PEAM # 24- Goodbye Avon, On to Bigger and Better Things and An Escape from the Bubble!

At Avon-

Xochy and Alma are chatting about Jesus and how she asked him if he was in love with Alma and he said that it was professional.

Valentina lets her mommy have it- she is always reprimanding her Papa Elias and she will never see Papa Jesus, it’s her mom’s fault.

Xochy lets Chucho know that she is in love with him.  She has loved him since the first time she laid eyes on him.

Rogue is discussing the food and wine list for the wedding reception.  Alma could care less.

Chucho is impactado, he had no idea and he tries to let Xochy down easy.  She knows by his facial expression that she is not his type.  Sorry, forget about it.  They will TRY to get to know each other better but only as friends.   Xochy doesn’t hear the word try (intentar).

At Valentina’s House-

Valentina says goodbye to her Barbie dolls and the giant teddy bear. A distraught Valentina leaves her room.

At Avon-

Xochy is ecstatic, she used Alma’s words and she told him that she was in love with him and Alma of course takes the scene that she saw the wrong way.  Xochy will ask Alma to be her maid of honor if things go as she thinks that they will.  The other secretaries are happy for Xochy while a saddened Alma looks on; they are acting like Xochy got engaged.

At Valentina’s-

Valentina calls Elias on Mommy’s green neon phone.  He answers roughly thinking that it was Veronica.  Val lets him know that she knows what’s going on?  When is he coming home??  He is not sure.  She can’t see her Papa Jesus either, and Papa Elias tells her to be patient while he straightens things out.  He asks her to promise to wait, but she hangs up.

At Avon-

Jesus bids Alma goodbye and thanks her for patience and her support.  She thanks Chucho for his all of his help at work.  He wishes her well in her marriage and will pass by when he can.  They are friends and they share a lovingly long hug.  Pati walks in and notes the affection between them.  Alma tells Pati of Chucho’s new job at Orion and Pati snatches him up and gives him a hug.

Susana lets Chucho know that Rogue is looking for him.

Pati says that Chucho is one-dime piece!! (On a scale of 1-10, he is 100)

Jessica (who never works) is thrilled that Chucho is finally leaving and wants to bid him farewell. She tells Xochy that Chucho is not for her- free advice.  What a beeeaaaachh!

Chucho thanks Rogue for all that he has done for him.  Sarcastically Rogue bids him goodbye.  If he only knew what was waiting for him.

At Valentina’s-

Veronica shrieks to Minerva that Valentina is not in her room.  Vero realizes that Valentina has left.

At Avon-

Fern the male octopus and Jessica are working on each other in his office. He wants her to come over to his house tonight.  She is driving him crazy when she calls him Licenciada.  (Eye rolling time) Before any nookie, she has asked him to call Xochy to his office and give her something to do.

He asked Xochy for some information and its quitting time for her but she has to work late.    Jessica is turned on by his forcefulness. (More eye rolling time)

At Valentina’s-

Since Vero has no one else at home to yell at she starts yelling at Minerva. She demands that Minerva get her purse, because she can’t do anything but order people around and she wants the truth- did she tell Valentina??  Minerva admits that she did. She gets it together and they both go out to look for Valentina.  Vero is such a hypocrite- she always wants the truth- when is going to come clean about her feelings for Jesus??

At Avon-

Chucho bids Fern goodbye.  Fern feigns being busy and Chucho tells him that he doesn’t do anything but play solitaire and surf the net, going to prohibited sites.

Pati notes that something is amiss with Alma.  Today is Chucho’s last day and she is a little sentimental.

Fern keeps throwing the “g” word around and Chucho snatches him up and rips him a new one.  He doesn’t slap Fern into next week out of respect for the company.  He warns Fern to watch himself because in life there is poetic justice and karma is bitch!

Pati is wasting Alma’s time (does she do anything else but shop, screw, work out and sleep??) in trying to find out Alma’s real feelings for the secretary.

Chucho sadly leaves the building while Joe Bananas and Jimmy Nostrils

aka Silverio and Malvino are watching him.

Alma is not sure what she feels, admiration, affection or what???  Alma is talking about on a professional level and asks Pati to grow up.  Pati is all over him at the gym.  Pati is single and can feel what she wants but Alma is taken.

Alma tries to convince herself that she loves Rogue. (I am ready to fast forward this scene)

Pati tells Alma that she can’t fool herself.

She loves her friend.  (With a friend like Pati, who is sleeping with her man, why would she need enemies?

A pensive Chucho hears voices calling him, while Silverio and Malvino are flowing him.

Outside of the Avon Office-

The four Stupids (which now include Jessica) invite Chucho to a farewell dinner.  They don’t want him to leave on a bitter note.  Chucho doesn’t hold any grudges.  Malvino and Silverio are as confused ever and decide to follow. It’s going to be an unforgettable dinner.

At Avon-

As usual Pati is the female octopus counterpart, who is all over Rogue in his office.  Rogue wants to know exactly what Alma said and thinks about Jesus.  Pati tells him about the passionate good-bye hug that Alma and Jesus shared. 

At Valentina’s-

A frantic Vero is still screaming and is desperate to find Valentina.  She and her green neon phone try to call Elias and she has to leave a message.   It’s his fault that Valentina left, and she thanks him, sarcastically .  She tries Jesus’ phone and it goes straight to voice mail.  Val has 2 dads and neither one answers their phone.  Minerva suggests that she call the police.  Vero (with half a brain) calls the police.

At a restaurant-

Elias (like a kid in the candy store) orders a real dinner with nothing bland.  He look orgasmic as he is eating and eating and eating whatever he feels like.  The most greasy dishes that they had lamb, tortillas, with hot sauce guacamoles, pork, beef, chicken, skins, tacos, the sweetest dessert-chocolate cake, tequila and 2 beers, etc.  (All of the Vero forbidden foods) The waiter and Viewerville look on in amazement.

In the park-

Valentina is at the park and gets frightened by a barking dog, named Diablo.  She starts to cry.

At the restaurant_

The four Stupids arrive at the restaurant and Jesus feels uncomfortable at such an expensive restaurant.  The Stupids are insulted at first but then sit to eat.

Fern calls Jessica and she informs him that she is taking Jesus out to dinner at an expensive restaurant.  She will see him later at his place.

At Avon-

Pati is still at the office; while Rogue wants to tear Jesus from limb to limb Pati is all over Rogue.  Fern interrupts.  Fern congratulates his brother on his good taste.  Fern gives his brother the update on Jesus, who is still alive is having dinner at the

At Marsela’s Shack-

Marsela arrives home to her dad, still in pain) and a home cooked dinner.  Marsela wanted a salad is not hungry and goes to bed.  Her dad repaired the roof and he  finds her expensive purse and wonders how did she get it.

At the restaurant-

The four Stupids toast Jesus and realize that he is not so bad.  Jesus goes to the bathroom; he thanks them and tells them that they are not bad people.  The Stupids leave without paying.  What a$$holes!!  Jesus returns and receives the bill.  I’m disgusted and he is impactada.

Coming attractions:  Valentina is at Avon talking to Alma, Alma takes Valentina to Jesus’ house and Malvino and Silverio hit Jesus.