Caray, Caray!

The barrio gets organized to look for baby JP. Everyone takes off with flyers to post. Actually it's a very nice baby headshot they've all got copies of. Maybe while they're at it they can find him an agent.

Padilla wants a raise. Bernarda isn't happy about it, but she agrees. If he screws up even once…he promises not to. Once he leaves, she talks to herself about needing to get rid of him.

Padre G is going to say all his masses today with the intention of Maria D getting her baby back. He tells PJP to buck up. PJP asks God for mercy and for MD to find her baby quick. And to not let MD suffer any more. "She's already had a crappy life, God…maybe she could catch a break, huh?" Bernarda overhears and gets pissed off.

Max vows never to abandon Vic.

Burnie is pissed that he was talking like that with the door open. She tells PJP that Os vowed to publicly tell PJP's terrible secret. PJP wants Burnie to vow that she didn't kidnap the baby. She won't. She also won't tell whether she killed Octavio or why she's afraid of fire. When he says he's going to accept his parental responsibilities, she smacks him one. She screams at him about how he's leaving God's path and she's glad MD is suffering so she can wash herself of sins. PJP thought bubbles, wondering if Burnie did steal the baby. Has he not seen this show before?

Fer shows up at the barrio. She and Maria cry together. She insists on going with Cruz to help him post pictures.

Os goes to Televisa. Whatever dumbass he's talking to doesn't suggest putting Os on the air. He has to ask. At least the guy says yes right away. Even if he's not doing it altruistically, what took him so long to figure this for great publicity?

Leonela and Gui are also at Televisa. Gui's trying to get Leonela to get back together with him. They struggle and as she gets away from him, she ends up in the path of an SUV. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

Oh, damn, she's ok. The car drives off. Sorry, it was just a car. She demands Gui get away from her. He convinces her to get into a taxi with him.

MD cries to PJP and Alonso. Max walks up and she lets his jacket have a turn at getting soaked.

Bernarda visits Mama Lulu. The baby's been behaving, just like Burnie when she was young. That doesn't bode well. Mama Lulu talks about how nice and sweet Burnie was as a baby. She asks about Tomasa and Burnie says Tomasa stole from her and ran off.

Max has hired some PI's but no one has any info yet. PJP begs MD to keep the faith. F faith. How about turning in your psycho mom to the cops instead? MD insists on going out to look for the baby.

Burnie keeps up the pretense that BJP's mom is a big 'ol sinner. She gives Mama Lulu some money. Mama Lulu gives BJP to his crazy grandma while she fixes his lunch. "Your mother is a sinner, but I'm going to take care of you."

The hosts of whatever show is being taped are all thrilled to see Os, but they put on their serious faces real quick when he says his grandchild had been kidnapped. The female host gets to comfort Hot Grandpa for a second.

Crazy Grandma is doing her crazy quasi-religious babbling about how this new JP will be perfect like the other one hasn't turned out to be.

Oscar passes the news of the kidnapping on to Pip and Toni.

Fabian helps Fer start spreading the news of the kidnapping online, on el Tweeter.

Max passes out headshots in the park. A woman points out a baby, which will probably turn out to be the wrong one. Max, Maria, and Alonso all run after the taxi.

MD ends up crying in the street while Alonso takes pictures. He'd better be getting the plate and not pictures of MD crying.

Leonela doesn't want to be controlled, damnit! Gui wants her to quit drinking and realize that her life has been crappy since she broke up with him. Leonela suggests that if she digs deep enough she'll find out he's not so innocent…maybe he's even killed someone! Gui remembers la pobre de Ofelia.

Alacran gripes about how everyone's all fussed over the baby. Fasuto thinks Alacran knows who took the baby…or maybe did it himself. Fausto insists that he'll get the truth out of Alacran, the easy way or the switchblade way.

Leonela thinks she's got Gui's number. He goes back to talking shop. He wants to put Leonela on stage at his new theater. In Othello. She likes the idea and agrees…on one condition. Osvaldo plays Iago. "Leonela Montenegro at the side of her two great lovers." Why does Gui look like he's going for it?

The dudes aren't fighting. Alonso commiserates about losing a kid and how it feels like your soul's ripped out of you, your heart's in pieces, and you know your life will go on without having any meaning. Max is like, dude, totally. Alonso is like, I dig your chick cause she had the baby. Not like your crazy ass wife who aborted my baby. Max is like, dude, that sucks.

Xi tells Rox she couldn't resist making MD suffer. Rox wants her to chill out and let everyone else live in peace already. No, Xi's not ready to let go of that bone. "Her child has to die, like mine did." Rox insists the baby is still alive. Xi insists that Rox is only saying it to fake her out. Rox drags her to go see the baby and prove he's still alive.

Alonso's like, dude, she's a bad, bad woman. Max is like, yeah, man, crazy bitch hates me. Max's cell phone rings and he braces himself. Gui tells him that Leonela had "a little accident." She got hit by a car, but she's fine. Gui's just calling because Leo asked him to. Max leaves.

Rox tries to show Xi the baby, but Xi is fixated on having heard the train. Rox finally convinces her the baby is alive. Xi now things it must have been a nightmare. No, those pants are the nightmare, Xi.

Max comes in and Leonela plays up her nonexistent injuries. She weeps pitifully. Max is pissed that Gui didn't take her to the hospital. He says he's taking Leo home with him, but Gui insists he can't.

Maria cries to Alonso. She's sure her Spideymama sense must have been tingling and she ignored it. Alonso tells her to have faith--his baby's dead and hers isn't.

Gui tells Max he loves Leo and he's the only one who knows how to take care of her. Max says he's just a coward and he's glad Gui's not really his father. And he says Gui isn't Baby Os's dad either. Cause he doesn't have the balls to be a dad. Max is the one who stayed up with him, etc., etc. Max carries his drunk-ass mom out of Gui's place.

Mama Lulu's grandkids come running in scared because a strange man with a scarred face wanted to talk to them. She goes to put BJP down for a nap while the grandkids go wash their hands, thus missing Os's plea on the TV show they weren't going to watch anyway.

Max rented a suite for Leonela to live in. She whines about being rejected by everyone, including her own son. Max says his son is more important right now. He tells her BJP has disappeared and he'll be back when they've found him. He leaves her in the suite. She cackles with laughter that she finally got what she wanted--Max will set her up like a queen and she won't have to answer to anyone.

Max asks the hotel manager to keep an eye on his mom and keep her from drinking. Dude, this ain't rehab, it's a hotel! The manager promises. Dumb. Ass.

Vic tells Toni that she told Max the truth and they had a good cry over it. She's having flashbacks to losing Maria. And it makes her understand Maria. She kept asking the Virgen for a miracle (like Maria D is asking now), she kept blaming herself for being with a man she shouldn't have (like Maria D is doing right now), etc. Vic cries over not being able to remember who Bernarda told her her child is. Gotta start bugging those hospital rooms, people.

PJP hears Maria D crying for her baby. He's moved and wishes he had the answer to "Why?" He would give anything to keep her from suffering. He won't give her the frickin' truth…but, hey, anything else. He asks God not to let them down and help them keep their faith, which they need more than ever. More, apparently than they need the truth.

Vic is allowed to go home until they get some more test results back. She can stay there in between treatments. He advises her to rest, stay calm, etc. Don't send her home, then.

Maria and PJP find Fausto outside crying. He blames himself and says it was his fault the baby got taken. He left the baby alone, and he shouldn't have. He failed to protect MD and the baby. He knows Burnie well and she's a bad, bad woman. He's sure she had something to do with stealing the baby. He screams that Burnie is a murderer and PJP knows it. MD assumes it must not be true, and PJP lets her think Fausto was just upset.

Vic is happy to be back home. The house has been decorated, including rose petals up the stairs. Os gives her flowers. Vic asks what's going on with the kids. She's surprised, but happy, to hear that Fer is helping with the search for BJP.

PJP asks Burnie if she has the baby. She's pissed he would even think that. Every time something bad happens, everyone blames her! Well, that's cause it usually is you, you crazy bat! "If Maria D had handed over the baby like I asked her to, this wouldn't have happened. It must be a punishment from God!" PJP gives her the update that God's not all Old Testament fire and brimstone anymore. He's more of a hippie tree-hugger, who's all about peace and luuuuuuurve. Burnie's not diggin' it.

Max runs into Xi and asks her where the baby is. She denies knowing. "Where did you get the stupid idea that I know where the baby is?" Um, cause you told MD you did. Xi blames it on being crazy. She shows him all the drugs she's taking to keep calm and blames him for being crazy in the first place. "See, see how you upset me!"

Os and Vic go to see MD. She invites them in. Os, ever the gentleman, pulls chairs out for both the ladies. Vic says she's worried about her grandchild. MD is grateful for her being there, but there's no news. MD cries and Vic comforts her. MD misses her mommy. Vic understands. She knows what it's like to lose a child and the hope of finding her daughter is what kept her going. Os promises her they're doing everything they can. As MD cries "Why?!" Burnie obliges her with an answer. "Because you deserve it." Why am I still shocked at some of the petty, spiteful, tacky-ass shit that comes out of her mouth?

Leonela orders a bottle of whiskey from room service. The concierge tells her she's basically a prisoner there and she's now going to detox without any medical supervision, on Max's orders.

Burnie says it's all MD's fault. She says PJP told her to go console MD, but she can see MD is being consoled by a sinner. Os marvels at her being the mother of a priest. Vic accuses her of serving the devil. Burnie taunts her. Vic comforts MD, calling her "hija" which sets Burnie into another fit of mocking. She says that Maria isn't Vic's daughter. Os attacks Burnie with the accusation that she's being such a bitch because no one ever loved her. He says he feels sorry for her for being so alone and so far from God. He grabs her by the arm and escorts her out. Once she's gone Os, Vic, and MD hug.

Leo calls Gui to beg him for a favor. "I don't do favors; I make deals." She wants alcohol. Gui says he'll bring her a drink if she gets back together with him. He grins at her insistence that she'll do anything, but she needs a drink ASAP!

Padilla and Alacran commiserate about being sick of Burnie. A ho hits on Padilla…I assume, because I can't imagine someone sleeping with him voluntarily. Padilla and Alacran plan to rob Burnie's safe.

Gui brings Leo a bottle. He had to bribe someone to let him in. The guy even asked for an autograph. Gui starts lobbying to spearhead Leo's triumphant return. Leo agrees, if he'll stop ordering her around. Gui says he's got to go and after they suck face for a minute, he pries himself away and leaves.

Os and Vic tell MD she's got all their support. More MD and Vic hugs.

Fabian wants Fer to go to the clinic, but she's over it. Fab says today will be a very important day for her therapy, but he doesn't know why. Fer agrees, on the condition that they get right back to the search as soon as they're done.

Vic is keeping an eye on baby Os. He's in a camo hoodie. Seems like a bad idea. One kid's already missing and you're encouraging the other one to blend in with his surroundings?

Alonso shows MD and PJP his surprise. It's a picture of BJP and Mama Lulu blown up billboard size, with contact info.

Fer and Fabian in the pool. Fer either felt something or moved. She gets excited.

The doc at the clinic says Fer is a good candidate for another operation. She's not sure she wants it. She's more confident than she used to be. They try to convince Fer to meet with the surgeon.

Nathy and JJ look for the baby. JJ takes the opportunity to give Nathy a little soccer ball…that's actually a ring box with a ring inside. Ugh, ugh, ugh! She accepts, the twit! Ewww…they're sucking face!

Fer meets with the surgeon…yay! It's Cesar Evora! Dr. Cesar wants to know what Fer wants to do with her life. Fer says she's not sure she wants an operation.

Pipino tells Oscar that he's worried about the Sandovals. He's afraid when he thinks of them getting out of one scrape and into another. He thinks that witch Bernarda has something to do with it. Luciano Ferreti comes in, further upsetting Pip.

Dr. Cesar asks if she doesn't want to walk and run and dance again. Fer admits she would, but she's afraid of having her hopes dashed again. He tells her life is a challenge and we have to meet it with courage. He says he'd like to tell her up front if she'll be able to walk again, but he can't. He can assure her that she's got a good chance of the surgery being successful. Pues, si lo dice Dr. Cesar.

Vic is feeling bad. This situation is bringing up so many memories. She wants to light a candle.

Burnie doesn't want to look at designs. She needs a cold head to make decisions. She's tormented by her son being distracted from his priestly duties.

Vic prays to St. Joe and the Virgen.

Eva suggests leaving MD alone, but Burnie insists it's her job to punish sinners. Neither MD nor Vic deserve to find their children. Eva can't figure out what draws PJP to MD. Burnie says he considers it his mission to get her away from the sinful life. Well, then, isn't Burnie afraid of driving PJP away by getting between him and his alleged mission? "I can't figure out why a saint like you, who had a child by the man she loved, would insist on being close to those sinful women. Or is it possible that Padre Juan Pablo is also the son of a forbidden man?" SLAP! Ooh, that Burnie…props to Daniela Romo, no matter how much this show sucks, she just keeps bringin' it with the crazy!

Alacran and Padilla plot to do away with the old bat. Fausto asks what they're planning. Padilla worries that he heard them and says they should get out of there before Fausto tells PJP.

Burnie is pissed that Eva would suggest she's a sinner. "I'm a decent woman who deserves your respect!" "Then get away from that girl." Burnie says she will, now that she knows that BJP will be raised in a moral environment and she will teach him how to be good and virtuous…not that she knows where he is, but she'll find him. Eva says Burnie seems very sure. "Because God will guide me to him!" Burnie sends Eva to find Padilla.

MD, PJP, and Alonso come back to the apartment. MD tells PJP about the visit from Vic. "What if the same thing happened with you as with little JP?" Alonso doesn't get it. MD fills Alonso in about how her evil grandma kept PJP from telling her the truth about her mom. She doesn't want to see her evil grandma ever again.

Padilla tells Alacran to be careful with the "pollo rostizado" (roasted chicken) because he's sure Fausto already went to go rat them out to PJP. Alacran notices the billboard. Padilla doesn't think Burnie will be pleased. He calls her. She's shocked to hear that it's BJP on a billboard with some woman.

Sweet, sweet William Levy in a kayak. How we've missed you.

Tomorrow: more wacky shit goes down; Burnie messes with people's emotions; there's an attempt on PJP's life. Or so we're led to believe.

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