Caray, Caray!

Part 1 

The Men in Blue could not  see any Game of Thrones pirates in the small village so they decided to take Motor away for supposedly provoking the accident of our Dear Padre instead.  Our Pirate Faust Sparrow is still at large and his most  nicest GOT character is Joffrey !

Abi comes desperate from her quest to find BSC  Connie and is ranting at Mat who is now hugging and consoling her as Diego comes too,clearly not happy at seeing Mat playing Huggy with Abi. Later Fofito aka Diego is feeling bad that Connie is missing and hopes they find her.  H came because he would die before not seeing Abi again  and gives her an orchid so she would remember his drop dead gorgeous eyebrows while he is not there <3 . Mat of course is dying inside of jealousy,the eyes don't lie!

House-slut therapy is the absolute finest

We learn that Mac took the Crazy Connie for some rough therapy in her own house. Connie is not pleased,Mac has clearly took advantage that Bruto is now building a colony in Hades called United Brutania but oh when he returns,Mac will be so sorry!, Why does Mac do this anyway ? Mac responds that she hates her as much as she hates Ren ,she better be a good mannered inmate cause she"s staying here . Why does she not mop the place up so she will not get bored? Mac wants it spotless when she returns! As she goes, Con decides to moan again,she cannot stay here ! ( I kind of wish that part of this extensive therapy included a dance with the chains with a ducktape,just saying )

The Cugar Sisters( Efi and Edi) are being curious on Faust"s strange reaction when they gave him Connie. They conclude that he is a man with few words and a Mac probably ate his tongue.  They are interrupted by a phone call as Dorotea aka Dory answers and its bad news ,Motor landed in the Basement aka Guantanamo. 

Padre Hootie aka Tomas and Meliton are talking about the common folk (Snakes is more appropriate)  in town . Both believe that there are too much coincidences involved .  Tom informs that he visited the Devil but he seemed a nice person ( Note: Lucifer was like an Angel and was once God"s favorite until he created Televisa and thus Caray Caray was born ) but Fredy , still moping the floor like a good public servant interrupts Tom, if he only knew how he treats his spouse ,he even cheats on her with Di,the niece of Mia.   Mel proceeds to drop the dirt on Lucio, he cannot sleep at nights and  seems to live a hell inside.  Fredy affirms ,Luc even pulled a gun on my Mom.

But despite the most charming appearances, Padre Tom was not gifted braincells, he will not listen to chismes but to confessions instead. Fredy says thats impossible, these people never do confessions.  But Tom is hesitant ,it is in his holy mission to bring these Hellish Souls to the way of the Lord and punto!

At the Monstero"s , Di is reading the daily news as she calls the already exhausted Mia to read alongside her. Mia reads out loud that  several prisoners were involved in the crash as they died but 2 are missing.  Di reads that Julio Acosta ,the son of Mia"s and a Polar Bear is among the perished ones . Tia begins to sob some more.  Speaking of fugitives ,  Julio  is knocking has just come back from laundry. His other pal was worried that he would not return ,they need to find a phone soon so they could go hide in plain old USA,the Land of the Free and the Bold and Lord help me, Julio  should wear a new shirt " Shave it Never,Always Better!" 

Padre Tom is invited to Sim"s house and is very accepted . Sim thanks him for giving Freddy a job,it will help with the bills. She points out how young he is for a priest and brags about Tony cause he is such goodness . Tom observes that Tony and Freddy do not like like brothers at all and Sim , clearly mortified by it expresses her most sincere grief for his uncle"s death.  They are interrupted by Efgenia which informs them all about Motor .

Dumb Old Marcelino is just visiting his latest catch  on a stick  , Motor.  Marc informs him that  they have found certain evidence that implicates him in the murder of Padre Franc . Motor swears for his Father in heavens that he did nothing,he only changed his accumulator and  gas .  Marc Mussolini replies that his father was a good man and if he would seen what his son became,he would be greatly disappointed.  Motor has two choices :

Admit your crime and sign a statement  or spend the rest of your days in Gulag"s ! He later comes growling at the guard to not let any visits to come ,neither are You  to inform Barragan cause I will deal with him myself . 

If you fail to complete these simple orders you can just say Sayonara y Adios to your obscenely crappy   Job!

Later Ediviges  comes across Marc for help,  she has just learned that  Motor has been jailed and its quite troublesome since my car jacked once again  on me LOL .  Mr Croc replies that he is sorry but he is currently jailed for the murder of Padre Francisco but Edi says that she saw the Padre but did not see much. 

Croc says that she will be a valid witness to the case . Edi assures Croc that Motor is an excellent and talented mechanic ,these are one of his many good qualities.  Croc wonders why does she say such things when her own car broke out again ? Efi corrects herself to hide her shame and  reluctantly  agrees with him.

End of Part One

Ah,the light-bulb brains are so wonderful! 

 (Merged scene)

Ren and the others namingly Amanda,Pat ,Helena, Barragan (I would just call him Barry if I may please)  ,Abi ,Diego and Mat are frustrated at the thought that BSC Connie dissapeared like dust.  Barry tried to call but no one has the slightest clue where she is. Pat rants and Ren"s anxious but  Hel has the idea to ask what would Ren do if she was Connie?  Ren reveals that Con has never left her hacienda because she always thought Bruno would come for her . Barry finally activates his extremely feeble grey cells and deep inside of him  a light-bulb moment appears!   How many chances in Bruton are there  that Connie is conveniently staying at that same  hacienda ? 


Meanwhile before the lightbrain moment of Fantastic glory , Diego and Mat decided to go  talk outside.  Diego is pithed that Mat has been fooling around with Abi again,he almost kissed her and Mat also lied to him. You told her you wanted Nada with her,yet you just find yourself hugging her!  Mat replies that he was just consoling her but Diego says he is the only one who can do that kind of stuff and calls him a hypocrite. Mat counters back,he treats him like a brother but he will not permit his insults.
Charmy Eyebrows demands Mat to stay the Hell away from Abi then but Mat is not bummed by this,he shall not get manipulated by him nor by anyone else!

Ren and C.O finally get the idea to call  the Hacienda and they decide to call Vic but Vic say"s she has not been seen around there.  Creepy Fausto aka Satan Jr looks from behind as Mat comes back to the house saying to Abi that Diego needs to talk with her
We are later served with BSC Connie desperate to look for an exit  only to find the windows are blocked out completely.  She proceeds to ransack the place down tossing papers,clothes and annihilating closets until she lurks down the bad finding the stolen stash of money at last. In her perfectly sane moment which should be considered a timid improvement curses Mac in her glorious wrath!

(End of Part One)