Caray, Caray!

Vince is so selfish and coarse: with jubilation he tells Candy "We can finally be together, and no damn fetus standing between us." He plays the old "look me in the eyes and say you don't love me" card. Candy: "I can't build a relationship over the misery of somebody else, what happened to Pina is the worst thing that can happen to a mother." She admits that, disgracefully, she does love him, but there will be no relationship. He makes a moue; she runs home to cry in Chela's lap. Chela says Vince will never change. Candy asks if that means Chela's sweetie Transeti will also never change?

Tomas and Karen help Moni and Pepe move furniture to their new house. The lovebirds kiss while the other two carry boxes. They don't have refrigerator, stove or lots of other things. The kissers send their friends away and commence no doubt rowdy fun.

Vince says he can't be caught in flagrante, with his hands in the masa -- Pina won't get proof of his adultery.

Elena apologizes to Lupita and Lupita accepts. However, Ana doesn't think it should be so easy - "Her husband dies and you disappear and say terrible things! You always do this to her! You weren't there when she needed you the most!" Freddy calls, annoying Elena further, so, cornrows swinging, she stamps out shouting more insults.

Pancho visits Pepe's new digs. He brought a present, some household item. He doles out advice.

Moni wheedles her dad: "You'll help me with university and the car, too, right Daddy?" She's choosing things to take to the new place when that shiny Amazon Violeta shows up and plants Enzzo's nose firmly between her silicone mounds as she squeezes him and kisses the top of his head.

Enzzo is patient but distant with his loony ex. "Who's Chela? We're a family, right?" "No, we have nothing since you disappeared 20 years ago. You don't care about your daughter and I don't care about you." Violeta gets very threatening. I would be worried. "My life was empty and stupid until I met up with my family again. Let's go on a trip together!" Enzzo leaves. Moni invites her mother to come visit at the new pad. Monica thinks her mom should see a doctor.

Pancho assembles the troops at home. Temo is extremely polite to Rebe in her magenta strapless dress. Pancho announces: they are getting married. Ana, Chela and Temo make faces. Temo cries unpleasantly. He doesn't want Chela with Enzzo or his dad with Rebeca.

Freddy is all happy - the executives at Avon want him for something. Pina says el Presidente Don Francisco Lopez treated her very well. Vince arrives, Pina goes up to her room, Freddy tells his "Pops" he hates being a pawn between his parents. "I wasn't born yesterday, Paps, I know how you've humiliated her." Vince: "You're on her side!" What a baby. "You are helping her ruin me!" Not long after Pina asks Freddy to spy on his dad and get proof of adultery. He tells her, too, he's tired of being in the middle.

Outdoors, little Meli she doesn't see Temos' got his knickers in such a twist. She throws her cellphone into a conveniently uncovered well - to demonstrate that there are things that are unimportant - but Temo gets the wrong lesson and jumps into the well to get the phone. I hoped he'd drown.

After the commercial Enzzo continues to demonstrate his moral rehabilitation by jumping into the well to get Temo. Popeye channels Lassie and fetches Chela. She comes running and screaming, everybody follows.

Down there in the swirling murky waters Temo was nice and quiet. I thought we were rid of him. Too bad, but Enzzo drags him to the surface and they haul him up on the rope. The tiresome child is returned to us.

Pancho gives Enzzo (who's dry though just emerged from total submersion) a heartfelt hand. Enzzo has earned a lot of stars with his valorous dive. He gets a kiss from Chela for his efforts and of course Pancho sees it.

Vince goes to los Lopez to see Candy. The maid won't let him in and neither does Ana, who calls him the black grain in the rice - however he sweeps by, yelling as if he were the hero. Candy comes along; they go to a cafe and have the usual conversation. He reminds her of their spectacular hotel sex that glorious night. He drills her with his famous blue eyes. She yields. Duh. Then runs.

Karen derives much amusement from Moni's initial attempts to clean house. She says Moni doesn't know how to clean, iron, etc. and takes a picture of Moni with her mop, she'll put it on facebook I guess. They gossip - Freddy has improved, Ana is a great girl.

Adoracion mops too, with not much better form than Moni's, and gossips with Chato via cellphone. (Pointless scene but double mopping got my attention.)

Pancho sees Ana with Freddy and mutters: Iracheta Jr. with my daughter? He watches in horror from one direction as Pina approaches from the other direction, equally horrified. She yells at Freddy for kissing a flea like Ana. Freddie firmly says "I loves her." Pina starts in with the insults. Ana says she can defend herself but Pancho is furious at the lack of respect: "You want to blame us for your problems, but you had them before we showed up. You're educated, why aren't you grateful? I've been on your side, thinking you're a lady, but you have no place insulting my daughter."

Rebe says she will never live under the same roof as Graciela, but that Temo needs to be with his aunt. Later Chela says the same thing: no living a trois. Pancho and Chela agree to accept each other's relationships and hug.

Vince throws pillows in ire. He doesn't want to sleep in the guest room. We find out they married when she was 18 and he 20. He drags Pino out of bed, jumps over her and curls up, then she jumps on and kicks him off. He gets her by the feet and wraps her in the sheets. Most fun of the night. Pillow fight! Next morning we find out they both slept in the bed, neither would yield. They fight through breakfast distressing Freddy and miniYuyis. Vince breaks a plate and goes to work.

Pepe hugs Enzzo in gratitude for saving Temo the esquincle's life.

Pina watches Vince running across the greensward and then texting Candy ... Pina remembers her lawyer wants proofs of adultery ... Candy's phone rings while she's boring Chela with the same-old. Candy goes bouncing out and Pina sadly creeps in with her cellphone as they embrace with gusto. Vince sees her and runs after her. She shows the juicy video she just took. He tells Candy: "We have to get that phone away from Pina!" He runs off to work.

Pancho wants to find a love nest for him and Rebe. She likes the idea until she hears he's discussed it with Chela already.

Lamberto enters dancing! Great news! He dances very well! Iñaki Gasca, an investor who was so turned off by Vince some time past that he pulled his money out, is now ready to dig into his pocket again. If he invests, Avon get out from under the debts (well, actually just transfer them to Iñaki, I don't know why that makes Berto click his heels in the air).

Enzzo has to cancel his workout date with Chela to go to the meeting. Does it matter that Rocky leaves his class in Chela's hands?

At Avon, Pina nervously watches the door while Arnold uploads her incriminating cellphone video.

At the meeting Pancho makes very nice with Enzzo for saving his squirt. "I take off my hat to you. Thanks." And a hug!

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