Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Una Familia Con Suerte #53 Tue 12/20/11 Family is everything to Familia Lopez, family is the last thing on Vince's mind
Rebe admits to Pancho that Vince did wrong. Pancho accuses her of not trusting him to make presidential decisions. She says she had no option but to go along with Vince's charade but Pancho doesn't buy it. He thought she was a different person. Then he clicks his tongue and goes "Meh!" which was pretty funny.
Fernanda's doctor wishes her good luck in Germany. She mentions that her investigator hasn't found anything yet but she vows she'll find out the truth.
Pancho ambles around his old vecindad and thought bubbles some memories to his dead wife. He thanks God for his family; cue Lupita who arrives to give Pa a warm hug. She asks him what's wrong and he says trickery (chanchullo) is what's wrong and he explains a bit. She assures him he's a hunk (tipazo) and a big shot (señorón) in the neighborhood. They hug and say being together is the most important thing, awwwww...
Vice and Enzo drink and congratulate themselves on how well the meeting and overall foolery went. Enzo warns Vice not to lose sight of their objectives.
Fer waits for Pancho to get home so she can say goodbye. They recall when he saved her life and it changed both of them forever. She takes his hand again and tells him since she adopted him his happiness is hers. If he ever has problems don't ever give up, No se rinda! They hug and she calls him son. I think we know what tonight's theme is.
Vice practices his Panchoisms behind a desk FULL OF GREEN PENCILS. Yuri and her tatas sneak in and trap him in the office. She's in full-on seduction mode with a cute little red skirt and fishnet stockings. She says she's heard about the famed Mexican prowess and she wants a bite of his chimichanga. He manages to put her off but she says tomorrow when hubby goes to Columbia she plans to lag behind (rezagar) and expects him to visit her own private little mochi bar. Adios, arigato and see you soon mi amor!
After Fer leaves Rebe shows up to apologize yet again. She agrees she is a different person. Pancho was right, she can't believe she let Vince get away with his funny business. They are interrupted by the brat Temo who had a nightmare. He sees Rebe and squeals like a 3-year old, "what's SHE doing here? Wahhh." How old is this kid anyway? Rebe, no longer the center of attention, departs.
Pancho carries Temo to bed and they have a man-to-brat talk. Pancho feels about Rebe the same way Temo feels about some girl named Camila. They give the guys ñañaringas? Must mean butterflies in the stomach. Temo wishes Pancho got butterflies about Chela. Since pa can't get this record to stop skipping he gives Temo a big hug. They're so lucky to have each other!
We are in the DF and the scene opens in a market with multicolored chorizo (yes, chorizo verde!), fresh cheeses, tortas on the grill, and happy people stuffing their faces. Rewind. Pepe's got the blues and tells Chela that he lost his Champi to that slimeball (baboso) Frauddie. Monica arrives and gives the best consolation ever, a huge kiss right on the smacker. She knows his car meant everything to him and wonders if she can intercede on his behalf with Frauddie. He tells his Sirenita no way but he feels better that she came.
Pancho tells Kojak and Big Boy all about the meeting and how he pretended to be the waiter. He had everything under control at all times. He even managed to hog-tie (lazo de cochino) Rebe because she turned up at his house later. He really had the little piggy by the tail (la puerca al rabo) but Temo woke up and blew it.
Pina tortures Frauddie about Brasil and Elena until both Vice and Frauddie beg her to cool it. They're not happy about Tom the plumber snooping around the house. When Pina pipes up about having some compassion Frauddie and Vice split. Pina reminds Vince they have plans tonight. Ruh roh, Vice remembers promising to meet Yuri and tells Pina he can't make it. Hummmph, always alone, she gripes, like a dog! Abeja's ears perk up in offense.
Lupita finds Alex, still wearing the fashion scarf, and apologizes. He forgives her and sighs "I love you Lupita" after she leaves.
Candy waylays Vice as he leaves for the office. She gives him a smelly note with flowers and hearts that invites him to dinner tonight. Not tonight, he moans, staring at her shapely behind as she trots off in the distance.
Kojak tells Pancho he suspects Chela's boyfriend doesn't exist, he's pure Chinese bulls**t (puro cuento Chino). I have no idea why the Chinese part is in there but that's what he said.
Pancho and Vice repeat their argument about Vice's charade. V says he did it to get the contract signed. P says it was dishonest. Blah blah blah. Vice says Pancho will never be in his class. Pancho retorts Vice had to use lies and no matter the reason, a lie is still a lie. Pancho chugs his brandy first to prove he's the better man. They conclude with some cute physical comedy, pretending to hit each other, and vowing they're not done eating this chicken yet.
Chela with her "new look" and lowest cut dress so far arrive to tell Pancho that Pepe lost his Champi. Pancho asks her about her boyfriend and she snips she's not interested in Pancho's Miss Anorexia and he shouldn't be interested in her boyfriend.
Candy bounces over to Pina's house. Pina and her producer Hector were having a meeting but he prefers to stare at Candy's tatas. And stare. And stare. He tells her the result of the focus group is that the audience loves her. She bounces up and down and Hector says the show will be split equally between the two of them. He'll tell her anything to get her to bounce some more. Pina's not as excited about the news.
Pancho starts to make a move on Rebe but Beto interrupts them with finance news. Pancho whispers to Rebe that he wants to see her that night.
Ana and her platonic band mates yuck it up at practice but the mood changes when Manuel pops in, kisses Ana and calls her Mi Amor. Orale! Ana insists there's nothing between them. Manuel smirks and the other guys want her to explain things because it affects the band. Manuel was kind of creeping me out in this scene.
Pina tells Candy she's going to cancel her plans for tonight because it's more important for the two of them to get together to discuss the show. Candy squirms and admits she has a sort of date. After she leaves Adoracion gushes in envy that Candy's got boyfriends to throw around and them, they've got nada. Pina's gets annoyed and calls her Ignoracion.
Candy calls Vice to flirt but he tells her can't meet her tonight. He has to go with his wife to a media event. Candy's Peace and Love is split down the middle and she mutters he's a liar.
Pina suspects Candy wasn't being sincere with her. Pina Opina is very important to her, she fought for it. First some chica with curves and spheres shows up and now her public loves this Candy Lopez! Ado points out that Hector nearly had a cardiac arrest over Candy's spheres of influence.
Candy shows up at Vice's office and Sandrucha doesn't want to leave them alone. Candy accuses him of lying; Pina herself told her the truth about tonight. She demands to know where he was last night and he says with the Japanese. She's jealous because he was with that Chinese woman (China esa), errr, that Japanese (Japonesa...esa).
Vice tries to appease her, it was only business and he doesn't want to talk to her about work. He'd rather play Cyrano de Bergerac. Candy thinks that sounds dirty. Vince moves in for a kiss but Sandra interrupts with a special message from Yuri. It's "Sarudos" with a terrible Asian accent. Nope, our consistently non PC telenovelas are not disappointing us tonight. More bad accent jokes before Candy and her UFO earrings demand that Vice tell her the truth!
Avances: Candy tells Pina she's going to tell her the truth, but something tells me nobody is going to tell anyone the truth. Not for a while yet.
Vocab:
baboso/a = slimeball (la babosa = slug)
chanchullo = trickery
no se rinda = don't give up, don't surrender
rezagar = to lag behind
señorón = big shot
tipazo = hunk
Labels: familia
I loved Yuri's flasher costume under her fur coat. She has great comedic timing and is so cute. It's nice to see Vince be unsure of how to handle her aggression.
Temo is an escuincle but I feel most sorry for Pepe who tried to be noble and honorable and has lost his beloved hot car to the drip Fraudie. For shame. Who can bring Fraudie off his rich boy perch?
Familia is such a busman's holiday for those of us hanging out in the Cuando camp where not much is funny or happy this week. Well done amiga, thanks for your generous fill in tonight.
Sergio Sendel looks like he's having so much fun in this one. He and Arath seem joyful in their scenes together. Same with Daniela Castro (Pina) and Alicia Machado (Candy).
Annaleigh, I love that you watch with your mom.
At the risk of being pedantic....(another one of Audrey's history lessons)
I wanted to mention why "Chino" might be used so much where in English we might say Asian or Oriental. Spanish for an oriental person is "achinado" or Chinese-like. And maybe the adjective Asiático is not used much or is just too high-brow for the Lopez family.
The historic link between Mexico and the Orient is a huge one. Not apparent now, it used to be a major aspect of Mexican life. The Spanish headquarters in the Orient - the base for their trade with "China" - Manila, Philippines, was administered by New Spain, i.e. Mexico City. The Spanish representation in Manila was almost exclusively people raised in Mexico City. I recently read an amusing blog where a Philippine woman, having a friend visit from Mexico, realized that many words she always thought were native Tagalog, actually came from Mexico - Spanish or Nahuatl.
If you look at the Manila Galleon trade routes (1568-1815), you gain a perspective of how important certain Mexican cities were during this period. All trade with the orient came to Acapulco, crossed Mexico through Mexico City, and then to Veracruz where it was shipped on to Havana and then Spain. The Spanish crown controlled trade by exclusively using these ports. Spanish routes in white: Portuguese Spanish Trade Routes
There are lots of phrases in Mexico referring to Chinese things. One of the more amusing is the commonly used pelo chino for curly hair.
Anyway, from this you should get the idea that Mexico's experience with the orient, "China" is a completely separate (and much older and direct) one than we have in the US.
Audrey
I stick to my original estimation that Temo is being a brat. I like my telenovela kiddie tears to be over something important, like being ripped from the family you love, or having a parent die (all things that have happened to little Alex over on Fuerza).
Speaking of Fuerza and CME, both of them required multiple tissues last night, so I was happy to have our fun, silly tn in between. That's especially why I was in no mood for Temo's little breakdown.
Audrey- Thank you for the historical background and references. In the Caribbean, we also had a long and direct history with China (many Caribbean islands had large Chinese populations), and often use the word Chinese to describe all things east Asian. I have corrected many relatives.
I didn't get a chance to comment last night, but to answer Julia's question yesterday, Fraud LOST the first race against Pepe during the first week or so of the show and instead of paying up, insisted on a double-or-nothing rematch. (Actually he threw some money at Pepe at first but Pepe wouldn't take it, I forget why. Maybe it was just bus fare.)
The rematch was the one that ended up with everybody spending the night in jail a few weeks ago.
I would have thought that "double-or-nothing" would nullify the original bet, but I admit I don't know much about betting. In any case Fraud should have paid up the first time. No doubt Pepe would have accepted a rematch regardless. :)
Regarding Vince's imitation of Pancho, I'm starting to have second thoughts about the casting. I think he does a better Pancho than Pancho does. (One of the characters may even have said so the other night.)
I like the scenes between Pancho and Vins. They sometimes look like they are having a hard time not laughing.
Poor Pina, she is always alone. Vins and Frauddie are always leaving her alone. That show, Pina Opina, really is her life. She has more compassion than I thought about Tomas and Elena. I am glad she stuck up for them. Adoracion is so funny.
Are Vins and Enz plotting a hostile takeover? And where is Arnold the third plotter?
Thank you for the history lesson Sylvia. It is very interesting.
Audrey, thanks for the background on Mexico and Asia. Now it makes more sense to me that Candy said "Chino Japonesa."
While Temo's behavior is annoying, I don't agree that he is a brat. Like so many children of divorce or separation, they are manipulated and used by adults. Although Chela and Pancho weren't married, the situation is similar here where the child is in the middle and acts out out of complete desperation and feelings of abandonment. Chela is the "brat" putting him in that position. At least Pancho makes an effort to explain things to Temo, and never bad-mouths Chela or creates conflicts of loyalty for him. Bravo Pancho.
carolina
Found this on word magic
cuen·to chi·no Masculine - Noun - Singular
Plural: cuentos chinos
cock-and-bull story, snow job, tall story; Synonyms: cuento de camino, cuento increíble, cuento inverosímil, historia inverosímil, patraña, relato exagerado, conseja, bola; Cuento, embuste, algo que no es creíble.
Yes, why can't Temo be more like Alex on Fuerza?
Variopinta
Thanks for recapping, Sylvia! I couldn't ask for better bus ride entertainment.
Pepe just needs to challenge Fraudie to something else and win the car back. Fraud is an idiot so how hard can it be?
Audrey, thank you for the history lesson. It's quite fascinating and certainly explains many things.
Variopinta, thank you for the added the info on cuentos Chinos. It's funny that many cultures have so many ways of describing lying. I think that was actually the big theme of last night's episode, how far people will go to lie or "stretch the truth" yet still justify it to themselves.
Julia - "Pepe just needs to challenge Fraudie to something else and win the car back" - well, he already won Monica fair and square, heh heh. Much as we loved that bitchin' car, Monica's even better than a car. (For one thing, SHE has a car - so they still have a place to make out.)
The sad thing is that Frauddie tried harder to win Pepe's car than he did to keep Monica.
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