Caray, Caray!

Before I start this epi, I would like to talk about friendship. Isn't it nice to see a friendship develop between a man and a woman, with no strings attached? Men and women can be friends without being friends with benefits. It's nice to see this friendship develop between Angel and Ms Vikki. They are becoming BFF's for realz and can discuss anything under the sun. Jealousy, their marriages, children, you name it. I really hope they stay friends. First part of the title of this recap courtesy of Hall and Oates.

I also want to address a comment made by Anon 11:39PM last night on Elvira's recap. Anon, I want you to know we do not EVER disparage actors on this blog, only CHARACTERS and their storylines. We do not gossip on this blog , about any actor. This blog is dedicated to the fine acting of all the actors on these TNs we recap, whether the TN is good or bad, storyline wise. In the words of Chris Ferro, a recapper here on Caray Caray "We love to mock here, don't mistake it for real hate". We are talking about the CHARACTER of Nelson, not the actor Guillermo Capetillo. Also Anon 11:39PM please give yourself a name, it doesn't have to be a real name, like maybe Marmaduke, Dr. Spock, we don't care, it is easier to answer questions this way, cause we have a lot of Anons on this blog. Thank you for your comment and please come back and comment again, whether good or bad. Now on to the recap.


We start this epi with Cris getting her make-over to be muy sexy for her Angel and the hand to hand combat training of Nikki.

So after Guzmancito has Nikki in that clinch and looks like he is about to kiss her, Zambrano intervenes and tells Guzmancito to just let her go already. He gets off of Nikki and intends to spend the rest of his day off enjoying himself. He goes and here comes Nabila the Nymphette (Thanks Anita) wanting to talk with Nikki. Nikki tells Zambrano she wants some alone time with her little friend and he goes. Guess why Nabila the Nymphette wants to talk to Nikki? I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count. It's about Guzmancito and he's a MARRIED MAN, doncha know!!!! Nikki isn't buying it, no way, no how.

On to Cris and her makeover, she has told Pau-Whiner (Thanks Marta) about wearing a red dress and wants makeup to go with that. Seems coffee eye shadow is great with a red dress, but Cris doesn't want too much makeup, she wants to look as natural as possible. Pau-Whiner actually gives Cris some good advice about make up, it is to enhance the natural features of the face, not to obliterate it. Now Cris wants to know more about Pau-Whiner. Pau- Whiner tells Cris she has two children, a daughter she gets along with very well, and a son who considers her dead to him, my words not hers. But you get the drift. She doesn't want to talk bout that anymore, so now Cris wants to know if Pau-
Whiner and Anibal are getting back together, si or no??? Pau-Whiner uses the excuse she has tried everything with Anibal and nothing so far has worked. The gist of what Cris tells her is look, go after Anibal if you really love him, to hell with his family, and by the way go to the family and tell it like it is. They can like it or lump it. You have to fight for your man in other words, Ruh Roh.

Back to Nikki and the Nymphette. Nikki doesn't care if Guzmancito is married and who would have him anyway? For all Nikki knows he could be divorced or a widower and besides if Nikki really wants to know, she can go to ole Guzmancito's room and check out that marriage certificate for herself, doncha know. Nikki is so NOT up for that, she could care less, she tells Nymphette to go take a hike, cause she is going to take a shower and Nikki goes, while Nymphette stays by the pool, thinking to herself, ya don't fool me Nikki, you are so into Guzmancito, you're crazy about him and I don't like it. Jealous much Nymphette????

So now we are in the apartmento of slutty Kendho, who has slipped Nell-son a micky finn, and he is out cold, sleepin' on the sofa, doncha know. Kendho goes in his pocket, for what Viewerville wants to know?? No, no, no Y'all not for pocket pool for his cell phone, doncha know. She turns it off so his wifey pooh won't disturb him and besides for this event they were going to, the Angel can take his place, Ruh Roh.

So now we are with Ms Vikki and her room is a hot mess, evening gowns all over the bed and Ms Vikki is looking in the mirror, holding up dresses, when there is a knock on the door and it is Tomasina come to help her of course. Ms Vikki is in a panic cause she still hasn't heard from her Manho marido, Nell-son. Tomasina give Ms Vikki words of wisdom about the Chinese Horoscope and planets colliding and Ms Vikki tells her to quit predicting disasters and to please help her pick a dress out already! So Tomasina picks a wonderfully, sparkly navy blue evening gown, with gossomar little straps to hold it up,    (this will be important later you'll just have to wait for that) and there is another knock on the door and it is the Angel of course. Ms Vikki is going into the other room to change and she wants Tomasina to see what the Angel wants. Angel only wanted to tell Ms Vikki he is going home to visit the wifey pooh and his magical daughter Lili, but Tomasina puts the kibosh on those plans, cause Ms Vikki may need the Angel after all. She tells the Angel, Nell-son hasn't made it home, and the Angel will probably have to drive her to this event. He wants to know, suit or no suit, he can go just the way he is. He won't be going in with her, just driving her. So he goes to get the car, and Tomasina thinks to herself he's hot in a suit or his cowboy country outfit, either is way fine with her, lol.

So, unfortunately, Nikki took Nymphette's advice and went and checked out Guzmacito's room and she sees the marriage certificate and is muy upset. She can't believe he is married, that Nymphette actually told her the truth, and why is this happening when she is falling in love with this manly man, Why? Why? This is so not fair, doncha know. Nikki puts his papers back in a drawer crying all the while, and she leaves his room. She hears whistling and Ruh Roh, runs behind the door of the bathroom in the bodyguard's quarters and is hiding out. Guzmancito whistling, is taking off his socks and shoes, looks like he is about to take a shower. Oh, wow, he is takin' off that muscle shirt and ohhh boy, it's gettin' hot in here. He takes a towel out from the cabinet and starts for the shower room, and Nikki is still hiding behind the door. She decides to hide out in the shower room in an empty shower stall. So Guzmancito is singing to himself in the shower room, I love you, it sounds like and is taking off more of his clothes, and he is now in his underwear, and he is saying Nina something that sounds like Polita, don't know for sure if this is right, and wooo he's dancing to the mirror singing away, while Nikki is lurking and looking. He doesn't see her at all.

Now on to the Nymphette and now we find out the real reason that Nympette is stalkin' Guzmancito. Nymphette is in Nikki's room, didn't Nikki tell her to vamanos already? Anyhoo, she is talking to her and Nikki's mutual friend. Nymphette tells the friend that Guzmancito is married, doncha know, she saw the marriage certificate for herself and that ain't all. Nikki is crazy for him. So she tells the friend on the phone Nikki is her rival and she is SO not stealing Guzmancito from her, no siree bob she ain't and she has a mis planes, and what would they be asks the friend. Well are y'all ready for this, wait for it, Nymphette will find a way for Guzmancito to be fired from his job guarding Nikki and of course, Nymphette will pick up the slack and hire Guzmancito as her own personal bodyguard. Note to Nymphette, what part of he is so NOT into you don't you get??????

Back to Guzmancito just a dancin' and a singin' in front of that mirror,and this begs the question of why he never tried out to be a Chippendale Dancer, ok, ok, back to the recap. Nikki is really likin this side of Guzmancito and she sits in that shower stall with a grin from ear to ear. Nikki is crouching in the adjacent shower stall, as he turns the water on, in the one next to hers and ***nekkid alert**** is takin' off his skivvies, Nikki is now covering her eyes, and he throws the towel, but misses, steps into the shower, retrieves the towel and whoopsie, sees Nikki crouched in the next shower stall, Ruh Roh. He's nekkid as a jaybird, she is soaking wet, I think he may have turned the water onto her without realizing she was in that stall, and she has a deer in the headlights look, what happens you ask? I'll get back to that.

Meantime, we have our adorable Jean Marie and he is dragging the Angel. He has a very nice surprise for him, and the Angel is like, what surprise??? He wants the Angel it cover his eyes and come with him, but the Angel, thinking this is one of Jean Marie's jokes, tells him to go play one on Polita! So Jean Marie, in his best authoritarian voice tells him let's go Arriaga, Jose Angel, you will like this surprise it is wonderful, and Jean Marie covers the Angel's eyes, and the Angel is afraid he'll walk into something, or knock over a plant. Jean Marie is like no worries, I'll make sure that doesn't happen, and he leads the Angel around. What is the surprise Viewerville??? By the shocked look on Angel's face he is likin' it and it is Cris with her new "luke" and I have to say here, she looks gorgeous. Angel is blown away, doncha know. This is Cris' way of apologizing to her Angel and Jean Marie behind the Angel is kinda pushing him toward Cris, wonderful. Angel goes toward Cris and tells her she is just beautiful and she says a neighbor helped her with her "luke". She wants to go out tonight as planned cause it is his night off after all. Oh, by the way he loves this new "luke" of hers. Then she gives him a knee bending kiss and they start kissing very passionately, when of course, Ms Vikki is at the top of the stairs and it is besos interrumpus (Thanks Vivi for the interrumpus, lol) but Cris still continues to kiss him as soon as she sees Ms Vikki and he reluctantly pulls away. Ms Vikki comes down the stairs and greet Cris and Cris is actually nice to her and asks how she is. Ms Vikki compliments Cris on the dress and Cris admits it was one of the ones she gave Cris, after the fire. Cris compliments Ms Vikki too and Angel says they are both beautiful.

So now Anibal has come in Ruh, Roh and wants to know why Ms Vikki hasn't left for this event yet? She wants to introduce her Papa, that's what she calls him to the Angel's wife, so Ms Vikki does and it's a true Ruh Roh moment, cause Viewerville already knows Cris has met Anibal before. Caras de impactadas on both their faces. Commercial!!!! So we are back to that meeting of Cris and Anibal. Anibal again, pretends he doesn't know her, just like when Pau-Whiner went to her apartment and he pretended he didn't know her either, what is with Anibal anyways??? Anyhoo, he holds out his hand and says pleased to make your acquaintance, nah, please to meet you Angel has to tell her that Anibal is holding out his hand, and he takes Cris' hand and puts it in Anibal's which wakes Cris up finally. Cris says excuse her faux pas so to speak and says pleased to meet you. Anibal asks Ms Vikki why she hasn't left yet, and of course she is waitin' on her Manho Nell-son of course. Tried the cell no answer and he hasn't called either, I wonder why, hmmmm???? Well Angel volunteers to call Dances with Sunglasses to see what the hell is up with that, and Cris leans toward Anibal and says so you are Ms Vikki's Papa, and he tells her he'll talk to her later. Oh, Ms Vikki called Manho's cellphone again, and it went to voice mail and now the Angel is calling Dances on that radio. Dances doesn't answer of course and Ms Vikki says she'll wait a tad longer for the Manho. Cris tells Anibal it was a pleasure to meet him and he says likewise, but thinks if Cris opens her mouth and says anything she will pay. Wow, I have to say here, we all know that Cris is Anibal's daughter so what is he gonna do when he find out and for that matter what is she gonna do, hmmmm.

Ok, now we are back at the showers with Guzmancito and Nikki. She is witching she is all wet, doncha know. He wants to know what the heck she is doing in the bodyguard's shower room anyways?? Oh, and by the by, he has a towel wrapped around his bottom half so no bare nekkid as a jaybird anymore. She doesn't tell him what she is doing there, she only wants a towel. He gives her a face towel and then starts laughing. She is pithed and wants to know why he is laughing, he tells her she should have taken her tennies off before this shower adventure. Hello, he is too funny and by the way he can go straight to hell while he's at it. She also wants him to check the shower next time to ensure noone is in there, Okay!!! It's the first time he's seen a woman fully dressed taking a shower and she hellos him, lol. She just wants him to get dressed and just about this time, the Nymphette comes to the bodyguards quarters and hears Nikki and Guzmancito talking. Nymphette thinks that Nikki is a wolf in sheep's clothing. Anyoo, Guzmancito wants to know if Nikki is goin' or stayin' she has already had her shower and now it is time for his. She says of course she's goin'. He wants Nikki to wait. So Nymphette behind the door, locks them in the bathroom, cause the key was just a danglin' from the keyhole, doncha know and with that Nymphette tells herself she won't let Nikki take Guzmancito away from her, even if that means Guzmi gets fired. So Nymphette locks them in that bathroom and walks off with the key. Guzmi wants an explantion from Nikki meanwhile. She doesn't have to give no stinkin' explanations it's her house after all. She can go wherever, shower wherever Okay??? And not only that Guzmi tells her so she will put on his pj's and sleep on his bed too??? Okay??? He wants her to go, she thinks he's a little man, he just wants his shower and she can stay if she wants to, she can look if she wants to, nothing much to see she says, ouchy, maybe she needs to clean her contact lens and he gets in the shower, takes the towel off, and she is hell bent for leather to get out of there, he was kinda posing for her, and she is yanking on that door, but whoopsie, locked in, oh noes!!!! He is showering and she is yelling the door won't open. He thinks she is really wanting to stay, but she is yanking on that door and it won't open. She hits the door and he peeks out and sees her struggling with the door, and is laughing. He gets out of the shower and tells her to move aside as he tries that door. And of course finds it stuck too. He is just a jigglin' that door and she whistles while he is doing this and why didn't he just kick it down, inquiring minds want to know. We'll get back to this.

Now it is Ms Vikki, Anibal and Cris in the living room and Ms Vikki is calling that Manho again, still no answer. The Angel is rolling his eyes. Ms Vikki can't beleive it. She thinks Manho either turned it off, or is out of signal range and she wants Angel to call Dances on that radio again. So Dances hears that call from the Angel, along with Kendho, they are in her apartment, and Kendho wants him to turn off that radio before it wakes the Manho up from his micky finn. So Dances does answer with a I can't hear you, your signal is weak, takes a piece of paper and crumbles it near the radio to sound like static and then click turns off that radio. Kendho also thinks Ms Vikki is really upset waiting for her Manho hubby.

Now Dances is worried about the dosage Kendho gave to the Manho and she assures him it is only a mild sedative. Dances also tells her that he went to see Espanto in the hoosegow, and that he gave that money to Espanto's ailing Mama and that now they gotta find some type of lawyer that will "try" to get Espanto out of jail, as if. So now she is worried he is a threat and they need to kill Espanto, sooner rather than later, and they will see how things go. Now it's back to the Manho and how Ms Vikki must be sooo upset, but never mind Dances needs to go now so that Manho wakes up he won't be there. And besides Manho is still upset with wifey pooh for painting the Angel doncha know. Dances goes. She calls Manho amorcito and strokes his hair and tells him to sleep like a baby.

Now it is back to Ms Vikki, Anibal and the Angel. So Ms Vikki has decided to go. Angel doesn't want her going alone, but Ms Vikki doesn't want to ruin Angel's plans with Cris either, so Cris thanks her and Angel tells Cris, wait here, I'll take Ms Vikki to the event and then come back and we'll go out wherever you want to go. Before they go, Cris lays a big ole liplock on the Angel and makes it last longer than a hot minute and then he gots to go and does. So now Cris is laying into Anibal. She wants some truth from him, doncha know. Cris doesn't think that Anibal is much of a man, Ruh Roh.

So now back to the shower. Guzmancito is still fiddlin' with that door. He struggles with the door, she laughs and she wants out so she doesn't catch pneumonia, and he can't break the door down, cause then everyone and their brother will hear and they'll get into so much trouble. They also determine someone locked the door, Okay. Move out of the way Okay, and I'll try it Okay?? With her muscles she can do it ha ha. She jiggles the door, wait she says Okay??? He tries to help her and whoopsie she slips right into Guzmi's arms. There is one long, loving look and then it is beso time, and by the by she closed her eyes before he started kissing her. It was a mutual kiss, doncha know while their theme song plays. That kiss is sure on her list, I must say. One looooonnnngggg, hot kiss, yawza. Commercial!!!!!

So now it is on to Anibal and Cris. He tells her thanks for the silence, she was gonna speak to Ms Vikki bout meeting him before, but didn't. So Nymphette interrupts this convo and asks Anibal if he's seen Nikki, her version of getting Nikki in trouble along with Guzmi, Anibal tells Nymphette, he's busy, go bug off and she does with a humpf.

So back to that hawt kiss, doncha know which is still ongoing, but Nikki breaks it off finally and accuses Guzmi of being a womanizer, he kissed Nabila, that unknown perfumy woman and now her, oh the horror of that!!!! He tries to explain the Nymphette kiss and how he wasn't in his right mind, but she ain't buying it. She says she only wanted to kiss Guzmi to find out how it was, now wait a minute, Nikki has already kissed Guzmi once before, but que the hell, she wanted to see how it was, wasn't all that anyhow, she also wanted to see if he still disgusted her Okay, still does, so he promises neva eva to kiss her again, doncha know. Guzmi looks soooo hurt too. Stop promising Guzmi, okay??? And besides didn't he promise her before he would never kiss her again??? When saved by Polita, who is singing for Guzmi and he tells her to get the key he is locked in the bathroom and Polita gets right on that. Oh and by the by has he seen Nikki? Nikki tells him to shut it about her and he says he hasn't seen Nikki either. So Polita goes to get the key. Nikki then thanks Frankie for not sayin' a word. He tells her not to worry his job entails he protect her, even from her mistakes. Wow, she even looked riddled with guilt, who knew???

So now back to Anibal and Cris, he wants her to keep his little secret about Paula, she doesn't wanna cause she ain't good at lying and her eyes will give her away, especially to the Angel. She wants Anibal to recognize Pau-Whiner, introduce her to the family, let everyone know he loves her soooo much. He really isn't down with it. She wants him to put his hand on his heart and swear to Cris he luuuuurvvves Pau-Whiner. He says he does, but he just can't tell the family bout her. He wants to make Cris pinky promise she will not eva say anything about Pau-Whiner and to keep his little secret. So they are interrupted by Nymphette again, remember she is on that mission to get Guzmi fired, but this time she has brought Tomasina along, and Nymphette is telling them she still can't find Nikki or Guzmi and where, oh where could they be, and hope nothing bad has happened to them, and she gets a Hush your mouth, from Anibal who says she's gotta be around here somewhere. And of course Nymphette says well we haven't searched the bodyguard quarter, Ruh Roh. Tomasina is like what would she be doing there anyways hmmmm, impossible. In comes little Polita who tells Tomasina bout the locked bathroom door and she needs a key to open it cause Guzmi is stuck there. Tomasina gripes that the bodyguards are forever playing tricks on each other and this must be how Guzmi got locked in the bathroom, cause the key is always in the lock. So Tomasina finds the key and off go Polita, who gives Nymphette the stink eye, Nymphette of course and Tomasina. Anibal wants to be informed when they find Nikki, and he turns to Cris and says how many times have they interrupted us already???

So now we are in the SUV with the Angel and Ms Vikki, and the Angel wants to know why Ms Vikki is so quiet since they left the house. She tells him nothin' is wrong just ruminatin' on how they first met and all the things that happened, and we get flashbacks of the Angel rescuing Ms Vikki from those thugs at the hacienda where there was the first hug, then at the mall, where the Angel is bare chested and gets the flesh wound, saving Ms Vikki from that other thug with the gun this time. Then when she asks for a hug and both are crying.And then when Ms Vikki saves the Angel in the water. Then when he taught her how to float in the pool, awww such nice vignettes. She is still too quiet for his taste and isn't this place too far away they are going to? No worries, says Ms Vikki, he can just go back after dropping her off and she'll get a ride back with Dances and the Manho. She wants the Angel to take Cris to one of those fancy, shmancy restaurants near the Balvanera manse, that cost an arm and a leg, but no worries there, cause one of her friends owns the restaurant and they'll get the meal for free. Wow!!! Angel said he didn't have much money to take the wifey pooh to such a fancy place and besides she's got that great dress on. Anyhoo, the tire blows about this time. What a thing to happen. So she wants to call like AAA but that's too expensive, he can change the tire himself, he is a Johnny on the Spot, doncha know, so he activates the car system, is this like On Star, and gets out of the SUV to change the tire.

So back to the shower now and Nikki is in a panic, wondering what they are going to say to everyone when they are rescued from the bathroom. Good question he says, He is worried cause they may fire him over this, and Nikki doesn't want him to be fired at first, but that is the only thing he seems to be worried about and she is hoping they do fire him, lol. Anyhoo, Polita will probably bring Tomasina and then basically they will be in a world of question after question and she really wants to know what to do??? So she starts yelling for help and he covers her mouth with his hand, so noone hears her. Then they hear Polita and Tomasina and he lets Nikki go. What to do??? Well, she gets in the shower, almost where she was before, and Guzmi tells her to be quiet, and Polita is callin' to Guzmi. He turns off the light, and Tomasina finally has gotten the door open, and he comes right out the door. Polita is just filling her mind with the image of Guzmi, right in front of her with the towel. Tomasina wants Guzmi to get dressed, right this second, so they can find Nikki. Of course, Polita wants to know if he forgot about the ya know ("date"), no he hasn't forgotten, and neither has Nymphette, who wants to use the bathroom, but Polita puts the kibosh on that, curses foiled again, cause this bathroom is for guys, not for girlz. So Polita drags Nymphette off, by the hand no less and tells Guzmi that she'll be waiting for him in the kitchen, wink, wink. So the coast is clear and he finally lets Nikki out of that bathroom and she does the imitation of Guzmi going to meet Polita in the kitchen, she blows him a kiss and a Bye and she goes. Guzmi just smiles.

So now we are in the kitchen and Tomasina is getting the lowdown from Zambrano that Nikki has not left the grounds or the house, for that matter. He is quite sure. So he goes and Tomasina thinks she knows exactly where Nikki was. Nikki, still wet by the way, tries to pass Tomasina, but Tomasina stops her and wants to know the real deal. She was in the bathroom with Guzmi wasn't she? Yeah, but nothing was goin' on, she fake sneezes, says she's gotta change, and Tomasina will get the 411 later. Tomasina says all righty then, Nikki gives her a kiss and Tomasina tells her she'll let everyone know that Nikki is in the house but won't tell anyone where she was. Off goes Nikki.

So now Anibal and Cris have gone to Ms Vikki's hot house of flowers, where there will be less interruption. So Cris gives Anibal some advice. Introduce Pau-Whiner to Ms Vikki and before ya know it they will be planning the wedding, HA! Anibal so doesn't think so, and his cell rings, which he ignores. On the other end is Pau-Whiner of course. She is pithed he didn't answer. So Pau- Whiner grabs that great box of Cuban cigars off the shelf and takes one out and thinks about what Cris told her about goin' to talk to Anibal, in front of his family and declaring her love for Anibal. Pau-Whiner is so pithed she shreds that cigar.

Now we are back to the tire changing in progress. Ms Vikki rolls the window down and asks the Angel if he needs some help. Note to Ms Vikki, you have those high heels on and that gorgeous dress, how you gonna be helpin' him, jus' sayin'. She thinks the tire changing can go more quickly. So she opens the car door and steps out and he aids her, those shoes ya know. He is protesting the whole time that she ought to stay in the car. She should have listened, cause what happens next is a real eye opener. Okay, how you ask, well maybe I should have said, eye closer, cause the train of her dress gets caught in the door, the Angel had shut the door, he is kneeling by the tire and whoopsie, daisy, big huge wardrobe malfunction as that dress rips,  those gossamer straps you see, and her tatas are fully exposed to the breeze and the Angel's eyes, he takes one look, goes AHHHHHH, and puts his hands over his eyes, as she desperately tries to hide her tatas with her hands, and here we end this epi!!!!

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The Angel gives Ms Vikki his shirt to cover up the tatas.

Manho wakes up and ain't happy.

Cris in jealous mode again. Must see TV.

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