Friday, June 22, 2007
The badder you are, the worse you die: terrible deaths of telenovela villains
Sadly, I can't find the first one, but here is the second one: Satisfying Reprisals.
And here is the third one, with suggestions from readers: There is a rule in telenovelas: the more dastardly the villain, the more extraordinary the demise. Why isn't life like this?
Why don't you come back here after you read those and, if you have a favorite death from the novelas, leave it in the comments here.
I think there may be a move away from these ghastly but ever-so-enjoyable rightings of the cosmic scale, do you agree?
Labels: Karmageddon, telenovelas
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Esposa Virgen: I never followed that one very closely, but I did catch the last week of episodes. Somehow the hero and villain ended up in a shootout, and at one point, in a fit of rage, the villain dropped his gun, *picked up a rock*, heaved it at the hero, missed, and fell off a cliff. Classic.
Contra Viento: I dearly miss the late Beatriz Sheridan. She played the evil mother of the truly evil Apolonia, and eventually realized her daughter had to be gotten rid of her. She poisoned both their drinks and they died with due drama and great panache.
Alborada: This made me cry. The evil yet somehow sympathetic villainess made much the same choice as Sheridan's character, with the twist that her loyal maid took the fall for her. My heart absolutely broke during this episode, I kid you not.
They were giants in those days.
It was okay with me when Demian entrusted Joselyn to kill Gabriel, and she ended up killing Demian instead; but I thought it was extremely lame and disappointing that she repented and apologized while lying in a pool of her own blood after falling off that building. I wasn't impressed by that at all because I wasn't convinced that she was sorry. She was scared and crazy, but that's not the same as being sorry.
I don't know if it's true that they're moving away from the ghastly deaths, since I haven't watched enough telenovelas to detect a trend, but I do see some interest in redemptions, at least:
- Cesar wasn't repentant, but his heart was used to save someone's life.
- Joselyn was supposedly repentant.
- Her mother Miriam, who I thought in many ways was worse than Joselyn (because Jos seemed mentally ill, while Miriam was just plain mean) got an even lighter sentence, feeling sorry for herself but also bonding with her long-lost bedazzled son. After decades of having not one nice bone in her body, jail has made her a kinder, gentler person? Give me a break!
In Peregrina, there were multiple villains but the final mad scene of the homicidal maid, Abigail is enough to scare her daughter straight.
In la Madrastra, they couldn't get rid of Damian so easily. I mean, how can you destroy a secret transvestite homicidal maniac? You keep him around for the sequel!
They did give Jacqueline Andere a great death scene jumping off the roof of the house.
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