Caray, Caray!

Recap:

Previously

Dianaconda cannot support her dearest and gullible husband spending any more time with her nemesis ,Abigail. She wants to spend the night here cause she"s uhm tired ( Rhetorical question:Who shall escort her to bed this lone night?) 

Lucio is being offered apples by Mac and they"re red and they were most likely poisoned or GMO Apples and Luc has the good sense to  refuse and I"m Hungry  . He employs Mac her new task: Find me my son Max  and tell him that I left the world of Living for good AKA "Yo estoy  vacio como una bateria  muerta" .He must protect Max from the so eager Fausto aka Diablo from any threats. 

Speaking of our dear residents of Hades ,Marc gives Faust a good scare and informs him that their guest ,Efrain Barragan actually has now a bigger role to play cause now he was promoted to Commandant of the entire region and he has decided to stay.  Faust plays numb and surprised knowing his days are counted or not ,who knows in this blood filled story?

Old History

Back at Club Joker, Xi comes back home ,leaving Max wondering how she came. Xi responds that she came by car cause she loves to drive too. Max informs her that his parents are coming soon and his uncle ,Porfirio is not in a grave state so he"ll just go away ASAP.   

Pat comes back to his hotel room and he reminisces his latest talk with Ren who told him the same predictable stuff on the level of  " I have already told you im married but ya make me feel so  complete cause you're my Arriaga" . Pat in the present swears to himself that he will one day make her his.

 Laisha II aka Daniela is having flashbacks of her own in which Pat&Dan are in this Bar and Pat"s so agast at having her returned from the trip ,he thought it was important for her but Dan posing as a rather nicer Xi replies that her husband and daughter are much more important to her . They kiss tenderly and Pat basicly has no idea what botox overtook his spouse .  Dan is being happy like a champ to see Pat again cause she misses him ( Wow what fashion style ,i do not even  know which Laisha to bang first ,the crazy or the cold as ice one? I heard the crazies are pretty generous!) 

What  it was is now dent and done

Efrain accompanies Helena to the Ramada and Nieves ,the gal who drinks Red Bull every day offers Efrain some nice drinks cause she"s heard they"re filled with Love. Ni leaves and Hel says to ignore her imprudent self . Efrain begins charming her since he missed her much (Has he ever heard of  FaustBook ? ) and Ele rejects his charms ,calling him by his old name.  He wants her to call by his ordinary name,Efrain . He is about to leave when she thanks "Efrain" for driving her home to rest at her lonely nights and the coffee can wait .

Faust with a nice scarf (  I bet ya he isnt wearing it to evade Measles) sees Di sitting,chilling on the sofa. She was waiting for him to talk about their little shower but Faust is not interested into her anymore cause once she married Mat he got betrayed and there are three wise words : Boo Freaking Hoe!

Mat and Abi are both thinking about eachother and i guess both did not get a good sleep since Mat is up already complaining to Mommie Dearest on how he was wrong,he couldnt see and he just cannot hide it anymore,he is in love with Abi ! I know i deserve the worst alongside the " I Told you So DumbMat" . Hel reminds him that its too late to yap after the hail stroke ,he"s married . Door Mat keeps yapping with " Oh i should have seen it ,she was not immature ,she has shown she can feel love for real ! He just cannot live without touching or hugging her ,she is like H2O  to me but for her im just CO2 !  Mat is about to leave to the capital and Hel gives him blessing so he"s gonna be safe and sound that no car will end up Kaput ,ever!

Morning Blunders 

Abi is up at the Ramada looking for Nieves  but she cant find her and Ele who is also accompanied by Door Mat tells her that she is most likely at the garden. Mat is about to leave and Hel is like " You dont wanna talk to your blunders aka Abi?" . Door- Mat leaves and Hel asks Abs if she"s good. 

There"s a door knock at Ren"s bedroom and its Faust ( Note to Ren :  Hire a bodyguard already ,you should know better to not let a wolf come in sheep's clothing!).  He comes in to say Hi and Ren wonders if thats the only thing he came to say,didnt he come to threaten her regarding Efrain or do something else stupid? 

Faust says no and he already said to let his actions decide, not his not his promises of war. 

Ren mutters to him if she only believed him things could change but she has noticed how his relation with Abi improved (Uhm yeah cause he wants her for himself Dumb Hoe, just how pedophiles invite children with candies  ? ) .  Faust wants her to think again about adopting Abi as their own in case one of us passes away. We could convince Mac cause she has no damn right of opposing!

Faust will only act when his beloved trophy wife desires so and he will do what she says.  Now if you excuse me ,i have to work cause Lucio is now Down and Away! The Devil wishes her a pleasant day and he later muses that he will get a grab of her fortunes and also get Abi to fall for him !( Oh and  i thought to myself,what a Dumberfull World!) 

(Part 2)

The Devious Inspection

Faust is later inspecting the fellow workers if any soul has heard of Lucio,he hasnt come to work. The workers says they saw nada and Faust fakes wonder and goes to his camioneta and drives away. The dam familiar music comes up signaling that we near our beautiful Crack House and its the truth cause Diego&Ben ito wonder how could have Luc escaped and Mel confirms that he might have escaped while Mel was sleeping ,ya know when cat"s not at home the mouses dance? Ben thinks he has ecaped to the hacienda but Mel disagrees cause Luc knows damn sure that this is the only good hideout (Aside from the Snake House) . He warns Ben&Diego to stay clear and keep their mouth shut. 

Cant turn into Birdmen

Back at the Monstero"s Teodora has been giving our hot Julian some tea aka infusion since Jul had to point it out that black tea is the only best tea! Teo offers him some more  and Mia gives her a new assignment to go shop at the market and Teo will do her homework with mucho gusto!  Mia comments on her new non intrusive personality and wonders what caused the shift. Jul brags that he knows his ways around gals. He informs Mia that he has learned of the Cugar"s sisters heritage and soon he will be manhandling their business. They need the money ASAP cause it has been running out and they need to live off the next month!


Abi has finally found Nieves and they"re talking about Mat. Nieves is sure Mat is only playing Abi for fools and wonders when all this began. Abi tells her that the magic happened when they were talking about their dead parents and suddenly they were kissing.  The wise Nieves thinks he is not respecting neither Abi or his spouse and when Abi asks what would Ni do in her place ,  Ni responds with" I would dump him ever and forever!) 

Ren ,still most likely surrounded with unlocked doors receives a phone call from Pat. Ren is sure glad to hear his voice and Pat is too.  Pat wants to invite her to her second Braille Alphabet lesson( Why not do a brain transplant instead?) . Ren agrees and Pat cannot wait to see her again. Mat overhears it and gets Pat"s number and Pat confirms,he"s in love with his Aunt,he never loved no other woman like before!

Fashion is Life (Merged scenes)

Xi is calling her twin sister Dan who has just been released ,enjoying her first moments of sunshine after two years. Xi is literally pushing Dan to get to the car already,they have many damn things to do today!
They are later seen at the hairdressers and after a short while they look frighteningly the same only with the difference that one is a Hoe and the other is a Crazy Hoe whats your pick? (The choice of music in this scene is making my ears bleed by the way!)

Later they land into an apartment and Xi has the whole assortment of clothes ready for her but Dan s clearly not that interested in that since she is too busy admiring the apartment itself which is also brand new .  Xi wants that both of them dress the same and i have the stock ready for months heck its so much clothes that you could survive Yellowstone!  Dan still wants something that reminds her of herself and Xi was already prepared for this BS and has brought some necklaces as well. Dan is surprised to see it as much as we are :D


Back at her cozy house, Sim is about to leave to go to work. She still cant believe the insecurity of Motor .    Tony replies that he is just sad Max will never care a fling about him,he even left without saying goodbyes .
Sim is like "Let it live life the souls want" and is pushing Tony cause he is getting late.

A rough way to dawn
(Some scenes were merged) 
At the snakehouse Luc thanks Mac for her "hospitality" ,she actually likes him right,even for a bit? Mac agrees and informs him that  she will go to work to evade suspicion .Luc informs her that his next stop will be at Mel"s Crack House and Mac is curious if the old man will actually help him and Luc says yes since that sucker has also been waiting to have his shot against the Diablo! Speaking of the devils ,the house gets an unexped guest,its Faust the Nuts! Thankfully he just parked the car and Mac gets out to greet her patron and he"s expecting her to declare for him at Efrain"s for Pablo"s murder.  Mac exuses herself to get her coat and uses that time to order Luc to get out of her house ,she will be seeing him at Mel"s !


Pat in his room swears to Mat that he wants no harm to Ren, he  just wants to make her miserable life more happy. Mat  understands but has no energy to judge him now since he has found out he is completely in LOVE with Abi  . Pat asks "What about your wife,Diana"? . Mat responds that what he feels is pure passion but for Abi its like a whole other feeling. He doesn't want to hurt anyone because of his fault but Pat says that its inevitable cause he will have to pick one some day!

Nieves is still chiding Abi to just forget about Mat and cease contact with him. Abi says its mission impossible but she will think about everything she said ,just lets not talk about him please?

Wow what torture (Merged scenes)

Faust and Mac are now in the car driving and Faust begins pesting her about Luc ,most likely to ensure that the problemita has been taken  care of ! Mac pretends to know nothing but Faust reminds her that Luc is warming her bed right? Mat replies that it was only for a short time cause when Ren left,Faust was the main cause of her Global Warming ! Faust alarms her that he should contact Max soon and he wants Mac to inform him as soon as he comes in sight, comprendo?  Mac feigns yes obviously playing Diablo for a champ and i am awaiting the day till Faustown begins taxing air!



(End of Part 2)

Part 3

The frustration is here once again

Connie is muttering in her chair about Bruto again and this was so freaking annoying to watch i felt like skipping it. Vic comes later in the room with some liquid(Nitrogen?)  and i was like:

Heh Heh Heh , the torture has ended !

Then later when it was just ordinary juice and it was not rat poison neither nitrogen but just grape juice my emotions  crawled and cried inside " Que Chingados puta vieja!" to my pillow as it flew into my wall. Anyway she talks about how Bruto is that missed and maybe he did abandon after all for that woman he cheated me on ( What could a man do when headphones are vain?) ,do you remember her? Vic replies with hellz no ,some things must not be remembered!

Later Ren is talking in the kitchen with Amanda and Vic and Ren suddenly wants to spill the truth to Abi cause Barry is bound to reveal it soon.  She wonders if Mac could keep her secret and Amy thinks that she could ,she has kept many.  Connie suddenly comes in and wonders what they"re talking about. Ren says its naught and Con replies that she"s been thinking about Bruno,she thinks he has forgotten about her.   Ren wises to her that she was the most inportant thing in his life and always on first place. Con finally has some wisdom on her own cause if he loved me why did he have a baby with the other? This causes a big shock to Vic making the pot fall down loud and tremble. She picks it up and promises to clean the floor. Ren escorts Con to the hall and she demands to shut it  ,Bruto had no babies  outside of marriage! Suddenly the conversation is interrupted  by Diana who is sorry to be a metiche estupida   but she wants to know where is Mat!  Connie gets scared,probably thinking that Di was Bruto"s puta and i wouldnt be suprised at all.  Amy had to escort her to the bedroom and later Ren says that he went to work but not in the town but in our hospital!

At the crack house, Ben informs Mel that Diego has been asking about his dad again and Mel declares that they must take their secret ,even to the graves no matter what,he must never learn that HE is  Bruto"s spawn! Ben says that it hurts to tell a bunch of lies to Diego but Mel insists,they must do it so our God will forgive us!


Important scenes (Shortened for closure) 

Nieves and Abi admire Diego on the horse and after cute exchanges Nieves asks Diego to teach her how to  mount a horse. Later to Elena  Abi admires Nievese"s Red Bull-like personalty and wishes to be like Nieves. She later asks Elena if Barry would charge a rapist in the fullest and Elena responds that he would give him the full plate of justice.  Teo later comes yapping to Abi saying that she has been "freed".


Tony and Moto have their gay spat at the market and Moto is not pleased of the false accusations.Tony promises that he only did to save himself from the bigger dirt, besides Sim will keep her mouth like a tomb. Sim later comes with Max who is out to find his father.

Vic brings some tea to Connie but she tosses it down cause she now knows it was Vic"s own hoe of a  daughter that was Bruto"s lover!  Vic wants to keep it down since its about Diego"s fate!

Mat comes back from work and he pleads with Ren to let herself operate again since his skills have improved very much but Ren disagrees,she"ll never put herself at the knife again!

Mac comes to testify as promised but all doesnt go well since Efrain still has his doubts ,the most being that Mac is not actually Abi"s mom!

(End of capitulo)