Caray, Caray!

Pasta is yelling at Yolanda. Why didn't anyone tell him before that Peyote is his daughter? Why did they allow him to spew all his venom at her? The whole situation with Caramel could have been avoided.

Caramel sadly tells Emili-Oh that she has dumped Puncho for good. Emili-Oh can barely contain his enthusiasm.

Pasta can't believe Octopus could be so evil as to not tell him about Peyote. Pasta then wants to know why Yolanda never spilled the beans. "You know my sister. She made me keep silent. I know what she's capable of!" Pasta than begs for Peyote's forgiveness for all the evil things he's said to her in the past. "Mi Hija! Please don't die!"

Puncho is spread out on his cot in the jail cell. He still has tears in his eyes as he remembers all the rotten things he's done to Caramel and Peyote. The lies he told Caramel when he was in Florida with Peyote, as well as lying to Peyote when he said he had to work but was in reality marrying Caramel.

Isabel and Debora are still plotting against Dimwit. Debora want to live with Isabel since they are going to be working together. Currently she's staying in a horrible hotel. She will even pay Isabel for a room. Isabel wants to know where Debora is going to get the money. Debora says she used to be a career thief. Getting money won't be a problem.

Puncho is still lamenting his past; his wedding day to Caramel and how he hit Peyote when Peyote confronted him about his marriage to Caramel.

Marfil comes running into Merciless Medical. Luscious says Peyote is with her dad. Pasta. Marfil is impactada!

Pasta is still begging for forgiveness in front of the comatose Peyote. He apologizes for every evil thing he's done and said to/about her. "Wait until Caramel finds out." Etc.

Diablo is squawking to himself about how he is now united with Doc Evil and how Dimwit is going to pay for dumping him.

Dimwit is trying to talk Maxi-Moron out of his escape plan. No, he's not crazy, but he's not well either. Maxi-Moron wants to know all about Dimwit.

Camila is worried Max is going to get his memory back if he doesn't get another dose of the mystery drug. "Don't worry," says Doc Evil, "Max will never get out. Even if I have to burn that asylum to the ground with all the crazies inside!"

Octopus walks into Peyote's hospital room. Pasta wants to know how she could keep such a huge secret from him. Orchestra of Doom. Commercial.

Lunkhead tells the Big Doormat she did the right thing in telling Pasta the truth about Peyote. Marfil still can't believe it. Suddenly Marfil's phone rings and she runs around the corner to answer it. It's Diablo and he says he's alone. He wants to see her and take off her clothes. EEEWWWW!!!! She can't leave right now because Peyote is in the hospital and might die. Diablo says Peyote was pretty useless and it doesn't matter if she dies or not. He really wants to see Marfil right now. "Make it happen."

Maxi-Moron is hitting on Dimwit big time. When he escapes, he wants to see her again. Dimwit doesn't want him to escape. She has her hand leaning on a tree and he puts his hand over hers. Are we supposed to be sighing in ecstasy that he is falling in love with Dimwit all over again without knowing it? Frankly, who cares?! I'd rather Luscious and Gaby get together. Now THEIR relationship makes me sigh!

Granny DS is coming to talk to Gaby. Where is Dimwit? Gaby tells her Dimwit moved away because she had a fight with Fidiota. Granny DS says children shouldn't fight with their parents. Granny DS says she's so sad, she's going to cry and they'll have to change the carpet because it will be so wet. She then asks why Gaby seems so sad. Little Doormat changes the subject by offering to go to Granny DS's room and play dolls with her.

Pasta and Octopus are still fighting about Peyote. "How could you let me hate her more and more each day?" The fight is broken up by a weak "Mama!" out of Peyote. Peyote wants "that man" to get out of her room.

Emili-Oh walks into Caramel's office. Lunkhead is outside and wants to talk to her. Caramel says "No way! He wants me to help him see Gaby and I don't want to get involved." Emili-Oh says that not why Larry has come. Caramel is now worried and tells Emili-Oh to send Luscious in. Luscious stands there and looks at her with those big eyes of his. He starts digging deep within himself to get his eyes to water. "Your father and I just found out a secret. Peyote…….is……….your sister! Caramel is impactada!

Dulce and Dimwit are discussing Maxi-Mundane. "He's in your heart, isn't he?" Dimwit says it can never be. Maxi-Torpid is married and I'm married to a heartless man who will never let me go. Dulce tells Dimwit she has a right to be loved, and if that love happens to be her patient, she needs to do everything in her power to help him. Besides, Maxi-Amnesia is getting better and more lucid each day!

Caramel still doesn't believe Peyote is her sister. Finally Limpid Larry convinces her by repeating the same sordid story we've been hearing for awhile. Caramel is speechless. Finally she asks Limpid to take her to the hospital to be with her father.

Dimwit is in Maxi-Morose's room at the manicomio. We get to see a flashback of the first time she saw Max. She was being taken to jail. It was love at first sight. She then saw him the next day. Back in the here and now, Dimwit is hugging Max's pillow. Their sappy love song plays in the background as Dimwit laments that they were born into different worlds. Commercial.

Princess Fi walks into Pasta's Palace and notices the broken door knob. At first she suspects a robbery and runs to the back of the apartment to investigate. Once she realizes there are no dead bodies or sexy criminals, she helps herself to a stiff drink and starts plotting on ways to break up Maxi-Mundane and Dimwit. She's going to bring Diablo to the asylum! Suspenseful music plays.

Emili-Oh, the dutiful lackey, comes in and tells Fidiota (still clutching her drink) that Pasta just found out that Peyote is his daughter. Fidiota is muy impactada!

Peyote is again asking why "that man" is in her room. She then asks if he's crying for her. Pasta replies "yes." Peyote wants to know why. Pasta then chokes out, " I …am…your…real" Yolanda and Rene walk in and make Octopus and Pasta leave. They tell Peyote she needs to rest. So now everyone in the world knows about Peyote's father except Peyote.

Pasta starts yelling at Octopus in the waiting area; "If Peyote dies without knowing I'm her father, I'll never forgive you for the rest of my life!"

Fidiota has figured out the whole sordid story without Emili-Oh even needing to explain. After Emili-Oh is gone, Fidiota tells herself Pasta will never forgive Octopus, and will soon be a free man. Too bad she's engaged to Roddy now. Another slug from the ever-present drink. The Orchestra of Tragedy plays.

Crazy Pedro comes shuffling into the room with a glass of juice and a smirk. He looks like the proverbial cat that ate the canary. Sure enough Nurse Wretched comes blustering in. "You took my juice!!! Now you're going to get a bath in ice water!!" She comes after Poor Pedro, but Mighty-Max comes to his rescue. He yells at Nurse Wretched to leave his friend alone. "I'm crazy and I will kill you if you so much as touch Pedro!" Nurse Wretched runs out to tattle to the director.

Diablo and Marfil are having themselves a little afternoon delight when apparently Diablo calls Marfil "Diana." Marfil is not happy. He is trying to make excuses when the phone rings. It's Princess Fi. She has some news for him. Diablo makes some generic small talk and tells her to let him know what she finds out. Meanwhile Marfil is wrapped up in a sheet wanting to know "What the heck? Who's that?" Diablo says it's a piano student and starts getting all frisky again. Gross!

Pedro is in tears he is so grateful to Max. Mighty-Max is the grandson he never had. Poor Pedro, if that's the best he can do for a grandson, I feel doubly bad for him. Of course Maxi-Mundane turns everything around to be about Dimwit. Boring. Finally they head out to the patio.

Caramel comes rushing into her father's arms. "Is it true?" "Yes." replies Pasta shooting evil death-ray glares in Octopus' direction. "Peyote is your sister."

Fidiota is telling Roddy about Pasta. Roddy asks, "Can't we talk about something else besides Pasta's problems?" "Of course," says Fidiota. "How about if I pour you a drink." They then discuss her drinking. He wants to go with her to AA. She says she doesn't have a problem, she can stop whenever she wants. She drinks "por nada." "Don't worry about me, I'm fine! Salud!" says our sodden siren.

Caramelo is still hugging Pasta and telling him everything is going to be fine. Caramel then turns her wrath on Octopus. "How could you do this to my daddy? You are detestable!" She throws out some other insults when Yolanda comes running in. "Peyote is dying!" The whole happy circus goes charging into Peyote's room. Not one of these clowns thinks to call the doctor. They all crowd around her bed and Pasta begs her not to die. Peyote sounds like she's having an asthma attack. She's probably allergic to all the make-up they have plastered on her face.

Dulce and Dimwit are talking about…what else...Max! Dulce refers to Dimwit as Azucena. "Oops, only Maxi-Morose can call you that! My bad!" Suddenly Nurse Wretched breaks up the happy party, while the stereotypical "crazy person" is sitting reading a book at Dimwit's side. Nurse Wretched tells Dulce to make like a banana and split (it's getting late, fan(s), and I'm getting tired.) Nurse Wretched will not be happy until Dimwit is fired and Maxi-Torpid is in a straight jacket.

Everyone is still crowded around a gasping Peyote. Finally Caramel, ever the voice of logic, tells Lunkhead to go get a doctor. Pasta keeps telling her she can't die. She can't die without forgiving him. He's her father. Her true father! I half expect Peyote to stop gasping, but actually her gasps get higher and squeakier. We then spend the next five minutes listening to her gasp and wheeze, until…

Credits roll!

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