Caray, Caray!

Elvira, the old secretary is all shades of angry with Gavi, there is a big meeting coming up and she is certain, Gavi is going after the company...like a Dog on a bone...yep she said that. I don't know why this old bag doesn't just quit. Surely she recognizes spunk and perkiness when she sees it...Oh Old Lady the writing is on the Wall.

Back at the ranch Rod clutching his stomach, the keg of Tequila he downed the night before is not sitting well with him. Gavi is calling again trying to invite Rod to the big Junta on Monday the 27th. Finally Rod snatches the phone and yells into it that he won't come to the meeting. Gavi tells Licenciado Videgaray, who in turn has her call right back, Ofelia, says Sr. Rod is not there so Gavi hands the phone over to LVide...(sorry his name is just way too long). Ofelia gives the good LVide the news that TWB, has split, returned to Mexico DF. Gavi is sooooo evesdropping on this...

Meanwhile over at Creepy Acres...James is doing the John Deere in a tractor... Acacia (Wed Addams); comes up to give him a drink; James notices the bruise on her face where Creepy Tio smacked her the nite before. James questions her and says he will talk to Tio, Wed says NO!!!
She runs off across the fields.

Lil Gavi weasles the truth out of LVide, that TWB has abandoned Rod, eeewww she is muy impacted....they now sit down to a good old fashion discussion about the fine merits of Tequila, we get a Middle School Agriculture flick about how Tequila is made...yep
Tequila, and here is some information for inquiring minds about it's sister mezcal. ****The first time I was in Guerrero, this old man passed around a bottle of mezcal with Queso, chiles, onions and tomatoes in it...It burned all the way down...LVide is amazed that Gavi knows so much about Tequila...think how amazed he'd be if he knew how much she knows about Rod.

Minerrrrva flounces into the office, she gives Gavi the once over and says she can't get a hold of Aaron; he is in Miami. Oh my Gawd, he always answers Minerva's calls, he has taken a stray bullet from David Caruso...No Gavi says he is in a meeting, Minnie flounces out..Tattooing BITCH on her forhead would just be overkill.

Aaron and the nice cuz Patrico are in a meeting with "Johnny Molina", he is slick and I'm thinking not a good guy. It is part of Aaron's big plan to sell high end Tequila.

Sofie is running scared, TWB is talking divorce and Sofie sees the golden ducats slipping through her clawing fingers....she tells Granny Pilar, she'll go to the ranch herself and deal with Rod...Pilar frowns or smiles, I'm not really sure cause actually nothing ever really moves, in reflection; maybe her eyes just bugged a little bit more..She is rather disturbing to watch cause I never know if she is choking on a fish bone or just muy impacted.

Gavi tries to get some data for the meeting from the AssHat guy who hit on her in a previous episode, he won't give her the statisitics. I think Gavi just wants to make some awesome spreadsheets and maybe colorful pie charts, hey maybe even a wicked powerpoint presentation for the big junta...probably facts about cirrhosis, the illegal organ network and using the inferior product for pulque, the Mexican version of "Two Buck Chuck".

Perv guy calls Elvira and they come to the conclusion Gavi is a corporate spy. Ahhh
Senor Boris and Senora Natasha..

Gavi is trying to sneak some important documents outta the office..guard dog Elvira..tries to stop her; Gavi threatens her and Elvira unwilling to strip to a cami and matching thong and mud wrestle her for it, Elvira lets Gavi pass.

TWB & Minnnerrrrva are playing cards..oh sure it looks like a friendly card game...but full of subtle threats..like watching Tony Soprano play cards. Minnie says is the divorce just a threat to win Rod back...TWB smirks when no one is looking. I'm thinking she can buy a stable full of stable boys with the settlement.

Back at Creepy Acres...James comes upon Acacia, he tells her he loves her and wants to protect her..just then toot-toot, a horn, the truck pulls up..Acacia runs into the house. It is Rod, he is lonely and wants to hit the Cantina. James is up for that...Well so much for protecting lil Wed.; oh what do I know..it is probably animal sacrificing nite and she would be busy anyway.

Gavi is in her "MicroSoft Office" class. After class she gives the professor the data she has "stolen from the office", he will try to make sense of it. They briefly discuss databases. Oh Gavi, I see you haven't had MSAccess yes, it is part of the Office Suite and yes it is Sweet...try the help menu..it really does.

Over at the Cantina, Rod is sh*tface drunk...seriously drunk and yelling for them to play more Gavi songs...The Bartender so does not want to hear it. Oh crap now Rod becomes what everyone hates....the crying drunk, the loud crying drunk. Soon Rod is crying harder than second place runner up on Prom Night. I am now throwing my Rod's Rangerette Pom-Pom's under the couch. For the love of Gawd straighten up Man. Nothing like the biggest landowner in the area coming to the bar and crying like a little girl.

Back in DF, Gavi comes in from school. Ma is sewing away on that machine..what does that woman sew? She has been sewing for a solid year now and Gavi wears like two outfits. Is she still making those really 1980's bridesmaids dresses? Hey maybe Ma has a gig making those gowns for Aurora over on LFMB..don't laff TeleVisa will save money whereever it can. Gavi tells Ma the big news about Isadora and Rod splitting up, oh you can see the cogs turning...yep just like a TeleNovela..

Minnerrrrrrrva finally talks to Aaron who is all Mi Amor, she instantly starts nagging...she is convinced Gavi is a corporate spy...just then a knock at Aaron's door..Why is is Pamela, all in a lime dress with her contrasting red hair...well I guess Aaron will get to open and early Christmas present. He lies to Minerva and tells her it was just someone delivering a document, "so that's what the kids are calling it these days". Minnies voice reaches a pitch that has dogs howling all over MX DF, she demands Aaron return muy pronto. Aaron hangs up...nope that ain't gonna happen.

James drives Rod home, I would have just dumped his sorry ass out on the side of the road..Rod doesn't want to get outta the truck, James has to pull him out and Rod still has a bottle of Tequila in his hand, he is just sloppy drunk now, falling everywhere. Sofie steps out of the shadows, Rod starts laughing and greets her..James is a bit abashed. Sofie starts in...They get Rod into the house and Sofie starts with the guilt trip about TWB, Rod so doesn't want to hear it. Sofie says she wants to talk to Rod alone, and James says he is going home. Sofie asks where he lives and he says with friends...Rod starts laughing and tells Sofie that James is very much in love with a pretty girl. Sofie turns and wipes a tear from her eye...oh wait..that can't be right, she must have just had an eyelash in her eye.
James leaves.

Now then, the squeeky..yucky why can't you do TWB conversation starts up. Rod says he doesn't love her, even thou she is a swell gal and it is fun to have sleepovers and do each others nails and make smores...okay I made that part up...
Okay Okay, he basically says that he does not love her and because of that he no funciono*****I saw on CNN today where in China, they have been showing Panda Bears, Panda Porn..to get them in the mood...with great success, Sofie get thine brother to Beijing, your family branch is indeed an endangered species*****

Sofie really starts laying the guilt on with "Poor little Daniela and me, poor orphans, all cause your manparts want the jimadora"...I like when these people say Jimadora, they practically spit the word..it is so "South of the Mason Dixon Line" circa 1860. Well, to paraphase Woody Allen when speaking of his step-daughter "Soon-Yi", the heart wants what the heart wants...and in Rod's case so do the manparts.
Sofie is fumming she will return to MX DF for the meeting.

Gavi goes to use the telephone to give the professor some more information. After she annoys him, she calls Rod...he answers the phone, still drunk,"Hello, Hello who is there?" Gavi says nothing, but a man comes up behind and calls her Teresa...Gavi hangs up...Rod hears the Teresa...Is it? Could it be? Is it Gavi?

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