Saturday, April 16, 2011
Llena de Amor #170 (Mex. 202-203) Fri 4/15/11
Hola gang. This was a whopper of an episode. Lots going on. So, I know this is a pretty long recap, but since it’s almost the end, I just tried to include as much detail as possible.
We return to our standoff in progress: Brandon and Low with guns drawn in Low’s pad. Low has shown his true gangsta stripes, but Brandon says he’s gonna have to be a quick draw if he wants to get the drop on this copper.
Back at the schmancy restaurant ladies room, Olli is sprucing up his Chelatina look (lipgloss-check, hair-check, boobs-check) and fretting over having to stay with Mal while Brandon goes to Low’s. He calls up the commissario to have someone sent to check on Brandon. But Illy and the gang have already tipped off the local poli. ‘Aha! It was a trap to lure Brandon to the apartment!” Commissario explains that Ilitia was actually being held there, but Eman rescued her. When said rescuer hears that Brandon has gone to the departamento de terror, he heads out for one more rescue, this time for a slightly more masculine damsel in distress. Commish tries in vain to convince them to let the professionals handle this, but he clearly is not getting the scripts if he thinks that is happening. But he tries anyway. After Eman heads out, Muneca rushes in to accuse Low of murdering Garduna, and Ilitia adds Begonia to the list. Commish is only a poquito impactado.
Back at the pad, Low and Brandon argue over his mafioso status and Brandon’s love for Ilitia. It’s a bizarre conversation that mixes Brandon pointing out that the underlings don’t respect him, since Mal disobeyed his orders and tried to sell him out to the poli with Low generally insulting B and saying the he knocked his daughter up and that he will repent ruining her life. B once again avows his love for said daughter, and says he kept watch over her while Low was too busy being a Bad Man, and now that he knows the baby is his, he is going to fight contra todo for Ilitia and the baby. Low says his preference would be for the baby to never be born, which is too much for B. It comes to a head with B removing the trappings of his policitude and challenging Low to settle it ‘man to man’ (and mano a mano). Low agrees and proceeds to totally kick B’s ass. Now this is just taking the beanie too far. There is no way that Low could beat up Brandon.
Ugh. Back to Vicki looking longingly out her window and wallowing in her own misery that El Lirio hasn’t come. Poor Doris walks in and has to listen to the pity party. “boo hoo. I shouldn’t have fallen in love with him. He’s a secret-identity-justice-fighter and won’t have time for a kid. And now I’ve lost the new chance I would have had with Eman since Illy is going ‘byyee’. And Eman will have 2 women knocked up by someone else to make him sad. And plus he’s going to lose Mari too since that’s me. And all the crap with his parents too. Boo hoo.” Finally, she decides to once and for all to come out with the details of her papa’s investigation, but discovers it is missing from the doll.
Ok, back to Low and Brandon. B is finally gaining some ground on Low, but Low lives up to his name and goes for a very low blow, if you know what I mean. As Brandon crumbles, Low grabs him in a chokehold and, well, chokes him. Eman and Andre come in, but stand and watch as Low continues to choke B, presumably so that he can finish his line about B being a traitor who slept with his daughter right under Eman’s nose and turned him into a cuckold. Finally, they pull Low off, but it’s too late. Brandon isn’t breathing!! Low killed him!! Andre tries to revive Brandon, but Eman pushes him away so that he can do it more forcefully. Low threatens Eman with his gun to stop the CPR. Eman calls his bluff and keeps going. I guess the brotherly love these guys found in the of late is still going for Eman. Low runs off as we hear cop cars arriving.
In MariVick’s room, she is freakeando (that gem will definitely have a long lifespan for me) about the stolen papers—she is sure Fedra is behind it. Doris points out that a certain professional thief has been coming in the window every night. She asks the impossible of our little heroine: “piensalo tantito” (“think about it a little bit”, alas even that is too much if you ask me),“ELDP clearly has something against the RyT, it makes sense for him to want the dirt on Fedra”. MV can’t believe that she got played by ELDP for said dirt—“but no, we’re in love!”. “Actually, hon”, says the voice of reason, “YOU’re in love, and you don’t even know who he is, and he stopped showing up as soon as those papers went missing.” MV holds strong and looks out the window.
Back at Low’s Eman is still trying to save Brandon, even tho Andre has given up the ghost. Finally, the chest pounding works and Brandon comes to and says“don’t let me die!”, probably because Eman just banged his head into the wall. Eman tells B he has to live happily ever after with Illy and spawn.
At the restaurant, Manolo is freakeando about Chelatina being in Mal’s malas manos. “Where is Oliver?” Where, indeed. Srta Chelatina shows us that she is a match for the slimy orange octopus with some good slaps, and they are interrupted by a phone call from the commish, whom Chelatina sneakily refers to as her abuelito. The commish is soooper slow on the uptake, but he lets Oliver know that Low tried to kill Brandon, and wants to make sure that he is still surveilling Mal. “oh yes, I have him all over me” [lo tengo encima de mi (I don’t know about you, but I love to get some good preposition action in)]. Chela covers that line with “umm, somewhere in my purse” to throw Mal off. “great, arrest him and bring him in; Illy is a witness against him” says the commish. Chelatina calls for the check so that she and Mal can head out. And boy, is he lucky,cause our dear Chela tells him she has a big surprise in store for him. This scene gets cut off just as it heads to disturbingville, with Chelatina wafting her perfume towards Mal and him barking in response. Ewwww. And Univision cut it off well before that even.
Back at the poli HQ, Muneca and Illy are signing their various statements. Then they want to wait for Brandon to show up. Illy is worried about B’s continued danger from Low on the loose. Muneca worries for Christian. And indeed for the possibility of herself going the way of Begonia. Muneca realizes that she needs take Christian and Manzanita out of town to be safe. Illy decides to go with her, since she’s satisfied just to know that Brandon’s safe and it’s better if they don’t see each other.
Awesome alert—great scene coming up:
Chelatina and Mal are leaving the restaurant when Manolo jumps out to save Chela from Mal. Mal thinks Mano is trying to get dirt on him to help Vicki’s court case, but Manolo looks pretty fierce. Chela tries to get Mano to leave, but Mano macho-ily declares that he is a great friend of one of her patients, and wants Chela to know that this man is very dangerous. Our two hombres then have a literal tug of war over the divine Ms C until the inevitable happens, and Chela’s wig flies off. Mano declares “Oliver Rosales!!??” Said Oliver unwisely pulls handcuffs rather than a gun out of his purse and lets Mal know that he is under arrest. “Surprise! You are coming with me, but not for a hookup (cita de amor).” Mal decks him a good one, which even knocks the boobs right out of the Chelatina, and runs off. Until I saw the live broadcast with subtitles, I was convinced he said “tiro de esquina” (corner kick, in soccer) as he ran off, and that made no sense. But he said “contigo ni a la esquina” (with you, not even to the corner). I like ‘tiro de esquina’ as a getaway phrase much better.
Back at Low’s: B apologizes for hitting Andre over the whole Doris business, seeing as how the guy just helped save his life and all. No biggie, says the new improved André, you were defending your sis. And I just loooooove your sister so much. Brandon stays on task and wants to go finish saving Illy. Already done, says Eman. Both she and YOUR baby are fine. Very amusing scene where Brandon is totally stoked to be a dad, but a little abashed to do so in front of the cuckold. Luckily, Eman is in full on bro mode, so he gives him a high 5. Heck, André even gets a kiss. Booo to Univision for cutting this.
Low goes to Fedra’s hospital room and wakes her up from a dream of the beach, only to get a smack for his efforts. Fedra accuses Low of abandoning her because of her paralysis, Low of course denies and reassures her that he still wants to marry her. But there’s wee problemita. The police are hot on his trail because he killed Brandon Moreno. Oopsies.
Back with Muneca, Ilitia is in full-on redemption mode. She’s finally got the truth out, a weight is off her shoulders, she finally has peace. And she feels great, even if her marriage is over. Muneca gives her an 'atta girl' and urges her to patch it up with Brandon. But Illy is still worried about Brandon’s safety if she does so—and not just from Low, but also from Fedra who has threatened to kill everyone in the show by now, and this includes little Illy and fetus. Speak of the devil; she is getting the info from Low that Illy finally confessed to everyone that the baby is Brandon’s. Great line from Fedra when Low defends Illy from her insults “just because she’s your daughter doesn’t mean she isn’t stupid”. Fedra is glad to hear, though that Low has already taken care of Brandon—“one ‘pio’ less on the board”, I believe is how she classily puts it. A puzzled Low finally says “they’re called “piezas” (pieces). But Low doesn’t want to go to jail. “No”, says F, “ you wouldn’t last 10 minutes.” And Fedra’s worried about herself too, now that it’s all come out now. Low wants to change their names (“but I like my name” whines Fedra), get fake passports, transfer all their cash to an account in said fake names so they can leave the country. Fedra mostly picks up on “one’ account. But first they have to take care of all the ‘piezas’ left. Fedra calls someone to set up a safehouse for Low at the Mala Noche so that he can plan out their final revenge and escape plan. Before Low heads out, Fedra reminds him to keep his hands off the other dancers. Then she interrupts his babbling with the excellent new name that just came to her “Anastasia Lascourain!” Low is unimpressed, but I recognize the name Lascourain from Guapos, so I know it’s high class. He leaves his phone with her so that he can stay in touch (she mentioned earlier that Bernardo has hers). Our sharp little doll asks can she call him, if he doesn’t have a phone? “No, I’ll call you” he says. At this point, I think the writers are just are just blatently mocking Fedra.
Now, we get back to Chelatina and Manolo outside the restaurant. Logic would dictate that they try to chase down Mal, but what they do instead is much more of a gift to viewerville. They argue back and forth about the various cross-dressing deceptions—“you took advantage of me pretending to be Chelatina” “no, you wouldn’t have anything to do with me, so I had no other choice. They take turns where one stalks off and the other pulls them back to yell at them. They totally look like a couple of ballroom dancers. Oliver finally pulls out the “you made me think I was gay!” card. “that was different, I did it for love!” “what, you think I wore these heels because I like it? No I did it for amor!” The heels do it, and our cute couple sees the humor that viewerville has been enjoying these past few minutes and they get the giggles. Manolo declares that he isn’t gay after all, and Chelatina flirts back. They embrace just as Dee and Axhole walk up to indignantly ask what Manolo is doing with Gretel’s shrink. The 2 star-crossed crossed dressers do a synchronized de wigging to Dee’s delight and Axhole’s confusion. I’ll tell you, Oliver and Gretel have a very kinky future ahead of them after the show’s over.
Back to Whinarianela. “I’m pregnant. Where are you ELPD?” Yawn.
Next morning, Mari heads straight into Fedra’s hospital room to spill the beans, I mean accuse Fedra of stealing Luis Felipe’s investigation. By the way, ever hear of xerox, Marianela? Didn’t you learn your lesson with Gretel burning the papers? Grrr. Fedra is devastated to hear that all the proof against her is gone. Some insults between the two. Mari doesn't know how such an awesome fella as Eman came from her womb, Fedra calls the Pavons a trio of mujerzuelas. Mari can’t keep her boca shut and says that Fedra killed Tia Carlota and her padres, and she knows it.
Over in Emil’s hospital room, he is being released, but needs to keep an eye on his hypertension. Good thing he has such a relaxing home life. What, I say, what is Eman wearing? It looks like a bomber jacket with a sweater over top of it. Oh, it’s just a really weird sweater. Anyway, Emil uses the light topic of hereditary coronary disease to segue into paternity issues. Eman has bad genes no matter who his real father is, what with Chema clutching his chest every chance he gets. Emil reminisces about when they first had suspicions of Eman having a diffetent dad, and wants a blood test. But Eman says he doesn’t want one---Emil is his dad. But Emil feels that they both have a right to the truth. So Eman hands over Luis Felipe’s papers to Emil. Again with the reading glasses—an amusing attempt at verisimilitude, given the level of disbelief that must be suspended in this or any telenovela.
What? Jorge? Where’d he come from? Oh, he’s trying to convince Tia Carlota’s maid to come to Mexico and testify that Fedra was there the day Tia died. Job done. ‘Seems like a suspiciously helpful and selfless act on Jorge’s part. What is he up to?
Back to Fedra and Mari in the hospital. Mari is basically telling Fedra everything. The testifying maid, Gretel as a witness to the ventanacide. Fedra's not worried—the maid didn’t see anything, Gretel is an unreliable witness and besides, she’s just a poor invalid. Mari has no pity for Fedra’s paralysis. “And what’s more, here’s all the information I have about my mom’s helicopter non-accident.” Oh Marianela, when will you learn? First you shoot, then you say you have a gun. Fedra now knows what she has to deny.
At the RyT mansion, we get our first dose of Kristel today when Illy comes by to say “byyye’. As Illy sashays into the sunset (really, a trip to get her head together), Kristel says ‘byyye’ to so much more, their agency plans, her career, etc.,
Hospital: Mari says that Fedra was always jealous of her mom’s life and that everyone loved her and that Luis Felipe was the main heir. Fedra is still calling Mari’s parents drunks and denying everything. Mari lays out how Fedra ruined everything just when Mari and her mom were going to start their new lives together. She says that she destroyed her family and wants her to admit it (good luck with that). Mari starts to shake Fedra up a bit and even gets her scrawny hands around Fedra’s neck, but she doesn’t have it in her to actually do Fedra much harm.
Emil has read the report and now knows it all. Eman has a shockingly indulgent viewpoint of his mom’s life choices—she was young, she had bad luck and needed to survive (though after I thought about it a bit, I guess he is only thinking of the prostition and tricking Emil; he doesn’t really know about all the murdering she did). Emil realizes how Eman chose the name ELDP. Eman explains that he did it to honor of the stories Bernardo told him about the LDP as a little boy. Emil sees that his mother found a way for his real fatehr to be part of his life even if he wasn’t actually there. Eman reassures Emil that he loves him, is proud of him, he will always be his father etc. Emil is still clinging to the hope that Eman might be his son. That maybe, just maybe, this one lie of Fedra’s (that her baby with Chema died) isn’t a lie. Eman calmly explains that his mom is a big fat liar. Emil wants to do a DNA test to rid himself of the doubt. Eman says that he (Eman) will always love Emil and consider him his father regardless, but if he wants a DNA test, they can do it. Emil says no and they hug.
But for now Eman wants to hide the papers a bit longer. Emil is surprised to hear that Eman stole them, and wants to expose/confront Fedra, even if Fedra is Eman’s mom. Eman explains that he took them precisely so that they wouldn’t be exposed and argues in favor of waiting because Fedra might try to kill herself again. After all, it’s his mom, and he knows that she did everything, starting with the marriage to Emil, to give his little, in-utero self the life that she could never have. Emil says that this doesn’t justify what she has done and that Eman shouldn’t feel guilty about it, it’s not his fault. But Eman does feel guilty about her taking the rap for everything. So, in his supreme logic, he is going to turn himself in as ELDP to somehow set a good example for his mom and share in the punishment. Huh? Please, I hope that Carlos’ half of tonight’s casserole shines some light on this.
Kristoise
Part 2 "We Can't Handle the Truth!"
All righty then, lets see if we can reconstruct the pieces of the rest of tonight's Marvelous Mexican Adventure. OK... tab A into slot B... hmmm... wake up Synapse! I'm afraid it's back up on the wheel with you, little fellow. We're gonna need full rodent-power for this job...
Eman has informed Emil that as far as he's concerned, he is all the daddy that he needs, DNA testing be damned. However there is another more troubling certainty and that is that his true mamá is Juana F. Pérez and that her destiny is a little hard time in the Big House and what with her being paralyzed and with her character not being the most sturdy anyway, it is up to him to set an example. Sipis, it's time for el Lirio de Plata to face the music. Pay the piper. Give himself up. Do the time.Emiliano tries to point out the flaws and drawbacks of such a plan, and indicates that though initially Juana struggled to survive, her avarice and downright evilness dominated her life, long after she had achieved economic and social stability... robbing Marianela of her inheritance for example, but Emanuel seems determined.
Marianela, meanwhile is harassing a bedridden crippled Fedra. Fedra tries to explain, "Both of your parents died in tragic accidents." She accuses her of murdering her parents, insists that she confess, and even grabs Fedra by the shoulders and shakes her. Fortunately this abusive behavior is interrupted by Emanuel. "She wants to kill me," Fedra tearfully wails. Marianela denies this but does assert that she'd like a little truth for a change. Fedra asks her to go ahead, killing her would be a merciful, if hateful, favor. Eman gently escorts Mari out of Fedra's room.
Manny asks Mari to tell him the truth of what she knows as they are joined by a strangely bossy Netty who is also demanding some truth. Since it's apparently not going to com from Mari, Netty offers her version of the truth. "Your mother is a murderer!"
Well, you could knock me over with a feather.
*Elsewhere, somewhere outdoors, Oliver (disguised as... Oliver) is trying to convince Gretel (disguised as... Gretel) to come forth with her knowledge of what she saw that fateful day so long ago.
Emanuel is reluctant to believe Netty and clings to Fedra's version of the events surrounding the death of his uncle, Mari's daddy, Luis Felip. Mari tell's him that what Netty says is true but that her proof was destroyed. Netty points out that though that is so, there is also an eye-witness. Marianela balks at this... she made promises. Bottom line, Netty wants Fedra locked away. Netty leaves as Emanuel stands there looking completely bewildered. Mari says, "Perdoname." As she walks away he mutters to himself, "Perdoname for what I'm going to do.
*At La Buena Vida Bar, Eman's two daddies confer. Emil is reluctant, but José M wants to share a drink... and talk. The topics... Emanuel, Netty, and Juana Felipe Pérez.
*Emanuel rolls up to Casa Creep on his calle crawler and encounters a very dapper Brandon who is clutching a bouquet of roses. Brandon is in full bantam rooster on crack mode. "Here to call on Ilitia?" Eman gives his blessing and in the time honored tradition of experienced cock-handlers, takes a moment to blow smoke up our little rooster's cloaca, ""Now get in there and dazzle the woman you love!" Brandon is pumped but pauses for a moment to reflect on the fact that he still has unfinished business with el Lirio de Plata.
As Brandon enters the Manse of Misery, Kristel is busy making sure that the liquor doesn't go stale in her mothers absence. She is delighted to see Brandon, "¡Guuaauu! me raya tu outfit.!" (She really likes the suit.). She informs him that Ilitia has left the building (actually, the country), "¡Para siempre! Sorreeey!"
*Mientras tanto, in La Buena Vida the parent's conference continues. JM tells Emil that he doesn't have a whole lot of time left, the state of his health is desahuciado (utterly hopeless... the first big word I learned and remembered from a TN). He plans to utilize his time remaining to get to know and protect Emanuel. Emil looks puzzled. This strikes me as funny. He is talking to Emiliano here. Even with line drawings, photos, and colored pie graphs, there's not a hope in Hell that Emil is going to grasp what he is saying. Good luck Cap'n.
As best she can, Kristel explains that Ilitia is gone. Fortunately for Brandon, she is in full estrus, "Use me." I swear, she then tries to lick his cheek. Yikes! Brandon explains that Ilitia is the woman he loves and scurries off. Kristel tries to ponder this but her little hamster has nodded off.
Looks like Javi is still in the hospital. How nice is this? Jairo has taken time out of his busy day to visit the ailing little tyke.... "Jey! Looking good Campeon! I hear you're pals with el Lirio de Plata. Any chance of you hooking me up for an exclusive interview?"
Why you...
Just then a smile erupts between Javi's ears... "Uy, full diez, está parado de ti." (roughly that means turn around dorkface, he's standing behind you). And so he is... it's
el Litio de Plata!
wearing a hooded ensemble of black Naugahyde, accented with an elegant silver lily pin daringly displayed over a black tee, framed by the boldly unzipped biker jacket, his countenance shyly shaded by a full-face shroud inspired by the fashionable ladies of the Middle East.
Being a reporter, Jairo asks the obvious, "¿El Lirio de Plata?"
Emiliano tells JM about the stories Bernardo told Eman of the exploits of el Capitán Sevilla and el Lirio de Plata. "You were a hero for him... and a role model." JM realizes that Eman is el Lirio de Plata and Emil confirms it and tells him of his insistence on turning himself in. This male-bonding session is interrupted by Netty who with Marianela in tow, arrives at their table. She is agitated. She doesn't want them battling over her. "We were talking about something else." Perplexed and slightly disappointed, she asks what then are the discussing. In her increasingly more annoying way, Marianela chimes in, "Yeah Tio, about what?" Will somebody please just shoot this girl?
Jairo is busy taking photos of eLdP and Consuelo is all too happy to pose with him and her son. Unfortunately for Jairo, eLdP doesn't do interviews, "Hasta luego."
*Emil tells Netty that they were discussing ... ummm... "Victoria... yeah... that's the ticket ... Victoria." She starts up again, but Emil calms her, telling her that he and JM have come to an understanding, not only about her but about Emanuel." They coo. Mari beams. JM sadly shrugs and slinks away.
Kristel is holding a nifty bottle of what I'd guess is a Tequila blanca though it could be vodka or gin. She wants to go clubbing with Gretel and Oliver until she learns that they are going to Emanuel's new cantina, La Buena Vida to hear Netty sing. They think that perhaps her mother's club, La Mala Noche might be more to her liking. And guess who is the star dancer there? She guesses correctly"¿Mi mami? ¡Guuaao!"
Netty is wearing an outfit that looks like what's left of a leopard print cocktail dress after a litter of puppies have fought over it. Looks good on her. Heck, Letty would look good in a fitted gunnysack with canvas piping. She sings a torch song:
Ni Te Pares Por Aquí
Recuerdo aquella noche ilusionado te marchaste
en busca de ese sueño que anhelabas conquistar
a donde se quedaron las promesas que me hiciste
tus besos y caricias que me hacían suspirar
Yo te creí y te espere hasta donde pude
Tu me fallaste pusiste a otra en mi lugar
Hoy me doy cuenta que eres todo un sinvergüenza
no te importaba lo que yo sentia por ti
Hoy me doy cuenta que ya no vales la pena
pues he encontrado a alguien que me hace feliz
que me valora, y me enamora
ya no me busques ni te pares por aqui
No es cierto que el amor resiste al tiempo y la distancia
no es cierto y hoy lo puedo comprobar
Yo te creí y te espere hasta donde pude
Tu me fallaste pusiste a otra en mi lugar
Hoy me doy cuenta que eres todo un sinvergüenza
no te importaba lo que yo sentia por ti
Hoy me doy cuenta que ya no vales la pena
pues he encontrado a alguien que me hace feliz
Hoy me doy cuenta... No te importaba lo que yo sentia por ti
Hoy me doy cuenta... Pues he encontrado a alquien que me hace feliz
Que me valora y me enamora
Ya no me busques ni te pares por aqui
looking and sounding for all the world like Laura Flores.
Nice! Emiliano is transfixxed. Heck, even Marianela smiles. As Netty sings, Gladiola arrives and joins Doris and Andre who are sitting at a table making goo goo eyes at each other. She thanks Andre for saving her son and joining hands with the two of them, blesses their love for each other. Netty is momentarily distracted, we follow her eyes... hey, there's Delicia and ... ugh... Axel. Listen to the words of the song, Delicia. Loosely translated they mean, "I don't need your sorry butt anymore so don't be stoppin' here." What Netty has noticed is that a proud old grizzly has cleaned up, crawled out of his cave, and come to watch her sing. It's Tio Max!
Emil hops up to greet him. So does Mari. He has Paula by his side. Hey people, keep it down... I'm tryin' to hear Netty sing.
At the Porta López pad, Ilitia, Muñeca, Manzanita, Cristian, and faithful Fidel are preparing to depart... but... Not. So. Fast. Brandon blazes in and shouts... well... more or less... "NOT! SO! FAST!"
Fedra sits up in her bed a vows that Bernado best not fail her this time in getting rid of that awful fatty.
Well crap, this just like the Monkey's Paw. I really wasn't wanting some one to actually shoot her.
As Netty finishes her song... applausos... we see an ominous figure appear in the doorway, it's Bernardo, "¡Saludos a tu madre (say hi to your mom)!" He takes aim with a pistol. He shoots. Yikes! Mari tumbles out of her chair.
Ilitia gives Brandon five minutes to make his case.
Everyone gathers around Mari's lifeless body. The entire crowd is tizzied. She stirs. Though shaken, Tio Max proves he's still on top of things, "She's alive!" And so she is. Nopis, not another Festivus Miracle. A fat suit.
He does. That is... Brandon makes his case. "Te amo, I love you, Ilitia."
Axel thinks that it wasn't fair to delude Emanuel like that. Emil marvels over the sawdust bleeding from the bullet hole.Emiliano insists on examining her, "What's this?" OK, now everyone knows that Mari is Vicky. And then just when we were regretting ever having thought badly of Marianela, she tries to swear the entire room to secrecy. Bernardo, get back in here and finish the job you were sent to do!
Emil is outraged, "Where have I been all this time? I've been a complete idiot." No disagreement here. He also learns that Manolo was really Gretel. Netty soothes him. Tio Max explains it was the only way the kids could survive.
Brandon finishes with a flourish. I'm your frog, kiss me and make me your prince.
*Lo is having lunch at La Mala Noche. The guy with the eyepatch whines that without La Reina, business has fallen off precipitously. They are interrupted by the waiter. Someone is wanting to talk to the personnel manager.
*Surprise! It's Kristel. She wants a job. He's enchanted, but no one can do it like la Reina. Kristel thinks she's up to the task, "Tonight right away!"
Muñeca and Flora watch approvingly as Ilitia wraps up the species conversion.
*In the hospital, José M finds a nurse making up a bed. Fedra's flown.
*She's wheeled into her dressing room at La Mala Noche by eyepatch guy.She's told about the hot new dancer. Bernardo's offended. No one can take la Reina's place. Alone with her, he kneels by her wheelchair and whispers that he will soon transport her far from here. She looks sadly hopeful,"Really, Bernardo?" He informs her of the hit on Marianela and notes that soon the police will be pursuing them. Lo pops in and takes offense to Bernardo's presence. He and Fedra are going to escape together and Bernardo does not fit into their plans. With Bernardo dismissed he kneels down and reassures Fedra. She weakly smiles.
Back at the boarding house we find that the fat suit was not fatally wounded and Doris is busy suturing the damage. In a flash of brilliance, Netty observes, "I could almost bet that it was Fedra Curiel who ordered you shot, Marianela." I excuse you Netty, because you sang so well.
Oh joy, Consuelo and Javi are home. Fortunately they were able to cover the fat suit with a sheet. They are followed by Licenciado Pacheco who quickly asks for cookies. Hot on his heels is Comisario Tejeda. He has a newspaper hot off the press. Front page... Consuelo, Javi, and... el Lirio de Plata. Consuelo checks it out approvingly. "Explain this!"
*Totally left off the TV were the next scenes. I think that pictures tell it best.
Tejeda burbles about the connection between Netty, her pension and eLdP. Javi spills the soup, "El Lirio de Plata es mi amigo."... yawn... next!
*This is more like it. Cigarette, anyone? *Brandon gets a call. "Meet me in twenty minutes." "Gotta go!"
Kristal got the job. How about a name? Eyepatch guy thinks, "La Loba." Kristel likes. Now she wants to meet la Reina. Trouble is... la Reina doesn't talk to the other dancers. "Oh yeah? Well, she'll be interested in talking to me. I swear."
Bernardo strolls in, "¡Guau! ¿Kristel?"
Carlos
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I was pretty impressed with Lorenzo’s martial arts moves. Maybe they teach better ones at Gangster U than they do at Police U.
A note for JudyB, who I hope is reading comments today….I was gone all day and missed your retirement party! I loved reading your recap and all the wonderful comments. Count me among your legions of admirers. I always got a huge kick out of your style and your snark, and was in awe of the vocabulary and dichos that you always included at the end of your recaps. I’m sure it was a huge job to tease them from the dialog and then go look them up and then give them to us as gifts. I always keep my vocab list and a pencil right by the computer, ready to write down gems like those. Mil ocho mil gracias, amiga!
Some of my favorite lines:
(lipgloss-check,hair-check,boobs-check)
freakeando
soooper slow on uptake
lo tengo encima de mi (I don't know about you but I love to get some good preposition action in)
awesome alert
Fedra, who's threatened to kill everyone in the show by now
also
loved the way you described the back and forth play of Manolo and Doctora Chelatina as being like "ballroom dancers'
and the way you dissed whiny Vic at the window
Emiliano's hypertension "good thing he has such a relaxing home life
and finally
Marianela, when will you ever learn...first you shoot, then you say you have a gun.
Just masterful from beginning to end. As I read, I kept thinking..is this Kristoise or Carlos? So witty and well-written. Impossible to know.
Now a gripe: My dear, you're such a fab writer and clever person. We would have loved to have your comments on this silly action all throughout the run of Llena. We've been operating on a Kristoise-deficit all this time. Not fair!
Audrey
P.S. Quick skim of the recap and it looks fab Kristoise! I have to settle in with a coffee and savor it! Be back later.
@JudyB--i tape the shows and usually run behind on watching, so I tend to be too late for comments. But you all have definitely drawn me in with your fab writing and funny comments. i think my husband gets tired of me saying "you have got to hear this...."
i remember when i watched my first novela (al diablo con los guapos), and we started it midway through, i discovered this site and went back and read the recaps of what i missed. i came for the plot info, but stayed for the laughs. so, just so you all know, your hilarity lives on, unheralded, in the interwebs. and mil, ocho mil gracias.
Thanks for the reminder and ocho mill gracias for stepping in and helping us through this rough patch. You've been invaluable.
@Audrey...Yep, checked this morning and saw your and Mike's notes. Thanks. Always appreciated, amiga.
Carlos
Calle crawler
Banty rooster on crack
The description of the Lirio’s outfit!
Sawdust leaking from the bullet hole
Species conversion
and many many others too numerous to list.
A lot of Netty’s song was cut on TV, but we did get to hear some of it. Now, I thought her outfit (at least the bottom half of it) looked kinda Mala Noche-worthy. I’d like to have seen her in something more elegant.
I’m really bummed that the Ilitia/Brandon scenes were cut. Aw, we’ve been waiting so long for that.
And thank you for the hamster photo – too adorable!
Kristoise, I loved your channeling of Kristel.
I too only saw the TV version. One of these days I am going to go back and watch the missing parts online. I do not understand why they cut the best scenes of the episodes but I for one do not appreciate their doing so.
Carlos, your screen shots have been perfect for all of our recaps, I am most grateful.
Rosemary
Strangely, Hombre de Mysterio and I used to do tongue-in-cheek fashion commentary in our Gancho's recaps. I thought that eLdP's ensemble cried out for descriptive analysis.
Rosemary, wasn't it a glorious day here in Texas? But we desperately need rain.
Kristoise's recap is magnificent and she's from around here. Were it not for her, poor old Dr. Carlos would still be struggling with dailymotion.
The Ilitia/Brandon scenes are worth that struggle, by the way.
Carlos
I want to thank you so much for recapping the first half of last evening's presentation. You have a real talent for recapping and clearly have a firm grasp of the Spanish language. Your keen sense of humor reminds me of the gentle but merciless Dr. Judy. You guys can eviscerate a character and he'll say thank you and ask for more.
Clearly you are a hit. It was a real pleasure teaming up with you.
Carlos
"in full bantam rooster on crack mode"
"blow smoke up our little rooster's cloaca"
Manse of Misery
Casa Creep
"even with line drawings, photos and colored pie graphs" (Emiliano wouldn't understand)
song translation for Delicia "I don't need your sorrybutt any,more, so don't be stoppin' here"
Kristel keeping the liquor from going stale
and lastly your sneaky James Bondism
...she stirs. Though shaken, Tio Max"
and of course your wonderful detailed fashionista description of Lirio's attire
You're such a funny guy. I'm sure you heal your patients by getting them to laugh along with doling out a prescription or two. If I fall seriously ill, I'm definitely putting out a call to Dr. Carlos. (Do you do phone visits?)
I'm glad to see this one wrapping up but I will miss your witty recaps. And those hamster photos.
One caveat. Did not like Netty's performance outfit at all. The red dress a few episodes back was superb. This was a terrible mistake. Regardless of her fab figure, less is not always more. A D- to the wardrobe department on this one. Maybe the outfit was chosen by the same cretin who decided to hack, mangle and smush the final episodes.
Thanks. As merciless as you can be with TN characters, you've always been kind, gentle, and nurturing with your fellow recappers and commenters. After every recap, I kept checking back frequently to see what Dr. Judy thought of it and always felt a warm glow after savoring your thoughts and lavish praise.
As I recap, I try to predict which of my quips will catch the eye of our various regular commenters and fellow recappers. I've never been disappointed.
As to Netty's outfit... WTF? That red dress (looks like that same one in the video I linked to by the way)was waaay more sexy. The outfit last night would have suited our Kristel perfectly... but Netty?
Can you believe there are only two more nights left and Marinela is still clinging to the fat suit? Por favor.
I'm kinda glad this show is wrapping up though I'm sad that it will be breaking up our study group and am especially sad that there will be no more Dr. Judy recaps to enjoy.
Well the party's not quite over yet Dr. Crankypants so lets all enjoy these next few days together.
Carlos
Great pics! Love to see them.
Kristoise & Carlos - the 2 parts flowed together beautifully. Really a great 2 part recap and I loved having all missing scenes details.
Oliver trying to pick up horny ole Mau was so hilarious, and then being outed to Gretel as Manolo. That was fantastic. I so enjoyed both disguises - they added so much to the show - along with el Lirio de Plata, of course!
That poor hamster! He looks like he might not make it!
Kristoise - you just got started! I hope to see you recapping more soon. Carlos - hopefully I'll read a lot more of your terrific stuff down the road.
Audrey
Kristoise, so right that the whole Oliver/Gretel confrontation was superb. Even though one could guess it was going to happen, still was a joy to watch. But of course, Mau escapes again. This guy's final reckoning better be a good one. Tired of his constant escapes.
Carlos, your detailed description of ELDP's outfit - I'd say a side career at Vogue could be yours. Loved it.
Only watching the online version, I'm appalled that the idiot editors cut the "makeup" scene between Brandon and Ilitia.Honestly, viewerville was probably happier and more wanting to see any and all their scenes together than the endless drivel with MV. Thank goodness for online viewing.
Hard to believe we're finally down to the wire. Thanks again to you both. Hope to see you soon on another TN bringing your amazing skills to all of us poor Spanish-challenged folks again.
Netty's outfit was something I could see Fedra wearing or Kristel.
Yep. Uni cut out the reunion scenes of Brandon and Ilitia who have definitely become my favorite pairing in this as well as Oliver and Gretel.
Only two more days to go and I'm feeling sad because I will miss this group and the recappers and commenters. I'm glad to have been a part of this great group.
I did get the Bird-watching Merit Badge as a Boy Scout. We live in a rural area where birds abound and I have always been fascinated watching our feathered friends.
I read that Laura Flores is 47 years old... wow!
daisynjay, my mother liked to watch fashion shows on our old black and white TV (I think they were locally produced by a dept. store) and as a small child I was mesmerized by the detailed descriptions of, of all things, clothing. I have the same fascination with the way wine people describe wines. Both just beg for parody.
I could not believe that of all the scenes cut, they chopped Ilitia and Brandon. At least we got to hear him say,
"I'm your frog, kiss me and make me your prince."
Fortunately they did leave most of Kristel's scenes intact this time.
Pirate Babe, I've really enjoyed having you here for this TN.
I can easily picture Kristel in Netty's outfit and in fact when I first saw Netty (on the computer screen) I thought that WAS Kristel.
It boggles my mind to picture Fedra wearing it. Sort of scary and appealingly seductive at the same time.
Carlos
I would love to read you paroday of "wine People". I have my favorite wines, but never want to even start a conversation with someone who is a conneisseur. Your description would be to the letter I'm sure...and hysterical as always.
I could not stop laughing when I got to that line. I have been smiling ever since.
Carlos and Krisoise- You two make a great pair. You both have a wonderfully subtle and wry humor. I hope to see you both again soon, recapping and commenting.
I won't get a chance to watch the episodes until later, so I don't have much to say yet. More later.
In total agreement Kristoise. I just finished watching capitulo 202. What a delight those scenes with Manolo and Chelatina were! And that last one was the best, when they both finally got the joke Viewerville has been enjoying for so long. I definitely see some role playing happening in their future. And yes, the scenes with Marianela that immediately followed were a real buzz kill. I'm sad this actress didn't get to have as much fun as the other actors in their roles. Think of all the silly and funny scenes we've had of everyone one else as they went back and forth in their various identities. But with Mari/Vicky it was always angst filled and a drag (and not the fun kind like Oli and Gretel).
If you really enjoy our feathered friends, you'll have to come down to the lower Rio Grande Valley sometime. The birding here is incredible. If you do come down, let me know. JudyB has my email. I am out bird watching almost every day because I live just outside a state park.
Audrey
The Chelatina/Manolo scene was hands down my favorite comedic telenovela scene ever. Those two play very well off each other, it's simply amazing. And Kristoise you did a fabulous job recapping that scene. I had to rewind it twice because it was so delightfully funny.
My favorite lines have already been mentioned so I'll just add how incredibly appreciate I am to have such talented recappers like Kristoise and Carlos on Team Llena.
Carlos, thank you for the Laura Flores link. Even though her outfit did look rather One Million Years B.C. I thought SHE looked fabulous.
Daisy, the avatars don't always load on my computer and I just noticed your new picture. It's wonderful! It makes me happy how proud you are of your sons and how you seem to enjoy each others company.
Kristoise, I'm so glad you made a comment about Low beating up Brandon. It was complete beanie time; Low's only moments of physical prowess, in this show, have been in the bedroom. Bernardo usually take Low handily...I guess the writers no longer care about logic.
Carlos I'm glad Kristoise inspired you as this was one of your funniest recaps to date. Thanks for the Laura Flores link and well as the hamster pics. Like daisy, I would love to see a parody of yours on fashion or wine!!
and thanks everyone for the kind words. this recapping business is tough, but fun. and it's nice to see these story lines wrapping up. it's just such a shame that univision is cutting up these crucial last few episodes. how can you dedicate months to screwing up these peoples' lives and then not let them have their couple hours of getting it together? the mind wobbles (as kelly bundy would say).
“Schmancy” , “star crossed crossed-dressed”, “whinarianela” and “light topic of hereditary coronary disease” were only a few of my favorites. Kristoise, you write with style and flair – this was wonderful. I so enjoyed all of your comments - you are a breath of fresh air – this was amazing.
Carlos. Carlos. It’s impossible to narrow down what I adore the most about your recaps. But, there is no doubt; your dry, sometimes acerbic (and brilliant) wit is in a class by itself. A seemingly innocuous comment followed by a quick punch. Unexpected and totally delightful. “rolls up to Casa Creep on his calle crawler”, “her little hamster has nodded off”, “Eman’s two daddies confer” were wonderful. I also noticed the “black naugahyde” and knew you would reference it as you did. Carlos, you made me smile ever since your first recap. In addition to your wit and insight, you always gave the best gift of all – laughter. Needless to say my favorite line was “nopis, not another Festivus miracle”. Excellent. Thank you for the amazing pictures and your stellar commentary. You made many a difficult day much easier. Your kindness in always asking how Brian is will stay with me always. Gracias amigo.
I can’t believe they cut all of the good Ilitia and Brandon scenes. Ack. Of what I did see, Laura Flores completely stole the show.
Diana
daisynjay, I'm not so sure about the talent part, but I'm am absolutely fascinated by the world around me and get a kick out of telling anyone willing to listen about what I see. Wine people and fashion mavens are a treat to observe in their natural habitats... a lot like bird watching.
Vivi, watching Oliver as Dr. Chelatina is especially fun for me because I have a patient who looks just like her, but I know that she's the real deal since I delivered her son. Thursday, as I was reading Judy's incredible recap, I showed everyone here the photos of Dr. Chela, and everyone said at once, "Susan K.!... but that's a guy!" Then they scolded me for noticing.
By the way, Vivi, have you seen Fri.'s episode of India? Ivonne has been arrested in Rio but now is charming the police commissioner. I adore these bad girls.
Carlos
Because of the storms, my power went out Saturday afternoon, just as I was gearing up to watch all the week's worth of India I hadn't seen. So I packed up an overnight bag and drove to my parents' house. I then proceeded to commandeer my dad's big screen tv in the living room and cranked up On Demand to watch the show. This was met with hourly whines of "But it's the playoffs!" To which I answered, what sport? (I know, I am a sports heathen.) He also threw in a few, "When is this thing going to end? Is it going to be all night?" But most of the time he watched at full attention and asked me what was going on and how people were related to one another. He enjoyed the beat-downs Silvia gave Yvonne, as did I, after I told him all she had done. But it does look like Yvonne is using her charm to hoodwink the police. If they don't realize what game she's playing, with all the evidence and testimony against her (even her best friend and MOTHER), then they are beyond stupid.
Karen, I have to agree, I think the two recaps blended nicely. It was so nifty receiving Kristoise's contribution... I had barely gotten started and the recap was already half-finished... how neat is that?
(No hamsters were harmed during the writing of this recap.)
I was pretty lucky finding the Youtube clip of Laura Flores rather quickly.
Kristoise, let me emphasize once more how much I appreciate your recapping of that first episode. Te debo uno as Netty once said to San Antonio.
Carlos
"You made each of us feel appreciated by noting each and every element of our recaps that you liked...And made us feel wonderful."
I love having you as a fan. Heck, if you were the only one reading them, I'd still want to do the recaps because you seem to enjoy them so much and express your appreciation so graciously and warmly. Besides,you clearly understand what I'm trying to do.
I hope that your brother Brian is doing well... if anyone deserves some good luck, he certainly does.
Carlos
Can't believe Lunivision left out Ilitia's & Brandon's happy reunion. Qué the heck do they think we watch for? I liked how she took full advantage of the opportunity to put her paws all over those abdominales de lavadero.
I thought the same thing about Mari trying to swear dozens of people to secrecy. REALLY? Ya basta.
In the scene with Ilitia and Brandon, Ilitia seemed very enthusiastic in the way she stripped off his clothes.
Carlos
I agree that the Tarzan getup on Laura Flores didn’t do her justice, but I will admit she is in fabulous shape. She performed that song before on this show, but at least, unlike other telenovela actresses who work as both singers and actresses, she can actually sing. Good for her!
I thought the scene with Brandon calling on Ilitia was really cute and his non-nonsense hogtie of Krissie even better. Thanks for filling us in the reconciliation. The over-Kristel’s -head sarcasm when Gretel suggested La Mala Noche as the appropriate venue for her sister was hilarious – if your BFF can’t help you become a Top Model then get a job as an exotic dancer. There’s clearly no love lost between the two of them, or maybe Gretel thought this was the easiest way for Kistel to discover the truth. Maybe she thinks Bernie won’t harm Kris because she’s actually Fedra’s daughter.
I’m not looking forward to seeing Jorge again, but someone needs to save Marianella from herself. She’s not having any luck with Fedra, but the telenovela gods are covering her. A fat suit can stop a bullet? Really? Bernie must’ve switched to rubber bullets.
-Alison
And yeah, I also couldn't concentrate for a few seconds after Eman showed up on screen. Who was in wardrobe??? Seriously that was such a weird and distracting outfit! Then I saw Oli later and thought, 'okay. I guess it's just Big Bulky White Sweater day in the Llena wardrobe room.' They should have taken some of the fabric off the guys and put it on Netty! Kuds to Laura Flores for pulling it off. 47?! She looked fantastic despite the outfit.
~Samantha
Is the hashing and casseroling getting worse and worse? It's like editing and continuity have been thrown to the wind in these ultimos capitulos.
Brandon & Illitia, thumbs up. Axel and Delicia, give me a break. Oliver/Chelatina and Gretel/Manolo may be one of the coolest comedy duos ever.
Speaking of Team Houston, are Archie Bell & The Drells still performing?
Mi Esposa is off to NC to see her best girl-bud. Jimmy Buffett concert for them manana. She did promise to bring home a goodly quantity of Carolina strawberries, the best in the mundo for my money.
Does anyone have any intel on the next 7pm TN - Cuando...Enamorado or some such?
Feliz Lunes, y'all.
I hope your wife brings you your strawberries from her trip. Yum!
Yeah, it's too late for Dee/Ax. The writers should have given Ax a rival instead of a free pass, but it was either too late for that or the writers are cramming to get past the Mari/Eman situation.
-Alison
Ordinarily I don't enjoy portrayals of inebriation, but Kristel was super-funny. Unfortunately, I never figured out a way other than direct quotes to demonstrate her hilarious co-mingling of Spanish and English.
Samantha, thank you. Kristoise is the perfect teammate. I hope that she enjoyed it as much as I did and will be recapping another TN soon. It is much easier when Univision airs the entire show with good CCs.
The wardrobe folks are a curious bunch. There is an odd robe with pears on it that has appeared in TN after TN, always on one of the most beautiful actresses. In this show it was Kristel.
Sylvia, in addition to wanting to stay near this great team of recappers, I was charmed by the odd pairing of Ilitia and Brandon in that early episode in the air terminal. When he handcuffed her to the urinal, I don't think there was a single one of us who doubted that they'd end up together.
Carlos
I'm not a fan of Juan Soler. For me he will always be the unwelcome intruder in la Fea Más Bella. When India is over I'll only be watching TdA which frankly, I can take or leave.
Those strawberries sound great. So are you guys genuine Parrotheads?
Carlos
Perhaps the Army's Natick Labs should get in touch w/ Doris over the bullet stopping power of a fat suit...
El Lirio de Plata
and the sympathetic hamster (who has lived this entire series on Maggi Sazón de la Callé Pastor-infused pellets). We’ve suffered through this one and it should be immortalized. Goodness knows, none of us will be watching when it returns for round two (although we may have had some self-mutilators who re-enlisted for round two of “La Fea Mas Bella”).
Carlos, I liked Aldo’s character, likely because I started watching the show when Lety almost drowned and Aldo saved her, but from your perspective, you probably saw him as the guy who was guaranteed to make a long series run even longer.
-Alison
Julia, I'm flattered by the nomination to the sidebar. One never knows which words he'll be remembered by.
Carlos
-Alison
Well done, Br'er Carlos!
Hah, that's hilariious about the pear robe. I'm going to have to keep my eye open for it.
I should also express my love of the way you write
El Lirio de Plata
It automatically makes me read it in a rhythmic, dramatic way. It's those little touches that make all you recappers so great!!
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