Caray, Caray!

This was great Eli. Thanks!

Flashbacks - Ya Basta! Latoodle sure loves them though - it's her mark.

Ah so that was what they were doing with those baggies. I was confused by what the heck they were doing.

"We forgive but don't forget" LOL

 

Gracias, Eli! Talk about spinning straw into gold! This episode was such a total dud, but the recap is hilarious :D

"If you can't trust the people you kidnap with who can you trust?" No joke! I'd almost be willing to explore the ramifications of the daddy-daughter power struggle for control of La Banda, but (1) it's too close to the end already and (2) Tilico seems to have a limited array of facial expressions and that lascivious, too-wide grin while looking at Ines is just gross!

"But did you guys see the necklace she was wearing? It was fugly!" It's like she was wearing the testicles of all the men she's verbally castrated.
 

"But did you guys see the necklace she was wearing? It was fugly!"

The necklace was fugly. It was sooo HUGE!

"It's like she was wearing the testicles of all the men she's verbally castrated."

LOL Kat
 

Kat, "But did you guys see the necklace she was wearing? It was fugly!" It's like she was wearing the testicles of all the men she's verbally castrated.

Freaking brilliant!

PS:How would I post a picture from Instagram into my recap?
 

I think the easiest way is the little icon that looks like a picture, and then it's going to ask you to upload it to your g+ account and link from there. But at least that way, it's easier to control the size and stuff instead of manually entering all the info.
 

What a riot Eli!

Lo crying about being forgiven and how she just wants to see her nietos was hilarious. Just two days before she didn't care if they were eaten by rats but now she wants them. Puhlease! I want more, harder anvils to come for her!!!
 

This is great Eli, don't know what I'd do without you guys.

"Whaaaaaaaa,whaaaaaaa baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?"

And Kat a klassic
"It's like she was wearing the testicles of all the men she's verbally castrated."

Funny I was thinking the same about Esmeralda, her dress and shoes in the dump at least Lorenza had the good sense to wear boots.

So Damien nailed Gisela with Pablo's testimony, can Lorenza be on his list too. Will any of these fools fall for Lorenza's contrite tripe again?

If anyone needed to be kidnapped, bound & gagged it isn't Jarocha. Why, she's a friggin saint and staunch defender of the Gata, poor J-ho.

Ines is hell bent on spending the rest of her life in prison.
 

Yes poor Jarocha didn't deserve to be kidnapped. Surely, the writers could have chosen someone else.

 

Where's our anon who brought this up earlier...so many people on this show have been kidnapped, the list of who hasn't is almost shorter than the list of who has!
 

Hello,
I"m confused. A woman tries to kill your grandkids, and takes a shot at you with a gun and her punishment is to be forgiven but not forgotten?? One thing I did like about TN is that the more evil someone is, you can be sure they would pay a pretty steep price in the end. But it looks like Lo is going to escape with a slap on the wrist. The only thing I can think of is that Fernando is believing that Lo's grief will eventually cause her to kill herself. I can't think of any other reason for letting her get off with what she did. He keeps talking about the price she is going to pay, but i can't see what else it could be. Not Jail, because she would already be in Jail.

Also, it doesn't look good to battle a blind man in any situation. It looks so foul. I wish the Doc could see and we could see some fisticuff, but with a blind guy...ah no. So I guess if he can't hurt him physically, hurt him emotionally.


 

You know what this novela is missing? A good murder! All the deaths happened off-screen and the body count is at zero. Does anyone remember any novela where no one died?
 

Wish someone had kidnapped Fernando but you couldn't get his lard ass in the trunk.
 

Technically, can we consider his incarceration for a crime he didn't commit "kidnapping"?
 

I thought of imprisonment in addition to kidnapping so wish they'd put him back or perhaps he can fall for Lorenza and they go on that cruise or to Taxco and use that honeymoon suite both Pablo and Virginny used.

Speaking of Virginny, couldn't we also include exile? Lorenza sent her to Italy.
 

The last trial I sat on a jury for, we found out that kidnapping includes things like holding someone in place while another person beats the crap out of them, as ridiculous as that sounds. It's depriving them of their liberty.
 

"...that she has to deal with this on her own *eye roll*.

Oh my gourd, THIS!! I am so tired of Esme having to do everything on her freaking own. It's really pissing me off.

You really did spin straw into gold with this. You would think things would pick up so close to the end. Instead we've had endless flashbacks.

Whatever, Latoodle-oo.
 

Loved the recap Eli! Thanks!

When I saw Lo's necklace I could almost hear the rustling and whispering on the Patio....To me it was just the biggest, bobbliest Bobble necklace ever!
I thought they looked like little shrunken heads strung around her neck, but what do I know?

Lo's claim to be reformed is nothing new, is it for real this time?

J in Oregon, rushing back to work
 

Short and sweet, filled with many great lines. How wonderful Eli.

#1---You don't need to worry, like these idiots would ever go to the police to report a crime.

#2---She wants to be good but can't help that she's evil. Gringo asks, did she end up at the wrong gene pool.

#3---Oh the f*ckery

#4---If you can't trust the people you kidnap with, who can you trust?

Put on some jeans and a hoodie you dork. PLEEEASE! A goddess can never be a dork---can she?

I've got to go back and see that necklace Lo wore last night. I think that this is the first time that I didn't notice her neckwear.

Diva---We'll bribe OSHA and the EPA if we have to. We must let nothing stop our anvil production.

J---Truffle anvils? Sounds like a great idea. Does anyone have a
"to die for" recipe?

Tofie---I have never tried an around the corner anvil. Maybe engineer David has.
the gringo

 

Dorky goddesses are totally "in" now.

I wouldn't want anyone to die from a truffle of mine, but the Spicy with hot cinnamon and chipotle does have quite a kick :D
 

Yeah---Right Tofie. Ines must like prison. Few worries, three meals a day, new friends---life is good. Did Ines end up at the wrong gene pool also?
the gringo
 

I noticed Ines' hair was also cleaner in prison. They probably encouraged regular bathing to discourage the lice.
 

I wish Ines would lose that crap she wears in her hair.
 

PS: Ines looks ALOT better in QTPD. She's also more likable there.