Caray, Caray!

We start out at the restaurant with Marino telling Rafa he may be enthusiastic but he lacks a lot.
The group chides Marino. They tell him they should help Rafa .Marino continues to rag on Rafa, telling him he couldn’t sell anything, then he proposes a bet between them.

Rafa says your on. It doesn’t have to be money, Marino asks then what should it be? Isabel says they should bet their hair. Claudia is clapping in the background with glee.

Here’s the bet; If Rafa doesn’t sell a single car and Marino sells three then Marino wins. If Rafa sells one and Marino sells less then three Rafa wins.

Bow-tie guy wants to know what if Rafa sells one and Marino sells three then what. Isabel says then it will be very sad because we have a tie then nobody looses their hair. Marino whips out his comb and as he runs it through his hair and seriously this is what he says “I don’t play around when it comes to my hair”

Claudia chides Marino “not so sure your going to win?” Rafa states I will bet my last hair. We have a macho stare down, and Isabel says okay then we have a bet. They shake on it. Dandy says tomorrow we will see who keeps their hair and who will be bald (pelon).

We go to Siglo now where Rosario is calling Ale, informing her that Jorge is missing again. Ale wanders how this could happen, didn’t she just tell her he went to the club with Manriquez. Rosario says he left there and they don’t know where he is.

Rosario assumes Ale is with Marco and asks her to have him help her find Jorge. Ale confesses that she is still at Siglo waiting for Marco. Rosario seems surprised at this, after all isn’t it their anniversary.

Wiping tears from her eyes , Ale tells Rosario to give her a minute to figure out what to do and she will get back to her. We flash to Slimeball in the pool with Karen.. He suggests they leave. Karen wants to know where, Heres a cool line “ we could go to your place, or your place or your place.” ( I am gagging right now).

Marco tells her he has to take care of some business, He’ll take her home and return after his “business’ is done..

We are now with Jorge and Manriquez and their friend. ( I just figured out who the driver is, I think he was the lawyer St. George from La Fea. ) They are discussing the fact that they are back to the same place where they first took the wrong turn. Now they realize they need to turn left and off they go.

Back at the restaurant. One by one they say their goodbyes. Rosaura is off first. Dandy is on the phone firming up his nights events. He says he will get another guy to come with him. Actually he says Rooster or gallo. .( I’m pretty certain the word gallo has other manly connotations.) He asks for a volunteer to go with him tonight .

Jimenez says are you asking me to commit suicide. I know much easier ways to die. His phone rings and we know who that is. Marino is otherwise committed with a jewelry sales person and bids farewell to all, tapping Rafa on the shoulder as he goes telling him not to loose his hair. Rafa pats the back of his head and has a concerned look on his face.

Claudia is up next to leave, her date has just arrived to pick her up. As she leaves she tells Dona Delores to give her bill to Rafa. After she leaves Dandy tells Rafa to go see who is picking her up. It turns out to be the client that Rafa had almost sold the car to earlier.

Dandy is still looking for volunteers and Babe and bow-tie guy both beg out. Isabel’s date shows up and she scolds him for being late. Rafa returns and informs the group they wont be able to believe who showed up for Claudia. The same guy he tried to sell the car too. The others state that was a pretty low down thing for her to do.

Dandy on the phone again reassuring the women of his life that he has come up with another guy as he looks at Rafa. He asks Rafa to stand up and starts describing him over the phone. He hangs up and says to Rafa lets go. Rafa questions him if he was describing him? Dandy says yea with the amount of alcohol you’ve been drinking you look like Bill Gates.

Rafas’ phone rings. Guess who that is? Vicky. Dandy convinces him not to answer, besides their fighting aren’t they? “lets go” But first they have to go back to the office and get all spruced up. Dandy has it “kit back there.

At the Hacienda we see Marco escorting Karen to the car. Now his phone rings. Guess who that is? He tells Karen to get in the car and he goes out of hearing distance and tells Ale he is going to be a little late. He tells her to go home and he will meet her there.

Ale is crying and tells Marco that her dad is lost again. Marco seems more upset that it is going to cramp his style rather than being upset that Jorge is missing. He lies to her and says he will go look for him right now. He tells her he wont be able to pick her up and to take a taxi home

Back in the car Karen questions Marco who this Ale is. He lies and says it is an ex-girlfriend. Karen’s not quite convinced. Marco continues to lie. He says that Ale was just in an accident and she still calls him to help her out. He’s just too nice a guy to break her heart. (or some such bunk like that) . He assures her that he is trying to end it.

He tells her the poor invalid Ale lives with her father who is quite old and she has no one else to help her but him. As he is driving off telling her this who shows up with their brights on aimed at Marcos car..
Marco is trying to figure out who is in the car and yells, Is that Jorge my father-in-law. Karen doesn’t look to happy.

Our three gentlemen in the other car all seem a bit confused as to who would be out at the Hacienda at this hour. Marco in a panic tells Karen to get out of the car. Karen asks if he is crazy How can you leave me out in the middle of the night.. Marco still panicked tells her that Jorge doesn’t know yet that him and Ale have broken up. He tells her don’t do it for me do it for Jorge. The poor guy is likely to have a heart attack.

She argues with him and he practically shoves her out the car.. She slams the door and calls him a lout (patan). Marco gets out of the car and heads towards Jorge.

Poor Jorge is petrified. He thinks that it may be aliens. Our driver friend reassures him it is just probably some ruffians. Manrequez says that alien looks a lot like your son in-law Jorge then realizes it is just his son in-law. He asks Marco what is he doing there? and Marco replies “looking for you and the question is what are you doing here? “

We have a little confusion with names in the car . And Marco tells them to stop, he wants to know what they are doing there. Jorge tells Marco to call the house and tell Rosario where he is and that he plans to spend the night there. Think fast Marco. He says everything is closed down. Besides his mission is to get Jorge back home safe and sound. He says young men the game is over. Go back to the house.
(Not bad for a two-bit hustler. )

Rafa and Dandy have arrived back at Siglo getting ready for their hot dates. Dandy pulls out his little “work kit” comprising of all the important stuff to get ready for a hot night. Lotion, mouth freshener, toothbrush, hair brush, hair gel , and deodorant. ( little confession here, I have pretty much the same stuff in my locker at work minus the hair gel and mouth wash.) He tells Rafa he can use what ever he wants, except the toothbrush. Rafa says not to worry, I have my own, as he waves his toothbrush in the air.

Ale is talking to Marco on the phone. He informs her he has found her father. She says she will meet him at the house. She tells him not to worry she will get a taxi.

We have an interesting little grooming/bonding ritual now with Dandy and Rafa getting ready for the night.
A little spray here , a little spray there. A little something if they get lucky, and a little something if they don’t, as Dandy takes a handkerchief to his eyes. Now its Rafas’ turn and the ritual continues. This was a pretty funny scene. With Dandy spraying Rafa with colognes and mouth sprays.

Rafa is a little concerned now as he has a rip in his pants. Dandy says don’t worry, you’ll probably end up taking them off any way.

Now the two of them are practicing their dance moves. Rafas’ white socks kill me. They are a dancing and a swaying when in walks, guess who?

Ale wants to know what they are doing here at this late hour. She reminds them they have an early morning and tells Dandy not to show up to work hung over. And she turns to Rafa scolding him. He nervously tells her he isn’t going anywhere, he is just going to go brush his teeth before he goes to bed.

She tells Rafa he dances well, but of course he doesn’t have any broken bones. ( a little dig there). We here a horn and she says her cabs here bids them a good, perfumed evening and off she goes.

Dandy asks Rafa what was Ale talking about the bones and feelings of remorse. Rafa makes up a story. And Dandy says don’t worry about it, Her boyfriend just stood her up and she has been cranky ever since the accident.

Rafa begins to feel bad and begs off for the night. He has to get up early and you remember the bet. He doesn’t want to loose his hair

The phone is ringing at Leonora’s hose, she picks it up instinctively knowing it is Vicky . She tells her to be patient Rafa will call her. Vicky wants to know how she knew it was her. Leonora says intuition. More whining from Vicky. The brothers walk in and they are concerned that when Vicky is upset she doesn’t cook as well.

Our next scene is with Dandy and his two dates. They are both all over him. They want to know where is friend is. He gives them a story . That’s enough said about that.

We are now at Ales house. Marco enters with Jorge. Rosario and Ale are scolding Jorge for taking off like that. Jorge tells them he’s tired and going to bed and stumbles up the stairs. Rosario wants to know how Marco knew Jorge would be at the Hacienda. That Marco is a very fast thinker. He states it was obvious. Where else would he be.

Rosario thanks him and begs forgiveness . Marco tells her that they are always first for him. . Rosario goes to bed. Leaving Marco and Ale alone. Ale thanks Marco. Marco tells her not to worry, but now they have lost out on their night together being so late and all.

She says they could still stay in and watch a movie. Marco yawns and says he’s tired and says they’ll do tomorrow what they couldn’t do tonight and takes off. We are left with a tear stricken ale saying to no one in particular. Happy anniversary Marco.

And slime ball is outside the house on the phone talking to Karen. He asks for directions to her house.
. We are now back with Dandy and his two friends he his looking at the bill and somehow convinces the two women to foot the bill.

There is a brief Jimenez scene where he is scared by a lion statue. He calls this his witch of a mother in-law. Then scared again by two crazed looking women with avocado all over their faces. Said mother in law and wife. But I don’t know which was which. Scary!!!

Rafa is finally home too. Leonora tells him to please call Vicky. He tells her he just can’t face a discussion with Vicky now. He has a hard day in front of him. She says well you know what your doing. Rafa goes to his room. The phone rings. Guess who? Leonora looks at the phone and says I am not going to answer it.

Rafa walks into his room. He looks around and lays down and says out loud “ah Alejandra”. Such a wistful look is on his face. We have Ale back at her house crying holding the pen she was going to give Marco . Puts it back in the case and says this is never going to be for Marco. She kisses the ring on her hand and through tears looks at the picture of her and Marco together. She does sad and forlorn better than any actress I have ever seen.

Marco is at Karens’ house trying to score. She has him stand up, tells him to close his eyes , twirls him around. He is thinking he is going to get lucky and Karen has other plans as she blindly leads him out the door. And tells him to have a good night.

Marco now with his eyes open on the other side of the door asks if she’s kicking him out Well duh Marco.
She’s still mad because he kicked her out of the car earlier. She tells him if he wants to get in her bed he’s got to pass the muster first.

He asks what he has to do. She says convince her that he isn’t just after her for sex. He feigns being hurt and hugs her denying this but at the same time groping her. She says he can see her again tomorrow . she has some kind of a party or horse riding event with one of her uncles coming in from the states.

He has another commitment. She gets upset and starts closing the door telling him good night it sure was not a pleasure to meet you. Marco backtracks and says he didn’t say he couldn’t break his commitment. Karen asks if it is with Ale. He denies this. She says well just think after the horse riding I might just take you to bed. Marco ever the fast thinker says well then I will just bring my riding equipment.

She says good night and closes the door. She looks pleased. Marco looks worried.

My favorite scene of the whole night. Rafa in bed tossing and turning. The door opens and we see Ale dressed to the nines, very elegant. No neck brace or leg brace. She saunters ever so salutary towards Rafa.
Rafa sits up and says “Boss what are you doing here” I was just getting up.” She tells him not to worry. He says really. She replies rest. He asks I can continue to sleep without you getting mad?. She says no silly I am not going to be mad. He lays back down, closes his eyes, she leans towards’s him, gently touching his face , softly telling him to sleep, sleep.

Boom!! Its 6 o’clock and the phone rings. Guess who? Rafa half asleep answers it. Ale is screaming on the other end are you still asleep? Rafa still thinking he is dreaming says you said I could sleep. Ale still screaming, asking him if he is drunk. Rafa now fully awake scurries up Wondering where she is.

She wonders if she is making a stupid assumption thinking he might already be up and ready for work. She continues to scold him and tells him to get to work and hangs up . Rafa stares at the phone for a second, then touches his face where Ale was touching it in his dream and is in a trance as Leonora walks in wondering why that woman would be calling so early on a Saturday for.

Rafa is still in a trance. Leonora wants to know what’s wrong. Rafa tells her he had a very strange dream.
She tells him she will get breakfast ready, and he should think about calling Vicky. Ah Vicky Vicky Vicky, says Rafa still touching his face

Ale is now back at the office. Susana is asking if Marco remembered yesterday was their anniversary . Ale tells her no. Susana wants to know why she let him live. She says after all that went down with Jorge she could not create a scene after all he did to find Jorge. Susana scolds that she is always justifying his actions.

She tells her she needs to say something to him. Ale agrees , she will but she feels really hurt.
Leonora is fixing Rafas’ pants. He’s telling her to hurry. Julieta is at the table. Leonora says he was lucky that the dog didn’t get a bite of him. She tells him not to get in any more dog fights.

Rafa turns and looks at Julieta and says I get the feeling that I have fewer bottles of whiskey. He says its about time to do an inventory. Julieta jumps up reminds him he’s got to get to work. He agrees. The inventory will after to wait. Leonora tells him not to forget to call Vicky. As he leaves he tells them all to get a good look at his hair, because it might be the last time they will see it.

The phone rings. Guess who? Leonora tells Julieta to answer it because she has been answering it all day.
We have Vicky on the other end whining. Julieta tells her Rafa is not there and hangs up.

. Vicky starts crying and big brother walks in. He wants to be fed. He wants eggs and sausage. She asks him how many, walks into the kitchen and comes back out throwing the eggs at him. And then continues with throwing tomatoes and onions at him. Then she come back with a pan of oil and ask if he wants that too. He says no I’m going and she storms off.

We are back at Siglo with Rafa rushing in asking if Ale is there yet. Babe tells him to calm down, he has been saved. She has not arrived yet. Rafa is relieved. Dandy is ragging on Rafa for leaving him alone last night.

Isabel arrives and says before Ale gets here lets remind everyone about last nights bet. In this corner we have Marino, as he stands and in this corner she introduces Rafa, as if she were announcing a boxing match. And what is at stake is pride and hair. She reminds everyone what the bet was. They have until the end of the day to see who sells the most cars. And may the best man win. We see both Marino and Rafa standing with electric razors in hand. And there we end.

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I missed recording the first bits here so here is where mine started.

Pau is giving Estrella the third degree about her decision to marry Aldo, he's a minor how is he even going to be able to even get married. Ah good point Pau. Nonetheless she promises to stand up at the wedding.

Gabi strolls up, it didn't go well with Lorenza. Mona is there too and wonders what the other two gals pau and Estrella were chatting about, she is watching them.

Katia is getting ready to leave and happily tells Aldo he won't have to see her anymore. Coni is whining to herself trying to get herself to not feel so bad. She decides she alone should not have to suffer, it's not fair.

Over at the tudor, Sal is in coma state while Loriloca is admiring the new digs. Oski shows up with nurse in tow who is supposed to follow exact instructions to administer shots to Sal. Jero shows up with the requested clothing for Sal and the crazy woman.

Moni is feeding her fish when the howling Momia shows up all manic. She wants to take Mona to see a woman and promises if Mona goes with, she will return the kids to Mau. Mona wants none of her tricks, but finally agrees to go. GIANT ANVIL!!!

Actually, she wants an explanation before she will go anywhere though. Coni won't tell, and says they are losing time. Mona is hedging, but Coni says fine then nevermind we'll forget everything...you take the risk....

Alicia is with Nieves and is bawling because she can't believe that Isabel could do this. They are trying to figure out how to find her and throw around the idea of Mau hiring a detective, then recall he lost all his money. Nieves wonders why Alicia didn't tell Mau anything about Marcos because he has a lot of money and therefore the means to help. Alicia wonders how coincidental it is that both he and Issy show up at the same time. Nieves thinks it's not at all, he hated Issy, but Ali isn't sure.

Cut to Marcos reflecting on Mau telling him about Mona thinking Issy dead. He is then getting a call from Issy and he too wonders where she ran off to and he wants to know why she pulled this trick. She is giving up nothing. He wants to get close to his daughter. She says nope, you turned your back on me, so now you'll have to give her up.

Now we cut to Oski and Jero painting up Sal to look dead. Really dead. With blood and everything. They are oh so official in their white lab coats. They take a photo of him holding the incriminating cell phone.

Pau and Estre talk again about the wedding. Aldo calls and says everything is almost ready and in a few days they will get married before she changed her mind. She swears she won't. Pau is still unsure, but promises not to abandon her buddy.

Mona is following Momia and getting in to her car. They drive off. We see Jaqui get out of a taxi and go into the vecinidad. Then Mau and Tano show up. It's great how the parking space stays available for all of these folks. Tere sees them and invites them in for some hot bread.

Ali and Nieves are in the apartment and get a knock, it's Jac. She wants to talk but Nieves isn't so sure. Jacqui tells Nieves she is the only one who can help their kids by telling them the truth. Nieves isn't sure what she can do. Jac tells her Marcos told them they are siblings, so they can't be together.

Flash to sibling Beto getting a lesson in monastery life from our favorite Tomas from La Fea. He tells him they awake at 5 am to watch the miracle of the sunrise, they eat breakfast of bread and water and then afterwards they flagellate themselves. Then, they can do their various callings to please God. Beto can get behind everything, even the flagellation, but he likes to get up around noon or eleven-thirty, so can he skip the early rising part? Oh and the robes, he wants his t-shirts and pants. He carries on about this, maybe he can wear them under, God would not see, but brother reminds him God sees and knows all. Ouch.

The ninnies continue bickering, Alicia finds out Marcos was Jac's hub and tries to meddle. After a few insults about how their kids deserve better than each other the gals come to agree that sadly those kids both still love each other.

Mona and Momia continue driving. Val complaining, then thinking this has something to do with Beto. She blasts Momia that all she wanted was to take advantage of Beto. This takes Momia's eyes off the road for quite a long while as she cries to Val that she really loved him but their love was something they shouldn't do. She doesn't want to talk about him.

Mau and Tano look for Mona and think it weird she's not home.

Now the girls are arguing about Mau. Val decides she's too mad and gets out of the car she's not going anywhere unless she hears what's up. Momia says fine, we are going to see your Ma. Of course impactada face from Mona closes the night for us.

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Eugenio tells Natalia that he told Cristobal the truth about Dr. Bermudez. How is he doing? Not improving replies Natalia. Call me with any changes says Eugenio. Natalia confesses to sending anonymous letters to Carloca. (ha-ha. I would do the same. Just to make her sweat)

The lady doctor confirms that German is the baby's daddy. Romina says she should have aborted the baby. Camila looks at her in shock. The doctor continues saying that the baby is responding well to treatment. She tells them to go home and the parents can come back later so that they can learn to take care of the baby. Romina tells German not to count on her and walks away.

Eugenio tells Natalia that what she did was a mistake. Natalia explains her reasoning. Eugenio says now that I think about it, it's perhaps better this way. That way she feels pressure and can slip up.

Gabriel talks to Luz on the phone that Paloma now knows his secret and is okay with it. He is so in love and never thought he could be so happy.

Orlando sees Camila crying and wonders what's up. She says she is so disappointed with what Romina did and her attitude. I feel so deceived and disillusioned. Orlando points out that Romina is an adult and can't blame herself for her actions. Romina has the choice to walk down the right path. And if she didn't want to that is her problem not yours. It's easy for you to say replies Camila. Your son is a good person with values. He got married with my daughter to assume responsibility for his actions although he didn't want too. But Romina lies and surrounds herself with bad people and ignores her responsibilities. I feel so sad. Orlando says he thinks its time for them to make a new life and let their kids clean up their own mess. Let's go to Europe. Let's make a life outside of Real de Monte. Camila says you do realize that Romina won't step up to the plate to take care of my grandson. Orlando yells out that she's a spoiled brat. She knows that you'll always solve her problems. Sorry to have to tell you this, but it's the truth. If you leave her to face them on her own then she will mature. And if she doesn't asks Camila? She said it would have been better if she'd aborted. Do you realize that my daughter does not want her child? I will not abandon my grandchild. I can't. (this man annoys me)

Paloma talks to Liliana and tells her that Romina will not answer her phone. Anyway they change the subject to Emiliano and Liliana tells her that he is not the father of Bernandito. Rufi knocks on the door and tells her that Gabriel has just arrived. Paloma promises to call her later.

Anamar invites Emiliano to a movie, but all he wants to do is go to bed. Romina bursts in his office and wants to talk to him. He tells her no and tries to walk out of his office. She grabs him and begs to talk. He tries to throw her out. She says if you don't see me then you will not be seeing Bernandito either. He has already started treatment and will be okay. Yes, I know replies Emiliano. Camila already told me. Just because I don't want to see you does not mean that I do not want to see my son. By law he is my son and I have every right to see him. Romina threatens to take the baby far away and Emiliano will never see him again. Emiliano says he's tired of her threats and warns her to take care of Bernandito the way she's suppose too or he will take the baby away from her. Romina laughs in his face. Anamar speaks up and says it true Romina. If Emiliano shows he can take better care of Bernandito then you, the law will give him custody. Romina tells her to shut up and lunges at her. Emiliano pulls her back and tells her to act like a mother and take care of her son. Or you know what will happen.

Paloma tells Gabe that she no longer can stay at the house. She needs a new place. He offers her to stay with him. She says thanks but no thanks. Gabe wants to help her and finally Paloma agrees for him to loan her the money. She will give him collateral. Gabe says don't worry about that. You can pay me back when you can. Paloma thanks him and says tomorrow she and Rufi will look for a new place. Gabe wants to come along and help. Paloma agrees.

Angelica offers Camila any help that she needs. Camila tells her what Orlando said last night. Angelica agrees with Orlando and also spills the beans about moving to Houston.

Luz asks Rafa when does he think they will give her Xiochi? Rafa says don't ask me. You’re the one that resolves all your problems yourself. Are you mad at me asks Luz. No replies Rafa. You just don't tell me what's going on. You don't act like you need a partner. Luz says she doesn't mean to exclude him. But you do replies Rafa.

Cristobal is questioned by the police on his whereabouts. They say that she claims he is behind the disappearance. I imagine she does replies Cristobal. But I can prove that as soon as I left her house I came back here. Just ask Padre Mateo and Benito.

Camila bursts into Orlando's office and asks him why he made plans for them to move to Houston for 2 years without consulting her. Who told you that you can make decisions for me? Orlando asks her to calm down. Camila says not to tell her to calm down. He had no right to act this way. Orlando reminds her that he is her husband. You are my husband replies Camila. But not my owner. Orlando tells her not to take it like that. He just thinks it's an opportunity for a better life. Perhaps replies Camila. But the decisions should have been made by both of us. Orlando tries to defend himself, but Camila isn’t having it. She tells him that he should never had obligated himself to this contract knowing that he had to relocate for 2 years without consulting her. She is his wife. Orlando asks her to think about it. Camila says if you had come at this to me in the beginning, I probably would have done it. But not like this. I thought our relationship would be based on honesty, but I was wrong. Orlando thinks she's over-reacting. Camila says I am not. Did you know about this before we got married?

Emiliano is having lunch with an attorney on getting a divorce. He tells the attorney that he wants responsibility of the baby even though he's not the biological father. The attorney informs him that it would be difficult. You have to prove the mother is not doing what she's supposed to do. And we will not know that until the baby gets out of the hospital.

Paloma tells Rufi that she's going to see Romina and then look for an apartment. She tells Rufi that she couldn't sleep last night because she was thinking. She tells Rufi that Madeleine showed her a picture of her mother and said that Paloma looked a lot like her. Which she did admits Paloma. Rufi agrees. Paloma thinks that perhaps she's really Cristobal's daughter. Rufi asks her what she's going to do with this doubt?

Miriam runs into Angelica's office and shows her the picture the guy took of Dario accosting the ladies. Angelica is happy.

Luz and Eugenio have lunch and talk about her relationship with Rafa.

Orlando admits to Camila that he knew about moving to Houston before he married her. Camila says so you didn't tell me because you knew I would not want to go. Is that right? Yes responds Orlando. I thought that after we got married you would feel better about going. I don't know what to tell you replies Camila. I don't know what hurts me more. That you make decisions for me or that you deceived me. Orlando tells her that he understands why she's mad, but he thinks it that this is the best for them. This is the time for us to make our own lives and our kids to make their own. Please think about this. Camila says you’re not understanding me. I'm an adult and a woman used to making her own decisions. And I will not allow anyone to make them for me. Not even you. Orlando begs her to give him a chance to prove..... Prove what yells Camila. You already signed a contract. Orlando tells her she can come and go as she pleases. (Yeah right) Camila says she doesn't know what's going to happen with their marriage. She walks out.

Rafa talks to Joel about his relationship with Luz. Blah, Blah, Blah. Joel gives Rafa an invitation to his wedding and says you’re the padrino. Oh and by the way Camila is the madrina. Rafa and Camila's song plays.

Carloca yells at Romina for telling Camila about her involvement in faking the DNA results. Romina lies and says she didn't. Carloca says I'm not an idiot. So don't you ever ask me to do anything for you again. Forget that I exist. Then proceeds to insult Romina and calls her a golfa like her mother. No wonder men leave you and abandon you. So resolve yourself in being a single mother.

Eugenio is amazed at Gabe's passion for painting. They talk and Gabe asks him if their is someone who has captured his interest? Eugenio laughs and says no, but you do.

Carloca asks Rufi if she has heard anything else about Dr. Bermudez. Nothing replies Rufi. Is it true that you had nothing to do with the test results? Carloca says that's enough. Why must you all think that I am at fault for everything? Like I pay people off and do what I want to do. If that was the case then Paloma would be here sitting next to me. And also look at me with gratitude in her eyes for being the person that she is. Rufi says you just want Paloma on a tight leash. Carloca just rolls her eyes. Rufi tells Carloca that she looks pretty. She's still young enough to make a life with someone. Especially since we're leaving. Carloca gets mad and says you’re not leaving. Then changes her tone and says well while Dr. Bermudez is still missing. Anyway I only like one man. Yes replies Rufi. But that is impossible. For me there are not impossibilities replies Carloca. Rufi tells her to look for another and suggests Eugenio. He is a manly man. (I totally agree. Also I think he's sexy with those eyes and that voice!) Carloca tells Rufi to quit saying crazy things. And why would you think that? Rufi says it looks like there's an attraction.

Paloma yells at Romina wanting to know if Carloca helped her change the test results. Romina says why would you think that? Your aunt hates me. Paloma says yes she does, but is capable of doing whatever to get what she wants. And she wanted me far away from Emiliano. Do you not remember? Romina says the only thing she remembers is Carloca asking her where she got the test done and when. Paloma yells at Romina not to lie. Romina asks Paloma not to be mean to her. She has no idea what she's going through. Finding out that your husband is not the father of your child, but German. I have enough problems right now don't you think? Paloma says you know what I find more curious? That you swore you never slept with German. Remember telling me that? Romina says I never said that. You misunderstood me. Then what did you say to me asks Paloma. I told you I only slept with German once replies Romina. (Yeah probably just once that day) I felt so alone that day. Emiliano had broken up with me. Paloma says it's amazing how you explain everything to your convenience . I am sure of what you told me. I no longer believe you. Romina says I have no reason to lie to you. If your aunt changed the results, she not only lied to you. But also to Emiliano and me. That is something that we cannot forgive. Paloma isn’t buying her story and says Romina is just like her aunt Carloca. How can you align yourself to someone that does not love you? I am so glad that he can leave you know.

Carloca pays a visit to Gabe's house looking for Eugenio. She says I thought you weren't coming back. I wasn't replies Gabe. Not until Paloma came to visit me in the city. Carlota’s eyes get really wide and asks Paloma went to get you? Yes replies Gabe. And just so you know that the time we have left together, I will do my best to make her happy. Well it must not be long since your dying says Carloca. Death will come to everyone and no one knows when their time is coming. I am just more aware of mine. Carloca tells Gabe that Paloma is all to familiar with death coming to those she loves the most and asks him not to let her experience another one. I intended to replies Gabe. But Paloma convenience me on the contrary. If I didn't feel sorry for you, I would put you in your place. Well then I am saved replies Gabe. And now that we are novios...... What asks Carloca. Your novios? You’re dying! We both are conscious of that says Gabe. But she has learned to except it and deal with in even though she has experienced death all her life. I love Paloma. And I will give her the best of me until the last day of my life. Now excuse me and I'll get my father.

Emiliano tells Anamar that soon he will be free. Anamar asks what makes him happier. Divorcing Romina or being able to get Paloma? Both replies Emiliano. Now nothing stands in my way for me to get Paloma back. Then we will marry.

Carloca tells Eugenio that she doesn't not like Gabe's attitude and that he is not someone she wants for Paloma. Eugenio says I think that Paloma is great for Gabe. Carloca says I don't want her to go through another death (then don't kill anyone else) Eugenio says Paloma is aware of Gabe's condition and has accepted it. Have you never loved anyone? Carloca says she doesn't like to talk about her private life. Fine replies Eugenio. It's hard to believe that someone with your beauty and personality fell in love with someone and it did not blossom. Why do you say that asks Carloca. Don't forget I was Cristobal's lawyer replies Eugenio. Every story has 2 sides says Carloca. Well let me here yours asks Eugenio. Carloca says I came here for professional talk not personal. Too bad replies Eugenio. How can I help you? Carloca shows Eugenio the anonymous letter she received. She says someone is out to get her and wants to pin the murder of Dr. Bermudez on her. Why asks Eugenio. I don't know says Carloca. I need protection and for you to find out who is sending me those letters. Okay says Eugenio. Do you suspect someone? Yes replies Carloca. Cristobal. Eugenio promises to help her. He cannot allow anyone to hurt a beautiful woman like herself.

Madeleine is worried about Paloma and tells Cristobal. Tell her that you are her father so that we can go.

Paloma is at the church praying to God. She doesn't want to stay with her aunt Carloca anymore. She wants God to help her break her ties with Carloca. She wants Dr. Bermudez to show up and be alive. She also says that the day Gabe leaves this earth, she wants to be at his side holding him. Also for Emiliano to no longer suffer. He deserves to be happy. One last thing. Show me the path that I should take. Cristobal comes up on Paloma. He wants to talk to her about her mother and her father. Paloma wants to ask him something. She wants to do a DNA test to see if he is her father. No replies Cristobal. Because I AM your father.

Manana: Carloca informs Emiliano that Paloma and Gabe are an item

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Jade runs into Lucas at the door of Ali's house. There is some gooey-eyed staring and Jade says that she has to leave.

We cut back and forth between soccer played by girls in Morocco who can barely run because they are covered from head to foot and have to wear pinnies too

and barely clad beach volleyball players in Miami. Dora is jealous of another woman's attentions to Osvaldo, her fiancee. Zoraida explains to Jade that the girls have to play all covered up because it is a public space and men might be watching.

In the desert, Diego tells Cristina that she had better disappear that day or he will tell his father about her.

Ali and Albieri argue about religion and values. Albieri accuses Ali of using his religion to be a tyrant over his family. Ali accuses Albieri of wanting to play God by cloning humans. Lucas comes in and apologizes for what happened the previous night. He says that he was wandering around looking at the walls and wondering why there were no frames (cuadros). I assume he means framed pictures. Ali explains that it is forbidden in Islam to make images of things God has created because to do so would be like comparing themselves to God. Lucas is confused.

Dora tells Osvaldo that he has an appointment at the fertility clinic. He doesn't want to go and Dora screams that it is over between them.

Lucas finds out where Jade is and gets her to follow him to a secluded place. Then they waste their precious time together playing hide and seek. Finally, they get to speak to one another. They find out that they are both from Miami. Jade says that she feels like a stranger in Morocco but if it is her destiny to live here. she will accept it. She also tells Lucas that was happened the previous night was destiny. Lucas replies that he can't stop thinking of her. He takes her hand and they almost kiss but Jade pulls away saying that it is a sin.

Only her husband can touch her. Lucas is astonished to learn that she has never been kissed or had a boyfriend. They exchange names. Jade tells Lucas a story about how finding a piece of jade saved her mother from being killed when lightning struck a tree. She says that is why she is named Jade and why she always wears that jade and believes that it protects her. Then they hear Zoraida calling for Jade and she leaves but not before Lucas tells her how to reach him and that he is going to leave Morocco soon.

In a bar, Dora tells her friend Vicki (played by the actress who was Victorino Perez' real mother on Victorinos) about her problems with Osvaldo. He arrives and tells Dora that he will go to the fertility clinic. They dance.

Back in the desert, Diego tries to instill doubts about Cristina in his father without telling him what actually happened. This doesn't work, of course. Leonardo tells Diego that Cristina makes him happy and that's all he cares about.

Later, Cristina comes to Diego's room. She first tries to talk him out of telling his father and when that doesn't work, she offers herself to him in a bizarre lace bodysuit. That doesn't work either and he throws her out.


Cristina may be a bimbo but she is a smart bimbo at least about keeping her sugar daddy. The next morning she weepily tells Leonardo that Diego has been after her to sleep with him since she arrived in Morocco. Leonardo is furious. He and Cristina follow Diego back to Fez to confront him.


Jade calls Lucas on the phone, ostensibly to tell him not to bother her again but she weakens when he begs to see her before he leaves Morocco forever. Diego comes in during this conversation. Lucas tells Diego that he has met a girl. Diego can't believe that Lucas did this without his help. He wants to meet the girl but Lucas tells him to stay away from her.

Dora implores God to give her a baby.

Jade has learned her Koran lesson for Ali. She tells Ali that she wants to be completely covered. Ali is perplexed but gives his permission. Jade drags one of the servants to the market. Meanwhile Latifa's fiancee, his brother Mohammed and sister Nazira have arrived at Ali's. In her black outfit (with a lot of her hair showing), Jade drags the servant to Lucas' hotel.

The evil Nazira tells Ali that Latifa and Said had the same wet nurse. This apparently makes them siblings under Islamic law and they can't marry.

Mohammed has an idea. He will marry Latifa since they don't have a wet nurse in common. Nazira has another idea - Jade should marry Said. Ali is ok with this since Jade will be able to go back to the US.

At the hotel, Jade is looking for Lucas and Leonardo and Cristina are looking for Diego. Inevitably, Jade finds Diego thinking that he is Lucas.

The credits roll.

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At the jail, Lisette tells Maura how Ale was attacked in the armored car and that Bruno is a fugitive and the police are looking for him.

At Casa Lombardo the detective is telling Ale that Maura has confessed to all. Maura helped kidnap MJ, along with Dr Kruguer, Bruno, and Elena. Why is Ale looking so shocked? Ale says then that Useless didn't have any thing to do with it. Roberto asks if the police have news of Bruno. The Police think he is with Erick.

Lisette, at her house has a visitor. Erick! Erick comes in all smiley and has come looking for Maura. Lisette yells to him that Maura is in jail because of the kidnapping, the money transfer and even the assassination of Useless. Erick loses his smile. Lisette says he should know more than she does and Erick says no, and excuses himself.

Ale and MJ are going to their bedroom. Ale is tell MJ that Maura was obsessed and could not see reality. That Bruno took advantage of a puppet and you see what happened. She is in jail, while Bruno is a fugitive. I can't believe he is defending her. Ale goes on to say that what hurts most is his mother, and that when they find Bruno they will have to wait many years for him to get out. MJ says she is sorry for her also, but for Bruno jail is probably the only thing that can stop him, and maybe he will reflect and repent all he has done. Ale says he is tired and MJ kisses him and says they will sleep in each others arms.

Fernando tells Irene that he is really grateful now that he has recovered and likes her but he does not love her.

Felipe is telling Victoria that she can't spend every day thinking about Bruno, and her phone rings. Guess who? Bruno. Victoria asks where he is. Bruno says he is in a pigsty, in a barn in the middle of f****** nowhere, without food, without water. Bruno tells her he is h*ll. Bruno needs her help, he needs money. Bruno does not want to rot in jail. It would be better if he was killed. I don't know if that meant some kills him or he kills himself.
Victoria does not want him to talk like that and says ok. Felipe asks what does he want. Victoria says Bruno wants money to leave the country.

MJ talking to Ale says Victoria is going to the bank so that Bruno can get away? Ale says yes. She is to go in a taxi alone, then he will go. MJ crys and says no, no the beach is lonely and anything can happen. Ale tells her to stay calm that he has a gun that he will be careful and he loves her.

On the beach behind some trees Bruno and Erick are waiting and they see Victoria walking towards them. Erick asks if she came alone and what if she called the police. Bruno says she will do what he asked and tells Erick he is an idiot. Victoria runs to Bruno and says she brought what he asked. She came in a taxi that she left on the highway, and before she came she went to the bank. Victoria says he should give himself up, and says how can he leave the country all the borders are alerted, do you have a passport. Bruno doesn't have a passport. Erick watches. Bruno says he will cross the river. Can you imagine the son of Senor Lombardo crossing the border as a peon all because you preferred Ale. Not the one you gave birth to. You always preferred him. Bruno goes on to tell of all the things he did not get like MJ the Presidency etc. Victoria tries to reason with him. Ale show up on the scene. Ale tells Bruno to kill him if that is what it is going to take for his family to have peace. Victoria begs no they are brothers. Bruno says Ale is not his brother. Bruno pulls out his gun. Ale says do it you have already tried two times. Victoria is crying on her knees and Bruno kicks her away.
Bruno tells Ale to kneel down and say good by as he has the gun on Ales forehead. Commercial.

Ale knocks the gun away and they fight and now Ale on top of Bruno has a gun in Bruno's face. Bruno is scared. Ale yells that Bruno listen good or he swears he will kill him. Ale wants to leave, get out of their lives. Ale swears he will kill him if he tries to raise his weapon. Ale swears it for his son. Ale tells Bruno to get up. Bruno carefully gets up at picks his gun up saying it is his only option to leave the country. Bruno picks up the bag of money and carefully starts walking away. Bruno sees a sand bank and drops behind it and shoots Ale in the arm.
Ale is behind an over turned boat that is conveniently left on this lonely beach. Bruno realizes that he has no bullets and tells Ale to drop his weapon and they will settle this as two men. Ale drops his gun and they run to each other and fight in the surf. Finally a break in dialog! They choke each other. Ale is drowning Bruno, pulls him up to hit him again then drowns him again. Victoria runs into the water and asks that Ale release him but Ale can't help himself and keeps holding Bruno under the water. Victoria pulls at Ale, and Ale finally quits. Victoria tries to hold Bruno. Ale gets Victoria off of Bruno and carries her out of the water. It looks like Bruno may have swallow too much water, he is floating, but Bruno turns over coughing and then runs to Ale's gun that was dropped. Ale shields Victoria with his body. Bruno aims the gun at Ale and we hear gun shots and Bruno falls. We see Erick shooting Bruno. Victoria runs to Bruno and Erick runs for the money bag and runs away. Victoria is crying over Bruno, and now Ale is crying 'no, my brother, no' over Bruno while hugging him.

They have a funeral for Bruno.

Months later...

MJ, Paula and Pedro are visiting Elena. Elena says she doesn't have the words to ask for forgiveness for all she has done. Paula says the keep the talk short. MJ scolds, but Elena says Paula is right.
MJ says everyone makes mistakes. Elena says that some are more serious. Elena thanks them for coming. She actually thought she would never see them again. MJ asks her why. Elena says that Sandra did not get along with Jorge so she sent her to Spain and that is where she lost her. Pedro says she was your daughter, you could have returned her to me. Elena says many years had passed. Pedro says he would have cared and loved her. Sandra says she doesn't doubt it but things did not occur like that and she is paying for her errors and she accepts it. MJ says that she will always be their mother and that she will visit when she can. Pedro tells the girls to say good by cause he would like to talk to Elena. MJ kisses her goodby and Paula turns her back on her and walks out. Pedro takes a step towards Elena.

At casa Lombardo Victoria is telling Fernando, which I think he would know already that Ale and MJ are building a house on the beach. Fer says that is nice but he doesn't want her to be alone. Victoria tells him it is a vacation house, besides it is the law of life. Victoria asks about him and Irene. Fer tells her it didn't work out. Victoria says it is a pity. Fer tells Victoria that she can't plan his life and there is no point in discussing it.

Elena tells Pedro how much she regrets hurting him. Always, Pedro was a good man, and she never deserved him. Elena says nothing was sufficient for her. Look at how low she has fallen. She tells Pedro he should be shamed for loving some one like her. Pedro says he does not feel shame and neither does he keep a grudge.
Pedro says it was an error to think they could have a life together. It wasn't her fault or his. He has is daughters which is what he always wanted. We need to each walk our own road. Elena tells him he deserves to be happy.
Elena lets a tear fall.

Paula and Gabe are hold hands. I think she likes him much better now.

Ale visits Maura in jail. Maura tries to get closer but she backs off and asks for forgiveness. Ale says he forgives her and that it doesn't please him to see her in this place. All is forgotten. Good by. Ale leaves. Maura says good by my love, forever. I don't get it.

In bed Ale tells MJ that Maura should have known they were done, and he feels sorry for her, and that MJ should be certain that he did not send her love. Is that right? They tell each other they love each other.

A week later.. Victoria book has been released and Vitoria and Fer are walking on the beach. Fer asks her to read a poem out of the book. I can't translate the poem very well. It was about love in the hand the one did not dare touch and because of age withdrew the hand for him. Victoria tells Fer to read all of the poems because in every word and every silence he is there. Fer tells her he loves her and Victoria walks away.

Ale and MJ are talking about the baptism of the children. Ale says that they can get married in the church at any time. MJ see had been hoping that Fer and Victoria would reconcile so they could be the God parents but that it has not been successful.

Three months later Roberto and Victoria are picking up Rachel from rehab. Rachel looks happy.

Then we have a wedding. It looks like some kind of indigenous wedding. Maybe someone can explain here.

It looks like maybe the beach house that Ale and MJ were building when Fer comes jet skiing in and tells Victoria that he is going to live? there and is telling Victoria not to be so stubborn and accept. Victoria accepts.

No we are having a church wedding where the whole town was invited. Bells ringing. Pedro walks MJ down the aisle. They accept each other and then they all sing a song including the bride and groom. Then they are announced married. Maybe some one can explain the song. Then they have dancing where we see Katia, Rachel, Roberto and all dancing.

We now see the honeymoon. It is about time. I think they said some love words but I got caught up in the nice visuals and did not hear a word.

El Fin de Sortilegio.

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Here's what dear Barbara wrote for us. Great recap, Barbara!

I watched most of the show last night and made a few notes but since I don't currently have the ability to record the show and go back to fill in the holes or my misunderstandings, please do not think too poorly of the following and please fill in or correct as needed. Also, I am not sure of all the characters names as I have been only seeing parts of the show on Tues and Thursday night and filling in with the recaps on the other nights. So after all my disclaimers, here goes.

--Missed the first 7 minutes. Hopefully was a rehash of the end of yesterday's show. I come in on a scene where Ale and Rafa are arguing about sale methods. Her methods don't work for Rafa and he is unable to sell any cars. Ale of course just says he's incompetent and then starts railing against him for insulting Marco about his treatment of Ale. Her relationship is none of Rafa's business!

--Scene with Julieta and other kids (young adults) at a table outside. A guy pulls away some books and they start chanting "reveton" over and over. I got distracted and totally did not get this scene.

--Flashback to Ale and Rafa. Rafa says if he had a woman that was as great, wonderful, intelligent, beautiful, (or at least that is what he meant) as her--he would never let her take the taxi to work or live off of her. He would want to take care of her and treat her like a queen she is. For a second, Ale seems wistful, bemused, touched. Then she throws him out of her office, laughing at his torn pants as he turns to leave.

--Next we see Ale and Marco talking. Ale is telling Marco that Rafa has sold nothing. Marco says he will pick Ale up tonight but he may be delayed because he has a meeting with the aseguradora (insurer?). He of course is with Chavez. And, surely he is meeting with some hot new babe Chavez introduces to him--Karen Sandoval.

--Rafa is stapling his pants together while talking to Jaime on the phone. He is lamenting his lack of sales, how he wants to pay Ale the money he owes and how his sister and mother depend on him. What is going to happen to them if he goes to jail? Unbeknownst to him, Ale has approached him from behind and looks as if she feels bad for him. When Rafa gets off the phone she calls him into her office and shouts at him that she is giving him one more chance. But someone who gets one more chance--when should he get a day off? Never! He needs to work all the time including the and THIS weekend. Rafa swallows hard and agrees.

--Now another long telephone conversation with Rafa and Vicky where he tries to explain to her why he has to work and why he cannot keep their date this weekend. She of course goes ballistic. She repeat the assertion she has made before--"YES, I would rather see you in jail! At least would know where you are and that you are not around other women." Rafa actually says that if Vicki cannot be more supportive that he doesn't know if their relationship can work. More crying and screaming and Vicky say ADIOS! (Oh if I could only believe it).

--Susana has gotten the pen Ale wanted for Marco. Ale is happy, loves Marco. Susana is doubtful but says Ale is beautiful. Marco calls Ale. He is delayed at his meeting. He is discussing investments he is being shown. He'll be there soon.
Next scene, he and Karen Sandoval are getting to know each other. He's a lawyer, single. She's divorced but looking. He caresses her thigh and appreciates her bikini clad look.

--Next work calls me so I'm trying to get what I can. Several scenes of Jorge and his friend being driven around by another friend? Don't know who--but the big issue is that Jorge cannot direct them to his house and I think we are in suspense as to whether he will find home and get there while Marco, Chavez and all the party-harty people are there. Is this right?

--Last scenes: Many at Auto Siglo want to go out drinking. They pressure those that really don't want to go including Rafa. Later we see them dancing, enjoying themselves. Someone from Auto Siglo says put it on Rafa's account! Rafa hears this and this time actually blows a gasket. He and Medina get into a verbal pissing war. A bet is made. Please someone explain it to me. Is seems that Medina needs to sell three cars while Rafa sells one. Whoever loses, loses their hair?????

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Greetings, friends. I’ll be recapping El Clon on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Jean will take the rest of the week. I’m at a bit of a disadvantage in that my TV carries CC-1 and CC-2, but not CC-3 which has the English. Plus I foolishly did not record tonight’s show, a mistake I will not repeat. I understood most of tonight’s cap, but certain scenes went completely over my head. Additions and corrections are always welcome.

In the women’s quarters, Jade and Lucas lock eyes, and for them, the rest of the world is invisible. Would that they were invisible to the rest of the world. In response to the noise, the men come in to find out what the fuss is. Albieri hustles Lucas out of the house quickly. Ali takes charge of Jade. When she protests that she did nothing wrong, he smacks her, and tells her he’ll come to talk to her in a little while. When the three women are alone, Zoraida tries to counsel Jade to hold her tongue and learn to disimular (conceal, disguise her feelings), IOW lie. Most of all, she must not confront Ali, and she must not defend herself to him.

Back at the hotel, Leo orders Diego to apologize to Bimbo. Diego protests – I had reasons you don’t know. Leo wants to hear those reasons (while Bimbo looks on), but Diego says he’s not ready.

Ali comes in and reads Jade the riot act. It’s a crime to exhibit yourself. Jade insists she did nothing wrong. Ali reminds her that the prime directive of Islam is to surrender your will (someone please correct me if I got this wrong; I wouldn’t want anybody to misquote the central tenants of my faith, and I don’t want to misquote anyone else’s). Jade begs to be allowed to return to the US, but it falls on deaf ears. (I think) he tells her it’s not an issue of where you are, but whether you keep the rules of our faith. He says that if she doesn’t know good from bad, it is not the fault of her environment, that she is responsible for herself. Women who are not appropriately modest get locked inside, away from public eyes, until they die. I think Zoraida said she could be executed for her crime. Ali orders Jade to memorize the portion of Koran that he has marked, and he will test her on it tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Albieri briefs Lucas on the severity of his crime. I’m sorry, most of this when over my head. Can anyone fill in?

Back at the hotel, Lucas tries to apologize to Diego for locking him in his room, but justifies it because Diego was out of control. Diego tells him to get lost. I guess I’m with Diego on this one. I’ve never put much stock in the “I’m sorry, but..” brand of apologies.

Back at Albieri’s clinic in Miami, Luisa, Albieri’s assistant, is briefing her manicurist, who is there for fertility screening. We find out that the woman is healthy and fertile, and there is no reason she can’t conceive. The doctor suggests that her partner should get screened. Luisa takes a call from Albieri, and goes to his office to speak to him in private. She gushes about how she has arranged everything the way he likes it, while Albieri just tries to get her off the phone. After he hangs up on her, the woman doctor counsels Luisa to give up; that her rival is a woman who has been dead for 20 years, and Albieri will never notice anyone else. The doctor warns that hanging on to one-sided love for years will embitter her. (BTW, in last night’s Los Exitosos Perez, Tomas warned that hanging on to one-sided love is like an addiction. Too bad other novela characters don’t catch on to those warnings, but then how could the writers fill up 200 cap’s?)

Diego asks Al-B what he thinks of Bimbo. Al-B says that she’s tonta (foolish) and she likes his power. Diego insists that is not the right woman for his dad, and asks, “Do you think she’s an aventura (perhaps ‘gold-digger’?)?” Diego doesn’t really answer, so the doctor concludes Diego just doesn’t like seeing his dad remarry. Al-B coaxes Diego to let his dad enjoy some company at this stage in life.

Luke is in a daze, mooning over Jade. Jade is supposed to be memorizing her verses, but she can’t concentrate. Zoraida brings her a Koran in Spanish. Then cousin Latifa comes in, and Jade talks about that man who watched her dancing. She said it’s as if she knew him all her life, or else that she was destined to know him for the rest of her life. Latifa, for her part, is excited to meet her fiancé.

As for the marriage arrangements, much of this went over my head.

Two brothers arrive at the house, short Muhammad dressed in yellow, and taller Zaid dressed in white. They are accompanied by a woman identifies as their sister, which raises eyebrows. I didn’t catch her name, so I’ll call her Bessie. We can’t tell which of the brothers is the suitor, but apparently neither can Zoraida. Zoraida warns Latifa to be careful about everything she does when she meets the men, and especially do not seem too eager. Men like to feel as if they have won (conquistar) the woman. Latifa brings out dessert and makes quite an impression on the brothers. After a few minutes, Ali dismisses her. When the men are alone, Zaid says that he approves, and the men start to bargain over the marriage contract. It comes out that Zaid will soon return to the US to operate his business. Ali refers to Latifa as his niece??

Bessie is in the women’s quarters with Latifa and Zoraida, and also Ali’s two wives and a few young children. The third wife isn't there because she had a baby yesterday. Bessie thought Ali had four wives, but one died last year. With that, she starts calculating how she can become that fourth wife. Latifa, Zoraida, and Jade quietly discuss their opinion of the pushy Bessie; it's not good. Bessie asks Latifa’s reaction to Zaid getting other wives. Latifa starts to protest, “I won’t allow it,” but then she catches herself and disimilates, saying “Well, I’ll always be the first wife.” Jade is surprised that men can have several wives, but Latifa thinks it’s great that they are limited to four wives. Peachy.

Back at the hotel, Diego again tries to talk to his dad, but Bimbo arrives and puts the kibosh on that. In Miami, the manicurist from the fertility testing is in a nightclub, and she seductively entices a man to dance with her. I missed a lot of what was said between them. Help, anyone? She tells him that she’s plenty fertile, so the problem must be him. This somehow leads to her accusing him of lying to her, and she thinks perhaps he’s married (?).

Scene shifts to the desert, where Leo, Bimbo, and Diego go out for a camel ride. The shadows tell us it’s about noon. I thought only mad dogs and Englishmen went out in the noonday sun. Diego gets Bimbo aside and tells her to leave and never come back, or he will tell his father what a whore she is.

Back in town, Al-B has taken Lucas to Ali’s house to apologize. Al-B excuses himself to go warm up Ali to the idea. He leaves Lucas in the foyer and orders him to not move. Latifa and Zoraida go outside so Latifa can practice soccer – she says men like women who know about soccer. They holler for Jade to hurry and join them. A few moments later Jade follows, but then Lucas sees her in the foyer. Once again their eyes lock; once again the world disappears.

Tomorrow: Zaid and Muhammad wonder about this marriage contract – if they take two wives (i.e. Jade), can they get a volume discount?

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Yes, it is the beginning of the end for our villains, no matter how much they lie, deny, and cry. The good guys are going to hang them out to dry.

From yesterday: Romina blows some metaphorical snot all over Cristóbal.

Camila, Meche, and Mónica powwow regarding the falsified results of the first paternity test. Could Romina have finagled it alone? Must have been the baby’s real father who helped her, right? Well, what about someone else, someone who wanted Romina to marry Emiliano? Who could that be? Meche tells them about Carlota’s cloak-and-dagger routine to hand an envelope to the clinic person the day of the test. “Could Carloca have bribed them to change the results?” asks Mónica. “Yes,” says Camila. “Yes, she could.”

Back in the waiting room, Emiliano drags Germán in with excessive force and yells at Romina that he’s brought her amante to take a paternity test and help the baby. Deny, deny, deny, says Romina’s one-track mind. Germy readily admits that the baby has to be his, and his mother died of cystic fibrosis. Romina continues denying, loudly.

New: “It’s all a lie! I love you, Emiliano!” Romina shrieks, dropping to her knees and clinging to him like a barnacle. “You don’t love anyone, not even yourself! I never want to see you again!” he retorts, and rages out. Rabid Romi turns her rancor on Germán, who just looks sad (well, what you can see of him through the blood looks sad). She snarls that he should have lied. {I hope some of the hospital staff are recording all this.} He says she never loved him or the baby, she just used them to trap Emiliano. Romememena admits it and says that’s all Germs was good for, to be used and thrown out like the trash he is. Auch. A nurse finally tells them to stop making a scene. Germs calmly asks for some help getting his wounds patched up and goes away with the nurse. Romi collapses in a chair, in absolute disbelief that her stupid lies and manipulations have backfired.

Orlando is back in his office, lamenting to long-suffering Angélica that Camila won’t go with him to Houston now, with the baby so sick. “Yes, that is really unfortunate about the BABY,” says Ange. What with everything going on, muses Orlando, probably Emiliano won’t want to go either. “Um, duh,” says Ange, but more politely. “But you could go! You know the business!” Angélica smiles, pleased that her few months of sitting at the reception desk has taught her so much.

Padre Benito is pleased to hear from Obispo Calixto that they are willing to make Cris a priest again, but he thinks Cris should be given as much time as he wants to mosey back to the church. No, says the bishop. Just enough time to arrange his personal affairs.

Ange asks Orlando for permission for a little time off before they go to Houston. She and Miriam want to go to Mexico City to deal with their accusation against Darío. Orly grudgingly consents.

Natalia tells Eugenio via phone that Efraín, the investigator, thinks Alonso went after Carlota for killing Iñaki, and that’s what did him in. Efraín is willing to continue helping them.

Paloma and Gabriel arrive back at Misery Manor by chauffeured fancy car, all holding hands and lovey-dovey. They agree they are novios. Well, now that that’s settled, smoochy-smoochy. Dang, where’s Emiliano when we need him to appear? He’s falling down in his stalker duties. {I must say, as much as I like Gabriel and think he’s way better for Paloma than Emo, these two actors do not look at all comfortable kissing each other.}

Out on the street, Emiliano tells Camila that Germán is the baby’s father. Cami is all apologies, but he says he doesn’t blame her; this is all Romina’s fault. Emo says he still cares about the baby, so he asks Cami to let him know how he’s doing.

Paloma has foolishly ventured into the gothically gloomy confines of Misery Manor, where Cruel reams her out for having dared to leave the house without permission. “I don’t need permission!” says Paloma. “My house, my rules!” bellows Cruel. “Fine! I’ll move out!” Crueloca says she can’t leave because she has no place to go. Doc B is gone, and Gabriel left and is dying besides. “Gabriel’s back, and I’m going to go live with him!” says Paloma, still not having learned that she should never tell Carloca anything.

{Hilarious previews of Camila as an olde-tymey dame in CS, wailing about getting married to Juan de Dios, and wailing some more when she’s told her baby is dead. I’m not sure it’s supposed to be a comedy, but…}

Miriam and Angélica consult with a lady we may have seen before, but I don’t remember. She might be the editor. Or maybe she’s a lawyer. I don’t know. Anyway, they want progress on the legal front, and soon. It took them awhile to decide because they were afraid of Darío´s threats, but no more. The lady says there’s hope even though the dirtbag has already registered their work. They’ll get some peritos (experts) to certify that it’s their work, then start a lawsuit. Miriam and Ange just need to get together any drafts and files they have to support their claims.

Rufi tells Paloma that the baby is very sick. Paloma wonders whether she should go to the hospital to visit. Rufi thinks that would just be throwing fuel on the fire. Paloma tells Rufi that she and Gabriel are novios. Rufi is thrilled and asks whether they’re way in love. Eh…no, not so much, says Paloma, but she really cares about him, and there are different kinds of love. Good enough.

Also thrilled is Eugenio. “That’s more like it!” he says. “You could live a long time yet!” Gabriel doesn’t want to talk about the future. He says he and Paloma have decided to just live and be happy one day at a time. He’s still a little mad that Eugenio told Paloma his big secret, but Don E says he really had no choice after she found out anyway. Well, now Gabriel doesn’t have to pretend or run away from Paloma, so he’s glad Don E and Tia Loca played Cupid. Big hug.

Darío assaults Miriam and Angélica in the parking garage as they leave their meeting. Some guy driving in, who looks familiar but I’m tired, is mysteriously unseen by them as he whips out his camera and records the action. “With this, I’m going to the primera plana (first level?),” he says with satisfaction. I’m not sure what he means by that, but he plans to do something with the recording.

Camila is back at the hospital, reaming out Romina, who has somehow not yet wandered off for a manicure or some shopping. Lots and lots of furious yelling, containing: a. you nasty two-timer, b. coerced marriage, c. didn’t I teach you any values?, d. lies lies lies, e. selfish, f. faked paternity test, g. was it Carlota or Germán who helped you? After Cami shoves Romi onto the sofa, Romi finally cracks and says it was Carlota, who didn’t want Emiliano with Paloma. Even though she already pretty much knew this, Camila is still shocked. Romina tries to pretend that Carlota made her do it, but Cami’s garden doesn’t need fertilizing, so she ain’t buying it.

Carloca paces her study, muttering that Paloma keeps making her do things. Unfortunately, she can’t do anything to Gabriel until she figures out what happened to Doc B. But who could be sending her those anonymous messages?

Emiliano takes up his well-practiced pose, mooning under Paloma’s balcony. He gives up after only a few seconds.

Darío storms into Lucila’s office and demands her help denouncing those horrid women who accused him of plagiarism. Nothing doing. She throws him out.

Germán calls Liliana from the emergency room and asks her to come to the hospital, saying it’s urgent.

The police detectives pay a visit to Misery Manor to ask a few questions regarding Doctor Bermúdez. Carlota puts a little too much smiling and wide-eyed innocence into her insistence that all this can have nothing to do with them.

A nurse tells Natalia that “he” hasn’t improved, he’s still the same. Natalia sits on the bed and tells the patient he has to get better, and I guess the actor was finally available because we get to see that it is, indeed, Doc B lying there.

Rufi tells the detectives what time Doc B dropped her off at home after the party. Carloca says she was home earlier, as Cris can verify. Then she pretends to have a moment of shocked realization. “Cristóbal was out wandering the streets late at night! Gosh, could he be a serial killer?” “Oh, shut up,” says Paloma. “He’s probably got the doctorcito’s corpse stashed somewhere!” says Loca. “Or maybe he’s got the doctor stashed somewhere, alive and kicking,” says Rufi, with a disgusted glare at Cruel. (She says vivo y coleando, alive and wagging).

Eugenio recounts the story for Madeleine and Cris, as we see in flashback that Doc B called him and he rushed over, and the doc only managed to say “Carlota” before he passed out. Eugenio called a doctor friend and they had Doc B taken to the city in an ambulance and kept it quiet to protect him. “Isn’t it a crime to hide this?” asks Cris. Eugenius says it’s all under control. He’s sure that Carlota tried to kill Doc B, though, and probably killed others. Madeleine wonders why she hasn’t been arrested, then. Eugenius says they don’t have enough evidence, and the doc can’t denounce her until he wakes up. {Oh, come on! All you need is an anonymous note!} So, he is trying to gain her confidence so he can push her to the limit. “Carlota has won a lot of battles, but she is not going to win the war,” says Cris. Uh, Cris, maybe you might want to get your daughter and her long-suffering pseudoabuela and her new novio out of the line of fire. Just a thought.

Liliana arrives at the hospital and Germy tells her he is an idiot. She does not argue with that. Germs says he wants to be with her; she says too late. He says his baby could die the same way his mother did, and gets genuinely teary at the idea. Lili says she really hopes not, and it’s a shame that Germán has ruined his entire life when he had everything. Is this rock bottom? Might he be redeemed? He begs Lili not to leave him alone, but she does.

On her way out, Lili sees Romina in the waiting room. “Since Paloma won’t do this, I will,” Lili says, and she slaps Romi so hard she knocks her back onto the sofa. Then she calls her a zorra.

After the detectives leave, Paloma yells at Tia Loca for accusing Cris. Carloca says even though Cris was found innocent, she’s more and more convinced that he’s a farsante (fraud). “Why all the hate and bitterness?” asks Paloma. “Look, you daring little brat, you are nobody to judge me! Don’t provoke me! You’ll follow my rules and do what I say!” bellows Auntie Maim. After Cruel storms away, Rufi says tia gives her gooseflesh (se me enchina la piel).

Luz tells Rafael about the abusive boozer’s threats. He’s worried and doesn’t want her to go out alone. Luz says she’s fine; they say guys like that just want to intimidate (anvils? Let’s hope not). The silver lining is, since he’s got his sights on Xochitl, they want to expedite the adoption so the little tyke will have parents to protect her. So, they’re getting married! Rafa looks thoughtful and swallows hard.

Liliana bounces into the house and squeals to Paloma that she has good news. “Me too!” giggles Paloma, unable to wait. “I’m Gabriel’s novia!” This happy momento is followed by something even more satisfying: Camila has followed Lili in, and she slaps Carlota across the face. There is a whole lot of fury fueling that hit. “How DARE you connive to change the paternity test results so Emiliano would marry Romina, when you knew perfectly well that the father was Germán?!” Behind her, Paloma is impactada. Carlota spews her usual lines: “How DARE you accuse fine upstanding pure me of such things?! Get out of my house!”

“Tia? Is this true?” asks Paloma, who has not yet figured out that the louder Carlota gets, the more she’s lying. “Your daughter is a slut, and you’re a bad mother! Don’t try to blame me for your filth!” Cruel yells at Camila. Cami says she will get proof, and Crueloca is going down hard. On her way out, Cami warns Paloma and Rufi to be very careful, because they are living with the enemy. Lili hastily departs. Cruel continues yelling. Rufi and Paloma both look very concerned, and I don’t know why they don’t both just run like hell.

Confab at the platería. Anamar is there, of course. Emo says something about Romina and Germán only having been together one time. Ummmm, I don’t think it was only once, says Ange. She restates her previous assertion, that it’s unbelievable Emo could possibly have spawned a child on the supposed night, of which he remembers nothing. Well, regardless, Emo is having a really hard time giving up the child he had come to love.

Paloma tells Rufi that she doesn’t want to believe the accusations against Crueloca, but part of her does. Rufi says it’s not hard for her to believe since she knows for sure that Cruel is a vicious liar. They agree that they don’t want to stay in that house any longer. They will find a room to rent or something. Rufi says they can use her savings, and Paloma says she will work, and she will have her engagement ring re-appraised and sell the necklace Tia Loca gave her for her birthday if she has to.

Natalia tells Eugenio via phone that Doc B still has not improved. He asks her to keep him posted the minute something changes. Nat confesses to him that she sent a little anonymous note to Carlota.

The doctora tells Camila, Romina, and Germán that Germs is definitely the father of the baby. Romina, surprisingly, has stopped denying it. The doc tells them that cystic fibrosis is incurable, but Bernardito is already recovering well from the current crisis, and with treatment he can live a mostly normal life. She recommends that they all get some rest now, before they come back to learn how to care for the baby’s special needs. Germy looks relieved that the baby is doing better. Romi stares stoically the other direction. After the doc leaves, Romina snottily tells Germán to take good care of the baby he wanted, but don’t count on her. Camila is livid.

Avances: Paloma thinks Cris may be her father. Romina still won’t give up on trapping Emiliano.

Theme dicho (said by Liliana to Germán): Cada quien recoge lo que siembra. Everyone reaps what they sow.

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I am typing this on a tiny netbook because my laptop is off getting R&R at the computer hospital - so I'm in a cranky mood, and am also disgusted with this lamest of last-minute sub-plots:

Lame computer disaster

An emergency meeting of the board of directors is called to discuss the withdrawal of 25 million pesos from the company funds, ostensibly by MJ. Felipe is first to ask, why would she steal 25 mil when she's already loaded and now doubly loaded (due to her inheritance from Porfirio)? Vic, as usual, is clueless and in denial. [Have you noticed she has to wear a "V" around her neck as a clue to remind her what her own name is?]

Bruno bops in all accusatory and triumphant. He's mildly impactado to hear about Jorge's death and Elena's imprisonment.

MJ visits with her dad and sister. Her jubilation upon remembering the exact look of the apartment the three of them shared is interrupted by a sinister phone summons to the board meeting.

Lisette stands behind a door and hears Maura and Bruno having one of their hysterical squabbles in which they reveal all their evil deeds.

After Bruno stalks out Lisette confronts Maura - who says "He made me do it. And it was the only way to get Alejandro back. That MJ destroyed my life." "But those are crimes." "You are intolerably smug!" "You should confess." "Lisette, promise you'll say nothing." Lisette says she won't tell. Maura collapses in tears. [Anybody who feels sorry for her raise your hand.]

At the meeting, general shock about the 25 mil. Bruno dances about saying "sooner or later it was bound to happen!" He doesn't think there should be an investigation, they should just chuck MJ in the dungeon immediately.

MJ: "I don't even know how to use a computer." "Your sister Paula did it for you. We know she's ambitious. And your dad, well, maybe you needed the money because he's a CROOK who did JAIL time for DRUGS." Lots of yelling.

Long story short, they get computer experts to analyze the hard drives and - nothing - but Paula says, "have you tried the ones in the computer hospital? Maura's is there, sick with a virus."

And voila, they find the telltale traces on Maura's computer and she tries to weasel out of it but is detained. Lisette comes to see her in jail, where she is being questioned.

End of lame computer disaster

Elena tries to use her daughter's lofty Lombardo connections to weasel out of jail but she gets twelve years. [Anybody who feels sorry for her raise your hand.]

Fer is walking with a cane. He says his helper Irene is smart and pretty - but she's not Vic. He can't forget Vic. Personally I don't see anything appealing about Vic, she's such a fusty wimp. But then, so is Fer. [I know a guy who is happily married to a woman twenty years older than he is. They are two happy fuddy duddies.]

Eric grumbles about Bruno to his relatives - he'd really like to kill Bruno, that sarnoso (mangy) dog. Bruno finds him and says, you gotta kill Alex. Eric says, I can hardly walk... [Remember, he was shot and Bruno splendidly stepped right over him while making a getaway, leaving Eric bleeding on the ground.] "Find me somebody."

Bruno meets with erick's acquaintance, a scary looking bald guy, and offers him 4.5 million pesos, but the guy wants the money right that second. Bruno amusingly says, "The banks aren't open!" and reluctantly forks over what's in his pocket. Not enough. So he throws in his watch, "it's worth half a mil! Now go find three buddies and a car."

At breakfast, Paula says she's quitting LombardoCo, she won't work someplace where her sister is unfairly accused, but Alex convinces her to come along with him anyway.

His car has a flat tire so they end up leaving in MJ's car, which for some reason is blindado (armor-plated). [Anybody know why?]

Bruno, gun stuck in the back of his pants, lurks near two little girls playing in the grass. And here comes Alex!

The baddies block the road with their car and all four of them face the car and open fire. Bruno is directly in front of the windshield firing right in Alex's face but even though the car looks polka-dotted by the time the bad guys get scared and run away...

... Alex and Paula are unharmed. They drive back to the mansion in the polka-dotted car. Alex carries Paula up the stairs and...

...I almost laughed seeing that Victoria still looked imploring, like, "Oh don't accuse my Bruno," even though Bruno has now stood in front of a car and shot a gazillion bullets which were supposed to land in Alex's face... she is disconsolate and trucks off to her room dragging Felipe on the end of her arm the way she always does. [Like Christopher Robin drags Pooh.]

Bruno goes to Eric's house and yells at him, "You have to hide me!" "We can't hide here, this is the first place they'll look." He takes Bruno to some trumped up, hmm, it looks like a cinder-block elementary school with a lot of hay bales in it. This is near Eric's cousin out in the country some place.

Bruno wants whiskey and fine foods, but they don't have money.

At least Bruno still has his purple scarf! He fondles his gun and holds it up to his head contemplating suicide I suppose...

... but during the commercial break he reconsiders. "If it's the last thing I do, I'll kill Alex."

Hmm, I got distracted so I don't know where Erick came up with a few pesos; he goes off to the store and comes back with food but Bruno yells, "This is only fit for pigs! You're keeping the good stuff for yourself! And don't think we're equals! I'm the boss. Hey, don't look at me that way! I said DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY!" [Everybody who feels sorry for Bruno, raise your hand.]

Alex goes to see Lisette and tell her: "Maura's in jail and Bruno tried to kill me." Lisette recounts the conversation she heard between Maura and Bruno and thus Alex finds out Maura was involved in MJ's kidnapping.

At that very same moment, back at home MJ suddenly has a flashback and remembers! That Maura gave her to the kidnappers! She goes running and screaming through the house, Alex isn't there so she tells Victoria.

I'm sorry I have not lavished loving detail on this, my last recap for Sortilegio. Please feel free to add anything! Thanks for visiting Caray Caray!

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El Clon premiered last night on Telemundo, 8 PM, and it looks fantastic. So good, that su servidor came out of retirement and begged Melinama to let me help recap it. I haven't been this excited about a new novela in three years!

Jean did a bang-up recap last night, with lots of pictures, so if you look through that you'll be all ready for tonight's episode. It's already on the sidebar, so please come join us. Jean and I will be recapping it, but of course we wouldn't argue if someone wants to take one night. They say it's about 125 cap's.

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Alternate title: ARE THEY OR AREN'T THEY? ONLY NIEVES KNOWS FOR SURE



Lots of good comedy in this one but not a great deal of plot advancement. Although seeing Beto pounding on the door of the monastery--and having it opened by none other than Thomás from Fea was worth the price of admission. Marcos showed himself willing to have his daughter believe she commited incest rather than letting her continue her romance with the "naco"; and Oscar proved himself to once again be several steps ahead of everyone else in using people to further his own ends. Hey, wouldn't he and Isabel be the perfect couple!? I'm sure she'd be happy to whip him (a la Loriloca) if nothing else. But I digress...let's get to the synopsis.



Mauricio, in his typical low-energy somniferous manner, is trying to explain his actions to an outraged Nieves and Alicia. The two women are practically blowing him out of the room with their energy and anger. But he plods wearily on.



Things are livelier in Marcos' pad. Jacqui has morphed from conciliatory concerned parent to barracuda, once Marcos confessed he had another kid. She assumes it was with Nieves and goes ballistic. How could he prefer beans to caviar, mud to goose-down coverlets?! The outrage! Suffice it to say, she takes it personally.



Connie arrives, chagrined to find her parents still fighting. Beto arrives, intent on punching Marcos out for abandoning his mom at the altar. Things are said. Various horrors revealed, denied, affirmed. The word "porqueria" gets thrown around. Beto thinks it's referring to him and takes umbrage. Actually, says Jacqui, I was talking about Marcos' morals. Okay. No problem. Alas, as the acrimony continues , Connie and Beto are led to believe that they are half brother and sister. Horror, horror, horror. Then Beto puts their minds at ease. Mom didn't know who my dad was. She tried to fool Marcos into believing it was his, but he didn't buy it and left her at the altar. Whew. What a relief.



At the bat cave, just the opposite. Alicia is writhing as she realizes her friend, her best and dearest friend, betrayed her. But wait! It can't be.! Isabel is a good woman. I know that deep down she loved her daughter. She just hid it, underneath the horror of that assault. Nieves jumps in and demolishes that argument and all of Alicia's defenses.



Back to Marcos. Our Nieves is still the focus of attention. Her veracity is being questioned. She never lies, maintains Beto. Well how about when she said your pop was Juan José Origel? Okay. One time. And when she said it was Hilario. Okay. Twice.



Well, who guarentees she's not lying now!? Nah, smiles Beto, Mom got it on with whoever was shakin' it. Now Marcos is outraged. Don't talk about your mama that way. With a scornful laugh, Marcos asserts that this imbecile Beto can't possibly be his offspring. THEN WHO IS, demands Jacqui. Uh oh.



Double uh oh. Gabriela and Monita are at the water fountain in the mental health facility. Moni is wearing a bizarre ensemble. Looks like a scrunchy yellow bathing suit on top of bright magenta tights. Not her best look though she's still lovely. But IQ wise, not so much. Every time Gabriela seems on the point of intuiting the truth about Salvador and his fate, Monita argues her out of it.



So back to our Not Brady Bunch. Jacqui's tearing into Marcos. So is Connie. So is Beto. Jacqui is also tearing into Connie for defending her pop all these years. Beto and Connie hash out their resentments.

C: You turned your back on me.

B: You left me no choice. You chose revenge and threw away my love.

J: Daughter, this jackal is right. And I can see you really love him. He's the man for you.

B: Since you, I've never wanted to be with any other woman.

C: And I'll never care for anyone else.



Tender looks. The beginning of a good kiss. Outraged Papa. Dagger thrust. Deep-six this love you have for each other. YOU ARE MY CHILD, BETO. You and Connie have the same blood. I left Nieves at the altar, knowing she was carrying my child, because I came to my senses and realized this low-class woman wasn't for me. HORRIFIED LOOKS.



J: What's happened has no name!

C: Yes, it does. It's called Incest.



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Okay. Coming back. Feeling a little queasy. And so is Beto. I'm a monster! he cries, I slept with my sister. Dad pushes his advantage. Forget this...this...thing, he gestures, pointing to Beto. I'll never forgive you, is Connie's reply. Jacqui manages to steal this dramatic scene just by arching her eyebrows. Wouldn't want to have to share the stage with this foxy lady. She'd leave me in the dust.



Lotsa drama back at the bat cave as well. Alicia finally disintegrates under the barrage of revelations. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.....it's true. And my heart is breaking. How could she do this to me....me who cared for her so deeply all these years? Nieves, showing herself as relentless as Marcos in imposing her point of view, adds that Isabel came back, not out of repentance, but in order to get Monita's bone marrow. She never loved her daughter, never.



Okay, Mauricio interjects at this point that they must protect Monita from this cruel knowledge at all costs and the two women agree.



Mientras tanto, at the manicomio, the good doctor is blowing smoke. Gabriela wants to talk with Loriloca one on one and he's trying to convince her it's a waste of time. And besides, she's in a "camisa de fuerza" (strait-jacket) and a "habitacion aislada" (padded room). All the better. She's sedated; she's calm; maybe she'll listen to me, reasons Gaby.



Gaby enters.

L: Gosh, have you put on weight? You look a lot heavier.

G: No, actually I've lost some.

L: Better get a new scale sister. You look chunkier to me.



Not an auspicious beginning but Gaby plows on. Tries to convince Lor that Salvador is dead. No way. He's with me all the time. (too true)



And now my favorite scene: Beto is pounding at the door of a monastery. Nobody comes. What!? Will no one hear the cries of a repentant sinner!? Thomás creaks open the door. Welcome "hermano". Oh no, not THAT word, please! Anything but that! Amen. Save me!



Another Uh Oh scene. Aldo is hopping into Oscar's car, right on time.... showing how motivated he is to get married, notes Oscar with a smile. Get ready for the long slow windup and the fast pitch. Oscar is the master. He explains to Aldo that he can arrange for false papers so he can get married but it will do no good. As soon as Connie and Mauricio find out about the marriage, they can get it annulled. So, the solution? Aldo needs to get Connie's signature on papers "allowing him to get hitched". How can Aldo possibly do that? Use your imagination, kid. And now, gotta go. Have a busy day (tengo un dia muy complicado). But you get the signature, I'll get the judge to marry you. And nobody can change it.



Back at the monastery, Thomas is extricating himself from a man-hug and assuring Beto he can redeem his soul and cleanse his concience here. Beto strides forward, arms out as if he's hanging on the cross. Quite a scene.



And quite a scene back at the padded cell. (Are the writers making a comparison here?) Well, anyway, Lorenza is explaining that Oscar, her friend, has indeed brought Salvador to her. And before that, he was helping her make him crazy by doctoring his coffee with poison. Rememer that, Gaby? So please don't take him from me, Lorenza pleads, please please please. As she slides down the wall in supplication and despair, the words "poignant cheese" come to mind. No actually, she played the scene so well, I was feeling sorry for her.



We break for an ad for Univision webpage. Quite humorous given what we know about the virus. Oh well.



Back at the Bat Cave. Discussion moving along at turgid speed. Women commiserating with Mauricio. And Mau just wants Monita to be protected. Alright already. We've established that umpteen times.



Gaby has been rousted from the padded cell and is back at the water cooler with Monita. Whispering about Lorenza's strange story of complicity with Oscar in poisoning Salvador. Monita stubbornly talks her out of her suspicions (Shurrup! Monita) while for real Oscar lurks behind a convenient potted palm and overhears the whole story.

Somehow just lost half my story when I tried to post it. Is this the virus at work.? Okay, will try and reconstruct.

Oscar wastes no time in bracing the doctor and decrying the lack of security. Right now he's moving Lorenza and Salvador to a new facility. Dang. Doctor's not happy either. There goes the bonus.

Nieves is vowing to protect Monita from Isabel with everything she's got. Mauricio and Alicia agree...protect our little boxeadora at all costs.

Paula and Estrella are at the clothesline and Paula wheedles Estrella into revealing the marriage plans.

Connie, curled up in bed, is crying her heart out. Aldo comes in and says he has some school papers that need signing. Go away. No can do. Have to have this signed. If I leave it, you'll forget it. Please please please. Sob sob sob. Okay, give it here. She signs without looking at it. He leaves. More sobs. "Ay, te amo tanto Roberto y somos hermanos, ay!" ( no translation needed, right?) Sob sob sob. And there we end. Will try and post this one more time. If it works, I'll add the vocab and dicho that got wiped out somewhere in cyberspace.

Previews:
Connie vows that she's not going to be the only one in life that's miserable. She'll spread it around. Guess where?
And Beto learns some awesome facts about the monastery life. Up at 5 AM, prayers, breakfast (great!) of bread and water (yikes!), more prayers.....and then we whip ourselves. Not exactly Club Med.

vocabulary:
la bandera de paz -the flag of peace. What Jacqui was bringing until she learned of Marcos' other child
donde más te duela = where it hurts the most. Where she now wants to plant that flag of peace
picaflor = flirt, womanizer insult Beto threw at Marcos
desgarbada = gawky, schlumpy insult Jacqui used about Nieves
fosforescente = another insult, referring to Nieves' garish clothing and hair streaks
interés tiene pie = self-interest carries weight. Oscar, talking about Aldo being so punctual in his appointment
tengo un dia muy complicado = have a very busy day
cargar con esa lapida sobre tu espalda = carrying that weight on your shoulders (women commiserating with Mauricio about his secret)
voy a sacar las garras = going to unsheathe my claws (Nieves vowing to fight to protect Monita)
mi boca es una tumba = my lips are sealed (Paula, vowing to keep Estrella and Aldo's wedding plans secret
yo no ando de bocona = I'm not a gossip (more Paula)

Dicho of the Day
El que paga, manda. He who pays the piper calls the tune.

This dicho is for Marcos. He still thinks he's large and in charge. But we shall see.

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