Caray, Caray!

Hey there, wow everyone is getting so hi tech! I'll have to retrain myself on screen shots! Nice job everyone, I scanned through the recaps. Y'all are just too darn funny!

Soo. We open with Gretel and MV chatting about using the Mala Noche club to hide the disguise that hides the disguise. Gman thinks she’ll take Oliver there, smother him with wet kisses and he won’t know that she’s G or man. Hmmpf. You know, if my boyfriend ever disguised himself as a woman, and then back again as a guy to disguise that he’s not a woman, I sure as heck hope I’d recognize him at all levels. I’d then march him promptly to the nut house. If he didn’t go, I would.

OK so now back to policia v crook with wet pants. I saw that mentioned in yesterday’s comments but didn’t see the episode. Man these folks sure are innovative. Amazing. Gotta love TNs!! Ok so there’s jibber jabber here about him violating Ilitia, and orange boy, actually looking a little more like a peach today, is taunting for many times our police hero. He really wants to be shot, definitely a better excuse for the wet pants. No one would scoff at that… So he basically tells Brandon he’s too honest to shoot. HA! Brandon shoots one up over his head. That’ll shut him up, well, not exactly. Turns out he’s right though, Bran won’t stoop to shoot him. He’ll get him arrested straight up. Yeah he’s leaving, but not before a gut punch. Upon departure Fonseca reminds him, the he is one of those guys who will kill so he’d better watch out.

Delicia agrees to come back to work, as long as Nereida respects her. Axel is thrilled to see her. I like her blue dress. I need one like that.

Maximo is still freaking out that his food is poisoned and makes Paula try it first she does and thinks he’s crazy for fearing this. She keeps beckoning him to eat, and he eventually does and likes it. Keeping right on the same topic, Paula brings up that something is making her think that their daughter really didn’t die at child birth.

Fedra got a pretty box. Delicia, back in her maid outfit, is dying to open it, but she won’t… Axel finds her and wants to chat with her. She tries to get him to open it. He wants them to be friends again. She says not that same old song. He says he actually composed a new one, come to my room to hear it? Ha! Delicia says yeah that’s what they told my Grandma and guess what happened, my Mom was born. DOH! She says, “better I sing one for you here, I know all the Paquita la del Barrio songs, pick any one.” Then she says she’s really busy and has to go. Axman reels around a bit after that…

Back at Paula exclaiming how special Gretel is to her and reciting all the coincidences about her and their apparently dead daughter. Max swears he’ll watch out for Gman and they will all be happy.

Deli is bringing the box to Fedra’s bedroom, but Bruno comes in looking for her, thinking he heards something. Deli hides out the window.

Paula knows Axel likes Deli, and asks him what he feels for her. He admits he loves her. She says love is blind to poor or rich, but if you aren’t willing to stand up to those who think you shouldn’t be with a servant, then just better off leaving her be. Me thinks a personal nerve has been struck there. :)

OK here’s something new to me. Kristel is cozily looking at pics of herself with her best friend’s Dad. They look too cozy, did I miss an allegiance here? He kissed her on the shoulder. He’s sorry for what happened with Mau and she says it’s great Mau was jealous. This will help her end up married to him. Low says he’ll want her even more then. YUK!!! In a moment, Ma is knocking, wanting to come in. Uh oh. Low is forced to jump out the window to flee. He does so but really makes a horrible noise. Turns out later he’s really hurt and who sees him on the grounds, but his daughter, she wonders why he’s even there. He needs a doctor, he fell and hurt himself. Meanwhile upstairs Fedra enters and complains that she used to have as beautiful a body as Kristel and then she would parade around naked on the beach, and that's how she met her hunky Dad and, ewwww! TMI screams Kristel. And Fedra drops how the years have passed and now she is old and has ungrateful children too. She recovers pretty quickly form her pity party though. Kris tells Fed that MV is in the carcel.

Anyway, Axel it turns out is sort of nice, he brings Paula ice cream. Axel knows about what happened with her and Tio Max, and asks her if it was really so unpleasant. Paula begs him not to repeat their story. He knows he has to clear up the situation with her but his mind is elsewhere, on his sister Gretel and what happened to her. Paula admits she knows something of what his Ma did to her. He complains about how worried he is about her and that he failed her when he lost his memory. Enough, Paula cracks, she tells him Max and Beni helped her escape and VMar is hiding her. He is so thrilled Gretel is ok and wants to tell everyone but Pau says that’s Gman perogative, we can’t tell anyone, and promise you tell no one I told you. He does. End of sweet scene.

Now to hilarity. Fed and Kris and chatting about how much they hate MV and Kris noting that guys don’t think the same way, and even Mau likes her and Fed saying there’s a reason to give up on him and Kris says just make him marry me and I’ll take care of the Zorras Well Fed sees the paquete on her bed and gets all excited. She finally opens it. Eek a snake!! And not the rapey kind, a real one!!

On the other side of the tracks MV is wondering if it could be true that Eman really didn’t cheat on her with Ili and if Kris and Ili really did set her up. Hmmm…. Eman shows up glad to see her out. She says thanks to him. He comes in peace, he’s transferred his Tios’s assets to Marianela.

HA!! Back to the snake on the bed. They climb up onto the chair, Deli and Nereida rush in and also climb up on the chair. Each screaming to get rid of it…but Berni is to the rescue. He pulls out his nice, hard, er glock, and does that snake in. Along with the mattress, which Fedi is not too fond of. Disaster averted, ah, but my mattress!! Berni finds telltale glasses and oh a note. Marinela is behind this. Oooh Fedi hates her even more!!

Now back to Eman pouring his heart of and begging Vick to tell him where Mari is, he needs to talk to her about all these things. See, it’s not about the money. He needs to clear up the misunderstanding, and it doesn’t matter if she is living with her husband or five little boys (chilpallates) he will try to find her!!

Bernardo reads the letter from Mari, swearing she will destroy Fedra. OK so there is more qvetching by Fedra about Marinela and a WONDERFUL scene where she stomps on Marinela's supposed glasses...he he hee, get those demons out!

Also we have more of Eman swearing to MarVick that being with the Gorda was the best thing that ever happened to him and how magical, etc. and he has to find her. She reminds him he's married, how will he explain to his wife, even if he will divorce anyway Mari is happily married to the only man she's ever been happy with, so he ain't gettin' no digits. She still thinks he's lying I guess.



Ilitia is chatting with her mommy about how the shrink tells her she's in love with someone else, the nerve. Is he a shrink or a psychic? Ma has a clue who it might be. Well, on cue then we have Brandon coming to tell Ilitia that he warned sneaky snake number one, but he didn't kill him. But here, have your own darling weapon. It was your Dad's, and I will teach you how to use it tomorrow, and even some self defence. Ili swoons and thanks him with a hug. He likes it!! She convinces herself he does nothing for her. She repeats it for good measure.

At the office Eman is chatting with ? who tells him to be happy with his wife. He can't. He can't deny how Mari exists. He gets a package during this, he can't open it, and want the other guy to do so. Turns out it's her diary. Uh oh...this will be interesting...

Gman is with Doris preparing for her next costumatic feat. They are trying to find something for hthe Mala Noche. Doris is worried for her about the sort of clientele that visits there if she turns into an exotic dancer. G-man knows and finds just the perfect pink sparkly two piece. Doris thinks it might be too big, she should try it, which she does stripped down to her black bra. Uh oh, there is Axel. Doris tries to think of something, but Gretl decides enough is enough...Axel it's me. Yeah!!!! He's soooo excited. I think he's just happy he didn't ha ve to try and process that Manolo was a tranny. Anyway, hugs all around...but first we have to go to Eman getting his heart dragged through the mud while reading the emotional ups and downs of la Gorda and how she was so happy about graduation and thinking of him, and then boom she says good bye to him forever. He cries. Sigh...

Axel does struggle with the Manolo thing, amazed at the disguise - he tells her of Paula's conversation, and she reminds him he must be careful to call her Manolo, and she can't come home, he tells her of the cellar discovery. She reminds him no one can know of who she is.

Eman now cries to his Daddy, tells him the whole story and he looks it over. He cries about how much love there was until now. Papa tells him he has to tell her what he feels...Pa doesn't care who is married, Pa says MarVick maybe won't tell you but heh, she'll tell me!!

Axel tries to convince Gman that Oliver and her Pa can both help her. She tells how she's dying to kiss Oliver. They are both happy to have each other. They hug. Pa and Eman open the door just then and well, look askance.... :)

More to come...

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