Thursday, March 18, 2010
Dinero # 43 March 17 2010: Two fiestas and a funeral
Back at Siglo we have Marino returning with his potential client. In a white convertible. He is telling her he doesn’t want to mix business with friendship. Then he invites her out for the night. He kisses her goodbye and gets out of the car.
Bow-tie guy has witnessed all of this and asks him if he was just kissing his client. Mario tells him yes. This justifies my breakfast. (What the heck?) Bow-tie guy accuses him of seducing a client. Marino has no shame and admits to working on this and he will see what happens tonight. Then bow-tie guy asks him if he is just using her to obtain his sale.
Marino tells him no, he says he likes her. They are the perfect couple. She is manager of sales and he is a salesman. Bow-tie guy is not so certain about the ethics of this relationship. Marino gets defensive and says you don’t get it, I like this women. He says if I married her tomorrow and had kids with her I would be the happiest man and the happiest salesman . Then he says and do you know why? Because I will be the best vendor and make a great sale and that imbecile (Rafa) will be 6 feet under.
Well not exactly 6 feet under but close. We find Rafa at the edge of the newly dug grave of his new dead friend Don Chema, consoling the grieving widow. One guy finally asks Rafa who he is he and says he should respect the widow . Rafa says he does respect her and continues consoling her.
Ale is working very hard in her therapies. She is instructed to take it slow. Well we all know Ale and she is going to do what she is going to do and pushes herself, telling Rosario if something happens I am not going to die.
I think this was our odd scene. We have Beltran whining about the poor sales, and I think he has some Ford promotion. That will raise the level of their establishment. He is explaining to Claudia what the promotion is, as he continues his explanation his eyes drift towards Claudias’ chest and she raises his head to signal her eyes are up here.
Back at the grave side, Rafa continues his little charade. He has his arm around the widow and she asks him if he was a fried of Don Chema. He tells them who he is and that he was a good friend and invites them out for all out for drinks (smooth but rather creepy method Rafa) . The widow then invites him back to the house.
Ale is finishing up with her water therapies and getting praise from the doctor as he puts her neck collar back on. She looks exhausted and falls into Rosarios’ waiting arms.
Back at the widows place, Rafa is asked how he knew Don Chema. Rafa tells them it was destiny. He was just about to sell him a truck. He hands them all business cards as he continues talking The widow seems surprised. Rafa says well he never committed to this but we became friends and would have coffee. This is questioned because Don Chemo wasn’t allowed to drink coffee. Rafa is thinking as quick as Marco and says yea I knew this and gets himself out of this lie.
He shows them a picture of a large truck. The widow continues to be surprised. Rafa assures her that he didn’t buy it yet. He says it was going to be a surprise. Now Rafa is in full sales mode and starts talking about the great deal he can give everyone. They are all looking at his book and Rafa steps back.
Marco is talking to Chavez telling him he cant stand being with Jorge any longer. He feels like he is in prison. He tells him he has to come up with something . He needs a party or some action. Chavez tells him he knew he wasn’t going to be a good babysitter much less to an old man. Marco tells him to come up with something, organize a party , call some friends. Or I am going to strangle Jorge.
Chavez tells him not to worry , first remember that this sacrifice is for your good and if you continue to tolerate this a little longer you will gain the sky and be well compensated for your good will with lots of money.
Marco tells him to stop talking like he‘s stupid. And let him know what he comes up with. Chavez tells him he will meet him at nine at the hacienda and will have everything he needs to relax waiting for him. Marco says perfect, he will give Jorge a couple of pills so that he will sleep all night.
As he hangs up the phone we hear Jorge in the distance calling out to Marco wanting to know where he is. (I so enjoy Marcos’ frustrated faces) as he calls back to Jorge I am here.
Ale tries to sneak a call back to Mexico but is busted by Rosario. She just needs to know how things are going back at Siglo. Rosario tells her to forgot about Siglo. She reminds her that Marco is taking care of Jorge. She doesn’t have to worry about anything.
Said Marco is playing 21 with Jorge. Who has changed the name of the game to 23. Marco is wasting is time explaining to Jorge that the game is 21 not 23.
Ovi is practically falling out of her blouse washing a clients hair when in walks Chavez. Ovi turns and asks him what she can do for him. I think Chavez just told her to cover herself so he doesn’t have a heart attack. He introduces himself as a modeling agent and has her do a little twirl.
He tells her that today he has a casting for models for commercials and films and wants to know if she is interested in coming. She says of course. He gives her the directions as he looks her over. Ovi realizes it is a ways from the city and Chavez says well it is quite exclusive.
He gives her money for a taxi and Ovi asks if she can bring a couple of friends. Chavez says if they are as gorgeous as you of course and gives her more money . He tells her he will see her tonight and not to let him down and as he leaves he tips over a chair.
Bogan and Villia enter and want to know if she attended to the crosseyed guy that just left. She tells them that he came to invite them to a private party for a modeling casting. I think she tells them she knows he is up to no good and that’s why she is inviting them to go with her. High fives all around.
Siglo time, and in walks Don Aurelio with his two nieces on his arms. They are all excited and waving to Rafa. Don Aurelio wants to know how Rafita is doing. The girls greet him as guapo (hey good-looking).
Rafa is happy to see them all. Dandy is looking on in surprise. Rafa remembers both the girls names and they are surprised at this. Rafa says how could he forget such lovely girls.
Rafa wants to know what they are doing there. He says you didn’t come to buy a car. They remind him about the “quinceanero” (15th birthday party ) of his niece. Rafa begs off but They are not taking no for an answer. Don Aurelio says you don’t want me to go off on you in front of everyone (I think that’s what he said) as he is laughing And Rafa says of course I will come.
Don Aurelio enquires about Ale and Rafa explains that she is in the states having surgery. He says good if it gets rid of the robot thing she drags with her and that thing around her neck so she can breath. He feels bad that he missed her.
They get ready to leave and Dandy wants introductions. Claudia pulls Rafa away from the two young women and wants to know where they are taking her Rafa. Ramiro shows up and wants to know what’s going on. Don Aurelio is taken by Claudia and he ends up inviting everyone to the party . They all end up leaving in the large truck they just happen to have. Ramiro tries to beg out as he is worried about the anxiety it will cause his wife. Dandy says don’t worry about that if she dies from anxiety at least Ramiro is free. They are all off to party
Now we are at Hacienda Alejandra. A couple of Marcos’ buddies are enquiring how things are going with Ale. He tells them just fine. She is in the states having surgery. He tells them that in a couple of weeks he will be able to announce a new date for their wedding.
One of his friends says an operation like that is going to cost lots of money. Marco says well if I am going to marry her it’s the least I can do. The other guy says the whole world knows Marco is generous. Then he wants to know what Chavez is doing at the fiesta. (I think he called Chavez an old man).
Marco tells them that Chavez is his assistant. They tell Marco that he should not be let out in public (well not exactly those words) . They say Chavez isn’t up to his standards. (I may be going out on a limb here but I think Marco actually felt bad and defended Chavez. ) He says he organized the fiesta and brought the goods. (the girls).
And in walks are lovely Ovi escorted by Bogan and Villia. Marco seems dumbstruck and Chavez just shrugs his shoulders.
Now we have the proud parents of the 15 year old giving a speech. The papa seems either very nervous or very drunk or both. Everyone claps .
In walks Challito (the birthday girl) proceeded by a group of young man coming down a double staircase. She is wearing a very pink ruffled dress and they do the strangest waltz I have ever seen. There was no dialogue but I feel obligated to describe it in case someone missed it.
The young men (about 6 of them) go to pick her up cheerleader style and almost drop her. Everyone seems a little nervous. Now she is being twirled around and manages to knock one of the young men down. Now a couple of young men go to do a lift on her and all three end up on the floor. Mind you all of this is to a waltz. Now they are all twirling around and everyone looks really confused about what is going on. None the less they all stand and applaud
Now Don Aurelio to the stage to dance with her. He is the Godfather. After a couple of twirls the announcer says now we will have the best friend of the family Rafa Medina dance with her. Rafa looks a bit panic stricken but ever the good sport walks over to her, nearly knocking down one of the young men on his way to the dance floor.
Don Aurelio gives him a big bear hug that nearly knocks the breath out of him and Rafa dances with the young lady. Honestly this was too funny. Some confetti drops from the ceiling and Rafa gets startled by it. He is dancing, tells her congratulations and she steps on his foot.
He hops around for awhile , She wants to know if she stepped on his foot. He tells her not to worry, he calls her amusing . She tells him he looks like a singer that she really likes. He says you don’t say, who? She says one that sings ranchero. I am not really certain what she said next, but Rafa told her he has been told that many times before. They all clap
So the hour is almost over and we almost made it, but here we have our little Vicky scene. She is all dressed in red underwear, wondering where her little birdie is. Well he’s not here so its his loss. (Not!)
Chavez is about to introduce Ovi to Marco. He says he would like to introduce this lovely desert (biscotti) and Bogan and Villia go in to shake Marcos hand. Then Chavez says I said Biscotti, not dead bread. B and V are offended. Ovi wants to know about the modeling job. Marco looks confused. Chavez tells her to do another twirl. She asks if what he is already seeing not enough, as she is busting out of her shirt. Marco tells her her talents are quite apparent.
I don’t really understand what was said next but B and V cover Ovi with their coat and next thing we know she is standing in her underwear. (what the heck was that all about?) She is asking them if she looks too big. I don’t think so
Ramiro is dancing with some sweet thing and instead of enjoying it is all nervous. Claudia is vamping out on Don Aurelio and Rafa warns her he is married and escorts her away from him. Dona Aurelio doesn’t look pleased. Aurelio gets up one more time to chat with Claudia and is whisked to the dance floor by the Mrs.
Dandy goes to dance with the nieces and we hear Rafas’ thoughts of how he misses Ale and how she would really like this fiesta, then quick scene of Ale in bed smiling and either dreaming or thinking about the duet she sang with Rafa. There is a sweet split/screen of the both of them, and we see Ales’ lovely smile.
Rafa is deep in thought and Claudia snaps him out of it. Asking if he is thinking about his girlfriend. Rafa says no. Then he gives it a little more thought and decides it is better to say he was thinking about Vicky, who else would he be thinking about and he drinks to Vicky.
Don Aurelio is making sure everyone is having a good time. (Even Ramiro looks like he is having fun). Rafa thanks him for inviting him and allowing his friends to come along. Aurelio tells him your friends are my friends. Then he asks Rafa to tell a couple of his funny stories.
Rafa starts one of his stories. Okay I had to listen to this a couple of times but here’s the joke ( I think.) and it may be in bad taste but what wasn't in bad taste tonight. (but all so funny) There was this old television star named Farah Fawcett who was dying. They asked her what was her final wish would be. She said she would like to see everyone who hurts kids to disappear from the world. Then you know who died? Michael Jackson. (I am 99% certain that is what he said) Don Aurelio is in stitches and Rafa spills his drink all over Dona Aurelio.
What’s a Fiesta without Rafa singing. He dedicates a lovely song to Challito. The song is “Me Encantas”. He is out dancing and serenading Challito and everyone is on their feet. And I don’t know how I got so lucky to have two Wednesdays with Rafa singing his little heart out. Me encantas!!!!
Warning, there looks to be a pretty volatile Vicky scene coming up on Thursday.
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Glad Ovi brought B&V. They will make sure that Marco doesn't lay a finger on her, no matter how much he wants to.
Thanks again, Pata, for such a rapid & complete recap.
Güera in Syracuse
I only saw part of this, but the view of Ovi in her underwear made it all worthwhile. I agree with Vivi that they've attracted male viewers with the frequent, shameless showing of scantilly clad females. They should be ashamed of themselves! :)
I also listened to his story again and realized I did mess it up a bit. Never could tell a joke right.
Anyway Farah gets to haven and St. Peter asks her what her final desire would be. She says
She would wish that all the people that could harm kids would diasapear from the world. Then Michael Jackson dies.
I know I messed up here and there, like I said they all talk so fast and most of the time I am laughing to hard as I type. But this so so much fun (PC or not).
I agree with you Vivi about Marcos' chances with Ovi with her two bodyguards around (B&V).
And Hombre glad you checked in with us and I dont really care what gets viewers as long as people are watching this funny show. After all I am watching for Rafa.
So did anyone else notice the commercial for Rafas' new album?
The Michael Jackson joke completely threw me for a loop. I was more shocked than amused, especially considering when this episode first aired his and Farrah's deaths were pretty raw subjects.
Ovi and Vicky got to be Victoria's (not so) Secret models last night. But, it's only fair since Sortilegio was so big on shirtless Levy scenes. Networks have to balance the underwear quotient somehow. ;)
Thanks for joining us. I appoligize for re-doing the MJ joke. I did realize it was in bad taste. Didn't mean to offend. I was just so proud of myself for actually understanding what Rafa was saying.
I get annoyed at myself when I make mistakes in re-capping so I try to correct them. The last time he told jokes i couldn't figure them out for anything.
The whole funeral thing was a little creepy as well, but like Guera said, I forgive Rafa because he is so sweet and pretty desperate for sales.
Pirate Babe I hope you continue to comment, and glad you are enjoying this show and the recaps in spite of its occasional bad taste.
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