Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Muchacha Italiana 1/19/16 #101 These Kids Are So Darn Cute When They’re Happy.

Recap by Sneaky Two Shoes!!!  YAAAAY!!!  Mille grazie!!!!

Os & Sonia
Os wants to know if she’s going to be mad at him forever, he doesn’t want to lose her but if she doesn’t accept his apology they’re not going to be able to go on, and Sonia leaves to puke (I feel kinda pukey too – is it him?)


Party People
Everyone is yelling for the bride and groom to kiss, but Elo puts a damper on things, yelling, ‘This is a joke, right?’  Pietro says he has never been so serious about anything. Elo thinks they’ve been carrying on all along (and they have really) but Pietro and Fiorella tell her they repressed their love until the day of the unweddings when Pietro went looking for Fi and they got together and decided to get together.



Simona is psyched about their togetherness and the romantic image of Pietro absconding w/Fi on his moto but a little miffed that nobody told her about it till now.  Adela and Rey say all that matters is that these 2 crazy kids are married now and everybody knows so bring on the mariachis.  Not so fast Elo kicks everybody out – starting with the mariachis! Adela is all ‘hey this is my house, you can’t kick me out’ but one glare from Senora Eloisa later she’s nervously remembering ‘well I said, my house is your house, so I guess you can do whatever you want, come on everybody lets go.’  Even Fi wimps out and leaves Pietro to face Elo alone.  The predictable argument ensues.  Favorite lines of the argument – Elo –‘I never lied to you, I simply thought differently than you.’  Pietro –‘ Well we still feel differently’



Meanwhile, on the other side of the apartment door, the whole rest of the cast is arguing and trying to listen thru the keyhole and hushing each other loudly. Good times.



Back to the argument – Elo can’t believe its her grandson saying these things, (nothing like getting married to a hot Italian chick and going blind to grow ya some balls apparently)  and is depressed by how low he has fallen  Pietro doesn’t care what she says, the marriage is a done deal and he’s never been so happy.   Upshot – she won’t give her consent, he doesn’t care, he’s not taking it back. She’ll tell him tomorrow if he’s disinherited.  Elo opens the apt door and everybody pretends they weren’t just doing what they were doing.


Pietro gave Fi the gift of fighting for their love for her birthday and she couldn’t be happier with him. They celebrate with a kiss while everybody else watches and then its cheers and mariachis.



Elo made Fidel take her home so she can carp to him about Pietro marrying Fi and his ruined social position ect.  Fidel seems super uncomfortable and reminds her about the hairy and treacherous  dust mop she wanted Pietro to marry. She sends for Dante – Fidel just doesn’t understand.  Dante comes in and denies all knowledge of Fed’s whereabouts or what she’s up to. Elo wonders where her next attack is coming from and tells Dante to double security (hey Eloisa 2x0 is still 0) then complains to dead Max (should this be a drinking game? Drink when she talks to dead Max)



Fi and Pietro get home and she confides she always pretended she didn’t like b-day parties so her parents wouldn’t spend their limited funds on her b-day and could save it for Gia’s school and other more important things, but she always loved parties, especially this one.  Giggles and kissing on the stairs – now they can do that, no more hiding. More kisses.



Agustin fixed Gia a salt and fat free dinner for her heart, she thanks him and asks about his life before finding beautiful Gael. He was a successful writer in Portugal, married, but his wife divorced him when he said he was going to MX to find Gael.  Gael is stunned by this news, and you can tell starting to feel guilty, but Agustin says we had other problems that was just the last straw.  Gia asks if Gael has any half sibs in Portugal – the ex had a daughter who still thinks of him as her father post-divorce.  Gael wants to meet her – sure but Agustin wants to know how they met so he can write their love story so Gia and Gael tell their meet cute with lots of interrupting and Italian and a couple of jokes I didn’t get and cute mock arguing.




Diana and Vitto get home from the hospital, she wants news of Betito before the funeral so she calls Anibal Does she get him? Who knows (or cares)?  Funeral for Di’s mom – Adela and Rey get the why and how from Domingo and argue about whether its gossiping at a funeral, but pull it together and express their condolences to Di. Adela innocently mentions Betito and Di totally breaks down. Vitto takes her out for some air.



Fed tries to get a depressed Pilar to eat and tell her where the proof is but all Pilar says is the same old its with Albano thing, Fed figures out it might be with the breeding records for the horses and forgets all about Pilar potentially starving to death and takes her back to the rancho against her will to look.



Sergio and Pietro in the office
Sergio congratulates Pietro on beating Beg.  Pietro tells him Elo knows about his marriage now.
Sergio tells him he has his support even if they lose it all. Why the change? Its all because of Juli  (he thinks he can live off her?) and her love. Now they talk about the leads in the find Juli’s daughter case.  Pietro gets a headache and then he can see, blurrily and briefly.


They’ve called the doctor and he tells them the seeing is a good sign.  Elo gets on Fi’s case and in the process of fighting for their love the doc is informed of the marriage.  Sergio says ‘hey ma don’t look at me, they didn’t invite me either’ (hedging his bets?)  Pietro reminds Elo they have a conversation pending but she puts him off and heads out (this gives me un mal espina = a bad feeling).  Everyone leaves Pietro and Fi alone to bill and coo.



AnibalThatBastard (cause that’s his name now) and Ramiro plot and plan (and I didn’t pay attention because I was being so pissed at him keeping that baby, I don’t think they said anything new or important)  He’s keeping the kid so Diana won’t turn him in to the police. (wait, wouldn’t that make her more likely to call the police? I think I need a special villain plan beanie tune up).



Pietro and Fi discuss his eyesight coming back, he’s cautious, she’s hopeful.  She tries to make him see by concentrating.  It works.



Roxi has made Beni some scary burnt chilaquiles. Beni is too scared to even try them after she tells him all the things she did to them, so he distracts her from the fact that he’s not going to put that in his mouth by keeping his mouth and hers busy with kisses.



Elo and Pietro argue – She tries to equate his marrying Fiorella with Max’s hooking up w/Quina and having her and Roxi live in.   Pietro points out the holes in that story and basically says Elo and Aitana are equivalent – Slap! – Don’t compare me to that hypocrite!



At the dining table, Os is an ass as per usual. Sonia gets sick. Juli and Sergio discuss the finding her daughter case and then I think the penny dropped for Juli as to why Sonia keeps getting sick.



More arguing w/Petey and Granny. He chose Fi and gran is going to have to accept it.


Fed sneaks Pilar in to the ranch, this time sans black cloaks.



Beni and Roxi get busy on the couch.  Apparently Funerals make Adela and Rey horny; they come home all flirty and w/o turning on the lights go to get busy on the couch. – Occupado!  Everybody is way wierded out. Lots of screaming.



Fi and Pietro discuss Elo’s intransigency, Fi thinks they should give her time, plus Pietro has a hard head too. He wants her to spend the night in his bed but she says he has to rest his eyes and the rest of his body too so she’ll sleep w/Gia. They make dinner plans for tomorrow, but not at La Dolce Vita.



Os finds his bedroom door locked, Sonia inside.  When he asks, decently, for him, what’s up and is she ok, she snaps can’t she get 5 min of peace. Subdued he says he’ll leave her alone and come back later.  We see Sonia bent in tears over a pregnancy test – estoy embarazada (those don’t look like happy tears)



Fed can’t find the horse equivalent of AKC papers in Pietro’s desk and Pilar’s no help at all, all she’ll say is Albano,   Fed is thinking of having it engraved for her, save her some time.   They hear Dante coming and hide.   Pilar scrams but Fed is still behind the curtain when Dante calls her and hears her phone ringing.



Pilar finds Pietro and they have a tearful (and weird) reunion (seriously, it was weird. Maybe it was his shirtlessness, maybe I’m twisted, but they didn’t look like mother and son, it looked like he was going to start making out with her, and she with him. Am I the only one who saw that? Oh well, maybe it’ll look less weird in the next epi).

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Grazie Tantissimo, Sneaky! I'll be back in a flash. . .got stuff on the stove! Can't wait!
 

What a crazy episode. Thanks sneaky!! Really funny and yes, that end went from joyous to a little creepy. They seem to love face grabbing in this TN, never seen so much of it with all the characters. Must be the direction.

I can see why Sonia is crying. Does she or does she not then stay with Asshat
who claims he loves her....again? Personally, I'd be outta there and sue his ass for divorce and all that comes with it. Said video she had would work nicely. Bet she doesn't though.

Well, the Old Bat is back in form. Didn't take long. Her appreciation of the lowly under her feet didn't last long. Like I said yesterday, she's all willing to party with you, but apparently they are still classless and no intermarriage allowed. Sums up why her idea on the proper way to dine doesn't it.

I'm sorry, but sight or no sight, Fi and Petey should move out. No way Elo wants her as her assistant anymore. Best thing to happen to Petey would be for Elo to throw him out. I'd be shocked if he was broke with no money set aside of his own. If he doesn't, then he was pretty stupid. Somehow I think the Pilar reveal will change all the dynamics in the house.

Gia can move out with Gael. There is such a thing as student housing--by the looks, oh my the looks, of Papa C, maybe they could do the family thing with him. And lord love him, the man can cook!!! I want to be about 15 years younger and find that man. (My thanks to the editors for keeping their scissors away from those scenes last night. Oh, that smile...the puddle at the G&G table is me melting. Sorry for the mess.)

Daisynjay






 

Sneaky2Shoes – Thank you for the great recap!

It is so nice to finally see Pedro FFTL and standing up to granny! Squee! Is it possible he finally grew a
pair?

Clearly, Eloisa did not spend enough time on the streets, learning about real life and real people. Bruja!

What was with that horse statue in Pedro's room? The way the camera kept dancing around it, they might as well have just had the thing swinging around on a wire, the way it was overly obvious they wanted us to see it.

That scene where Pilar goes to Pedro and he’s all “Mama, Mama” was just a bit too freaky. Because, seriously, who wakes up and does not freak out, themselves, over someone all over them saying ‘mi hijo’? Weird, just like SneakyTwoShoes said. Bizarre. Equis.




 

thank ya Sneaky.

Why didn't Petey have this conversation months ago?
 

Ok, Im going to thank sneaky two shoes for
This recap, Thank you. Your snarkiness is funny.
Now when I saw petey & mom together I was
Very happy for the both of them. They need
Each other, badly. Granny is acting like an ol
Raving lunitic. She need to get over herself. &
She needs to see that these young folk just
Might walk out and leave her old grey but & her loot to her society that she is so fond of.
She hasn"t learned anything at all. So she's
Saying that fiorella would cause them to loose the wealth cause she is not highly snoty and educated like dumb asstana? Well
Education has done nothing for the hairy one She's still dumb. Eloisa come to think of it
Aren't that smart neither. The senora is just a
Straight up snotty snob. What the hell kind of
A relationship did elo and max have?

Lila, DON'T BURN THE DINNER!!!! :-D

 

Sneaky, this is an absolute delight! I think this is a pivotal episode for more detail on the marriage reveal and the reunion of Pedro and Pilar. Sneaky, I think the shirtlessness and the kiss on the shoulder injected a creepy factor. I kinda wish that hadn't happened but, oh well. Maybe since this first view it will look less weird tonight.

Here are some things that caught my eye and tickled my funny bone:

Elo can’t believe its her grandson saying these things, (nothing like getting married to a hot Italian chick and going blind to grow ya some balls apparently)

Pietro gave Fi the gift of fighting for their love for her birthday

Fidel seems super uncomfortable and reminds her about the hairy and treacherous dust mop she wanted Pietro to marry.

Everyone leaves Pietro and Fi alone to bill and coo.

Apparently Funerals make Adela and Rey horny; they come home all flirty and w/o turning on the lights go to get busy on the couch.


Ah, those are just great! Another weird moment was Adela and Rey actually kissing on the lips and apparently ready to take care of some bidness after coming from a funeral! Good Lord! Nothing wrong with the kiss, yes, older people do that and more, but yah, the first time we see them randy or have any indication that they did the do other than to get Benito and it's after Diana's Mom's funeral. Funny/weird!

HA! Thanks, Nina! Dinner is safe!
 

Daisy! Amen!

And lord love him, the man can cook!!! I want to be about 15 years younger and find that man. (My thanks to the editors for keeping their scissors away from those scenes last night. Oh, that smile...the puddle at the G&G table is me melting. Sorry for the mess.)


 

Thanks Sneaky! I agree that the mother and son reunion looked a little weird with Pedro shirtless.

I had thought that the stuffed toy would hold the papers that Frederica is searching for, but perhaps they will turn up in the horse statue or in the box next to it, also shown a few times last night.

Or maybe they'll use the horse statue to hit someone over the head, as was done with the candlestick that was prominently in the foreground of a few scenes in LQNPA.
 

Sneaky, thank you for stepping in to give our poor overworked Lila a break - and to give us a full and funny report on last night's happenings. great job!
Doris, I so agree about the insistence they had in showing us the horse statue in Pedro's bedroom. Methinks this is a new place to look for the missing proof of Max's evil plot against his brother.
Ann C
 

SNEAKY2: A big thank you! It was a full-packed, high-speed episode and your recap didn't slow down for a minute or miss a beat. It's already late out here on the Left Coast, but just let me say I did get a weird vibe from Pedro's reunion with Mommy. Just a little bit. Okay it was really weird.

J in Oregon
 

Thanks Sneaky! I haven't seen the episode, but I got a weird vibe the other night when Pedro put his hand on Eloisa's chest/breast when speaking about her (shriveled) generous heart.
 

Funeral horniness is a real thing. I've experienced it; I've been told about it. I've collected enough anecdotal evidence to say that people get a "carpe diem" rush and set out to feel alive. So Rey/Adela rings true for me.
 


Thank you sneaky shoes for your funny recap.

Dam Helloisa is more stubborn than a mule but a big hurray to Pietro for defending his marriage with Fiorella even when the way in which he threw the bomb was not the best. Too bad that he received that big slap from grandma. Ouch, that must have hurt a lot.

Oh Adela is awesome. Nobody is gonna fire me from my own house. Go Adela, what was this old lady thinking? That the world spins around her?

Oh I think that Sonia's tears when she said I am pregnant could be in some way of happiness but at the same time she could feel a little bit confused or afraid. This poor woman has lost 2 babies, the first one was born dead and the other he lost it with the dna test. Neither of her pregnancies has arrived in the best moments of her life, oh well with a husband like Ass what can we expect. She could have a fobia of having illusions with this new pregnancy to then pass through the same heartbreaking situation.

Oh Nina answering your question about Elo and Max's relationship, I can imagine their relationship just as something similar to Sonia and Assvaldo's marriage.
 

Well its a wonder she (elo) was able to have a child at all with max spreadin the bad seed
Around. But O well to each her own. I guess the Writers thought that mother and son would Be so happy to see each other, who'd care how weird it would look, or make the veiwer Feel. Just sayin. But this show is full
Of awkwardness. And since it's moving along quickly we are sure to see some more of the strange,weird,awkwardness.

Thanks again sneaky two shoes. Girl that name is hilarious. :-D
 

Big thanks Sneaky two shoes.

It would be nice if Fiorella and Pietro actually leave Eloisa's house, but its probably near impossible with how controlling she is. Pietro reunion with his mother also seemed a little bit weird. I'm not sure of what to make of Sonia's pregnancy but she is forever linked to Assvaldo so i guess her tears are well warranted

Elorej
 

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