Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Telenovelas for English-Speakers
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English language recaps of Telenovelas... This blog is the love child of Pratie Place.
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Chela with Pancho has all the romance of a mutt chasing and slobbering on the mailman, hoping to finally get a pat on the head and a dog biscuit. - Julia
TEAM MEMBERS
I think most things in life could be improved with some combination of onion powder, bacon, peanut butter, and accordions. -- Julie
Corazon Indomable
Monday- Vivi
Tuesday- Jardinera/Adriana
Wednesday- Cathyx
Thursday- La Paloma
Friday- Cece
Indomable recap feed
Porque el amor manda
Monday - Cheryl
Tuesday - Julie
Wednesday - Pablo
Thursday - Tablet Jefa
Friday - Madelaine and Blue Lass
Manda recap feed
He should move to Hartford because I'm in dire need of a smiling lawyer/ architect/ snake bite healer/ bricklayer/ cowboy in tight jeans & an unbuttoned shirt. - Maggarita
Amores Verdaderos
Monday - Aribeth
Tuesday - Elvira
Wednesday - NovelaMaven
Thursday - Marta
Friday - Madelaine
Amores recap feed
When he handcuffed her to the urinal, I don't think there was a single one of us who doubted that they'd end up together. - Carlos
Amor Bravio
Mon. - Urban Anthropologist
Tues. - Paquita
Wed. - Mena
Thurs. - 5 Ft. Latina
Fri. - Jardinera
Bravio recap feed
Que bonito amor
Mon. - Urban Anthropologist
Tues. - Anita/Ellie
Wed. - Paquita del barrio
Thurs. - 5 Ft. Latina
Fri. - Jardinera
QBA recap feed
Las proximas
Feed for news about upcoming telenovelas
Telemundo y más
Discussions (NovelaMaven & Jean)
Telemundo index page
Telemundo recap feed
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Por ella soy Eva
por-ella recap feed
Abismo de Pasion
Abismo recap feed
Refugio para el amor
refugio recap feed
El Talismán
Talisman discussion feed
Una familia con suerte
familia recap feed
That poor car does not deserve to have Frauddie's smarmy arse contaminating her upholstery. (Julia)
La que no podía amar
La que no podia amar recap feed
Cuando me enamoro
Cuando recap feed
"The tiresome child is returned to us." I agree with Vivi, the rescue was worth it to see Enzo in his wet t-shirt. Yowza that man's got a bod. If I were Chela I'd be pushing Temo in the well every time Enzo drives up.
Triunfo del Amor
Triunfo recap feed
"Ojalá que se lo coman los coyotes." - "I hope he'll get eaten by coyotes."
La Fuerza del Destino
Fuerza recap feed
Llena de Amor
Llena recap feed
Eva Luna
Eva recap feed
"Ese cuento no se lo come nadie." - "Nobody is eating (buying) this story."
Teresa
Teresa recap feed
Alborada
Alborada recaps
New Alborada discussions
La Pola
LaPola recaps (weekly)
Amorcito Corazón
Discussions
Amorcito recap feed
Visit your blog mom's page about Fernando Colunga - pictures, videos, an interview... gossip away.
She is just so stupid. I can't stand it. Doesn't it make you just want to shoot a taser at her? Your just sitting there reading the paper minding your own business. She walks in and starts screeching and you hide the taser next to you and fire. ZZZZZttttt! She flops around on the floor like a fish out of water. That would shut her pie hole for sure! I feel so much better now. - Connie
La Fea Mas Bella reruns
Old recaps and new discussions
Experimental fea recap feed
La Verdad Oculta
verdad discussions
Experimental verdad recap feed
Soy tu dueña aka STuD
STuD recaps
Experimental stud recap feed
Hasta Que El Dinero Nos Separe
Dinero recap feed
El Clon
clon recap feed
Visit your blog mom's page about William Levy -
you can gossip, drool, leave comments...
Corazon Salvaje
Salvaje recap feed
Sortilegio
Sortilegio recap feed
As I watched her hair and gum tactics I couldn't help but think: "That's the type behavior that makes all trailer trash look bad" -- Alice
Blog mom: Melinama aka Chapel Hill Fiddler
Mi Pecado
Pecado recap feed
Mujeres Asesinas
asesinas recaps
"Cada chango se vaya a su mecate." - "Each little monkey must go to his vine." (Back to your desk now!)
El Gancho al Corazon
gancho recaps
"A tu hermana Eva se la comieron los cocodrilos." (The crocodiles ate your sister Eva.)
En Nombre del Amor
amor recaps
"Mis chicharrones son los que truenan." = My toasted pig skin is the crunchiest (I am the boss).
Blog mom's gossip-friendly telenovela page #1 - gossip, drool, leave comments...
Gonzo is dead to me.
Mañana es para siempre
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"Se puso un energúmeno." - "He went apeshit."
Las Tontas no van al Cielo
Slutty attire runs rampant in telenovelaland's corporate offices. If they ever have casual Fridays, I'm afraid they'd just show up in their underwear. -- Doris
Fuego en la Sangre
"Me caes como higado encebollado." = You make me want to puke.
El Cuerpo del Deseo
"Tanto peca el que mata la vaca como el que le detiene la pata." = He who kills the cow sins equally with the one who holds the leg."
Querida Enemiga
Who on earth is that guy with the horrible hair!!! Dios mio, se parece como se vomito una escoba
encima!!!! (He looks like a broom barfed on his head.) -- Anonymous
Doña Bárbara
I want Guy Ecker to look at me with his ojos. I want Fernando Colunga to take me in his arms, embrace me and
whisper sweet nothings in my ear. I want William Levy to kiss me, over and over and then start over again." -- Newbie-One-Kanobe
Al Diablo Con Los Guapos
A question --Why is the baby with the straight hair and bows wearing earrings?
Did her mother pierce her ears before abandoning her at the orphanage? Can this show get any stupider???
NJ Sue: don't ever, ever ask that question. Just let it go, let your brain float like a canned pear half in partially-set red jello...
Pasión de Gavilanes
Yo Amo a Juan Querendón
Isn't ogling a sport? I think it belongs in the Olympics. -- Maggie.
Traición
"A otro perro con eso hueso." Throw that bone to another dog. i.e. Tell that whopper to someone who will believe you.
Pasión
Acorralada
"Me gustaría un tequila antes que yo vaya ver la hada." = I would like a tequila before I go to see the fairy.
Destilando Amor
"Me molesta que juegues con mi barco." = It bothers me that you play with my boat.
Amar Sin Limites
"Me agarré con las manos en la masa." = I was caught with my hands in the masa (tortilla dough, i.e. cookie jar)
Zorro
Vocabulary
"Stop that fricking sniveling, I can’t hear myself berating you."
Duelo de Pasiones
"El martillo implacable del destino cuelga sobre mí." = "The implacable hammer of destiny hangs over me (i.e. the Acme anvil)."
La Fea Mas Bella
Mundo de Fieras
Heridas de Amor
Navidad Sin Fin
Barrera de Amor
If you think you'd be good at this, feel free to contact me at caray [at] mappamundi.com - if we have more people we can cover more telenovelas.
I want Barb to fall off a cliff. And take Dam & Cam with her.
I want to hit Esteve over the head with a Nerf bat.
If want to duct tape Gardenia's mouth shut.
I want Flor to get different glasses.
I want Curls & Sniffles to stop crying. --Doris
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