Caray, Caray!

This was a pretty action free episode, just endless yammering...except for the uncomfortable closeness of said family members & no I'm not talking about Pauli & JC.

We open this evening with Demian vowing again that he will never allow the marriage of Paulina and JC. Never do you hear me Never....

Next day...Oh Gawd there we are in the office with JC & Paulina. They are so cute, I want Mattel to do a line of them...they are nauseating cute, like STFU cute. They kiss, they hold hands, they play kissy face thru the little room divider, wouldn't you just love to work with this living Hallmark couple...The conversation is soooo lame,
JC, "I love you"
P, "I love you"
JC, "I love you more"
P, "No I love you more"

Now let's go on over to Gabe's apartment, where Joselyn is sitting on the couch with lil Lui..she is talking that cloying suffocating mamita stuff to the kid, while wearing a rather low-cut hot red dress, she has the kid's head crammed down on her bust, while she is going on and on about how nobody loves him like Mommy. Yep, this is all shades of uncomfortable to watch, with our young budding Opedius.


Gabe storms into Demian's office, basically accusing Demian of blowing up "Mother Teresa Acres", good affordable housing for the poor. Demian is all like "Moi"? "I no not of what you speak." Gabe is all "Curses" and leaves, Demian laughs his usual maniacal laugh. Yep, Gabe is foiled again.

Rog knows that Paulina is adopted and he tries to convince his father, Gabe, to give him his God given right to the business. (I think Gabe has been watching LFMB and believes putting his AssHat heir in charge might not be a sound business decision). Gabe explains that the kids, plus Pedro will all get the company equally...this I believe even includes a share for JC....so the pie has just been divided up between, Pauli, Rog, Lui, Pedro & possibly JC....You can just look at Rog and realize he isn't about sharing; well except for making his wife dance on a pole to pay off gambling debts.

Karen is playing middleman between, Rog & Tiberto; figuratively not literally, though I sure that wouldn't be much of a stretch. Some kind of business will be set up to free Tiberto from Demian and Rog from his family.

Karen meets with Tiberto, who is really el creepo in this scene she is talking about coming up with the dinero, she is wearing pink thigh high fishnets and a really short dress, Tiberto, her primo, is like coming unglued literally, "But the walls were shaking, The earth was quaking, My mind was aching"....it was way creepy...yet another uncomfortable family encountar.

Meanwhile, Rog gets a small box outta a safe in the Big House, he carries a small like jewelry box out in the hall and drops it on the floor, he is spied upon by Shaggy doo, I mean Pedro...
Hmmmmm thought bubbles.

Joselyn is back at the Big House and she is fixing to go out and spread more chaos, when her whiskey drinking, cigarette smokin papi stops her. "Oh by the way MA is your sister, soooos hows bout you two gals try and get along", Clemente says. Joselyn snappy retort “No No I hate her, Oh yeah I hate you too." Joselyn runs off out the door. Damn, nothing is gonna right today, Clemente sucks that cigarette down to ashes in like one puff and literally licks the inside of that pocket flask.**
Clemente has that unhealthy blue caste to his skin...Hmmmm perhaps he is from the Latino side of the Smurf family***

Joselyn goes crying to Miriam about MA being her sister....EeeeGads Calm down...MA isn't your sister cause Clemente isn't your Pa, Frederico is your papi. *****Geez what the hell? She is seriously psychotic and her beloved family members are dropping ACME anvils on her like she is Wiley Coyote***** Joselyn does not really seem to upset by the news, well there goes 40 years of bonding, Miriam says keep up the ruse so we can get the ol man's dinero when he bites the big one, which I think they have circled in their dayplanners.

Karen stops by to see Pauli and JC at work....she invites them to lunch. They just seriously have to be the most annoying couple evah. They go to eat and Karen excuses herself from the table, Romeo & Juliet are drinking wine, while yammering on & on & on about their great love....the waiter guy comes up and basically says, "Dude so this is your new ol lady, what happened to the one you used to hang with?" "Que, Soy innocente", exclaims JC...Paulina is all upset...OH good another break-up, Karen is watching thru a potted plant. Karen finally comes over to the table and joins them, thinking I guess she will comfort JC. Curses, now Karen is having a streak of Mal Suerte, Paulina giggles and embraces JC and the sun comes out and birds all chirping again and all is right with the world. Karen excuses herself and leaves on the way out she hands the waiter some dinero & a good hard smack across the face....I so want to organize the workers of Mexico...damn those people get smacked a lot. That or I just want to give up dreams of a Workers Utopia and buy a couple of em for myself and smack them around.

Over in Nacoville, the cabbies are trying to cheer David up as he is now an orphan. He laments the lost of his parents and the new 17 tios he now has. Hang on kid, grab on to MA cause chances are she is gonna be replacing BSC crazy wife number two and become Gabe's wife number 3...Sweet

MA has taken lil Lui to his leg therapy classes in a whirlpool hot-tub setting. There is a therapist on the side telling her how to manipulate Lui's legs. MA is also in the hot-tub wearing a rather conservative June Cleaver type bathing suit. Lui sadly at this point reminds me of "Flipper, when he did that "hhhhhaaaaaa" crap rising up outta the water with that big ole Dolphin grin," Very strange...

Gabe talks to Nic, he just wants to move the divorce along and start datin again..Ring Ring...Gabe gets a cell phone, phone call....miracle of miracles, Lui leg fixing doctor is back and can do the operation...Tommorrow...great news

Miram has more problems than just her BSC daughter and Lolita slut granddaughter, Otilia is opening up her own "House of Fashions", whoa stiff competition for Miriam. May I suggest a Happy Face and Always Low Prices, Always. Otilia even gets a self promoting tv spot like "HOY". Otilia hires (I forgot her name, but she is kinda Naco and is the mother of the Euro-Trash model both Miriam & Joselyn boinked).

Miriam and Ingrid (yes she is still alive) go the grand opening, Miriam is quite snotty and the EuroTrash model is there with some babe on his arm. His mother starts yelling his name...he jerks away from her telling her to quit bothering him. Gosh so many of these folks have issues.

Karen gets a check from Rog and promptly takes it over to Tiberto who is still sitting in the ole cafe. She gives him the check, but not before rubbing it all over her body first...Yes, it was as awful as sounds.

Leo, MA & David went to visit Lui I guess trying to socialize young Flipper, after good wholesome fun, the three return to NacoVille. MA is getting dinner ready when Elsa the Colonia Slut comes thru spewing vemon against MA and now young David as well. MA says she is gonna rent her own house in the barrio for her and David. (I thought she had a house?)

Back at the Big House....Gabe comes in to tell Joselyn that young Flipper is going to be operated on the next day. Jos thanks him and the conversation turns to the divorce. Joselyn says she doesn't want anything but lil Lui....Gabe has to give her lil Lui.

Fin....

This was a pretty boring episode...I hope Demian blows something up.

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