Caray, Caray!

Candi reiterates her brilliant plan to solve all of Wince's problems: go back to the exact same plan as before (pretend they're not seeing each other, but actually see each other).

Pina is in hysterics over Candi's popularity, and chews out her producer.

Fernanda is, surprisingly, not surprised to hear that Pancho and Rebe are becoming a unit.

Wince tells Candi he's going to tell her a huge secret (which, as we know, will soon become known to half of Mexico): through some strange "misstep," which he won't reveal, the house and everything else are in Pina's name. If Pina finds out about his no doubted insufficiently clandestine affair-in-the-making, she'll squash him like a cockroach. He is in bad shape (despite Candi's brilliantly simple plan) and describes his situation as a dark, damp hole.

Beto is still in his own, protracted crisis (seriously, how is this guy not exploding with ulcers), and once again tries to get it into Pancho's head that stuff is terrible, and terrible is terrible no matter how you look at it. Pancho informs him to think outside the box, which Beto doesn't really get until Pancho repeats it in English. The lightbulb clicks on, and he runs off in delight. I wonder how many episodes till we find out the idea.

Pina gazes through her telescope at Tomas primping and dancing after a shower. Adoracion (Pina has started calling her ignoracion) yelps that the dog is having contractions! much ado. Pina demands that Igno gather Abeja's birthing outfit, and then she gets on the line to the vet and books the biggest suite they've got.

Conveniently, Pina happens to run into Tomas just as she's leaving to take Abeja to the hospital. He tells her she's in no state to drive and enters from the driver's side. His hand rests on her calf (suggestively draped over the gear-shift lever), and they have what is probably the sexiest moment ever shared in a car while driving a pomeranian to a delivery ward.

Pancho and Rebe are still smooching like goons, but this time Rebe is telling him how to raise his kids. Clearly her judgment of what's feminine is a little off (look at what she's wearing), but Rebe thinks that Ana lacks a feminine side.

Chela has a terrible fever, and I hate to say it, but this is better than watching her sobbing over Pancho. Candi wants her to come back to live with the family, but she refuses, so Candi takes the opportunity to plot with Ana. Apparently, the plot is to bring in a cute kid and guilt-trip the deathly-ill Chela. A bit below the belt. Candi calls Pancho and informs him that Chela needs to spend more time at his house. No sooner does he put down the phone than Rebe walks in and tells him that, with Chela out of the house, maybe *she* should spend more time at Pancho's house with his kids. Pancho looks like his head is going to explode.

Alex gets a kiss from Lupita... he loves her essence and integrity.

Pina and Tomas at the clinic: The vet complains that he can't hear anything through his stethoscope, which is understandable because Pina (still in her pink multi-tiered bag thing and matching pumps) is in total hysterics. Tomas looks a little embarrassed to be there, but he hangs tight. Apparently, the pooch is still suffering from stress. Pina reveals to Tomas that, really, this dog is her only love and her only true friend and company. They hug and, surprisingly, Tomas looks moved. Ado looks on from upstairs and basically flips her lid.

One more awesome scene with Wins and the gang. They've dragged him to Dr. Silva, a kooky psychiatrist who supposedly helped Enzo (but Enzo's still a mess, really). The office is filled entirely with creepy bong-ing and ticking clocks of all sorts, and Dr. Silva appears to be trying to convince Wince that he's actually insane.

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