Caray, Caray!

We start with where we left off yesterday, Isela making the moves on weak old man Claudio, Ivana making the biggest error of her life and Max and Jerry rushing to the Quernavaca house to save the day. At the same time, Alma is reassuring Maleny that she and Claudio will do whatever they can to get her and Max back together.

Now for the good stuff...

Ivana passes out at the pool’s edge and Ursela, Dan, and Arango just stand their staring at her while the doctor and the butler act as if they care. Dr Medina feels her pulse and says they need to get her to a hospital, Ursela dismisses the butler, and they all just stand there discussing what to do. Ursela is clearly in charge, she tells the doctor that they will do nothing to save her. In fact, Ursela rolls her over into the pool. Dr Medina shows us that he actually does have some ethics and jumps in to get her out. Right then, the butler comes running over to tell them that Jerry and Max have arrived. This puts Dan in a compromising situation, so in order to not look like the uncaring moneygrubbing husband that he is, he jumps into the pool too to help the doctor. Jerry and Max will save the day!!!
But wait, Arango runs out to the gate and tells Jerry and Max that they took Ivana to the hospital and quickly leaves with them.

You’re just going to have to wait until later to find out what happens because we cut to Josefa showing a torn up Orlando a crumpled up piece of the collage of Isela and Orlando in wedding clothes that Josefa made to torment Isela. She told Orlando that Isela made it and then when she got home last night, she crumpled it up. Orlando blames himself for the breakup because he believed Josefa and that hurt Isela’s feelings so she broke up with him. Josefa continues to lie and says that she had no idea that Ursela felt that strongly about Orlando, and that she only wanted Isela to get ahead, but now that she saw the collage that Isela made, it made Josefa realize that she shouldn’t have been meddling in Isela’s life. Oh yeah!

So Dan and Medina managed somehow to get her out of the pool, call the ambulance,  and get her to the hospital. (this will make Arango actually look like he was telling the truth). Dan comes into the waiting room all soggy, followed by Ursela, all pissed, then Arango, all ‘what do we do now?’, then Max, all ‘how is she?’ and finally Jerry, all threatening, ‘if something happens to Ivana, you will all pay for it’, and then fights with Dan. Max pulls them apart, Ursela is in Jerry’s face telling her that she won’t have him accusing them of wrongdoing and in fact Dan saved the day by pulling her out of the pool and bringing her here. Wow, she’s good.

At the costeria, Honoria and Espy are talking about Josefa to Orlando and MD. I guess Orlando had filled them in on his conversation with Josefa? Orlando has decided that since Josefa said she wasn’t going to meddle in Isela’s life, he was free to marry her. Honoria knows they can’t trust Josefa, but Orlando and Isela don’t need to keep their matrimony a secret anymore. So he’s going for it. Everyone wants to help out.

Back to the waiting room, Ursela, Dan, Jerry and Max all glare at each other. Finally the hospital doctor with Doctor Medina come in and tell them that they stabilized Ivana and they had to pump out her stomach because there was so many tranquilizers in her, lol!!! Busted! Ursela is appalled. How could you give her so many tranquilizers!!! Doctor Medina defends himself and says that an analysis will prove that it wasn’t anything he gave her, and the hospital doctor agrees, it was sleeping pills. Jerry steps up and spits out to Dan, “then it was you who was doing this to her”.

Julian is in his new office with Jenny. Jenny has grand ideas for decorating and a pizza delivery guy brings in a pizza that Julian bought for them for lunch. Julian says he owes her dinner for what she did for him the night he had dinner with MD. Jenny smiles broadly. With a dance too? Yes, he replies.

Ursela continues with the lies. But doctor, we only gave her what Doctor Medina had us give her. Dan chimes in, she woke up screaming because she was sad about losing the baby. Hospital doctor says that perhaps she took too many sleeping pills because she was depressed then. Ursela wants to know if Ivana was trying to commit suicide then, but ever faithful Jerry steps up and says Ivana would NEVER do that. Max and Jerry want to put her in a different hospital with her own doctor, but Dan nixes that idea. Jerry is all “who are you to decide what happens to her?”, and Dan then drops the bomb, We are now married!!!! The doctors leaves, and Max tells Dan to quit lying, but Ursela intervenes to say it’s true, they just got married. Jerry is livid, wants to fight again, he wants to ask Ivana. Ursela agrees and tells him that he will need to wait until Ivana is awake and stable. Jerry is going to stay to make sure they don’t do anything to hurt her, he doesn’t trust them or believe them. How could they do what they did in her condition right now? That’s just how they roll, Jerry.

Dorris gets a call from Ari that she ignores, I whip out my RPC(recappers privilege card, thanks Sara) and tell you that MD consoles her.

Now Susanna involves herself in this mess. She’s meeting with Ivana’s doctor? and she wants to know exactly what happened with Ivana. She will hold him personally responsible if he doesn’t get to the bottom of it.

When are we going to have a commercial, sheesh!

Back in the waiting room, Dan gets up to leave. Ursela corners him and tells him he can’t leave, he’s Ivana’s husband and it would look bad to Jerry and Max if he didn’t stay. And besides, it’s all Dan’s fault because he saved her. If he had let her die, they would be out of their financial mess right now. Dan tells her that he could never have killed her, Ursela replies, couldn’t or didn’t want to? you coward. He’s sick and tired of Ivana too, but he doesn’t want to take advantage of the situation like that. He will find a way to worm himself in Ivana’s good graces and get what he wants and needs even with the prenup.

Poor lovesick puppy Jerry is watching Ivana as she comes to consciousness. If that man isn’t totally in love with her, my name isn’t Cathyx. Ivana can’t remember what happened to get her to the hospital, lucky for the bad guys.

Dan calls MD to tell her that Ivana tried to commit suicide.

Claudio, the adulter, takes Isela to a remote but quaint cabin. As soon as they walk in the door, Isela, the slut, is all over him, Yuck!!! Please don’t show any more.

Julian and Jenny come walking back home and notice Honoria and the neighbors all setting up tables for a party. She tells him that they are helping Orlando, he wants to propose to I-slut-a, I mean Isela in front of everyone. Josefa watches from up above. Poor Orlando. After some poor editing, we have our first commercial. Phew!

Ivana is now home as Jerry tucks her into bed with Dan Ursela and Dr. Medina looking on. Butler guy walks in with a tray of icewater, but Dr Medina tells them that he wants her to have bottled water only, to avoid any contamination, but it’s probably really to avoid Ursela from drugging her. Dr Medina will personally administer all the drugs she needs himself. Jerry says he’s going to stay to watch over her too. But Ivana tells him that she would prefer that he oversees the business while she recovers.

Back at the fiesta, Orlando arrives along with many other guests. Orlando has slicked down his hair and is wearing a suit jacket for the occasion. Now all they need is I-slut-a.

Max and Jerry leave, but not before they tell Ursela that they don’t trust Dan and will keep tabs on things. Ursela is put out by that, Max tells her that Dan has lied about seeing MD again, but lying Beeotch Ursela tells Max that MD went looking for Dan to ask him to convince Ivana to drop the lawsuit over the stolen dress. And further, MD told Dan that Ivana wasn’t pregnant, so Dan had to ask Ivana if that were true, was she just playing with Dan when she said she was pregnant. Ivana told Dan she had miscarried, so Dan brought her to the hospital. End of her lie, I mean story. Dan is disbelieving, but he leaves anyway. Dr Medina enters with boxes of drugs in his hands, saying that the boxes of Antibiotics were switched with sleeping pills. Ursela reminds the good doctor that he owes her 2 favors. Dan walks in and hears this.

Dan catches Max on his way out to thank him for helping him take care of his women, lol, but it isn’t necessary, Dan the man can do the job all by himself. Maybe Ivana accepts the 2 women, but does MD now know that you’re married? Yes, Dan called her earlier to tell her. Wait, what?


Clara informs Julian and MD that Leo saw Isela in the early AM, and Isela and Claudio left for work together. Julian thought that odd, he never saw either of them at the office that day. Max wasn’t there either. Hmmm.

Dan is sure that he will get MD back all the while he plays Ivana for the fool. But Ursela and Arango reminds him that once Ivana finds out he was the one behind the dress theft, she won’t forgive him. Dan feels confident that Ivana will feel otherwise.

As Jerry and Max get in the car to leave, Jerry is cursing Dan for having gotten Ivana to marry her. Max basically says that they know he’s married her for her money, but since there’s nothing they can do about it now, they have to let it go. Poor Jerry. Susanna pulls up just then and they tell her that they got married.

Leo, at home still recovering tells Mama that he wonders where dad is, and that Isela has been called over and over to help Orlando set up the engagement, but neither of them are answering their phones. Claudio and Isela sure aren’t very good at this adultery stuff. Alma looks perplexed.

While Isela and Claudio do the dirty deed a few more times, Orlando excitedly awaits her arrival. Dorris tells him that she hopes she can meet a man like him one day who is honest and she will know that he loves her. Aww, I hope these two get together.

Maleny calls Ari to ask if he had any problems leaving this morning or if anyone saw him. No, everything went fine.

MD is reminded of her engagement to Dan the scam artist when she sees Orlando. But then she remembers the kiss #thebagdrop, and she smiles.

Ursela let’s Susanna know that when everyone gets back from Mexico City, that Dan intends to live with Ivana, and Susanna will be out on the street. Susanna comes back with Ivana will divorce Dan when she finds out that they are bankrupt.

Holy Moley this show is never ending.

MD notices Ari arrive, Orlando invited him. They make peace.

Arango and Ursela are discussing what to do about Susanna. They know that Ivana can’t have children, so there’s nothing to keep Ivana and Dan together once she finds out Dan lied to her. Adoption? Ursela says never, Ivana wouldn’t want any old bloodline to carry on the business. But if we present her with a baby, she may not be able to say no. (if this is wrong, let me know and I’ll fix it)

Back at the not gonna happen party, Ari tries to make up with Doris, but she’s not having any of it. Ari tries one more time, giving her a necklace that he ‘bought’ for her, but she promptly slaps him and leaves. Max comes in just at that moment.


El Fin

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