Caray, Caray!

Just some happenings and thoughts. No particular order.

Now that Nat and Diego have cleared things up, he assures her he will get that divorce and then they can make lots of babies together.
Analysis: Diego and Nat have.to.stop. Yeah, they are the main couple. It's why we're all here...but HE'S STILL MARRIED granted to a shrew but they are just handing Diana and her shark of a lawyer more ammunition!

Lupita wonders if Eleazar is mad since Chato is back just when he and Carmen are becoming novios. She saw them kissing. He tries to play it off. Lupita tells Eleazar that Chato may be her dad, but she still prefers Eleazar.
Analysis: This kid is good. She can read and play any situation. Eleazar is completely wrapped around her finger.



The business trip hits the skids. Diego decides to take the road less traveled and gets the car stuck. When he finally frees the car, he runs it into a tree. Cue the dead cell phone battery. Cue the sun going down. Nat trips and twists her ankle. Eventually they make it to a doctor and get her fixed up. They end up taking a bus home...much later than planned.
Analysis: See note above. This trip is going to come back to bite Diego on the culo.

When Nat called home to let them know she would be late, Brigitte got suspicious and nosy. No one would be working that late and why did Nat call from a long-distance number. Carmen and Abdul defend Nat. This does not sit will with Brigitte. Why do they always defend Nat?
Analysis: 1. Because you're a brat. 2. Nat, watch your back.

Tiburcio continues to agonize about Irene and her lost child. Irene continues to be very cold to him. Grumps thinks Tiburcio needs to shut his trap and go prune something.
Analysis: Prune Grumps.

Grumps is looking for something in his office and notices Irene has been on his computer. He pitches a fit. There is sensitive material on that computer! Irene apologizes. Grumps knew it was Irene because apparently she had left the image search up and he knew immediately it was her. She was googling fashion design!! Couldn't she at least be interested in something serious? Irene thought bubbles that Grumps may change his tune when Caprico Moda takes off.
Analysis: Oh, Irene. I love you girlfriend, but fashion design involves more than an internet search.

Karina tells Diana it's time to help pay expenses. Diana can't ask her parents. The would disinherit her if they found out she was getting a divorce because she cheated! Karina thinks the wedding rings would fetch a nice price. Unfortunately, the pawn shop doesn't know quality and they offer a paltry sum (well, Diana thinks so.) Diana runs into Sexter in the pawn shop. It seems he is also in need of cash and he doesn't need his TV anymore anyway. Sexter asks if she's pregnant. Diana pitches an epic fit and lets all the clientele know she lost her husband because of the Sexter. Karina hustles her out.
Analysis: 1. You lost your husband because you're a ho, Diana. 2. Sexter's question about the pregnancy seemed out of left field to me.

Chato brings a serenade to Carmen's house. Brigitte is not impressed. Carmen is not home. She's at Eleazar's trying to make amends and is just about to tell him that the kiss meant quite a lot to her when Kimberly slithers out from behind Eleazar (he had called her earlier 'cause he's a pouty girl.) Carmen leaves and Eleazar follows. It's a shame Chato picks that moment to call Carmen and ask where she is. Carmen makes a show out of the call and Eleazar is left thinking she's falling for Chato's crap charms.
Analysis: These two are killing me. I'll give the writers no more than 20 episode. Fix this.

Chato sends Andres to pick up Carmen from Eleazar's building. Andres is to take her to a secret location per Chato's instructions. Dining al fresco awaits. Chato al fresco also awaits. Carmen slaps him. He falls down a hill. He deserved it.
Analysis: She looked pretty giddy about the lit up car and the dinner. It wasn't until Chato grabbed Carmen's azz that she slapped him. He's still calling you Carmela after your repeated requests to stop. Carmen, I'm worried. I really think you have sub-par decision making skills when it comes to men. You get swept up in the moment way too quickly.

Irene calls Alonso to chat. He acts like a jealous girl with regards to Tad.
Analysis: Way to play it cool, Al.

Diana comes back to the Caceres manse and she brought her lawyer. The lawyer informs Irene that Diana is pregnant and the child was conceived in the course of the marriage and Diego should not have thrown her out.
Analysis: Insert your own expletive of choice.

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