Caray, Caray!

I'm thinking Marfil is telling Marfil she can't live with Mucks, Marshmallow, and Marshmallow's Godmum at Octopus' house. Is Pedro wanting her to move in with him but she's worried about her reputation? I've replayed this scene four times and I'm still not sure.

Mucks and Marshmallow are getting ready to move; Godmum is sitting on the sofa. Mucks announces he forgot something and leaves the room. After he leaves, Godmum tells Marshmallow that Dimwit called Mucks. Mucks walks in at the tail end of the conversation and wants to know who called.

Camila is getting ready to move out of Iggy's former apartment. Marfil and Pedro are there; it appears Mucks must have given the apartment to Marfil. Camila asks Marfil to retrieve a purse she left in the bedroom. After Marfil is gone, Camila asks Pedro if he's truly in love with that viper, Marfil.

Pasta is trying to get the police lieutenant to arrest Marfil. Pasta is convinced Marfil killed Princess Fi. The lieutenant believes it as well, but tells Pasta it appears Marfil has committed the perfect crime, since they can't find a body. Not to worry, sooner or later the truth will come out.

Camila tells Pedro that Marfil is only after his money. Pedro seems surprised at this bit of news. Marfil returns with Camila's purse and Camila tells her to enjoy her new apartment. After Camila leaves, Marfil asks Pedro if Camila was telling him lies while she was in the bedroom. Pedro says, "Of course not!"

Godmum tells Mucks it was a wrong number. She wants to know when they're leaving. "After Pedro arrives," replies Mucks.

Octopus is not happy about Mucks marrying a "simple secretary" and having them all move into Lunkhead's house along with Marshmallow's blind Godmum. Yolanda wants no part of the plan. Octopus points out that suddenly Yolanda appears to have grown a spine. Yolanda walks out and threatens to go to the police. Octopus calls her a cretin.

Emili-Oh, Caramel, Gaby, and Fidiota are all hanging out in Fidiota's office at Perfumes 'R Us. They are so glad that Fidiota finally fired ChewKey. They are discussing this happy turn of events when Dimwit arrives. Emili-Oh wants to know how her doctor appointment went. They all comment how pale she looks. Fidiota, too self-absorbed with planning a lunch to celebrate ChewKey's demise, also comments that Dimwit looks pale and needs to eat. She goes to call Nancy to prepare a fancy lunch. Meanwhile, Dimwit clutches her stomach and thought bubbles, "If only they knew I was pregnant with my second child. Mucks' child!"

Sylvie is washing the floor while Jorge is lounging on the sofa. He says she's boring. He suggests taking off her clothes and starts whispering something in her ear. Sylvie is aghast! "What kind of woman do you think I am? I'm saving myself for marriage!" She tells him to get out. She then tells the camera after what happened with Puncho, she wants to save herself for marriage. The doorbell rings and she thinks it's Jorge coming back. She gets the bucket of water ready and tells the person to come in. She hurls the bucket of water and it's none other that Camila, who is now soaked head to toe! Camila says, in essence, "QtH?" Of course, when you pause the shot, you realize Camila enters the room with her eyes closed before the water even leaves the bucket.

ChewKey is on the beach whining to KickMe (who is doing push-ups) about getting fired from Perfumes 'R Us. KickMe thinks it's funny. ChewKey doesn’t. She then goes on to gloat that Lunkhead is in LA making a movie, but when he returns in two weeks, they are going to get married. Gaby won't get to see him and now Lunkhead is all hers. KickMe tells ChewKey, "Seeing is believing." At first ChewKey is irritated, but then she realizes it's time to tell Roddy that Fidiota fired her like a dog. The thought of stirring the pot cheers her up immensely.

Gaby is crying over Lunkhead and flashing back to their ideal tryst on the island. She misses him so much. Dimwit walks in and changes the subject to her pregnancy with Mucks' second child. Dimwit tells Gaby she called Pedro's house, but Godmum took the call and said to not call again. Gaby asks, "What right does Godmum have to do that?" Dimwit defends Godmum saying Godmum is just protecting Marshmallow. Gaby suggests calling Mucks' cell phone next time. Dimwit is convinced this second child will bring her and Mucks together.

Camila yells at Sylvie and starts berating her, just like old times. Sylvie is upset that Camila is moving in. There goes the neighborhood!

Caramel tells Emili-Oh that Puncho finally has signed the divorce papers. Emili-Oh thinks that great; now they can get married! Caramel gets a serious look on her face and says that depends. Now Emili-Oh gets nervous. . ."It depends on what?" Caramel starts grinning and says, "It depends on whether or not you propose to me!" "Of course I'm going to propose! I love you so much!" says a smitten Emili-Oh. Smiles, hugs, kisses all around!

ChewKey is turning on the waterworks and whining in that nasal pitch of hers that Fidiota fired and humiliated her. Roddy says there's nothing he can do about it. Fidiota can hire and fire whomever she wants. It's her company. He then tells her that he and Fidiota have split. "Don't worry, Papito! You've got me!" says ChewKey. Roddy tells her she's so good.

Pasta is still trying to talk Fidiota into going away with him. He wants the chance to recoup her love. Once again Fidiota strings him along by asking him to give her more time. What kind of game is Fidiota playing? She is such a rude goat! (to quote my husband). Has this woman EVER thought about anyone BUT herself? She sure is irritating!

Gaby tells Dimwit to tell Fidiota that Dimwit is expecting another kid with Mucks.

Yolanda welcomes Mucks, Marshmallow, and Godmum. She says Octopus has a headache and is resting. Godmum, the only straight-forward character in this show, says she knows good and well Octopus has no headache. She just doesn't want them there!

Dimwit breaks the news to Fidiota that she's knocked up again by Mucks. Fidiota isn't happy. Mucks is married! "Yes, but the child was conceived prior to Mucks marrying Marshmallow. Now I'm going to have two kids by the only man I've ever loved; this child will reunite us!" Fidiota points out Dimwit is still married to Diablo. "Diablo doesn't exist in my life!"

Meanwhile, Diablo has a handgun and is using a photo of Dimwit as a target.

Fidiota tells Dimwit the relationship with Mucks is over. "I thought that, but now everything is different."

Puncho appears while Diablo is playing with his gun. Puncho says he's found someone who can get them out of the country. Puncho also admits he's given up on Caramel; Diablo needs to give up on Dimwit. Diablo says if he can't have Dimwit, neither will Mucks!

ChewKey is lounging in Roddy's office when Granny M comes in. ChewKey tries to intimidate Granny M, but Granny M is not backing down this time. Lots of insults are exchanged, with lots of yelling, and ChewKey is grabbing Granny M and trying to hit her. Suddenly Roddy walks in and catches his little angel in the act! Orchestra of Doom.

Marshmallow is walking Godmum alongside the pool and defending Mucks. That picture of Dimwit is an old photo and doesn't mean anything. Of course Godmum doesn't buy it. Mucks shows up in his too-small white bathing suit (I bet it matches his white shoes). Marshmallow says she's going to change and walks away with Godmum while Mucks dives into the pool.

ChewKey tries to say the fight is all Granny M's fault. For the first time, Roddy tells ChewKey that ChewKey has no right to use force to throw anyone out of his office. HA!

Marshmallow enters the pool. She asks Max if he's sure he's never going to regret marrying her. Orchestra of Doom!

Sylvie is all but hysterical; She tells Emili-Oh that Camila has just moved in to Emili-Oh's homeless shelter. Emili-Oh is not happy. First he had to deal with firing crazy ChewKey, now he has to deal with crazy Camila. Sylvie then has a fantasy about ChewKey and Camila in a room with a bunch of cartoon characters painted on the walls. ChewKey and Camila are chanting, "We're not crazy! We're not crazy!" In walks Doctor Sylvie and Doctor Emili-Oh. They call for nurses Gaby and Caramel who put these big screws on ChewKey's and Camila's head. This is supposed to be scene of comic relief, but it's dopey. I was expecting straightjackets, not giant screws sitting on their heads. Even a giant screwdriver tightening the screws ChewKey and Camila have loose in their heads would make sense. I don't get it.

Roddy wants Granny M to explain, but Granny M asks what's the point? She leaves and ChewKey plays the victim card. "Everyone is out to get me!" feigns ChewKey. Roddy seems to be convinced ChewKey is right.

Marshmallow is begging Mucks to be honest with her about Dimwit. She doesn't mind the fact Mucks has a history with Dimwit, she just doesn't want him lying about it. Mucks lies that he wants to get back with Dimwit and changes the subject. Marshmallow is really trying my patience. She knows Mucks doesn't love her, but she keeps needling him about it. I want to slap her and tell her to wake up! Move on! He's just not that into you!

The lieutenant is questioning Octopus about the whereabouts of Iggy and Diablo. She refers to the police being incompetent. The lieutenant assures her that sooner or later, all criminals are caught. Even when it comes to old cases like Licencio Reynosa! Octopus gloats after the lieutenant leaves that no one will ever prove she killed Reynosa.

Marfil comes to visit Dimwit at Psycho Mansion. Pedro is her good friend and told her Marshmallow is planning to have Mucks' kid. Dimwit is impactada. Fidiota appears and tells Marfil to leave. Marfil gloats some more and leaves, as Dimwit is obviously impactada. After Marfil is gone, Dimwit tells Fidiota that Mucks and Marshmallow want to have a kid. Pobre de Dimwit.

The lieutenant is talking to Yolanda and Mucks about one of the various crimes on this show. I can't tell which one.

Fidiota is trying to cheer Dimwit up. How does Dimwit know Marfil isn't just lying in order to get a rise out of Dimwit? If it's true, however, Marshmallow would be in a better bargaining position; especially if Marshmallow's pregnant!

Sylvie is talking to Gaby. She's got to find a way to get Fidiota and Roddy back together. Suddenly she has a great idea, despite Gaby's protests. Sylvie runs out of the room excited!

More of Dimwit whining about Mucks. Someone, please shoot me!

ChewKey is impressed with herself for continuing to pull the wool over Roddy's eyes. She needs to share her success with KickMe!

Fidiota thinks Dimwit should tell Mucks the truth, even if Mucks plans on knocking up Marshmallow.

ChewKey is telling KickMe how good a job she's doing at being a sea hag to all the women on the show. This seems to please KickMe. He loves how bad she is!

Granny M and Fidiota are talking. Fidiota tells Granny M Dimwit is pregnant again and Dimwit wants Mucks back. They seem to think it's OK to go after Mucks since he doesn't really love Marshmallow. The fact this could hurt Marshmallow is lost on them. Granny M tells Fidiota about the run-in with ChewKey at Roddy's office. Fidiota tells Granny M to quit trying to get Roddy and her (Fidiota) back together. It's not going to happen.

Puncho returns to the hideout looking for Diablo. Where has Diablo gone?

Dimwit calls Pedro looking for Mucks. Pedro tells Dimwit Mucks moved in with Octopus. Dimwit asks Pedro to not say a word to Marshmallow about her calling.

Diablo is following Dimwit's SUV. Uh Oh; looks like trouble!

Gaby is staring at Lunkhead's picture and flashing back to her first time with him. He was her first and made her a woman. Their love theme plays.

Dimwit leaves a message on Mucks's cell phone. She wants him to call her back ASAP; it's important. She'll be waiting for his call at the mall. She walks in and Diablo is in hot pursuit. Diablo is wearing his best Indiana Pacer's baseball cap. Dimwit obliviously gets on an elevator and Diablo follows her in. When the door closes, he pulls a gun on her.

Credits roll.

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