Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Cuando Me Enamoro #156 Tuesday 11/29/11 Tales for Sale
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Aha!! So BSCBlanca is not Anibal's mama. I'm glad because it gives me hope for him. Tough enough that Augustin is his dad. Poor kid. "Jaundiced-toned replay", hee, how true. And how clever of mom to keep the proof of paternity.
Oh my, I laughed when Hons heard the baby cry and he jumped up all in a dither and yelling for Cons.
"Serious baby buzz," LOL!! Our poor Hons and Cons have some stuff to work out.
I'm with you Lila. It's one thing for crafty Blanca to cheat the company. It's another thing entirely for clueless Berta to do it. Good luck, Estupida.
Yes yes yes, Laz WAS restraining himself! I'm so darn happy that these two crazy kids finally got hitched.
Favorite Lila-ism of the night: "Jero is juro-ing to Renata that nothing is going to separate them. [This is known as anvil whispering!]" Indeedy!!
"Horny Hoozegow", ha ha haha!!!! Girl, you're killing me.
Nunca dejes...yep my dear old gran used to say the same thing as ticket girl's abuelita. Gah, the restaurant grand opening looks tragic. I don't even want to speculate.
Lila, you are a treasure for filling in and we are the lucky ones who get to enjoy your clever wit. You were born to write.
I dearly hope Renata doesn't cave and give NastyNesme a single centavo. He deserves prison justice for his sins.
Roberta will screw up very shortly and there will be an incredible showdown. And now that somebody has realized that Renata and not Roberta is Regina's daughter, how long is that revelation going to brew before it's served up?
"Anvil whispering"; sheer brilliance!
Word verification: vermi, which is only short one letter to describe Nesme and Augustin.
Back later, eatin' breakfast, combing hair, make-in up all at la misma tiempo! See ya later, friends!
Lila
Sylvia has pulled out many of my favorite lines from your recap, but anvil whispering was one of my favorites. Yes indeed. That's exactly what Jero is doing with all of these promises not to separate. We know that Augie has other plans.
Yay! Kari and Laz are finally hitched. Maybe the trick is to have a tiny wedding that hardly anyone knows about, like Gina-Gonzo Take 2. That way no one has a chance to get there gun beforehand.
I am so glad Ani is NOT related to Blanca. But I do feel sorry for the kid whose only relative is Augie. He also said his grandma died a few years back. I think he'll be a long-term resident of La Bonita by the time this all wraps up. Hey, maybe everyone will be living in La Bonita by the end!
Chema looked a happier this episode, pursuing his big dream of cooking in Paris. Last episode I was as worried as Julieta that he had bittter/vindictive plans for why he wanted everyone at the opening. But now I don't think he'll be bitter towards everyone, but forgiving and understanding.
I'm not sure how I feel about Nata paying Nasty. I was shocked she was ok with it. Usually our "good" tn characters get on their high horse about things like bribes. But Nata was like, "whatever, if that's what it takes, so be it." I have had to resort to bribery of officials at least twice in Latin American countries. Sometimes you have no choice.
Saul wasn't a drug addict, but a gabling addict (adicto al juego). Still, not a guy you want to jump back into a relationship with. Why is Augie so sure this guy can win Tata back, considering they had such a painful breakup?
It was also fun when Berta happily let Fina know that all the money was drained from the bank accounts so this was her last visit. That look of triumph faded fast -- and she sure caved to the manic duo's demands without blinking those over made up eyes.
See you all after class.
Güera
"Connie is like a pink record player stuck on the same disc"
Mind you, Honorio is too much like a blustering bossy take-charge guy when he rants to her for my taste. Still, I understand this is how most things go in a Latino marriage. The man calls the shots. Period. So she sulks like a child (having been treated like a naughty one) and plans to keep on keepin' on.
Also got a kick out of your juicy translation of "lo que no fue en tu año...". Very cute.
I agree with Sylvia, you were born to write, and now we all get to enjoy it!
Cracked up a "You bet your sweet bippy"...haven't heard that phrase in awhile. Still head-scratching how hooking up Saul and Tata gets Auggie what he wants. Is he thinking if Dr. WhyAren'tYouShowing takes off, Jero would follow? Or that he would get so upset that Nata then would go running to Auggie? Just not totally getting this convoluted plan.
Loved Laz and Kari. And having Nata as the witness from the group was perfect since she's as zany as they are. One couple down ( or I hope-give these kids a break. They've been thru enough).
Now, since I work in Finance at a major corporation, Blanca's instructions to Berta in the US wouldn't fly. First, for tax purposes, no vendor would address their payables to a person to pay for corporate items. Secondly, from the EM standpoint, internal and external audit on SOX rules would catch checks being sent to a person vs. the corporation in a second. There has to be a W-9 on file for the payments with the tax ID registered for the vendor. This is no small corporation, but I don't know the rules in Mexico.
And who out of the keystone gang though putting a spoiled, untrained brat into the Accounts Receivables dept. was a good idea? Beanie moment.
Poor Chema, will he ever really get to Paris? Really so sad.
Now for the let's pay off Dr.Dregs? WTH! I thought Nata was smarter than that. It's called a bribe in any court of law if that ever comes out -and this is a TN, so you know it will. So frustrated with this plot twist.
Hope Ultimate episodes doesn't translate that people get suddenly stupid.
Judy - please don't be mad at me for saying this after your heartfelt defense of Dr. Tata yesterday, but I swear I heard a nationwide (Caray Nation) groan when the show started with her sniveling. First thing... that's what we see? She is so weak, I bet she'll fall for Sexy Saul and remember that HE is her eternal love. But, why, writers, why?
Chema is just so sweet. Telling his father he isn't in the mood to talk to his "friends", but still wants them to attend the opening. Calling Selene, booking a trip to Paris, looking to the future. How can we not hope for a miracle? Maybe just this once?
I am floored that Blanca is not Anibal's mom. I really thought that was the case. Seems our Emilia is cleverer than the writers cuz that would have been an amazing plotline! Maybe she's an aunt? I can't give this thread up yet.
I hope that Nata knows there is no good to come out of giving a prisoner any more money than he can buy cigarettes with. Does she want Dr.DyeTheTopOfMyHeadOnly to pay for an escape? Maybe it will be used for protection, but how can she know? Does she want Kari and Laz's blood on her hands just days after witnessing their marriage? Think this through, Renata, and go to your Plan B.
I also love the Carina song, Lila. I wish there were a soundtrack for this telenovela, or maybe I should once and for all learn how to download songs. I am still in the CD buying mode. Hmmmm... I am getting an idea for when my son asks me what I want for Christmas, since he is into downloading. I am assuming the songs are listed in the credits? I'll have to watch for that tonight. It will give me something to look forward to if Chema drops.
Rosemary la Otra
"Just for our Carlos, doubts are settled with kisses and sweet nothings from one side of the sun-drenched bars to the other!"
"[Ok, Carlos, this time it was annoying!]"
Thanks for understanding.
At first I was appalled by Renata's incredible lapse of judgement in agreeing to Alvaro's demand, but when she yielded to Jerry's insistence that she take someone with her... I saw a delicious opportunity open up. Who better for her to ask along on this fool's errand than ... tada!... Augie.
My heart truly went out to poor Chema last night. When he called Selene to invite her to the grand opening of his restaurant, he initially sounded cheery and hopeful until:
"Your novio? Yeah sure... bring him along."
Maybe he'll get lucky in Paris.
Carlos
My other hope is she, or someone who would show her, finds that letter of Ani's regarding his paternity. A Telenova "AHA!" moment in the making if I ever saw one.
And thinking, if the restaurant opens, but plans to take off...who will be the chef or run it? May be the shortest opening/closing of a restaurant ever. Or will Dad and spare girl decide to take it over?
Thank you R la O! Girl I'm still into CDs too, AND I call them "albums" and I ain't a bit ashamed!
Gracias de verdad Carlos! Everytime Renata and Jero smooched, I thought of your exquisite rant yesterday. When she wouldn't let him tell her about Auggie going with Roberta I really felt ya!
Karen, what is Renata thinking? Do we even have time for this to backfire in their faces?
Hey daisy, what if Renata finds the "kill my kid" letter. That oughta knock Auggie off the pedestal!
Lila
;D Lila
Do we now know how Batty Blanca embezzled money from EM? If so, no wonder she is in jail.
I hope Nata takes Antonio with her to see Dr. Nasty. Maybe he came talk some sense into him, after all he is making headway with Tatas.
If Augie bites the dust, will Anibal inherit from Augie? That would be justice.
Rosemary #1
Rosemary #1
This is a knock-em-dead recap. You may not have published before two weeks ago but let this be incentive for you to start now. Boy, can you WRITE!
Some of my favorites from the recap:
—“We are introduced to Auggie’s latest purchase, Saul”. What in heaven’s name is Augustin up to with this plot? The writers have sure got me going with this one.
“As we watch the sad, jaundice-toned replay, Anibal tells the story of his Mom dying of cancer about two months ago. . .there was always just him and his Mom, she never married”. So now we know, no Blanca-momma. I heave a sigh of relief for sweet Anibal.
“Well, Hon is not making much headway with Connie, she’s got a serious baby buzz again”! Wonderful encapsulation of this whole encounter!
On the Renata-Nesme interaction…”[Once again, am I missing something here? How is the purchased word of psycho-perverted-lush going to help Jero?” No, dear Lila, you are missing nothing; this transaction is out-of-character and morally repugnant.
Thank you, Lila, for giving me such an enjoyable romp through last night’s epi. Beautifully written and well observed, Brava! Brava!
EJ
Rosemary #1 I LOVE the thought of Anibal inheriting Cruz de Desamor. There might finally be peace in the Valle and it looks like Anibal is interested in wine.
OK then, if Blanca is not related to Anibal then just who is she related to in the wine country? I'm not giving up yet. There's got to be a link, or maybe I am just grasping at straws. Maybe Fina is her only link. The previews make it look like those two are definitely up to no good.
You did it again, you made me laugh out loud in the office, causing several folks to raise their eyebrows at me; what could be so funny as to make me laugh uproariously right before I facilitate a 'cancer patients and their families' support group?
This is what did it:
"Dr.DyeTheTopOfMyHeadOnly".
Still LOL
EJ
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The last episode I saw had Nata walking in on Tatas holding Jero's hand and trying to foist off an ultrasound image of the twinklets on him. I was so happy that they worked through that and were laughing and groping within seconds, and that later Nata firmly layed down the ground rules back at La Bonita to the house staff. Sounds like the Jero-Nata partnership is holding in this episode.
I agree with Vivi, quick quiet weddings are the most peaceful, but is it valid? Seems almost axiomatic that by (TN) Mexican law, a few rounds must be fired off.
David
EJ, it sounds like they could use your services in the DF. Maybe Ben wouldn't have insisted that everyone lie to Chema if he'd had some sensitive and professional guidance.
Sylvia: “I'm with you Lila. It's one thing for crafty Blanca to cheat the company. It's another thing entirely for clueless Berta to do it. Good luck, Estupida.” Cracked me up.
Vivi: “Maybe the trick is to have a tiny wedding that hardly anyone knows about, like Gina-Gonzo Take 2. That way no one has a chance to get there gun beforehand.” So true. I think it would be nice if Laz and Kari had their religious portion of the ceremony as a double wedding with Carlos and Mati. But maybe because Kari is divorced, she can’t have a religious ceremony.
Daisynjay: “And who out of the keystone gang though putting a spoiled, untrained brat into the Accounts Receivables dept. was a good idea? Beanie moment.” I thought the same thing. But these people seem to be clueless when it comes to new hires.
Carlos: Nata taking Auggie along would be interesting. Though didn’t Jero tell her that Auggie tried to kill Dr. Death? She is Marinastyle delusional about Auggie and is in for a very rude awakening. If she takes Aug to the jail and sees Dr. D’s expression, she’ll have to realize what Jero is telling her is true. I get it that she considers Auggie a friend and he’s always treated her right, or so she thinks, but I would hope, considering how much it bothers Jero having Auggie around, that she would respect his wishes and not go out of her way to include Aug.
David: So happy your son arrived home safe.
Mike and Emilia: My thoughts are with you.
Robey
I have some advice for Prissy: Wanna be competative? Get a headband!
Now your favorite song (mine too) is Mi Bendición by Juan Luis Guerra. Have one of your adult children set you up with iTunes and then you can download these songs. It's a breeze (once you learn how) and it's great. And you can buy one song for $1.29 instead of a whole album where the result is (probably) crap. Then you can look up the lyrics on google and sing it all around the house as well.
You are right about Marina and her depression. Depressives are miserable to be around, esp. for their therapists. Hahahahaha.
Someone here on Caray, pls forgive me for the lack of attribution, mentioned recently that Americans have a particular aversion to self pity. My experience is that this is very true. There is still a lot of grin-and-bear-it, or stiff-upper-lip in our culture. I confess, I have a very hard time watching someone suffer, especially if the suffering is increased by their own actions. I sometimes want to meet extremes of self pity with a (metaphoric) slap up' the side of the head.
What a fine thing it is if our TN"hobby" helps us learn more about ourselves.
EJ
EJ
Sooo happy Kari and Super Laz are finally married. Yes Vivi, tiny and spur of moment weddings leave no time to get a gun. Priceless!
Valeena
Thanks, Cap'n, that box was a shock, too. No prob! It was my fault: I have to check that there's no hidden code in my submissions! And yeah, where the hell (literally) did Blaaaaanca come from?
David! Argh, how agonizing the wait! how sweet the reunion! And what cute (unintentional) ads for Emilia's beanies your darling grandtwins must've been!! Yah, David, Renata and Jero ARE hangin' together and sure did as much groping as they could through those bars last night!
Thank you Robey! I was so proud of that title, but in case I end up getting to recap that episode, I'm keeping it under wrap! This is hard work but rewarding: if a novela I love came along it's nice work if you can get it! Dernit! I know Renata is thinking about how wrong a good person can be about the character of another whom they've misjudged. You're right, unfortunately it's going to take a RUDE awakening to open her eyes to Auggie! I hope the abortion "love letter" will be enough!
Ok, not sure what everyone is referring to but I send prayers and hugs to Mike and Emilia.((((((M&E))))))
Off to cook and stuff!
Lila
Honorio is being less than honorable at the moment. If he just doesn't want a baby, he has every right to say so, but telling Constanza that she's too old and daft to manage one is hardly a diplomatic way to put the kibosh on her dreams. Also, they are still fairly young and spry, and they can certainly afford to hire a nanny to help out. No reason he needs to lose sleep if he doesn't want to. Plus, they don't stay babies long, and I would think Honorio would enjoy having an older child. Why is he so dead set against it? What if they adopted an older kid? He really isn't even considering Constanza's very strong maternal feelings.
Also, WE know the plot with little Amparo is going to go badly for Coni, but with the information she has, I don't think she's done anything wrong (aside from pretending she's going to back off and hiding the situation from Honorio and Regina). Why wouldn't you help out a baby whose mother is doing a lousy job of keeping her healthy? Rules and regs seem irrelevant when you're looking at a sick, helpless child; compassion is not a bad thing.
So Aníbal has no place to go and no family left other than Augie. Poor kid. Yes, Renata needs to see that letter and check, and then she can adopt him. Even if he's only a few years younger than she is.
EM needs to revamp their hiring policies in a major way. None of them really wanted Roberta working there, so why didn't they tell her she needed to go to school for a few years first, rather than ushering her straight into the executive suite?
All the best to Mike and Emilia in these challenging times with Mike's mamá. Virtual hugs: {} {}
Lila this was a great recap -- no need for humility. I was laughing all the way through.
I loved the string of jailhouse terms hoosegow Light, Sunnydale Hoosegow and the best -- Horny Hoosegow.
Also love Crus de Desamor -- and the description of Honorio " Now it’s Hon’s turn to jut HIS jaw" and of course the pik record player.
The wedding scene was so cute and you described their mood with the"divorce decree in a green-means-go folder."
I don't understand what Auggie has in mind but I love your description of Saul - the cause of Tata closing her heart to love, losing herself in her profession and low-cut cleavage-baring blouses. [
You have a wonderful talent for writing. Thanks
Güera
As an old financial consultant asesora financiera myself, my take on the task assigned to Roberta the Rube is thus: Blanca told her to get her name on the bank accounts signature list so she can be aware when accounts are received then she can turn around and write a check out. Anyone else catch the exact wording??
So many great new phrases, Lila. I am so glad you joined the team with fresh energy from you and from Elan June, we can laugh all the way to the finale.
Lila, I will try to post my appreciation for your most excellent recap. On my way to the nursing home.
My word verification is 'taxes'. Oh NO!!
Is Chema going to be in Paris for the opening of his restaurant and leave all the guests wondering where he is? Maybe he'll leave a note. I suspect that's why he is insisting that everyone be there. One final tearjerker letter(maybe video) and Chema is never seen again.
The only thing I hope Renata gets out of Nesme is him telling her what Augustine has been up to. For someone who grew up with a mommy and sister who hate her and lied to her repeatedly, she sure is trusting.
I have to say that I can't stand the smoochy smoochy Jeronimo and Renata scenes. I confess to changing the channel. It's just too over the top for me. And I wish Isidro would hurry up about the fingerprints. I watch with bated breath for the time when the truth is known to all.
Cathy
So - all of you lovely recappers: Thank you so very much! As goofy as the TNs can be, Caray has become our island of sanity compared to the daily visits to the nursing home. We refer to it as the "manicomio."
The guy I'm feeling really bad for right now is Benjamin, Chema's dad. To finally reconnect w/ your kid after years away to find him dying is just awful. The actor's doing a good job.
The Sunnydale Hoosegow and all that canoodling... I had my last trip to Germany in '93 and still remember an ad on German TV for "Das Jailhouse F**k" (seriously and it was hilarious to hear a German announcer drop the "F" bomb) which was a genuine authentic iron bar cell door to prop up or lay flat or whatever gratifies your kink. Think it was the result of an entrepreneur answering the question of what to do with all these abandoned Stasi prisons once East Germany ceased to be. Yes, German TV is not like American TV. There was an implicit admonition to take turns shackling and being shackled.
What brilliant detective brought this Saul character to Augustin's attention? Weird. Maybe we'll get to watch a sleaze on sleaze contest between those two at some point.
A dummy like Roberta getting involved in corporate finance is a "no puede ser" in the first place, let alone towards a criminal end.
Thanks again, everyone, for the concern and good wishes.
Is that "Das Jailhouse F*%#" still available? Sounds like this year's must-have Christmas gift!
Good news Mike and Emilia.
Robey
A bargain at twice the price.
Rosemary #1--I think you've got it--we've all been puzzled as to why Anibal was brought in to late. Of Course, a Major Antagonista must die. I wonder if he's made out his will. Without it, it would go to a next of kin (hopefully).
My word verification is "shysturr" definitely something that Blanca and Saul can relate to. Saul, if you recall is hungry for the moola because he's heavily in debt--as a result of his gambling addiction, I'm sure...so he's not a reformed man.
**Stay tuned after EL FIN, Cap'n Sylvia and I have a special treat for CME sufferers.
NOK
My thoughts and wishes for the best are with you, too. Mike, I need a recharge every once in awhile, so I'd love to know where your mom plugs in. She sounds like someone I'd really love to know.
NOK
Augie was chest thumping to himself that he found this guy on the internet. How he found out that he was once Maritata's novio and that he is bankrupt is another thing (only in tnovelaland).
What Augie can't control is Marina's intense revulsion of this guy trying to get back into her life. There's no comparison between him and Jero. A bankrupt n'er do well who broke her heart or a rich, handsome guy who broke her heart. Hmmm. Methinks in the last scene Saul was glueing her heart back a bit.
NOK--again (where there's time, there's always something else to say)
Wow, Lila! No reason to be humble! That was an awesome recap, and so funny!
I looooooved the stuck pink record player ROTFLOL!
Audrey
Hi, Valeena! You get an A! Thanks!
Thanks, Julia, for that well-reasoned, fair and compassionate defense of Coni's maternal yearnings. Good points!
Güera! Thank you so much, you are so kind. You guys putting up with my scattered brain is really heart warming!
Hi Cheryl. Thanks for that description of the Fina finagling. This being a novela, I'm sure Berta will get away with it for a while. Cheryl, how refreshing for ME to find someone other than my family to tolerate my brand of zaniness!
Emilia! Prayers for strength and healing grace to you all. . .my heart goes out to you!
Cathy, you are welcome, thanks for reading it. I don't know what Chema plans. Haven't looked at my recording yet but I think it's going to be sad. I agree Cathy, I want to truth to be known about Roberta and more than seeing her punished I want to witness Regina feeling and expressing the real love of her real daughter!
OMG Mike! Jailhouse ***k - oweeee, that's hot and fun-ny!
Thanks NOK! Hmmmm, a special treat hunh? Goody! Goody!
Audrey, thank you! This recappin' is fun and you guys make it well worth all the work!
Lila
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