Thursday, March 15, 2007

Juan Soler's new business venture

Some may find what follows shocking. Others won't believe it. Others may think that I have concocted this item to further weaken any token support Aldo might have among the viewers of La Fea Mas Bella. But you would be wrong. I am not making this up, as Dave Barry would say.

Yes, thanks to a cover story in the March 6 issue of TVNotas magazine (a goldmine of information about novelas in general), we now know that "Ahora Juan Soler y Alan Tacher venden toallas sanitarias!" That's sanitary napkins, for anyone who needs a translation. A copy of the article appears http://ninasbloggg.blogspot.com/ (my blog). In my view, this is just the sort of patronizing claptrap that Aldo would inflict on us.

I could undertake to write a translation, but I don't have time tonight.

P.S. Who's Alan Tacher? I'm not familiar with him.

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Comments:
i can't believe it. i can tackle it but i don't know if i can do it with a serious face.
 

The gist of it is that now that he has a daughter, he is interested in helping women feel happy and secure. Bleeeeah.

I don't know who Alan T is either but it's pretty funny that 4/5 of the article's text is about Juan S. and then Alan just gets a few lines at the bottom of the page.
 

Oh there are no words...but I feel better just knowing he is getting the word out...Dude chiclets..you shoulda gone with chiclets..

.....................
also Amsterdam..nice trip
one of my fantasies to be able to go to Amsterdam & wile away the hours in a "coffee shop"...maybe with Omar
 

Yes, Beckster, I recall you posted that about Amsterdam a few days ago, right after we returned. We did not go inside one of those coffee shops, but we did see a lot of them. They have names like "Mellow Yellow."

Anyway, what I find newly creepy about Juan Soler is the greasy-looking hair.
 

Ah! It appears that Alan T. is a talk-show host.
 

Oh, UGH.

Jeanne
 

Never has there been a more appropriate time for one of Beckster's favorite blogisms: WTF!!!?
 

¡No puede ser! Juan looks so sleazy with that hair - perfect for a man hawking sanitary napins to women! Beyond awful.
 

EWWW! Some how it isn't comforting to me to think that my nether regions would be protected by a product endorsed by any actor, so it doesn't matter that it is Juan Soler. I mean com'on things cannot be that rough financially that he has to go in this direction to bring in a little cash.
 

giggle gracias giggle
//or, as altavista tells me:
gracias por esa información y noticias y datos y hecho//

giggle

/mab

Me divierten, se entretienen y se fascinan fácilmente. (I am easily amused, entertained and fastinated.)
 

Wow...my middle school years would have been so much better...if my thoughtless parents would have only hawked sanitary products....damn you I am still angst ridden...all these years later.
 

Actually dear /mab it would be:
Me divierto, me entretengo y me fascino fácilmente. If you are talking about yourself you need to use “me” instead of “se” Like “Yo me entretengo”. “Se” is used for them, like “Ellos se entertainen” . It woul also work if you write "Me entretienen, me divierten y me fascinan fácilmente" this is the passive form of the same statement. I hope my little intervention doesn't bother you; it is not my intention to upset you.
Maricruz
 

Maybe Fern can use the Sanitary Napkins to cover up the Lady Parts Hell Shell!? New twist on the subject, eh?....
 

Maybe Fern can use the Sanitary Napkins to cover up the Lady Parts Hell Shell!? New twist on the subject, eh?....
 

Louise, OMG, so funny!
Men should not endorse these products. It is very unseemly.
Sanitary products need only be endorsed by unknown women.
I really thought before I read what the product was, that it was going to be teeth whitener.
 

good one louise, i totally forgot about the Lady Parts Shell (and the giant big girl panties still gets a smile from me). LOL.
 

There are no words...
 

It's just amazing to me to think that some woman or young girl is going to see these ads and say "if they're good enough for Juan Soler, they're good enough for me."

Wait... I have an idea for a slogan... "strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"

Ugh, ugh, ugh!!
 

My favorite line in the article is "Why don't you sell popcorn . . . or condoms?"

Do you think they had tongue in cheek?
 

I sure hope so! ;-)
 

alan thacher is a tv show host that worked a long time at telvisa's competition tv azteca and now is at telemundo and yes it is true now that the novela is over in Mexico San Aldo Pulga ( juan soler I love juan soler but hate aldo) is selling sanitary napkins as crazy as it may seem.
 

FYI, Juan has a daughter that's in her teens now. Wonder if she'll get all her little friends to buy "Dad's pads". Can you imagine? I wouldn't even discuss such things with my Dad at that age, much less want his picture in or on the box of the things. Unbelievable! Chris or George, what wonderful marketing ideas might you be delving into then, as enlightened guys?

I've seen your fun stuff Chris, if you somehow put this on a t-shirt do you think people might buy it? LOL!!
 

To quote I forgot who from La Fea post, I'm laughing myself into a condition (I love that line) with these comments.
 

I hadta lv the libr/loc (d.c.) [free i-t] last nite in time to get home for lfmb and diden get back here til now (raining cats&d).

maric.: thnx for filling in around my spanish words. I put the engl. sentence shown into altavista and got the spanish sentence shown. Obv it can't be right bcs all the spanish I put into it comes out a M-E-S-S so i gnu it'd be a spanish mess (lío del español) -- I wonder if LIO means what my room was when I was a teenager.

maric.: Doubt I'll ever go to Mexico and get to use my 150 espanolpalabras but if I do, I'll just point at a ripe mango, make the hand signal for GIMME and wave some money in the air. I guess they get a lot of gringocavepeople, that don't even use very many nouns let alone anything else.

maric.: I'm always glad to find out the filler words (and esp in what order they should be used -- the order of usage mixes me up) -- at my church a lady has brought her mother here from peru who speaks no english. (The daughter is too politically correct to say it is to keep her mother safe for awhile here to see how things sort themselves out there b/f letting her go back home, or using politics to try to talk her into staying here.) It's so dumbsillah of me to not be able to do more than use the basic formal pleasantries and not be able to say anything else. At least we can both grin at each other about lfmb. Drat.

marip.: it was my grandmother who said I have to sit down and laugh myself into a condition before I fall down. She said many things. I loved them all. Until I started doing geneal.res. I appreciated that all our family hid when the census taker came around and she did the talking. The only problem was, whenever ANYbody asked her a qu. she felt was none of their business she felt justified in giving them anyoldanswer (she called them fibs) and as a result all the governmental forms she ever caused to be filled in are all messedup. AAArrrrgggghhhh. I still love my grannie tho.

amanda: you are totally right. There aren't any words. I otter give up tryin when we in here are all so so so speechless over this.

Hopefully the gurucondition isn't Soler's actual personality. Or do soccer (and ex) players have to sit in a corner and make a sound like OMMMMmmm to cope with playing soccer. (I'll bet mexsoccerplayers make more money than mexactors - mebbe he can purch a piece of the action sometimes and has more 'say' than other people.)

/ mab
 

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