Caray, Caray!

Recap by Sneaky Two Shoes!!!  YAAAAY!!!  Mille grazie!!!!

Os & Sonia
Os wants to know if she’s going to be mad at him forever, he doesn’t want to lose her but if she doesn’t accept his apology they’re not going to be able to go on, and Sonia leaves to puke (I feel kinda pukey too – is it him?)


Party People
Everyone is yelling for the bride and groom to kiss, but Elo puts a damper on things, yelling, ‘This is a joke, right?’  Pietro says he has never been so serious about anything. Elo thinks they’ve been carrying on all along (and they have really) but Pietro and Fiorella tell her they repressed their love until the day of the unweddings when Pietro went looking for Fi and they got together and decided to get together.



Simona is psyched about their togetherness and the romantic image of Pietro absconding w/Fi on his moto but a little miffed that nobody told her about it till now.  Adela and Rey say all that matters is that these 2 crazy kids are married now and everybody knows so bring on the mariachis.  Not so fast Elo kicks everybody out – starting with the mariachis! Adela is all ‘hey this is my house, you can’t kick me out’ but one glare from Senora Eloisa later she’s nervously remembering ‘well I said, my house is your house, so I guess you can do whatever you want, come on everybody lets go.’  Even Fi wimps out and leaves Pietro to face Elo alone.  The predictable argument ensues.  Favorite lines of the argument – Elo –‘I never lied to you, I simply thought differently than you.’  Pietro –‘ Well we still feel differently’



Meanwhile, on the other side of the apartment door, the whole rest of the cast is arguing and trying to listen thru the keyhole and hushing each other loudly. Good times.



Back to the argument – Elo can’t believe its her grandson saying these things, (nothing like getting married to a hot Italian chick and going blind to grow ya some balls apparently)  and is depressed by how low he has fallen  Pietro doesn’t care what she says, the marriage is a done deal and he’s never been so happy.   Upshot – she won’t give her consent, he doesn’t care, he’s not taking it back. She’ll tell him tomorrow if he’s disinherited.  Elo opens the apt door and everybody pretends they weren’t just doing what they were doing.


Pietro gave Fi the gift of fighting for their love for her birthday and she couldn’t be happier with him. They celebrate with a kiss while everybody else watches and then its cheers and mariachis.



Elo made Fidel take her home so she can carp to him about Pietro marrying Fi and his ruined social position ect.  Fidel seems super uncomfortable and reminds her about the hairy and treacherous  dust mop she wanted Pietro to marry. She sends for Dante – Fidel just doesn’t understand.  Dante comes in and denies all knowledge of Fed’s whereabouts or what she’s up to. Elo wonders where her next attack is coming from and tells Dante to double security (hey Eloisa 2x0 is still 0) then complains to dead Max (should this be a drinking game? Drink when she talks to dead Max)



Fi and Pietro get home and she confides she always pretended she didn’t like b-day parties so her parents wouldn’t spend their limited funds on her b-day and could save it for Gia’s school and other more important things, but she always loved parties, especially this one.  Giggles and kissing on the stairs – now they can do that, no more hiding. More kisses.



Agustin fixed Gia a salt and fat free dinner for her heart, she thanks him and asks about his life before finding beautiful Gael. He was a successful writer in Portugal, married, but his wife divorced him when he said he was going to MX to find Gael.  Gael is stunned by this news, and you can tell starting to feel guilty, but Agustin says we had other problems that was just the last straw.  Gia asks if Gael has any half sibs in Portugal – the ex had a daughter who still thinks of him as her father post-divorce.  Gael wants to meet her – sure but Agustin wants to know how they met so he can write their love story so Gia and Gael tell their meet cute with lots of interrupting and Italian and a couple of jokes I didn’t get and cute mock arguing.




Diana and Vitto get home from the hospital, she wants news of Betito before the funeral so she calls Anibal Does she get him? Who knows (or cares)?  Funeral for Di’s mom – Adela and Rey get the why and how from Domingo and argue about whether its gossiping at a funeral, but pull it together and express their condolences to Di. Adela innocently mentions Betito and Di totally breaks down. Vitto takes her out for some air.



Fed tries to get a depressed Pilar to eat and tell her where the proof is but all Pilar says is the same old its with Albano thing, Fed figures out it might be with the breeding records for the horses and forgets all about Pilar potentially starving to death and takes her back to the rancho against her will to look.



Sergio and Pietro in the office
Sergio congratulates Pietro on beating Beg.  Pietro tells him Elo knows about his marriage now.
Sergio tells him he has his support even if they lose it all. Why the change? Its all because of Juli  (he thinks he can live off her?) and her love. Now they talk about the leads in the find Juli’s daughter case.  Pietro gets a headache and then he can see, blurrily and briefly.


They’ve called the doctor and he tells them the seeing is a good sign.  Elo gets on Fi’s case and in the process of fighting for their love the doc is informed of the marriage.  Sergio says ‘hey ma don’t look at me, they didn’t invite me either’ (hedging his bets?)  Pietro reminds Elo they have a conversation pending but she puts him off and heads out (this gives me un mal espina = a bad feeling).  Everyone leaves Pietro and Fi alone to bill and coo.



AnibalThatBastard (cause that’s his name now) and Ramiro plot and plan (and I didn’t pay attention because I was being so pissed at him keeping that baby, I don’t think they said anything new or important)  He’s keeping the kid so Diana won’t turn him in to the police. (wait, wouldn’t that make her more likely to call the police? I think I need a special villain plan beanie tune up).



Pietro and Fi discuss his eyesight coming back, he’s cautious, she’s hopeful.  She tries to make him see by concentrating.  It works.



Roxi has made Beni some scary burnt chilaquiles. Beni is too scared to even try them after she tells him all the things she did to them, so he distracts her from the fact that he’s not going to put that in his mouth by keeping his mouth and hers busy with kisses.



Elo and Pietro argue – She tries to equate his marrying Fiorella with Max’s hooking up w/Quina and having her and Roxi live in.   Pietro points out the holes in that story and basically says Elo and Aitana are equivalent – Slap! – Don’t compare me to that hypocrite!



At the dining table, Os is an ass as per usual. Sonia gets sick. Juli and Sergio discuss the finding her daughter case and then I think the penny dropped for Juli as to why Sonia keeps getting sick.



More arguing w/Petey and Granny. He chose Fi and gran is going to have to accept it.


Fed sneaks Pilar in to the ranch, this time sans black cloaks.



Beni and Roxi get busy on the couch.  Apparently Funerals make Adela and Rey horny; they come home all flirty and w/o turning on the lights go to get busy on the couch. – Occupado!  Everybody is way wierded out. Lots of screaming.



Fi and Pietro discuss Elo’s intransigency, Fi thinks they should give her time, plus Pietro has a hard head too. He wants her to spend the night in his bed but she says he has to rest his eyes and the rest of his body too so she’ll sleep w/Gia. They make dinner plans for tomorrow, but not at La Dolce Vita.



Os finds his bedroom door locked, Sonia inside.  When he asks, decently, for him, what’s up and is she ok, she snaps can’t she get 5 min of peace. Subdued he says he’ll leave her alone and come back later.  We see Sonia bent in tears over a pregnancy test – estoy embarazada (those don’t look like happy tears)



Fed can’t find the horse equivalent of AKC papers in Pietro’s desk and Pilar’s no help at all, all she’ll say is Albano,   Fed is thinking of having it engraved for her, save her some time.   They hear Dante coming and hide.   Pilar scrams but Fed is still behind the curtain when Dante calls her and hears her phone ringing.



Pilar finds Pietro and they have a tearful (and weird) reunion (seriously, it was weird. Maybe it was his shirtlessness, maybe I’m twisted, but they didn’t look like mother and son, it looked like he was going to start making out with her, and she with him. Am I the only one who saw that? Oh well, maybe it’ll look less weird in the next epi).

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