for a pow-wow with Oscar. Jerry thinks he has news but Oscar already knows about Aldo's drug problem. And he's sceptical about Jerry's new infatuation with Mau's mother-in-law. But just think, Oscar adds, relapses are common, and we can give Aldo a little "empujo" (push) back into drug use. Jerry, always the slower of the two, wonders why. Well, we need an "as bajo la manga" (an ace up our sleeve) in order to get Connie to divorce Mauricio. She'd never divorce him on her own. And we want our share of the spoils. So we'll have to move the chess pieces around so she has to bow out of the marriage.( Sounds good to me.)

While these two are hatching their plans, the elevator disgorges some more players....Jackie and Constanza. Mom is only moderately impressed with Mauricio's business office. Jean-Claude had a much bigger spread, with a golf course no less. Connie's getting all riled up but the last thing the office needs is another loca. And Paula's only too glad to tell Jackie all the other things her daughter is...like promiscuous, dishonest, underhanded, slutty, poisonous....I see you know her even better than I, smiles Jackie. Honestly, we thought about having an exorcism performed on her as a child. Too bad we didn't.

Another elevator eruption. This time the much longed for Nieves and Monita. Monita's banging on the door and yelling at Beto to open it, while Gabriela explains to Jackie that Moni is an "encanto de niña." A little discreet Jackie eye rolling ensues.

Beto and Sal are crazy on the inside. Connie's still going crazy on the outside. Mom is the problem. Jerry can't believe it. He's sure he'd have a great time with her. Yeah, try living just one week with her!, wails Connie. Done. I'll haunt her night and day, he promises.

Whoosh. Suddenly Sal evacuates from the room. Evidently Beto has let a big one. The stress of the situation, you understand. Although it cleared out Sal, Monita and Connie, undeterred by the aroma, are now hunkered down in the copy room with our paranoid paramour.

Mauricio...the last to arrive at this crazy party, is horrified.

But not Beto. I'm with the two women I love! he exults.

Previews: Jerry and Jackie are smooching.
Lorenza is talking on the phone about the poisoning of the coffee and Ximena overhears.
Beto is kissing Gabriela? Did I really see that? (recorder isn't working so I can't check.)
And Beto's in the copy room with Monita and Connie, ordering them to "love me" while performing his trademark lizard tongue move. Can't wait for Wednesday!

Vocabulary:
pasar bomba =have a great time, get along swell
acorralado = cornered
as bajo la manga= ace up one's sleeve
chuchuloco = crazy? Sal said it. All I could find in dictionary was "chuchumeca" which means hooker.
cordura = sanity, being on an even keel
gordura= plumpness, fatness
empujo = push

Dicho of the Day:

Dios los cria y ellos se juntan. Birds of a feather, flock together. Could apply to Beto and Sal now that they've both swallowed the same poisoned coffee. But I imagine their collusion is only temporary. Sure hope so. As for Oscar and Jeronimo. For sure. Oscar and Lorenza, yes. As for Jackie? We'll see who she fits with. (whom whom!)

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Amor Monday, November 23, 2009: A toast to the bride and doom

Friday: Alonso is trying to chase down the investigation that Inaki had done, but he’s doing it secretly, without telling Natalia. Carlota is looking at a travel brochure for Cabo, but Chris’s face appears before her in a magic circle and she gets a faraway lustful look. Camila is walking home with Orlando and tells him how Samuel is on the scene, but she can’t tell Romina how bad he really is because it would just piss her off more. Orlando doesn’t want Samuel to get the impression that Camila is alone, so, problem-solver that he is, he proposes to her, handily forgetting that she wanted to go out just as friends.

And that was just a few minutes of Friday’s show. Let’s see what tonight brings.

Orlando explains that since Em and Romina are getting married, and Samuel is in the wings, why, it’s just more logical than just living together. Camila says gosh thanks, but I was just saying the other day that I thought marriage of convenience isn’t a good idea. He says well, think about it and gives her a kiss. She backs away and says nice chatting with you and scurries in her giant iron door. I guess the city building code didn’t allow a moat.

Camila closes the door behind her and leans on it. The Rafa songs kicks in and she remembers kissing him.

Romina walks through and Camila asks about her dinner with Em. Romina says it was awful – Em doesn’t care about the baby. Camila says he will and wants to know if Romina gave up on the marriage idea. ¡Por supuesto que no! She’s going to marry him even if she has to bodily drag him to the altar.

At Natalia’s rented digs, her girlfriend Ivonne asks her what it’s like having Alonso around. Alonso, who was just approaching the kitchen where they are washing up, stops to eavesdrop. Natalia says it’s a little weird. The friend winkingly speculates about the bedroom and Natalia says it’s hard to relax when she remembers catching him with his secretary in that hotel room. Flashback of that. Natalia wonders who the woman was who tipped her off. We see a black and white flashback of Carlota calling Natalia to tell her.

Invonne speculates that it must’ve been someone who knew Natalia. No friend, says Natalia, but an enemy.

Paloma is tossing and turning and just can’t get to sleep. She looks at the message on her cell again, the one where Em tells her she’s the one he loves. Em is tossing and turning too. Why? he asks the telenovela gods, who look down on him, pick their teeth and grunt.

Em swears he’d marry Paloma in a heartbeat. And he wishes she was the one pregnant with his Emlette.

Natalia is asleep. Alonso contemplates her and strokes her hair and remembers her saying that she was tipped off about his affair. He gets up and flashes back on Carlota confronting him and his secretary in the hotel lobby and telling him he’s immoral and to stay away from her (Carlota).

Natalia wakes, and pats the bed. He cuddles up to her. This is a sweet little scene, but not steamy, as Alonso, being an older galan, is in a full set of men’s jammies, so there’s no bare-chested stuff.

Carlota, her room darkened with only a table candelabra burning, calls Chris who was asleep and so didn’t have the presence of mind to check caller ID. She breathily tells him that he’s become an obsession and she will do whatever he desires. Just ask! Chris says I’m asking you do remember I’m a man of the cloth, goodbye. He hangs up.

Carlota is thoughtful. She slowly licks her fingers and snuffs out one candle. You’re making me do it, she thoughtbubbles. She pinches another one out. You won’t give in. Snuff. You’re going to pay a big price.

The night of a thousand porqués has passed and finally it’s morning. Paloma, all dressed for school, is sad. She asks Rufi how she’s can live without Em. Rufi hugs her. Paloma says she wishes she could leave town today, but the thing with Natalia didn’t work out since Alonso is back, so maybe she’ll take Dr B up on his offer. Rufi says maybe she’ll get lucky and she won’t need a protector to help her realize her dreams. Paloma says what makes you say stuff like that? Rufi says life is full of surprises and miracles. Paloma says she doesn’t believe in those anymore. She’s going to go see Dr B.

Rufi says I’m not going to leave you alone in the world. Whither thou goest, there go I … if you want me to. Paloma says of course I do – you’re all I’ve got, and she hugs Rufi tenderly.

Aw, Rafa has brought Em breakfast in bed. He remembered that when Em was little, he liked pancakes, so he made him some. Em is grateful, and says he couldn’t sleep. He says no point it talking about the decision, it’s all set. Rafa says he just wanted to know how Em is feeling about it.

Em says he was thinking how much Rafa did for him, even if he wasn’t his biological son, and Em wants to do as much for a child who actually is his. Rafa says that’s great, but I don’t see how you have to go as far as to marry the mother. Em says Romina has a whim of iron; she makes sure things go her way.

R: I’m doubting it will last. Why don’t you just have a civil ceremony? E: That’s what I want to do. R: And what about Paloma? E: I’m going to talk to Paloma and break it off, though it kills me to give her up.

Romina flounces down to breakfast. Camila warns her that getting what you want can cost big time. Romina tells her to stop lecturing, put her two boyfriends on hold and start organizing the wedding. It’s going to be in a couple of weeks. She needs a dress, the church, there’s the honeymoon, etc. etc. Em’s not helping, she says, so you better, or do you want me to ask my father?

Camila brings her breakfast, but, baby or no, she doesn’t want to eat – she wants to look good on her wedding day. She wants to be the most beautiful bride Real del Monte has ever seen.

Diana is still in bed, but her mind is plenty awake. She flashes back on seeing Rafa kiss Camila and swears revenge. She has to think of something!

Juanita the maid comes and on her way out checks her cell. Diana demands it, takes it from her, roots through her purse and finds some cash to throw at her and tells her to get another. Juanita protests that all her contacts are in there, but Diana orders her out.

Diana dials up Camila on Juanita’s cell. She holds a hand partway over the receiver to conceal her voice. She tells Camila that she’s a shameless, immoral hussy. She hangs up and giggles. Camila stares at the phone and then hits callback. Juanita’s cell rings while Diana ignores it and says You don’t know who you’re messing with.

Carlota is at the church thrift shop and Hilda, a church lady, thanks her for helping. Carlota says the house is so empty without Macarena. She wonders if Chris is expected. Hilda sighs and says what a great guy. He should be coming pretty soon.

Em is peeking through the school fence at Paloma, who’s talking with Lili. She tells Lili that there’s no point in her talking to Em. Lili says she doesn’t believe Romina, but Paloma observes that Romina might lie, but test results don’t. Paloma wants to put it out of her mind – she doesn’t want to end up bitter like Carlota. In the distance, Em thoughtbubbles how pretty Paloma is and how he loves her.

German pulls up and gets out of his car. He tells Em he’d like to talk, that he wishes they could be friends like before. Em shakes his hand and says okay, but nothing in his life is going to be like it was before. He walks off.

Romina has stopped by to see Diana, who seems to be dressed to go out. Diana asks after Camila and says gosh, they haven’t talked in a long time. She wants to know what Camila thinks of Romina’s plans. Romina says she’s a pain, and she’s busy with her galans. Galans? says Diana.

Romina ignores that and tells her that Samuel has showed up. But the main thing is that she told Em yesterday and he was so cold. Diana says don’t worry, he’ll be grateful you gave him a child. You can count on me 100%. She hugs Romina.

At the ceramics factory, trusty sidekick Joel asks Rafa what’s wrong. Rafa tells him he’s worried about Em. Joel tsks about somebody trapping a guy with a baby in this day and age. They both agree that Em should just have visitation rights. Rafa says yes, but if Romina runs away like Diana did, Em will be devastated.

Joel says I’d hate to be in Em’s shoes. Rafa says nor in mine – Camila doesn’t want anything to do with me. I wish I could tell her everything, but I promised Orlando so he wouldn't blab everything he knows about Diana. Joel suggests he re-talk it with Orlando; things always come to light sooner or later no matter what anyway. You’ve already suffered enough for Diana’s misdoings. Do something for you.

Orlando comes in to work and gives Angie a cheerful hug. He’s stoked because things are looking up with Camila – they might even get married. Angie says are you ready to accept the whole package, namely Romina? Orlando says she’s marrying Em and moving out. Camila will be lonely. It’s the perfect time to step in.

At her shop, Camila tells Meche and Monica about the weird phone call. They figure it’s somebody who hates her. Diana says she can’t think about that because right now she feels like Romina’s about to drive her life right into a wall and there’s nothing she can do about it.

Carlota comes home thoughtbubbling about how she shot a whole morning at the thrift shop and Chris never showed. He might be hiding, but he doesn’t have stand a chance. Sooner or later, he’ll fall for her.

Rufi wants to know if she remembered to pick up the groceries she was going to get. Carlota forgot, but will go back out.

Pedro, the church maintenance guy, tells Chris that Carlota came looking for him several times, but didn’t say what she wanted. She was acting kinda weird, like she was jealous. He says he’s known her a long time and never saw her acting like that.

Chava comes in because Meche sent him and Chris tries to talk to him about alcohol. Fortunately this scene is mercifully brief.

Natalia is talking to Ivonne, who thinks that Alonso was acting a little mysterious. Natalia didn’t notice. She tells Ivonne about how Paloma wanted to come to Mexico City with her, but now that Alonso’s back on the scene, that didn’t work out. She didn’t want to tell Alonso.

Ivonne says did you tell her that she has an inheritance? Natalia says she wanted to consult with Chris and Rufi first.

Whoops, I spoke too soon. The alcohol chat Chris is having with Chava continues, and for some reason, Pedro is working nearby during this very personal conversation. Anyway, Chris finally gets his breakthrough: He brings Chava to realize that getting totally wasted time to time means he is actually an alcoholic.

I guess it’s night again, because it sure is dark in Emiliano’s office. The light from his laptop shines its blue light on his face, and Orlando comes in and sits in a dark corner. He says he heard about the positive DNA test and would like to offer Em and Romina an apartment to start their married life. Em says thanks but no.

Orlando says don’t be so stiff-necked. Plus you’ll be my heir when I die anyway. I’d work like a donkey to give you whatever you want. Pick one out and let me know.

Em says You pick one and we’ll go with that. I don’t want anything to do with this stupid wedding. Orlando says might as well put a on a happy face, as long as you have to do it. Em snaps that he doesn’t think he’ll ever get used to the idea – he’s in love with Paloma, not Romina.

At the art school, Lili tells Paloma she wants to come to her exhibition in Pachuco and she wants to go with Eric. That way she can meet his family, plus he might know some nice guys for Paloma to meet. Paloma says she doesn’t want to forget Em and she doesn’t want to fall in love ever again.

Lili says you don’t want to turn into your Tia Carlota, plus you can’t just live like you’re on a desert island. Okay, says Paloma. I need friends, but I lost Inaki and now I’ve lost Em and I can’t take any more losses. In the background, the nameless brunette girl from the other day listens sympathetically, looking like she’s desperately trying to get her face on camera, acting her heart out as best she can with no lines to work with.

Camila is on the phone with Romina who is at home. She promises to go with her to Pachuco to look for a wedding dress. Romina says I need to you to have all your afternoons free from now until the wedding.

Naturally Meche comes up to ask Camila if something is bothering her, which gives Camila the opportunity to say not only anonymous phone calls, Orlando wanting to get married, and Samuel showing up, but she’s worried about Romina being all taken up with dresses and cakes and parties, all the wedding stuff, and not even worrying that her future husband doesn’t love her.

Meche says they can always divorce later. Camila says I know the marriage is going to be a disaster.

Piggy-eyed Samuel is hanging out in a nice bar, looking like the lounge lizard that he is. He calls his hotel to see if either Romina or Camila have left messages. Nope. He decides that he needs to invest in order to profit, so he tells the hotel lady to order up a huge arrangement of red roses and send them to the ladies.

Carlota is stepping out into the street when lo and behold, Alonso stops her. They trade a few smirking barbs and he tells her that he came not just to be with Natalia, but also to see her.

Paloma and Lili are leaving school. Paloma gets a text message from Em saying I have to see you, even if it’s for the last time. Meet me at my father’s apartment. Lili encourages her to go and to let him speak his heart, plus she’s sure Paloma wouldn’t want to go through life thinking she’d left something unsaid. Paloma says she doesn’t think she can bear saying goodbye.

Lili says it’s going to hurt no matter what. You might as well have a good goodbye.

Carlota says to Alonso Coffee with you? Don’t make me laugh. After the way you acted after your son’s death, and after the way you were acting in Mexico City! Such manners.

Alonso says such principles! Are you equally strict with yourself? Carlota says excuse my commenting (see how well-mannered she is?), but I’m amazed that your wife forgave your infidelity.

Alonso says I wanted to ask your pardon. Carlota says is surprised and says finally you realize. Alonso says I lost my head. Grief, you know. Carlota says okay, let’s not talk about unpleasant memories.

He observes that he’s heard she has a very good reputation in town. Carlota says that comes from a life properly lived over the years. Yes, says Alonso. I don’t know how I could have thought you were a murderer. Carlota’s eyes get a little slitty. And how much you care for the well-being of your niece, he continues. He thanks her again for accepting his apology and off she goes.

Alonso thoughtbubbles that he promised he would never take his eyes off her. I promise you, my son, that I will unearth the truth.

Avances: Romina reports to Carlota that Em is going to marry her and both gloat. Paloma and Em meet for a final farewell.

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un Gancho al Corazón Mon 11/23/9 Don't Think, Let Your Mind Go Blank


Before any new stuff we're treated to a delightful repeat of Ximy playing a little grab the purple butt with Lalo. She makes the experienced observation that indeed they're nicely sculpted, very espojados (spongy), and certainly real. She almost swoons. "Some think they've been injected they're so perfect," he admits.

Mao and Aldo get things going with a little papi/escuincle chat which goes nowhere. Given a chance to come clean with dad and faced with the certainty of being outed by Estrella, Aldo (who may soon be all done) selects the logical adolescent answer... he lies. "Nopis, nothing goin' on here. Thanks for asking." He desperately reaches for the phone as Mao exits. Gosh, I wonder who he might be calling.

Who could have guessed? Estrella's strategy session with Moni back at Moni's place is interrupted by her cell phone. "Estrella Falcón, actriz." Yep, it's Aldo who tries to persuade Estrella not to talk with his dad. Moni takes the phone and chews Aldo's ear over his little stroll down drug alley. Everything they have done has been for him and his sisters. He seems disturbed, but more by the inconvenience of being discovered than by actual guilt.

Meintras tanto, Jacqui, in the solitude of her room is making preparations to destroy Aldo's stash... a little at a time. Candles are lit, bud has been bundled into an easy to manage wrap, no doubt Jimi's Experience is cued up on her Ipod and wearing a single inexplicable glove (perhaps an homage to the King of Pop?) she settles in to relax in the warm glow of smoldering herb. Alas, she is thwarted by the sudden entrance of her vigilant spawn, KnK (Koni and Katia) who completely misinterpret her noble effort in the War on Drugs. Busted! I ask once again, doesn't anyone bother to knock in this show?

Monita is still on the phone, "I'm sorry Aldo, Mauricio needs to know." Aldo whines and wheedles (a talent well-honed by most druggies) and convinces Moni to give him a chance to handle things and change. She relents. Estrella has her well-founded doubts. The drug-bust of Jaqui may render this a moot point.

Jaqui is trying to convince KnK that she is just practicing a little mild form of stress-reduction, with candles, meditation, and relaxation... yoga. She has been under a lot of stress lately. I should say so what with Jon Clod's unfortunate tumble off the boat (even if impeccably dressed). That certainly must have taken its toll. Coni wants her out of her house. Hey Missy, that's your mommy who lugged your sorry (albeit lovely) little butt around in her womb for nine months. Show a little respect.

Points to Aldo, he wants to have a daddy to drug fiend chat with Mao after all, but they are stymied by hurricane Connie, who has her own more pressing concerns. "Hey look what mom was about to light up!" or words to that effect, she shrieks as she hands over exhibit A to Mao who dutifully sniffs it as though he has some idea of what she's taking about. He probably has some inkling that it is not a wholly wholesome thing because he complains to Jacqui about bringing such as this into a house with impressionable children. All the while, Aldo is wishing he were in Philadelphia. Oops. Suddenly all eyes are on Aldo as Jaqui, tiring of being the center of attention (perhaps for the first time in her life) gallantly focuses the spotlight on Aldo. "I took them from Aldo. He's the one with a serious drug problem!" What time does that bus leave for Philly?

Monita is helping Alicia pack. She's been here a while, what like six months? and though she hates leaving Moni with all that is going on but she needs to check on the old homestead, water the plants. My guess is that a motorcycle gang have probably taken it over by now. Nieves drops by and does a nice job of concealing her disappointment over Alicia's departure. Oh well, there was only room enough for one alpha bitch in this little enclave. Perhaps it's for the best.

Back at the manse Aldo is now wishing for the earth to swallow him whole, shoes, socks, and all. Everyone divides him up, each selecting a savory body part to chew on. Even Katia joins in the feeding frenzy. Let's just say, I'm betting that Aldo wishes he'd had a chance to toke up before being set upon by by this school of starving piranhas. I'm glad that the Femsibs weren't witnesses to this metaphorical mutilation of their big brother. I will say that Jacqui offers feeble (the least she can do after lighting the fuse) support by accusing Coni of being too hard on her son, and for her trouble Coni redirects some of her ire at her maternal unit. "Five minutes later and I would have caught her smoking this stuff." Jaqui announces that she is about to put on her three thousand, did she say dollar? shades... Coni has her on the verge of tears and she doesn't want to be a spectacle. Coni speculates that Aldo will need a rehab center and maybe then military school.

Monita is feeding her fish, a Beta I think, which would be an appropriate for a boxeadora, sort of a guppified gallo. Now how sweet is this? Nieves has brought some going away tortas for Alicia. However Alicia is somewhat unappreciative and tosses the sack unceremoniously into the open suitcase, as the undaunted and forgiving Nieves helps her with her packing.

Now Coni and Mao are arguing over jurisdiction. They'rre his kids. He'll decide what to do with Aldo. Hold on, Buster. Actually Coni has legal custody and ultimately responsibility. Now Jaqui wades in (this lady may not have a spare but she certainly has a pair) with the reminder that she's the only experienced mama here, so she'll give the advise. Coni says no thanks and Jacqui appeals for backup from Katia. Nopis. As Coni and Mao continue to bicker, Aldo, disgusted makes a laudable but unsuccessful attempt, "I'm outta here!"and actually turns to leave. Mao impedes him. Not so fast buckaroo, this is your party. Mao asks him where he bought these drugs. Coni graciously answers for him, "Where do yo think? The 'hood where Mona and that zorra (here certainly meaning whore) Estrella and all that pedarajal (vicious people...thanks Jarocha!).

Nieves is still helping Alicia pack. They gently verbally spar as they take turns arranging and rearranging the contents of Alicia's luggage. Moni is amused by their good-spirited banter. Nieves wants Alicia to be able to make an early start.

Coni and Mao are still at it, same song, umpteenth verse. Aldo is getting weary of it and so are we. Have the rest of you noticed that virtually every boring, tedious conversation is always 1/2 Mauricio. Now this is funny, Jaqui opens her arms to embrace a beset upon Aldo. He respectfully dodges the offer. Mao blames a lot of this on Coni for separating the kids from him and packing them off to that horrible school. Jacqui then tries to remind them that they are recently married. Mao takes this opportunity to share with his mother-in-law the grisly details of their little arrangement. "Our marriage is a farce..."

Now this is not funny. Luisa and Dani rush in flanked by Terri. Well great. They have over heard much of this little dramatic feast featuring their adored brother as the entree. Mauricio promptly orders the girls to their room. Aldo, too as he reminds Terri that Aldo is strictly confined to quarters. Not wishing to be out-tyranted, Coni orders her mother to her room. Jacqui points out that although she is certainly appears younger and more youthful than she is, she is no child. Coni persists. Jaqui relents. She takes Katia with her.

Now, shades of Reefer Madness; Aldo goes into a drug deprived rage in his room, tossing his backpack, which he gives a nimble little kick, and bedding about, rejecting a plea from Luisa to let her in. He tosses the pillow at the door for emphasis. Wooo. He doesn't want to talk to anyone. Too bad there wasn't a piano handy when he was toking.

Our newlyweds finally get to spend some quality time together. Alone at last. Well, one might at least hope in a crisis they might try to pull together as a family. But no, he is going to take the bull by the horns and find out who sold Aldo the wackyweed, meaning of course a little trip to the barrio. "Not without me you don't!" scolds Coni, ever the wet blanket.

Terri is consoling Dani. Shouldn't Mauricio be doing this? They are joined by Luisa. Terri tries to reassure them that everything is going to be alright, but at this point in her young life, Luisa knows better. "We have to make Aldo feel loved and wanted so he can move forward," She counsels. This loses some of it's consoling quality when she punctuates it with "¡Oh Dios mio!¡Dios mio!" Thanks Terri, that helped.

Now a glimpse of bonding between a mod-mom and her daughter. Jaqui is complaining to Katia about Coni's defiant lack of respect. She still knows best. After all, she is the mom. She continues to deny any intention of using drugs. She observes to Katia that Coni and Mao have a dysfunctional marriage. Wow! Nothing gets by this lady. "Now tell me, how did Coni ever maneuver Mauricio into matrimony?"

Allow me a moment to observe, this is a very beautiful actress and the young whippersnappers here could learn a thing or two about speaking Spanish from her. Her words are crisp and clearly enunciated. I hope I run into her or someone just like her on Isla Mujeres. We'll skip the ganja.

In her apartment Moni and Beto are sharing a moment. She tells him about Nieves and Alicia, he asks about her bid to reclaim her belt. He offers his help. They after all were and are a team. Huggies! Hey who invited him? It's Mauricio, scowling. And her? Yikes! It's Coni, double-scowling. Now classic telenovela stuff with meaningful angst-ridden close-ups of each accompanied by ominous percussion.

Now this is why I come here. It's my new favorite couple (well, after Jerkoff Jerónimo and Oily Oscar), 'Xotic Ximena and Lushus Lalo, engaged in some sort of curious foreplay, much like birds of the Carribean, the male colorfully and conspicuously plumed, and the female more drably but yet attractively arrayed. Lalo in a comisa rayada llamativa (striped shirt) and purple pantalones. Ximy all in grey. It works. She is conflicted. She notes that he is as stressed as she. his glúteos are tense (agarratados). Modestly he knows but wants her to relax. Five strawberry daquiris and she's still tense.. "OK, what you need is a back massage." She agrees, "¡Ah ha! ¡Eso!" she melts.

Confrontation. Mao lights into Beto, he blames him for corrupting Aldo. Coni objects,"Don't blame Beto." Beto denies. Moni has his back. Mao persists. "Yeah, blame the dark-skinned man ( péguenle el negro),"Beto objects Coni slanders and accuses Estrella who isn't even here. "Estrella's an actress not a mujerzuela (loose woman)." Coni counters, "What in triple X movies?" She implies that Estrella puts powder up her nose and then she insults both Moni and Estrella, calling them ofrecidas, trepadoras, and busconas (basically loose, social climbing whores) Moni goes ballistic but is restrained by Beto. Coni mentions how Beto was groping (manoseando) her when they walked up. Now our little monkey is peeved and spills the soup," We were embracing (abrazando), but perhaps Mauricio would be interested to know who Beto was groping and embracing a while back." Whoa, let's see them round this horse up. Beto bites his lip.

Our newest twosome are bonding. Lalo is massaging, Ximy speaks but Lalo admonishes her, "Don't think, let your mind go blank." Now this is just too easy, even for me. I'm just going to leave that out there on the floor. I respect Ximena way too much. Shame on you Lalo!

Oh sweet Jesús López! This may be the funniest scene I've ever seen anywhere. Having emptied her mind (no, I still refuse to touch this) Ximena has an epiphany. It's almost too frightening to speak of it. Lalo must go and if you haven't seen this scene first hand, you must do whatever it takes to do so. Suffice it to say... she is smitten. "Now I understand what Coni (mi amigozosa) feels when el Fantasma Vengador touches her. Once again Cupid is off his mark...or is he just a perverse chubby little fart?

Coni, Mau, Moni, and Beto are talking. Mao wonders why he should be interested in who Beto is embracing and groping. Oh you poor dopey lug. Beto suggests that Mao stay out of his intimacies. Moni says,"Shut up Beto!" A nervous Coni reminds Mao that they are there looking into Aldo's recent indiscretions. Mao asks if Estrella has any thing to do with this. Moni says of course not, that she just found out and they pretty well told Mao everything she knows over the phone. Coni bristles at this wondering if Mao may have breeched their agreement, but Mao points out that it was Estrella who made the call. As if on cue, Estrella joins them. She of course is very concerned for Aldo and wants to speak to Principe. She starts to lead him away and Beto moves to follow. Moni pushes him back, this doesn't concern him. Coni follows trying to push Moni back eventually four of them, Esrella, Moni, Coni and Mao, have all found their way into Estrella's apartment.

Ximena is trying to have a chat with her hermanolfo, Jero, but he is not interested. This of course doesn't deter our Ximy from pouring out her soul to him. She is not happy with her relationship with Rolu. He refuses to even touch her and now she's starting to have strange feelings toward Lalo who is like a sister to her. Jero is even less interested than before. He doesn't care a pepino for her troubles. He suggests that she tell it to Mauricio, and then offers to smother her with a throw pillow. Ximena's been there and done that, "¡Nooo!"

The conversation at Estrella's continues.Mauricio is understandably a bit edgy and snappish. Coni is especially crabby but we'll give her a pass cause she's still looking so darn good in that little golden and clingy in the right places dress. Estrella wants to discuss Aldo but asks if Mao is sure he wants to talk in front of ésta (that) indicating Coni with a subtle head tilt. Coni is righteously offended and ups the ante by accusing Estre, ésta, of violating Aldo. Mao tries to rein her in, but he clearly has no control of the rampant estrogenic egos involved.Coni accuses Estrella of providing Aldo with the drugs. Estrella gives up Chubi. "Cristian arrested him. He's in jail." Jeez, it took a lot to finally get to this point.

More Ximy and Jero. She's been thinking and thinking, "You don't think," he corrects. She continues, She likes his idea of consulting with her primuchi (Mao). A dinner party... now Jero's onboard. He'll go too and size up the forbidden fruit (Coni). He's glad he thought of it.

Moni's sad. She gives the heavy bag a few half-hearted jabs and remembers Mao telling her that even though married there'll be no hanky-panky between him and Coni. A knock at the door. That's unusual. Well look who's here. The momia in the flesh. Oh my, she's here sowing seeds of doubt. Moni throws out the first pitch wondering how it must be for Coni being in a loveless marriage with a husband who won't even touch her. Coni swings at the high-hanging curve and connects big time. She admits that's she an insatiable sex machine. Moni can check with Beto on that. She then adorns this truth with strings of lies about the marital bliss she enjoys. Moni says that she doesn't believe a word of it. No matter, Coni presses.Maybe Moni could join a convent or perhaps find a loyal orangutan in an ecological preserve that she can make happy.

Mao confronts Chubi in jail. He wants in the cell with him. Does he think that Cristian just fell off the guyaba truck? Negativo, Sr. Sermeño. Not allowed." No problem, the doltish Chubi ambles up to the bars. Mao grabs. Mao threatens. Cristian calms. Mao releases. Chubi backs. "Hey, I remember you. You go out with Moni. I've known her all my life." See what drugs do to you, kiddies? Heck he was just helping a friend. He didn't even know how old Aldo is. Mao threatens some more telling Chubi that he's done peed on the wrong boots. He promises a long time in prison for Chubi. Can he do that? Guess not. Cristian apprises him of the right to remain silent and escorts him away. Chubi wishes he had a fatty right about now.

Moni gives it another shot. I know that Mauricio won't touch you because you disgust him. "That what he told you?" "Lies." And here you've got to hand it to Coni, she too, has quite a pair. Moni shouts, "Get out!" She pulls out her pepper spray and points it at Moni. "I have Mauricio as my husband and Beto as my lover and I intend to keep both. One day I might have a hankering for chocolate ice cream and the next vanilla. The thing I enjoy most is, nothing you can do about it."

Pau is about to leave and notices that Gabi looks dejected. Gabi is looking to vent about Sal's deteriorating mental health. Pau's more interested in when Gabi found out about Sal's wig. "In the shower together?" "See you tomorrow, Paula." Sal comes out twitching and jerking. He's worse than ever. She invite him to dinner. He declines and babbles paranoid suspicions. She asks if he's breaking up with her. Get this man to the Dr.!

Coni taunts Moni hinting at the terrible fates awaiting the kiddos if Moni should try to get near Mao. She reminds Moni of the terms of the prenup. "Get out!" "I'm going. Give Roberto a kiss for me. Want me to give Mauricio a kiss for you?" "Get out!" "I'm going, go climb out on the limb of your tree to sleep like the monkey (changa) you are." "And you coil (enroscar) up like the serpiente that you are." "Oh, I'll coil up... on Mauricio." Moni gives the heavy bag a few frustrated punches. Bout goes to Coni. TKO.

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Monday, November 23, 2009

Sortilegio #34, 11-23: Two French kissing episodes and a trick dog

I haven't watched this show for a week and a half so I'm not sure how much of what we saw was previouslies...

Chucho is in Saqui and reports back to Alex on how things are going. Alex is mortified that his father-in-law is shlepping suitcases for tips and decries MJ's stubbornness. She won't answer her cellphone. She and Paula wear awful pink faux-native garb and work in a tchotchke store.

Maura is having a big ol' Beautiful People Party. Everybody looks pretty except Alex who drags his butt in there with his shirt unbuttoned and a lot of bristle on his face. He is haggard but goes along with the french-kisses Maura lands on him. Bruno watches with glee.

Later Bruno tells Maura he knows all about the faux-Mario scheme she deployed with help from Useless and that gigolo husband with the stupid hair triangle on his chin I forget his name, and says she (Maura) better come see him (Bruno) tomorrow.

Filipa is whiling away the empty hours teaching her dog to beg while Vic complains how big and quiet the house is. Sadly, that quiet state is shattered by the shrewish entrance of Raquel who, mortified to hear she wasn't invited to the Beautiful People Party, takes it out on the dog, shrieking "It has to go outside." Vic says no it doesn't, Raq says don't I have any rights around here, Vic sez yes you do but not at the expense of mine.

So Raq gets into it about Vic's embarrassing behavior and says why shouldn't Bruno get the Presidency and then there wouldn't be scandal, this is all your fault, but Vic points out if Bruno weren't blackmailing her there also wouldn't be a problem, and goes through the reasons why Bruno shouldn't be prez, and Raq hits her with the cradle-robbing-romance thing, and Vic says I'm that close to running you - and your parasite of a husband - out of here, and stomps out, and Felipe points out to Raq that Vic is tired of Raq's ingratitude...

... and Vic drives the Rolls Royce over to Fer's, I guess they've been shunning each other's company since Raq caught them doing something? But they smooch finally in the car, he too has a very scratchy looking beard but Vic doesn't mind, then Vic sez no we can't do this. Eventually Fer says well at least we can meet as often as possible and we can always go up to the Native Persons Palace we are building and mess around there...

... and Raq calls Useless to complain about everything but he's too busy making time with some Beautiful Person and doesn't take the call so Raq throws around a lot of glassware....

... meanwhile at the Beautiful People Party Alex is ready to go home. Maura gets in one last kiss and tries to get him to invite her for dinner next day, he is evasive. He goes to get Katia (Fer's sister) but she doesn't wanna go home; Bruno sez he'll deliver her later.

Home, haggard Alex hears Vic is gone. All are in a tizzy. He goes and yells at Raq for fighting with Vic and calls her a bitter egotist. Snap!

So Fer drives Vic home and Vic enters to everybody going, where you been? as if she were a teenager. And she says, "everybody judges me and yells at me," just as a teenager would.

In Saqui, Paula and MJ whisper about Chucho being Alex's spy. "He doesn't trust me," seethes MJ. "Maybe he's just worried about you," counters Paula.

Chucho reports to Alex. Alex then frets to Fer about how stubborn his in-laws, and his wife, are. Fer points out it was Alex's fault for not trusting her. Now, he should either believe she was whoring around and forget her, or admit he made a mistake and ask her forgivenness. "Tell me about you and ma," counters Alex. "Best you ask her," counters Fer.

Blah blah blah the goatee-husband, Useless, and Maura are all a-flutter about Bruno knowing their little faux-Mario scheme. Roberto says he's having nothing to do with it.

Maura goes to Bruno's and he blackmails her, his favorite trick. He says: go along with all my plans to make Alex miserable or I'll tattle on you. She says go ahead.

MJ and Paula are in their little tchotchke store when menacing music strikes up. Some thugs come in and run out with the money from the cash registers - but not before stabbing MJ in the back and knocking Paula down! About a thousand people watch as the ambulance takes them to the hospital. Turns out Paula is just bruised up a bit but MJ has lost a lot of blood, is now anemic, and has broken ribs. She needs a transfusion - Paula offers willingly.

Their dad knows nothing about the robbery and stabbing - he is tippling with Chucho, who has heard that his cousin (the lying young man with scruples) will indeed walk again. Chucho asks how's the suitcase-shlepping biz, he's thinking of going into it himself. "What, you'd compete with me?" "No, let's be partners."

Fer and Vic are conFerring happily over the Native Persons Palace when Alex drags hisself in, he was too downhearted to work today. He droops on by the lovebirds.

Vic can't believe he would be so torn up about his two-timing low-status wife. Fer doesn't look very pleased with this take on things and pressures her to admit she knows inside that Bruno has been up to something very shady having to do with MJ. "But - my son is a monster?" she asks weakly.

Alex has called Erick into his study and is interrogating him fiercely. He, a chauffeur all these years, never heard of Mario Aguirre? Many questions, Erick's lying answers are unconvincing. "Who did Paula hit?" Erick can't remember.

Erick is ejected from Alex's study and calls Bruno, who is naked curled around Fer's naked young sister. Wonder what they've been up to?

All Bruno cares about though: "Did you compromise me?"

Tomorrow: Alex finds out his wife's been stabbed.

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Sortilegio #33, 11/20/09: Going 90210 in Mexico

Capítulo 38 (esmas)


As Viewerville returns to sleepy Saqui, it’s dinnertime at the Samaniego’s. Mary Jo tells Pedro and Paula that in no time things for them will be just like old times, just as if they’d never left. Paula lets out with a snide “not ‘everything’,” but MJ ignores her. She tells Pedro she wants to visit her mother’s grave the next day with both of them. Pedro looks a little pale himself, like he has a few secrets of his own that he’s been hiding.

Back in Merida, Raquel, Bruno the Buzz-Kill and his team of top-flight attorneys are discussing the rather disastrous results from the meeting earlier that day. Bruno isn’t happy that things are not going the way he’d planned. (I guess El Bruto is not up on his
Burns, let alone his Steinbeck.) The lawyers say they thought that the division of the fortune was worth thinking about, but nobody thought Victoria would actually fight them in court because it would mean destroying her good name. Bruno isn’t bothered about Victoria’s threats to fight them in court. He says he knows that she’s just lying, hoping to see who will give in first about naming him president of the construction company; but he wants to be president and that’s that.

At Casota de Locos, Alex goes upstairs to speak with Vicki. The meeting’s been on his mind, too. He tells her he doesn’t want to fight this thing in court because it will force her to have to bring up her past. She admits she was only threatening as a way pressure Bruno. Alex thinks Bruno is too obsessed to see things her way. Bruno will obviously do whatever it takes to get what he wants. Vicki agrees, but she thinks he won’t take it that far. (Damn, will somebody take the blinders off this woman?) She says he’s essentially just pulling their chain to see who will give in first. Alex says he isn’t as confident as she is but he hopes she’s right. He would rather leave it to a vote of the partners and thinks they can count on Dr. Hernan and Lic. Alvarez’s votes. (Think again, Sweet Cheeks.) Vicki trusts Hernan’s vote but none of the others. Alex plans to start the paperwork divvying up the inheritance, but as for the presidency, he will give it up only if it avoids her having to go to court and air her dirty laundry in public. She says no, that his father wanted it for him. She would rather wait and see what happens. (Wise up, Alex. Bruno fights dirty. Didn’t you learn anything from playing football with that jerk when you were kids? Guess that's a rhetorical question.)

Across the way in their chalet, Roberto has been waiting up for Raquel and he’s seething. He’s been feeding that anger with liquor – a muy bad combo. He screams at her that she didn’t tell him about the meeting that afternoon at Lombardo, Inc. to discuss the inheritance. He wants to know why he was left out. She hams it up and says it’s because he wasn’t invited. “I’m your husband and I have a right to be there! There’s a [marriage certificate] that says I am.!” Raqui laughs in his face and says if he’s her husband he sure doesn’t act like it. This enrages Bobo even more. Raqui turns her back on him and starts to walk off to bed. (Bad move.) “That thing is a useless piece of paper! What counts are deeds [hechos].” Bobo throws a punch out of nowhere and knocks her onto the couch. He rips his belt off and whips her a time or two with it. He jumps her. “You want ‘deeds’, then ‘deeds’ are what you’ll get!” In between rough kisses and slaps he tells her he’s not going to let her get away wrecking his chances by saying they haven’t had marital relations.

Somehow in the melee Raquel’s back up again and trying to race away. Bobo rips away the bottom of her dress and throws her back onto the couch. She screams he’s gone crazy and says if he tries anything with her she’ll accuse him of rape. He pins her down again. He tries kissing her. [Muy unsexy—or is it?] She’s screams she doesn’t want to. There’s more rough and tumble. Bobo says to shut up and enjoy it. “—Or is there another man now?” She screams she’s going to divorce him. He keeps her pinned down and says she can complain all she wants but in the end he’s in his rights to take her. So, Viewerville settles in for a little on-screen Taming of the Shrew. Suddenly Raquel is into it. Amorous congress fills the screen. “That’s how I wanted you!” We fade away to brilliant white light…… Once the deed is done, Bobo throws Raqui the rest of her dress and tells her to cover herself, but she likes being half nekkid. He doesn’t agree and storms out of the place. She watches him leave and sighs. “Geez, you like the game rough!” (I guess kinky is as kinky does.)

Back in the main house, Alex is unable to get to sleep. In Saqui, Mary Jo and Paula can’t get to sleep that night, either. Pau gets out of bed and talks MJ into letting her look for work instead of returning to school since, in a couple of months, MJ is not going to feel like working much and she won’t be able to hide her pregnancy. “You know that bosses don’t like pregnant women working for them and they’ll force you to quit your job.” “—You’re right. Ok.” She tells Pau she wanted her to have more opportunities but Pau says it can’t be helped. They share a sisterly hug. (Viewerville pauses for a comunal “Aw-w-w!”) Just then Pau’s cell rings. Alex explains he called on Pau’s cell because MJ hasn’t been answering her own. Pau forces Mary Jo to speak to him “in case it’s something important.”

MJ answers. “What do you want?” [Dime.] Alex says he knows it’s late but was wondering how she was doing and if they’d gotten back alright. She gives him an indifferent “Yeah, fine. Thanks.” He tells her he had a horrendous day. (And?) She gives him another cool, flat “I’m sorry to hear it.” He asks if she isn’t curious to know why. (It’s not her problem anymore, dude. What did you expect?) She tells him he knows they’ve split up so not to call her again and clicks off. He thinks to himself that it doesn’t matter whether she’s innocent or guilty. He’s not giving up. (Why is the male ego always the size of an 18-wheeler? Hubby takes umbrage. He says it’s Alex’s wallet that’s the size of an 18-wheeler, not Alex’s ego. I definitely disagree.)

Paula scolds Mary Jo for being so rude, but MJ says she doesn’t want anything more to do with him. “If he called it means he still loves you!” MJ says it doesn’t matter. Pau says she’s either a big liar or a big fool, because she’s going to think differently once that baby is born. MJ says she won’t be the first single mother to make it through without a hitch. Pau says sure, she can just imagine her sister wrapped in a shawl with the baby tied on her back and hawking candy on a street corner somewhere. (From the mouths of babes --and baby sisters.....Viewerville gives a high five to practical Pau.) MJ should squeeze Alex for some quick cool cash at least! MJ needs some down time, though. She’s not interested.

Bobo and Ulises meet for drinks later that night. Bobo confesses to Uli that he just raped Raquel. Uli is confused because he thought Bobo wasn’t attracted to her. Bobo says she doesn’t do a thing for him. (Amazing how these two are just cool as a cuke over this.) He explains it was only because he got angry when she accused him of not “acting” like her husband and complying with his husbandly “duty”. He attacked her and the b!tch actually liked it! She really upset him when she mentioned the Big D, aka, Divorce. It makes him suspect she’s got another love interest somewhere or other. Uli plays innocent and suggests that a divorce will net Bobo a good bit of cash. Bobo says he’d rather wait till the inheritance is settled because then you’re talking some real money. Uli thinks even so, it’s better to get what he can when he can, because the inheritance dispute might never get resolved and “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” [Or, as they say in Mexico: a bird in hand is better than 100 flying.]

The next morning MJ, Pedro, and Pau visit the supposed gravesite of the girls’ mother. Pedro, hiding his angst, walks off while the two girls lay flowers. FF>>

Back in Merida, Uli gets an unexpected call from Elena. (Nice shower ensemble. Didn’t realize the guy had such nice pecks, even if he is a slimy, soapy SOB.) She tells him she has a couple of important things to discuss with him. No, it’s not about Sandra and no Sandra hasn’t returned home from school in Spain.

When the Samaniego’s return from the cemetery, MJ decides to ask Doña Berenice for her old job back. Pau and Pedro say they’re both going to look for work too. Papi P says he’s learned his lesson about selling stolen merchandise and will see if somebody needs a bookkeeper. (Yawn. Viewerville looks at its watch.) Before he leaves them he tells Mary Jo that Alex asked him to see that she goes to see a doctor because she looked so pale. Mary Jo promises that she will. After Pedro leaves to find work, Pau asks MJ how many months along she is. MJ tells her three. Pau’s worried she’s going to show soon. MJ is convinced that first-time mothers [primeriza] always show later. (Sayz who? My belly was there, right on schedule.) They head over to see Doña Berenice.

Berenice is on crutches. She tells Pau and MJ that the girl who was working for her was a thief and the new girl is dense. MJ asks for her old job back. Bernie asks why now if she’s married to a rich man. Pau gives Bernie a quick line about MJ’s husband turning out to be a mean drunk. Bernie can relate. They all sit down for a chat, woman to woman.

In the meantime, Pedro finds his old business partner’s wife hawking tablecloths or some such to tourists in the plaza downtown. Her hubby’s doing fine across the border, she tells him, helping to harvest tomatoes. He sends her quite a bit of money back every month. He’s not coming back, but who cares, since he’s doing his part. Pedro says good-bye and sends his regards to his old pal. He starts to look for work but is disheartened by what he sees and eventually ends up carrying people’s bags to their cars for tips. (I guess it’s easy money for a guy with “a problem past”. There’s certainly no need to interview or to lie about what he’s been doing since his last “real” job. Maybe he should just hold up a sign at some intersection "Will work for money" like they do up here. Those guys make some real cash and nobody ever gripes if they don't show up.)

In downtown Merida at Lombardo, Inc., Fernando and Alex are discussing their personal problems uh-gain. Nando wonders if it’s going to be a problem for him to call and talk to Vicki. Alex says it shouldn’t be. Alex mentions his phone call to Mary Jo the night before and how cold she was to him. Nando reminds him not to forget that he threw her out of the house. (No duh!) Blockhead Alex insists he had proof of her infidelity. (Does this mean he was actually hoping she'd apologize to him during some pillow talk?) Fernando says it was only the keys for a room that supposedly this Mario Aguirre reserved. By the way, he says, Mari and his secretary continued looking for that Aguirre guy and found he’d also been registered at another hotel then left. Apparently there was somebody else who’d been asking around for him also, but they couldn’t say who. Alex says that doesn’t mean anything. (Yeah, why confuse him with facts?)

Talk turns to what Fernando’s P.I. has turned up about the judge in Saqui. Nando says apparently the guy spoke to some of the judge’s friends and he’s pursuing his hobby of taking wildlife pictures while on safari or some such. Alex laughs and says he had to have robbed someone to get the money to do that because that kind of sport isn’t cheap. “Bruno had to have paid the guy a fortune for what he did.” (Apparently Alex is having a hard time connecting the dots. Why am I not surprised?) Fernando asks if this means Alex has come back around to thinking Bruno was behind this whole thing. Alex says considering how Bruno’s pursuing the business with the will and the way he’s treating his own mother, he thinks he’s capable of anything. (Okay, Alex. What’s so hard about A+B=C? Pardon me. Another rhetorical question.)

In the meantime, Dr. Hernan pays a visit to Vicki and confesses his amorous interest in her. He was worried that she might actually be interested in Fernando. Vicki says Raquel misinterpreted what she saw and that it was simply her way of expressing caring and friendship with Fernando whose younger sister was causing him problems. Raquel simply ran with the gossip to her brother. Hernan explains that it’s been ten years since he got divorced and he feels too much time had passed. He could never tell her about his feelings before because he was just too much of a coward, he says, and he doesn’t want to lose a chance with her now. She says it’s not the right time to talk about this with him and pretty much gives him the brush off. “You see what my kids are like.” Hernan tells her that children eventually go their own way and a person is left alone in life. Vicki doesn’t have to answer him now, but he’ll be there to support her if she needs him, especially once the gossip starts if things do go to trial. She says thanks, but Alex is her support and she sees herself as a strong woman, strong enough to take whatever comes. (Viewerville cringes to see the way this old guy begs. Hie thee to a good whore-house, Hernan. Vicki’s a lost cause.) Her cell rings just then. It’s Nifty Nando-a-no-no. She ignores the call and turns off the phone.

Uli meets with Elena in her hotel room. He says it had to be something really important for her to travel the same day to talk with him. She says it is. It has to do with the Samaniego family. Uli’s all ears. She explains she took advantage of Jorge (her current husband, #3) flying to a conference in Vancouver to come see him and to discuss the Samaniego’s and Sandra with him. It seems Elena’s dead husband legally registered Sandra with his last name. (This gets complicated, so be patient with me here. Uli’s an insider and already knows these other people from way back when he dated Sandra. I never had the ...er...pleasure.) Uli figures then that she was married to Pedro Samaniego and had twin girls. Elena admits it. She says she knows Uli is a shameless opportunist and she doesn’t want him to go telling her husband (Jorge, hubby #3) much less “the old man”, her father-in-law (from hubby #2) Don Porfirio, about it. Uli replies that a woman has the right to divorce and remarry. (Aye, there’s the rub!) Elena admits she never divorced Pedro. Duhn-duhn-duhnnn! (Bigamy must also be a crime in Mexico. Maybe it's even trigamy in Elena's case.) Uli asks if Jorge and Don Porfirio know this. She says no, they do not, although, her dead husband (hubby #2, Cristobal) did. Uli wonders what the problem is then.

Elena explains that when she and Cristobal were married outside of the country, they registered Sandra under his name and so they all then had the same last name of Bettencourt. Don Porfirio (her ex-FIL from hubby #2, Cristobal’s daddy) has always believed that Sandra was his grand daughter and if he found out the truth, Sandra would be disinherited and the subsidies would stop coming for Jorge’s clinic. “That would be disastrous.” (Why would the ex-FIL be subsidizing hubby # 3’s clinic? Viewerville stops to adjust the beanie antennae a bit more.) The wheels start turning in Uli’s head. This is right up his alley and he’s all smiles.

Back at the Samaniego’s apartment, Paula is asking Mary Jo what they’re going to tell their father. MJ says she’ll say that she went to get some blood taken and found she’s a bit anemic. Pau says they should tell Alex. MJ asks her what for? So he can accuse her of having somebody else’s kid? No way is she opening herself up to that. Pedro comes home all smiles. MJ and Pau tell him that Berenice gave them both a job at her store. He tells them he’s able to make some money carrying bags to cars for people in the plaza. Pau rolls her eyes. She is less than excited to hear it’s come to that. (Well, girl, it beats the alternative. At least he’s not selling hot merchandise that he got through some five-fingered discount.) Pedro is a happy pappy. “Work makes the man!” He’s no spring chicken he tells MJ, and he’s glad to take what he can get at this point.

Back at the hotel, Uli tells Elena that when he asked Mary Jo about her mother she told him she was dead. Elena says she would have been too small to remember. She was only three. (Excuse me while I tighten the beanie another notch and adjust the antennae a bit more. It’s too incredible to believe that a sharp, attractive woman like Elena ever let herself get anywhere near a bed with a smurf like Pedro, let alone marry him and then do the deed twice and have three kids with him.) Uli wants to know why she didn’t take all three girls with her. Elena says she’d planned to leave Pedro with all three of them, but Sandra got sick so she couldn’t make it to the church to meet up with Cristobal. He came to get her and Sandra started crying. He was so touched by the little girl that he put her in his arms and decided to take her with them. (So, where was Pedro? I guess the heartless, self-serving b!tch left them alone in the apartment for him to find later.) Afterwards Cristobal legally registered Sandra as the two's daughter.

Uli tells Elena that Mary Jo is different from Sandra. She’s just a normal girl, not a whacked-out party girl like Sandra is. He mentions MJ has had problems with her husband and that she’s likely to be getting divorced. Paula, he says, is more daring and lively. He likes all of them, including the old man. Elena laughs and says Pedro’s not such an old man. He says he appears to be. Uli then asks about Porfirio and she tells him he’s got cancer. “Ah, so he’s dying and Sandra’s going to inherit.” Elena says essentially, yes, and that’s why she doesn’t want him to get wind of this. “Let’s cut this short. [Abriviemos.] How much do you want to keep quiet?” Uli says he doesn’t want anything –for the moment. He’d rather marry Sandra. “Ah, you want it all, eh? Well, let’s see if she wants to.” Uli says they both know she’s always been in love with him; that he left her because of all her partying and problems. He can win her back, he says. Elena’s fine with that. Uli has a final question for her. He wants to know what she feels for the others she left behind. Elena gives a flat “Nada.” Nothing at all. That works for Uli.

Meanwhile, in downtown Merida, Katia is enjoying being part of the new Cool Clique. She is having Cokes with Meowra and Lis. Katia says she has been thinking about her brother and Vicki. She tells Mau she thinks Raquel is a bit deluded [alucinar grueso]. She can’t believe her brother would ever be attracted to somebody like Victoria. Meowra says why not? The woman is still very beautiful. Besides, Mau always suspected something a bit odd there. Mau really wants to dig for dirt about Alex, though. She asks Katia if Nando has said anything to her. Katie says he’s not opened his mouth [una tomba” = shut tight as a tomb]. Lis says the one who’d know would be Raquel, but she’s not said a word to them, either. Lis asks her big sis if Raqui’s having an affair with Uli now. Mau isn’t talking. Lis figures if she is then Lis at least has a chance with hunky hubby, Roberto. (¡Qué 90210!) Katia is drinking this all in along with the Coke. She says the one she’s hot for is Bruno. Meowra snickers and asks if they really think either Roberto or Bruno would look twice at a couple of brats like Katie and Lis. Katie objects and says she’s nearly 18! Lis says she’s 21, and besides, Alex threw Mau under the bus for a menial. That’s proof age has nothing to do with it. The two girls have a big laugh at Mau’s expense.

Raqui is back at Uli’s again and complaining about what happened at the meeting with the lawyers the day before. Uli asks her what Bobo thinks of all this. Raquel doesn’t give a flip what he thinks. Their relationship was over [hacer pedazos = blown to bits] a long time ago. She says it’s time she gets a divorce. Bobo doesn’t want one, but she’s going to have to force it sooner or later. She takes off her wedding rings and offers them to Uli. “What do you say. Do you want to marry me?” He’s sorely tempted to keep the rings, but then he remembers his little chat with Elena earlier. He hands Raquel back her rings and fudges a bit. “It would be bad luck because Roberto’s my friend. Anyway, it’s a bit too soon to start thinking about a wedding.” (My dinner is doing a tap dance in my stomach about now.) Raquel says she’s thinking ahead. There are too many scandals with her family right now. (--And marrying Uli wouldn’t be another one?) “--What? Don’t you love me? Or am I just another affair for you?” Uli is a survivor. He knows just what to say. He starts kissing her and telling her how much he loves making love to her. Raqui suddenly squeels and pushes him off. She runs over to pull out the new lacy bustier she just bought. (Could she be any more domestic than that?) She asks him if he’ll do the honors or if she’s got to put it on herself. (Hard choice. If it were laced up with peso’s he wouldn’t have to think twice. As it is…..) She giggles. (I gag.)

That night Meowra’s back at the Pink Palace and gives the brooding Alex a call to invite him to a party she’s giving the next evening. Alex is bummed out and sitting on the floor next to his bed, moping. He says he’s not up for it. She coaxes him, saying he’s got to get out and see his friends again. It will do him good. Alex can stay a while and then leave if he wants. She’s even ordered his favorite wine for him. He says fine. He’ll come. After Alex hangs up Zeke knocks at the door. Chucho’s there to speak to him, Zeke says. Both men are knock-me-over-with-a-feather impactado to see the Great One so down in the mouth and brought so low by the modest and mousy Mary Jo. (Note the ominous cymbals crashing in the background when they look at him.) Chucho’s going to be leaving the next day. Alex tells him he wants a full rundown on everything, especially Sra. Mary Jo. He wants to know what she does and who she sees. Chucho promises not to take his eyes off her. He thanks Alex again for everything he’s done for him. Alex says there’s no reason to thank him. He saved his life. (Dunno. Maybe Chucho’s feeling extra guilty for not telling Alex the truth about Mechita’s brother.) Chucho says good-bye and leaves.

Across the hall in her room, Vicki is listing all of Hernan’s good qualities for Felipa. Felipa wonders what’s up with that. “Are you trying to cover up what you really feel for young Fernando?” Vicki doesn’t deny it. Felipa tells her better keeping no company at all than keeping poor company. Vicki insists that Hernan is a worthwhile option. Felipa says she doesn’t see why since it’s Fernando that floats her boat. Vicki’s still attractive and looks much younger than her age. Why sleep with an old man? Vicki says the kids would object to a younger man and her friends would look down on her, too. Felipa tells her she should do as she pleases. Her kids are a couple of ingrates. Anyway, no reason she and Fernando couldn’t go off and live in another country, happy as clams. If she had her druthers, she wouldn’t think twice about choosing a babe like Fernando. (It sounds like Felipa must have been one hot-to-trot babe herself back in the day. Makes you wonder what skeletons the old gal has in her closet, doesn’t it?)

Back in Saqui, MJ and Pau are in bed when Pau’s cell rings again. She says it’s Alex. MJ refuses to talk to him. She just wants to forget about him. Pau is like, who are you kidding? She tells MJ she’s never going to forget Alex because he’s the father of her child. Mary Jo flops over onto her pillow and bawls. Alex keeps waiting for someone to pick up the phone. Pau waits and winces. Eventually Alex gives up and gets ready for bed.

The next day Mary Jo and Paula are hard at work successfully talking a willing customer into buying out half the merchandise in the store. Pedro’s doing his part by schlepping heavy bags for tips in the plaza.

At Fernando’s place, Katia is admitting she faked her good grades while she was in boarding school in the states. She and her friend changed them in the computer. (Ah, I can relate to that! That’s why the Good Lord gave moms hair dye along with their prematurely graying hair.) Nando says if she doesn’t want to go back to school she’ll have to find a job. She whines that she doesn’t know how to do anything. He says she obviously knows how to use a computer. She has a fit and screams that he’s angry at having to take care of her. (She is a drag AND a handful, isn’t she? Delightful.) As her brother it’s his duty to! He says that’s exactly why he’s doing this and then heads out the door for work. She gripes to herself about what an ogre he is.

At Lombardo, Inc., Alex tells Fernando he’s not been able to speak with either Paula or Mary Jo. He suspects they don’t want to talk with him. (I can’t imagine why not. Alex made his bed but now he finds it’s too lumpy to sleep in.) Nando says he can’t leave things like they are. MJ’s pregnant and he needs to find out how she’s doing. Perhaps he can talk to Pedro. Alex doesn’t think Pedro knows yet, but either way, he says, he’s sent Chucho to Saqui to look into things for him. The Samaniego’s trust Chucho and the old guy would be more likely to tell Chucho than him. Alex wants to know how things are going for Fernando. Nando tells Alex that his sister won’t go back to school so he needs to find her a job. She knows computers, speaks English, and gets along well with people. He wonders if the company could find a place for her. Alex says she can work with Mari. He wants to know what’s the news with him and his mother. Nando says he called Vicki the day before but she didn’t answer. He figures she doesn’t want anything more to do with him. Alex doesn’t know what to say.

Meanwhile, Chucho shows up at Pedro’s and the two men start cutting up like old times. Pedro wonders what he’s doing there. Chucho says he got bored rolling around in that big house and decided he’d had enough of Zeke. With his nephew working in the States now, he thought of his only true friend, Pedro. The family is like his own to him so he thought he’d take his few pesos and head for Saqui. Pedro says he’s welcome to stay there, but Chucho says he’s not there to scrounge [gorrear] off them. He’s got a good bit of money from Alex and will get him a room and see what he can find to do around there. Pedro says at their age it might be difficult for him. Chucho says he can keep up with the best of them. He turns the conversation to asking about how Pedro’s daughters are getting along.

Pedro tells him that Mary Jo and Pau both got jobs at the store where Mary Jo worked before and that all in all, life’s not been bad despite leaving the Lombardo’s. Chucho’s glad to hear it and the two celebrate his visit with a couple of cold ones.

That night the party’s just getting’ started at Pink Kitty’s Cat-house. It looks like everybody who’s anybody in that crowd is there. Alex arrives and Mau, dressed in mah-h-hvelous mauve, heads over to greet him, all smiles. She kisses him hello and says she didn’t think he was coming. He looks around to see who’s there and says that he always keeps his word. She says, sure, but she knows about the problems he’s had. He frowns when he sees Bruno there. Mau notices and asks if he’s upset she invited Bruno. He says it’s her house and she can invite whoever she wants. Besides, they do live together even though they try to avoid each other when they can. She tells him to try to put it all in the past. He says that’s easier said than done. She pulls him behind a pillar and leans against it, in full flirt mode. “You’re right. For example, I’ve never stopped loving you. Do you remember all the good times together?”

Alex admits to Mau that those were fun times. It was more than that for her, she says. She could never forget. They shared everything together. People used to say they were made for one another. Alex says they once told him the same thing. She caresses his face and asks if he knows why. She moves in closer and trifles with his chin and beard. “For a couple to work they have to be brought up the same, like you and I were.” She moves in for The Kiss. Contact! Alex doesn’t flinch an inch. (You’re such a slug, Alex.) Bruno glances over as he walks by the pillar and notices them kissing each other. He smiles big time. Happy Days are here again! Let the good times roll!

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Friday, November 20, 2009

Gancho Friday November 20th Drugs-R-Us, and Meeting the Momia’s Mommy

This recap may be a little less polished than usual, as I have to finish it Friday night. Tomorrow, it’s off to New York, to see the Metropolitan Opera! I’m seeing Puccini’s Turandot, which is all about an ice princess (think Connie), who gets thawed out by a romantic, masculine guy, who’s also really smart (okay, sorry Beto, it’s not you). I’ll tell you how it was. In the meantime, let’s get back to the stormy stage of our story, with just about everyone’s relationships going through rough seas (Moni and Mau, Estrella and Aldo, Ximmy and Rolu, Gabi and Sal, it’s like a tidal wave of problems). Let’s open the window to the storm, put on our raincoat, and hope we don’t get too wet.

We begin with the confrontation between Beto and Mauricio. Beto lets Mau know that the battle has begun (for Monita), and time is on his side. Mau may have Moni in his heart, but Beto has her in his neighborhood. While Mau inhabits his world of rich people, Beto will able, little by little, to get closer and closer to Monita. Mauricio is glad that Beto has been frank with him. He’s not giving up, but he’s also not going to fire Beto, who can keep his cleaning job at the company. Beto says it’s not like wrestling. There won’t be any tie. One of them is going to win. As Beto leaves the office with an hasta luego, ex soul brother, Mau is angry, but feels powerless at the same time.

Estrella is telling Monita her Aldo woes at the gym. She feels guilty about what Aldo’s doing to himself. And she really does love him. Moni tells her to just go for it, but Estrella thinks this may cause more harm than good. Anyway, Moni has to help. Okay, says Moni, where’s he getting the drugs? From El Chubi. Damned (condenado) Chubi, say Moni.

And here’s that damn Chubi, walking in the park with Aldo, wondering why Aldo keeps wanting more and more drugs. Well, we all know why – the high keeps getting less and less, he’s needs more for the same feeling. (Didn’t Aldo go to those “just say no” lectures in school? He should know all about this. I wonder if Mexico has as much anti-drug teaching in school as my kids had). Chubi says gradually take less and less and you’ll get over the drugs, but Aldo wants something STRONGER! Uh oh. Chubi doesn’t carry the heavy duty drugs, but Aldo figures he knows who does. Well, sure, but sensible (in comparison) Chubi tries to talk Aldo out of it. Aldo’s response: Turn me on to the heavy stuff, or I’ll go to the cops, and said you sold me the drugs! Bad Aldo. Chubi says fine, I’ll give you the guy’s name, but we’re through, I’m not getting involved with you anymore, you’re on your own.

Over at Grupo Sermeño, Lorenza enters Sal’s office, isn’t happy that Gabriela’s telling Sal’s “intimacies” around the office. What intimacies? asks Sal, his facial tic going like mad, paranoically checking the blinds for Gabi. Gabi then walks in, and Lore leaves. Sal is pretty much afraid of everything now, but Gabi just wants to set the record straight. She said nothing to the gossips in accounting, and more importantly, with or without a wig (she says chuchuluco, which I think actually means a cheap toy you get at a market), Sal is the best looking man she’s ever met.

In Jerry’s office, he, Oscar and Lore are having a pow-wow, laughing about Salvador, and what’s the next step? Increase the dosage. But there’s a little problem – Lore’s just about out of the crazy drops. Oscar says he’ll get two more bottles tomorrow, as they laugh their evil laughs.

It’s time for some fun, as we see Ximena in a chef’s hat and apron, she’s cooked for Rolu! It looks like some salmon and asparagus, and she leans over him, is it delicious? Disgusting, he meanly replies. He spits it into the fine napkin, wants some wine to wash away the taste. Xime pours him wine. Xime’s upset he doesn’t like it, she’s been cooking the same dish all morning, and this is the seventh try. She thought it tasted great, made little explosions in her mouth. Well, actually she had 15 versions. He doesn’t care, they just have a problem with their marriage. She doesn’t like this. She’s worn the clothes he demanded, given up all her girlfriends, she also has no guy friends (except Lalu, who doesn’t count), she’s dying to say her three things, but has been avoiding that, too. She’s done everything Rolu asked, and she tried to cook. Well, asks Rolu, is this your attempt (picking up the plate)? As Xime says Sipi, he hurls it over his head, smashing it against the wall! He demands she take him to bed. So we can sleep together? she asks hopefully. Nope, can’t she see he’s in a wheelchair? She resignedly wheels him off, and her permanent high seems to be fading.

Oscar’s in a seedy neighborhood we might call Drug Alley, someone’s sleeping on the ground, a couple of seedy types are staring into nowhere. This is where you get loco drops, I guess. He knocks on a metal door. A shifty looking guy with a hat lets him in, tells him that this time it’ll cost double (of course). Oscar doesn’t go for this, he’ll give him half of that double (i.e., the same amount). He gives the guy the money, and the guy goes for the stuff. There’s a knock on the door, and Oscar peeks out the window. It’s Aldo, who’s also come to Drug Alley to score his fix. Oscar’s intrigued.

Mauricio’s wearing the outfit most adored by Caray Caray ladies – a towel, nada más. He opens the bathroom door, and there’s a scream. Turns out Coni’s Mom (in a robe) is staying in the guest bedroom, and was just freshening up. Coni comes in, wonders what the two of them are doing “naked”. Mau looks uncomfortable, but Coni’s Mom smiles.

Mr. Hat comes back with two bottles of crazy drops for Oscar. Oscar says a young guy’s knocking at the door, have you sold to him before? Mr. Hat looks out, says no, I don’t sell to kids. Oscar says don’t worry, he’s a friend of mine, treat him well. Mr. Hat resists, young guys often don’t pay, then they rob you. Oscar says he’ll cover any shortage. Bad Oscar. Oscar hides, and Mr. Hat opens the door.

Momia’s Mommy looks up from admiring Mau’s body to realize she recognizes him – why, it’s the famous Mauricio Sermeño, good job, daughter. She starts flirting with Mau, asks him to tutear her, pointing out that she’s still pretty young, and by the way, since we’re both dressed for it, wanna take a bath with me? Bad Momia’s Mommy. Connie wants Mom to go immediately to Connie’s apartment, to keep Katia company. Mom says look at that, we haven’t seen each other in 5 years, and I drive her so crazy she wants to kick me out. Ahah, thinks Mau. She drives you crazy? Well, gee, we’ve got lots of extra rooms here. Why don’t we let her stay? (He finally has a little button of Connie’s to push). Connie complains, Katia can’t be alone. Well, then she can come here, too, adds Mau helpfully. So welcome to my house……Jacqueline, she interjects, but call me Jacky. Pleased to meet you. Mau excuses himself to take his bath, leaving a pleased Jacky and a peeved Connie.

Apparently Aldo’s money won’t buy him much, but Mr. Hat says not to worry, you’ve got a sponsor (padrino) who’s agreed to cover all your debts. So what do you want? I’ve got it all, pasta, polvo, hierba (grass, dust, weed, actually 1 and 3 seem to be the same, but let’s not quibble, the writers are trying to show all the drugs this sleazy guy has. And they’re all sitting out on the table, too, in case we didn’t get the message).


Aldo wants to know who this sponsor is, but Mr. Hat won’t tell, the guy wants to stay anonymous, but he does know your father (he says jefe). Aldo wisely gets cold feet and leaves. Oscar comes out, isn’t happy that Mr. Hat let Aldo leave. Don’t worry, says Mr. Hat. I know these young guys well – they always come back.

Jacky has decided to sleep in the master bedroom. She wonders why Connie’s staying in that room, but Mau isn’t. And what up with Connie, being married to a rich guy who’s also a bonbon, but not sleeping with him, and having a lowlife amante? Connie says it’s none of her business, and besides, hasn’t Jacky had her share of lovers? Jacky doesn’t deny it, but doesn’t want her chiquita to make the same mistakes she did. Enter Terry with some tea, saying the kids aren’t back from school yet. Ah, says Jacky, Mau has kids? Three, and I can’t stand them, answers Connie. Jacky’s a little more sympathetic now, knew Mau had to have SOME defect. She’d like to meet the kids.

In the barrio, Chubi is smelling some fabric as Moni and Estrella come upon him, ready to read him the riot act. They’re looking great as usual, though, Estrella in a red satin coat over a tight black dress and heels, Moni in a boxing outfit of black midriff top, tight red spandex pants, and a purple jacket. Chubi’s wearing a green shirt and a purple jacket. I just love these bright colors everybody in the barrio wears!


In contrast, Mau and Connie are usually wearing something grey, white or crème colored (actually Connie’s often in gold or silver, I guess it’s the money look). Jacky did have on a beautiful red silk blouse. Moni decides to have a reasonable, deliberate chat with Chubi about the evils of drugs. NOT! She punches him in the stomach, causing Chubi to double over, wondering why the bad vibe? How dare you sell drugs to kids! Well, Chubi didn’t think Aldo was that young, I mean, wasn’t he going out with Estrella? Oooops. He thought Aldo was an adult. It’s not his fault Estre’s a cradle robber! (una asalta cunas). Estre doesn’t like this one bit, threatens Chubi with the law, while Moni threatens to kill him if he sells to Aldo again. Chubi hears them loud and clear, he’ll steer clear of Aldo from now on. As a matter of fact, Aldo didn’t want his stuff anymore, wanted harder stuff. Estrella and Moni are horrified to hear this.

In the background, we see Officer Cris walking in, just as Estrella says what you did is a CRIME. Crime? Cris searches Chubi (after ordering him to put hands against the clothesline – manos contra el tendedero), finds the dope, says “cannabis indica”, here’s the body of evidence. Chubi protests, I didn’t do anything. Estrella says El Cristian is capable of putting his own mother in jail. Cris pauses for a sec, says “only if she committed a crime”, and marches Chubi off. Estrella and Moni both nod their heads, hmmph (you deserve it).

The kids come in, and Connie tells her Mom their names. Then she says, kids, say hello to your grandma. Jacky doesn’t like this, not Granny, just call me Jaqueline. So where did these kids come from, they’re not blond like their father. I already told you, Ma, they were adopted from a group home, I adopted them. Right, says Aldo. She adopted us to force Mauricio to marry her. As Jaqui’s eyes grow wide, Luisa adds, yes, because our Papá doesn’t love her, he hates her. Yes, adds Dani, my Papá is in love with La Monita, not with La Momia. Jacky doesn’t understand, who is La Monita and who is La Momia? Luisa points out Connie does have the face of a mummy, and Jacky agrees, as the kids get big smiles. What surprises Jacky is that Connie would adopt them. What, are you sterile? Connie really doesn’t have an answer for this.

At the gym, Mau asks Don Cesar if he represents wrestlers, not just trains them. Well sure, says Cesar, remembering that Mau did pretty well in his match against El Fantasma Vengador. That’s precisely why Mau came today – he wants Don Cesar to manage his career as a professional wrestler! Don Cesar’s response? Ah, caray. (should have said caray caray). Are you sure? Mau tells Cesar about the wedding, the prenup, and how he’s prohibited from being close to La Monita, the woman he really loves. But if he trained as a wrestler (and wore a mask, I guess), he could be close to Moni without people knowing. He also doesn’t want Valentina to know (we’ll see how long THAT lasts).

Jacky continues to win points with the kids (and with me) by agreeing that Connie’s always been a witch, even as a child. Her father and I, from the year she was born, called her Cruella de Ville, can you imagine? The kids laugh.

Mauricio confirms that he’ll wear a mask, have an invented identity, and no one is to know who he is. And he knows that nothing’s free, so he promises to fight so well that Don Cesar will make lots of money (I thought he was just going to pay Cesar a bundle, but I guess this is more “noble”). Don Cesar wants to think about it, says there are also lots of costs of publicity, and as to this, Mau does say, don’t worry about the money. But you can’t tell Nieves, and definitely not Beto. Don Cesar thinks about it a few minutes, and says yes, he likes the idea (as do we).

Rolu’s in bed, and Ximena really wants to sleep with him. No, and be quiet. Can she kiss him? No to that, too. Xime puts her head on a pillow next to the bed, and thinks back to when she kissed Lalu to resuscitate him. She wakes up, you won’t believe what I dreamed. But there’s Lalu in bed, telling her come here and kiss me, precious. She jumps into his arms. But THAT was a dream, too, and she wakes up to tell Rolu, who kicks her out of the room. However, Xime is all excited, could she have a thing for Lalu?

Estrella is glad Chubi’s out of the neighborhood, suggests to Moni that to really clean up the place, Beto should be kicked out, too. Moni protests, Beto didn’t give any drugs to a minor. Yeah, well he took Aldo to that bordello, didn’t he? Moni convinces Estre that Beto’s okay. But what can they do about Aldo? Moni says Estre has to tell Mauricio.

Sitting outside, Connie calls Katia, take a taxi and come here. Mom’s here already. Jacky wonders why a taxi, why not send the chauffeur? Oh yeah, you don’t have one. And by the way, I’ve met the family, and the head maid (Teresa), where are all the other servants? I’d like a girl available to me 24 hours a day, okay, dear? Connie explains there aren’t any others, they all help out, but with Katia and Jacky there, maybe they can hire someone. Well, of course, says Jacky, haughtily waving her gloved hand.


You don’t think I’M going to do any cleaning or the like. Jacky thinks Mau must be a miser, or worse, one of those types who like to SAVE their money. Heaven forbid! Well, they’ll just have to teach Mau to spend. She recalls the luxurious life on the yacht with Jean Clode. Yes, things are gonna change!

Estre doesn’t want to say anything to Mau, but Moni points out that SHE can’t, so pick up that cell phone and dial the number. Good hearted Estre grudgingly agrees. She goes over and sits on the bed, picks up the phone, but she just can’t. Moni grabs the phone to dial as Estre takes a deep breath. Mau answers, Moni gives the phone to Estre, who explains that she needs to talk to him, it concerns Aldo, but she doesn’t want to tell him over the phone. Okay, he realizes the deal he made with Connie doesn’t prohibit him from meeting with Estrella, they’ll meet at eight at the cafeteria near his house. By the way, is Moni there? She is. Tell her I love her, and I think about her all the time. Moni says tell him, me too. Estrella says “She says she loves you, too, more than her own life, she thinks about you all the time, she’s dying to be with you, to kiss your lips, your eyes, your neck and every centimeter of your sexy, sexy skin and undress you, little by little,


and caress your back, and meanwhile you start kissing her mouth, passionately, savagely”…WAIT A MINUTE! Interrupts Moni. What’s the problem? asks Estre. Well, you’re like a “hot line”, says Moni. Oh, just improvising, I can’t help it with my actress training (yes, I think Estre has learned her craft well).

Aldo’ s rolling a joint or something, when Jacky enters his room without knocking. He immediately covers the stuff with a pillow, but she knows what’s going on. Show me what you’re hiding, or you’ll be sorry. He meekly hands her the bag. She tells him she won’t tell Mau or Connie, but he’s got to cut this out. It’s not only dangerous, it’s illegal. She takes the drugs and warns him that next time, she’d have to tell her daughter, so there’d better not be a next time.

Over at Ximmy’s, she’s down in the dumps, but Lalu has come to visit. What’s the problem? She’d tell him 3 things, but she’s so depressed, she can’t even tell him the first half of the first one. Lalu knows what she needs, a strawberry daiquiri! Yes, yes, well, no, Rolu would be mad. But where is the bundle? Upstairs, sleeping. Then he doesn’t have to know! Lalu hustles his purple encased pompis over to the bar, leans WAY over, and Ximmy is shocked that she’s getting turned on! She gets up, and tentatively grabs a cheek. Hey, why’d you do that? Well, says Xime, just wanted to see if they were natural. Well, por supuesto. He starts flexing up and down, showing off his exercise routine, and Xime goes to check again. And again.


And again. They’re all real, all right.

And Mau gets real with Aldo. How are you, son? Fine, fine. Well, I’ve just made an appointment to meet with Estrella in a cafeteria. Is there anything I should know before the meeting?

Monday previews: Well, maybe Beto’s hugging Moni, and maybe Mau catches them, and maybe Connie catches him catching them, and……okay, we really don’t know anything. But I’m sure it’ll be fun.

Vocabulario:

Condenado – damned
Chuchuluco – cheap toy from a market, Gabi used it to refer to Sal’s wig
Una Asalta Cunas – a cradle robber
Manos contra el tendedero – As there was no wall handy, Cris said this, which means “Hands against the clothesline!”

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