Caray, Caray!

　

Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman. You know I always start my recaps with a little theme. Tonight is about first love. After seeing Guzmancito and Nikki kiss, I sat and reflected. Close your eyes and remember your first love. Remember the butterflies, the not being sure he/she is the one, will he/she call? Does he/she love you back? Is this love? Ahhh, the good old days when we were young and foolish. But that being said, we know that Nikki and Guzmancito do love each other very much. They are doing the dance around each other, feeling each other out so to speak and hiding their love for each other and hence the title of the song, Fooled Around and Fell in Love, by the Marvelous Elvin Bishop. So now on to the recap.

So we start this epi with Mami and daughter having that convo about love, doncha know. Nikki is wanting her Mama to check if Guzmi is really married, but she won't do that till Monday, when she checks his resume, but Nikki herself wants to go manana to ask the secretary to check it for her, only problem is tomorrow is Sunday and the office is closed. And why doesn't Nikki ask him ya know, directly??? And why are you interested anyhow??? Or should Mama even be asking??? Well enough of that, Mami would you fall in love with a bodyguard?? Que Que What???? So Mami explains a person's job doesn't matter, they could be anything. And what matters is that they are human beings, but Nikki wants to know more. Well, Mami could you fall in love with YOUR bodyguard, of course not silly Nikki, I am a married woman she answers. So Nikki wants to know even more, and her Mami explains that class is hard to overcome, but LOVE TRUMPS ALL. Imagine that!!! Who knew. Now Nikki wants to know if class isn't that important, then why didn't her Mami marry that first boyfriend of hers, hmmmm???? So her Mami tells her yes, he was poor, GrandPapi didn't like him and besides it's a long story and I'll tell you one day, but now it's time for bed. So Nikki gets in the bed, but wants her Mami to stay with her longer, there is a little wrestling, play biting and I'll eat you up if you dont' go to bed, but Ms Vikki, ends ups sitting on the bed and spending some time with her girly.

Now we are back to the Angel and Cris and their never ending argument. The Angel is explaining that he can't say no to Dances With Sunglasses'( Salsero's) request, doncha know. He has got to be Johnny on the Spot. He's following Manho's orders (That would be Mr Nell-son Brizz) and he can't disobey those!!! He wants to hold her, but she is all like Don't touch me,and she reiterates everything she has said before. She hates his job, always at the beck and call, and whims of the Brizz', never has time for her, something is always getting in the way of their plans, yada, yada. Well, Angel tells her sorry, but part of his job. Well, today it's Dances With Sunglasses' Mama, tomorrow it will be something else. Now now, horror of horrors she has gotta take a cab home. Oh, please. Well, she is fed up she tells the Angel, don't ask her to understand him, cause noone understands her. Note to Cris: Oh we understand you alright. Jealousy is that ugly monkey on your back, jus' sayin'. So she feels its time for her to git. So Angel tries to touch the wifey pooh again, but no she is sooo not havin' that, on noes. So after throwing that shirt Ms Vikki wore, at her Angel, she stalks off, toward the door and as she is passing Anibal, he wants to know what the hey is goin' on with her, hmmm??? So she whines bout that change of plans, Salsero and his sick "mama", all her plans went down the drain, but Anibal will not let her leave like that and suggests he will get her a little drinky pooh to calm her nerves, he goes and she sits there crying. Probrecita!!

Now we have Bea and Lili playing Chutes and Ladders of all things! Where is Candy Land, jus' sayin'. Anyhoo, they are bemoaning the fact they are sittin there playin' this game on a Saturday night of all things. So Lili wants to know what Bea and her hubby Leo did on a Saturday night. Well, when they were dating Leo and Bea used to go, wait for it, salsa dancing!!!! Hmmm, isn't that what Salsero does, jus' sayin'. Anyhoo, after the marriage Bea and Leo didn't do that anymore. Que Lastima! But we find out Bea just loves to salsa. So now it is on to Lili, what did she do in Santa Rita? Well, went out with friends, to the movies, partays, but here the only friend she has is Polita. Bea, says oh the one Guzmi took out tonight? Well, yeah, and why didn't they invite Lili, Bea wants to know??? Then Bea says you'll make lots of friends, no worries. So Lili has an idea, why don't they get Cris to watch Guillo one night and they can go out and do something. Nah, not so much. Bea doesn't want Cris to have to babysit. So Lili says , ah, if your Mama was alive it would be different, right??? Lili tells her she gets along so well with her Grandmama. Well, Bea finally tells Lili that her mama is so not dead, but is alive and she has to explain how her Mama (We all know it is Pau-Whiner but Lili doesn't know that) left the family for her amante and that Guzmi never forgave her for it. So Bea says their relationship, between Bea and her Mama is a little weird, cause she left twenty years ago, and that she does see her alot but, she has never gone to where her Mama lives, always meets her in a cafe or the park and that Bea doesn't even know who the amante is!!!!!! Oh, boy.

Now we are back to the drinking Cris and Anibal. He has gotten her an orange liquer, and she seems to be likin' it, alot! Cris says she'll finish her drinky pooh and leave, but Anibal wants her to stay until she is calm. Well, Cris says it's late and she doesn't want to be a nuisance to him and then the doorbell rings, and Anibal calls out for someone to answer, cause there ain't nobody there, so Cris volunteers to get it, but surprisinly Anibal goes himself. And guess who is outside that door??? Anyone??? It is Pau-Whiner of course. She steps right in there and says, May I come in, as she is eyein' the place up and down, Ruh Roh!!!! Anibal is pithed!!!! Commerical! So now we are back and Anibal wants to know she why she has intruded at his family home, er why she is at the Balvanera Manse???? So Pau-Whiner tells Anibal, after all these years, ya didn't think I knew where you had your home???? Anibal doesn't want her there for sure, don't do this to him, he says. Well, she is gonna do it anyways, never tell a jealous woman she can't do something, jus' sayin' cause she wants to end this silence pact that is killin' her, doncha know. Now she is shouting and Anibal tells her to pipe down already, someone, er, everyone is gonna hear her, and how the hell did she get in anyways, hmmm? Well if you tell the truth people let you in, in other words she told the guards she was an old friend of the family. Well, if he don't care, neither does she and this is when Cris comes out and sees Paula and asks her what she is doin' there. But Pau-Whiner wants to know what Cris is doin' there. Well, Cris came to see her hubby and why didn' t Pau-Whiner tell her that Mr Anibal is Ms Vikki's Papa???? Well, Anibal is trying desperately to get Pau-Whiner to leave before someone else sees or hears her, but she is ready to RUMBLLLEEE, doncha know, she could care less who sees or for that matter hears her next, cause Anibal is trying to shush her so she doesn't wake up Ms Vikki, but that is precisely want Pau-Whiner wants!!!

So now we have Tomasina and Ms Vikki talkin' and Tomasina thinks there is a jealousy epidemic that traveled from Cris straight to Manho Nellson, lol. Ms Vikki is so aggravated, she'd like to haul  out that   flat tire and ooopps upside the head, er, show him it is really flat, the truth in other words. Tomasina basically asks Ms Vikki to change the subject, so Ms Vikki tells her about the nice talk she had with Nikki and all the strange questions she asked. She also wants to know how Nikki found out that Guzmi is married. She tells Tomasina all about the could you fall in love with the bodyguard question and what she answered Nikki. Now Tomasina wants to know if Ms Vikki were single, right now, would she go after the Angel and what does Ms Vikki answer, well, that she can't even think about that, she isn't single, is in love with Manho Nellson and that she will love him till the end and has been faithful all the years of their marriage, more's the pity, sorry, my words, not hers. Tomasina kinda agrees with her, but says Ms Vikki doesn't love Manho, like she loved Carlos, her first love, so now we know the name of Ms Vikki's first love. Well, Ms Vikki ain't having that, no siree bob, she ain't so she tells Tomasina that yes, her marriage was arranged by Anibal, she accepted it, she is content and her Present is Nelson (Manho) Brizz, they promised to be FAITHFULL, to each OTHER, and that she is sure the Angel feels this way about Cris, cause she is his present. Oye Vey!!!! If Ms Vikki only knew about Manho that is.

So now we are back to a screaming Pau-Whiner who says everyone in this house will meet Paula Trejo, the woman that gave up her life for HIM!!! Anibal wants Pau-Whiner to leave before he loses his cool, and Cris is also trying to get her to leave with her, but Pau-Whiner is so NOT goin'. Cris tries grabbing her to go, but she ain't and then Anibal manhandles her and says she aint' thinkin' clearly. Now Pau-Whiner turns on Cris and says this was all YOUR idea, to confront his family and why aren't you backin' me anyways. Well, Cris tells Anibal that is before she knew Anibal was Ms Vikki's Papa. Ruh Roh. So before this meeting can get anymore menacing, the Angel comes out and wants to know why Cris is still here and what happened to that cab he called her? She cancelled it. Well, why, so Cris introduces the Angel to Pau-Whiner and says this is the neighbor I told you about. Well now the Angel wants to know what Pau-Whiner is doin' there, so Pau-Whiner is gettin' on that soap box again, about how she is there to tell the truth and she doesn't care who doesn't like it. She yells the last part, and the Angel is lookin' at her funny. So another Ruh, Roh cause here comes Ms Vikki and Tomasina down the stairs. So Ms Vikki wants to know if she is interruptin' something, and Cris I have to say is quick on her feet, cause as soon as Pau-Whiner tells Ms Vikki, she is Paula, Cris cuts her off and says she is a neighbor that Cris called to come pick her up, so the Angel tells Cris she shouldn't have bothered the neighbor and cancelled the cab, and now there is que the hell on everyone's faces, and Ms Vikki says that's why you are arguing, well no and then Pau-Whiner tries to introduce herself to Ms Vikki again, and says she came to say she is fed up, when Cris grabs her and explains to Ms Vikki that Pau-Whiner was fed up with waiting for the Angel and Cris, cause she was gonna go out with them and some dude named Chema. So the Angel now wants to know who this Chema is and Cris turns around and winks, winks as if to say, play along now, ya know that fat dude Chema the anxious one, lol. So finally the Angel gets it and says yeah that Chema dude, the one eyed one, he is always anxious, lol. So Ms Vikki apologizes for ruining their plans to go out, but Guzmi wasn't in this evening you see, and the only one left was the Angel. So Cris grabs Pau-Whiner and says let's go, it's late time for us to go. There is a kinda face off between Anibal and Pau-Whiner and guess what happens next??? Anyone, that's right Pau- Whiner faints. So the Angel catches her. Ms Vikki tells the Angel to take Paula into the living room and they will get alcohol and water to revive her and everyone goes as they are all going in, Cris begs Anibal to help Paula, and Cris stays behind and thinks Paula was so nervous that she fainted, probrecita!

So now we have Guzmi and Polita comin' home from their date, awww. So she wants to know if he had a good time and he thanks her for the song dedication. Now she has some serious bidness to discuss with him. Well, since they work at the same place some things are not allowed, but if she doesn't say anything she'll explode and por Dios she just has to tell him. He doesn't want her to beat around the bush, so they have a sitdown and tells him exactly how she feels, her heart thumps when she is near him and her whole body tingles, awwww. She is so in love with him, but that isn't what she says, but ya know he gets it. He says he knows what she is sayin' but they can only be friends. He was disappointed in love recently, she'll find someone, someday, cause she has got a heart of gold, doncha know, but he ain't that guy. Probrecita. She'll find someone nice, she thinks if they keep goin' out he may change his mind, but he says not gonna happen. But she is taking the words of her village to heart where they beleive in try, try again, awww, I hope Polita finds a nice guy.

So now we are back to Pau-Whiner's lill' faintin' spell or as we say in the South, a fit of the vapohs. lol. Tomasina and Ms Vikki are in the kitchen pouring some water for Pau-Whiner, to revive her from the vaporssss. Ms Vikki says she'll take it in to Pau-Whiner and Tomasina thinks Pau-Whiner fainted for attention Ha! Ms Vikki,being the kind hearted woman she is, doesn't think so. And she laughs. So now we are in the living room with Cris tryin' to wake Pau-Whiner up as Anibal looks on. She finally revives and wants to know que the hell happened???? So Cris tells her what happened. Anibal tells Pau-Whiner he thinks she did this on purpose and zip the lip with Ms Vikki. So Pau-Whiner says yeah, that's the only thing that matters to you right, right???? Then Pau-Whiner accuses Anibal of wanting her dead, right, right???? So the Angel has come back and he takes Cris off, for some 411 on que the hell is goin' on round here. So the Angel wants the straight skinny, but Cris is NOT sayin' anything now, will tell him later. So as Ms Vikki is coming with some sugar water, Angel pulls Cris into a big ole hug, so Ms Vikki doesn't know what is goin' on, and Ms Vikki goes into the living room with Anibal and Pau-Whiner. Cris breaks the hug and the Angel is tryin' to grab her back, but Cris gets away and Ms Vikki is telling Paula to have some water with a bit of sugar, it'll be good for her. Paula takes the glass, puts it up to her lips, looks at Anibal, who whips those colored glasses off and gives Paula a stern look. They want to know if she's better, she says she is, and then says she has got to go, doncha know. Anibal tells her it is better if she gets rest at HER house. He is very cold and mean to her, I must say. But then she breached his fortress so to speak, and it really pithed him off. So Paula, shakily gets up, thanks Ms Vikki for everything and starts to go, when Ms Vikki says she'll see her out. Cris has a hold of Pau-Whiner's arm, the Angel is next behind them, then Ms Vikki and Anibal. The Angel wants Cris to call him when she gets home. And so Cris and Pau-Whiner are finally outta there. The Angel wants to know if he is needed for anything else, and since he isn't needed, he is goin' on his rounds. So Ms Vikki turns to Anibal and says something really touching, she thinks Pau-Whiner crumpled like that cause the "poor woman's" world is shattering around her in other words ending, hmmmm. Well Anibal thinks it's cause she had to wait too long for Cris and Ms Vikki says how awkward it must be to put up with jealous Cris. Well Anibal tells Ms Vikki, Cris is from the country,little rough around the edges, says what she thinks and he kinda likes her. Ms Vikki says you may be right, but her friend musta felt bad, doncha know. Well Anibal says it may have been nothing, who knows and Ms Vikki is just happy her Papi is at home with her and should stay forever, awww. But he wants to know if she told Manho, he was stayin and did she clear it with him???? No worries, says Ms Vikki, sucks to be Manho, jus' sayin'.

So now we are in the car with Pau-Whiner and Cris, Ruh Roh and Pau-
Whiner is drivin' after that vapor spell. If I were Cris I would have gotten a taxi, jus' sayin'. Well Pau-Whiner thinks it's the end of her and Anibal. Cris doesn't think so,  Anibal told Cris he lurrrvvvves Pau-Whiner. Well Pau-Whiner ain't buyin' it cause, she just knows that Anibal will never forgive her for breaching the walls of his castle so to speak and now Pau-Whiner is gonna concentrate more on her family and tryin' to get the love of the son back that won' t forgive her. Good luck with that.

So now we have our inept villans, Dances with Sunglasses, and Kendho, jus' a lying, and lyin' in bed talkin' bout their next big mis planes, doncha know. Kendho is so happy that Manho thinks that Ms Vikki is cheatin' with the Angel and they gotta keep Angel at that house as long as possible. Dances thinks that shouldn't be too hard, as long as his "mama" is sick, doncha know. and now Dances wants to know the details of mis planes to get Manho to divorce Ms Vikki, not so fast says Kendho, gotta lotta lyin' , lovin' to do, doncha know. Puchis just gotta wait, doncha know. So they get to the en flagrante part.

Next we are with Manho and Ms Vikki in their bedroom, and Ms Vikki wants to know if they are done arguing, she can't stay mad at him and she wants to apologize if she came across as too aggresive, oh, please, if she only knew, and Manho says that he's sorry too and now Ms Vikki wants a hug from him. Dios Mio, I hope she has some antibacterial soap, jus' sayin' she is SO gonna need it, cause he hugs her, yuk!!!!

So now we are with Kendho, in a disguise of all things, black pageboy wig, and a bidness suit, and I have to say here, she looks absolutely fab, and there is no air of the ho about her here, jus' sayin'. She is in a very fancy luxe hotel. There are two guys following her, one with a bunch of roses and one with a bunch of balloons. Kendho goes up to the front desk and says she is the event planner for some company called Cupi or Coopi International and did they book that suite she wanted. Oh, yes indeed they did and the suite is the Empire Suite, hmmmm. The desk clerk gives Kendho two key cards just like she wanted and if she needs anything to call 03. They are at her service. She has those guys follow her.

Now we are back at the Balvanera Manse and the help are all eating together, except Jean Marie, who of course is serving. The Angel is hoping Dances "mama" gets better soon so he can have a day off, doncha know, probrecito. Guzmi tells Angel he will cover for him, but the Angel says I told Manho, I'd cover for Dances and that is what I am gonna do till Dances comes back! Tomasina and Jean Marie, in his chef outfit, want to know what is wrong with Polita,she hasn't eaten a thing and they are having chilaquiles and she eats three plates of these. Well it seems she ate some buffalo wings last evening that upset her stomach, poor little thing. Guzmi feels bad. So now Jean Marie wants the 411 on what happened with Polita and Guzmi last night. So they both tell, that would be Guzmi and Polita, of the time they had in that karoake place, and Polita singing. So Angel says who knew you were so artistic, awww. Well Polita has come to the conclusion, if she wants to help her singing she has gotta lose some weight. Guzmi gets a phone call just about then,and he leaves the table and goes, while Polita is wondering who it is. Polita sneaks by his elbow to listen, lol. All Polita heard was good morning and where, and he hangs up. Guzmi tells Tomasina he has gots to go and Polita wants to know who ya gonna meet, but Tomasina tells her to sit down and stop bein' so nosy. Guzmi tells Tomasina he is meeting Bea his sister, its urgent, but he'll be right back. Angel wants him to take his truck, but Guzmi wants to take a cab, in case Dances comes back so Angel can go be with his family, so Tomasina tells Guzmi, Nikki ain't up yet, take her car, oohhh, noes, he doesn't want to get in any trouble with her, but Tomasina says she'll take responsibility, go ask security for the keys and he thanks her and goes, and Polita yells out say hi to my SIL for me, and Tomasina doesn't like that. She reminds Polita bout the cooworkers can't date each other rule. Polita says you sure know how to ruin a diet and tucks into her food, as the others laugh.

So now we are back to Kendho and the Empire Suite and Kendho wants to make sure everything is honkey dorey, for her mis planes and the two henchies, who are really henchies of Odette Longoria, that of course everything is all set up as planned. Now she wants them to go already. She is calling Dances who is shaving and without his sunglasses for a change. She tells her Puchis (Salerso) everything is set and ready to go, and she wants her Puchis to trust her. He doesn't get why she is so hell bent for leather to marry Manho. Well it is another step in the plan and the ends justify the means.

So now we having little slutty Nabila Good Morninging Nikki in her bedroom. She opens up all Nikki's curtains. Nikki wants to know where Guzmi is. He aint there says Nabila. She tells Nikki that Jen and Denise are there too and that they wanna have some fun. Nikki just wants to hang out at the pool.So Nabila say they gotta borrow some bikinis. They can borrow anyone but the one Nikki has in her hands, cause it hides her fat, and Nabila, the witchy pooh, tells her it hides her fat rolls, as if, the poor girl is sooo NOT FAT. Nikki is looking depressed and goes and Nabila, witchy pooh, laughs and thinks it is way funny, she says to herself I'm sooo mean.

So Guzmi, in Nikki's car, has gone to meet Bea. Bea is walking in the other direction, and Ruh Roh she is meeting Pau-Whiner ,her mother. This looks like a set up for Guzmi too. Guzmi comes into the park and can't beleive what he is seeing. Guzmi says it's her, my mother, Ruh Roh. Pau-Whiner thanks Bea for coming and now wants to know where Guillo is, and Bea tells her he is with Cris and Lili, she didn't think it was wise to bring him and your brother she asks? Bea feels guilty for basically guilt trippin' him into coming. She hates lying to her bro. Pau Whiner says she knows but she has really got to ask Guzmi to forgive her the way Bea did, and does she think Guzmi will come? So Paula is lookin around for him. Guzmi sees them and is pithed that Bea lied to him.

So now back to Nikki's room she has that bikini on and a nice hat and is giving Tomasina hell for letting Guzmi take her car. Nikki calls Guzmi an opportunist, but Tomasina says he is no such thing. He had an emergency, it was faster this way, and he'll be back a lot quicker. So Nikki, very jealously thinks that the "emergency" is Guzmi taking Polita to the market to eat sweets, she is datin' this guy now and they probably "did the deed" last night. I just want to slap her, don't you???? Tomasina doesn't like it, thinks Nikki imagines things and tells her Jean Marie will serve breakfast by the pool to her and her friends.

Now back to Paula and Bea and Paula is worried Guzmi ain't coming. Bea tells her well he was at work, has to get permission to leave, he promised he'd be there, and Bea isn't liking fooling him for a whim of Paula's. He has a deep wound from Paula leaving him that hasn't healed. Paula says no whim, she is crying and saying she really needs Guzmi to forgive her. She just wants to go back to her life with her kids and for Guzmi to forgive her. She deeply regrets what she did to them in the past, vis a vis leaving them the way she did. Mother and daughter both cry and hug. Guzmi hides behind a tree, so they won't see him and wants to know why Bea did this to him. He has a flashback of Mama and Papa, of how Paula said she was leaving, it was better this way, and a little Frankie is takin' in the whole thing. He remembers his Papa saying she is leaving to go be with her lover and he is crying. Back to the present and Guzmi is behind that tree, with tears in his eyes, and says he will never forgive his Mama. He goes.

At the pool again with Nikki and her friends and there is some swimming goin' on. Nabila and Nikki are laying out and Nabila needs some sun, doncha know when Nikki wonders where Guzmi is. Of course, Nabila just has to voice I wonder where Guzmi is. Nabila now wants to know if Nikki has forgiven her for being muy sexy with Guzmi, and Nikki tells her fogetabouit Game over. She is forced to have him as her bodyguard, that's it, that's all, OKAY???? Nikki doesn't  like him anymore, he dates maids, smells like cheap perfume and he's a loser. She doth protest too much is what I think, Anyhoo, now Angel has come in and of course Nabila,the little slut, wants to know who this handsome man is, hmmm. Oh it's Nikki's Mama's bodyguard she says. Nabila thinks that Nikki's mama must have some type of casting call in picking out bodyguards, but Nikki says her Mama ain't like that, she doesn't pick them for sexiness, not like Nabila. So Nabila thinks the Angel ain't half bad and wants to go have some fun with him. Nikki warns her that Angel is married, but Nabila don't care. So Nabila gets up to get to know the Angel but before she does she tells Jen and Denise that Nikki is sooo done with Guzmi. The Angel comes into the pool area, and of course Nabila jumps right on that, and intros herself to the Angel. She asks doesn't the Angel get bored watching all the time, he says no he gets paid for it, and then Nabila wants him to swim with her. He can't, he's working and she likes men armed to the teeth and Angel tells her he only has white weapons, which would be his akido, but she doesn't get it, She thinks a white gun would be cool. So she remarks he works out, all of her flirting plan, he does and then she says good to have muscle cause what would happen is someone fainted and then all of a sudden she does, but we in Viewerville know what she is really up to, tryn' to seduce the Angel of course. Nikki is looking on and not liking what she is seeing. So of course, Nabila the little slut, fakes a faint, while the Angel catches her and Nikki just shakes her head. Well the saints be praised cause here comes Ms Vikki to the rescue. Nabila of course "wakes up" and tells Ms Vikki, she is just checking out the bodyguards cause she wants one for herself, and Ms Vikki tells Angel that Nabila likes to play pranks. Poor punked Angel, jus' sayin'. So Ms Vikki wants to know when Angel is leaving to go see his wifey pooh, and he has to tell her he is waitin'for Dances to come back, when in walks Manho of course, who is taking perverse pleasure in poor Angel having NO TIME WITH HIS WIFE, doncha know. Manho wants to know if there is any news, as he puts that smarmy arm around Ms Vikki, as in, this is mine. no touchy,no huggy, get away. Angel says no, but things are fine. And Ms Vikki tells the Angel that Jean Marie is preparing a barbeque for lunch. And Manho is just suckin up to Ms Vikki and the Angel is going to  go. Now guess who has come to lunch,anyone in Viewerville wanna guess?????? It's Kendho of course! The Angel and Manho are very surprised and Ms Vikki is jus' smilin' away, and here is where we end this epi.

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Kendho has pushed Manho onto his and Ms Vikki's bed. What are they doing in there??? And who spies with their little eye??? Tune in Martes to find out!!!!!

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