Caray, Caray!

Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman, this epi had some nice friendships in it, I must say. Isn't it great that the Angel and Ms Vikki are such great friends, always there for each other. The kitchen staff also, Polita, Tomasina, and Jean Marie and now we can add Lili to that list, they treat her sort of like family. So sweet. And also this developing friendship with Pau Whiner and Cris. Who knew? Pau Whiner is holding some powerful info she could tell Cris. Will she spill what she knows and why? Only time will tell. There is the wonderful friendship with Guzmi and the Angel. Nikki even has a friend, her wonderful Mama, but Nikki really needs a friend her own age. Someone she can confide in, that isn't like her shallow friends and especially not like Nabila the skank. Then there is Bea and her friendship with Cris and Lili, wonderful relationship they have. We will have to see if all these friendships survive, change, or if friends become enemies. Now on to the recap.

A Woman is like a tea bag- You never now how strong she is until she gets into hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt

So we start this epi with Ms Vikki leaving the house with the chantaje pasta , (Ed Note: chantaje means blackmail and pasta is a Spanish slang, used in Spain for money, like we use benjamins, moola, bread, etc.) and Ms Vikki is out of the door.

Puchis and Kendho are dressing all in black, with ski masks to boot, to pick up that chantaje pasta and they will be traveling by motorcycle to the pick up point. They will be getting 40,000.00 bucks for this effort.

Gilda on the phone with Pau Whiner. So Pau Whiner tells Gilda the breakup with Anibal is permanent, she is sad, Gilda tells her time heals all wounds, and Pau has a mis planes now, and that is telling the truth. She wants to start with Cristina Corona, and how they have developed a nice friendship, who knew, and that she wants to tell her she is really the daughter of Anibal Balvanera and that she has two sisters, Ms Vikki and Adriana! Oh, noes from Gilda, is she sure bout this? Oh, Pau Whiner is very sure! Will Pau Whiner tell Cris the truth? We'll get back to that.

So now we have Adriana, she the famous photographer, is the one that was taking those pics yesterday, while hiding in the bushes by the pool. The first pic she has is of her niece Nikki. She says Nikki is so pretty. Then she has another pic of Nikki with Guzmi, and Adriana is puzzled by why Nikki has a bodyguard when Ms Vikki never wanted security. Now she is looking at a pic of Lili and wonders who she is? Now Adriana has a pic of Anibal, her Papi, and she is very pithed, and says everyone always thought he was so perfect and faultless, but she will expose him for the real a$$hat, he is.

Now we have Lili in the hot house, talking to a plant she has called Cordelia that she is staking up, cause the plant is sad, when all of a sudden, Lili has the sharp pain in the tummy she gets when her Papi is in trouble, oh, noes!

Jean Marie in the kitchen with Tomi, lamenting that Odiodette is a rival of Ms Vikki, oh, no say it ain't so. She doesn't seem the type. She can't be evil, oh noes, lol. Jean Marie thinks he has bad luck, and Tomi wants him to do something for her? What would that be? He'll give Tomi a hand, with whatever she needs, not your hands she says, your feet, make like a bakery truck and haul buns, lol. Nah, but she did tell him to go. In other words, Tomi vants to be alone, so does Jean Marie, and he tells her the same and goes off saying nobody cares! So now the Angel has returned and tells Tomi, good afternoon. Not so good for Tomi, and the Angel wants to know what's up? Well, Ms Vikki will kill Tomi for telling, but you remember that video, that great fun video, to which the Angel replies, what video, there ain't no video, what video, yeah, Tomi says, that one. The Angel is oh so horrified that Tomi saw it, but she tells him not exactly and then she tells the Angel where Ms Vikki went and the Angel is upset she went alone, and Tomi tells him the guy threatened Ms Vikki if she brought a bodyguard this guy would kill them both. So the Angel is upset, Ms Vikki went alone. Oh, and Tomi told the Angel this guy claimed to have the original video. Anyhoo, Angel wants to go after her, doesn't want her to go alone and he doesn't want anything to happen to Ms Vikki. Tomi just happened to write the directions down and gives them to the Angel and he goes after Ms Vikki.

So now Cris has arrived at Pau Whiner's apartmento. The Super had a message for Cris that Pau wanted to see her. What Pau Whiner has to say to Cris can't be heard by anyone else, Ruh Roh. Well, Cris says she was alone, Angel at work, Lili too, Bea at work, Guillo with his horrid Papi and Pau Whiner invites Cris in. Cris think she knows why Pau Whiner invited her down, she made up with Anibal didn't she? Cris says that her and Angel thought those kisses of theirs were so passionate, not so much they were goodbye kisses. Pau Whiner tells Cris she is depressed, and in moments of crisis you re-evaluate your life. Cris wants to know what she is gettin' at, and then thinks it's cause Pau Whiner is the BFF of Bea's Mama, it's a small world heh? So Pau Whiner tells Cris that she got close to Cris, not cause she' s a good neighbor, but cause she wanted Cris to meet Victoria Balvanera's relatives. Que Que What from Cris! We'll come back to this little chat.

So now we see Ms Vikki, in her trusty white SUV, at that empty lot, while Dances and Kendho, are hiding behind a concrete wall thingy, ski masks on, just a watchin' her. Ms Vikki gets out of the SUV, with the bag of pasta, and proceeds to that rusted out barrel. Lo, and behold, on top of that barrel is a note that says leave the money inside the barrel and move the stone in front of the barrel. Ms Vikki looks all around her, Kendho is watching her, and Ms Vikki takes that pasta outta her bag, it's in a shopping bag, the pasta that is, and places it in the barrel. Then Ms Vikki lifts the tile and there is that DVD, she opens it up, to make sure it's in there, and there it is with the title, Hot Video, oh boy! While the eyes of Kendho are boring a hole in Ms Vikki, she gets back into her SUV and goes. So Kendho tells Dances that Ms Vikki is going and that now she is gone. Puchis (Dances) goes toward the barrel to retrieve the pasta. He is lookin' all around him makin' sure noone sees him. He kicks that barrel over, retrieves the pasta, and runs a little ways off. He opens that shopping back, gets some of the pasta out and smells it and says he loves the smell of money. Well, looky here, what have we got? We have got one Big Avenging Angel, doncha know. The Angel sneaks up behind Dances and whacks him right upside the head. Kendho sees this and curses the damned karate ranchero for showing up here. So now it is hand to hand combat, akido moves, and Angel manages to get Dances down on the ground. Kendho watching from a distance looks like she needs some Poise Pads now, cause she looks like she is gonna pee her pants, jus' sayin', anyhoo, Dances throws dirt in the Angels eyes and gets up. So Dances pulls a knife, Ruh Roh. Dances is trying to cut the Angel and Angel knocks it out of his hand. So Angel manages to get him down on the ground again, Kendho watches and the Angel is trying to take that mask off to see who this blackmailer is. Dances is fighting hard to keep that mask on his face. So here comes Kendho, right behind the Angel with some rebar and whacks him not once but twice in the head. Oh Noes!!!! He is down for the count. There is a bodyguard down, I repeat a bodyguard down. The Angel is bleeding from the head, Kendho tells Dances he owes her one, and he says let's get outta here, and they run to the bike and go, leaving poor Angel on the ground, bleeding from the head!

So now we have Ms Vikki, on her way back home, driving her SUV and she calls Tomi and says she paid the ransom for this DVD and now has it and she can breathe now. Well Tomi thanks Dios for that and what about the Angel? What about the Angel, Ms Vikki wants to know, and Tomi tells her he left to find Ms Vikki. So Ms Vikki is going to turn around and go look for the Angel.

So now we are back to Cris and Pau Whiner. Cris thinks that Pau Whiner thinks that Cris is some kind of relative of Vikki's since she lives here, not on your life. Pau Whiner takes this time to serve up some alcohol. It's the same orange liquer Anibal gave her at the Balvanera manse. Anyway, Cris asked if she resembles Ms Vikki, pobrecita, if only she knew! Pau Whiner tries to answer her, but Cris is just a chattering on. Cris claims she is a chatterbox cause she is alone most of the time, Pau Whiner likes her personality, Pau Whiner admits she is more reserved and Cris is just a drinking throughout this and even slops her drink into Pau Whiner's plant, lol. Cris saluds! Pau as being her friend in the big city, her one and only friend, and besides she has a way for Pau to get back with Anibal. Pau says it's impossible, but Cris doesn't think it is impossible and besides Pau just can't have wasted twenty years with Anibal for nothing. Cris thinks that if Pau becomes friends with Ms Vikki, problem solved, no? Cause Cris thinks if she becomes friends with Ms Vikki, Vikki will see what a nice person she is and will see how good she would be for Anibal, and Ms Vikki is the only one standing in the way, si? Ah, not so much, she has a sister Adriana too. Cris didn't know Ms Vikki has a sister, and besides she is a famous photog that has been living in Europe, she has been estranged from Anibal all that time and it's due to Pau and some other stuff that happened. Well, Cris thinks maybe Adriana and Ms Vikki, just don' t get along, but no that isn't it. They are very close in fact. Well Cris can't get the fact that Adriana never visits Ms Vikki and has stayed away all these years cause if she had a sister, they would do things together, she would be godmother to Lili, etc. Cris doesn't think Ms Vikki cares about Adri in other words. Well, Pau tries to tell Cris she has something really important to tell her, but Cris is still goin' on about Ms Vikki, how if she WAS her sister, she wouldn't want her as one, she can't stand Ms Vikki, yadda, yadda, you get the drift. We'll get back to this.

So Polita and Lili are in the hot house and Lili is still having that pain. Polita wants to know if she wants some tea for it, but Lili says no. Polita completely understands this stomach ache for when something bad is goin' on, cause she has one too, cause Guzmi is havin' a bebe with Nikki, and she lost him before she "had" him and she cries on Lili's shoulder. Lili tells her not to cry and in walks Guzmi who wants to know what is going on. Polita gives him grief about havin' that bebe with Nikki, doncha know. Guzmi wants to know who told her, well Lili steps up and says she did, cause she heard it from Nikki herself. He then tells the girlz it was a joke played by Nikki and not true. They are both very happy and Polita goes and hugs Guzmi, really tight.

So Ms Vikki has made it back to where the Angel is, in that empty lot. She parks the SUV, and is calling his name, and looking all over for him. After some more calling for him, she spies him on the ground, out for the count and runs to him. So she comes to him, holds his head, looks all around and tries to get him to respond. Nothing. We'll come back to them.

So back to Pau Whiner and Cris. Cris says she can see in a way, but Cris is an only child as is Lili, she didn't have anymore children and Pau has two. Cris wants Pau to get her act together, cheer up and win Anibal back. Pau is trying to still tell her why she asked her down, but Cris now realizes she didn't make anything for lunch, she has ironing to do, starts to go, goes back for her keys and is out the door. Oh, as Cris is going out the door, she tells Pau she'll have to tell her whatever it was laterz. So now Pau is all alone and says she just couldnt' tell Cris that Cris is Ms Vikki's sister!

So now here is Kendho and Dances on the motorcycle and Dances is stopping on the side of the road. Kendho wants to know if it is for ice cream to celebrate??? Not so much, Dances wants to call an ambulance for the Angel on his cell phone, who knew. So Dances does have a conscience. Kendho grabs that cell phone and tells him just to let that ranchero die. Dances has a cara-de- im-pac-ada look on his face!

So we are back to Ms Vikki and the Angel and she is still trying to get him to respond! She loosenes his tie, and feels the pulse on his neck. He's alive and she is so happy, she thanks Dios. So she is still trying to get him to respond, he's groaning a bit and she grabs him by the arms, trying to pull this Big Angel to the SUV, why hasn't she called 911 jus' sayin' Anyhoo, she gives up trying to pull him. She has figured out he is much too big. So finally she gives that up and the Angel is now saying, he can't move and his head aches, so Ms Vikki searches the Angel and comes up with his cell phone. Ms Vikki tells the Angel to calm down, she calls an Operator and has her put Ms Vikki thru to a hospital to call an ambulance for the Angel and she tells the operator to hurry!!!

So now back to the bike and Dances and Kendho. Dances is reprimanding Kendho and tells her they may be blackmailers but not killers, especially him, he can't go for that. She tells him sometimes you have to put your morals aside especially for this idiot that has foiled all their mis planes, already! Well, Dances doesn't like that and tells her that the Angel is NOT A BAD PERSON, who knew???? He does have a conscience!!!! Kendho, behind Dances, wiggles his ears for him and tells him he is gettin' old cause his heart is soft. Well, he tells her that she is losing her brains, so there!!! So after this little argument, they go on their way.

So now we are back to Ms Vikki and the Angel. Ms Vikki calls Tomi again and tells her how she found the Angel and Tomi blames herself. Tomi thought Ms Vikki was gonna chew her out. Ms Vikki tells Tomi, the Angel doesn't look good and she has called an ambulance and Tomi tells her to call back when she gets to the hospital and she hopes the Angel will be ok. Ms Vikki hangs up and tells the Angel the ambulance is coming and to just hang on. Ms Vikki tells him he is a strong man, and to just hold on!

Now we have a little face to face chat on the cell phone with Nikki and Nabila. Nikki tells Nabila that her Moms is really mad at her for that little preggers joke she played on Guzmi, and now Nabila wants to know what happens to Guzmi. Oh, he stays! Moms gave him the choice should he stay or should he go? So Nabila isn't happy, cause she doesn't get Guzmi for herself and wants Nikki to admit she has feelings for Guzmi. Nikki is like Nah, he is less than zero to Nikki, she could care less. Got that??? Yeah, Nabila's got that.

Oh, noes, here we have Leo the low, taking Guillo to an amusement park, they go on the bumper cars and having a good ole time, even some cotton candy!

So now we have Dances and Kendho in Kendho's apartmento. Kendho is wearing one of those dresses where you say to yourself, I see London, I see France, well, you get the drift. They are going to split that pasta, doncha know. Kendho already has plans for her half. Yeah they are splitting it 50/50. She plans to buy lingerie, clothes and some spa time. She just has to be all that for Nilson Brizz, doncha know. Well Dances tells her she doesn't have Ms Vikki's class. Ms Vikki is a real lady, and Kendho, well Kendho is ya know, a ho! But Kendho, says it serves her well in bed, doncha know and besides they can make a toast to nobody being hurt, what does he say, she wants to celebrate. So she goes to an ice bucket has a chilled bottle of champagne in it, pops the cork and giggles. Dances is still worried, who knew, about the Angel. He thinks the Angel is either hurt or disabled and then the door bell rings. Who could it be now??? So it is Nilson of course. So Dances is shoving that pasta in his jacket, and he wants to getta outta there, so he will go hide and then go out the back way, toodles, while Kendho gets rid of the champagne, hides some of her pasta in a box on the coffee table and then some under the sofa, and then gets rid of that bag the pasta came in and then opens the door to Nilson. So now Nilson wants to know what took her so long, should he have called, his meeting ended early and he thought he'd drop on by, should he give Dances a call to come pick him up???? So Kendho says for what? The only danger he is in is from her lovin', yuk and double yuk as they go in for the kissies.

So now we are back with Tomi in the kitchen and Polita and Lili come in, and Polita wants permission to walk Lili to the bus stop. It's ok with Tomi but it'll be dark soon, so hurry up. Lili asks Tomi if she has heard from her Papi, cause she tried to call and got no answer. Tomi tells her, her Papi is with Ms Vikki, probably busy, Guzmi is in the kitchen too, and Lili also mentioned that stabbing pain in her tummy, with one that always comes with something is wrong with Papa. Tomi will make  sure  he calls her, when she sees him, and just go already. So Polita and Lili go,and now Guzmi senses something so isn't right and wants Tomi to fess up, what is goin' on??? She tells Guzmi something really bad and it's all her fault, when the phone rings. It's Ms Vikki with an update from the hospital, they just got there. Tomi wants to know what the doctors are sayin' about Angel, how is he, is it bad, hopefully nothing bad and keep her updated and here is Guzmi and she passes him the phone. Ms Vikki tells Guzmi listening closely to what I am telling you.

So now Ms Vikki is in the waiting room of the hospital when the Doc comes in with images from the Cat Scan they did of the Angel. Ms Vikki wants to know how the Angel is. The Doc shows her the Cat Scan, no damage to the neck or the head. And is she Mrs. Angel??? What's with the twenty questions, does she have to sign anything, is there a problem? Well, nah, not so much, he keeps calling her name, that is Victoria right? He even called her name when he was unconscious, doncha know. Ms Vikki can't believe it and kinda smiles.

Now we have Lili and Cris and they are folding laundry. Cris is saying she wishes that Pau had told her about Bea's mom, ya know where she lives, blah blah. Well, Lili wants to know why Cris doesn't just ask Bea herself. Well, Cris can't ask Bea, cause it would be like rubbing salt in a wound, that's not so good for a mother a son considers dead, she just can't ask Bea that, oh noes. Now Lili wants to know where Guillo is, with his Papa, and Bea let Leo the Low have Guillo to spend some time with him, Leo is a hard butt, and rather than fight with him, maybe spending some time with his son, will lighten Leo up, we in Viewerville aren't holding our breath. So Bea comes in about this time and they ask her how she is and how was her first day? Just great but she is pooped out. So Cris says hey since Guillo is with his Papa tonight, why don't you go out Salsa dancing??? She might meet Mr. Mysterious Salsa Dancer, ya know the one you danced with the other night??? Bea puts the kibosh on that cause even though she and Leo the Low are separated, she is still married after all. Her reason for being is her son, doncha know, even though the dancing was fab with this guy.

So now we have Leo the Low and Guillo, and Guillo is flying like a plane in Leo's arms. So Guillo tells Leo it is time for his math homework and he has alot and Leo the Low, who really is Low, says no worries, he will do that math homework for Guillo! He also tells Guillo he is a wiz at math. So Leo the Low goes to the backpack, takes out the homework and sees the first one Guillo did is wrong, as he is about to fix the problem, Guillo tells him to stop! He cant' cheat he must do this homework himself. It's the rule of the secret agent, it's rule number six ya know, mustn't cheat, must be honest and avoid deciet, and now Leo the Low wants to know if his Tio Frankie told him this? Of course he did. Leo the Low advises his son that world doesn't exist, when the phone rings. It is Bea of course and Leo is soooo glad to hear her voice, can I hurl now, she really just has called to talk to Guillo, so Leo passes the phone, Guillo tells her about his day, going to the amusement park, and he even bought his Mama some cotton candy, awww, Bea is happy he had a great day, remember to finish his homework, brush his teeth and say a prayer to his Guardian Angel, so sweet. So she tells Guillo she loves him very muchly and Guillo wants to know and Daddy too???? She sends him a big kiss and then hangs up and she cries. She loves her son so much, but Papi, meh, not so much.

So now we are in the hospital with Ms Vikki and the Angel. He has got this huge neck brace on, that isn't on quite right, it is askew, so to speak and he wants to know what happened, and Ms Vikki tells him to be calm, he is gonna be ok. He gives her grief about going to the pasta drop alone, they are in this together, doncha know, she didn't want him to be killed if she had brought him along, and what happened today made her see that he is at great risk working for her. She also told him she got that DVD back too. Well can you see where this is going Viewerville? So now she tells him the Angel shouldn't be her bodyguard and she is firing him!!!! Que, Que What???? Fired says the Angel, fired????? Well, he ain't goin, has she got that??? He ain't leaving her!!!!! Does she hear him or what??? He was also sitting up, after she told him to lay down, when he told her he is sooo not leaving her. They smile.

So now we are in the kitchen of the Balvanera Manse and what have we here??? Oh, looky, it is Dances in his white shoes, white pants and a nice royal blue shirt, just a dancing to Salsa music, doing his moves when Tomi walks in. Tomi wants to know why he's dressed to go dancing and shouldn't he be with Nilson?? Well, Nilson gave him the night off and he is gonna enjoy himself, but Tomi puts the kibosh on that, Dances is the only bodyguard in the house and he can't be havin' no time off, doncha know. So he wants to know where everyone is. Well, the Angel is out with Ms Vikki, Zambrano isn't there yet, Guzmi is out and that leaves ole Dances. So now in comes Nikki all dressed up and about to go out, and she wants to know where Guzmi is, well he is doing something for Ms Vikki and don't ask her what Guzmi is doin' cause she doesn't always know what Ms Vikki gets people to do, in other words, she is covering up, but Nikki doesn't know that. So now Nikki is gonna jack Dances to go with her, and hurry up and change cause they ain't goin' to no carnival, lol. He tries to finish his coffee, but Nikki is doin' a countdown, like he better hurry up, so he goes to change. Now Tomi is asking Nikki if Ms Vikki meted out some sort of punishment after that tasteless joke she played on Guzmi? Well not so much, her Mama Vikki, told her off, and Sha La La, Sha La La, she told her she wouldn't ever do that again, ya know, lie like a rug and that was it. Well, Tomi thinks that Ms Vikki is way too easy on Nikki and that she would have taught her a lesson she would never forget. Now Nikki wants to know what that would have been? Well change your bodyguard of course!!! Cara de im-pac-tada de Nikki and here is where we end this epi.

Avances:

Angel in the hospital saying he doesn't remember a thing!

Nikki and Dances go to Kendho's place and Nilson is still there and Nikki wants to know what her Snappi Papi is doin' with Kendho!

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