Caray, Caray!

Oh me, oh my.
I'm sure something will appear soon. For me the highlights were right at the end--Ishiro catching Chisca when her efforts to find the Happy Pill by rummaging around in Miguel's hotel room came to naught. She and NotVal thought they had a fail-safe plan to evade him, but these two are not too bright.

Of course, everyone saw, but probably did not see coming, Miguel chained to Crazy Mary's bed. She looked so normal, a lonely chic wanting to make it with a buff guy. Well she got the buff guy, now what?

Did not like having to watch our "friend" Zaragoza getting branded on the stomach, though.

It seems Kenia doesn't like the idea of her and Jorge living together to be public knowledge.

Adela to the rescue--twice now, to save the same woman and her two kids. Now she wants Naga and other of Mig's businesses to hire these women so they can get on their own and pay for child care. Jimena doesn't like the idea and I agree with her (hate that I have to). Hmmm. BTW Ade's foundation sure has nice offices--large and wll staffed. Have any of you seen the inside of a women's shelter in your hometown? Not quite the same. Ah, what money can do. I guess they have laundry facilities for the bills and the clothes.
 

Miggy and Stick Chick: Whoa wait a minute. This looks a little dangerous. Let's run down to Target and get you some knee pads and elbow guards. Those pointy things could puncture a lung!

And while we are at it, I suppose you didn't trot to Home Depot and get these chains and Cozy Cuffs after we met yesterday, so would it spoil the moment if I had a word with the LAST fella who wore these?

BTW, do you have a Sister in Miami? Is her married name Toledo? No, just curious.

I keep waiting for Adela to spin around in a cloud of smoke and sparkles and emerge as Wonder Chick in a swim suit and a belt for a headband. Really hopeoing about the swimsuit. Woof.

So Chiscass did not notice anything funny around Not Valid's nose after he used the bathroom? Of Course not. She is too stoooooopid, and only sees what she wants to see anyway. If only she could find out he is holding out on her...............

Wait a minute, it would not even make any difference. He would just tell her that Jupiter will soon be aligned with Mars and he could not share, and she would believe him and continue doing anything he asked.

If Zaragosa (Mr. Spanglish) lives, will he personally go after ePig? But things didn't look good for his survival last night. Yikes. And I liked him. Can't wait to see ePiggy fed to the FloriDuh alligators.


 

Oh I forgot. While Not Val and Chiscass are waking and Chiscass is dying for some nose candy, NotVal goes into the bathroom and retrieves a bag from the toilet tank and has himself a little snort.
 

Thank you, thank you, KIRBYYYY!! Leave it to you to come up with super-duper well-befitting nicknames.

Yes, definitely saw Migdog chained to CrazyMary/Stickchick's bed. Can't help but think "you made your bed, now lay in it" How will he get out of this? Will Stickchick untie him so he can go do his business or will she just bring him a bedpan...hmmmmm.

Anita, I switched to another station to avoid seeing Mr. Spanglish get tortured. That ePig is INSANE and merciless!

Loved that look on Chiscass's face when she opened the door and saw LURCH. He rocks!

Oh I hope Fachala's mom-in-law doesn't become one of those casualties that Miguel will chalk up to "just business."
 

Adela is so much like Wonder Woman, I am waiting for her to lift a car off someone.
Or at the very least thump Jimenema's head into next week.
 

Migdog? Yeah big boy, hopeo your brain can get you OUT of what your boys got you INTO.
 

Kirby, you are on fire today! Too many hot chili’s? LOL thank s for the good laugh!
 

Wow! No Dragón tonight? My TV guide says “FÚTBOL!”
 

Aye Yai Yai...Fotbol y Turkey Enchiladas
 

Geez, again no Dragon tonight? This is getting tiresome. I'll go check my guide.

Kirby, that definitely was a bumpy ride. Lots of switchbacks on the way to handcuff scene. Going back through the list of characters (in case they ever came back) I had the folks in the Columbian Exchange down and remembered Mig's torture scenes. That guy can put up with almost anything, so him alone with just a slip of a thing should be pretty easy--as long as, yeah, bathroom schleps aren't replaced with bedpans!

It had completely slipped my memory banks about Dr. Farchala/Portillo's wife having given birth (to a girl). The minute Jimena warned her about not contacting anyone in their respective families, or friends, I knew one of them would. BTW, with that beard (regardless of his religious convictions), Portillo should have lost the beard and gotten contact lenses. He still looks too much like Farchala and not enough like Portillo.

So, ePig is recruiting a new Tacho 2.0. The new guy is easier on the eyes, I must say, but I'd rather not spend too much time with him. Apparently he got the goods on the merca moving and arranged for the ambush on the highway on the way to the plane. I guess "Jackson" the gringo isn't going to be happy his merca isn't going to be delivered.

We saw another "drop" for Gary. The gloved hand had a watch attached. It was rather large, more masculine than feminine. However, we had 3 people on the phone when Gary called: Adela, Flaco and I can't remember who the 3d was. I meant to make a note of it.
 

Thank you Kirby and Chickie!

Kirby, I just love the nicknames you come up with.

Oh why, why, why did Farchala's wife call her mother? Couldn't she just wait for a while till some things just blow over?

I had to close my eyes at Zaragosa's torture scene. I hope he gets out of this alive and can personally torture ePig to death himself.

What in the world did Mig get himself into with Maria "stickchick"? She looks rather innocent, but she's bad, bad, bad. And yeah, would think she and Mrs. Howard Toledo are related.

Ha ha Chisca caught by Ishiro! She and Val think they are so smart. Coke addicts are never that smart.

Still trying to figure out who the mystery person who leaves the information in the locker is. I think the writers are trying to get us to think it's either Kenia or Adela. I think that Jimena might be the one, but at this point I am probably still just grasping at straws.
 

That was in my last comment, too, Cynthia. They are making us "suffer" without more clues.
 

Thank you , Kirby and Anita. I had to get up at 6 today, so I had to get to bed last night. I did see Mig tied and gagged in the previews. Is Maria kinky or crazy or both...kinkycrazy? Ahh , I love the way this show celebrates true love.
 

Anita, just before the scene with the gloved hand in the locker, there was a comment made about "Where is Kenia?" Apparently she was outside making a phone call. The scene then turned to Adela on the phone, but I believe she was on the phone regarding the battered wife.

Susanlynn, I think Maria is "Dirty Mary."
 

Cynthia...Dirty Mary...ha.
 

SusanLynn I thought for sure that StickChick was in cahoots with one of Migdog's many enemies/Frenemies/competitors/haters, and kept waiting for her to make the "I got your quarry all nice and tied up, come get him." call or eOink and his little new butt boy walk in, but it appears he just finally got hold of a genuinely crazy one. It happens.

Given that she actually may be bat shit crazy, she is probably not thinking like all of us, as in How does this end? Keep him till he starves to death, feed and ____ him well and hopeo for the Stockholm syndrome to kick in, just turn him loose in a few days, like the neighbor's cat you found in your Hav-a Hart racoon trap and assume he will not return?

But she is crazy, like Chiscass, but different, but like Chiscass she only seems to think maybe thirty minutes or an hour or two in advance.
 

Kirby, you crack me up! "call or eOink and his little new butt boy walk in, but it appears he just finally got hold of a genuinely crazy one. It happens."
 

:-) Got the t shirt.
 

Kirby, yeah there are a lot of weird, crazy women out there. I think Mig just stumbled across one thinking she'd be easy kind of like Jimena.
 

Kirby: Chisca just cannot get off of the crack. She's addicted to it like a secret lover.

Crack is whack!
 

Mea Cuilpa. I was the one who was supposed to do the recap last night. Boy do I have to take the walk of shame. I had volunteered to do last Wednesday AND this Wednesday. Must attribute this faux pas to brain drain in the elderly. Those synapses aren’t firing as fast anymore. I wrote it down, but never looked at my calendar since last Wednesday’s marathon. I’ll try to make it up to the Patio.
 

Check your email you are banned.
 

Just kidding. Well, it all worked out just fine anyway. We didn't get the recap we were signed up for, but we got something sort of entertaining. And Migdog can just stay yied up another day.
 

tied up
 

Banned? That’s worse than Detention Hall. Dog House maybe I could survive, or a Time Out in a corner. With shame dripping from my forehead down, I give thanks to Kirby, Cynthia and the restl for filling in for the absent recapper and saving her a$$.
 

Kirby.... I know that The strong woman theme and The female gaze is very popular now, but The writers on this show really like crazy, kinky women. I think it is kind of depressing . I know a lot of smart, strong, kind women...friends and family ...and crazy is full of wonderful women. I prefer shows about truly strong women. The ones who loved and care for their families and friends . I need heroes and heroines. I have them in my real life , and I would like to see them on my tv screen. The writers seem to enjoy putting Mig in danger and helpless. What is up with thing him down ? It makes me think of that movie with Kathy Bates and James Caan. Was it "Mercy?" I didn't like that movie either.


 

Anita, no need to apologize. We are team and we gladly had your back :-)

Susanlynn, tuba te so right! There is so much hate and ugliness in the real world and we surely need some relief knowing that the heroes and heroines do exist and outwit, outdo, and outnumber the bad guys. If the current TNs are trying to mimic RL, then the shows should be replete with good, kindhearted people.

So will our he-ho learn his lesson and stay away from all the “empty sex?” I can just imagine what Adela will say when she finds out about the predicament he got himself into.
 

Oh sheesh! I should know better than to comment through my phone! How the heck did "you are" turn into "tuba te?!"
 

Yeah Adela will want to try that at home. "Doctor's Orders"
 

Ha! Kirby! She just may! LOL
 

Remember when Mig's friend Carlos dropped him off at Dirty Mary's place that morning? He specifically asked Mig something like, "Are you sure you want to go alone?" I think his friend Paco knows something about Dirty Mary but failed to warn Mig about her antics. I wonder if she has the reputation of having men over who suddenly go in, but they never come out?
 

It wouldn't surprise me if Stickchick had a graveyard nearby...with all her previous victims.
 

Can't help myself:........

BONEYARD?
 

So we left Migdog a couple days ago handcuffed, ankles and wrists to a SEXY brass bed. His new owner brought him food and told him how happy she was with her new pet.

We open tonight and see that he is no longer chained to the bed, but not free either: He is now wearing a steel choke chain dog training collar on a lead held by Stickchick. And he is frantically headed to the bathroom carrying three rolls of Charmin. "Enjoy the Go'.. ? ? ?
 

Sorry this is so late but I've had various playback problems in the last few days. Good work!

This crazy bitch needs a padded room for the next ten years and I want Adela to pound Jimena into next week. As for Chisca, she is completely divorced from reality and it's about time she and NotVal got their Darwin Awards.

I'm also hoping that Zaragosa survives and gets an appropriate revenge.