Caray, Caray!

Buenas noches a todos.

We start tonight with a Gabi-Fernie love scene. Oh boy! Fernie needs help taking his shirt off, and Gabi is just the girl to do it! She tells him the usual: she doesn’t know what she would do without him; he is such a great guy, etc. Fernie tells Gabi that she is just the woman for him, the type of woman he should have by his side. He draws Gabi in with that look of his and his strong arms. At first she resists the physical contact to which she has been resistant for many years. However, Fernie seduces her so much that she becomes a raging sexual tigress to the point that Fernie is her air and she struggles to breathe without him. At one point she takes the kissing/biting thing too far and exposes Fernie’s mic., but not to worry because she carefully pulls his shirt over it again.

As the Reyes bros. are incarcerated, they receive news that Sofia is fine and stable. This news makes Juan happy. This happiness has affected Juan so much that he admits that he likes Rosendo. Now they are friends, and this new amiguito is going to make sure Sofia is well. ¡Qué bien!

In the night club/casino some men are gambling, drunk, and laugh at the fact that they falsely accused the Reyes of murdering Pedra, and that it was Fernie who was actually responsible.

Gabi and Fernie remain lip-locked until Gabi’s moral side kicks in. She rips her lips away from Fernie as fast as you can say lecherer. “It’s not right. You’re my daughter’s husband.” “But she doesn’t love me, and you’re the one that I should be with.” Fernie wraps Gabi in his arms and holds on tight to her girlfriends; she orgasmically gasps for breath. She is in a state of bliss, but at the same time the acting is so poor that you really can’t tell what she is feeling. She runs out as Fernie laughs to himself.

Padre Tadeo is trying to convince Gramps to keep quite about Fernie, and “keep an enemy close.”

We then see the bartenders talking. They always knew that the Reyes were good boys, and that they were framed by Mapache. They tell Rosario, who tells them to alert the authorities immediately. She calls them cowards for letting a criminal, Fernie, get away.

Sofia is telling Jimena that Juan has to know what is going on, but at the same time Fernie can’t find out. Jimena tells her not to worry. In walks Padre. He wants to know what happened.

Juan is anxious because he knows that Sofia needs him desperately. This whole jail time has given him a lot of time to think things through, and he has come to the conclusion that the bros. must stick together. You think this is something, wait till he gets 8-10 in the state pen. and see what insightful things he thinks up then. Anyway, the warden dude approaches them and says that there isn’t enough evidence to support their claim, so they are being moved to the state pen. – just as I assumed. Juan tells the guy, prolifically if I may add, that they are innocent! He’s not going to sit back and watch; he’s going to do something about it! I can’t wait to see what it is… Oscar asks Jimena if she believes in his innocence, and she says ‘yes.’

The Padre assures Sofia that her child will be fine because Sofia has always been a good girl. Sofia isn’t so sure because she and her mother are always fighting. Regardless, the Padre tells her that Juan is a good man and the two of them deserve to be together.

Gabi is hiding in the office with her friend Brandy. She tells Fernie that no one should know what happened. Fernie, who is a gentleman, will not breathe a word. But there’s no denying that the two of them didn’t like it. Bang! Gramps kicks the doors open and demands to know what Fernie did to Sofia in the stables. Gabi tells Gramps to leave him alone, and as always Fernie doesn’t have a clue as to what is going on. Gramps tells Fernie to leave the ranch immediately because no one wants or needs him. Gabi instantly chimes in that he is an integral part of the family. Fernie tells Gabi that she needs to realize that they both need each other a lot.

The bartenders are still questioning if they should tell anyone about what they know. Rosario tells her dresser woman that Fernie is now a suspect in this case and that she is sure of the Reyes’ innocence.

Jimena tells Juan that Sofia is okay and that she loves Juan. Juan tells Jimena to tell Sofia that he loves Sofia. Oscar isn’t sure if he’ll ever see Jimena again, but asks her to never forget their relationship. He will never forget her. The two share a terribly romantic kiss through the plastic that was painted to look like steel bars. Jimena leaves and the warden enters. Movin’ time. Juan says one of the only lines he knows; “were not goin’ no where, no how-over my dead body (primero muerto)! Doesn’t seem like Juan wants to cooperate…hmmm. Looks like his brothers are going to have to convince Juan to do the right thing. Not like it will be hard; he’ll have a mood swing in 30 secs., and suddenly see everything in a different light. Anyway, he hugs and kisses his brothers as if they will never see each other again. My question is how they will split the one brain that all three shared. Juan looks at his shaking hand, holds it close to his heart, and looks to the heavens saying “my little boys, my little boys.” What a loving father, I mean brother.

Sarita, the other bitch of the Elizondo family, wants to know why Jimena is crying. How dare she show emotion in her own bedroom! Jimena tells her that the boys have been moved to the pen. Sarita doesn’t care because those boys are traitors, users, and boozers. And besides, everything is that damn Rosario’s fault-the damn daughter of Eva. In walks Eva. Nice Sarita.

As the team of highly specialized prison guards moves the detainees to the moving vehicle the bartenders/defenders of justice hold them up. “Wait!” they say.

Then we see Mapache with his shirt off. Hold on, let me throw up. Ok better. He tells the little whore-chick that he has a lot of money to pay her.

Sarita is now trying to explain herself to Eva. She explains that she is mad that Eva was never up-front with them. Eva, who is in tears, tells them that she never knew where her daughter was. Sarita doesn’t care at first, but then she starts to cry because Eva tells them that she loves them. Eva says that she has to leave them to be with her daughter, but she will always love them. Sarita eventually softens up and accepts Eva’s affection. What a scene.

Gramps’ little helper Panchito returns to his cardboard hut to find his Granny, and tell her that he rounded up some grub. Granny is acting like a drunken maniac and falls to the floor. The effects of narcotics…

Mapache wakes up in his bed to find the “police,” who are holding a gun to his head. In the US there would be so much wrong with this scene, but we know how reality intertwines with this TN-not at all!

So Quintina has her sister blind-folded. She wants to surprise Hortencia with a new truck. Hortencia, who is a proud woman, wants to know how Quintana got this car. She explains that it is from Gramps. Hortencia goes wild with excitement.

The Reyes go wild too because they escaped prison without escaping from prison. And more importantly Juan didn’t have to live up to his promised scheme. The warden tells Juan that the Reyes are completely free to go, and on top of it all Padre Tadeo paid their fees. As Mapache walks in Juan punches him a good one. Again, this would be somehow punishable by law in any sort of civilized world.

During dance practice at the Hooters, Fernie’s cronies receive word that Mapache has been locked up.

As the authorities throw Mapache into his cell, he tells his cell mate that the man who contracted him will get him out. We knew that…

Juan is riding his horse home when he comes across Panchito. Juan is going to help out with Granny.

Fernie walks into the ranch to meet Gramps, who tells him to get out of town because no one wants him. Fernie makes a move to hit Gramps. Gramps is not afraid and tells him to demonstrate his cowardice. Lucky for Gramps, in walks Fernie’s right-hand man. Gramps still has his fists ready, but then puts them down with a look of self pity and defeat.

Fernie is upset that his “friend” came to visit him in his home. When Fernie finds out that Mapache is in jail he realizes that if Mapache talks, they all go down. Therefore he wants to eliminate him as soon as possible.

As the warden is questioning Mapache, which by the way probably wouldn’t be in his job description, Mapache admits that he killed Pedra.

Juan has taken Granny to the town clinic where she is being examined by a doctor, who probably just printed his diploma offline 20 mins. ago. The doctor Montez is new in town and will be helping the other “doctor” from now on. Juan assures Panchito that Granny is going to be a-okay because this doctor is of confidence. Well, if he’s anything like Gabi’s doctor I guess he is!

As Sofia is in bed, Gabi comes to visit her. “If you think I’m going to console you, you are wrong.” Wow, what a bitchy thing to say to your daughter. Nothing like kickin’ ‘em while they’re down! After everything that has happened, Gabi hopes that God has heard her prayers and doesn’t let that bastard be born. Gabi tells Sofia that she doesn’t deserve to be the daughter of Gabriela Elizondo. You know why? Because when Sofia was born, Gabi’s husband only had eyes for Sofia. You see, Sofia robbed Gabi’s husband. Gabi says that Bernie deserved that death, just as Sofia deserves a stillborn. Then Gabi proceeds to lock arms with Sofia and demands to know who the father is. Sofia doesn’t tell, so Gabi slaps her pregnant, sick daughter to the point that Sofia almost falls off of the bed. Bitch no. 2, that is, Sarita, sees this and kindly asks Gabi not to do that, please. Gabi stares at Sofia like a raccoon in the headlights. Interesting… “Tell me who the father of that bastard is!” roars Gabi. After the girls ask Gabi not to talk to Sofia like that, Gabi feigns her own little sickness. Gabi then tells Sofia that she will lock her away where she will never see that illegitimate father. The altercation then moves to the balcony where Gabi has again locked arms with Sofia and shakes her, demanding to know the father’s name. Gramps sees this and tells Gabi to stop. Eva tells Gabi to stop hitting the pregnant woman, who is also Gabi’s daughter. Gabi doesn’t listen and slaps Sofia again. Gabi then turns to Eva and tries to throw a punch, but Eva catches it and tells Gabi not to hit her! Gabi then grabs Sofia and throws her in her room and locks the door. Gabi tells everyone to get out of her sight. “Sofia. Sofia!” In storms Juan on his big ol’ horse. He’s here to collect his wife and his son! Everyone gasps…

This was seriously one of the most awesome scenes yet! I hope that I portrayed it well enough for y’all. It was excellent!

Tomorrow: After one of the most exciting brawls of the year, Juan has come to collect his prize, Sofia. We see he pushes Gabi out of the way and picks up Sofia, the damsel in distress.

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