Thursday, April 28, 2016

Sueño de amor, Ep. 37 (4.28.2016) Reecherd is officially free but it's not taking applications.

You get a box, and you get a box, everybody gets a box...

Novia de estudiante, nunca esposa de profesionista
Mapato (Mapa[mamá+papá]+Patricia) get ready because Patolucas (Patricia+Luca) have a date. For them, none of their dates are just ordinary dates. All are special. This is the first after he quitted school to be closer to the women he loves, his mother and this duck.
Luca arrives with rose bouquet #1 and while their music plays only for them and stops when they are off screen, Patricia tells Luca something she has never told him before: He is the perfect man. He is a hero for being so understanding, he is more good than the bread (as long as it is gluten free), and even when he confesses he is selfish, is only for love, because he wants her only for himself, so that's fine. Have you seen the slug's trail?well, these two leave a trail too, a syrupy viscous molassey sticky trail. 
They keep with the arrumacos and giving like! to anything they say. Suddenly, while they start animorphing into ducks, Luca shows his Kinky side and unveils that he likes handcuffs, BDSM and even Gorilla glue. And is not the Aflac duck showing up for the commercial, is them who now quack to each other. Translation: Yo mucho más, in duck language: quack!!  <(") Ditto. Me more! I love you, quack (me more), quack, quack!! Like this or more ridiculous? ('')> quack! (more!)

Chente LePew, who has been watching the happy couple from his tweety bird convertible and then follows them, is now taking pictures with a huge fisher price camera. I hope he doesn't drop it.

Pataslocas, feeling what I want to believe is her spidey sense tingling, tells Luca that Vicente gives her bad thorn (le da mala espina #1).

Pedicardo (Pedro+Ricardo) have the conversation with the instructions because when Ricardo is not near Esperanza, he needs assistants to do all the corny stuff he likes to do to her. In this case, since he is about to sign the divorce, he needs help telling Esperanza, but not with a text message or with edible arrangements. That is so XX century. Besides, she should be the one working for the FBI, because she can solve anything and finds out everything they're up to. I am sure that if she was in charge of finding La sombra, the criminal would be already in jail near the end of his term.

Does poultry have ears?
Sueño de amor Patoluca style is contagious. Krissmo (Kristel+Erasmo) swear eternal love one more time in his house and he promise to give her a new doll, because that's what she is for him, a doll! (Speaking about dolls, Selena has a Cleo doll from the Telerín Family). 
Flashbacking in excess are damaging Erasmo hearing. He asks Kristel if theres something he can do for her and she says NO. But he asks again, can I be of help to you? I ALREADY SAID IT, NOOOO!

Once Kristel leaves, Kikella (Kiko+Estrella), who were within hear shot, ask him why she left!? Then they talk about the University and the broncas he has and the ones he doesn't need but he wants because they're Kristels and everything about her is biutiful, even her problems.

Once Pato is gone to her honeydate, Pedranza (Pedro+Esperanza), have a talk about love, Aranza and him just broke up and now he wants to go see Kristel, but Esperanza tickles his ribs until convincing him to eat boiled limp zucchini. We women are very complicated perceptive- she says- and probably Aranza felt that you were insincere and that's why she left you. She knows you love Kristel and not her (even when she can be any man's fantasy: a nun, a hoe, la niña, la pinta y la santa María all in one).

The black dude always dies first
Andicardo (Andrew+Ricardo) congratulates him for doing almost nothing. Well, comparing all the mistakes he has done in the last 10 years including mistaken a perfectly innocent man and surrounding him with armed men about to shoot him when his only crime was having two kids in the same school, the arrest to Triano Ivanobitch is like winning an Oscar! Boss asks why are you so happy? I thought you'd never ask boss, because I am finally with the love of my life. Ok, so you're not coming back here after the sombra is caught? (as if he could get the job done, he wishes!)
Are you retiring or just transferring to the mexican police HQ? 
Boss then asks another personal question, why are you SO OBSESSED with catching La Sombra? It's not obsession, it's MY JOB!!! Besides, he killed Mike, my best friend and teammate, almost my son! I trained him. And when he died in my arms I cried like, nOooooooOOOO!!! In a very dramatic black and white flashback... didn't you just see it?
He took a life, I just his hand, but no one should be in danger because of him. I swear I will get him! I have now another clue: He has two more kids! In the same school!! 
You said that the first time! Remember?

Esperanza saca las uñas
After Pedro finally leaves to face his fears with Kristel, Espernesto (Esperanza+Ernesto) fight because he wants to have his way with her but now she is knows judo and jiu-jitsu and sopas! Manita de puerco. We don't want anything from you! Let me ask Patricia.
Dumbest (Dumb+Dumber) arrive with half of their famous ice cream because Puerquirio is eating from one of the trays.
Esperanza burst their bubble because that flavor already exists outside VdelaP church (only mention today, Thanks!), so she goes online to find out if that name is actually taken (yeah. Like the street vendor took the time and he trouble to register the bin where he mixes all the leftovers from the day before) or they can register it so nobody can use it in the future. Well, we can always call it Pasión y Poder, Un camino hacia el destino or El hotel de los secretos ice cream, can't we? 
Adán asks Esperanza: Do you really love Ricardo even when he is short, ugly, weak, bald, chubby and an excellent secret agent? To what she answers: Are we playing antonyms? Yes I love him so!

Shirlena (Shira+Selena) are in the bedroom and while She-Ra sees Selena's future without the need of a crystal ball as the little girl sleeps, she gets a phone call from Ricardo. Don't worry, everything is Ok.

It's not raining, that's why you can see my glycerin tears
Pedrostel (Pedro+Kristel) kiss in the middle of the street while Erasmo watches from behind a light pole. What was he doing there? Why did she decide to run to the street when they could have kissed at the door? Why doesn't she fight and surrenders to the lippy caress? Obvious.
In my 50+ years I swear that I have never listened or watched anything that I shouldn't have. I'd like to know if this is only a telenovela gimmick or any of you have experienced that and how did it affect your life. 
After the kiss and the betrayed lover gone, Kristela realizes that she loves them both but prefers Erasmo. Could it be that Pedro looks ambiguously suspicious with his manbun?

Ni con ellos ni sin ellos tienen mis males remedio
Con ellos porque me matan, sin ellos porque me muero
Begacho (Begonia+Ignacio) are in a restaurante and he starts crying because is very unhappy. He is with his wife now but he misses his friends. Men! Who can understand them? 

Back in the Warriors household, Pedranza (Pedro+Esperanza), tell everybody he finally grew balls and kissed Kristell, while Adquirio (Adán+Puerquirio) put their mouths closer with the excuse of the ice cream spoon and feeding one another, whisper: He kissed her!! 

Its flashback time again in the white roosters cage, only now they're fake. Yes! They're mixed with wet dreams. Unless I fell aspleep (which I won't rule out as a possibility) this flashbacks now include a trip to the beach??? When did Krissmo went to the beach? In their daydreams during the serenata? That shouldn't count! Please someone explain that to me...

Anyway, If you have missed this novela, don't worry, half of it is shown in the beginning of each episode and the other half is flashbacks. We got you covered.

Krisgarita (Kristel+Margarita) are confused because she thinks love is not possible between three people. Really? Ask granny about the hippie communes my dear... or about the mormons... or about Doña Flor... 

-What's up hermosísima?
-Pedro stole a kiss from me in the middle of the street!
-That's good!
-Not so good, now I am more confused than ever!
-That's bad!
-Not that bad, I LIKED IT!
-That's good!
-Not so good, now I think I am cheating on Erasmo!
-Mmm, that's bad!
-Not so bad, if I don't tell him, right?
-Excuse me, I think I left the beans on the stove...

Nadie me quiere, todos me odian, mejor me como un gusanito
Salmiana (Salma+Silvana) talk about the mistake she made. What's side are you on? The side of the money of course. Where are we going to live? What would my hundreds of followers on ''guesswho' or ''cheater'' think? That I am a teen mom bouncing like a tennis ball between parents? 
When someone goes to the hospital, everybody goes to the hospital, when someone gets a divorce, everybody gets one too... will we have more pregnancies after this one?

En esta casa nadie miente
When Patricia gets home she has a package she found by the door. She shows it to Pedranza (Pedro+Esperanza) and when it's open, there's a surprise gift inside. She would have preferred it was a black orchid, but it was a pink baby doll with black lace sent by, wanna guess? No other than Chente le Pew! Patricia is going to hell because she lied without crossing her fingers and says that is all a weird joke from Luca, yeah, right! He is not that weird! God, all in this house suffer from love related issues. Next house please!

Selanza (Selena+Esperanza) y Shirodrigo (Shira+Rodrigo) get together when the nanny drops them and Esperanza feels the bad vibe using her spidy senses... More ''bad thorn'' here! (Bad thorn #2) Oh, you have security outside, I see... asks She-Ra, Of course, replays Esperanza, is a little luxury but we are worth it...

Rekracy (Ricardo+Kracy) sign the last papers for the divorce while she cries, she begs and even crawls but he is not moving from his decision. She will fight for the custody
and threaten to make his life miserable not letting him see the kids... You don't want me as your wife? You will have me as your worse enemy! 
Will she become la sombra now? Please?

La casa de la Colina
Adrinesto (Adrián+Ernesto) leave the house they had to move to another place. I missed the scene where Adrián was asked, who side are you on now, son? 

At the Palatitute (Palacios+Institute), Espélix (Esperanza+Félix) confess his love for her while the tribunes Salmid (Salma+Sasquatch Astrid) immortalized the moment for the social media. Beauty and the beast, will be the meme headline that will make Márgara's parachute undies fall flat on the floor.

Silvana, back from the Brooms to go sale (where she grabbed one for her now ''inchima'' Mrs Kidman), watches like Big Sister and even hears when Patentedro (Patricia+Vicente+Pedro) get into a big fight and they hit each other. Pedro tells the preppy rich boy that he will kill him if he hurts his sister. Keep an eye on this! Remember that he said that if he keep stalking Pato he's a dead man!

Luckily, Silvana likes her coffee as cold as herself, otherwise, Quintina would have suffered 3rd degree burns when she was stumbled upon.

Once Vicente is removed to the principal's office, Patedro (Patricia+Pedro) talk about the failed relationship with Aranza. Vicente was there pursuing his dream love but only annoyed Patedro. Once the fight is over, Kristel arrives and say hello to her friend, ignoring contestant #2.


Fatal attraction 2.5
Silvente (Silvana+Vicente) helps him after the fight and asks how is Gonzalo doing? (More than her boss, seems like they are very good friends). 
He then confesses his obsession mad love for Patricia.
If Salma were a virgin I'd offer her to you, but, have you meet Kristel? If she can love 2 boys, why not three? -No! I love ducks and I would kill for her if I have to!
Suddenly, the bowl moves by itself thanks to the telekinetic powers of ghostly Agatha.

In the constrction site, while the workers carry bricks two at a time, Erásnimo (Erasmo+Jerónimo) talk about the failed relationship. Mario overhears that someone made Erasmo's corazón añicos, pinole (toasted corn powder) and wants to know who. He wants to know everything, so I recommend he sticks to watching the flashbacks.

After Silvato (Silvana+Pato) reprimands for messing with the untouchable boss's son, Ricardo calls his step daughter to be to tell her that the divorce is finished and he is now free to fly to another country. Back to México.

In her classroom Esperanza teaches the persian proverb ''patience is a tree with bitter roots that gives sweet fruits''. Napoleón brings her (among whistles and cries from the pupils) a huge bouquet of roses #2 and when she opens the card, she doesn't have to read, because Ricardos face is there to tell her the news live: The truth is that his words don't match the card: He says 'estoy'' and the card reads ''soy''. Check it out. Also, Salma feels nausea and almost throws up with the flowers perfume. Virgilio feels sad knowing that against Prof. Ricardo, he doesn't have  chance.

Outside, Homelessnigo (Homero+Selena+Rodrigo) is sad because he doesn't like granola bars. I bet is something else related to his father, but he wants to pretend, like in his RPGs.

In Prof Israel class, Pedristel (Pedro+Kristel) look at each other and when he sends her a little note saying that he can not live withour her, she leaves abruptly to see if its true and he dies. Due to the teacher blindness, one of the girls could get away with braiding her hair like one of the characters from Lord of the rings. In what Universe is that in?

Ya chole con el secreto!
Patanza (Patricia+Aranza) are disilusioned even when she dyed her hair as red as Kristel's. Sadly they're not friends, otherwise, they could buy haircolor in bulk. They keep grind and grind (muele y muele) with that thing about a secret. Show me your house or you have a terrible secret! 

Kikella is achicopalado (sad) for Erasmo. Markikella (Margarita+Kiko+Estrella) talk about the broncas between Krissmo, but hippy granny is not telling.

Adrella (Adrián+Estrella) tries to win her for I lost the count time  and she is hesitant in the beginning but the peer pressure is high, so she gives up and accept him again! Fool!We girls like it like that, said maggie, que viva el amor! Adrián uses a long list of things to compare her like my sky, my galaxy, my everything, my cherry liquor (botellita de jerez).
-I am also very hard to get, says Margara playing antonyms on opposites day.
But Estrella, who bites her smartphone every time she's hungry, made it very easy to take Adrián again! Don't come crying to me later girl, I thought you were smart! 

Speaking about Maggie, when she sees the meme from Espélix put the scream in the sky, What? Esperanza is my rival?? How can I compete with that? Oh, yes. If I were only 30 years younger, right?

De tín marín, de do pingué, cúcara mácara, títere fue
Patell (Patricia+Kristel) talk about arbitrary decisions and how she will decide who to date tossing a coin. Hey, says patricia, why not use the classic eenie meenie miny moe, grab the tiger by the toe? If you know it well you can always cheat (whoever is ''eenie'' will not be chosen). Argh! In the most interesting game that could have sealed the lovers fate, Patricia gets a phonecall from her Official stepfher (what?- said Kristell). Don't mind me, I understand myself. You better! Pato didn't fit in herself of so much happiness, ¡Que buena onda, increíble, yupi, magnifico, supercalifragilisticoespialidoso! Now I have two dads!!

Espadriella (Esperanza+Adrián+Estrella) talk abot the theater play and the way they judges (including Esperanza) decided that Salma will be Rebecca, the dame and Estrella Carlota the villain, both fighting for the handsome Sergio (Adrián). Whaaaat? Art imitates life? Or is it all a game of the gods to play with their emotions?

The play, once called ''sueño de amor'', probably inspired by some of the classics in spanish literature, is now 'amor prohibido'' probably inspired by Selena y los dinos.

Nachucas (Nacho+Lucas) is a crying messenger. Nacho is that kind of guy that always looks for a job, begging God not to find it. Then he blames Begadirio (Begoña+Adán+Puerquirio) when everything goes wrong. Begonia already took Silvana's picture (showed her underwear), so now her comedic relief moment was to mix up words:
Here's your ''señete, pacor''. I mean, your 'paquete, señor''. Like in real life anyone could say, here's you sack, pir, or here's your backage, poss, or here's your boss, box!... LOL !

The rat from ALBORADA is here again, dead, but still working!
I am sure you remember that fake rat from either PASION o ALBORADA. Well... Chente Lepew found it in Televisa's back lot and put it in a box. No doubt love makes people blind AND STUPID, because I don't see the point of sending a dead rat to a love rival but anyway.

Pedranza (Pedro+Esperanza) gets guess what? ANOTHER box! A surprise gift, what could it be, a dead possum or a live racoon? Maybe Schrodinger's cat? By the look on her face, Esperanza liked it!

As you can see, this was the surprise gift episode. The only thing missing was Rick's d*ck in a box!!

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Hope you enjoy it after PASION Y PODER --gran final--
See you all tomorrow!
 

I am adding a sad footnote as I have just heard from Emilia (Mike and Emilia...who have been on the blog off and on since Querida Enemiga). Their daughter Jennifer died today. Emilia and Mike consider many of you on CarayCsray to be friends and so she wanted to let you know.

Would that we only had to witness heartbreak and loss in these fictionalized stories and not in real life. But it is not to be. Wrap Emilia and Mike in loving and comforting thoughts tonight...they need them.
 

I am very sorry for their loss...
 

Thank you Pablo. I wish that grief and loss were only in these telenovelas and not in our lives. But so it is. Thank you for caring.
 

Judy, thank you for letting us know. How very sad.
 

Pablo, I have read your recap twice already and am still finding new things to laugh at. Simply too many to mention. Thanks. Seems like that dead rat has a history! I have a toy rat that travels the floor at Halloween that looks just like him.

I confess that I enjoyed this episode but it might be because I paid to see a really bad movie at the theater earlier yesterday. Time to leave this digression . . .

Vicente is turning into quite the psycho with all of the grimacing and sweating. It looked like he was ready to haul off and punch Pato out before Pedro popped into action. So how was it better for Pato to implicate Luca and make him look weird in her family's eyes than tell the truth about Vicente after they all saw the lingerie gift???? So Luca's image suffers due to no action of his own???

I liked Esperanza threatening to break Ernesto's arm. The stooges sure saved his day.

The talking Ricardo head on the notecard was hysterical. I am mad I missed the "soy" "estoy" mistake!

Poor Homero. Who would not be depressed to find out dad is a psycho killer. Wow, it looks like Ricardo's friend died a bad death and was tortured by La Sombra. In that case just shooting off his hand was not enough venganza.

Glad Ágata made herself known to Silvana of all people. Maybe she can really push Silvana over the edge.

So, what is Ara's secret anyway? Is she selling drugs? Working as a prostitute? Working in a strip club? We only saw her talking to that rough looking guy once.

Sure, Erasmo just happens by to see the Pedro Kristel kiss. Now that was lame but to be expected.

Yes, they made the Esperanza character really stupid by going ahead with her casting the romantic triangle in the musical. Guess that is the only way she will be able to fret and eventually feel guilty about it.


 

Judy, thank you for sharing this devastating news. I just commented under Wednesday's PyP post.

I will echo Pablo and Jarifa's condolences and will keep them in my prayers.

Pablo, I will be back to read your surely wonderful recap shortly.

Diana
 

Pablo, you outdid yourelf. This was sensational.

"Pataslocas, feeling what I want to believe is her spidey sense tingling, tells Luca that Vicente gives her bad thorn (le da mala espina #1)", "Esperanza tickles his ribs until convincing him to eat boiled limp zucchini" and "Luckily, Silvana likes her coffee as cold as herself, otherwise, Quintina would have suffered 3rd degree burns when she was stumbled upon" were excellent. But, "...realizes that she loves them both but prefers Erasmo. Could it be that Pedro looks ambiguously suspicious with his manbun?" made me laugh out loud.

Jarifa, Vincente was definitely going to hit Pato and it looked like it would have been a devastating blow! He pulled his arm back so it would have been horrible.

I am wondering about Ara too. Given that some of the script has been loony, could she possibly be doing undercover work? I don't see her as a prostitute or dealing drugs and think it is something different (well, I hope so anyway).

Kristel, what is wrong with you??? Erasmo. Pedro. On what scale does Erasmo not rate higher? And I have to say, I loathe the manbun and that alone is why she shouldn't be with Pedro.

Jarifa, I thought this was the best episode in a while.

I enjoy the stooges, what can I say? Guilty!

This was absolutely fantastic. Thank you Pablo.

Diana
 

Diana, I love the "man bun" test!
 

Jarifa: You're doing the Pasion y Poder Gran Final recap from last night ?
 

Thanks Pablo! Love the portmanteaux for the characters. I want Pato to date someone new named Renato or something so we can call them Potato.

Erasmo, sweet thing, it's for the best. Move on. There are other marshmallows in the bag. Because any dame who has you and yet is "confused" enough to smooch Pedro is a few graham crackers short of a s'more. Or maybe is just crackers.

I think "Pasion y Poder" flavor ice cream would be a much easier sell than "Sueño de Amor" flavor. I mean the Guerrero women and their besotted suitors can only eat so much ice cream among the four of them, and surely everyone else would not buy it even if it actually looked good, which it doesn't, just because they don't want to say the stupid name to the vendor.

Why does Pato want her family to think Luca is sending her lingerie? Isn't the fact that he's way too old for her and too much her stepbrother and a manipulative cheeseball besides enough of a reason for them to sideeye him? Why would she protect her stalker? Maybe she doesn't want Luca going after him but I don't know why; let him. I still think Vicente and Luca are secretly related.


 

Condolences to Mike and Emilia. How very sad. I didn't know Jennifer, of course, but if she is anything like her parents, I'm sure she was a great asset to the world.
 

Oh Julia.

"Because any dame who has you and yet is "confused" enough to smooch Pedro is a few graham crackers short of a s'more. Or maybe is just crackers".

Excellent! And of course, ITA.

Diana
 

My heartfelt sympathy to Emilia and Mike. So sorry for their loss. Thinking of them and of you, JudyB. Much love and light.
 

Sorry, I'm late to the party. Many thanks, Pablo! You never ever disappoint! This was what I needed to console me after the PyP finale. And the comments are, as always, just the cherry on a delightful recap! As Julia rightly pointed out on the Wednesday thread, this patio is turning all the WTF moments into "Wasn't That Fun?" ;)
 

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