Friday, June 14, 2013

Amores Verdaderos #152 Thu 6/13/13 Royero Tried… But the Arriagas Are Not Impressed


* Lo refrito: Aníbal is doing the usual stuff – ruining the life of his family members in the name of love. He orders the detective Avellaneda to hide evidences from Adriana.

* Lo nuevo: said Adriana is spending the day with Scarf-Face, working on the script of the movie. The air is definitely sizzling around them. Adri is more beautiful than ever, and Jhoaaannn seems very interested in her. He knows the script was written by Vicky, and he’s bitching a little bit about that the first lover should’ve won instead of the bodyguard, but when Adriana says that the script might’ve hit a nerve, he quickly changes the topic.
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Corazon Indomable #24 6-13-13 MariCruz 2.0 Takes Baby Steps (and Maybe Some Giant Steps) Toward Her Future



Previously
                 Don Alejandro says he will make MariCruz a great lady (un gran dama).  This brings to mind other celluloid makeovers, including Princess Diaries, My Fair Lady, Miss Congeniality, and Pretty Woman (for whatever that’s worth.)  MariCruz’ age and hair style seem similar to Princess Diaries [recapper’s opinion].    Scenes may be combined.

Down Home
                Our action begins as Lucia composes a letter to Octavio (She probably attended two semesters at a prestigious university, where she majored in fashion design and minored in creative writing before dropping out to get married.) She explains that she’s writing instead of Miguel, that he’s busy with a heavy work load, that Tav shouldn’t be concerned for MC.  In fact, MC may be over him, etc. etc.; there’s no encouragement for a continued relationship. (If I missed details here, please fill in.) She tells him to take care and don’t do any crazy stuff.
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Thursday, June 13, 2013

PEAM# 69- 6/13/13- Number C-47902/X You are Not the Father!!! Number D-47902/X - You Are The Father and Ouch, Zip Up Slowly!!!!

From yesterday

We are at Valentina’s school with Vero salivating over Jesus and here comes Elias, bad mouthing Jesus.  Vero tells Elias to grow up and Jesus reminds everyone of the purpose of their visit, Valentina.

In Acapulco- Rogue gets his family jewels caught up in the zipper for a minute of good-bye pleasure, while Alma is waiting for him at the bar.  Thank you, Ms. Karma.  (Does this mean that Rogue was not wearing his boxers??) Rogue turns, as a red as a beet and stupid Paty doesn’t know what to do. He doesn’t want her help.  How about calling for a doctor????
Rogue calls Alma and he tells her that he needs her he had an accident.
 New business

At the school- the teacher understands that Val is undergoing a difficult time and she shows the family, her drawing of two adults fighting.  Elias.  Elias flips out (he needs a lobotomy) and Jesus tells him that Val wants to live with him because there is just too much fighting.  The teacher agrees that maybe Val should stay with Jesus for a spell.  Elias is uncontrollable and very unreasonable.  Their problems are affecting Val’s emotional development.

Back at the hotel, Alma is trying to help a screaming Rogue.  He wants Alma to return back to Monterrey.  He wants his own doctor.  Huh??? When you're in pain any doctor will do.  My head is hurting from the whining and screaming. It hurts if he moves, so stay still. Alma calls for an ambulance- finally!!!!!  There is blood everywhere!!!

Panfilo tries to gives Marisela some fatherly advice about Elias.  Panfilo is worried about the age difference, he is under 40.  Elias is married and married couples fight.  He doesn’t want Marisela to get hurt.

St. Ferny is thinking about Discua.  Alex, the escort gives up. Ferny wondering if she is hot or cold in India.  What an idiot.  He checks the temperature on the intent.

Rogue’s little jewels are wrapped up against infection.  It looks like he is wearing a diaper.  Hmmmm- Karma!!!!
Elias speaks to Val- the only mature person and tells Elias that she loves him and hopes that he is not angry with her.  Vero in her neon green skirt that matches her cell phone handle. Jesus reminds her that Elias is a good man who doesn’t deserve this.
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Corazón Indomable #23, 6/12/13: Alejandro Plays Daddy Warbucks to Little Orphan Mari


Recapper Ellie is sick, so this is just a brief bullet points recap from my memory.

- Maricruz and Alejandro get along like old friends. He is welcoming and kind to her. She is free to be her outspoken, lighthearted self with him and he loves it. There is something about her eyes that reminds him of someone…hmmm, could it be his long-disappeared WIFE who looked EXACTLY like Maricruz?! Nah!
- Maricruz chooses not to share much of her tragic story with Alejandro. He does learn her age (19), that she has recently arrived from the country with her deaf-mute little sister, had a grandfather who passed away, that she and her sister live in a boarding house, that she has few clothes, and that, although she’s full of enthusiasm, she doesn’t know squat about cleaning a big fancy house. In a funny scene, Don Alejandro, rich casino owner, takes a duster and shows Maricruz the proper technique for dusting, while hoping she doesn’t break one of the expensive vases she is so causally tossing about.
- Maricruz must sleep at the big house (in a very nice room) during the work week, and plans to spend her weekends in the boarding house. There might have been an offer from Alejandro for her sister to also stay in the house, but I’m fuzzy on this. The older housekeeper/cook is very nice to Maricruz.
- During Maricruz’s first day and night away, Solita falls into a deep depression. Neither Sarafina with her hugs and offers of food, nor Moctavio/Monito with his monkey caresses, can cure her blues.
- Sarafina tells Octavio about her lovely new guest Maricruz and her sister. Octavio is struck by the name, but has no clue it’s HIS Maricruz. Since they are both young and alone, she thinks they should meet. (Sarafina the matchmaker.) Sarafina also suspects that the poor girl is pregnant. Somehow she picked up on this, although MC is in no way showing. Octavio says he’d like to meet her, but not for any romance. He’s only got one lady on his mind.
- Ed convinces Octavio to take some R&R and accompany him to Isla Dorada, land of casinos (including Alejandro’s) and beautiful women. Octavio is hesitant. He’s saving all his pesos to send to MC, after all. And he doesn’t want to fall into gambling debt, like he did last time. Uh oh!

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Amores Verdaderos #151 Wed 6/12/13 A total eclipse of the heart


*Balzac hid under Jean Marie's bed during the entirety of this troubling episode.  He threatens to stay there until Estéfano comes back from Switzerland.

Will Baby Mia beat the odds with the help of the Best Pediatric Heart Surgeon in Mexico?  It's hard to say.  But for the bad hearts that beat within Aníbal Balvanera and Kendra Ferretti, there is no human cure.

Nikki is from Venus, Bratiana is from Uranus
Even though Nikki is totally on board with her super Mami's romance with Super Superman, she and Superman's daughter are from different planets.  And Lili is still running after Guzmancito.  Arriaga assures Nikki that Lili will stay away from Guzmancito … er … Guzmán.  Nikki is not convinced.  [Neither are we.]

Arriaga and the Ikki's leave for the hospital to see Nelson Brizz and his fragile newborn.
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Qué Bonito Amor #43 (Mex 64-65.1) Wednesday 6/12/13 Jantos is MIA, Bruno is DOA, Whiny is SOL


·         Bruto Bruno lies dying in El Lay as Whiny pleads with him not to die.  “Don't leave me alone!” He does the old dying man confession, telling her Santos is innocent and didn't commit any crimes.  Bruno asks for her forgiveness.  He tells her he never lied about how much he loved her.  He asks her to help him in getting  Michael and Santos to forgive him.  She kisses him, and Bye Bye Bruno.  Don't leave me!!!  help, help!!!

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PEAM #68-6/12/13: It's Official! In Avon, Nobody Does What Love Commands!

''We might not look perfect for each other
You are flying so high and I am starting to fly
But we are both human beings
and of course we can dream
I was dreaming of you
as my ideal partner
And against what the world could think about us
Today you and me are one 
and we will be like this forever!
Because when love is true, age, class, race or economic level
whatever everybody says it doesn't matter, 
What really matters is that we love each other with sincerity
Remember that in the heart, as in our bedroom
"Only love commands"!

Me? Secretary? Never!

Well... that's the second opening theme for the TN and for the looks of it, seems like Osorio told the musicians to make a good song to reflect the spirit of the story and then told the writers to write the absolute completely opposite. Who would have thunk it?

This is what they wrote:

Rogelio and Alma speak on the phone, blah, blah, blah...
Alma and her father talk, blah, blah, blah...
Elías and Verónica yell at each other, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
Jesús talks to Valentina, mi princesa this blah, blah, blah, mi princesa that blah, blah, blah...
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Amores Verdaderos #150 Tue 6/11/13 Finally, a glimpse of a shirtless Salsa-Dude

Amores Verdaderos Cap 150—6-11-13—Finally, a glimpse of a shirtless Salsa-Dude

You can tell that my priorities are all screwed up. Or not. I admit that Salsa is my guilty pleasure.

And he doesn't look that bad! I had always assumed he had a Jorge Salinas body (my fave actor, but best seen with a shirt on) but I guess I was wrong!

PUT A FORK IN IT, THE RECAP IS DONE!

Not listed in order; scenes are consolidated for my sanity. 

* We do a refrito of The Little Ape and Nikki all happy happy happy in his bed, talking about B.S. Pillow fight.

* Now that Carlos has been kindly given the heave-ho by Vikki, he apparently is deciding to explore the obvious chemistry he has with Adri. He tries to plant another smooch on her, but she's not going for it. She says that she just wants their relationship to be professional. She would feel wrong doing this to Vicki. (Why doesn't Carlos clear the air there? Maybe because it makes him look like he has the attention span of a hummingbird or something?) Anyway, Carlos plays the "you're a woman, I'm a man" card, but it doesn't work. Adri leaves. It doesn't look like Carlos is quite ready to give up, though.

Adri worries about her sister's feelings regarding Carlos. She needn't have bothered.

Carlos accepts this. For now . . .

* Beatriz and Salsa-Dude are alone at her place, happy happy happy once again. They talk about various things, including how Salsa-Dude has a genuine affection for Guillo now. (He admits that at first he was trying to make good with the kid to get in good with the mom. Which is pretty much standard procedure.) And, they talk about how now that Leo the Low is moldering in the ground, the boda is ON! He tells her he never took off the engagement ring. She shows him that she wore his ring around her neck on a necklace. She unstrings the ring and asks him to put it on her finger. He does so. Besos and hugs.

Happy happy happy, joy joy joy. Is that an anvil I see poised over Salsa-Dude's head?
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CI #22: Maricruz’s Life in the Big City Begins and the Fickle Finger of Fate After a Few False Starts Finally Gets It Right



Cap 22


Lo del Pasado:

Maricruz and Solita have left for Mexico City in order to escape the hopeless poverty and prejudice of her pueblo and possibly to find her daddy.  With both Octavio and Mari permanently out of the picture, Lucia has easily talked Miguel into pocketing the cash from Octavio’s money order rather than returning it.  Tav’ll never know because Luciafer (thanks, Cathyx!) has made Miguel agree to never mention a word of this to his brother.

Lo Del Nuevo:

Maricruz, still clinging to her Abuelo Ramiro’s box of ashes, and Solita arrive in the D.F.   Just outside the entrance to the bus terminal she gets a hint of the heat those cement city sidewalks can give off  and she finally succumbs to purchasing a couple pair of one-size fit all sandals for her and Solita.  (Whew!  That’s a load off Viewerville’s mind!)  They jump in the first cab available and head for police comandante’s comadre’s boarding house that he told her about.  Just so happens that this is the same boarding house that Eduardo found for Tav to stay in. (Duhn-duhn-duhnn!)  Tav has been checking on his mail and ducked out for a breath of fresh air.  He walks back inside just before Mari and Solita’s cabbie pulls up to the curb.  

Mari doesn’t know how to count change, she tells the cabbie, but that’s okay cuz the cabbie is as honest as the day is long.  He takes a choice bill out of the handful she’s given him and returns the rest.

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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

PEAM, Tuesday 6/11/13 (#67): One Flew East, One Flew West...

...and one crash-landed in the cuckoo's nest and the cuckoo took a picture!
  
(Real mental illness is no laughing matter, but TV mental illness is another thing entirely.)

In Acapulco, an eager young photographer spots the famous Rogelio Rivadeneira with someone who isn't the equally famous Alma Montemayor. He discreetly snaps plenty of photos.

Rogue wants to talk about Paty's sticky fingers habit. She denies having a problem and teases him for seeming concerned, as if he really loves her. He insists that he is only trying to avoid getting involved in a scandal. Paty gets annoyed and silences him with kisses and groping. The unnoticed photographer gets lots of incriminating footage, while our dastardly duo is too busy smacking lips to hear the loud camera noises coming from behind a nearby shrub.

Back in Monterrey, Alma frets and stresses over a financial report she's supposed to send to Pancho, Pancho Lopez in Toluca. The numbers aren't balancing. She steps out of her office just in time to see Vero laying a heavy kiss on Chucho in front of all the secretarias.

In accordance with telenovela custom, Alma fails to notice that Chucho is barely tolerating the kiss. She demands to see him in her office right away. Too bad if Marta's waiting for him! She can wait longer!

Marta is actually not waiting for Chucho. She's having a heated debate with herself, or more likely her alter-ego, like sort of a Gollum/Smeagol thing, in the restroom mirror. She's telling herself she can't let that lil' chippie Maricela take away the man she loves. She can't make a fool of herself like she did with Isaac. She MADE Isaac use, abuse, or rape her (captions couldn't agree whether it was usar or abusar). But she LOVED him! No, she PROVOKED him! She MADE him do it! At any rate, she's got Elias now and she'd better not lose him to that little idiot.

Jessica enters the restroom and hears enough of this to be concerned. She asks Marta if she's feeling okay. "Couldn't be better," Marta replies. (Cuckoo!) She recognizes Jess as the singer from the New Year's Eve party, explains about the company's "program," and asks if Jess has time for her interview now. Jess agrees. As they exit the restroom, Marta seems to flick a nervous glance towards Jess. Jess looks very worried as she follows Marta out.
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Qué Bonito Amor #42 (Mex 62.2-63) Tuesday 6/11/13


Capitulo 64 & 65.1:  War is Declared

Emergency fill-in with bullet points (not necessarily in this order):


  • Jorge Alfredo wins the singing competition
  • Oscar grouses about having to have the DNA test
  • Jairo tells Oscar it's time he gave up on Maria
  • Derecho, Curtis, and their Mexican colleagues go to another restaurant to pig out [zzzzz]
  • Ana barges into Maria's dressing room with the pasted newspaper photo of Santos.  He tells Maria he wants to talk to her alone.  Ana doesn't leave until Maria asks her to.  Santos tells Maria he saw an old friend that evening.  He had been betrayed by friends in El Lay and because of that lost who he was, his very identity.   He doesn't go into the exact details and she doesn't ask him to.  He does tell her that this made him realize that his life in El Lay was empty and banal.  Now he may be a poor mariachi, but he is rich in her love and that is what matters.
  • Rodrigo worries about Gloria.  Jorge Alfredo tries to reassure him.
  • Jorge Alfredo confronts Ruben in his office, telling him that if it's war he wants, he'll get it.  [Even Jorge Alfredo isn't immune from foolish macho posturing]; Ruben is still determined to get the better of him
  • Mancia reads the cards for Amalia, saying that death is near Maria
  • Bruno drives back to El Lay, making the stupid mistake of calling Arnold
  • Giuliano tells himself that Bruno will sleep with the fishes
  • Rodrigo gives Paloma a bracelet and asks her to be his novia
  • Irasema and Susanito run into one of her old clients in the street; Susanito tells him to bug off
  • Jorge Alfredo buys an engagement ring, heart-shaped balloon, and a rose
  • Oscar gets the test results; Felicidades, es un varon!
  • Bruno and Wendy meet in El Lay; Bruno is shot
  • Jorge Alfredo is kidnapped and taken into the same black van that belongs to Roxana's husband.


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Monday, June 10, 2013

Qué Bonito Amor #41 (Mex 61-62.1) Monday 6/10/13




Capitulo 62.2-63: The Gauntlet Is Cast

JNTR: Maria demands to know what is in the envelope. Rubén tells his PI to wait. The Mexican police hang out, waiting.

JNTR Office: Don Concho is pleased at the idea of Oscar and Jorge Alfredo competing for the position of top dog. Fernando tells him he has to keep his word.

JNTR Club Room: Bruno arrives and is shown to a seat as Derecho and Curtis show up. The waiter takes their order before Bruno approaches their table [idiota].
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CI: Episode #21, Monday, June 10, 2013 – MC, Solita and their Monkey Leave “Ranch Hell” and Head for the Big City, But Not Before MC Promises Sweet Vengeance!!!!!



Corazon Indomable, Episode #21, Monday, June 10, 2013 –
MC, Solita and their Monkey Leave “Ranch Hell” and Head for the Big City, But Not Before MC Promises Sweet Vengeance!!!!!


(Note:  some scenes are combined)


Santa breaks the news to MC that grandpa has died.  MC sobs and asks if he died from sadness.  Maria and Santa explain that the shack caught fire and grandpa couldn’t get out.  MC asks where Solita is, if she died too.  Her friends tell her they didn’t find Solita among the burned ruins, but don’t know where she is, and she probably got scared and ran away.  MC says Solita would never have left grandpa alone to burn.  She begs to be let out so she can go look for her.    

Miguel tells Lucia that Ofelia mentioned the P.I. and he asks what he wanted; Lucia says the P.I. was hired by a rich client to search for a man named Ramiro and a young girl named Maria Alejandra Mendoza, that she thought of mentioning Don Ramiro and his death but felt it would be “in bad taste” – as if bad taste ever stopped Luciafer from doing anything.  Miguel asks if it could have anything to do with MC, but Lucia says no, nothing.

A trooper makes Maria, Santa and JA go away.  MC begs them not to leave, then yells that it’s all Lucia’s fault, that she is an evil woman.  She screams that she hates the whole world, all those who were evil towards her, and especially “Octavio, that one before anyone else.  He’s guilty too, and I would kill him before anyone else because I hate him.  I hate him with all my heart.”

Miguel tells Lucia that he already gave inspector Suarez the document they both signed dropping any charges against MC and also some money for MC, just as Lucia suggested……Later, Lucia says to herself that they will have to go over her dead body before she will accept any culpability.  (Any takers to do the honors???)  Then she remembers that she “always” heard that MC was the daughter of a rich man who abandoned the mother.  (Really, is that why she always called her basura?)  She wonders why the different name, but is glad that she misled the detective.

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Amores Verdaderos #149 Mon 6/10/13 seems there was a ' lovey dovey' serum special on CVS... three couples? must be a record!!


Here is a rough draft, will edit tomorrow when re-watch. sorry, my mom's AC is having trouble so will start the day at her place waiting for tech to come fix it.

Refrito: Carlos with his emotional and tearful ‘if you love something set it free…’ speech.
Roy and Lilli… Roy tells it to Lilli like it is, not my fault Guzmi don’t love you. But I will get you to love me.


Guzmi and Nikki : she wants them to go away together to be alone, he says wish I could but there are too many things going on. He wants to give her a more comfortable lifestyle. They also have to consider her family’s reaction. What will they say about you trading Roy P for a nobody like me. Nikki only cares about her love for him, can’t live without u. SMOOOOO ching…

Back to the ones ‘left stranded’ Roy and Lilli. He is so regretful of not having been brave enough to walk out of marrying Nikki. Lilli reminds him her dad has Roy on his ‘most wanted’ list for hurting her. Roy still wants a chance to prove his true feelings for her. She still pushes away. He wants her to admit she has no chance in heck with Frankie. She will try to forget Frankie but will focus all her energy in work. No time for a loser like u. He begs on his knees, to no avail. (a Romeo and Juliet scene gone all wrong, I would say)

JA is surveying the surroundings, reporting on radio ‘Its 10 pm and all is weeeell!!!! … well, spoke a bit soon, Roy Toy is coming out and JA spots him, takes him as his physical defense practice bag…

At hospital, little Briss princess II is born… there were no complications in birth. Dances congratulates Nil-Brains-Guts. Nil-Brains is worried KenDrat will use this baby to pressure him some more.

Back to Big Gorila and little RoyToy. RoyToy tries to get big Gorilla to understand his marriage was a fluke and he truly loves Little flower girl. It will be different now. Want to prove to all of you I truly love Lilli. Will do it with or without your permission. JA lets him go. JA thinks…( maybe was a bit hard on the young punchbag ?... have to replay this minute to make sure).

JA goes to little greenhouse to confront Lilli. Lilli could care less if Roy divorces. Don’t want any part of him. Love was not made for me. She slips about the greenhouse Anyballs bought for her. JA thinks it is way too much, was a stretch the classes she took paid by Anyballs, the greenhouse is too much. Neither any gifts from Ms Vicky.

Back to the lovebirds on living room floor… a bit of lovey dovey talk… exchange promises, he wants to give her luxury, she says had luxury all my life but was not happy. All I need to be happy is your love. And have that already. Lovely embrace.
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PEAM #66, 06/10/13 - The Office Goes Into Counseling Mode



Chatita and Xochi(calco) discuss why Chatita is in the offices of Avon, finally she remembers that she came to see Alma.  Maricela and Marta spar through the entire professional interview, neither with the corner on professionalism or maturity.  Maricela stops out into the office and tells Susana how annoyingly that Elias grabbing psychologist is getting under her skin.  Susana is a bit worried that she was so brash in an employee interview (Marta is the one making notes on behavior by the way).

Elias is furious when he reads the demands in the divorce papers.

Alma wants to know why Chatita is there, does she need money, a loan. Noooooo, says Chatita but how lovely of you to ask.

Next interview is victim Xochi.  Marta wants to know what else Xochi wants from her job, to progress? Yes but Xochi admits that her block is probably her own personality.  In a parallel universe Julio is carrying on about how wonderful Xochi's personality is, her best quality.  The sillies tease him thoroughly, but good naturedly.

Chatita now interviews Alma it would seem.  Alma confesses that everything is spinning out of control.  Chatita tells Alma she may not be in love it might must be habit (costumbre).  Alma maintains that when one feel confusion it is necessary to act decisively so the confusion will disappear. Alma begins to talk about what if she cancelled her marriage to Rogelio and decided to marry Jesus, (no one but Chatita can bring the truth out of people with such clarity) everything would be more of a mess.  Chatita says it's like one dog with two tortas  (?? Pablo help, I didn't catch this phrase but it was a Chatita special).(!!Thanks to Audrey, see her comment to get the story of a dog with two tortas)
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Sunday, June 09, 2013

Amores Verdaderos EXTRA – El Clamor Publico No. 2 – 6/9/13


El Clamor Publico

This 2d issue of El Clamor Publico© features a new column, Patio Chatter: (An occasional piece discussing recent activities in and around the Balvanera family).  In lieu of People on the Patio, we are re-running NovelaMaven’s Feb. 20, 2013, Advice Column for Characters Experiencing Cognitive Dissonance in their Roles. The Collected Wisdom of Diana does not appear in this issue.  Ed. Note: Most portions of the contents have appeared in other publications.
 
WEEKEND EDITION HEADLINES
Bodyguards of Wealthy Balvanera Family Decisively Avert Fatal Crime of Passion in Secluded Family Compound in Cuernavaca, Claim it Was All in a Day’s Work
 
MetaImagen—In Search of Svelt Nubile Young Thing to Replace Ultrabelle Model, Who Got Herself Dead (Must Look Good in Green)
 
Former Model Kendra Ferretti Is Set To Give Birth To World’s First Beach Ball; She Claims It Hurts
 
Nelson Brizz, Husband of Heir to The Balvanera Fortune, Is Expected to Become a Father for Second Time With Former Model, Not His Wife (see above headline); Becomes Nostalgic About First Family
 
Nikki Brizz Will Not Accept Ma’s Affair With Bodyguard Because of His Daughter
 
Liliana Arriaga Will Probably Not Accept Da’s Affair With Wealthy Matron Because He Should Be Faithful Forever to Her Deceased Saintly Mother (Who Isn’t Her Mother, It Has Been Alleged)
 
JM Returns To Patio; Balzac (Hehe) Is Up In Arms (And Likes It There)
 
Gift of Nursery Rejected—Not the Kind of Nursery Lili Wanted, She States

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Saturday, June 08, 2013

Amores Verdaderos #148 Fri 6/7/13 Disney Lili is Gone, Meet The New Embittered Version; Vikki and Anyballs Have a Showdown; Nikki and Frankie Have An Intimate Dinner ; )



Hola, Patio Peeps! This recap will not be in order as usual I have combined some scenes to make the recap more fluid.


Guzmancito, Vikki and Angel
They are still at Pau's talking and Angel informs Guzmancito that he and Vikki are engaged and as soon as Vikki gets divorced they are marrying. Ay Carumba! Guzmancito is happy for them. Now Guzmancito wants to know if Lili and Nikki know about this? Nikki knows but Angel has to find the proper moment to break the news to Lili. Adri even volunteered to talk to Lili. Later, outside of Pau's apartemento Ms Vikki asks if he has given any thought to what the Angel will tell Lili? He thinks it will be hard for Lili to accept this relationship and he is afraid what happened with Frankie and Pau will happen to him and Lili, in other words, no speaking or seeing each other for years!


Meanwhile At Meta Imagen:
FF is still telling Anyballs that Vikki is the amante of the Angel, which begs the question why can't Angel be the lover of Vikki, Hmmm..... anyhoo, FF claims he has a witness in Salsa Dude. He saw it all!!! Ms Vikki isn't the saint she pretends to be. Anyballs doesn't beleive him. FF wants Anyballs to ask Ms Vikki himself, see what she says about that bodyguard!

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Porque al Amor Manda #65: How Many Love Triangles Does It Take to Make a Big Fat Mess?

Vivian, the most bumptious divorce lawyer in Mexico, visits Vero at home. After Viv nearly chokes to death on some kind of canary grass juice, semi-enlightened Vero sends Minerva to make real coffee and they get down to business. Vero says she wants a divorce, she wants Eli out of the house, and she wants to legally establish Jesus as Valentina's biological father. Viv tells her that these are three different things, and they need to take them in order: PRIMERO, EL DIVORCIO! I swear if she had castanets she'd be snapping them. That girl really, really enjoys her work.

Back at Avon, Alma needs to ask Jesus a very important question, you know, just as friends: why did he kiss Vero? Oh never mind, it's none of my business. Forget it. You're asking me to forget an awful lot of things these days, Jesus replies, giving her Facial Expression #5: Stern and Significant. Where is that look when random chicks are kissing on him? He has all the software, but there seems to be an upload problem.Read more »

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Qué Bonito Amor #40 (Mex 59.2-60) Friday 6/7/13 The Jig Is Up


capítulo 59-60 partial 

Bruno jumps into a cab and somehow manages to lose the police.

Regino tells his gun apes he wants Fernando, aka Mil Amores, dead.

Roxana and Fernando escape in disguises—well, Mil Amores is disguised.  Roxy has put on the telltale scarf and ginormous “Notice Me!!” movie star glasses.  They discuss moving in together and marriage.  Mil says whoa there, Nellie!  Let’s just move in together first and see how well we settle in.  

Amalia delivers her bad news regarding JAntos to the other blue-haired bon-bons del barrio.  They find it hard to believe that JAntos could be such a rapscallion.  It worries Amalia so much that she’s having “mysterious” heart palpitations and pains shooting down her arm.  She asks the old gals to stay mum about it to avoid her daughters worrying about it. 

Bruno is hold-yer-nose impactada once he gets a load of the squalid colonia and the conditions his one-time BFF now lives in.  And, he is shocked, shocked, shocked to find out that Santos has been forced to earn his living as a fifth-rate mariachi and to live in a stinking barrio in an efficiency that doesn’t even have its own bathroom.  Thanks to Bruno’s treachery this is what his life has become.  Why does he stay here asks the squinty-eyed,  scrunch-nosed,  ass-cotted Bronzo?  Because of his girlfriend.  She’s his guardian angel.  
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Corazón Indomable Fri. June 7 Don Ramiro Se Murió

A wailing siren announces the arrival to the rural jail of a dangerous criminal shackled in the bed of a police pickup truck closely guarded by three heavily armed officers sporting Tevlar vests. It's... Maricruz?

Yes, she's been arrested on trumped up charges of the theft of a very valuable necklace. The police chief scolds her as she is helped to the ground, "You are a disgrace to your grandfather don Ramiro who has always been an honorable man."  He does not buy for a single moment her ridiculous story that it was a gift from doña Lucía who had compelled Maricruz to retrieve it from a mud puddle. (Well, when you put it that way, it does sound a bit far-fetched.) He orders the strapping young policemen (no pretty police women?) to escort her inside the fragile looking mint green police shed.

Meanwhile, it looks like Octavio has made a few bucks and is sending a money order along with a note for Miguel to get things started on Maricruz's little house he promised. He writes.

Maricruz is peering out through the back bars of her cell. (Hey, at least she got a room with a view.) In black and white (so we'll know this has already happened) Maricruz recalls the events leading up to her incarceration. That "I was screwed" look of realization creeps across her face as she slowly sinks to floor of her cell and cries out to no one in particular, "I didn't steal nothin'!"
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Weekend Discussion: The Cost of Novela Living

We often hear money being talked about and wonder what things really cost in Mexico for the characters we love, hate, and debate about.  Lo and behold, a website called Nubeo provides this information.  Another one called World Salaries gives average salaries in a number of countries, although it doesn't provide as full a list for Mexico as for the US.

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Friday, June 07, 2013

TELEMUNDO Y MAS -- Week of June 10, 2013

Have a great week!

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Amores Verdaderos #147 Thu 6/6/13 The Snails are Silenced, but Collars have Spoken


UltraBelle Photo Shoot:  While Nelson grips her hand, the doctor listens to Nabila’s slowing heart beats.  Finally, the doctor removes the stethoscope.  She's gone, he says.  I’ve done all that I could do except for performing chest compressions, maybe giving her CPR, perhaps giving her an allergy shot or checking her throat for obvious obstructions.  Other than that, I’ve done everything that I possibly could do. OK, maybe I could have called a doctor that cared, but other than that, I did most of what I could have done.  Nelson is stunned.  Well, at least she died looking fabulous in a Valentino gown. 

Greenhouse:  Anibal has brought Candy and Lilly to visit a greenhouse approximately the size of an airplane hangar.  Sour Candy looks very bitter.  She doesn’t mind if Lilly works there, but she doesn’t agree that she should accept such an extravagant gift.  Lilly agrees with her grandmother and tells Anibal that she can’t take it.  Arriaga wouldn’t understand, she says.   
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Qué Bonito Amor #39 (Mex 58-59.1) Thursday 6/6/13 Que Bonita Protectora es La Virgen

The cops recognize the mariachis from their previous trip to the bar.  They're celebrating the birthday of their lady cop, so Colosso dances with her as they sing Las Mañanitas.  JA seems grumpy and doesn't join in.  Fernando shoves him out the door while they're all distracted, then insists on reciting some poetry for the lady cop before they share her birthday cake.  He simultaneously keeps some of the other cops from looking in the direction of JA…who didn't take off as Fernando suggested.  He swipes JA's "Wanted" flyer from a cop's desk and uses his wiles to keep the party going.

They were apparently released, as Fernando and JA are back at Fernando's place.  JA is pouty, saying he's going to get busted eventually.  JA fills Fernando in on what Bruno told him.  Fernando thinks it's crappy of Bruno to have come all that way just to tell JA to his face what they'd done to him.

Elvira shows up at Colosso's for a booty call.  Oh, no, wait, she wants him to convince Maria to go back to work at the bar.  She doesn't want to have to keep pulling waitress duty.  "I wasn't born to serve!  I was born to be served!"  Hey, no prob, says Colosso, just get down on your knees and beg her forgiveness.  Oh, that's so no going to happen!  Colosso says she looks great in her waitress uniform…and asks her to bring him a tequila.  He gets slapped for it.
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Corazon Indomable #19 6-6-13 “Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend . . . Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within . . . Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes . . . They don’t tell the truth”



            We have flashbacks of the three last scenes of the previous night:  Areceli and Teobaldo outside his home; Octavio, Eduardo and two flight attendants flirting in the café; Luciafer (thanks, Cathyx) tempting Maricruz on the edge of the cactus field. 
            Anyone hoping for a Don Alejandro scene is doomed to disappointment—he’s a no show this episode. (Remember, he does need to get some rest.) Our action is mostly centered on MariCruz and her idol, Octavio.  She’s the victim of an elaborate scheme by Luciafer to eliminate the “basura” from their lives.  Octavio is the victim of his MC memories, assuming that she is protected by his kin while he’s the only one suffering. (He couldn’t be more wrong and he deserves to suffer.) 
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Thursday, June 06, 2013

PEAM #64, 06/06/13 – A Kiss is Just a Kiss, A Sigh is Just a Sigh? Really? I Don’t Think So!


Good evening, I am filling in for Tablet Jefa who is off on a secret mission (not really, I am just creating a little drama in my life of entertainment for two bored poodles and forest fire vigilance) so I am here to post a recap:



Elias tells Maricela that the rich bitch is indeed one of the richest of the country.  Maricela rightly is not impressed with the woman's rudeness and lack of class.

Pati continues her broken heart drama in front of Alma and Rogue but asks Rogue to walk her down to her car to protect her.  They fight in the hallway and after she slaps him he pulls his fist back to everyone's shock but his usual lack of control slips and he stops just in time. She can't believe he is going through with the wedding to her best friend when she knows he loves her.  We know it too.

Baby Valentina plays right into Vero's fantasy as she tells papa Jesús that the princess in the fable they are constructing together is named Veronica. Vero gives us a rare ear to ear smile behind the door.

Cardenas and Ricardo talk about the end of year party and how he should use the opportunity to negotiate for his positon.

Elias tells Maricela that his latest complication is that Valentina's therapist is fatally attracted, I mean hopelessly in love with him. Maricela understands how he is such a bon-bon and uses the moment to get into a passionate kiss with him but it is interrupted by our omnipresent Chatita.
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Corazon Indomable #18 From Rags to Maxi dresses


You’ll have to excuse me today, I am nursing the biggest hangover from the ‘Basura’ game yesterday. I stopped counting after 20. I’m not sure if I’m sober yet, and I have a pounding headache. Also, no cc’s this time, my recorder didn’t record. Stoopid recorder. So help me out in the comments for what I missed or got wrong. I’ll try to correct it later.

Lucia is showing MC a pile of jewelry. MC is rightfully suspicious, but Lucy promises not to snatch away that football from Charlie Brown. This time she means it. She feels bad that Octavio left her, and she wants to help. Really. She will send the jewelry to the kitchen where MC can get it. Lucia continues to talk to Ester about the plans to get rid of MC once and for all, get her to trust her before she pulls that football away for the final time, and oh no, here we go again. Another basura. Salud! I’m going to need some serious intervention when this TN is over. So Charlie Brown goes into the kitchen once again naívely believing Lucy will hold the ball until Charlie’s foot makes contact. MC gets the bags and starts to look through them. Santa is watching and worries enough for the two of them. Santa doesn’t trust Lucy. She’s seen Lucy snatch that ball away every single time Charlie tries to kick it. But Charlie is certain this time will be different. (I hope everyone gets the Charlie Brown/Lucy analogy, because this makes perfect sense to me in my major hangover head.)

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Amores Verdaderos #146 Wed 6/5/13 A Perfect Day for Love, A Perfect Day for Murder


In which:
  • Victoria and Arriaga exchange vows of love and then fret over how to tell the kids.
  • Lili keeps pestering Guzmán and rejecting Roy
  • Bea and Guillo are reunited
  • Aníbal pays Lili for her silence and in doing so, antagonizes Candelaria.
  • Nabila's life proves nasty, brutish and short

Idyll in Cuernavaca 
Nelson is gone and Victoria is uneasy about what he might do next.  Arriaga tells her they can think about the outside world tomorrow. This is their first night together.  They kiss.  Awww.

The Kitchen of the Balvanera Mansion
Liliana turns a deaf ear to Roy, insisting that she only has eyes for her Frankie.  Maybe she and Roy had something at one time but he ruined it with his lies.  For his part, Roy can't believe she's rejecting him for a guy who doesn't love her.  Doesn't she get it that Guzmán and Nikki are in love with each other? (That is, they are both 10's.) He, Roy the Boy, is the one is love with her!  (That is, he and Lili are both 6's, maybe 7's.)  


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Qué Bonito Amor #38 (Mex 56.2-57) Wednesday 6/5/13 Jailhouse Mariachi Rock


Colosso and Jorge continue jabbing at each other in the dressing room as they get ready for tonight’s performance.  Colosso laments things aren't the same without his “chiquita”.

Meanwhile Maria and the Merry Wenches serenade a double-decker tourist bus with “Cielito Lindo”.  Who knew the Merry Wenches were so talented?  A guitar, a trumpet, a tambourine, and an accordion – and yet it sounds like a full mariachi ensemble.  Wow, such talent is wasted at JNTR!

At JNTR Elvira and Lourdes wait on tables as Colosso and Jalisco sing the JNTR theme song – “Jalisco”  Que lindo es Jalisco, palabra de honor. 

Later at depa Mendoza, Paloma asks mamita for permission to work at Doña Magnolia's fonda.  She feels guilty that Maria is carrying the load for all of them.  The extra money would help to pay for Amalia's meds.

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PEAM #63-6/5/13: Super-Jesus, Avon Police (And Counselor in His Spare Time)



Recap By Pablo

SuperJesús, whose superpower is his masculine intuition and his kryptonite is minding his own business, saved Fernando's life. He somehow knew something was wrong, followed Fernando to the street, not to the parking area, and with his super-sight, after turning his head to the sky, saw him about to jump the 400 foot building (really). He then ran up the stairs (did not use the elevator), made it in time, saved him and then scolded him for being a coward!! How about that?  

Too bad his superpowers don't include being in more than one place at a time, and after that he went to talk to Julio about Xóchitl, otherwise, he could have saved Elías from Marta the therapist, whose hand and fingers ran all over Elías while she confessed her love for him. How did that happen? Well, through osmosis, or implanted memories, because all the love Verónica used to have for Elías, Marta was relating to and feeling the same for him. Of course, that happened BJ (before Jesús), when Elías was Verónica's everything, her life and her soulmate. How can someone avoid falling in love with a guy so great as Elías? The perfect father, husband, friend? The best thing about all this, now that Verónica has a different flavor of the month is that Elías could be 100% single pretty soon, and that is good news to Marta. My question is, and maybe the reason why Marta won't give therapy to Verónica anymore (she is afraid she could fall for Jesús with all this sweet talking about him lately), now that he has replaced Elías in Verónicas heart, house and mind, and picturing him as the ''new'' more perfect father, husband and friend. Would Marta also fall in love with him as she discovers all the qualities Verónica sees in him? Don't miss any deceiving previews, or you will miss the other half of the story, the one that exists only in the mind of whoever does the voice over in those previews... Don't say I didn't warn you...
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Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Amores Verdaderos #145 Tue 6/4/13 Everyone declares love for everyone else. Except Nelson.

Amores Verdaderos Cap 145, 6-4-13—Everyone declares love for everyone else. Except Nelson.

Love on the Lawn—Big Angel and Vicki finally do it! (But they don't do "it" on the lawn. They just have a picnic and smooch there.)

SUMMARY, not in order, may be condensed to preserve my sanity.

* We have a refrito of Vicki and Big Angel doing their mating dance, wandering all over the estate in various positions and smooching. Finally they make it to the bedroom and disrobing commences. We start a love scene which we don't see in detail.

Love is in the air!

* Betty is doing better in the hospital. Meanwhile, Mr. Mezclo. (Can't remember his name—the homeless guy) is wringing his hands in guilt because he didn't try to reunite Guillo with his family sooner. He prays for forgiveness. Behind him, Paula and Felipe are talking in the waiting room about how they hope to locate Guillo soon—oblivious that Guzmancito has already found him! We cut to Guzman chatting with Guillo in his hospital room.

Poor guy, feeling worried and guilty.

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Qué Bonito Amor #37 (Mex 55-56.1) Tuesday 6/4/13 Que Pasa? Bonito Amor in the Afternoon

And Other Stuff (E-Mails, Phone Calls, Betrayals, Threats, Entrapments, One Song and the All-Girl Band is Formed); Cap. 55, and 56, pt. 1 [maybe]

Todo lo que Paso Ayer, Pasó Ayer

These are the Highlights and the Lowlights. It’s up to Carayers to figure out which is which.  Taken from notes and memory.  Recapper will be back tomorrow to amplify and snark a bit [maybe], but definitely will make any necessary corrections for posterity.

Esto Pasó Hoy

Amalia’s Place
Jorge Alfredo is wrapping up his convo with Amalia when Isa staggers in from the bedroom.  She wants a story. Maria is out looking for work.  Why doesn’t he wait for Maria to return and meanwhile tell her more about the Moon Princess.  Nope, not until she does her math.  Poor little thing, numbers just seem to confuse her.  Looks like she’s not getting a story from JA.

Gloria’s Place
Paloma and Roddy are actually doing a good job studying and not horsing around.  Gloria has prepared them a special dish from their region—Tacos de Trompas (they are very yummy little pork filled tacos made from wheat flour—said to have been introduced by Lebanese immigrants and popular in Nuevo Leon and other parts of northern Mexico).  There is certainly puppy dog love in the air and Gloria is ok with it.  She likes Paloma a lot.  Paloma assures Roddy that he can “Cuentas conmigo.”  Gloria asks about her Quinceañera fiesta, but Paloma tells her she cancelled it.  It was her decision—she didn’t have a chambelan anyway.  Roddy looks a bit guilty.

Amalia’s Place
Maria arrives back home with ingredients for dinner. She’s happy to see JA, until she sees his face [with a tiny little redness on one cheek—how she could see that is beyond me]. What’s that, how did you get that?  JA sheepishly confesses that he an Coloso got into a little rumble-for-two. Exasperated, Maria wants to know for WHAT?  Hmmm, he made me mad because the coward won’t get an ADN test. And that was enough to provoke you? Hmmm, no. How many times have I told you, NO GOLPES. Gulp. No more fighting—what is it about men who want to settle their differences a golpes? What did I tell you the last time? Hmm, no more violencia a golpes. Forget me. Go away. He protests. It was legitimate. She looks in his puppy-dog eyes and relents a little. When you realize how opposed I am to fighting, THEN come looking for me.  Ooooh, is this it for our two-never-to-be-separated lovers?

Coloso’s Place
He's pacing around the place. The Mendozas are ganging up on him. JA with his Chiquita and Paloma with that kid who thinks he’s Coloso's.

Irasema’s Place
Susano and Ira are having a little afternoon delight.  It’s sweet. He’s so gentle with her. She lets him take the lead. They need some privacy, but we might take a peek a little later.

Amalia’s Place
JA and Maria are still “discussing” violence and manly pride. He unexpectedly kisses her. She forgives him.  Then Maria fills him in on her busy day—quitting the bar gig, quitting school, looking for work.  Whoa, back up, JA says, you quit your job at the bar, why?  It’s all Elvira’s fault.  Maria got tired of her abuse and bullying.  She spent the day looking for work. They have so many debts and family upkeep to consider.  JA feels responsible for her situation, for her, for her family.  He promises that someday she will lack for nothing.  That’s a nice sentiment but it’s not reality, Maria tells him, poor people have to live from day to day. They don’t have a some-day. Those are dreams. JA doesn’t want her to quit school.  She had to, she did, y punto.
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Tuesday, June 04, 2013

PEAM, Tuesday 6/4/13 (#62): I Withdraw the Question

Fernando has a LENGTHY flashback to last night, when he went up to the roof without any wet laundry. Amid a breathtaking view of the surrounding mountains, Chucho persuades Fernando to put on his big-boy pants and face his problems alive.

Now alone, Fernando tries to gripe about that meddlesome "Encanto," but realizes that Chucho saved his life. Fernando can't figure out why, especially after the nasty way he's always treated Chucho.

Chatita has prepared some lovely broth for Vero, conveniently forgetting that Vero had requested jasmine tea. (If I recall correctly, the broth was already on the stove last night and I don't think Chatita ever intended to serve anything else!) Vero asks where Alma went; Chatita says she's folding the laundry. She suggests that Vero get together with Alma so that they can compare notes on their own time instead of always asking her about each other!

Alma has to go back to the office. No soup for her! She pauses in tribute at Chatita's shrine to St. Thomas.

Vero says the soup looks great, but she starts picking things out of her bowl. Hasn't she any manners at all? I withdraw the question!
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Corazon indomable #17, Tuesday, 06/04/13 A broken hearted heroine, villains plotting ten schemes at a time and a hero that is in time out for the moment


Yesterday MariCruz got her crazy on by shooting Octavio in the leg. He was on a horse, moving, so she must be a very good shot, since she hit him exactly where she intended to. And Octavio somehow realized she was his aggressor (if that is not true love, than I don’t know what is) and decided to cover for her. But every time he does something decent, his tiny brain reminds him that he’s an idiot, so he goes and does something unpleasant, like making love to her under false pretense. And then leaving her to Miguel’s will. And then staying fully clothed even when injured (Note to MariCruz: next time shoot him in the shoulder, or better yet, in the ribs area, watching Cristian de la Fuente get “cured” from his shot in AB was truly…riveting).

So, we have a heroine who could make a great villain/ stalker and a hero that is to dumb to live (almost literally). Let’s see what happens next.

I rearranged some scenes, for better fluidity.

Today
Jose Antonio is at MC’s hut, telling her that Octavio has left the ranch. MC refuses to believe this, since she knows he’s injured and he promised her he’d stay. When she finally realizes that JA is telling the truth, she starts to cry and scream. She doesn’t understand what happened, she was just with him and they were ok, he was so nice to her. JA is losing his temper in front of her reluctance to believe him and he’s being kind of harsh cruel when he tells her that Octavio never loved her, he just had his fun and then left, like all rich guys do (bitter much, JA?). 
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Amores Verdaderos #144 Mon 6/3/13 FINALLY a bit of relief for Frankie!!, the 3 amores of Vicky have their due... Carlos: his moment to man up to Anyballs; Angel, his moment in paradise; Nil-Brains, his cuernos


Recap of Vicky confronting Carlos by the SUV, she admits her mistake of the past in chosing husband, but that he has a double identity and that she kissed Carlos, not this stranger in front of her. He increases the pressure. 'Your bodyguard said he loves you. Do you love him??' She won't answer.

At Nikki's room, Nil-Brains comes on, wants to talk. She doesn't. How could you marry that... 'Low-bookie'... She won't hear any explanations. She yells he is a married man. He won't admit his mistakes, would rather blame her mother. She stopped 'fulfilling her marital duty, I am young, had to look elsewhere'. Nikki won't bulge, 'you let her become my friend!, and you let her be in this house and mock my mother and me!'. He claims he could not stop it. She won't hear it. 'You had every chance of confessing, but you would not dare lose her!' Nil-Brains changes strategy, begs Nikki not to hurt KenDrat, 'she is pregnant with your sister, whether you like it or not'... Nikki leaves in a huff.

Back to teenagers in their late 40s in the parking lot, he wants an answer, she won't admit loving Arriaga, swears she won't be with Arriaga EVER!... He asks 'what about me?' Not sure. I am confused. I see more resentment in you than love. Have to go away alone to think about it all.
At hospital, Bea wakes up. Realizes she lost her new baby and is very sad. Dances is there to console her. She is really sad, she already was loving this new baby, now don't have any of my children... yada yada... Dances wants to talk about their future, family. Bea won't even listen about anything but finding her son. Dances tells her they have leads, that Guillo was headed for Mexico.
Meanwhile at Mezcalitos, Guillo is really ill, very high fever. Mez gets real scared.
Mez worries that there is no money for clinic or meds. Mez prays to virgin to save his new grandkid.

At B house, JM and Polita are caring for Balzac. JM is taking real good care of him along with Stefano. They ask for Odiosa. JM tells her and Lilli that Stefano will send her to complete her recovery at Switzerland clinic. Polita tells them that Bea's ex husb died and Bea is in hospital and Guillo is not found yet. They all will pray for Guillo to be found soon. JM ready to get back to work once Odiosa leaves.

Vicky tells Adri about Carlos and Jean C being same guy. Vicky asks Adri if there is anything between them. Adri says no, and if he had not turned out to be Carlos... he must love you very much to fake being simple employee at grocery wholesaler just to find out where he stands with 'the love of his life'.
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Corazón Indomable #16, 6/3/2013: One Final Lie, One Final Shag, and our Galan Scurries Away without a Goodbye


Recap by LatinaInMD 

Sharpshooter MC shoots Octavio, who manages to stay on his horse and make it home.  He approaches Maria barely hanging on, tells her he got shot in the leg with pellets and asks her to go get his brother; Maria dutifully obeys and quickly returns with Miguel.  As they both help him walk, Octavio tells Maria no one must find out about this.

MC is back at the shack hiding the shotgun and telling herself Octavio is now hurt and can no longer leave.  Meanwhile, Maria clean up Octavio's wounds and he instructs her to get rid of everything.  Miguel thinks there is a murderer on the ranch but Octavio insists it's not important and to not tell the police, as that would surely delay his departure; for the same reason he refuses to see a doctor.

MC thought bubbles about what she did to Octavio and wonders why she didn't run to help him.  (Perhaps because you have a screw loose, my dear.)  Gramps shows up and MC asks him if he has heard any "news".
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Monday, June 03, 2013

Qué Bonito Amor #36 (Mex 53.2-54) Monday 6/3/13


Capitulo 53, Part 2: Mothers On the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

Mendoza Apartment: Almira notices Maria is wearing a man's shirt and demands to know where she was all night. She jumps to the conclusion that Maria was boinking Jorge Alfredo, but Maria tells her what happened. She starts to freak, but Maria manages that well. Almira still goes on about how Jorge Alfredo will hurt Maria [who must be as tired of hearing that as we are]. Maria finally tells her she resigned from the bar; Almira es impactada.

Dawn over the rolling waves [so are we now heading to El Lay?]

Reyes Apartment [not yet, I guess]: It looks like Rodrigo got a haircut since the night before (and it does not flatter him). Gloria hugs him and tries to reassure him as Jorge Alfredo watches. She seems to know all that happened the night before. Rodrigo exits the room. Gloria thanks Jorge Alfredo, telling him she was worried about Oscar's reaction to the news.
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PEAM #61 06/03/13 - The Dark Days After Christmas Aren't All About Discount Sales


Rogue is being solicitous of Susana, did her husband die while I was away? Probably not, he wants to know if either Alma or Fernando are in. Susana tells him that Fernie is in a foul mood. Rogue shrugs and says what else is new? But Rogue heads towards Fernando's office and here comes Panfilo. He pretends to shake hands and be a stranger to Maricela who is very reluctantly polite, Xochi thinks he is so friendly.  Fernando isn't being the least bit friendly to Rogie, Fernando claims he ruined his life, Descua left him forever, Rogue claims to have done it for his own good.  Descua was rendering him mindless without liberty and he only wants him to be free.  Fernando says he is ruined, but Rogue counters with sincere confusion of how he could be ruined over feelings for a mere "woman??" Fernando bemoans the light of his life has gone forever, maybe he has a brain cell left as he explains that he had something of his own for once and now he has nothing including he doesn't have the will to live any longer.

Paty has nothing either but continues to pretend that perhaps Chucho is bringing more than hot coffee to her.  He asks her if she knows why Alma is so bitter (enpeñada). For stubbornness (terka) Paty responds. Alma always wants to follow her plans exactly even when they don't make her happy.  Paty wants to rub her uhhhh, ego against him a bit more but he excuses himself and seems to have learned to turn around and step away while he is delivering his good byes. Paty, licks her lovely lips at this interest of Chucho's in Alma's state of mind.

Fernando let's Rogie know that since Rog ruined his chance at happiness he has a mind to tell Alma all about Patycake and Jessica, the whips, the affairs, the film.  We see Rogue's eyes grow wide in fear but Fernie assures Rogie he isn't going to sink to this filth (porquería)  and bids him a final Adios!!
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Sunday, June 02, 2013

Amores Verdaderos EXTRA – El Clamor Publico No. 1 – 6/2/13


El Clamor Publico©
This special edition of El Clamor Publico© includes 2.1 issues of People on the Patio, a special uni-color META*MARTadvertising insert and the Collected Wisdom of Diana (ep. 1-50). Ed. Note: Many portions of the contents have appeared in other publications.
WEEKEND EDITION HOT HEADLINES

Billionaire Baffled over Baby Switch, Says Bad Doc to Blame

Popular Socialite Vikki Balvanera Fakes Out Servidumbre, then Welcomes Cute Pup to Mansion

Odette Longoria to gay son: You're Dead to Me!

Patio Community to Odette: You're Dead to Us!

Tenista Roy Pavía Props up Floundering Career with Heiress Bride's Cash

Toy Boy Denies Steamy Locker Room Rumors, Claims Coach "Just a Good Friend"

"Model" Kendra Ferretti Reveals Affair with Husband of Popular Socialite Victoria Balvanera

"I'm Expecting Nelson Brizz's Baby!" Alleges la Ferretti to the Pool and Patio Folks

Scrappy Gardener Calls Dibs on Body of Bodyguard, Says Pride is for Suckers

The Mexican Park Police Save Hostage During Deadly Shoot-Out. Some Eyewitnesses Say They Never Saw or Heard a Thing.
 
Ambulance Takes Injured Victim to Hospital; Coroner Takes Dead Hostage-Taker to Morgue.

Socialite Vikki Balvanera and Sister are Faked out by a Creepy Multi-Personality Mid-Level Manager LactoNerd, who Fancies Himself a Big Time Movie Producer and Director
 
Amber Alert:  (No, not the NYC Amber) --  Small, whiny boy in plaid shirt and straw hat, missing from rural farmette where he was living with his grandmother and father.  Grandmother says she just took her eye off of him for a second.  Detectives have determined this woman and her son were involved in a parental kidnapping and are questioning her. The son was involved in a recent shoot-out in a popular Mexico City park after trying to hold his ex-wife hostage.  He is now deceased.  Three participating thugs were taken into custody.  Anyone knowing the whereabouts of this child is asked to call the police Eddie Jimenez at El Clamor Publico, City Desk.  He will pass the information on to the correct authorities. Reward (and an Exclusive Interview) is being offered.

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Saturday, June 01, 2013

Amores Verdaderos #143 Fri 5/31/13 Yawn Carlos is Finally Exposed; FF Makes His Demands Known; It's A Crazy Day In BalvaneraLandia!






This recap will not be in order. I am starting with Betty first.


Betty's Dilema Continues:
Betty's family has arrived at the hospital, that would be Felipe and the Pau and Guzmancito. Salsero is with Betty. We'll get to Salsero and Betty in tic. Pau wants to know about the bebe that Betty is carrying, will the bebe make it? The Doc thinks there is a good chance she'll lose the bebe. Salsero is in with Betty and Betty wants to know about the low one, did the cops get him? Salsero tells her he's dead, the cops shot him during the shoot out, he'll never hurt her again. She looks relieved but wants to know where Guillo is, he must be with his Abue. Salsero tells her that the low one took him to the country and that Abue doesn't have him, he ran away. The cops are looking for him now. Betty is really upset cause they looked for poor Guillo for four months already and never found him. Now he is all alone and noone to care for him. Salsero wants her to be calm. Meantime, out in the waiting area, Felipe and Pau want to know if Betty knows about the low one being dead and that Guillo is missing. Guzmancito is sure that Salsero told her. They hope Betty takes this well cause if not she could lose, and Felipe cuts Pau off and they are going to the chapel to pray.

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Qué Bonito Amor #35 (Mex 52-53.1) Friday 5/31/13 Fatherhood: The Good, The Bad and The Fugally Ugly or There Are Fathers and Then There Are Fathers

Cap 51 partial -52 -53 partial


While Irasema and Susanito are enjoying a passionate lip-lock at the end of the song (a difficult tempo and melody which Sr. Biaggio has nailed superlatively well) Fernando de los mil amores is hiding inside Roxana’s bedroom closet desperately trying to control his sphincter.  Regino and his two gorillas race in, look out the window, and decide nothing more to do and--we assume--they leave the way they came.  This apparently has given Fer a pass to jump out the window himself cuz we see him a couple minutes later walking merrily down the street and taking a cell call from another of his lovers.

Meanwhile, Lt. Curtis and BFF Gala are still spying on Com. Derecho and his dinner companion whom she still assumes to be his latest snatch from across the room.  Well, we all know how “assume” breaks down:  it makes an ass of u and an ass of Lt. Curtis, who races over to the comandante’s table and before he can introduce his daughter to her, starts hassling him over him being there with his lover.  Date Carolina gets all smoochie-face and cuddly with him and smiles mischievously over at Curtis.  “—Who wouldn’t want to be this attractive man’s lover?”  Wink, smile.  Derecho looks at Curtis.  “—Hello,  darling little one.”  Curtis fights back her tears.  (Huh?  Is this poor direction or was something lost in translation?  Who’d he call Darling?  Curtis or Caroline?  Truly I do not want to review this FF worthy relationship/conversation again.)

At JNTR Bar, sly bastardo de Rubin eavesdrops on Rigoberto and JAntos discuss how he’s grown as a human being, jumping from trucker, to mechanic, to one fine mariachi singer, and then to someone who has learned to love.  JAntos allows it’s all due to his guardian angel, Maria.  All the more reason to fess up to her, advises Rigoberto.  He’d like to tell her the whole truth, but he’s afraid of losing her.  That’s Ruben’s cue to jump in and admit he’s got his nose out of joint sticking it where it doesn’t belong.  “—Ahah! I knew you were hiding something and can’t be trusted!  What is it you’re hiding?!?!?”   JAntos suffers a nano-moment of indecision before going into defensive attack mode. 

Curtis loses it and starts attacking Carolina.  “—Don’t you provoke me, little girl!”  Com. Derecho tries to explain but can’t get a word in edgewise.  “You’re a common slut and this man deserves the best of the best!”  He tells Curtis to behave but Caro says let her continue.  Lt. Curtis is confounded.  “--Say what?”  “--He’s  my papi perfecto!”  Curtis looks for the nearest crack in the floor to curl up into. 

Back at the JNTR, we enjoy a Mutt’nJeff moment as Rigoberto gets up to face off with Ruben over sticking his out-of-joint nose into places it has not been invited. 

[much more to come]
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Corazón Indomable #15, 5/31/13: Maricruz Does NOT Listen to the Advice of Her Theme Song


RECAP BY CECE

The Short
Tav has not yet recovered his bout of galanitis.
Lucia still hates MC.
The Voice is still determined to find his daughter
MC is putting up a front but deep down inside she still loves HER Octavio.  She will do ANYTHING to keep him from leaving.

And the Looongg

MC is showing off her new riding skills in front of Tav and hottie Eduardo. Tav is worried about MC hurting herself so he chases after her. Tav introduces the two and Eduardo comments on MC beauty and excellent riding skills. MC is all like “yea I know” (love this newfound confidence and attitude). Tav wants to know why MC took the horse when he would have given it to her if she just asked. Topic moves to Tav who gets shut down once more when MC firmly states that he is no longer important to her. Eduardo says of course this conceited -----and MC cuts him saying she’s the only one who can diss her man (Lol!).  After expressing how much she does not care about Tav and how he can leave tomorrow for all she cares, she sassily exits back to her hut. Eduardo tells Tav that obviously MC does not care about him and he should move on. Tav just stares in confusion at MC’s new attitude, he believes she is pretending (because obviously women do not just get over him that quickly…. Maybe Eduardo was right).
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PEAM #60-5/31/13- It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year, For Some That Is!



 






Marta Doesn't Want Vero as a Patient, Merry Christmas:
Marta informs Vero that she can't have her as a patient anymore. She needs to find another therapist and Marta gives her a recommendation for a new one. She will however still see Valentina.


The Very Sad Goodbye:
We start this epi with Discua and Ferny as Ferny is begging Discua not to leave him, please, with a cherry on top, please, but Discua is so done with him. The police officer is holding him back as Discua winks at him and walks off. Poor Ferny is devestated!

The rest of this recap will not be in order. I am going to start with the Elias, Valentina, Chucho and Vero not so Merry Christmas.
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