Saturday, January 17, 2015

Hasta el Fin del Mundo #107 20150116 Chava is a Narcissistic Idiot! The End! Recap Over!

Snob Hill
Daniela agrees to be Dulliver's girl friend!  The two have a celebratory make out session.  Stalker Igor, who has been hovering outside of Daniela's door, barges in and demands to know what Dulliver is doing in Daniela's room!  Daniela wants to know why Igor thinks that he has the right to barge into her bedroom.  Narcissist Greta interrupts the trio and is thrilled to learn that Daniela and Dulliver are now a item.  Igor is not happy since he called "stalker dibs" on Daniela and her family first!  Dulliver will have to die...we can only hope!


Daddy Trek
Meanwhile, the county clerk tells Sophia and Chava that her fake daddy (Cipriano Fuentes) is dead and was buried in a mass grave.  Sophia is devastated because she never got to tell him that he had a wonderful daughter and that she turned out to be smart and pretty.  Chava, the mimbo, believes that she still can.  Oh my Gosh...this is it!  Is Chava going to tell her that Grumpy Paco, and not and alcoholic dirt fert bum is her father?  No! Chava, the mimbo, takes her to a cemetery to visit a mass grave that contains the remains of a man that he has to know or least suspect is not her father.  Chava is a big fat idiot.  He watches her crying and lamenting over the grave of a total stranger.  Chava is an complete idiot!  Gosh, she'd be better off with that lying, cheating, thug Patrick.

Anyways, after she's done sobbing and forgiving an innocent (in this case) dead man for crimes that he did not commit against her, Chava leads her to a chapel where they pray to the Virgin Mary.  While the distraught woman is sobbing before the Virgin's portrait, over her fake father's death, Chava, the mimbo, still doesn't reveal that the dirt fert may not be her sperm donor.  This idiot continues to watch the woman that he "stalks loves" in pain.  She's crying over a dead man that does not share her DNA.  Instead of bringing her certain comfort, he decides to berate her for not trusting him about Flor.  He swears before the virgin that he's never lied to Sophia or cheated on her.  Tell her about Paco, you imbecile!   Sophia tells Chava that she loves him. That's great, but NOW he wants to tell her how much she's hurt him.  Tell her about Paco, you moron!

Anyways, the Bimbo believes the Mimbo and they begin to inappropriately make out in the chapel.  Whatever!  Chava comes to his senses before they get smote by a bolt of lightning for desecrating a church and they move their groping session into the woods.  Yes, where Freddy Kruger and Michael Myers could possible kill them.  Remember, while Blacks, in slasher movies, are killed before the credits roll, Mimbos and Bimbos are usually killed shortly there after. 

Armando's House
Araceli tells Irma that she gave her kisses, caresses and vagina to Chava and now he's pissed at her.  She admits that she took advantage of him when he was wicked wasted.  He was only screaming Sophia's name out during the entire sexual encounter.  How was she to know that he "just wasn't that into her"?  The next morning, when he woke up and found Araceli in his arms, he freaked because she wasn't Sophia.  Irma says that shouldn't matter.  Araceli reaped the benefits even though he was simply using her body while thinking of another woman.  Irma says that Chava will come around.  Araceli is not convinced.  She's also upset that Pedro has returned to Monterrey. 

Slasher Bait
Anyway, back in the woods, Mimbo tells Bimbo that he had sex with Araceli.  Bimbo is outraged!  How dare he have sex with another woman!  Why she only told him 40,000 times that she wanted nothing to do with him.  She even agreed to marry another man.  So what if she rejected his declarations of love on her wedding day?  OK, so she jumped out of moving limousine in order to get away from him and sprinted across four lanes of traffic in a wedding dress?  Who wouldn't?  She had to get to the altar!  Why would he believe that she didn't want him?  So what if she told him that she was going to reset the date for the wedding?  Why would he believe her words and actions?  Read her mind!  Duh!  He should have known that she loved him and remained faithful and true only to her. 

Chava gets down on his knees and begs for her forgiveness...he will die without her love.  Nevermind, these two belong together.   It was better to tell the truth than to lie, he says.  She kinda likes the begging on his knees thing.  I guess she's kind of a narcissist too.  She forgives him and they suck each others lips off again. 

Later, after dark, Mimbo and Bimbo are still walking in the woods. It begins to rain.  They spot an abandoned building and run towards it.  Yes, run there idiots!  Jason is expecting you!

Other News
  • A woman has been following Lucas. 
  • Lucas sees Daniela smooching with Dulliver. 
  • Daniela and Dulliver announce to Lucas and Marisol that they are now an item.
  • The band believes that they should try to get paying gigs.  They will name themselves and Marisol will try to get them booked at Cuco's. 
  • Patrick frantically calls Sophia, but she doesn't pick up.  Fausto will not tell Patrick where Sophia is or who Sophia is with. 
  • Silvana will not tell Patrick that Sophia is with Chava. 
  • Matias arrives for his date with Yovet, but is disappointed to learn that Irais is coming with.


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After seeing Chava's nutless confession in the woods I do believe those two belong together. They are about the same size and can probably wear each others bras and panties. 5he only 5hing I can say to Chava is it did finally eek an "I love you" out of Sofa. Chava you are dumber than a box of rocks. I assume you were covering your ass just in case Araceli is miraculously now preggers. Arrrrhhhh.
 

Cynderella, thank you for the entertaining recap of such a goofy episode. I loved the "mimbo" and "bimbo". Yeah, Salvador has to beg for forgiveness when Sofía was going to marry another guy. If only Jason were expecting them . . . Too funny.

Due to lack of screen time, Alexa was able to utter only ONE "que te lo digo yo". ¡Ostras!

Jarifa

 

The whole thing awesome Cynderella.

"Anyways, the Bimbo believes the Mimbo and they begin to inappropriately make out in the chapel. Whatever! Chava comes to his senses before they get smote by a bolt of lightning for desecrating a church and they move their groping session into the woods."

Kirby, you are spot on.

I knew Salvador would do it and just cannot help humping a leg. Bonehead even told her he was seeing & feeling her while horizontal with Araceli. Every girl wants to hear that one.

David Zepeda, is horrible in this role and cannot stand the teary eyes and mealy mouth.

 

Kirby, I'm betting Araceli is PREGNANT! She's only going to wait until Sophia & Chava the Stalker get back.
 

Tofie, just like I predicted: Oliver & Dani are a couple.

Which means Lucas is stuck with Marisol FOREVER!
 

And another thing...W T F? Nutless is hauling her over half of Mexico on a motorbike (notice NOT motorcycle) that a teenager would scoff at. Ohhhh Sofia grab that blue swimsuit and come take a ride with me. :-)
 

I love a begging man. To me, that's hot! However, in this case, Chava had no reason to beg. She should have been on her knees. ..get your brains out if the gutter. She was at the altar with another man! How can she expect him to remain loyal to her? Whatever.

Ok, so him making her feel worse when she's clearly in distress was bugging me. All he had to do was tell her about Paco. No, he wants to discuss his "feelings" like a little b*tch! Even after she tells him that she loveshim, he still keeps bringing up how much she hurt him when he should have been talking about Paco. Idiot! Gosh, I wish I were Latin so that I could have called him an imbecile in their cool accent. He totally deserved to here it.
 

I mean really, besides the Hillside Stranglers, who the hell do you know that runs around in strange forests at night?
 

Cynderella I understand where you are coming from about Chava, not really having anything to apologize for, except for the fact it was with Araceli. Had it been some barfly he hooked up with, yep, tell her to stick it.

It's too soon for them to end up together for good so hopefully she and Patricio will finally get down and she'll confess to Salvador how she was fantasizing it was his lil Salvador.
 

After Chava told Sophia that he popped Araceli's cherry!

Cristian: another stalker LOL!!!!!
 

Too funny Cynderella! I have to agree with you. I was yelling "Tell her about Paco!" then the numbskull started talking about Flor.

I have tried but I just cannot find it in me to like David Zepeda. I don't know if it's his waxy skin texture or his cartoon voice or the fact that he isn't a very good actor and has NO chemistry with Marjorie. I really, really miss Pedro.


 

I like David. I don't like him in this role. Chava is stupid and too nice. It's irritating.
 

Cynderella, we can expect Sophia to go full-steam ahead & marry Patrick.
 

According to the advances, she will have sex with Chava first.
 

Over on MCET, can Isabela die please?

Look at it this way; Tamara who

-(bore the son of the ONE man she had sex with and didn't give us any of that crystal ball BS Chab has which will cost her extra in the long run)

-at worst was on his period had been killed off in a car accident. Yes she died attempting to drive off with her son (that THANK GOD didn't get affected by the accident physically) but I'm in the minority that thinks he would have been better off with Tamara leaving Leon to go off and snoodle canoodle all he wants with Fanny.

IsChabela has

-had sex with 2 different men at different times
-was impregnated by 1
-and has all the audacity in the world to be using the product of her coitus with that 1 man on the man (that happens to be rich) who didn't fertilize her egg(s) for money. That therefore proves she has overstayed her welcome.

(her repugnant behavior towards and torment of Ana and everyone else she's caused pain so far is included in that crystal ball BS.)

(Aside from being on the highway to hell with her son in the vehicle, the worst Tamara did was slap Fanny and give the obligatory "Stay Away from My Man Bitch" warning. For what it's worth, Ximena [God bless her bi-polar/schizophrenic/call it whatever little heart] gave Tamara a good smack and gave the often forgotten "Do I Need
to Cut a Bitch?" warning. I had hopes for MCET to make more sense but geez.
 

She's going to be there for the duration of the TN!
 

At least Veronica from PEAM showed genuine love for Valentina. Isabela doesn't seem to love anyone.
 

Cynderella, while this show has had its ups and downs, thank heavens we can count on you for a snarky, sensational recap.

Chava and Sophia's incessant whining and mewling toward each other is getting tiresome. In contrast, the recaps are fresh and funny.

"Dulliver will have to die...we can only hope" and "the Bimbo believes the Mimbo" were simply great and made up for the fairly boring episode.

I had high hopes for Matias and Irais, let's see how this date goes.

Cynderella, thank you.

Diana
 

Cynderella, hilarious recap. My favorite:

Chava comes to his senses before they get smote by a bolt of lightning for desecrating a church and they move their groping session into the woods. Yes, where Freddy Kruger and Michael Myers could possible kill them.

This is the first TN I've watched where I liked all the villains (except Javier) better than the good guys. I'm rooting for Patricio and Irma, who looks lovely without the green shadow.

My "Most Pitiful Award" goes to Araceli. She'd already pounced on Chava when he was knocked out on Sudafed only to hear him calling out Sofia's name. But still she does it again. Idiot.
 

I'm expecting more chaos as the villains are unstoppable!
 

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