Friday, June 28, 2013
Amores Verdaderos #162 Thu 6/27/13 Loving You Doesn't Stop Me From Boinking Your Sister
Labels: Amores
Again, Nelson watches the show -- tonight's featuring Anibal faking his heart attack. Nelson was not impressed. Nor was I. Although Anibal probably thinks he deserves an Oscar for that performance.
And, could the writers make us despise Anibal any more? Could the writers make this wicked old goat just get it over with and die? Porfis?
Was anyone else wondering if Imperia might walk in the front door while Bea & Salsero are making out on the couch?
Yay! A Kendra-free episode!
Yay! Guillo did not cry!
Yay! Another Balzac sighting!
I was glad to see Liliana changed out of that blue dress for the cemetery. That dress saw a lot of action and must have been rather … ripe .. by then.
Interesting scene with Guillo & Paula. It sort of creeped me out, because I wondered if the kid will wake up next to a cold, dead grandmother in the morning.
What a terrifically funny recap! There was a lot going on last night.
I wish Lili had listened to her Papa Angel instead of going on assuming things. Too much has been dumped on her too soon. I feel for her, but wish she would have some time to think. Maybe with Adri's help she can see reason.
Poor Angel is now back to being riddled with guilt. I felt so bad for him, crying on Cris' grave. I wish he had remembered what she said to him before she died.
Nikki is Nikki and I wish she weren't so close minded about Lili and Cande, but her moral compass was Anyballs and his philosophy has always been do as I say, not as I do. She really needs to, and I hate to say it, remember her night in that barn with Frankie when she had just gotten married to Roy. Enough said!
Bruna and Joan didn't do anything. He let her have his room, he has another bedroom in the house.
I am glad Betty and Santino got to have some quality time alone. Betty looked more relaxed after all she has been through. I like how Betty was going to clear that table, but Santino told her he would do it. Awwwww.....
Anyballs tried to get Nikki and Lili to bury the hatchet, who knew? And was it any surprise he faked his infarto? Nah, not so much, what a master manipulator. I wonder what else he has up his sleeve?
I was so enjoying "Saturday night at a Head Bangers Ball", "crocodiliciously", "Is it his breath? What is it?" and "Cum By Ya ain’t gonna happen" (my favorite), that I reread this fantastic summary just to savor it again. It flowed so smmothly - you combined everything perfectly.
I'm likely giving credit where no credit is due, but was cagey (yet loathsome) Anibal's "heart attack" plan staged partially to bring Nikki and Lili together?? The reprobate's quick damage control plan was fairly ingenious if he can get his two princesses to stop the physical and verbal sparring (at least for a while)...
I don't believe anything happened with Juan and the orange one. He is really falling for Adri and his impassioned speech to Vicky seemed genuine. Hmmm.
Are we to hope as JA told Lili he "loves" Vicky rather than "loved"? Where the heck is Opalina?
doris, I felt the same way you did about Paula passing away during the night...while it would spare Paula more pain, she needs to say her last goodbyes.
Is anyone sitting with me at the Guillo table? Anyone?
So much to wrap up in a few weeks. Looking forward to some happy endings as well as justice for those who deserve it.
Cynderella, thanks again!!
Diana
Diana
Another high emotion episode, just perfect for your brand of snark. The princesses were really at their worst with each other last night. Anibal is going to have to work up another “heart attack” to get those two to agree to a truce.
I love how Adri never shows any compassion for Anibal when he’s at death’s door. She just wants him to spill the truth already, and then she’s perfectly fine with the old goat kicking the bucket. It’s either death or jail for him, in her book. Ha!
Bet a lot of folks weren’t expecting Carlos to be the voice of reason—saying exactly the things those of us in Viewerville have been thinking about the Vicky-JA-Cris situation. I think he’s starting to be very grateful that he escaped much of the Balvanera family drama by not marrying Vicky all those years ago. But does he really want to dive into it now with Adri?
If I were Lili, I’m not sure I wouldn’t also think that JA is trying to blow smoke up my butt by admitting he sinned in his heart, but didn’t cross the line with Vicky while he was married to Cris. Why all the secrecy now then? And Cris’ body is barely cold in the ground. Bottom line is JA fell in love with another woman, who turns out to be her mother’s sister, while he was married to her mother. This caused her mother great distress and unhappiness, and broke up their marriage before she died. These are the facts. That’s hurtful enough, even if Lili believed that JA and Vicky didn’t sleep with each other before Cris died. This is not an easy fix situation for JA, Vicky and Lili. I feel for all of them.
Finally Salsero got into it with Bea! So nice of Imperia to organize the sceen for them and also arrange to have a convenient couch nearby:)
Nikki is overreacted as allways this time Lilli was really hurt and she kicks her while she's down.
The fake heart attack was Anyball's idea to solve the problems between the girls? He might just needs a couple more of them to bury the hatchet between those two!
Agree that Adri has no pity for Anibal and well she shouldn't! "It’s either death or jail for him, in her book" said it all.
Diana
The title is inspired by Juan Carlos speech to Vicky. During the speech, EVERYONE please correct me if I'm wrong...he says about it not mattering to him that Adrianna and Vicky are sister. Both Adrianna and Vicky give him a funny look. In my opinion, his comment was kind of tacky or unfeeling. Arriaga and Vicky are racked with guilt about their relationship and Adrianna had to be CONVINCED to mess with Juan Carlos. I was tired when I watched, so I could be crazy. LOL
V: I have to accept the decision that JA makes.
C: Fight for him. Don’t do the same thing you did with me.
V: I could fight against anything, except a ghost, the ghost of my sister Cristina.
C: *sigh*
A: It all depends on the circumstances. You didn’t know Cris was our sister, and neither did JA.
C: The two of you don’t have a reason to feel guilty! Even though you and I never married each other, you know how much you meant to me. And that hasn’t been an obstacle to me starting a relationship with your sister Adri.
V: I’m very happy for the two of you, but my case is very different. I fell in love with JA when he was married, and in addition he had a child.
A: I know that for him this is very difficult because of all the years of marriage he had with Cris, and because of Lili, of course. If JA wanted to take a break so that Lili can assimilate the situation, then you would have to accept that, but that isn’t the case.
V: I don’t want to pressure him. When Cris died he will filled with guilt and regret, imagine how he must feel now that he knows the familial relationship between me and Cris.
C: That shouldn’t matter Victoria! Fight for the man you love! Anyway, your relationship with Cris was on other terms. You didn’t even know you were family.
V: But she was my sister. In spite of everything she was, and that’s a reality I can’t deny.
C: Even more than/more important than a familial tie is a great love that exists, in spite of the adversities you’ve had to overcome. Put aside the prejudices and the guilt! Live your love openly!
Praise God, I have to go to the orientation for my new job today, so I will be unavailable for a little long time.
Cynderella
“Guzman observes one of his greatest fantasies coming alive right before his eyes.”
“He passes the guilt stick over to Arriaga.”
”She’s a liar and a grandpa stealer!
So glad Arriaga gave Lili the unvarnished truth – that he fell in love with Vickie while married to Cris but didn’t boink till later. I was afraid he was going to throw in some BS about KendaHo messing with Cris’s mind. Sure, JA and Cris had issues like all couples do but they also had caring, fun, and great sex, but the bottomline, as JA used to say repeatedly, was that in 20 years of marriage he’d never even thought of another woman besides his wife. Anyhoo, I imagine Cris is getting tired of all the anguish at her grave interrupting her afterlife party. Maybe she’s met Heath Ledger up there.
With this off his chest, JA should be able to move on with Vickie. Hope Lili keeps her cool with her new auntie tomorrow.
Cheers to Joan Carlos for pointing out the obvious about no trouble with sisters.
Vivi – ITA “I love how Adri never shows any compassion for Anibal when he’s at death’s door.” She and Odiodette should compare notes.
Ha! word verification wants an umlaut over a vowel. How many people know how to do that? well, I do, but I'm in the minority....
The Polita lie, which Lili confirmed and went along with, did not change the fact that Nikki had married and went off with another man, had let herself believe Kendra's vile lies about Guzman’s character, and that in four long months, she was too spineless to try harder to reach out to Guzman to apologize, tell him about her feelings for him, and to confirm if he was indeed dating Lili or anyone else (as he would have had the right to do). All those things, more than Lili and Polita's lie, kept her and Guzman apart. She needs to get over it, as much as Lili needs to get over her crush on Guzman (which, by the way, she has not mentioned in the last few episodes).
Though Nikki is working as a waitress and knuckling down in Guzman's threadbare depa, she's looking frivolous to me because she really has NO problem. There is no doubt about Guzman's love for her and she can get help from Vickie anytime she likes, for a better job, food, etc. The Balvaneras are loaded. If Lili gets her slice, Nikki wouldn't even miss it.
an episode last night. It was dead on serious, nothing funny at all but still you managed to make us laugh when your recap was read. Cynderella, you're just amazing, I don't know how you do it.
You had several good lines but my favorite was---She tells her father
that she's staying cuz she's a now bonifide, DNA card carrying Ballsvanera.
Oh, and good luck on your new job. I hope that it turns out well for you.
Adri's view---It's either death or jail for him. Well said Vivi.
Also well said is your analysis
on the Cris, JA,Vikki, Lili situation.
Irisz79---Yes, Nikki is not the supersweet princess that the patio crowd thinks or wants to think that she is. Nikki has a real mean streak in her but she will end up friends with Lili in the end---I have to believe it.
the gringo
Besides the unique and terrific (and toned down) recap. I was spewing Mexican Chiapas coffee all over the monitor at your very clever paragraph headings:
--Balzac Demands a Review of His Contract (ITSA--I thought dressing him up like a baby doll was a fancy that had passed.)
--The Kitten Fight (Oh, my, but they weren't just fooling around play-acting, they really had their baby claws out.)
--A Ballsvanera Detects Allotta Bullvanera (You gotta hand it to the old guy--he's a better actor than KendHo when it comes to manipulating family and protecting fortune.)
--Octogenarian Death Grip (This has to be one of the funniest scenes in tn history; attempted murder in slo-mo. The only way Anyballs could ever have come out a winner is if Nil-San had had too much to drink [I wish].)
--Anibal’s Swan Song? Over Adrianna’s Dead Body! (And over Anibal's too.)
--This Isn't the Tanning Booth? (This is a yuck, yuck zinger; Ms OrangeFace, where *is* she sleeping...if JC had a spare bedroom, why didn't he park her there..methinks she's in JC bed and there was a little folderol happening last night; JC is good at compartmentalizing, so he can still be falling for Adri but get off on Bruna--and if I were he, I'd steer clear of anyone named Bruna.)
--Dethroned Princess’ Bedroom (I thought Ex-Princess Nikki was taking it pretty well. She may be living in a hovel and do all of Snow White's work, but she got the Prince and didn't have to sleep in a glass coffin for decades waiting for him.)
--Emergency Room of Allotta Ballsvanera (We've revisited this place too many times. Enough Anibal, fess up or kick the bucket.)
--A Florist without Flowers (How did they get to Santa Rita so quick? Isn't it a couple hours away by bus? I forgot, they are living in Disney's world where pumpkin carriages can fly--oh, wait, wrong fantasy.)
As far as the JA/Vikki/Cris situation is concerned, while Cris and Vikki are related, there isn't any incest going on, but it is very uncomfortable. The reveal could have been handled better, especially with Lili, who still has more tears ahead. As I recall there are passages in the bible where if a brother dies and leaves a widow, another brother marries the widow. We don't have that tradition now, but there isn't anything scientifically wrong with Vikki and JA. Everyone has their own opinion of the morality of what has played out which is fine. I think Cris's jealousy destroyed her (She is a true Balvanera and these girls and their daughters are high strung).
With regards....JMHO
Well I agree, but .....
The thing about the FF/Nelson, right now, is that he is currently our classic 'plot propeller.' His little pearls of information that he is tossing out, along with his "fight"(ha!) with Anibal and thus incurring the faked heart attack, are moving things along so we can wrap up this telenovela.
Lyrics:
Deja la luz encendida,
quiero mirarte desnuda,
ahora no hay ninguna prisa
y te amare de punta a punta.
Palmo a palmo, beso a beso
asi como imaginaba,
solo los dos en silencio
enredados en la cama.
Habia soñado tanto,
este precioso momento
pero esto es lo maximo,
estoy entrando en tu cuerpo.
Siento tu pecho agitado,
y tu vientre como el fuego,
los dos estamos temblando
de pasion y delirio
de amor y deseo.
Abrazame, aprietame,acarciame
y besame
que se queden fundidas tu piel y piel
quiero amarte una vez otra vez y otra vez
Abrazame , aprietame, acariciame
y besame
que del mar de tu cuerpo y quiero beber,
hasta la ultima gota de amor y placer.
Una vez mas te acaricio,
mientras tu piel se estremece,
y se despierta el instinto y otra vez
quiero poseerte.
Siento tu pecho agitado y vientre como el fuego,
los dos estamos temblando de pasion y delirio de amor y deseo.
Well, I vote for the weasel going off a cliff. Nil-soul is becoming increasingly worthless and soulless. Will he be the one to sink that final ship (Lili is Lucia) with those loose, usually lying lips ?
No appearance from that dreadful Ho? Could she really sink to having her own baby murdered ? talk about soulless. I cannot imagine how karma and the writers will deal with her. Disfigurement ? Prison ? death ?
And for all intents and purposes, Arriaga DID cheat on Cristina. His unfaithfulness began the day he gave Vikki those "butterfly" kisses as she was asleep. That is totally cheating - an emotional affair. Sure, Cris was always raging and screaming in jealousy, but she had every reason to do so. He WAS being unfaithful and he WAS paying less attention to Cris, even if he wouldn't admit it to himself. So what if Cris pressured him to take the job? That's not giving him any kind of license to fall for someone else - not with their supposedly solid marriage of more than 18 years.
Thanks for the lyrics Vivi! Yowza! I sent them to my husband for a little translation homework ;D.
Thanks much for the recap Cynderella - a good match for a crazy episode!
I like "The Boinking Balvaneras" LOL!
What a great recap! Thanks!!! I can't even barely comment as I'm still laughing.
But Lili is definately on my last nerve. What a little gold digger!
"Tomi told what she could have sold!" hahahahaha! You're still holding out for that Mexican National Enquirer job I see!!!
So funny! Just your paragraph headings alone are genius. "the florist without flowers"--really clever stuff!
Thanks so much!
Katy
Sorry, much as my sympathy for the Disney Princess because of what is yet to be revealed, I am in agreement with Anon 4:03 that this one is a liar and materialistic. she is also playing jealous for her mom "who didn't get to enjoy the riches of the Ballsvanera. She is already haughty about being a Ballsvanera I can't imagine her dreams coming true that she could get anything once the other truth comes out. I blame the writers for turning her into this kind of protagonist instead of being a sweet Disney Princess with a sad secret. But that is the way they can to make it interesting I guess.
About Nikki, Nikki is Nikki, and she will fight to the end for her man. She has already chosen her man in lieu of the Ballsvanera wealth. Her only concern is they're trying to work on their own and still her father and grandpa are blocking their chances.
I guess in due time the cousins will be sweet to each other. I hope.
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