Sunday, May 10, 2015

Hasta el Fin del Mundo #186 20150508 Five Things to NEVER Tell A Crazy B*tch!

Thank you Paquita and Jarifa for helpin' a sista' out on Thursday!

Silvanna spotted Patrick and Regina getting on the elevator and she ain't happy about what she saw because Patrick was getting pretty handsy with his co-worker.  Anyways, when she comes home, she confronts him about it.  Patrick has his back turned and she hasn't yet seen his face.  He looks like Chava punched him in the face and then hit him with a brick a few times.  Anyways, when she does see his face, she suggests that Regina's boyfriend may have put a whuppin' on him, but he tells her that Chava did it on account that Patrick boinked his virgin kid sister and knocked her up.  Patrick thinks that the beat down he got was well worth it.  Now Chava will have to look at Patrick's face on his niece/nephew everyday.  Silvanna tells him that the Marisol got hit by a Mac Truck and the baby died.  Patrick's bummed because he really wanted to irritate Chava for the rest of his life, but he's ok with the death of the baby.  Patrick never wanted to be a daddy anyway.  Silvanna is surprised to learn that Patrick never wanted to be a daddy, because he acted all thrilled knocking her up.


1.  Never Tell A Crazy B*tch that You Poisoned Her and If You Did, Keep It To Yourself
  • Patrick tells Silvana that he never wanted the baby.  He was never cut out to be a parent.  His criminal lifestyle doesn't support it.  Anyways, Silvanna is surprised to learn that her dear husband already knew that she is now infertile.  Yeah, he knew he says because he poisoned her by putting drops in her drink so that she would miscarry.  The doctor told him that she would never conceive again.

2.  Never Threaten A Crazy B*tch and If You Do...Move Out of Town Immediately Because We Will Begin to Plot!

  • He then tells her "Now you know what I am capable of!"  He uses the opportunity to warn her about her jealous outbursts.  He will screw who he wants and whenever he wants.  
3.  Never Bring Up Forgiveness After You Have Harmed A Crazy Bitch Because We Never Forgive!  Never!  We Get Even!

  • When Silvanna begins to argue, Patrick Reminds her that they forgive each other because they love each other, like that is supposed to make deliberately causing her to miscarry alright. 
4.  Never Go to Sleep After You Have Confessed to Harming or Have Harmed A Crazy B*tch...Burning Bed...Need I Say More!  
  • Patrick rolled over and went to sleep after he'd threatened Silvanna and told her that he is the cause of her infertility.  You have to be the most stupidest man on the face of the earth to do this.  Do not try this at home!  I am not even going to elaborate of the idiocy of going to sleep with a pissed off woman lying next to you.  
5.  For the Love of Goodness!  Please Do Not EAT the Food that a Crazy B*tch Has "Lovingly"  Prepared for You After You Have Confessed to Harming A Crazy Bitch!  We Are Called Crazy B*tches for a Reason!  Trust Me, that Food was not Prepared with Love On her Minds!  It's a Trick!  A Setup!  Do not Fall for it!

  • Dumba$$ Patrick wakes up to breakfast in bed!  He tells the Crazy B*tch that he assumed that she would hate him (well he assumed right!)!  Anyways, Silvana turns her back, puts on some gloves, takes out some acid and throws it on his face.  She can't have children anymore, but neither will he because no one will one to boink him anymore.  
  • Patrick starts yelling that she would not be alive if it weren't for him.  She agrees, but says that now he has something to forgive her for.  Silvanna is angry, but she hates herself for loving Patrick.  
  • Patrick rolls around on the bed in agony.  Later at the hospital, she pretends to beg the medics to do everything to help him.  She has a smirk on her face.  Silvanna is awesome!
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  • Chava comforts Marisol by making her breakfast. Basically he tells her that eventually she'll get over it and fall in love again.  He also informs her that he broke Patrick's face and next time, she should make sure that guy isn't just trying to "get some".  I might be paraphrasing.  Ahem.  
  • At the press conference, Alexa confirms that she is making a moving in French Guyana and Alan is the director and her manager.  Alan announces that they are travelling by private jet tonight.  
  • Alexa goes home and packs her bags.  Armando demands to know why she toyed with his emotions.  Alexa tells him that she loves the limelight and has caught the showbiz bug. She rushed into it.  Armando tells Alexa that if she leaves don't come back.  Alexa wants to give Nandito a kiss, but he won't allow it.  She leaves and takes a taxi to the airport.  
  • The following morning, Alexa texts the family and tells everyone Adios!  After watching the video, everyone figures out that she has left with Alan.  The family assumes that she is being blackmailed by Alan and Greta will go off to drag Alexa back home.  
  • Peralta has also seen the press conference and dispatches, the grim reaper, Aldo to place a bomb onboard the plane.  Aldo reports that the deed is done he will detonate the bomb by phone.  
  • Detective Fuzzy Tavarez is interrogating the perps and finally gets them to confess.  He asks them to describe the person who ordered the hit on Lupe and hired them to burn down Ripoll.  Fuzzy calls Chava and tells him that the men have confessed.  
  • After learning that the men confessed, Chava and Sophia cuddle in bed. She is stunned that people hate them because they are so really, incredibly good-looking.  That scares her!   Chava tells her that there will always be haters in the world.  
  • On the plane, Alexa sobs, but Alan is amused.  
  • Armando tells Chava that Alexa left him for that bum Alan.  Chava tells Armando that Alexa is being blackmailed.  He knows that Alexa was thrilled to be starting her life with him in the ghetto.  
  • Dani and Lucas made a demo tape.  Greta didn't care and frankly, neither do I.  
  • Oh yes, one more thing!  The perps described Patrick as the one who ordered the hit on Lupe and paid them to burn down Ripoll.  Patrick just can't catch a break today.  Peralta set him up!  Well, you can't trust a crazy dude either!

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Comments:
Cynderella, Wow! ! Your recap is fantastc! You sure captured the perfect "tone" for the retelling of the best part of the episode with your 5 point list. You hit the "Crazy B*tch" description right on the head. Thank you for your creativity and the laughs.

Silvana and her revenge were the highlight for me. Patricio was too stupid to know that his fantasy of acting with impunity was just that: a fantasy. He was starting to act like a mini-Peralta. (Loved how Peralta set him up, too)So glad Silvana was a crazy enough b*tch to prove him wrong. I was happy to see she wore gloves to protect her hands. :)

Aldo "the grim reaper". Yes, indeedy do! Alexa just continues to be stupid.

Jarifa
 

LOL! Cyn, this episode was tailor made for you. I am still laughing. Your crazy bitch list was inspired. Could Pato have been any stupider?
 

Cyn. Best I have read yet. So So So true. Somebody mentioned earlier that Silv was especially dangerous because she is C R A Z Y .

Thank You Thank You.
kj
 

Thanks for the recap Cyn, well done!

Wow! Just Wow! Silvana gave Pato the perfect punishment, a fate worse than death. When she said she made breakfast especially for him I thought it was poison,then I thought she was reaching for a gun but damn, she threw acid on that pretty face, nice! I thought the other characters were the dumbest ones but Pato is up there. What was he thinking?? He couldn't see his wife was crazy? I enjoyed his face melting, and bravo to Silvana for doing it. I always assumed his anvil would come from her.

Alexa is a moron. Someone pointed out that all she had to do was spill the beans at the press conference in front of everyone, damn it's not even her body! Talk about manufactured drama, is this all the writers could come up with?

I guess Chava's not mad that Sofia kept the Pato secret from him.

Looks like Silvana gets a beatdown from Sofia from the previews. Looking forward to that.

Those drawings of the murderers/arsonist were a little too perfect. I laughed.

 

Thanks, Cynderella. Love your Crazy B list.

Yay, we didn't have to wait for the final episode to see Pato get payback. A whole week ahead to watch him suffer.
 

Oh Gawd...racking my brain thinking of a new name for Patprick that doesn't include 'one eyed monster'... :-)
Cyclops? Frankenprick? Pizzaface?
He's going to need something from the Genomma Lab Kiosk at Walgreens. Double up on Proactive and Wen by Chas Dean. Maybe someone will send him a nice pistola and some boolitsas too.

If Peralta does not "discard" him, Chief Fuzzy already has a confession and sketch from the perps. These days a facial sketch may not be conclusive evidence against Cyclops, unless they have a pre-pissed-off-Silvana photo of him.

WOW. Just thinking, does anybody NOT want to kill him? Well, maybe Chief Fuzzy. He just wants to put him in prison and let them kill him. In there he is going to be too ugly to even have a boyfriend. Waaaaaah
 

Absolutely LOVED your crazy b*tch list Cynderella!!! It was perfect! I couldn't agree more! I knew Silvana's revenge was going to be good when I saw her putting on the gloves but I did not imagine this! Finally the writers get an anvil right! I was shocked when I saw her throw the acid! I'm so glad we have plenty of episodes left to see what happens to Pato next. That was bad and things are only going to get worse for him.
 

Well done Cynderella!

Silvana was going to find out eventually! Her own brother, Cristian WARNED her how many times?

 

Acid! Wow, that was awesome. I thought for a minute there that he was already tied down to the bed and we were going to have a Lorena Bobbit moment.
 

I absolutely loved your recap Cynderella. Five things not to say
was perfect.

OMG!!! I felt Pato's pain all the way from Mexico to Southern California. I'm still cringing just thinking about it.
I took out an unwanted tree that just started growing, I didn't plant it. However the roots kept coming back trying to start anew.
I bought some acid to stop them once and for all. I knew that it was bas stuff and I should have worn gloves but I told myself that I would be careful. I was careful but somehow managed to get one drop, yes just one drop on my hand. I couldn't run fast enough to get some water to wash it off with. The pain was intense
with just a small amount--one drop
Pato got a face full, an acid bath if you will. I can't even imagine the pain. Crazy bitch? Yes you got it right Cynderella. One thing that is certain, Pato's
play time activities are over forever.

I can't believe that he actually told Silvana that he caused her to miscarriage. His ego must have been so big that he thought that he could handle her or any woman no matter the circumstance. Three
strikes and you're out Pato.

Alexa on her way out? Please no!
I know that a lot of people don't like her and she has made mistakes
but there is a good side to Alexa too. I have never been against her
She doesn't deserve to be blown up. I hope that the bomb doesn't detonate. Alexa isn't a bad person. Too bad she isn't just a bit smarter. All she had to do is tell everyone that she is being blackmailed. I for one will be dreading the show tonight. I can't think of anything bad enough for Peralta but when that bastard goes down, I hope that it's good.
the gringo

 

Too bad she isn't just a bit smarter. All she had to do is tell everyone that she is being blackmailed.

Gringo, that's why it's such a shame. Alexa has learned NOTHING all this time, letting Alan blackmail her just like he did at the start of this TN. What a ditz.
 

"We Are Called Crazy B*tches for a Reason!" Lol! Yes, we are!

Cynderella, this was recap gold. Thank you!

Silvana really is truly awesome. That was the perfect thing to do to poor formerly pretty boy Pato.

However, I don't share the Marisol hate or the Alexa hate. Marisol is very, very young. She's still a teen (apparently - did we ever learn her age?) yet she held down a job, never disrespected her mom or big bro, but just was a bit bratty now and then. I can't see how she deserves that horrible, life-changing fate. Have some heart, people. :) Her situation is exactly why we have statutory rape laws, even though she is tool old for those to apply. Young, sheltered girls are very easily taken in by nasty old wolves.

Alexa is a ditz, no doubt, but she is a lot like her big sis in that as stupid as she is, she isn't a bad person at all - unless you're a real stickler for the keeping your hands off married men rule. I can't see that she deserves to die; that is usually reserved for the worst of the worst. We do see a sacrificial lamb death of a good yet often troubled person towards the end of a number of novelas, but I think Lupe fit that for this one. Killing off two little mother-daughter lambs would seem, uh, .... (wait for it) ... overkill, no?

I'm still hanging in here though I have missed a lot of this one and haven't even been motivated to watch the episodes to catch up. Doesn't seem much point, IYKWIM. I just realized I'll miss the last two eps and will be out of the country and probably unable to see them until I'm back a month from now. So I'm wondering if I'll bother ... probably not. This novela would have been much better at half the length, as someone pointed out recently. When even the cast is losing interest and wandering off, you've got a problem. ;)
 

Alexa's plane crashed into the water!
 

I presume when the crash is discovered, the lone survivor? Alexa will be floating clinging only to her makeup case.
 

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