Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Pasión 12/10/07: Just Go With the Flow, Bro!




Cami is the only prisoner that remains for sale. She is screaming she was born free (like the rest of them) but Bermejo knocks her down to shut her up mid-scream. At first nobody says a thing but then the power trip kicks in and so does the bidding.

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Dressed as a monk, Ric, still posing as a pious padre, goes with Mario trying to arrive in time for the auction to buy Jime and Cami before they end up in the hands of others with less well-intentioned designs. It's tough luck for Jime who was bought and driven off by Lord knows who--but at least in a decent carriage and it's a relief that she's at least seated inside it instead of being tied to a rope while being dragged behind.


Back to the auction block: Bermejo begins to offer Cami up when Timoteo, who is apparently Ric's wealthy old widower uncle, arrives. Liking what he sees (obviously runs in the family) he buys her for 4,000 reales and the auction is over. Tío Timoteo (try saying that ten times fast after chugging!) takes her away as, on the other side of the plaza, Ric arrives a minute or so too late. Cami gets into the open carriage but bends down to hide her face in shame as they drive away.


The place has emptied out pretty much and Ric and Mario cannot see either of the women there now. Mario offers to find out who bought the two women, but Ric refuses, saying it's probably better it turned out this way. (No problem. The novela gods have determined that the only other wealthy household in the town, Ric's relations, is where she'd end up.)
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So Ric goes back home to say good-bye to his mom and Cuzzin Lissie. Ma gives him grief over having to leave again for gawd knows how long and leaving her there abandoned. It's rough, she says, being an outcast in that town with all the church ladies shunning her because of his running off to be a pirate. He again says that unlike the other little boys, piracy wasn't his first choice and life isn't fair.

Ric says good-bye to Cuzzin Lissie, and asks her to take care of his annoying mother. She hugs him and gives him a kiss on the cheek. Lissie, though, is like a clinging vine and Ric seems to get a bit uncomfortable, but eventually he gets free and heads off to the ship and Jamaica for his meet with Foreman.


Meanwhile, Old Uncle Tim and Cami arrive at the old geezer's mansion. Tío Tim asks what crime she committed to end up being sold as a slave. Cami insists she did nothing wrong and was kidnapped from her home and fiancé and ended up at La Mariana Island.


Francisca, Timoteo's sister, shows up and asks what's he got a new servant for since the last thing they need is another housemaid. She looks over at Cami and tells her he sure as heck has got no need for a hooker anymore these days.


The old guy wakes up from his momentary senile stupor and orders Frannie to see that Cami gets cleaned up to get rid of the bedbugs and lice and then get her dressed in something from his dead wife. (Shucks, can't we at least dress her in live Lissie's cast-offs? Well, cheer up Cami, perhaps there'll be a pair of ruby slippers in the old broad's trunk. If there are, just remember to click 3 times the next time you tell them you want to go home. It worked for Dorothy.) Lissie gets home a few minutes later and Aunt Frannie runs out to tell her the news. She tells Lis that her daddy brought home trouble by buying some hooker from the auction block and wants her cleaned up and deloused and then dressed in one of her dead mother's outfits. The two of them wonder what crazy thing the crotchety old eccentric has got in mind this time.
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Lazaro finds Ric and Mario and then lies to Ric. Lazaro assures him and Mario that he bought back the two brothers and says he paid 5200 reales for them and then paid a merchant headed to Mexico to take the boys with him. Ric asks about what happened to Camila. He tells him that he didn't find out who bought her since he left before she was put up for sale, and he tells them he's off to the whorehouse for a liberty frolic before Ric sets sail.
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A while later after Cami has cleaned up she and Old Tim have another chat. He learns that she can read and write and cipher. He shocks her by asking if she is still a virgin and, impactada at the embarrassing memory, Cami modestly tells him how she was raped. He asks her if she's pregnant and she hasn't a clue. He then tells her, rather matter of factly, that his 3 sons died at birth and that his remaining child is a girl who is now blind.


Tia Frannie and Lissie come into the study and find the old man chatting with Cami. He introduces them and rudely explains in front of his sister that Frannie is his old maid sister who lives off his charity. He gripes to Lis then for keeping company with Mercedes, and snarks about the two of them as "the blind woman and the bitter one." Lissie says Mercedes is embittered by all her misfortunes. He explains to Cami then that he also has a sister-in-law, Mercedes, who if she hadn't been foolish enough to have married his wretch of a brother, and who, had she raised her son better, wouldn't have had to feel bitter about life.


Old Tim suddenly changes the subject and says he wants them to instruct Cami in various classes like dancing, painting and playing an instrument, in order to make her into a fine lady. Frannie asks her brother why in the world he wants to do that and he answers, "What's it to you?" and leaves.


The two women ask Cami who she really is and where she comes from. She explains and asks them what he's doing this for? Lissie suggests generosity, but Tía Frannie says she knows him too well and he hasn't got a generous bone in his body. For her money he's got some perverted plan in mind.
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At this point in time, Saintly Santi has no other option but to resign himself to Cami's loss and to strengthen himself emotionally in order to overcome the disappearance of the woman he loved and lost. Santiago has now pulled himself up this morning, and is sitting with his legs slung over the side of the bed when Rita comes in all smiles for a visit, but he's in no mood for chitchat; when Rita enters the room he shuts her down with a rude bark to fetch Vasco for him.


Vasco comes in for a heart-to-heart with Santiago. Santi has a plan to get one of the craftsmen in town to make him a wheelchair. He asks Vasco what he really thinks happened to his sister and could she be a captive of Don Jorge's instead of being drowned? Vasco almost lets the cat out of the bag that they really don't know anything, but catches himself just in time. He says Doña Sofia would know so that's out of the question. More than likely she did drown.

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First chance she gets, the ungrateful Cami writes a letter for her family and asks Ascanio to mail it for her. Ascanio refuses to take it for her when Timoteo walks in and grabs the letter out of his hands. He warns Cami against anything stupid like this. She insists that if they contact her family they'd repay the amount he spent on her, but he says he wouldn't return her for three times the amount. She is his legally and none of the letters she writes will ever get to its intended destination. If he eventually lets her go out into the town, she will be well chaperoned.


So Cami threatens to kill him but he tells her she's not foolish enough to try something like that since she knows the only thing she'd get is hung for her effort. So she asks him what in the world an old guy like him wants with her; why is he trying to turn her into a such a sophisticated lady when she thought all he wanted was a housemaid. Does he want to make a mistress out of her? He answers that as a consolation to her, if she is a good girl, provided that she puts out for him, she'll be free once he is dead.


Cami can't believe Old Tim would need her for that at his age. He turns around and casually says of course he can still get it up, from time to time of course, but the plumbing still works. So he's planning to keep her around to warm the covers whenever the urge arises, so to speak.

Meanwhile, Lissie and Tía Fran have a chat on the patio. Lis tells her how Ric came home for a short visit and how just hearing his voice makes her swoon. Fran tells her to get over it and that she's just blowing things all out of proportion with this Ric infatuation. After all, the guy is a buccaneer! He may not have killed that hooker, but he's a cold-blooded killer: a pirate who robs, kills, plunders and rapes. Lissie cannot bear to hear her aunt scream these things at her and she covers her ears. "Not him! The others may, but not him!" (Would it be a bit too crude to ask at this point if this is what they mean when they say "Love is blind?")


In her new diggs, Camila supposedly finds the courage necessary to deal with life as it is now; and she begins to improve herself for the massa, yes, learning painting, dancing and to play a musical instrument. Time passes and we see that while she is taking dancing lessons --and learning painting and to play a musical instrument--she is also learning how to curtsy with her nose tilting skyward. Not a bad gig back then, you gotta admit.

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A few more days have passed and Saintly Santi is a bit better. He still hopes that Cami will suddenly reappear. Vasco, Rita and Santiago head for the riverbank where Cami supposedly fell in. Vasco almost spills the beans about his sister again. This time Rita covers for him. Santiago says he hopes Cami is truly in heaven with God because otherwise he's determined to keep looking for her.


Back at Don Jorge's: LaFont, like that little devil that always sits on somebody's shoulder talking them into lots of evil mischief, has another bright idea for his boss. (Like the first one worked out so well, huh.) This time he tries to convince Don Jorge that they should begin robbing the caravans that transport silver in order to sell it later to the English. Jorge's not quite sold on the idea, though. He says it's risky but LaFont replies that all business has some risk to it.


Later that night in his bed, Santiago tearfully remembers Cami and his first meeting and their flirting later on. (This of course includes a view of him in all his blacksmithy bare-chested glory, bending over his beloved Cami as the two kiss.) Santi begs the Lord to return her to him while
Rita tells the family what happened at the riverbank earlier and they agree to keep the lie going. Justo says they might also hope for a miracle and find that Cami has returned.

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More time passes. Ric has his meeting with Foreman, the English corsair/privateer (a person with his government's permission to pursue and to plunder the merchant ships of an enemy country, this being England, and the merchant ships in question being Spanish). Foreman explains to Ric the strategy of the next attack. They plan to wait for the flotilla of ships which they know are full of mined silver and gold, and to take them during a storm. The idea is that during a storm some get separated from the rest of the group and are easy prey then. Foreman wonders about Ric's hesitation and asks if he's turned into a coward now. Ric is not convinced to participate and is acting moody and distant. Ric says its just that this kind of life does not agree with him and he's a bit past caring.


Foreman tries to encourage Ric by telling him that the war is ending soon and they need to grab as much as they can to return home and become proper businessmen. Ric gripes that he wants a bigger percentage like the Dutch captains get, but Foreman says the English can't afford any more. Eventually they come to some agreement and Ric tells Mario to drink up and be merry cuz they've got another ship they're planning to attack.


Fran, Lissie and Mercedes discuss this new mistress-in-training of Timoteo's. The women think that Cami has bewitched Ol' Tim and that she's going after his money.
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In spite of the fact that Cami is becoming more refined and that Old Tim treats her well, she just isn't getting used to living the "good life" of a would-if-the-old-guy-could-be courtesan. One afternoon in the garden Fran walks by and they begin to chat. She explains to Frannie, who accuses her of being a sly hooker, that she only wants to get back home to her family. She isn't there by choice. (I say quit the kvetching already. It could have been much worse. You could have been sold to a real rat-infested whorehouse. As it is, this hooker job at least has a classier name and a bit of prestige, and there are some real perqs like great hours, clean sheets, 3 meaty squares a day, prettier dresses, maid service, lots nicer furniture, continuing ed classes, and you only got to do tricks with one old man, so ya know it's only gonna be once in a blue moon.....) Cami gets on her knees and begs Frannie to help her escape by mailing one of her letters.



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Oh, Andreesss as Ascanio! Again he's playing the solemn servant to evil men. Hope we see more of him and that he'll be a more normal person in this one and perhaps they'll have a happy ending for him.
 

Well, it's nice to see Cami's face - until this episode she spent most of the time with her hair all over her face. And is her hair kind of purple now? If this telenovela is at all accurate, bad hair was widespread in the 18th century!

And you left out one important scene - Santiago doing his blacksmithing. No shirt, just a leather apron. yum!
 

Jardinera: Great recap. Your story is better than the original. As a new Colunga admirer, I have been doing research by watching Alborada. The man is compelling. But, in Pasion, it looks to me like the writers are reinventing Johnny Depp - the do-rag,the eye-liner, and strike a pose in the rigging.

From lower Ala
 

The guy playing Ascanio was Marcos in Alborada not Andres
 

Anon: 8:48 am. Okidok. It's been added.
 

There is no way Fer is going to be able to reinvent Johnny Depp (no one could). The do-rag, hanging off the rigging, etc. have long been our standard stereotype for a pirate. If anything, Johnny Depp reinvented that for us with all his quirkiness. But Fer doesn't have a quirky bone in his body. Mario maybe, and some of the extras, but not our Fer. He's way too straight for that.
 

For the second time in this series, I was a little shocked to hear the pretty starlet making reference to a man's ability or not to do the deed with the question "todavía se le levanta?" All the other language is so decorous in the show and to hear it coming out of that pretty woman's mouth, put that starkly jars me a little. That does mean what I thin it means, no? I don't think you would ever hear it put that vividly in an American soap, but I've never watched one.
 

Anon 9:09 - He was indeed Marcos in Alborada, but he was Andres more recently in Amar Sin Limites.
 

Thanks for the recap fellow pirate cash.
Did you all see Camila raise her fists like she was going to fight when she told Timoteo she'd kill him? I was waiting for him to laugh in her face, but perhaps he didn't have the energy for that either.
I know it can't be easy to be in her position, but man for being a slave she has it made. I doubt she'll ever even have to go to bed with the guy, he hasn't ever even put a hand on her. She should just bide her time until she can get out, not draw so much attentino to herself by asking everyone who lives on the island to mail a card for her.
We see on the preview for tonight's show that she did get that card out, but bitch sister Rita is the one who receives it. How much you want to bet nobody else sees that letter?
 

Oh, and Foreman is quirky. With the red coat, the white hair and blue contact lenses it's hard to recognize the actor. Someone on Telenovela World says that he is doing a good job of speaking Spanish with an English accent. My Spanish isn't good enough to catch that, but I have finally (through telenovelas) learned to hear the difference between Venezuelan and Mexican accents.
 

La Fea gives shout-out to Pasion!
In the LFMB DVD I watched this weekend (#274), they're brainstorming plot ideas for the Aurora TV pilot. All the suggestions mirror the characters' lives (ugly girl, chef, etc.) except one: Don Fernando says, "I've got it! Let's make a show about pirates!" And he makes his pirate face - a patch over one eye, and a macho, stern, but somewhat expressionless face - i.e. Colunga!!!

BTW, this is the same episode in which the Cuartel is trying to win the date with Colunga.
 

mad polly flint --how interesting! wish i had watched it.

jardinera--thanks!

yikes, it must suck to be in cami's shoes...snached from your family and fiancee and sold to a rich man who locks you home indefintely, makes you wear his dead wife's clothes hoping he will 'get it up' someday... but sofar, i think old tim is the most interesting character... he's witty, cruel, old and very very bitter. i chuckled when he looked at his sister and said to cami "looking at her, it's no suprise to me that noone wanted to marry her!"....say what?! did anyone else notice the top of his cane was shaped like a hand?

i also agree with rob about the 'no se le levanta' comments...i was a little shocked to hear it mentioned so often, as the language is so decorous and i don't think it was easily accepted that women of cami's age at that time use that language. in fact (for the women who were virgins), many didn't even know how to have babies and were explained the procedure on their wedding day.
 

Besides the 'get it up' talk, there is so much talk about being 'intact.' I would think that was a little personal to discuss at the dinner table with the whole frickin village.

I was wondering about Foreman's accent. I asked my wife about it (she's Mexican) and asked her if she could tell what kind of accent he had, since it didn't sound (to me, super gringo) like a native Spanish speaker, at least not one from Mexico or like anyone we see on TV. She wasn't sure, she said it sounded like someone trying to fake an accent, but doing a good job. So I guess thumb's up to that actor for being a convincing non-native Spanish speaker!
 

the actor who plays cap'n foreman is actually venezuelan... he is doing a good job, though occasionally i do hear him slip some words with a venezuelan accent in there. sofar i like him much better than meeeeeeester james...!
 

They had referred to Foreman in an earlier episode as "the Englishman" so I kinda figured that was the accent he was going for.

Definitely better than Mr. James's accent, which sounded distinctly United-Statesian to me.

I guess the theory about the truckload of promotional purplish-red hair color is true. Joana Benedek (Pamela from Destilando) was on Cristina list night, and her hair was more red-purple than ever. I'm used to it on her, but on Camila it still looks wrong.
 

Can someone explain what happened at the subasta with the two boys. In reading the recap, I guess Ric's henchman didn't buy the boys as ordered and presumably kept the $$$. But when I watched the subasta, I didn't even know the guy WAS Ric's henchman. Too many dark men with too much long hair to keep them apart! They kept showing him leering and smirking, and I thought he was a pedophile and that he HAD bought the boys. And then, when the boys fought and kicked, I was wondering who had bought them and perhaps one of Ric's men really had and they just didn't know it. Who did buy them?
 

Thanks Jardinera, I love your recap and enjoyed the comments as well. I can appreciate other opinions, but personally, I don't think there is such an animal as "a lucky slave". Sure Cami could have had it worse, but in her opinion, (and mine) it can never make up for what was taken from her. I think she has a right to complain and to want to go home. For some people, family, love and homeland is far more important than being enslaved. My way of thinking was instilled in me during my military service. You are instructed that if you are ever captured by the enemy, you must try everything in your power to escape. There was no option to "shut up and enjoy it".
 

Thanks for the excellent recap, Lucy/Jardinera. I like your pragmatic take on Camilla's circumstances...one old guy as opposed to the unwashed hordes frequenting a bordella seems like a pretty good situation to have landed in. I can't wait for Cap'n Ricky to discover that Camilla has been bought by none other than his nasty old tio. I am enjoying seeing Marcelo [the guy who played Andres in Amar Sin Limites and sweet Marcos in Alborada] once again..this time in a white ponytailed wig. Am I correct that the shifty, horny guy who was supposed to buy Camilla is the guy who worked for Don Loco in ''Duelo''????
 

Cousin dreaded lucy cash/aka Jardinera – wonderful recap! Thanks! (I don’t remember being wrapped up in a novela before when you were, so this is a treat—love your sense of humor! If I was and have forgotten, blame my old brain.)

“Tío Timoteo (try saying that ten times fast after chugging!)” LOL! Just try saying fast ten times, period. Whew. The sobrino has such poor timing. He coulda moved this novela much quicker if he’d gotten Cami up front there. So now, we have Tío for a while. And what a sweet old gent he is. ;-)

“(No problem. The novela gods have determined that the only other wealthy household in the town, Ric's relations, is where she'd end up.)” ROTFL!!! Indeed they have.

“cheer up Cami, perhaps there'll be a pair of ruby slippers in the old broad's trunk” ROTFLLLL!!!!!

“Lazaro finds Ric and Mario and then lies to Ric” One wonders what Ric has in store for Lazaro when he finds out his short his money AND the boys got sold off to some spook.

It was a real surprise to me to hear Lisabeta tell her Papi that Mercedes misfortunes and bitterness were his fault. Did I imagine that, or misunderstand? If I heard it right, I guess she doesn’t figure he’s going to punish a blind girl. Pretty bold of her, though.

“I say quit the kvetching already” You are so right, Jardinera! She’s really getting on our nerves here.

Novelera, it looked, as Jardinera mentioned, like Lazaro lied to Ric, said he'd bought the kids and paid someone to take them to Mexico. But, as we saw, someone bought them and it wasn't Lazaro. Methinks Lazaro is much better off today than yesterday.

Jeanne
 

Oops, I mean Lazaro is financially better off today. When Ric finds out, he won't be better off, he'll be keelhauled.

Jeanne
 

Yeah, I'm looking forward to Lazaro's eventual punishment. It's bound to happen. Ric will see the kids on the island somewhere, something like that.
 

Thanks folks, for your input and if I didn't get enough of the detail regarding the actual conversations, it is only for time constraints since I'm now doing this weeknights instead of on weekends. Not complainin', jes sayin'.......
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Anon. 3:55pm -- A big Thank You! for your service. Also thank you for reading the recap and commenting. I do not disagree with you at all regarding "lucky slaves" or "shut up and enjoy it" or with your statement that Cami has been taken by force and deserves to get back home by any means necessary. That is obviously the main premise of the story, but IMHO, generally we try on this site to make light of/ mock whatever horrific situation our telenovela characters face (that is the lifeblood of the genre, I'm sure you would agree) and to have a fun time of it. Otherwise we run the risk of becoming as maudlin and melodramatic as the celluloid creations we're watching. Hope you'll stick around for the remainder of the novela with us!
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Cuzzin Cap'n Cash: Not sure that you ever regularly followed Heridas or Mundo which were the other two I recapped prior to Destilando. But when you have commented I really enjoyed your twisted special sense of humor!
9 ; ? ) FYI: I went back to the tape and Lis says Mercedes is bitter over "sus desgracias" (misfortunes/disgrace). Methinks you were thinking you heard "desprecios"(disdain/scorn). Easy to do!
 

Ferro: my guess is that Lazaro is the pervert and that his trip to the bordello is to enjoy the boys he's just sent there --but that is only a guess. "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?" Only The Shadow knows!
 

Cuz dreaded lucy cash/Jardinera-

Nope, didn't follow either Destilando or Mundo--I already had too much going on. Thanks for your kind comments, though.

You're likely right, I misheard. In fact, I thought I heard "por su culpa" and it could have been in reference to something entirely different. My hubby's brother has a saying...."or I could be making it up." It's the brain vaporlock!

Jeanne
 

And Jardinera, the feeling is mutual about the delightful warped sense of humor.

;-)

Jeanne
 

A most excellent recap, Jardinera. Loved the list of benefits, including continuing ed. classes!

Tia Fran. makes a perfect old sourpuss. I'm glad I'm watching her and not living with her. I can see I'll enjoy Timoteo. He looks the part of the depraved old man, with his big nose and narrow face. What is it with that strange cane topped with the hand? I wondered if he was missing a hand, but it looked like both were intact (ahem!) and functioning. Maybe just a twisted mind at work.

The brawny blacksmith Santiago was much purtier than the crying Santiago, but I like the wood wheelchair. Foreman is very blonde, but somehow not totally English looking.

And we know that jealous beeatch Rita is going to conceal the letter from Camilla.
La Paloma
 

Mad Bess/susanlynn! What happened to the mad susanlynn?? I thought that was pretty catchy.
 

Jardinera, thanks so much! Wonderful recap!! :-) I have to look forward to Lazaro getting in trouble for absconding with the money Ricardo gave him for the boys; I guess he thinks Ricardo will never hear from them again. But I think we can count on that happening, LOL.

Also, Lisabeta has got it bad for her cousin, Ricardo; so I think we can assume she will be trouble for Camila eventually. Ricardo could have already taken up with Lisabeta if he'd wanted to; but I guess that hasn't occurred to her.

When Santiago prayed to the Lord to either bring back Camila or help him not hurt so much about her loss, I figured that was foreshadowing Santiago giving in and taking up with somebody else. He's willing to get over it.

I'm wondering how plundering the caravans is going to put LaFont and Jorge into the path of Ricardo and Camila again -- probably through selling stolen silver to the Foreman?

Also, Ricardo seemed pretty ticked off at the Spaniards for his false murder conviction, so that when Gaspar suggested the war would be over soon and the English wouldn't be a problem -- Ricardo angrily brought up the hope that perhaps the Spaniards would lose the war instead. So, that's one ostensible character flaw out of the way there: Ricardo has no loyalty to the crown to begin with. So in his mind, piracy against Spain is payback -- not treason.

Thanks again!! :-)

Jeri
 

Jardinera/lucy~~~~I remain Mad Susanlynn...just thought that I was being redundant . If anyone is interested, Chantal Andere [Minervaaa of Destilando] and Liz Vega [Coral of Duelo and dancing diva of Bailando] will be on Don Francisco Presents on Miercoles. That should be interesting. I am loving Pasion and having the old gang together again. Good times . P.S. A factoid about blacksmiths: One way that last names were created was through occupation. Since smiths [tinsmiths, blacksmiths, etc] were very important to a community, almost every culture has a last name meaning smith. In English, say it with me,folks, it's...Smith !!! In Italian- Ferrero , Arabic-Haddad , German -Schmidt , and Spanish - Herrero . There will be a quiz on this material next Wednesday before the big pep rally.
 

Oh, no, horrors! Mad Susanlynn, you canNOT give a quiz before a pep rally! There'll be no pep left!

Jeanne
 

Thanks for the great recap Jardinera, I howled through it and all the witty comments. "Continuing Ed" being one of my favorites. I do agree with the Anon who doesn't think slavery is ever fun. I don't either but we do get pretty silly here on C2 trying to cheer ourselves up.
I was reading all the comments in part because there are some characters I'm not clear about and I am subbing for Becky tonight in 15 minutes. Tulsa is out of power, Abq luckily spared. Wish me luck.
 

Jardinera, thanks for taking the time to respond to my comment about Cami's slave statue. My first impression was that it was meant in humor. I hadn't heard of any of these actors before and I was excited when everyone seemed to be looking forward to it. I was wondering if hopes and expectations had been built too high and people were beginning to feel let down. I'm glad that's not the case. Now that I know what's going on I'll try to laugh along instead of taking things so seriously. Anon 3:55
 

Make that Cami's "slave status" instead of "statue"
 

Anon 3:55, great, now all you need is a good pirate name.

Jeanne
 

Thanks for the recaps! Christmas season is a horrible time of year for the Postal Service and I am working very strange hours for the next week or so. At least I can keep up with the show.

I was very surprised to see Andres in a white wig. On the other hand, Tia in a leather corset might not be out of character...:)

I was visiting my in-laws today and my mother-in-law was watching an old "B"-type Mexican movie on TV. And to my surprise I recognized the lead actor as none other than a very young Sergio Goyri, our very own Don Loco from Duelles des Passiones. Even scored some brownie points with mi suegra on that one!

I've been trying to think of a good pirate name. Cap'n Oldman is one choice. One-eye-Old-man is another. Arggh. ROFL, I crack myself up! Kind of like Halloween. I went dressed as a cow. Called myself "Mooee Bueno"
 

Ooohhhh....just had a brainstorm for next year. I'll go as a cow down on his luck!

That's what most people would consider a "bum steer"!!
 

Oldman54--

About your pirate name. How about Dreaded Oldman-on-Viagra. It certainly would set you apart from the other viejos in this saga. Aren't I terrible?
 

Oldman54 and Kay/Mad Mary Rack'o'Lamb

ROTFLLLLL. (My hubby thinks I've gone nuts).

Jeanne
 

Oldman54 - You cracked me up! My first thought tho' was to ask you if the postman really does always ring twice..... I sort of like that One-eye Oldman as a pirate name.
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Cherylmarparanm: ¡Suerte! Glad you could help beckster out like that. OK got hit pretty bad.
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Jeriaka Peg Leg: I remember Ricardo saying that about Spain losing and his thought process, but for some reason it didn't sink in. I'm sort of in the dark about why he had hoped France would pardon Spain's criminal element, though. I'm sure it has some historical bearing but I cannot think what it might have been.
 

La Paloma: Looks like you called it with Rita and Cami's letter. Hubby and I wondered what in the world she was burrying the pieces for instead of burning it in the smithy's fire when Santiago wasn't lookin'.
 

Excellent recap Jardinera; I do so enjoy your way with words and wacky sense of humor.

Mad Bess Susanlynn, yes I do believe the rat who refused to buy the boys was one of Don Loco's henchmen. He's a good man of hench and obviously typecast poor guy.

I like Foreman, the pirate in the red suit. He's got good charisma.
 

My daughter and I would like to add our two cents. First of all, where is the romance and the sexual tension we were all looking forward to????? FC has only encountered Cami once, put a Kleenex (or Mini pad) between her wrists and the rope; she in turn spits it out and gives him the nastiest look I have ever seen on a leading lady. This is the romance we have waited so long for?
We haven't even seen the chemistry between them yet which is so necessary between two leading characters. Come on now, HE'S A PIRATE for heavens sake! Don't get us wrong we absolutely love FC and think he can do no wrong. We just want him to look at her like Rhett did with Scarlett when he looked up at her in the famous staircase scene. We are hoping that Episode #7 will heat up a bit!
Love the show and thanks so much for the recaps. So nice to know what is going on!
 

"About your pirate name. How about Dreaded Oldman-on-Viagra. It certainly would set you apart from the other viejos in this saga. Aren't I terrible?"

Well...it would certainly add a new meaning to the old pirate saying, "Hoist the Mainsail".

I'm just saying...
 

Too funny Oldman. Loved the recap and all the comments, as always. Gotta add myself to the group that thinks this actress needs to take some serious acting lessons. Any openings in the Actors Studio? I'd also hoped for a little less crying and a little more "pasion", but it's early yet so my hopes are still high. Gotta say, Fernando in that pirate get-up... WOO HOO! Fernando in the monk's robe... WOO HOO! Fernando shirtless... gotta go get the drool bucket!!
 

Oldman/Pegleg Pete - You STILL crack me up.

I've decided I don't give a rip what the rest of them do as long as I get some Fernando every night.

Jeanne
 

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