Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Muchacha Italiana Viene a Casarse #62 Wed 11/18/15 (Mex 90) Here we go again
I almost thought Vitto had overplayed his hand when Fi said it was all too much, between Gianna being sick and her dad having just died and she might actually take of running because she couldn't handle being around any more sickness/death right now, but nooooooooo…she ended up promising never to leave him, as overheard by Diana. Oh, what's he dying of? They don't know yet. They're still running tests. But he's totes dying. *roll eyes* Well, what the hell, it's not like we love Fi for her critical thinking skills.
She called Pedro, in the midst of Vitto's fake "I'm dying" speech and told him NOT to call things off, and then later had a big cry-fest with him in the garden because she can't possibly leave a dying man, blah, blah, blah.
Joaquina did NOT go through with ratting out Roxi and instead said Roxi was being rude to the chauffeur and J didn't think that was appropriate. She scrammed out of there after agreeing to report any further bad behavior on Roxi's part directly to Eloisa. Eloisa told Roxi to keep an eye on G+G and report back to her. She tossed in an idiom "no te hagas como que La Virgen te habla" which is literally "don't act like La Virgen is talking to you" and basically means "don't ignore me" or "don't pretend you didn't understand what I just said."
Osvonia keep hammering on Fed, but Dante comes to the rescue and says HE took her to the Acorp offices to retrieve her cell phone. I'm guessing she'll be completely ungrateful for that later.
Gi cries on Benito's shoulder. Rox gets jealous. She wishes she'd let Gi die. You know how the more you have to say something, the less true it sounds?
Gael collapsed at the columbarium after all. He got taken to the hospital, had his stomach pumped, and then Sergio and Julietta brought him home. [HISTORY ALERT!] Julietta mentions that Sara(?), Gael's mom, was her friend, and she still wouldn't be around today even if she and Os Sr. hadn't died in that car crash. Os Sr. was a cruel bastard and he would have killed her by now. She ponders whether all women who marry an Angeles are cursed--so far, none of the Angeles wives have been happy, and that includes Pedro's mom. Sergio doesn't deny that. Anyway, the point of that conversation was that Gael could really use a mother.
Eloisa's only concern is about the press finding out. She needles Pedro about not doing such a great job handling Gael's rehab, no pun intended. Pedro acts like he didn't know about G+G. Although, this is Pedro we're talking about here, so maybe he didn't know? There's no more faking between Pedro and Eloisa--she's openly manipulating and he's openly sarcastic about it.
Fed goes fishing and gets Fi to admit that yes, Vitto is a "little" sick, but that's all. After her tormenting sends Fi running, Fed calls to congratulate Vitto as she's sure Fi is definitely going to marry him.
Os: Gael's such a loser, dating a nobody.
Sonia: Yeah, you Angeles boys like slumming, don't you? Save your insults, I no longer give a crap. By the way, I found out about how that sale of shares went down.
Os: *stunned silence*
Sonia: What? You thought I was useless?
Os: Whoa, you're, like, all competent and shit! Me likey!
Viewerville: *averts its eyes*
Gael's wallpaper is monochromatic Tetris tiles. Pedro lectures. I stare at the wallpaper. He neither confirms nor denies that he would NOT have been one of the people who would have "not understood" Gael wanting to be with Gianna.
Fi finally got Gi to sleep. She's regretting coming back to the ranch. She cries on Benito's shoulder about having to marry dying Vitto.
Mr. 5ft and I agree that it looks like Eloisa is having a Sonoran hot dog for breakfast. Fi finds out the two weddings are the same day and is crushed. Osvonia, on the other hand, are having a great time. I think scheduling both weddings for the same day just means it's going to be easier to bust them both up at once. Eloisa wants to see Sergio in her room and then Julietta--in that order.
[FFOL ALERT! GET YOUR BOOZE AND/OR CHOCOLATE READY!] Pedro's running after Fi. Oh, she tells him to forget about her and go live his life while she lives hers. [FALSE ALARM! NO FFOL! I REPEAT, NO FFOL!]
Benito drops Gi and Rox off at school and tells them to play nicely. As if!
Alina scolds. Gael whines. She's annoyed with him for breaking up with Gianna. She tries a different tactic and asks him to talk about the good things he remembers about his childhood. QTH, Alina?! Have you not met Gael?
Benito goes to Rey and Adela's and asks them to watch over Vitto because he's dying.
Someone please revoke Izquierdo's license. He helped Vitto pick out a disease. We don't hear what it is, just a long list of symptoms Vitto's going to fake. Only for a while. Later he'll claim it was just an intestinal parasite and he's cured. Diana objects, both to lying to someone to get them to marry you AND to lying about being sick to do it. I have to agree with her that either it's going to blow up in his face or he'll end up having his lie come true. Domingo comes to announce that someone's looking for Diana.
We get shades of the old playboy Sergio as he quite reasonably says that he didn't "waste" the money his dad gave him! He spent it all on chicks and booze and he enjoyed every minute and considered it money well spent. Well, guess what? He's getting nothing from Eloisa. He'll have to depend on Pedro. So what's the problem? Pedro won't get anything from Eloisa either, if Pedro doesn't toe the line. So it's his job to make sure Pedro marries Aitana or they're out in the cold. Julietta arrives, ready to go to Acorp. She's been doing the wedding planning and there are things she needs to show Pedro and Aitana. Sergio is tagging along so he can start earning his keep.
Diana frets while Beto screams in her face ("You're not my mommy! I want my mommy!"). Work? Whatever. Grandma wants the day off, so byeeeeeeeee. Luckily, Adela and Rey were just showing up at the restaurant to fuss over Vitto, so Adela takes over baby duty.
Sergio visits Pedro in his office. Does he really believe it when he tells Pedro Fi was just a fling? He won't let Pedro throw it all away for her. Never mind what I said earlier. He's still the old Sergio.
Tomorrow, the Latin Grammys give us a day off, and not a moment too soon!
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Next: Episode 63
She called Pedro, in the midst of Vitto's fake "I'm dying" speech and told him NOT to call things off, and then later had a big cry-fest with him in the garden because she can't possibly leave a dying man, blah, blah, blah.
Joaquina did NOT go through with ratting out Roxi and instead said Roxi was being rude to the chauffeur and J didn't think that was appropriate. She scrammed out of there after agreeing to report any further bad behavior on Roxi's part directly to Eloisa. Eloisa told Roxi to keep an eye on G+G and report back to her. She tossed in an idiom "no te hagas como que La Virgen te habla" which is literally "don't act like La Virgen is talking to you" and basically means "don't ignore me" or "don't pretend you didn't understand what I just said."
Osvonia keep hammering on Fed, but Dante comes to the rescue and says HE took her to the Acorp offices to retrieve her cell phone. I'm guessing she'll be completely ungrateful for that later.
Gi cries on Benito's shoulder. Rox gets jealous. She wishes she'd let Gi die. You know how the more you have to say something, the less true it sounds?
Gael collapsed at the columbarium after all. He got taken to the hospital, had his stomach pumped, and then Sergio and Julietta brought him home. [HISTORY ALERT!] Julietta mentions that Sara(?), Gael's mom, was her friend, and she still wouldn't be around today even if she and Os Sr. hadn't died in that car crash. Os Sr. was a cruel bastard and he would have killed her by now. She ponders whether all women who marry an Angeles are cursed--so far, none of the Angeles wives have been happy, and that includes Pedro's mom. Sergio doesn't deny that. Anyway, the point of that conversation was that Gael could really use a mother.
Eloisa's only concern is about the press finding out. She needles Pedro about not doing such a great job handling Gael's rehab, no pun intended. Pedro acts like he didn't know about G+G. Although, this is Pedro we're talking about here, so maybe he didn't know? There's no more faking between Pedro and Eloisa--she's openly manipulating and he's openly sarcastic about it.
Fed goes fishing and gets Fi to admit that yes, Vitto is a "little" sick, but that's all. After her tormenting sends Fi running, Fed calls to congratulate Vitto as she's sure Fi is definitely going to marry him.
Os: Gael's such a loser, dating a nobody.
Sonia: Yeah, you Angeles boys like slumming, don't you? Save your insults, I no longer give a crap. By the way, I found out about how that sale of shares went down.
Os: *stunned silence*
Sonia: What? You thought I was useless?
Os: Whoa, you're, like, all competent and shit! Me likey!
Viewerville: *averts its eyes*
Gael's wallpaper is monochromatic Tetris tiles. Pedro lectures. I stare at the wallpaper. He neither confirms nor denies that he would NOT have been one of the people who would have "not understood" Gael wanting to be with Gianna.
Fi finally got Gi to sleep. She's regretting coming back to the ranch. She cries on Benito's shoulder about having to marry dying Vitto.
Mr. 5ft and I agree that it looks like Eloisa is having a Sonoran hot dog for breakfast. Fi finds out the two weddings are the same day and is crushed. Osvonia, on the other hand, are having a great time. I think scheduling both weddings for the same day just means it's going to be easier to bust them both up at once. Eloisa wants to see Sergio in her room and then Julietta--in that order.
[FFOL ALERT! GET YOUR BOOZE AND/OR CHOCOLATE READY!] Pedro's running after Fi. Oh, she tells him to forget about her and go live his life while she lives hers. [FALSE ALARM! NO FFOL! I REPEAT, NO FFOL!]
Benito drops Gi and Rox off at school and tells them to play nicely. As if!
Alina scolds. Gael whines. She's annoyed with him for breaking up with Gianna. She tries a different tactic and asks him to talk about the good things he remembers about his childhood. QTH, Alina?! Have you not met Gael?
Benito goes to Rey and Adela's and asks them to watch over Vitto because he's dying.
Someone please revoke Izquierdo's license. He helped Vitto pick out a disease. We don't hear what it is, just a long list of symptoms Vitto's going to fake. Only for a while. Later he'll claim it was just an intestinal parasite and he's cured. Diana objects, both to lying to someone to get them to marry you AND to lying about being sick to do it. I have to agree with her that either it's going to blow up in his face or he'll end up having his lie come true. Domingo comes to announce that someone's looking for Diana.
We get shades of the old playboy Sergio as he quite reasonably says that he didn't "waste" the money his dad gave him! He spent it all on chicks and booze and he enjoyed every minute and considered it money well spent. Well, guess what? He's getting nothing from Eloisa. He'll have to depend on Pedro. So what's the problem? Pedro won't get anything from Eloisa either, if Pedro doesn't toe the line. So it's his job to make sure Pedro marries Aitana or they're out in the cold. Julietta arrives, ready to go to Acorp. She's been doing the wedding planning and there are things she needs to show Pedro and Aitana. Sergio is tagging along so he can start earning his keep.
Diana frets while Beto screams in her face ("You're not my mommy! I want my mommy!"). Work? Whatever. Grandma wants the day off, so byeeeeeeeee. Luckily, Adela and Rey were just showing up at the restaurant to fuss over Vitto, so Adela takes over baby duty.
Sergio visits Pedro in his office. Does he really believe it when he tells Pedro Fi was just a fling? He won't let Pedro throw it all away for her. Never mind what I said earlier. He's still the old Sergio.
Tomorrow, the Latin Grammys give us a day off, and not a moment too soon!
Previous: Episode 61
Next: Episode 63
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Comments:
Thank you Diva for the recap and thank you Hellashelle for your great opinion. You two made me laugh. I think that the only thing that I liked from this episode was the hot kissing between Sonia and Assvaldo. That was so strange of them but its better than watching them argue. It would be good if they keep them busy working in making the baby they always wanted to have.
hellashelle – re: your rant …. WORD UP!
I want to see that whole family bankrupt and Helloisa working as a WalMart greeter.
I think I keep watching this tontería because it takes my mind off the international news. And I don’t have enough time to pick up a second telenovela right now, with the holidays roaring up at us.
Fan tables on the patio, Lila? I’ve still got my Roxi table on the Patio and my telenovela beanie hat on m y head with chin strap engaged. AFAIK, the entire cast are ALL on dart boards and looking for new agents.
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Rules:
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Oh thank God! Diva, you and Lila are the only things keeping my head from exploding on this thing! It legit makes me angry to watch now. The amount of abuse/uselessBS that pours out of these people's mouths is chocking me. I actually just listened to both last night's and tonight's show's because it made so much more sense to focus the majority of my energy on reading the recaps and comments. Since everything you wrote made me want to laugh through my seething anger and frustration, I'll specifically thank you for the idiom explanation as I wasn't paying enough attention to realize Eloisa had even used one. Grazie, Capitana!
My thoughts:
Federica channeled Eloisa when rubbing salt in the Fiorella's wound tonight. Bitch.
Roxana ordered Ben to take the stairs rather than the elevator then warned Gi off of him in the same breath as she reminded her she can't date Gael. Bitch.
Eloisa...exists. Bitch.
Diana's mom was the absolute saving grace. She was literally the only character worth more than 20% of my attention. Why can't everyone learn from her: enough is enough! I want to award her a gold medal, put her in charge of Pedro and Gael's decisions and get a "Libia Alarcón is my homegirl"; that's how much I needed to see someone tell a user to piss off.
I've decided I don't want anyone to fight for their love/freedom/whatever. I'm tired of that weak shit. No, I want them all to give in to the villains. Give them exactly what they want and then make sure they know that you hate them, your life, and whoever they've forced you to date/marry/whatever. I want Fi to marry Vittorio and spend the next however much time just staring at him with a look on her face that says "I am bored and want to be anywhere else, but this is my job so I have to be here." I want Pedro to simply refuse to speak to Eloisa, insist that her orders be delivered via email, make it clear in his every action that he hates her now and barely tolerates Aitana. I want Gael to...well, Eloisa already ignores him and he'd be better off if Roxana did ignore him, so I don't know. Maybe I just want him to move the f out of that damn house and see if Eloisa even notices as long as she gets reports that Gianna's not with him.
Why do they let such great line opps go? I have yet to hear Pedro ask Eloisa why she doesn't just marry Aitana her damn self since she loves her so much. When Eloisa said the oh-so-young Gael is ensnared by seductive, man-eating Gianna, HOW did Pedro keep from asking "Seductive? We are talking about the girl lying in the hospital bed hooked up to monitors who keeps passing out, right?"
Good lord, I need this break, you guys. This damn show is making my BP rise with the dangerous levels of stupid it's employing. Diva, you forgot an option on the poll yesterday: f) monkey with a computer program that offers the following options to be repeated at random on a mouse click: 1-"FFOL!" 2-Roxana insults a servant 3-A "villain" guilt trips or blackmails a "good guy" 4-someone ends up in the hospital.
My thoughts:
Federica channeled Eloisa when rubbing salt in the Fiorella's wound tonight. Bitch.
Roxana ordered Ben to take the stairs rather than the elevator then warned Gi off of him in the same breath as she reminded her she can't date Gael. Bitch.
Eloisa...exists. Bitch.
Diana's mom was the absolute saving grace. She was literally the only character worth more than 20% of my attention. Why can't everyone learn from her: enough is enough! I want to award her a gold medal, put her in charge of Pedro and Gael's decisions and get a "Libia Alarcón is my homegirl"; that's how much I needed to see someone tell a user to piss off.
I've decided I don't want anyone to fight for their love/freedom/whatever. I'm tired of that weak shit. No, I want them all to give in to the villains. Give them exactly what they want and then make sure they know that you hate them, your life, and whoever they've forced you to date/marry/whatever. I want Fi to marry Vittorio and spend the next however much time just staring at him with a look on her face that says "I am bored and want to be anywhere else, but this is my job so I have to be here." I want Pedro to simply refuse to speak to Eloisa, insist that her orders be delivered via email, make it clear in his every action that he hates her now and barely tolerates Aitana. I want Gael to...well, Eloisa already ignores him and he'd be better off if Roxana did ignore him, so I don't know. Maybe I just want him to move the f out of that damn house and see if Eloisa even notices as long as she gets reports that Gianna's not with him.
Why do they let such great line opps go? I have yet to hear Pedro ask Eloisa why she doesn't just marry Aitana her damn self since she loves her so much. When Eloisa said the oh-so-young Gael is ensnared by seductive, man-eating Gianna, HOW did Pedro keep from asking "Seductive? We are talking about the girl lying in the hospital bed hooked up to monitors who keeps passing out, right?"
Good lord, I need this break, you guys. This damn show is making my BP rise with the dangerous levels of stupid it's employing. Diva, you forgot an option on the poll yesterday: f) monkey with a computer program that offers the following options to be repeated at random on a mouse click: 1-"FFOL!" 2-Roxana insults a servant 3-A "villain" guilt trips or blackmails a "good guy" 4-someone ends up in the hospital.
Thank you so much Hellashelle! I'm dying laughing over here--sorrynotsorry! I applaud every word of your rant! Special high five for "I have yet to hear Pedro ask Eloisa why she doesn't just marry Aitana her damn self since she loves her so much." She bought the ring and it's legal in the DF, right?
Thank you Diva for the recap and thank you Hellashelle for your great opinion. You two made me laugh. I think that the only thing that I liked from this episode was the hot kissing between Sonia and Assvaldo. That was so strange of them but its better than watching them argue. It would be good if they keep them busy working in making the baby they always wanted to have.
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: Thursday, November 19, 2015 at 1:22:00 AM EST
: Thursday, November 19, 2015 at 1:22:00 AM EST
Oh,Kat, I so enjoyed your snarky recap. There is no wiggle room on this show anymore to try and be serious about it is there. All I can say at this point is:
BRING THESE PEOPLE DOWN!! I want the company to be yanked away, all the money to go poof, each and every one of them to start pounding the pavement and go get a real job. They can move into Adela and Rey's neighborhood. Fun ensues.
I don't care one iota for Fi anymore. Now I find her annoying. She does not have to MARRY the coot because he's dying. Feel bad for him, maybe even offer to take care of him, marry? NO.
And this whole Eloisa threatening with the monthly allowance. Oh, I don't know...anyone look at this woman? You could blow her over like a toothpick. If these "baddies" had half a brain they could declare her incompetent and take over the company and purse strings. They all just look like two years olds going to the time out corner. Heck, even two year olds might give you a "No! I don't like you!" and yell back.
And apparently this psyche doc did NADA help for Gael, so Petey if he had a caring bone is his body would get him help finding someone else to work with. An Aitana friend should have given him pause as it is. Jerkwad.
Something better happen of a major plot twist soon because I can't see going on with this wishy washy daily stoopidity for all the episodes we have left. I can get my J.P. Minor fix on P&P.
Daisynjay
BRING THESE PEOPLE DOWN!! I want the company to be yanked away, all the money to go poof, each and every one of them to start pounding the pavement and go get a real job. They can move into Adela and Rey's neighborhood. Fun ensues.
I don't care one iota for Fi anymore. Now I find her annoying. She does not have to MARRY the coot because he's dying. Feel bad for him, maybe even offer to take care of him, marry? NO.
And this whole Eloisa threatening with the monthly allowance. Oh, I don't know...anyone look at this woman? You could blow her over like a toothpick. If these "baddies" had half a brain they could declare her incompetent and take over the company and purse strings. They all just look like two years olds going to the time out corner. Heck, even two year olds might give you a "No! I don't like you!" and yell back.
And apparently this psyche doc did NADA help for Gael, so Petey if he had a caring bone is his body would get him help finding someone else to work with. An Aitana friend should have given him pause as it is. Jerkwad.
Something better happen of a major plot twist soon because I can't see going on with this wishy washy daily stoopidity for all the episodes we have left. I can get my J.P. Minor fix on P&P.
Daisynjay
Permalink posted by : Thursday, November 19, 2015 at 6:48:00 AM EST
: Thursday, November 19, 2015 at 6:48:00 AM EST
You are hilarious Kat, thank you for today and a belated thanks for yesterday
"Whoa, you're, like, all competent and shit! Me likey!"
"Mr. 5ft and I agree that it looks like Eloisa is having a Sonoran hot dog for breakfast"
The only thing separates this from TSTSNBN is a dump.
"Whoa, you're, like, all competent and shit! Me likey!"
"Mr. 5ft and I agree that it looks like Eloisa is having a Sonoran hot dog for breakfast"
The only thing separates this from TSTSNBN is a dump.
Sorellina! Mille grazie!! Here are a few faves out of a great recap of a maddening episode!
Well, what the hell, it's not like we love Fi for her critical thinking skills.
She needles Pedro about not doing such a great job handling Gael's rehab, no pun intended.
There's no more faking between Pedro and Eloisa--she's openly manipulating and he's openly sarcastic about it.
Os: Whoa, you're, like, all competent and shit! Me likey!
Gael's wallpaper is monochromatic Tetris tiles. Pedro lectures. I stare at the wallpaper.
Mr. 5ft and I agree that it looks like Eloisa is having a Sonoran hot dog for breakfast.
[FFOL ALERT! GET YOUR BOOZE AND/OR CHOCOLATE READY!] Pedro's running after Fi. Oh, she tells him to forget about her and go live his life while she lives hers. [FALSE ALARM! NO FFOL! I REPEAT, NO FFOL!]
Someone please revoke Izquierdo's license. He helped Vitto pick out a disease.
Really? I must have blacked out during that part! What a couple of jerks!
GRAZIE!! Diva! Bravo! Fantastico! Girl! You killing me and I love it! Killing me funnily with your words! I had to stop. I was reproducing the whole recap.
Okay, I predict Diana is going to be all like Etta James, "Wait, Stop the Wedding!"
I'll leave any profound analysis to my friends like you, Diva, Doris, Hella and Urban. I just want to spit raspberries at the tv screen and make rude gestures.
But for you, nothing but THANKS!
Well, what the hell, it's not like we love Fi for her critical thinking skills.
She needles Pedro about not doing such a great job handling Gael's rehab, no pun intended.
There's no more faking between Pedro and Eloisa--she's openly manipulating and he's openly sarcastic about it.
Os: Whoa, you're, like, all competent and shit! Me likey!
Gael's wallpaper is monochromatic Tetris tiles. Pedro lectures. I stare at the wallpaper.
Mr. 5ft and I agree that it looks like Eloisa is having a Sonoran hot dog for breakfast.
[FFOL ALERT! GET YOUR BOOZE AND/OR CHOCOLATE READY!] Pedro's running after Fi. Oh, she tells him to forget about her and go live his life while she lives hers. [FALSE ALARM! NO FFOL! I REPEAT, NO FFOL!]
Someone please revoke Izquierdo's license. He helped Vitto pick out a disease.
Really? I must have blacked out during that part! What a couple of jerks!
GRAZIE!! Diva! Bravo! Fantastico! Girl! You killing me and I love it! Killing me funnily with your words! I had to stop. I was reproducing the whole recap.
Okay, I predict Diana is going to be all like Etta James, "Wait, Stop the Wedding!"
I'll leave any profound analysis to my friends like you, Diva, Doris, Hella and Urban. I just want to spit raspberries at the tv screen and make rude gestures.
But for you, nothing but THANKS!
Sonia and Ass seem well suited when they're not going after each other's throats. I imagine they won't get long lasting anvils and will finally have their baby at the end of the TN.
I was definitely paying more attention to the comments than the show: I thought Diana said "me voy embarazar" not the "dar a desear" thing (thanks for that explanation, btw). Grr! Even if Diana revealed her interest to Fi, we would have to endure Fi trying to matchmak and ugh! why?!
Why do u say u leave the "profound analysis" up to others? What a couple of jerks! Sounds both profound and accurate to me :)
I was definitely paying more attention to the comments than the show: I thought Diana said "me voy embarazar" not the "dar a desear" thing (thanks for that explanation, btw). Grr! Even if Diana revealed her interest to Fi, we would have to endure Fi trying to matchmak and ugh! why?!
Why do u say u leave the "profound analysis" up to others? What a couple of jerks! Sounds both profound and accurate to me :)
Daisynjay! I hear ya, girl, I hear ya! Look what these people have done to us! It's a mutiny on the Patio! It may not be as bad as TSTSNBM but it sure has enough time to get even worse!
Praise the Lord for the Latin Grammys!
Praise the Lord for the Latin Grammys!
Gracias, Marla! You have a point there about Os and Sonia. I can't stand them, and I don't think they can stand each other, but somehow they commenced with the snogging and I was in no way confused or thinking it was out of character.
Gracias, Daisynjay! Ooh, that's right, Alina is a friend of Aitana's...and so is Roxi apparently...so somehow in all the time it took Roxi to be a waste of space and Aitana to grow all that hair, Alina had time to get an education and establish a practice. And then they ruin the character by having her be ineffective and unethical. Well ptooey! I reject their veiled sexism and distrust of mental health providers!
Gracias, tofie! Hmmm, let's see...
Useless galan...check!
Spineless protagonista...check!
Big beads...check!
It's TSTSNBN all over again.
Useless galan...check!
Spineless protagonista...check!
Big beads...check!
It's TSTSNBN all over again.
While not confused or thinking it was ooc, my reaction to Sonia and Assvaldo was still "ew."
At the same time, as far as villainous couples, I probably still prefer them to Dante and Federica. Or Eloisa and her walking stick.
At the same time, as far as villainous couples, I probably still prefer them to Dante and Federica. Or Eloisa and her walking stick.
OMG Diva, you're right! It is exactly the same, only with an Italian accent and a cleaner protag! (the big beads are the clincher)
Gracias, Lila! I hope your prediction comes true! I've been rooting for Diana to get her hooks in Vitto good and proper and get him the hell away from Fi and she has largely been a disappointment.
Profound analysis? Raspberries and single digit salutes are plenty profound!
Profound analysis? Raspberries and single digit salutes are plenty profound!
Hellashelle, I went back and checked, to make sure I didn't mis-hear it either, and yep she did say "dar a desear" and "if he wants me he's going to have to work harder" and now I'm even more steamed, because "me voy a embarazar" is a WAY more brilliant plan!
Lila, it does have time to get worse, and that worries me.
So why do I not hate it as much? I don't understand! Is the off-the-charts chemistry between Fi and Pedro when they do have their moments just enough to keep me going? Even when I FF>> if I hit a scene with the two of them standing in close proximity, damn, they glow!
So why do I not hate it as much? I don't understand! Is the off-the-charts chemistry between Fi and Pedro when they do have their moments just enough to keep me going? Even when I FF>> if I hit a scene with the two of them standing in close proximity, damn, they glow!
Hellashelle, I will never trust big beads again. Oh, and I guess all the Italians in this show are real Italians!
Diva, I think you're right about the chemistry between Pedro and Fifi. It was the same with Pablo and Esme. I thought they were smokin' together but the chemistry was used as bait. . .the whole storyline was a big tease, among other things.
Also, even though the Angeles women are pretty classist and nasty and Roxi especially does her share of spewing bile, it in no way matches the down right nasty, racist verbal vomitage of TSTSNBM. . killing Virginia off, etc. That show was hateful in many ways.
Hey! Who's on the dart board? Who has fan tables? The estupidez has made me lose track!
Also, even though the Angeles women are pretty classist and nasty and Roxi especially does her share of spewing bile, it in no way matches the down right nasty, racist verbal vomitage of TSTSNBM. . killing Virginia off, etc. That show was hateful in many ways.
Hey! Who's on the dart board? Who has fan tables? The estupidez has made me lose track!
And they gave us way more of Pablo and Esme fighting and hating on each other than being together, so it's like they just tweaked the formula a bit with Pedro and Fi.
Ugh, I had forgotten about Virginia dying. And frickin' Ines got to live. Blargh!
I think, basically everyone is on somebody's dartboard. I'm at the Simona table. Simona is my homegirl.
Ugh, I had forgotten about Virginia dying. And frickin' Ines got to live. Blargh!
I think, basically everyone is on somebody's dartboard. I'm at the Simona table. Simona is my homegirl.
I think the saving grace here is that there are numerous side stories that are interesting enough to pick up some of the slack (or at least spread out the eye rolling so that we don't dislocate our retinas or something).
The Patio suggested the embarazo storyline, which is a classic tv trope, so we shouldn't be surprised that it makes more sense than the crap they're shoveling our way.
On the plus side, there's still time for it to get both better or worse (omg, do we marry our TNs? Is that why it's so hard to pull away? AUGH!)
The Patio suggested the embarazo storyline, which is a classic tv trope, so we shouldn't be surprised that it makes more sense than the crap they're shoveling our way.
On the plus side, there's still time for it to get both better or worse (omg, do we marry our TNs? Is that why it's so hard to pull away? AUGH!)
Is it close to halloween or is there a masquerade party scheduled cause that's when Pablo got kidnapped by a rabid kitten? We got time for that and already have a card reader.
Kat – Thank you for the snark filled recrap. “Here We Go Again” indeed.
I love your take on that Osvonia confo! You nailed it.
I was waiting for yet another FFOL moment and felt so cheated. Good thing I am out of chocolate.
I invoked the VPC ( Viewer’s Privilege Card) and FFWD--> thru Vito telling Fi about his fake illness. Meh. Whatevs…
”…so far, none of the Angeles wives have been happy, and that includes Pedro's mom. Sergio doesn't deny that.”
Well, all-righty then. That caught my ear, too. This family needs Dr. Phil. Or Montel. Or …. I don’t know what.
”Mr. 5ft and I agree that it looks like Eloisa is having a Sonoran hot dog for breakfast.”
And here I thought Helloisa only ate broken bottles for breakfast.
??? Why did Rox tell Benito to take the stairs instead of the elevator? She said something about his legs…. And then later his parents said he looks like he’s gaining weight???
I love your take on that Osvonia confo! You nailed it.
I was waiting for yet another FFOL moment and felt so cheated. Good thing I am out of chocolate.
I invoked the VPC ( Viewer’s Privilege Card) and FFWD--> thru Vito telling Fi about his fake illness. Meh. Whatevs…
”…so far, none of the Angeles wives have been happy, and that includes Pedro's mom. Sergio doesn't deny that.”
Well, all-righty then. That caught my ear, too. This family needs Dr. Phil. Or Montel. Or …. I don’t know what.
”Mr. 5ft and I agree that it looks like Eloisa is having a Sonoran hot dog for breakfast.”
And here I thought Helloisa only ate broken bottles for breakfast.
??? Why did Rox tell Benito to take the stairs instead of the elevator? She said something about his legs…. And then later his parents said he looks like he’s gaining weight???
hellashelle – re: your rant …. WORD UP!
I want to see that whole family bankrupt and Helloisa working as a WalMart greeter.
I think I keep watching this tontería because it takes my mind off the international news. And I don’t have enough time to pick up a second telenovela right now, with the holidays roaring up at us.
Fan tables on the patio, Lila? I’ve still got my Roxi table on the Patio and my telenovela beanie hat on m y head with chin strap engaged. AFAIK, the entire cast are ALL on dart boards and looking for new agents.
HeHehe Kat your recaps are awesome. Hellashelle, your comments and alternate version was spot on. Its true Pedro is beyond confused. I thought he was aware of the relationship between Gael and Gi? Like Kat said " this is Pedro we are talking about" Boy has too much on his plate. Eloisa thinks she has it all covered, what she is actually gaining is her grandson's contempt. What really bothers me, is the idea that any woman can be considered a play thing. Assvaldo said that to Gael and Pedro, to his eternal shame said that about Fi. Sergio is shameless. Will it kill him to work? I am sure he is capable of something. The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. Helloisa controls all of them with the promise of no inheritance. See how quickly they tow the line. She gets her way and grown ups act like toddlers. This is the only TN I am currently half watching. Don't have the stomach for back stabbings and bed hopping and wife abuse anymore.
The recaps keep me engaged and watching. Univision /Televisa, how about a compensation package for the recapers? Doesnt have to be money,tickets to premiers, award shows, dinner with the writers etc. They could learn alot from our recapers.
Hanna
The recaps keep me engaged and watching. Univision /Televisa, how about a compensation package for the recapers? Doesnt have to be money,tickets to premiers, award shows, dinner with the writers etc. They could learn alot from our recapers.
Hanna
Permalink posted by : Thursday, November 19, 2015 at 12:59:00 PM EST
: Thursday, November 19, 2015 at 12:59:00 PM EST
The preceding exceedingly cranky recap is original and written exclusively for Caray, Caray!
Love it. And you have every right to be exceedingly cranky, Diva. Fortunately, you were also exceedingly funny. And appreciated the chocolate and booze alert. Always helpful. Always needed with this one.
Watched about 5 minutes and Just. Could. Not. Stand. It. Simply too frustrating. And while it's a diversion from the chaos and cruelty of the nightly news, it is increasingly unpleasant in its own way. I can only take so much frustration and despair in an evening, even if some of it is contrived.
But the recaps and the blog comments continue to be a delight. So I'll keep on reading, even if I need a break from watching.
Love it. And you have every right to be exceedingly cranky, Diva. Fortunately, you were also exceedingly funny. And appreciated the chocolate and booze alert. Always helpful. Always needed with this one.
Watched about 5 minutes and Just. Could. Not. Stand. It. Simply too frustrating. And while it's a diversion from the chaos and cruelty of the nightly news, it is increasingly unpleasant in its own way. I can only take so much frustration and despair in an evening, even if some of it is contrived.
But the recaps and the blog comments continue to be a delight. So I'll keep on reading, even if I need a break from watching.
Gracias, Kat. Soldiering on and taking another one for the team.
You are sadly right in that this has more time to get worse. This episode was full #90 out of 176 or 177, if the Mexican finale was two hours.
In all fairness to Alina, Gael's issues can't be solved overnight. He has years of a toxic family to deal with and that can take a couple of years. He doesn't have to become Woody Allen, but he needs time. I so agree that he also needs distance. Student housing should do.
Helloisa played the last card in her deck with the threat of disinheritance. Someone raised the issue of "Doesn't he have his own money?" in the other novela, and I have wondered about this here. Pedro has to have some of his own dinero separate or he couldn't have kept Tania a secret. So what's stopping him now?
You are sadly right in that this has more time to get worse. This episode was full #90 out of 176 or 177, if the Mexican finale was two hours.
In all fairness to Alina, Gael's issues can't be solved overnight. He has years of a toxic family to deal with and that can take a couple of years. He doesn't have to become Woody Allen, but he needs time. I so agree that he also needs distance. Student housing should do.
Helloisa played the last card in her deck with the threat of disinheritance. Someone raised the issue of "Doesn't he have his own money?" in the other novela, and I have wondered about this here. Pedro has to have some of his own dinero separate or he couldn't have kept Tania a secret. So what's stopping him now?
Grazie, Hanna! Yah, this is a lot lighter for a lot of the telenovela fare out there and it DOES keep one's attention off international affairs. I don't look at the "news" anymore, this is my alternative to head in the sand. . .which is suffocating and gets grit in your nose.
Gonna spend time between Simoneta and Diana's Mom's table, I could play with little Beto! Did y'all notice how little Beto screamed as soon as Diana's Mom said ". . .you're his mother!" Pobrecito!
Gonna spend time between Simoneta and Diana's Mom's table, I could play with little Beto! Did y'all notice how little Beto screamed as soon as Diana's Mom said ". . .you're his mother!" Pobrecito!
surely they'll continue to condense episodes I cannot fathom how anyone can watch another 80 of this. Will we have synchronized weddings followed by two weeks of Vitto chasing Fio and Aitana chasing Petey around the bed as FiPi yell I'm not yet spoiled as they pass the window?
Tofie, I truly dread that.
The ridiculous fixation on virginity has always annoyed me and here it's just obscene because of the age difference between Fiorella and Vittorio. My advice to him can't be written here.
The ultimate irony could be that the wedding happens and Vittorio drops dead on the noche de bodas, which leaves his entire fortune to Fiorella. Diana won't like that but she could still have her job and Fiorella would not get upset at learning that little Beto is hers.
The self-fulfilling prophecy thing has already been referenced by the conversation between Rox and Aitana when Rox asked her about going back on a promise made in a prayer. Aitana said she had done that at her age and had been looking over her shoulder ever since. I don't think she was lying.
The ridiculous fixation on virginity has always annoyed me and here it's just obscene because of the age difference between Fiorella and Vittorio. My advice to him can't be written here.
The ultimate irony could be that the wedding happens and Vittorio drops dead on the noche de bodas, which leaves his entire fortune to Fiorella. Diana won't like that but she could still have her job and Fiorella would not get upset at learning that little Beto is hers.
The self-fulfilling prophecy thing has already been referenced by the conversation between Rox and Aitana when Rox asked her about going back on a promise made in a prayer. Aitana said she had done that at her age and had been looking over her shoulder ever since. I don't think she was lying.
Would they really drag this Diana thing out without having her get her man in the end?
Well, I guess I can see it if Diana then spends the rest of the TN seeking revenge on Fi...Nah, what would be the point?
Well, I guess I can see it if Diana then spends the rest of the TN seeking revenge on Fi...Nah, what would be the point?
That wouldn't make sense at all. I'd like Diana to realize that Fiorella doesn't want to marry Vittorio and for her to find out the multiple deceptions he's pulled.
Hellashelle, I will admit, I don't like abandoning a show mid-stream. I'm the same way about books. Although, I've altered my position somewhat when it comes to books I get on subscription from Amazon. Apparently the author gets paid once I get past the 10% mark, so if I really can't stand the book, but the author has been paid, I finish reading it. If not, I return it.
Gracias, doris! Out of chocolate?! No puede ser! Well, I'm glad you didn't need it, in that case. Maybe Benito's putting on weight because he's pregnant. It's not like anything else in this show makes sense, so why not :p
Gracias, Hanna! Lemme think, jobs Sergio would be qualified to do...I'm thinking...I'm thinking...still thinking...there's gotta be something....
You're very kind, but I have all the compensation that I need with the appreciation and the camaraderie on the patio :D And I'd feel weird accepting anything from the network whose work I'm mercilessly skewering!
You're very kind, but I have all the compensation that I need with the appreciation and the camaraderie on the patio :D And I'd feel weird accepting anything from the network whose work I'm mercilessly skewering!
LilaDiva, this was a good recap, the episode
Was silly at best.
Diana: she can't believe that vitto is lying about being sick, seriously? This is what I say about her disbelief, WTH, AND QTH? in
Both languages.
And the maitre d pics helps vitto pick a bad terminal disease, that alone will kill him right
There.
Pedro&fiorella, What the hell ever!!!!
Eloisa uses money to keep these imbeciles in place. all she has to do is say if you don't do this or that you're not going to get any money and those stupid people fall right into place.
I wish them well.
Was silly at best.
Diana: she can't believe that vitto is lying about being sick, seriously? This is what I say about her disbelief, WTH, AND QTH? in
Both languages.
And the maitre d pics helps vitto pick a bad terminal disease, that alone will kill him right
There.
Pedro&fiorella, What the hell ever!!!!
Eloisa uses money to keep these imbeciles in place. all she has to do is say if you don't do this or that you're not going to get any money and those stupid people fall right into place.
I wish them well.
Permalink posted by : Thursday, November 19, 2015 at 7:31:00 PM EST
: Thursday, November 19, 2015 at 7:31:00 PM EST
Gracias, JudyB! I'm really glad we're getting a night off. There's a lot of repetitive ugliness going on. I keep waiting for the wind to shift. In the meantime it's exceedingly cranky recaps!
Gracias, Urban! Yes, Pedro must have money of his own, but is it enough money to support Sergio in the manner to which he's become accustomed? And why does Sergio still need to be supported in that manner when the whole point of his boozing ways was to forget his dead wife...well, now he's got Julietta, and Julietta's got money, so what gives, eh, Sergio?
Hellashelle, I vote Diana clubs Fi over the head before the wedding, strips the dress right off her, adds a thicker veil and marries Vitto herself before he's any the wiser.
Gracias, Nina! Oh, no, it was the shady doctor who helped Vitto, Izquierdo. Domingo is the maitre'd. I hope the dude charged him. WebMD would have told him he was dying for free.
Diva - I'm the same way: I don't like starting in midstream, I don't like watching out of order and I don't like missing the end. It's why I watched of TSTSNBN.
I vote Diana clubs Fi over the head before the wedding, strips the dress right off her, adds a thicker veil and marries Vitto herself before he's any the wiser. OMG, YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! At least I'd get a genuine laugh!
I vote Diana clubs Fi over the head before the wedding, strips the dress right off her, adds a thicker veil and marries Vitto herself before he's any the wiser. OMG, YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! At least I'd get a genuine laugh!
Just realized I'm going out of town tomorrow and will miss the Friday installment of must see TV. LOL. Well I will read the recrap (I wish autocorrect would surrender and quit trying to change that) and kvetch with my patio peeps over the tontería du jour. or should that be tontería del día?. I've stuck it out this far .... In for a penny, in for a pound...(of chocolate).... I've made it this far and I have to make sure Roxi redeems herself. And support our recappers. And wait for the anvils to fall. I will be royally ticked off if there is minimal anvilage by the end of this turkey.
Hablando del Rey de Roma, I wonder if this turkey will be served ,,,, er ,,, broadcast next Thursday night for Thanksgiving?
Hablando del Rey de Roma, I wonder if this turkey will be served ,,,, er ,,, broadcast next Thursday night for Thanksgiving?
No te preocupare; I have enough Russell Stover and Ferrero Rocher (including Nutella) to see us through.
Urban - Nutella can get me through anything. It saved my sanity thru a complete kitchen remodel.. ;-)
Kat, I can only apologize (but can't explain why) that I didn't see this yesterday.
Your recap was excellent and you related pivotal storylines that I missed including the conversation regarding Gael's parents.
"I'm guessing she'll be completely ungrateful for that later" and "Osvonia" were among my favorites.
I was sad Sergio is morphing into the same old sad sack. I had very high hopes.
Eloisa poisons everything and everyone in her realm.
Diana
Your recap was excellent and you related pivotal storylines that I missed including the conversation regarding Gael's parents.
"I'm guessing she'll be completely ungrateful for that later" and "Osvonia" were among my favorites.
I was sad Sergio is morphing into the same old sad sack. I had very high hopes.
Eloisa poisons everything and everyone in her realm.
Diana
Permalink posted by : Friday, November 20, 2015 at 8:26:00 AM EST
: Friday, November 20, 2015 at 8:26:00 AM EST
hellashelle, for bonus points, some of Diana's hair can stick out from under the veil in a super-obvious way that somehow no one notices.
doris, I will admit to curiosity about how Roxi, Gianna, and Gael fare. Plus I'm hoping for some kind of really bizarro anvil for Fed, because after all her shenanigans she deserves an anvil as...creative...as her wardrobe.
Gracias, Diana! I'm disappointed in Sergio. He had a moment where it seemed like he appreciated being the person Gael called in a crisis, even if he wouldn't have been the first (or second) choice. I thought he might start growing up, finally, but El got him in his weak spot.
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doris, I will admit to curiosity about how Roxi, Gianna, and Gael fare. Plus I'm hoping for some kind of really bizarro anvil for Fed, because after all her shenanigans she deserves an anvil as...creative...as her wardrobe.
Gracias, Diana! I'm disappointed in Sergio. He had a moment where it seemed like he appreciated being the person Gael called in a crisis, even if he wouldn't have been the first (or second) choice. I thought he might start growing up, finally, but El got him in his weak spot.
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