Thursday, April 03, 2008

Guapos Wednesday 4/2/08 Tonight on dancing with the stars , Connie and Andrea do the horizontal mambo, and Bobby gets voted off

There was a long overlap from the night before, lucky for me! I'll start with Andrea in the bathroom feeding Mili a load of crap. Mili should let Alex be happy with Andrea, a woman who really loves him. She cries the crocodile tears.

Alex wants his father to congratulate him on the nomination for the award. Connie is not forthcoming, and Alex is outraged. He thought for the first time in his life he might get the gold star from Daddy. Not this Daddy. Connie accuses Alex of bribing the judges. Meanwhile, it's Connie who tried to bribe the judges, as best as I can understand.

Lina tells everyone that they should have a "campamento" for Mili's bachelorette party. This seems to be a campfire/campout/cookout of sorts. Much better than the tacky round of bars and male strip clubs we see here.

We see Connie on the phone with the judges, who seem to be accusing him of bribing them. He says no--you misunderstood--I just wanted to help your charitable institution. Let's have dinner to discuss it. Isn't that more of a bribe? But I digress.

Andrea stalks Alex.

Mili sees Alex in the hall of the mansion and says hi, but he acts rude. She wants to congratulate him on the prize, but he says it's only a nomination. Snobby (Val) and Snouty (Pilar) come in, and there are more congratulations to go around. Snouty plants one on Alex, and Mili looks on impactada, then runs out. The girls are going to Rodeo. Alex tells Snouty not to kiss him anymore.

In the kitchen, the gals plan the campout.

Andrea stalks Alex She tells him he has to go to the restaurant tonight for a big surprise. He should take a date so it looks like he came there by accident.

Over at Rodeo, Val has agreed to have a duel by dance between Bobby and Morgan, both of whom still have their faces covered by butterfly bandages, so they look supremely silly. Pilar didn't come because they say that at the last minute Alex asked her out.

We now see Connie sitting at the restaurant table with two burly men. My husband, who does not watch this show, walked by and asked "Are those mobsters?" Well, these two guys with Connie certainly looked like cheap hoods on loan from the Goodfellas set. Connie is feeding them more baloney--he wanted to honor their organization, which is a key piece in the revitalization of the Mexican economy, or some such. These guys have as much to do with the Mexican economy as I do . . . But then when they attempt to congratulate his son, he says well, you made an error there. They look at Connie as if he had two heads.

Back to Rodeo. Val has the first dance with Bobby. He looks like he is flinging her around like a rag doll. She reels away afterward, barely able to stand. The audience boos.

Back to the restaurant. Connie reveals that it's a terrible shame, but his son is a drug addict. Enter son!

Val now dances with Morgan. I detect hardly any difference, but she seems to think it's better.

Mili is eating a midnight snack in the kitchen when Michael Jackson (Hugo) comes in. He shows her a map and says he's going to teach her about Jamaica. She asks where's horchata? Both are drinks . . . ha ha. Anyway, he wants to take her there for their honeymoon. This gives her the shudders, as she realizes she's going to have to sleep with creepy.

At the restaurant dinner table, an awkward moment: one of the thugs asks Alex if he wants a cigar. He said he doesn't smoke. In fact, he's really into clean living. If he wins the prize, he's going to donate his money to the cause of anti smoking and anti drug promotions. Well, maybe there's a mistake they ask--what about your addiction? Huh? Well, your dad's been telling us . . .

Back home, Connie is pouring a drink and talking to himself: Stupid, stupid stupid. Alex comes in and asks for an explanation. Connie calls him a mocoso de porqueria, or a snotnosed brat from the trashpile. Mili hears the yelling from the kitchen. Connie says Alex was stupid--he had been talking about Luci, not about Alex. Alex looks angry and says no I heard right--you did it so I wouldn't win the prize. Connie stands up and says hit me, hit me, hit me. Connie then hits Alex. Mili runs in and tries to intervene. Just then, Alex was striking back at Connie and accidentally hits Mili. Both are stricken with remorse and try to help her. Connie is horrified and reveals that part of himself that we all hate to love, as he sees his daughter is injured.
Mili actually tells Alex the he shouldn't treat his father this way. This is interesting, as she has been shown to talk frequently about how much she hates her unknown father. But Mili also has a belief in loving one's family. She is conflicted.

Pilar shows up.

Rocky does more dancing and jokes about taking Val on Dancing for the Wedding of Your Dreams. She says she will keep her word and pay for dinner. He says he only wants her presence.

Over at the master bedroom, Luci asks Connie why Braulio is packing suitcases. Connie is going to Brazil. With his lover? No, on business.

More hilarity: Morgan and Val have a candlelight dinner in the back yard. Morgan keeps switching jackets when he is serving as waiter and when he is the guest at his own dinner.

Connie is in bed with Andrea and they light cigarettes. He wants her to come to Brazil. No, she says she's going to visit a cousin in Merida. A likely story.

Alex complains to Damien about his father. Tell it to someone who cares!
He then thanks Andrea for warning him about Connie. She is using it to show him what a truth teller she is. She now tells him to fight for Mili.

Soco goes to collect groceries from Chamuco at the gate. She sees an old man waiting outside. She is impactada. Can this be her Frenchy?

Damien tells Andrea that he doesn't think it was just chance that Alex went to the restaurant. Ya think?

The servants eat and plan the campout. They tease Braulio, 'cause he doesn't want to go. Not refined enough.

In the girls dorm, Mili looks sad. Why? Because of the honeymoon to Jamaica. The girls ask her if she doesn't want to go to Jamaica? No she doesn't want to go on a honeymoon with Creepo. Mili looks queasy again. Gloria points out the truth that Mili really loves "the guapito," or Alex. The girls want to invite Alex to the party, but Mili is adamantly against it.

Soco talks to Horacio: She has just seen the past . . .

Braulio brings tea to Luci. She wants whiskey. He says he'll give her whiskey later if she helps him with his niece. He has some proposal to help her too--to do something to Connie--not kill him, but disarm him? All will be revealed later, I suppose.

Avances: Alex wants to go to the party, and he announces in front of everyone that he loves Mili. Pilar hears.

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So right after all the things he does to earn our hatred, Connie turns on a dime into a loving father when Al clocks Mili. It was actually funny because he moved instantly while Al stood there with the doltish look on his face that he sometimes gets. Interesting enough Mili didn't have a mark on her the next morning.

Poor Mili turning into just another one of those idiotic novela girls who will marry a man she doesn't love just because she a)doesn't want to break her word or b)doesn't want to hurt someone (who actually deserves it). This is one cliche I can do without. You can almost see her flesh crawl every time Lina or Gloria mentions the honeymoon or having a baby. Can't blame her - mine does too.

Well that was certainly no DWTS episode at Rodeo. Snotty Spice didn't make any effort with Bobby who looked like he was throwing around a sack of cement. And, she wasn't much better with Morgan. I did feel sorry for Bobby, however, as he watched that performance because you could see the realization dawning on his face and in his eyes that he is truly out of the running for the spoiled princess.

As much as I dislike slapstick, that dinner performance with the jacket switching was absolutely hysterical and even a bit charming.

Yes the lurker in the bushes does seem to be Socorro's own Frenchie and perhaps, dare we say it, Karla's papi?
 

Great recap!

I've been reading the old recaps for Guapos since I didn't watch the beginning. I still don't get why Gloves is keeping Mili's id a secret. Everyone else seems to have a reason (even if it's not a very good reason...

I did get some insight into why Gloves is on team Hugo. It seems he wants to get revenge on Alex for taking Mili's place as heir. I think this should be directed more at Connie since Alex doesn't even know his real paternity.

Mili needs to go on the camping trip and get away from the tangled house of lies.
 

I am wondering about Socorro’s past. She seems to be hinting that she wasn’t always so virtuous. Of course, in this novela, just having a baby out of wedlock seems to be a mortal sin, so maybe her past isn’t so bad. I’m looking forward to finding out what her big secret is.

I felt sorry for Vale having her arms practically ripped out of their sockets by her two dance partners. They choreographed better moves for Morgan, but still he sure was yanking on her.

Connie’s drug story about Alex was really low, and I’m betting he went up a few digits on the Beckster Scale of Ratbastardness.

Thanks for the fun recap!
 

I wonder what Braulio would wear to the campout--would he wear his hairnet and take his puppet?
 

I bet Braulio has a "park ranger" type costume complete with knee socks and a bow tie, and a matching outfit for the puppet.

Oh, Mili, how have you not pulled the plug on the wedding plans already? I don't know how much more I can take of her looking all squicked out whenever Hugo talks about honeymoon plans or having children. It's only been the last few days she's been able to tolerate a little kissing, and there's certainly no passion there. In contrast, when she was on the sofa with Alejandro after he hit her, he totally had one leg wrapped around hers and she didn't even seem to notice that, although she remembered to give him a dirty look after he kissed her on the cheek. She didn't seem mad, though.
 

Julia, your image of Braulio and his puppet has me laughing hysterically.
 

The two lovers are making me dizzy! Tuesday it was Mili: One minute she's telling Connie to take classes on how to be a better son and threatening to keep Regina's money until he starts treating his mama right and the next she's crying on his shoulder and telling him it's like having a dad. Then one minute she's opening her eyes and realizing Hugo never showed her that important thing he just had to drag her out of room with an injured knee for (the setup for the fake miscarriage) and the next she's trusting him on the word of Damien - the guy who once tried to RAPE her! This after Connie gave her a piece of cynical, yet useful with this family, fatherly advice: Trust no one. Always expect the worse in people. Yeesh! After yesterday's episode, I wondered why she hasn't asked: "why do you seem to like me better than your own son?" I know I would wonder.

Al made me dizzy last night (and tonight, but I'll comment on that one when the post comes out). One minute he's begging Mili to listen, the next he's dizzing her when she congratulates her. One minute he's telling Pilar to not kiss him, the next he's taking her to dinner. No wonder she's still around, she thinks she still has a chance (that and she's a skank).

Alas, Mili's camping trip will not help as everyone, including her stalker - I mean betrothed, will be part of the wedding shower/camping trip.

I would loooove to see Connie get taken down by Luci and Braulio, but I'm not holding my breath. It's nice to see Luci trying to do something constructive that doesn't involve booze, even if it is cheating on and planning the destruction of her husband.
 

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