Caray, Caray!

Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman. Tonight we have a really fun epi, truly. Angel gets his acting chops on, Kendho has to participate, Nikki backslides a bit, Leo is a low down dirty, rotten, lying liar, the on again, off again date for Betty, Guzmi and Polita get their dance on, and Nikki and Dances show up too. Want to know more. Well, sit back, grab your Baileys and enjoy the recap, jus' sayin.

So we start this epi with Polita bein' so excited about going out with Guzmi, it's on her this time, and Lili warning Polita she could be hurt.

So we are in the studio, at M.I., with Angel and Ms Vikki and the male model for this commercial ain't showing up, which puts Ms Vikki in a bind. So she has this idea, she is the creative director for M.I. after all, and decides that Angel will do nicely, doncha know. Well, Angel tries to tell her, he can't do this, too much involved. Ms Vikki tries to explain to him it's really easy, change clothes, memorize some lines and you are good to go. No go from the Angel. Ms Vikki begs, she pleads, she whines, she cries, she'll lose lots of money, like in the millions, it's the Arno account after all, he remembers the elevator incident surely??? Even the assistant has taken a pic of the Angel with his IPad to show how photogenic the Angel is. Nothing is working on the stubborn Angel, so Ms Vikki says that's ok, and she goes, crying the whole time, but the Angel runs right after her and he feels riddled with guilt and finally caves, even though he doesn't think he'll be very good at it. He'll do it, she can count on him.

Meanwhile, Kendho is in the makeup room at M.I., just a gettin' all gussied up for the photo shoot and Mabel, the makeup artist is informing her the male model didn't show. Que pena! So Kendho, who planned this little shennigans, asks we'll what am I supposed to do now, Hmmmm??? The makeup artist doesn't know of course.

Ok, so now back to Nikki pooh, who is sadly thinking to herself that slimy gorilla, known as Guzmi, has so betrayed her, she shouldn't have trusted him, blah, blah. So now she is on the bed with her little box of chocolates and there is a knock on the door, and Guzmi calls out to Nikki. He wants to talk to her. No go from Nikki, she so doesn't want to talk to him. He tells her to stop acting like a spoiled little brat, er, girl, and she tells him she'll treat her servants the way she wants to and as a matter of fact, she is gonna call Zambrano, the other hottie bodyguard and have Guzmi removed from her door. Is that clear??? So he says Crystal and he won't bother her and she replies she wants to be left in peace, so leave her alone, okay???? She has still been knoshing on those chocolates and crying the whole time. Well, now Guzmi goes and she starts to have a hurling incident and runs to the jake! (Ed Note: Ok, I like to use corny phrases and corny humor, please excuse. So what is a jake you ask? Well, I saw a movie a long time ago called the "Orphan Train", it was about orphans or children to be given up for adoption that were from big cities. They were put on a train to take them out West, where they were to be adopted out to farmers and others that couldn't have children. One of the children called the potty the jake and it has stuck ever since.).

Ok, back to the commercial, and the Angel is lookin' kinda nervous and flubs a couple of lines, but all in all it is going well. Ms Vikki is doing a run through with the Angel for this commercial. It is evidently about an anniversary. They toast with some dark red wine, they are expected to drink, well Angel isn't drinking that, and also the Angel isn't pleased, doncha know. The director is having a cow, his name is Renato by the by. Anyhoo, Angel is having a problem with the flowers, they don't SMELL, they have no odor and what kinda anniversary is this anyhoo???? They have to have a smell, doncha know. CUT, CUT, from Renato. Renato wants Angel to follow the script, be natural, relax some and don't interrupt. Renato is being very short, and rude to the Angel. Love Renato's "luke" though, all wild and crazy hair. So Angel tells him not to talk at him like at! Lower your tone! Ms Vikki intervenes and tells Renato to be nice to the Angel, he is so doing them a favor, doncha know! So he agrees to be easier on the Angel and now wants to know where the female model is, that would be Kendho. Well, she is gettin' her hair done. Now Angel is worried he really isn't right for this, and Ms Vikki tells him to look over his lines again, he'll be fine. The Angel is worried, he is sweating and he so ain't cut out for this. Ms Vikki just wants him to relax, but how can he when Renato screams at him. Well, how can Ms Vikki help him? Well the Angel wants a little bitty change. He hates red wine and could they get rid of that and change it up to sparkling cider, I am assuming this is like Asti Spumanti. He likes that better. Well, done and done. So now they have replaced the flowers too, now they are roses and boy is the Angel pleased, but he isn't pleased with Renato, who wants the Angel to stop looking like he is reading and look like he is in love, ya know, act like it. He wants Angel and Ms Vikki to go through another run through, and where the hell is that other model (Kendho) and what the hell is taking her so longggg! There was a problem with the suits. Well, we find out this commercial is for Arno suits. The Pret a Porter kind (off the rack) in other words. They are a style in motion. So this is basically the script, thanks for the flowers, you always remember our anniversary, everyday I am more in love with you, I love the way you dress, it must be the Arno suits cause they are custom made, the pret-a-porter collection of Arno suits that are style in motion and then the narrator's voice will chime in and then you kiss, right here. Shut the front door Irene, cause, wait for it, the Angel wants to know if he has to kiss Ms Vikki, no ,not her, the model, oy vey, jus' sayin'.

So Puchis has come to see Kendho. Seems like Furry Fornicator has gone out to lunch with some client who is very well guarded and he didn't need Puchis. So Puchis thought he'd come by. Well, Kendho is happy he's there cause then he can help carry the gurney, with Angel of course. Not with Angel on it, but Ms Vikki, cause she is just gonna collapse when she finds out the male model took a hike. Well, Puchis accuses her of bribing one Dante Bonelli to stop him from showing up for the shoot. Oh, noes she didn't. Well, why would she do that, cause if she did, she wouldn't get paid, doncha know. Well, now there is a knock in the door and it's a person with the suits for women.



Back to the commercial! So now Angel is adamant. It's past the stage of shut the door Irene, it is more like Bar the Door, Don't eva open it Linda!!!! Angel cannot be kissin' on some woman not his wife, not only no, but hell no! As a matter of fact, a kiss is a caress of the soul! (I want to meet this writer, what a way with words, jus' sayin'). So now Angel wants some water, and they all take a break. Ms Vikki asks to speak to Renato, he can't catch a break today and asks him to cut the kiss. Well, Renato informs Ms Vikki she'll have to inform the Arno's she wants that cut, cause they are the ones that wanted that, Ruh Roh!

Boo Hiss here comes the bad part of the epi. Betty is answering the phone and it is that lyin' liar Leo of course and he wants her to guess who is calling. As if, the poor woman doesn't know. Personally, I would have taken the handset, banged it on the desk a couple of times, yelled bad connection, and hung up. I've done that, it works! So Betty asks him what he wants. She called to remind her he gets Guillo today. Well, fine and dandy, her Papa Felipe will pick Guillo up from school and will drop him on by Leo's house, not just Leo's house, her house too Cachita! Can't stand him. Where is that cast iron skillet! Till death do us part, cachita! Well she informs him in the morning she will come by and take Guillo to school. Don't bother Leo tells her, he'll take Guillo. Click. So now Betty is very upset and here comes Dances to soothe her. Wants to know if it was bad news? Well, Guillo is spendin' the night at his father's and it makes her sad, she will miss him. Well, Dances says no worries you will see him tomorrow and he has a cure for what ails her, he'll be free the rest of the night, after this shoot and how about going dancing with him, she promised to be his dance partner. Well, she'd love to, but she really can't cause she's still married to the lyin' liar even if they don't live together anymore, que pena!

So now we are back to the commercial. A woman approaches our Angel to do a touch up doncha know, as in make up, y'all. He freaks out, men don't do make up, no siree Bob they don't! People will know!!!!! They'll see!!!!! People will make fun of him. Ms Vikki has to intervene and tell him, it's normal in this bidness to do some er, beautifying so to speak, ya know hides some flaws, well Make up is for women, it is not manly, so to speak! This will unman him, lol. He'll be stained by this foreva! Ms Vikki is having to ask him pretty please again! And here comes Kendho. So she tells Vikki she is ready to go. Ms Vikki wants to know what the hell took her so long. Well, Kendho wants to know why she's gettin' yelled at, yell at Dante Bonelli, he's the one that didn't show. Well, guess what, the commercial is going forward, and guess second what, Dante has been replaced and guess third what????? The Angel has replaced Dante, cara de impactadas de Angel y de Kendho!!!!! We'll get back to them.

So now we have a little meet with Guzman, Francisco and Guzman, Felipe ya know Papi and son in front of the Balvanera manse. Frankie thinks there is something wrong, like Felipe might have gotten in bad with the big bad Turk again, but nah, not so much. Felipe hasn't been in a casino in a while and plans to keep it that way. Frankie is happy, no the reason Felipe has come to see Frankie, is well, Frankie's Mami. Felipe has been talkin' to her, and well a little meet between a boy and his mother can't be all bad. She wants her son back. Well, Frankie is pithed and Felipe wants him to calm down, well Frankie is calm alright, but his Mama is dead to him, never forget it, tell her so, and that's it he has gotta get back to work.

Now we have a happy Cris who has come to see Pauwhiner, of course. Cris has given Pauwhiner an addy to go to on the morrow for a new job! Pauwhiner is like this is Ms Vikki's addy. Well, yeah, Cris already talked to Tomi and guess what Pauwhiner gets the job as the new piano teacher, who knew! Well, Pauwhiner is worried about the scene she made there, remember her little fainting and wanting to be truthy? Well, Cris blows that off, says well, hey they probably already forgot and besides you can kill two birds with one stone. Ya know ya still got it bad, for Anyballs and you get a job. Remember if ya wanna get that man back ya work a little, ok, she didn't say that, but hey it's true. Anyhoo, like the old saying goes outta sight, outta mind, so get hoppin' already. Besides ya know you want him back. Pauwhiner just don't know. Cris advises her to give it another shot, can't hurt!

So now we have Jean Marie and Polita in the kitchen and Polita is talkin' bout her lurrrvvvve for the Blondie (Guzmi) and Jean Marie says ah, amor! So Polita is dancing around, lying on the floor when Nikki comes in. She asks if Polita is ok, at least, and wants to know where her and Guzmi are going. A place not too far away, its another karioke place. Nikki doesn't like Polita's singing and besides the people at the place will be deaf by the time Polita is done singing. Jean Marie is like not so much, she's great at singing. Nikki still thinks that Polita's singing is pathetic!

So now on to Betty and Felipe, Betty misses her little Guillo and Felipe misses him too. Betty is afraid that Leo the Lyin' Liar is turning Guillo against Betty and putting ideas in his head. Felipe thinks this could be true. Leo the Lyin' Liar is taking advantage of Guillo. Betty is worried that now Leo knows where she works and when his jealousy is ramped up he'll come to M.I. and cause problems. So now the doorbell rings and it's a visitor with a pizza. Who you ask? Well, it's Dances of course, how sweet. Since she didn't want to go dancing he brought her the pizza so she doesn't have to cook. Awww, I hope he gets redeemed, jus' sayin' how sweet is that!!!! So Felipe tells Betty she outta go dancing, she is, in fact, separated from that lyin' liar, and she outta have some fun. So Dances tells her, look I'll come back later, so you have time to eat and get ready! He'll go to the Balvanera Manse and give the security detail some orders and he'll be back in an hour, Okay???? She'll go but, she has to be back early, has to work tomorrow. It's a deal. Felipe really likes Mr Roca (Dances) he is so much better than that Bastard of a Leo!

Speaking of the lyin' bastard, he and Guillo are at Leo's and Leo is lyin' and lyin'. He tells Guillo he got him some candies, which Guillo wants to share with Mama, but hey, doncha know that mama is gonna do what Grandmama did to Grandpapa. She already left the house, next thing ya know she'll be puttin you in boarding school, but hey let's forget about all this sad news. Ok, I gotta stop here. I want to stick a fork in Leo till he yells and when he does I want to use my big ten inch cast iron skillet on his butt, er head, jus' sayin'. Ok, I can continue, Bailey's is such a soother, jus' sayin'. Anyhoo, Leo professes to love his boy soooo much, yuck. But Guillo can't let it go. Why would Mommy leave. Cause she is gonna do what your Grandma Paula did and go live with another guy! So now Leo the lyin' liar gets the info he wants, with Mr Santino (Dances) Guillo asks? So now Leo knows who Dances is. Guillo says he doesn't like Mr Santino, not one bit! Stick a fork in Leo!!!!

So we are back to the commercial. I guess the Angel got his make up cause he is lookin' might fine, and sooo damn handsome, ok, ok, I know get on with it. He is wearing a fab suit and Kendho is lookin' respectable. The Angel's hair is also slicked back and so now the commercial starts again. I swear they are standing side by side and Action! So the same dialogue as before, but I swear they are lookin' like someone put a broom up their butts or they are constipated, cause I tell you, I ain't gettin the vibe of an anniversary jus' sayin, and now it is clinck the glass time and then, and then...... CUT!!!! So now Angel thinks they gotta do it again, oh noes. He can only do so much. Well, Renato liked it so much, no kiss needed it was just perfect YAY!!!!! and after only 52 takes, doncha know! Hurray it is done! Everyone claps.

So now we have Dances, in his Salsa outfit, dancing around the Balvanera Manse while Tomi looks on. He is way happy, she can tell, and he asks her to guess why. It's a woman of course, is she a soulmate by any chance? And does she like to dance Salsa too. Of course and of course to both. As a matter of fact, he is going out with her tonight and then he grabs Tomi and they dance to that song Besame y Abrazme, they are pretty good, when Nikki comes in to ruin it. There goes Dances' night out. Nikki needs him tonight, she is goin' out, but will compensate him by talking to her Snappy Papi into givin' Dances two nights off and extra pesos for his trouble. He wants to make a call first, but with Nikki nah, when she says go she means go, he can call from the car or when they get there. They go.

So now we have a little meet with Angel and Ms Vikki in her office. They are having a good laugh about that commercial. He is sooo happy it is over and she is happy she met the deadline, or there would have been a lawsuit. Seems this commercial has to hit the airwaves the same time the Arno collection hits the streets. Seems Odiodette is also launching a gentleman's clothing collection and of course Ms Vikki had to beat her to the punch and as a matter of fact Ms Vikki thinks that Odiodette had a hand in Dante not showing his face today. We'll get back to them.

Ok, now we have Polita and Guzman, Francisco in another karaoke bar, and the music is great. Polita is so happy to be out with her favorite blondie. Guzmi can't believe Nikki was so accommodating, and Polita actually tells him to shut it, lol, enjoy himself and besides she'll sing to him all night long, all night, all night, all night long, right by his face to boot. Well, guess who is slummin' in the neighborhood and she calls out to Guzmi and Polita calling them pussy cats and kittens. It's Nikki of course, accidently on purpose coming to this place and she has brought her swim instructor, Jordie. Guzmi he already knows and gets introduced to Polita as someone that works at Balvanera Manse. So Jordie is gonna sing, Polita wants to sing too, Polita and Guzmi dance the blues, well not the blues, but they do dance. Nikki sits at the table and orders champagne, just until Jordie is done singing. So now Dances takes the opportunity to call Betty and tells her he can't make it to dance tonight. He tells her he is working and can't make it. She is bummed but completely understands, they can do it another time, dance that is, hey had to put that there, and she'll see him at work tomorrow.

Back to the office with Ms Vikki and Angel. They are still yukking it up about the commercial. Angel is worried what Cris is gonna think when or if she sees it. Ms Vikki says she would be proud, and hey, it isn't every day someone can do this without training and another thing, he turned down kissing Kendho. Good thing too cause the Angel would have needed a periodontal cleaning and lots of Listerine. Can't bleach a mouth, jus' sayin'. So Ms Vikki thinks he is the perfect man, oooppssssie, she means Cris has her perfect man. Angel just wants to avoid any more scenes with Cris like the other day. He's had enough of those. So Ms Vikki goes to her purse, and gets that cross out and gives it to the Angel who of course, calls her a lyin' liar, jus' sayin' cause she said she didn't get it fixed. She did get it fixed, she admits she lied, and now she wants him to have it as a peace offering. Peace??? Yeah Peace, they are good now.

So on to Adri and looking at pics. Adri has one of Nikki and she says her crazy niece and then on to a pic of Lili. She says so this is Liliana. She keeps lookin' at that pic.

Next scene, it's of course Lili and Cris. They are talkin' about Adri and how her baby was taken away after birth and how terrible that is. So the Angel calls and first Lili talks to him and gives the phone to Cris who is sooo happy to be hearin' from her man, she misses him so, and those smoochies. Well, he misses her too, had to work overtime, but hey he'll see her soon. Muchos besos. And now the Angel is trying to remove that makeup from his face, and is having trouble. Guess he never heard of Ponds Cold Cream, jus sayin. I hope that wasn't a shirt he is using to remove it cause that will cause a huge Ruh Roh, when Cris sees it.

So now we are back in da club with some drinky poohs and Guzmi's phone rings and it's Betty calling to say hi. She is sooo bored, well not really, but rather lonely. Felipe is out, Guillo is at lyin' liars and she is at odds and ends. She wants to know if she is interrupting something, he says nah, out with a friend at a karaoke place. She was goin' out too but it got cancelled so Guzmi invites her to come out with him and Polita, Polita calls her her SIL, bad Polita. Well Betty doesn't know about the karaoke, she doesn't sing. No matter Polita can and hey it'll get her out, does she want him to come get her.? Nah, she'll take a cab. So he gives her the addy where they are and she goes.

So now on to Adri and Antonio who are having dinner and discussing the same ole same ole, about Anyballs. Antonio thinks that she pushed Anyballs too hard with this inhumane thing he did and in front of the family to boot. She pushed cause she wanted the name of that doctor and thought he would let it slip. Antonio would love to get that info for Adri but unfortunately Anyballs keeps it in the vault that is locked in his head, and he ain't givin that up. No way, no how. Now she wants to know if someone else possibly has this info. Nah, not so much. Then Adri tells Antonio that recently Anyballs moved home cause he's done with the other woman. Yeah, Antonio says and after twenty years to boot. Adri picks up on this, as your recapper did some time ago, and tells Antonio that woman must know something and she asks Antonio where this woman lives, she wants to see her. Here we end this epi.

Avances:

The Angel and Ms Vikki are hiding out in her sanctum sanctorum while Furry Fornicator is lookin for her.

Guzmi and Nikki are in a clinch on the bed in her room when guess who walks in. Tune in Lunes to find out!!!!

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