Caray, Caray!

Sorry I seldom post during the week, I am doing a new job at work (a trial thing and they track us), but I am still watching both this and Pasions and catch parts of Juan.

I personally feel blessed that I got the 'Hawt Office Sex with Const', it was just so deliciously bogus.

We open with Const getting his groove on with his with his young hottie that literally just fell into his lap. Jeez Const be sure and buy a lottery ticket cause this is indeed your lucky day. Unfortunately Const does not realize how unusual it is that a uber hot chick comes into your office and proceeds to give you a lap dance. Looks like as the audience we are not the only persons privy to this scene, Damien has invited his sister to come and view her husband in all his Cilalis glory. Hey that 36 hour window gives a guy some serious wiggle room.

Meanwhile Al is introducing his girlfriend (I don’t know her name), for simplicity sake I will call her Red as she is sporting the TeleVista trademark shade, to his Granny. Mili who is in Granny bathroom, hears the intro and comes rushing out. Here comes Red. Mili is quite taken aback when she realize that very tongue that has so lately been taking up space in her mouth, is also quite capable of telling her some whopping lies.

Now back to Soft Porn Const, who by is totally squeeking me out with his talk of perversions and proudly make the claim that he is a pervert. Really he is a middle aged businessman who wants someone to think he is capable of perversions. Five will get you ten, without professional coaching and yes this girl is a professional, perversion is him forgetting to turn off the lights during the missionary position. Luci is crying her normal red eyes out. Brother Damien gives her a DVD, keep it and it will be leverage in a divorce. She can kick Const’s ass to the curb and get the company. Sounds like a plan to me. Luci refuses the DVD, she doesn’t want it. Damien forces it on her and she runs out. She goes to Const office, she tries to enter, but unlike the rest of the idiots in this story, Const knows why those little buttons are put on door handles. Luci sinks to the ground crying buckets more.

Mili runs to her little friend (the other servant girl and cries). She reappears in Grannies room. Grannie realizes Mili has been crying and tries to pry it out of her, but to no avail.

Meanwhile Const and hottie are straightening up their respective clothing. Const using his best “Barry White”, voice keeps repeating Me Encantas. He wants to hook up on the weekend for a quick trip to Acapulco (I bet he has a speedo), anyway hottie says sure thing for 20,000 pesos and the promise that you won’t ever say “Me Encantas” again. She basically says, “Hey your brother-in-law paid me. You didn’t think it was your awesome Pocket Rocket did you? Oh you did, that is so sweet.” And she is off for her next appointment. Const, fess up you have been a Tool your whole life.

Const rushes into Damien office with a contract, he hands it to Damien. Hah fool me once, it isn’t signed. He tells Damien that compromising Const’s normal willpower with a afternoon high paid girl of the evening is not going to get him to sign the paper. Damien looks all-remorseful and then says, “As long as you are in here, there is something awesome on the internet I’d like you to see.” Turning to monitor to full viewing advantage, Const gets to see himself being Me Encantas to near death. Damien then tells Const that Luci has a copy and how would Const like everyone to see his sex acts on the internet. Actually, Damien I have to agree, I too think it would be pretty amusing especially as he talks about how perverted he is. Now finally I am Me Encantas. We are rewarded with a trademark “Cesar Evora”, blugging forehead vein, will it blow? Alas no, but he does scoop up the contract and tear it into pieces. A manly stellar comeback.

I don’t know from Damien’s vantage point if it was worth the 20,000 pesos he had to pay the hooker, but speaking from personal amusement, I thank you Damien for making the investment.

Back at the Hacienda, Mili is gathering up Al’s dirty clothes off his bed. Mili performs the now trademark “TeleNovela” move of someone hopelessly in love and gives his clothes the deep smell move. She hears Al and Bobby coming and dives under the bed. Our two young horndogs discuss the bet Al has going with Bobby. Al swears that he will bed her. Young fragile Mili lies under the bed listening to how she was a bet, a frickin bet. (yes I just saw “She’s all That” for the 35th time).

Meanwhile, poor Luci of the Red Eyes has wandered into her shrinks office.
I missed this part, but I think this guy like all good TeleNovela shrinks has feelings for Luci. He probably gave her words of encouragement, while he lingers in anguished torment over his feeling of unprofessional attraction.

Mili goes to church where she has a little one on one time with Jesus. While knowing it is a bit sinful to want vengeance, she vows to just seek poquito vengeance. A light bulb goes off over her angelic little Carlito face and she leaves.

Now then Hugo the non-invalid is dressed in his “street bum” clothing. He is at the cemetery and is rolling around on what I guess is his dead Novia’s grave. He then remembers he hasn’t spent much time with Ma. He moves a couple of graves over and has a nice visit with Ma, telling her he hasn’t forgotten and his father is going to pay causing the deaths of Ma and said Novia. This Hugo guy has just way too much time on his hands and not enough medication.

Valeria needs Morton to go with her to meet a business contact. Valeria wants to be the LatinAmerican rep and the contact can’t speak Spanish so Morton needs to translate as she thinks Morton can speak English.
They arrive and met a young woman. Morton only knows a few words of English, but pretends like he knows what the woman is saying. To sum it up, Valeria signs a contract written French that she will be the Latin American model, who will be sporting very few clothes.

Mili returns to the house with chunky nun in tow, she has brought her to the house for a visit and she will be spending the night. Al gives Mili the eye and she leaves the room to talk to him. She tells him that her roomies will be out for the evening and she will be all alone in the room. So it is come on up and see me sometime. Al is all excited at the prospect.

Later Al creeps into the room and takes off his pants and shirt. He climbs up on said Sleeping Beauty who rolls over and screams. Al falls out of the bed and the lights are on. It is chunky Nun. Mili is now there two and the two women chastise Al and send him on his way. Chunky Nun will feel much better if they go and raid the fridge.

Al is back in his room telling Bobby how he was set up. Bobby is getting quite the chuckle out of it. Damn if he only had his uncle’s video, Bobby could have watched.

Const comes in and is expecting to be hammered by Luci, but she plays it cool and acts like she has no idea about the video. Luci leaves and Damien comes in. Const is like “Too bad sucka, Luci is never ever ever, going to divorce me cause I will tell that little bastard, my beloved son Al, that I am not his father”. Damien does his normal remorseful look. He returns to his room where he is accosted by Karla the servant slut. Damien is like, I am in a bad mood. Karla not taking no for an answer and manages to push him down on the bed and slip underneath him before he lands. This girl is good. Of course, being AssHats, the door is unlocked and in comes Luci. Squinting she focuses her red eyes on the busy couple, she orders Karla out and shudders in digust over her brother having servant sex. Yeah Luci, that’s right not the fact that she is really, really young, but EGADS she is of the working class. Luci as a gesture of good faith gives Damien back the DVD. I think this is kind of a moot point, cause the DVD only had the beginning of the sexual encounter, it only contained Const’s talk of his perversions, it’s not like it actually has him in ladies interior de ropa. I sure hope Damien got a copy off on a server somewhere. Damien think “YouTube”.

Mili & chunky Nun have conversation and cake, well the nun has cake. She realizes Mili used her to play a trick and she thinks it is pretty funny.

Luci tries to talk to Const before they go to bed, but he is his normal cold self to her. Hey that 36 hour window shut about ten hours ago.

The next day, chunky Nun goes to thank Granny, she spies the Virgin de Soledad necklace in Granny’s room. Chunky is intrigued. Granny says that the Virgin was inspired by a vision that Granny’s past great great great something Granny had during a War in 1809. Then so grateful to have adult human conversation Granny spills the same sad story she tells anyone who crosses her thresehold about the missing Rosaria and the necklace. Chunky perks up at that. You can see her mentally connecting the dots. She writes down some initials and leaves. Oh yeah, Esta Su Casa, or come back anytime.

Red, the past Amante de Const and now Amante de Al, is downstairs with Valeria, she gives her the news that she signed a contract to model underwear.

Granny talks to Al & Mili, she thinks she is about to be canned cause she is so uncultured, and socially unacceptable. However, in a total shoutout to My Fair Lady. Granny has decided that Mili just need a role model and lessons and she can become well a Fair Lady. Al balks at this, but we all know he will do it.

Meanwhile, Chunky Nun is giving the lowdown to Padre Miguel, about Granny and the necklace.

Const, Me Encantas me yet again, he is talking to Red in his office and offers her a car if she dumps Al, yes it is imported, top of the line. He jiggles the keys. Forget it, old man, I’m not giving up the young hottie. Const grabs her and says okay, well he’ll dump you after I tell him I already plowed your fields.
Because the door is not locked, Al walks in with a Que the Hell look. Const says “Will you tell him or shall I?”

Stay tuned cause looks like Padre Miguel is gonna visit Granny..

Now hear is a question for you viewers, does it not seem Const is carrying the whole grudge thing a bit long? I mean I would get it if he had run off and lived with bears in the woods, or searched the world over for Rosaria & missing infant, but instead he just seems like a bit of a prick. Looks like Damien has had some sorrow, but he has tried to make lemonade out of lemons. I kind of think Damien is my hero.

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