Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Fuego #60, July 22, Tuesday - Who All Gets Caught With His Pants or Guard Down

So let's see where the game left off: The local village government thinks Pablo needs an orphanage rather than a family relationship that would wrap him in love, just the law, folks.
Gabriela savors memories of her first night of passion, perhaps ever or at the least in decades, and thinks she is better with Feonando as a lover than a son-in-law, just the facts, folks.
Maracuya thinks passionate relations with a drunken Oscar are better than no passion or no relations. Did something happen or not? Oscar pulls a way-beyond-JimmyCarter guilt trip because he can't remember the true evening through his drunken fog. He can't even remember whether he wanted it or not.

We start back with Oscar's pants not only down but OFF. HIs tighty whities are wrapped in a satin cloth. Did she slip him a loaded drink or is he that bad of a drinker? He stumbles into his clothes while Maracuya clings and caresses., He isn't having it, at least not this morning. While he isn't sure what he isn't having this morning, she is luxuriating with sensuous glee. The part that is hard to accept is how those pearl-clad nails stayed on her fingers and didn't appear to be swallowed by either of them. The poke in the eye at least didn't draw blood. We have these small things to be grateful for while we brace ourselves to linger amidst the memories and rerun's of a night of putrid passion in various beds.

Feonando once again at the confessional swears it isn't his fault that he had a hand in Don Bernardo's fall from the horse and subsequent death. To further enwrap the Padre, he tells all the sordid details of the confrontation about Bernardo's affair the young LIbia. He repeats how he set up poor drunken Nabor and we have to watch the sickening scene again of the drunken high guys thinking they hit and killed the already dead Don Bernardo. Paddy Tadeo looks like he is about to hurl lunch all over the confessional. Feo assures him it is to demonstrate this is what he is capable of if someone gets in his way (estorbar).
Padre can't absolve him because he obviously isn't one bit sorry or repentant. You will not be absolved you won't have salvation you will be condemned. But Feo assures him that he knows his confessional secrets are safe. Paddy snears that isn't afraid as he has Jesus Christ with him and together they will conquer Feo. Just then the helpful Rigo has entered the church looks across from his devotions in front of the Virgen. He is concerned at the snaky tones (not to mention the threatening rain stick rattles) he hears and ask if Padre needs help. Feo leaves by the side aisle after squeezing the Padres' hands on the confessional posts.

Sofia comforts Juan sitting on the floor in a funk stroking Mariachi's head, because he has let Pablito down and not kept his promise to take care of him forever. They plan how they will do everything to spring Pablito and adopt him right under the noses of the village officials who dragged the little nipper away.

Pablitio cries alone under a tree at the orphanage still in his darling little Mariachi suit. Juan thinks perhaps Reyes are predestined to lose everything and everyone. If he lost Sofia he would die himself. She repeats this isn't going to happen. He has her and his child, you aren't ever going to lose us my love. (Oops those fatal telenovela words: ever and never)

The Tweedles discuss their marriage dilemma with plans to end the farce or maybe not so fast. T-dum has to tell T-dee that Jimena may not marry Oscar and save him because guess what what he saw in Maracuya's room. Marriages to the poor servant or the poor gay partner seem farther away than ever as they consider the indiscretions of the silly Oscar.

Oscar still reeling with his dizzy hangover tries to talk with Jimena. She warns that her mother is coming down at any moment and Jimena must accompany her to the doctor.

Rigo approaches Paddy Tad and says he saw what looked like an argument with Don Feo and he would like to help. He came to pray a little. He prays that Eugenia will be happy with Benito. Her happiness is more important to him than his own. Make note of this kindness there aren't many unselfish people in this story and we need to treasure the few we see.

In the bakery. Juan decides they can't open the bakery without Pablito. They decide to pack up all the bread they just made for the orphans.

Oscar drags his sorry burro into the bakery to confess to Juan since Jimena wouldn't listen to him.
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Feo acts executive-like in the office while he reruns the brain movie of his passion with Gabi. He seems pleased with himself as he carves a notch in his, (just kidding) the grin of a man well satisfied with himself.
The dreamy eyed Gabi descends the stairs (man, that was better than a month of aroma therapy) while he thanks her for the marvelous night of love. She wants to organize and regain control of her feelings and the impending wedding, he wants to take his pants down again.

Juan sits waiting for Franco to come in so the sorry Oscar can sputter his words out as he flicks cigarette ashes like sprinkles on the new bread. He did something really bad, and you can see I am really sorry. I betrayed Jimena...

Back in the den of iniquity, Maracuya realizes that if it is true that Jimena won't forgive his betrayal, she could end up with Oscar. Now how to be sure that Jimena learns of the tryst...

Oscar has to listen to Franco get his words in of how he was condemned for loving two women and maybe now Oscar sees his plight. Oscar assures both but especially Juan that he loves only Jimena. Juan is ashamed of the way Oscar acted like someone who wasn't brought up to have morals and respect, but he is not his father. And Oscar has to act not like a child but a man, further act like a REYES. You have to do the right thing. Juan asks that tough question: if JImena was the unfaithful one would you forgive her. Oscar's head still hurts from both the hangover and all this heavy thinking.

Gabi and Feo talk with Matasanos there really is something wrong with your heart. So it seems the paper Don Augustin stole of the faked heart problem isn't a threat. She really does have an arrhythmia that wasn't there before.

Padre Tadeo prays for help in gathering all the proofs he needs for these dastardly deeds and for guidance on how to handle this heavy charge he has having heard the felonies and capital offenses confessed by Feo.

Matasanos explains that she could have another and worse episode in the future. Feo looks hopeful as he kneads her shoulders not hiding anything from Matasanos, perhaps this is a new tool. (for him it seems so,... opportune on the eve of his ultimatum from the BOSS)
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At the orphanage, Pablito is refusing food and the solicitous kindness of the nuns. Nothing is important to him, but Juan strides in as if he were wearing seven league boots, assuring him that it is important. They carry bread to all the children and promise that he will have to be strong because he is a Reyes and Reyes are strong. Meanwhile they will get official papers to bring him home. Sofia promises that they will adopt him. Sofia kisses the nuns.

Feo admires his evil face in the mirror than chats with the picture of Sofia assuring her that she is his property and will never get away from him. Then he remembers how the doctor told of the illness and how it could be more severe next time Feo in his mind asks again if the episode could be repeated..... Then he gently tears the picture of him and Sofia apart savoring and fondling the Sofia side until he rips it into tiny shreds carefully saving his own side of the photo with tender regard.

The Mother superior tries to explain to Juan that the authorities have the child's welfare to concern themselves with. and Juan and Sofia are not qualified to adopt Pablito nor any other orphan.

Quintiana tells her sister and the nephews about the brutal scene in the orphanage. She tells nephew Rigo that it was his mothers' fault for telling the school officials . They descend into a n argument about orfanatorio vs huerfanatorio. Hortensia swears she had good intentions. Quintina has a tantrum swearing to never see Hortensia again not even a picture. the boys console the sobbing Hortensia.

Gabi tells Tweedle Auntie Raquel that although she no longer can abide nor receive Padre Tadeo in her house to avoid gossip and scandal, they will use PaddyTad. Raquel wants a lovely (read hot and fun) party at the Salon Tumbao.

Paddy Tad and Momsuperior discuss that Juan and Sofia are pure of heart. God loves those that love. She reminds him that it is not she who can decide these things. But all the children put on kerchiefs and make bread with Juan and Franco teaches Pablito how to play the guitar as he sings to the children and Sofia teaches the girls how to sew. They start building projects in the courtyard. The children certainly don't feel like forgotten orphans in this ideal afternoon basking in Reyes love.

Oscar is still in a stew about what to tell Jimena and can't seem to get out of his tiny bedroom. Franco comes in to teach him a pardon me song that may just do the trick.

Next thing we know Eva is telling Oscar at the hacienda that even though she isn't the person good enough to talk to him, she looks hard for twenty seconds, and then she relents telling him that Jimena is on her way to the Salon Tumbao...
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She went WHERE?? Perhaps she went to the bachelor party. We switch to the hoochie coochie scene with the prim (comparatively) Jimena watching the hoochie dance of Maracuya.

Nuns around the corner congratulate Juan and Sofia on their day of perfect parenting when little munchkin Victor gets an asthma attack off stage so Juan rescues him with Paddy Tad as they rush off in search of proper medical care.

At the Tumbao everyone at the pre-wedding party table looks hot and bothered. Jimena gets up to go to the bathroom with Sarita, Oscar intercedes and insists they must talk it is so important. Sarita actually covers for her (she is changing her cold tune). Oscar finally blurts out his infidelity. Oh no!

Sofia can't wait to see if little Victor gets worse so she leave the nuns to hurry off to the dispensary but oh no the ugly FEO is in the dark, soaking a rag with something nasty while he awaits to give Sofia the surprise she so deserves. How well he knows his girl. Sofia walks in the dark off the path as usual (she has done this in other telenovelas so you would think she would be more careful by now especially being pregnant). But NOOOOOO, and she doesn't see behind her in time to have Feo get her mouth covered with the nasty cotton with knockout drops, until she loses consciousness. And once again Feo gets to take off his clothes. Clearly he has enjoyed finally drop his pants so is looking for a repeat scene, as he begins to kiss the half conscious Sofia who feebly tries to fight him off he looks around and WE SEE it : THE SNAKE TATOO, proof positive!!
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What a tender rapist! Feo takes time to kiss and use his so called charms . Some shouting in the dark begins like, let her go!, Leave her alone! Let me go!! Well, it scares him off and he leaves her in the leaves under a tree alone in the dark with only the other violence happening nearby out of sight.

Oscar has made his confession that he slept with another woman, JImena can't believe how he could do this when Maracuya in bright orange hat and gold eye goggles makeup approaches to reprove her reproach.... A cat fight par excellence ensues for all to see including the would be in-laws , screaming men are taking bets and Oscar tries to pull them apart. finally the numb Gabi sees the commotion and arrives at the end of the scene only to worry about the scandal.

Juan shows up at the orphanage to find Sofia whom the nuns tell him went off alone (I know dumb, dumb, stupid) Juan rides into the woods screaming he find the half-conscious Sofia and covers her with his cape. She shakes in his arms.

Next time:

Franco and Oscar take up arms to the horror of Paddy Tad. The Bishop arrives. the Reyes - Robles secret is coming out with Rosendo's help with Augustin. Butter wouldn't melt in Feo's mouth as the investigations ensue.

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Comments:
The doctor telling Gabby that any kind of trauma she has happen to her that is similar to previous trauma could bring on a much greater relapse was what planted the seed of a plan against Sofia in the evil mind of Fernando.
Thank you for that great speedy recap!
 

Why...Why...Why???
Lil Victor has an breathing attack. Juan and Speedy Padre Gonzales go off in search of medicine or a doctor or an adult to give them further instruction. Who knows maybe they were on the burro, maybe they were being pulled by Mariachi on a dog-sled..They don't return, so Little Sofie Ingalls decides to walk thru the woods for medical help? For the love of Gawd, wouldn't you expect the doctor to perhaps be located in the town? Yet taking the Appalachian Trail thru West Virginia was a short-cut? Then what the hell was up with Ferve the Perve waiting in the woods in his truck? Did he slip lil Victor a cigar, some hooch and a night with Rosario when she gets back in an exchange for a fake attack? Maybe he has a tracking device planted in the many layer of petticoats, bows, corsets, etc..etc...etc...Can Geo tracking devices work thru the distorted space time continum that exists here?

My newst theory is that along with toxic waste, radiation and generally poor genetic stock to start off with...I believe there is also some kind of Black Hole operating here, but rather than physically sucking matter and light into it, it sucks intelligence until finally you find your self just going along with all the crazy things that happen.
 

I got so carried away..that I forgot to say thanks for the great recap...I missed parts cause I was typing the Guapos recap...

Very good..very funny
 

Thanks for the added detail, Anon at 1:20AM. Yes, that Feo is a big thinker. He can come up with lots of side schemes to get himself that hacienda one day.

Beckster, keep up the theory building, you'll be a fine physicist one day if you aren't already.

I'm not sure why you two are up so late, but thanks for stopping in. Good night.
 

Cheryl, wow that was quick! Generally I wait until I am at work, but I just had to see if it might be up. Thanks so much, a great recap!

Beckster I am with you on Sophia. Not only is the whole thing stupid, but I am really tired of this awful violence against this woman. It's just, well, yuck!

I have to say. I did feel bad for Oscar because he has no clue what he did, if he really did, and he seems genuinely upset. I was a little surprised at how harsh his bros were on him. Spare the rod spoil the child? Dang not one moment of you look really upset, I'm sorry this happened to you. Oscar certainly doesn't seem to have a history of womanizing that woud warrant such anger.
 

Really, some people should not procreate. Due to her brainlessness, Sofia has put her baby in danger every episode. And I don't think chloroform is good for any baby to be. Juan is a rocket scientist compared to Sofia.
 

Sofia definitely won the prize for stupid tonight, no question. I don't think you can get any closer to winning a Darwin award and survive.

Nothing good EVER happens when she walks alone at nite.

And I got a better look at those candles tonight, they looked like apples and not passionfruits. Oh well. It was a fun idea.

I THINK the doctor also said that this real illness could theoretically have resulted from the faking. Like she trained her body to respond to trauma that way. But maybe I imagined that. I should really be asleep right now.

With respect to the nicknames I believe Mr. Ed is actually Bernardo's old horse (we kept hoping he would talk because of all he's witnessed... at this point though I think it would just be a string of profanity). Capricho is Juan's. Right?
 

Good morning Cheryl and one and all. Good to be back in town and reading these recaps again.

Loved the "better than a month of aromatherapy" quip. This was one of your funniest ever, Cheryl. Thanks.
 

Great recap cheryl! Thanks.

re: Pablo. Heck, if I had to wear a stupid suit/outfit like he had on, I'd be crying under a tree and refusing to eat, too.

doris
 

Thanks for the breakfast funnies, Cheryl! Too many good lines to mention a few.

OK Sofia is really stupid, but how can she have no common sense, or care about her child? She just loooves this unborn child, but can't manage to take care of it. Maybe the social worker will come back for it after it's born.

Julie, I think you got the names right for the horses. Does the burro have a name???
jb
 

So Juan goes to get the doctor,. He is only gone for maybe 10 minutes and Sofia is worried. She decides to go out into the Netherlands alone in the dark again. Hellooooo, Sofia are you stupid or brain dead.
And how did Feo know she was going to be out alone. He just happens to have some chloroform.
Please give us a break.
 

Julie, I agree that the doctor was saying the psychological symptoms i.e. fake could result in the heart reacting later in a real event. I was too tired to go back and get the exact wording of this quackery but not too tired to be very glad that even this small pie cart has arrived to one so evil and so deserving. It seemed like a version of Mom saying "don't twist your face up like that or it will stick" kind of medicine.
Now if Feo would just be beaten more soundly next time before he has time to hurt Padre Tadeo. Looks like the Bishop will be the one to deliver misery unjustly to Paddy. I wonder if he will swallow Gabi's story or listen first to the evidence that PT has amassed?
 

Thanks, Cheryl. I missed Sofia's midnight stroll ''on the Appalachian Trail in West Virginia'' [good one Becskster] because I received a phone call from a distressed family member who was waiting at JFK for a plane home after a business trip to Manhattan. The plane had been delayed several times .[Traveling by plane has become a nightmare...maybe we should all get donkeys like PadTad and Melinama....At least they are more reliable than Air Canada.] When I turned back to the TV , I thought that Ferd was having a flashback to the original attack on Sofia. I, too, am getting really tired of Sofia's bad decisions that keep putting her and her baby in jeopardy. She just doesn't learn from past mistakes. One thing I noticed was that before Dr. Quackquack gave Crabi the bad news about her health, she seemed to have a certain secret glow and a spring in her step...shout out to Ferd for that dose of the healing power of sex. ewwww
 

Bernardo's horse is Mr. Ed. The Burro's name is Eeyore.

Wonderful recap. As always I had a hard time figuring out what Oscar was saying so the recap really helps.

You'd think Snofia would get tired of being the Eternal Victim. Duh, every time you go out by yourself at night something happens.

Feo just makes me sick. I can't wait until something really bad happens to him.

That cat fight was a hoot. I'd like to see Mara smack Crabi a good one. That would be hilarious.
 

Julie***Some friends who have had carpal tunnel syndrome had physical therapy and ultraviolet treatments . Another friend used wristbands and changed her computer use with ergonomically correct chair and footstool, etc.
 

I'm back on the computer now and have more to day about last night's episode, like WT*???

Oscar could have at least changed his shirt and removed all of Mara's cooties. Sheesh! He wore it all the next day. His whole head is a nuclear wasteland.

Thank you Telerisa for giving us the obligatory Telenovela Catfight. Puh-leeze....

Feonando's punishment should be that all his hands are cut off, his tongue cut out, and a Lorena Bobbitt procedure done on him.

I wonder of Paddy Taddy's burro has a licence plate on the front that says "God is my co-pilot" ?

Sofia......can't add anything to what has been posted here already except "ditto! ITA." Has Adela ever had a role where she actually has a brain and a spine?

Raquel seemed to be the only one enjoying the show at Tumbao last night. Disturbing on a few levels. And ..... was it Valentine's Day there in The Land That Time Forgot??? Mara-naco was wearing her Valentine Day cards as her outfit. Ew!

And who would really want to get down on the floor and wrestle with Mara-naca and risk getting boobage in the face? (welll, maybe Oscar .....)

doris
 

I can't imagine Crabi actually letting the girls get married in the club. It is so beneath her.
 

Cheryl, excellent, quick 'cap, thank you...Oscar was truly sorry for what had happened, he knows that this might very well cost him his future with Jimena. This just shows that he is the brother with sufficient gray matter to see possible consequences of actions. That Feo sure has a way of knowing where to be and when and with the necessary equipment. Snofia, wandering around alone in the dark again, WTF?! Is she EVER going to learn that's dangerous in la Tierra Olvidada? She should have a full-blown terror of even the thought of doing that. It seems that she may be ruined for life in the passionate love dept now...And what happened with the peoplethat were yelling "sueltala"? Were they just happening by, screeching the appropriate command?..I thought that Doctorquack did say that faking the symptoms could cause the actual affliction, my thought was of crossed eyes staying crossed. (Do that apply to about "brazos cruzados", too?) Too much fun...
 

Oh yeah and is the reason that Pablito is crying because he knows with that "What a lovely young Man" suit on he is gonna get the crap kicked out of him by the other orphans?

Kids are vicious little antagonizers and those orphans have a virtual cornucopia of verbal snarks they can release on Pabs, plus wanting to get adopted by the "Slow Couple" who make awesome glowing pans of sweet sinful delight (kids don't care about the hair and sweat). Plus they are getting the wink from Marachi who does not relish the idea of now having to do all the heavy lifting in the mental dept for this crew. I believe along with all the other chaos that ensues everytime the three brothers or three sisters go out in public, now it will be Che Guevara t-shirts, red crescent flags and anarchy at the orphange...Viva la revolucion
 

We have yet to meet the feckless pharmacist who supplies Feo with chloroform or whatever evil liquid knocked Sofia out (again). I guess he didn't get a speaking part so they left him off stage with the snake charmer that sells Feo the not-coral snakes. I bet Feo was sorry to miss that great cat-fight although he hasn't paid attention to Maracuya like Armando has.
 

Thanks Cheryl! And to all you funny commenters! This show is so bad, yet the recaps and comments are so good! It's a pleasure to be blog mom.
 

OK, thanks for clarifying about the doctor. I really wasn't sure. It sounded too good to be true. :)

I thought it was VERY weird that they didn't even let Pablito change his clothes and pack a few things when they took him away the other night. He's being taken to an orphanage, not seized by the CIA!!

"Brain movie," LOL!

Feo was pretty funny, taking the time to remove his jacket and shirt before trying to rape Sofia. Not that I wanted him to be successful, but time is of the essence, tick tock...

Jimena was also really funny at the table in the nightclub. Did everyone catch that awesome face she made when everyone else was clapping?

I was glad that Oscar told Jimena about the cheating before Maracuya had a chance to. She had the nerve to say that Oscar enjoyed it. How could he, if he was practically passed out?? That woman is sick in the head!
 

I like Snofia's new dresses. They look much better and softer on her. What is up with the sash thing? When I was pregnant I couldn't stand anything around my waist.
 

¡Cheryl! It's good to have you on the FELS team! How are things going for you?
 

I am so UPSET!. Time Warner had this channel blocked/blacked out last night. Every other channel was on. I rebooted the cable and that didn't help. A friend called and sure enough. NY Time Warner had that one hour blacked out. It was the one and only episode so far we really wanted to see. Thank you for the detailed recap. I was so looking forward to the catfight!
 

You might be able to find the episode at YouTube. It's worth a try anyway. It was a good one.
 

melinama --- Thank YOU for providing us with this blog!!!

anonymous --- " NY Time Warner had that one hour blacked out. " Perhaps they didn't want their viewers to be exposed to Mara-naca's Valentine Cards stage outfit. "Be mine"

dorado dave - good one: "La Tierra Olvidada"

doris
 

11:49, did Time Warner say why they blacked it out? THat's very obnoxious to deny paying customers their programming... I would definitely want an explanation!!

I had a lot of trouble with a couple of channels last night - the trouble might have been weather-related. But Univision was fine... a little snowy as usual, the picture's often on the crummy side... but no drop-outs or other transmission problems.
 

Cheryl's recap and the comments are hilarious. This novela is so bad but fun too. The mocking potential is limitless.

G in CA
 

Doris, I wondered why Oscar didn't immediately take a shower too and also brush his teeth and use a gallon of mouthwash. I thought he had the whole day before going to the Tumbao. He could have at least changed his clothes. This novela makes me anxious about the smallest things but especially hygiene.
 

Thanks for all the appreciative comments. I do think the silly script sets the recappers up for success, just by contrast if nothing else. But much of the humor is just under the surface and I would like to hope that the script writers are having a ball. I know I am having a lot of fun with this one.

Nicholás, thanks for your greeting. I am doing really well. It is nice to have a break from Cervantes Inst. literatura classes. I am experimenting with just typing on my laptop while I watch the first time and tape. I do stream of consciousness/no corrections writing then go back and listen again where needed to fill in names and more precise detail. I couldn't do that on "Yo Amo a Juan", the colloquial vocabulary was so much more complex. FELS is easier to translate because so many of the characters are absolute fools. This also makes the humor easy to snatch out of the air.
 

Juan and Sofia really are the perfect match, in that both are dumb as dirt, have no control over their emotions, put themselves in stupid situtations, pretend to be the wise ones to their younger siblings, and are really really earnest.

Changing the subject, I'm starting to get attracted to Raquel! I like her much better than that skinny Crabi!
 

Ok I went back and listened to the doctor with Gabby. He said something like " The theory is that if you get into a routine of faking illness you will actually become sick. Like a psychological trauma. A repetition of a similar trauma can provoke a similar but more severe reaction."Fernando asks him about that but Gabby says, "my only interest right now is my health".
You really have to question the brains or sanity of a victim of violent rape in a small rural town who knows the rapist has never been caught, walking along the Appalachian Trail in the dark.
I felt sorry for Oscar.I found the whole thing with the Spider Woman disgusting.
 

Thanks for detailing the doctor thing, 1:55! Like I said before, I thought I had heard that, but it seemed too good to be true.

I'm still trying to figure out how Sofi thought she could be useful to Juan even if he had been in trouble. I don't think she has a realistic idea of her size, strength, and combat skills.
 

Does anyone else notice that Mara (Passion Fruit) doesn't really talk but whines and grunts. Is she capable of having a norman conversation?
 

Lola, I noticed that last night. She kind of purrs. It is really annoying and half the time I can't tell what she's saying.
 

Lola, you made me laugh out loud! I know you mean normal, but when I read norman, I thought of the little cow in City Slickers!

The more I have thought about the Oscar thing that more I hate it. I guess part of it that Jorge is a good actor and really was distraught over the whole thing. Male or female, no means no! Grrrr! Is that the only way the freak can get a man?
 

The whorible Dance Queen gave the old "All's fair in Love and War" excuse for molesting Oscar.I wonder if that one holds up in court? Didn't anyone else have that "Gee, a phone would be nice" thought bubble when the nuns were trying to keep Our Sofia from running amok.
 

I think the phones are a lost cause. I can understand not having cell phones, but it's really weird not to have regular phones.
Failing that, Juan and Sofia should at least have walkie-talkies. I wish I could send them my old Star Trek set.
 

Julie, could you send her a phaser too!:) Just don't send her a red shirt because the guys in the red shirts always get killed first!
 

LOL, Connie. I wonder what Spock would say if he beamed down there by mistake. (Besides "Please beam me up immediately.")
 

Why he's do the Vulcan mind probe and find out just what is going on down there. Live long and prosper.
 

I'm the typo queen today. My claws must be too long. He'd, not he's.

Molly, I remember someone saying the other day that Mara reminded them of a black widow spider. She's the spider and Oscar is the fly and she has snared him in her web. :) You have to give credit to Jimena for not running away. She was actually holding her own. I guess she took slapping lessons from her mom. Mara can't even make a fist so that is one point in Jimena's favor. Was anyone else waiting for the horrible wig to come off? Now that would have been funny!
 

My Mexicana co-worker swears to me that that really is Niurka's hair. She said that she used to get it straightened and tamed down, but is now letting it stick out all over the place.
 

Phone lines...the owner of the phone lines in Mexico is "Carlos Slim" google him. He is like richer than Gawd or sometimes his wealth tops Bill Gates. He got the deal on the phone lines back when the govt. sold them. Thus, very very very rural locations have land lines. Carlos also owns TelVista, the internet cafes in all the Sanborn's in Mexico, plus I believe all the contract call centers. So yes indeed there should be phone lines, but WAIT..OMG perhaps the magnetic force from the Black hole of Intelligence or the locale Radiation affects the phone lines. That must be it, that is why there are no phonelines, television, electric can-openers. But Neon light must operate at a different wave length, thus allowing Neon signs to burn outside the strip bars.
 

I did read about Carlos Slim a long while back - if he's who I'm thinking of, in an article about the richest people in the world. I think the same article said that phone service in Mexico is among the most expensive in the world. (No wonder cell phones are so popular.)
 

I thought I saw some blond hair peeking out from under Niyucka's black hairline - that's why I thought she was wearing a wig. But maybe it was just a highlight.
 

The Neon signs are probably powered by the radiation from the nuclear waste.

I'd swear it is a wig too. How could she brush that mess out. She could have extensions I guess.
 

Thanks Cheryl for your as usual great recap. As far as Oscar's unfortunate incident with Mara, I sure hope it's not a repeat of Mundo de Fieras where Joselyn drugged Gabriel and ended up pregnant by him. Sure is similiar.
 

Those strip bars are exempt from electrical outages in our strange new world. They must always work, that's why there's no juice left for the phones.

I noticed Juan calls Sofia 'mi nina' occasionally. Is that a common 'term of endearment' or luv name to call your spouse? Love button, honey bunny, sweet muffin, precious, but mi nina-not so much.

Oscar is an idiot and has to take responsibility for his actions. Nobody forced him to drink anything. He knows how to say no. But let's face it, he's flattered by the attention. Anyhoo, she's plain creepy and his instincts should've been screaming no, no, no...
jb
 

Thanks for funny recap, Cheryl NM.
And Julie, here is an updated list:

Hermanos Reyes = Crumbs, Dimples, & Fuzzy
Juan = Mighty Joe Juan /Juan Solo

Hermanas Elizondo = Lamb Chop, Sneerita, & Spunky

Sofia = Little Bo Peep / Sofie Ingalls Wilder/ Snofia / Snofia White

Sarita = Crabi Jr.

Padre Tadeo = Father Bouffy /Pad Tad
Gabriela = Crabiela/Crabi / Guanabana/Soursop
Fernando = Feo/None Fer Nando
Armando = Right Armando/Whig/Bigote
Rosario = BonBon/BomBon
Hermanos Uribe = The Tweedles/Big Tweedle/Short Tweedle
Benito = Bonito
{BRUNO is Octavio’s BF}

Dr. Mentiroso Matasanos / Dr. Quackquack (sorry don't have his real name)

Maracuya = Marayucka /Yuck/NiurYUCKa


Don Bernardo’s Horse = Mr. Ed
Capricho = Lassie?
Donkey = Eeyore
Comisario = Mutton Chops

Hacienda San Agustin = Hacienda de Agony / Hacienda de Horrors

Ciudad Serdan = Black Hole of Intelligence

(PanQue)
 

PanQue, good job on the list. Have we added anything to the Don Augustin costume list in awhile?
 

Great recap, Cheryl. Laughed about Oscar trying to deal with both thinking and hangover in his limited brain.
I think Beckster's right about the black hole sucking all the intelligence. Could it originate at the Libia burial cave, powered with the mysterious force/nuclear waste that keeps the candle burning there? It obviously doesn't affect children or animals, the only cast members with any glimmer of intelligence.
Hard to believe Sofia would choose, once more, to walk out alone in a dark and lonely area.
Loved the cat fight with the fiesty Jimena and the part-naked Maracuya. I, too, wanted the black wig and the fake nails torn off.
La Paloma
 

That is quite a list. I've never watched anything that inspired so many nicknames.
 

Cheryl, it's so relaxing to watch FELS and not worry if I miss some of the dialogue, because I know the recap will fill it all in and then some! Awesomely done!
Did anyone notice that Quintana was using TONGS to place the rolls into the delivery basket? This is so all the sweat and chest hair baked don't get knocked off?
The most disgusting? Oscar, post-passionfruit, with his fug of stale sheets and his undoubtedly hideous hangover breath. I could almost smell it thru my TV set. Yet, he was freshly shaved...hmmm..
"Creemelo"
 

Creemelo, I am so glad you find these recaps helpful. That is a lot of the pleasure of doing them. All of us together add to the understanding and further enjoyment of this entertaining genre.

I also love the amazing conversations we get into in the comments. In the year I have been involved with CarayCaray I think I have seen at least one conversation on every topic imaginable, but as soon as I think that, a new topic will emerge that I hadn't yet imagined. And so it grows. And aren't there some fine comedians on this blog!
 

And another thing, Panque, thanks so much for your very funny lists. They keep getting longer and truer.
 

Cheryl: You had me going with those first few paragraphs. Amazingly zingerific! LOL! =========
Beckster: Intelligence sucking black hole would definitely be my guess. Or sort of like those sci-fi shows of late where some mysterious and turbulent dark clouds start swirling and throwing out lightening bolts that zap stuff into some dark anti-matter universe.

It is so difficult for intelligent, thinking human beings to watch these characters function at double-digit IQ levels that would try even Mariachi's patience.
 

CATFIGHT JIMENA AND MARA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmCr1zS7OLw&feature=related
 

Hey Cakes, thanks for the Youtube connection. One more moment of entertainment. I wish we could see the whole scene in the regular show in the US but alas, we have to be protected from these realities.
 

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