Caray, Caray!

Dimwit wants to call Caramel. When Emili-Oh wakes up, he'd want Caramel at this side. Dimwit tells Mommie Dearest she has no idea who'd want to kill her. Fidiota keeps telling Dimwit to rest, but Dimwit says she can't. Fidiota then insists upon feeding Dimwit drugs to make her sleep.

Little Doormat walks into Roddy's office. "Can we talk?" she asks.

Puncho is trying to talk Caramel into staying in Puerto Rico. He loves her. She says the only one Puncho loves is himself. She's going back to Miami with Pasta and that's that. The cell phone rings and it's Sylvie in some sort of Spanish flamenco get up. I've not been watching the show for over a week, but from what I've read, it's probably her stage outfit. Sylvie is sobbing hysterically. Caramel needs to come home; Emili-Oh is in the hospital and may die. If he should happen to wake up, Sylvie wants Caramel to be there. Caramel tells Sylvie she's coming home tonight. Puncho tries to stop her without success. Caramel tells Puncho good-bye "forever!"

Fidiota comes running down the stairs calling for Gaby. Who should appear from the other room but Mocosa. "Who are you?" asks Fidiota. Mocosa smirks.

Roddy is trying to make excuses for Mocosa. He was going to tell Fidiota the prior night about her but things didn't work out the way he planned. I believe Gaby is telling him that Mocosa is going to bring problems into his marriage. Roddy naively thinks that Fidiota will be fine once she understands Mocosa needs a father figure, now that Mocosa's mother is dead. Gaby starts adding one and one and contemplating the answer. There is a towel in Mocosa's room + Kick Me shows up at 3am nude saying he was swimming in the middle of the night. Surely Kick Me couldn't be in Mocosa's room, she just arrived that day!

Mocosa snottily tells Fidiota "It's a pity your husband hasn't told you about me."

Dimwit and Sylvie pray over Emili-Oh and he miraculously opens his eyes. Aww! Emili-Oh tells them Max came to see him last night. Max is alive! Dimwit and Sylvie are impactadas! Commercial.

Dimwit and Sylvie don't believe him. Finally Sylvie takes Dimwit aside and asks what if it's true?

Mocosa still hasn't come out and said point blank Roddy is her dad, but she sure hints about it. She's as snotty as ever. Granny M comes into the room and Fidiota asks Granny M. Granny M says Roddy tried to tell her last night. . .All this hemming and hawing is boring. Mocosa finally says Roddy brought her from LA. Mocosa starts to say "my. . ." but stops herself. Mocosa says she's there because her mother died.

Puncho calls the house and speaks to Diablo. When Diablo mentions Puncho's name, Lala gets on the phone. She is at first worried about him and how his escape is going to make it impossible for Roddy to defend him. She wants him to stay in Puerto Rico, get a job, and make a living honorably. Puncho says he ran into Caramel and that he tried to get her back. Lala tells him to move on; don't return to Miami. Of course Puncho plans to return to reclaim Caramel. He refuses to let her end up with Emili-Oh!

Dimwit and Sylvie are hanging out at Emili-Oh's bedside. Sylvie says she called Caramel and Caramel is coming home. They both agree this will help Emili-Oh tremendously. Dimwit suggests Sylvie go home and change. Sylvie giggles that everyone in the hospital probably thinks she's crazy. Jorge shows up and asks how Emili-Oh is doing. "He's in bad shape," they reply. Sylvie asks him to take her back to the apartment so she can change. Jorge is happy to oblige. Dimwit promises to stay at Emili-Oh's side. She blames herself for Emili-Oh being stabbed.

Max tells Pedro that the person who tried to kill Dimwit was either Iggy or Diablo.

Diablo shows up at Iggy's apartment and Camila walks in. She reads them the riot act about what happened to Emili-Oh. They claim to know nothing about it. Camila doesn't care what happens to Dimwit, but they'll pay dearly if anything bad happens to her brother, Emili-Oh. With that threat, she stomps out.

Mocosa tells Fidiota that her dead mom and Roddy were students together at the university. They were "good friends." Gaby appears and tells Fidiota Roddy wants to see her in the library. After Fidiota leaves, Gaby tries to tell Mocosa that Fidiota will accept her. Mocosa replies that it doesn't matter to her one iota if Fidiota loves her or hates her; it's all the same to Mocosa. Gaby looks constipated.

Roddy tells Fidiota he brought Mocosa to the house after Virginia (Mocosa's mother) died. Fidiota says she knows Roddy was good friends with Virginia. Mocosa and Little Doormat are about the same age. They can be best friends! Ha!

Mocosa is throwing herself a pity party. "Nobody wants me, everybody hates me, I'm going to eat worms!" She basically says if Fidiota accepts her, then Fidiota is the biggest hypocrite in the world. Roddy has his new wife and adoptive family, Mocosa is going to be left with the crumbs.

Roddy fesses up and tells Fidiota that he and Virginia were more than friends. Virginia was his first love, and from that first love, Mocosa was born! Fidiota is impactada and the Orchestra of Doom gets louder.

Caramel and Pasta enter Emili-Oh's hospital room and Caramel fawns all over him, begging him to fight and not die. She doesn't want him to leave her alone. They ask what happened and Dimwit recounts how someone tried to kill her, but Emili-Oh rushed to her side and fought off the attacker. As a result, Emili-Oh got stabbed. We are treated to a flashback of that night, which is good since I didn't watch the original episode. Now I don't feel as if I've missed anything this past week. Pasta asks if Fidiota is happy. Dimwit says Roddy is a good guy who lives to put the world at Fidiota's feet. Pasta looks sad and Dimwit apologizes.

Dimwit rushes out of the room and runs into Max/Alejandro. They stare at each other longingly for awhile and their love song plays. No dialog is exchanged.

The gloves come off and the fight is on between Fidiota and Roddy. He's deceived her! She was honest with him about Pasta, but he deceived her! As always, it's about her. Roddy tries to explain what happened between him and Virginia was 20 years ago, he never knew about Mocosa. . . "It was all a mistake! I really was in LA on business! I swear I didn't know I had a daughter!" This is just the excuse Fidiota needs to dump Roddy, since she's never truly loved him.

Now Max/Alejandro and Dimwit are talking. Dimwit wants to know if Max came to see Emili-Oh. When he admits he did, Dimwit understands why Emili-Oh says Max was there. Dimwit asks why Max why he happened to show up at her house that fateful night. Maxi-Moron says it was his responsibility. Dimwit asks why would he worry about two perfect strangers. Score one for the Dimwit.

The fight between Roddy and Fidiota heads to the bedroom. Roddy begs Fidiota to put herself in his place. He's totally lost and doesn't know what to do about Mocosa. True to form, Fidiota tells him to take his daughter and leave. Roddy says he had hoped for a better response from Fidiota. Roddy may have finally figured out what a Narcissist Fidiota truly is.

Breakfast with Lunkhead, the Big Doormat, and Octopus. Big Doormat wants Octopus to accompany her to put some flowers on Peyote's grave. Octy says she can't, she's going to play tennis with Doc Evil at the club. Clearly Octopus has moved on. Lunkhead and Yolanda are speechless.

Max still doesn't really answer Dimwit's question. He simply says he felt a duty to protect her. Any guy would do what he did. Suddenly Camila appears and makes some crack about seeing them together.

Lunkhead and Octopus fight about her relationship with Doc Evil. Octopus says it's her problem, not Lunkhead's. Lunkhead storms off and Yolanda asks if Octopus is in love with Iggy. "Of course not! The only love of my life is Pasta. I can't wait for him to return and see his beloved Fidiota married to someone else!"

Camila tells Dimwit to stay away from Emili-Oh. Dimwit replies she's a nurse at the hospital and she'll see any patient she wants. She all but stamps her foot when she says this. After Dimwit leaves, Alejandro asks Camila why Camila hates Dimwit so much. Camila yips back, "Do you really not know or are you just plain stupid?" Camila struts off. Max thinks to himself he'd better be careful around Camila, she's not buying his "I'm Alejandro even though I'm identical to Max and wear white shoes just like him" story. "If Camila finds out the truth, all my plans will be ruined."

Iggy shows up and wants to borrow $10,000 from Octopus. He tells her Cousin Eddie, the gravy train, has left town and he had to borrow the money from Alejandro. Now he needs to pay it back. Octopus reminds him that the Irascible clan is broke, thanks to Fidiota. They live off of Hunky Lunky's earnings as an actor. She simply has no money to give him. Iggy is bummed.

Speaking of Hunky Lunky, he's on the beach wearing very little. Who should show up but our pesky Mocosa. She squeals in delight that he's even hotter in person than on the telenovela. Normally she would want a picture and an autograph, but instead she'd like a kiss. She then grabs him by the hair and kisses him. This kiss goes on way too long! What a tramp!

Emili-Oh is awake now. He tells Caramel he couldn't die without seeing her again. Caramel begs him not to die. He needs to fight for his life! Alejandro and Camila walk into the room and Caramel gasps, "Max." Camila says this "supposedly" is Max's clone. Emili-Oh then greets him as "Alejandro."

Mocosa is still squealing at kissing Luscious Larry. She's fawning all over him. He says he needs to leave and she asks when she'll see him again. "You can watch me every weekday on the tube." Mocosa is still squealing in delight when Kick Me shows up. "What kind of slut are you to be kissing guys you don't know, such as that idiot Lunkhead?" Mocosa says she'll kiss whoever she wants, whenever she wants. "And by-the-way, why do you refer to him as an idiot?" "Because he's my stupid wife's ex!" "What a surprise!" exclaims Mocosa.

Gaby is in the library asking how the conversation between Roddy and Fidiota went. Roddy tells her, "Not well. Your mother won't listen to reason." His cell phone rings and it's Mocosa. She's basking on the beach alongside Kick Me. She asks him how the talk went between Fidiota and him. He says not well. Fidiota is throwing us out of the house. Mocosa is now furious. She knew this would happen! Nobody wants her! She then hangs up on Roddy.

Alejandro starts pressing Dimwit to go to dinner with him. She's not interested. "Even though I look just like Max? Perhaps I can convince you we're different. Will you please accept my invitation?" Their love theme plays and we get Dimwit's typical glassy-eyed stare.

Credits roll.

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