Caray, Caray!

Mucks continues to string along Marshmallow.

Yolanda says if Octopus kills Iggy, she's going to turn Octopus into the police.

Fidiota is lying in bed whining that ChewKey was stronger. ChewKey has managed to destroy her marriage. Roddy doesn't believe Fidiota, but believes everything ChewKey tells him. Fidiota wants to start drinking again. Little Doormat and Granny M tell her not to. They tell Fidiota to be strong!

ChewKey is at Perfumes 'R Us when Lunkhead shows up. She's excited he's come to visit her. Lunkhead has come to ask if it's true she's trying to break up Fidiota and Roddy and is carrying on with Kick Me. ChewKey denies it and accuses Lunkhead of listening to Gaby. Lunkhead is definitely giving her a chilly reception. She starts making excuses when the elevator opens up and Roddy says, "We need to talk!"

Octopus and Yolanda are fighting about Octopus' plans to kill Iggy. They are even coming to blows. Yolanda starts to run off to call the police when Octopus pushes her. Yolanda falls and hits her head on the corner of the fireplace. Octopus tries to revive Yolanda without success, so she drags Yolanda across the floor as an alternative. Orchestra of Doom.

Dimwit rushes to Fidiota's bedside to beg her not to start drinking again. Fidiota says Roddy won't listen to any explanations; Roddy believes everything is Fidiota's fault and that Fidiota cheated on him. As a means of being proactive, she's going to divorce Roddy. ***That means she can get back together with Pasta soon and the show can then end!***

Roddy tells ChewKey the marriage with Fidiota is over. ChewKey feigns sadness over this news; meanwhile facing the camera, she gives us an evil grin.

More of Fidiota bemoaning the fate of her marriage. Now Little Doormat is begging her to fight for Roddy.

Lunkhead gets a call; they want him to star in a movie and want him to leave for Hollywood tomorrow. Lunkhead is luminescent!

Roddy is telling ChewKey they need to move out of the mansion. ChewKey wants to know if she can help by talking to Fidiota. Roddy says, "No." Now ChewKey is rambling about how she and Daddy can rent a really cool apartment; just the two of them! Hugs all around.

Octopus has apparently dragged Yolanda to a bare mattress in either a storage room or a basement. Now Octopus is tying Yolanda's feet together with rope.

Lunkhead interrupts the Hallmark moment between ChewKey and Roddy to announce he's off to Hollywood tomorrow. It's with a very famous director and is a golden opportunity. He'll call her when he gets there. Now ChewKey is crying real tears. Roddy tells her that's the life with an actor. She needs to be supportive.

Yolanda has now come to and is yelling at Octopus, "Why are you doing this to me?" Octopus promises no one will know she's down there. In fact, Yolanda is never going to see the light of day again. Yolanda is impactada! She must be in the basement. Octopus, in one of her cheesy Charlie's Angel's get-ups, is now gagging Yolanda. Yolanda looks like she's been wrapped up in a rope cocoon by a spider.

Dimwit announces to Granny M, Gaby, and Nancy she's moving home tomorrow with Mini-Mucks.

Octopus uses her feminine wiles to talk Iggy into "taking Yolanda out of circulation" by keeping her drugged. Iggy doesn't think this is such a good idea, but after being plied with kisses and promises, Iggy caves and agrees to do it.

Sylvie and Emili-Oh are discussing the evil ChewKey when Dimwit walks in, flinging her head/hair. She tells them Fidiota has fallen off the wagon because Roddy doesn't believe her. Because of this, Dimwit has decided to move home so she can keep better tabs on Fidiota and keep her from drinking.

Iggy injects a struggling Yolanda with some sort of sedative to keep her sleeping. Did he stockpile all these medicines when he lost his medical license? He asks Octopus why Yolanda needs to be drugged. Octopus tells him she hates questions. Iggy wonders to himself what Yolanda knows.

More good-byes among Emili-Oh, Dimwit, and Sylvie. Group hugs!

Lunkhead and Octopus are having dinner. Lunkhead wants to know why Yolanda isn't joining them. Octopus explains Yolanda left suddenly on a trip. Lunkhead thinks it's odd that Yolanda would leave without talking to Lunkhead and Mucks. Octopus says Yolanda isn't happy about Octopus' upcoming nuptials and wasn't planning on going to the wedding. Lunkhead says, "Guess what? I'm not going either. I've been called by a famous director to star in a movie. . ."

As she's getting ready for bed, Dimwit laments she, Gaby, and Fidiota are all unlucky in love.

Lunkhead is saying his good-byes to ChewKey and they are swapping spit. In walks Gaby and Emili-Oh; Gaby is impactada!

Lala is apologizing to Fidiota for Puncho being a blackmailer. Fidiota says she didn’t want to trouble Lala, and besides, Roddy chose to believe ChewKey over his own wife! She can never go back to Roddy.

Mucks points out to Pedro tomorrow is Octopus' and Iggy's wedding day. Pedro wants to know if Mucks plans on having Iggy thrown in jail. "Nah," says Mucks. "Jail is for Diablo. It would be worse punishment for Iggy to be thrown out into the street!"

Gaby tells ChewKey the office is not the place to be kissing her boyfriend. Lunkhead announces he's going to Hollywood to make a movie, and when he returns, he plans to marry ChewKey. Gaby tries to warn him, but it's in vain. Lunkhead doesn't believe a single evil thing about his ChewKey. He tells Gaby to get over it and struts out, giving Emili-Oh a letter to give to Mucks. ChewKey purrs, "I'll take you to the airport." As she leaves, she turns around and makes an "L" sign (for loser) on her forehead for Gaby's benefit. Pobre de Little Doormat.

Lala announces Fidiota has a visitor. It's***no big surprise*** Pasta! He heard about Roddy from Caramel, who heard it from Gaby. He begs Fidiota to return to him. ***Yes!!! The end must be near!*** No one will love her the way he can. Especially after he got rebuffed by Yolanda. Fidiota doesn't think now is the time to start a new romance after her marriage has just ended. Meanwhile, a maudlin violin tune plays in the background. Pasta again begs her to return.

Gaby is crying on Emili-Oh's shoulder. Lunkhead is going to marry ChewKey when he returns from California and she will lose him forever!

Fidiota continues to play the victim role. Boo Hoo!

Iggy comes to see Dimwit, who has now set up shop in his old office. He is intrigued by Dimwit's come-on. He reminds her he's getting married "tomorrow."

Pedro runs into Marfil on the beach. Marfil's bathing suit looks like a big black "X" on her. They discuss Mucks' new marriage to his secretary. Marfil states, "Mucks will never be happy with her." Pedro responds, "He was never happy with you either!" Ow! That hurt! Marfil tosses her blonde mane and walks off.

Iggy wants to get it on with Dimwit before the wedding; he asks her to meet him at his apartment. Dimwit, now inches from his face, says she doesn't want to do "the deed" at the apartment because Camila is there. She wants to meet him at a hotel suite; fitting for a princess such as herself. Iggy agrees.

Marfil and Camila are sitting on the beach discussing how rich Pedro is. After Camila leaves, Marfil thinks to herself, "If that mummy got married and died, his wife would inherit a fortune!"

Dimwit tells Iggy it's up to Iggy to get a good room. She'll then give him her body as a wedding gift. She leaves, blowing him a kiss. Iggy is now breathing heavily. Clearly he's not thinking with his brain.

Fidiota escorts Pasta out. She tells him the doors of Psycho Mansion will always be open to him.

Dimwit is bringing coffee to Doc V. They have a banal conversation about her coffee making prowess. Finally he asks Dimwit how she's feeling about Mucks marrying Marshmallow. She gives her signature glassy-eyed stare. Doc V takes her hands in his and assures her they will both get through it.

In walks Mucks.

Credits roll!

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