Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Fuego en la Sangre 11-10 Mon.- and we are less one virgin...producers take their shot at mitten makers and boots belong in bed

Juan rescues the screaming loca. She tells him she never lets anyone touch her, but she feels safe around him. We get a nice ass shot as he puts her back on the horse. I think that’s her best view frankly. Her face makes me puke (it’s her personality, folks...).

Mama Crabby tells the Haci dwellers that Root Uribe has arrived and Snowfie asks if Eva knows that her daughter is here. Crabby manages to talk these dimwits into not telling Eva because she has already suffered so much for losing Rosi, and Ruth will just hate her for abandoning her, blah, blah, blah. They have learned nothing after living with this evil wench for almost 40 years and for some reason agree to this .

Oscar looks for Jime at Eva’s store she’s not there but he can’t contain himself and Eva learns he and Jime are still married.

Feo blows off Crabby who wants to tell him something. He has to go for a few days they can talk later. Crabby notes that he’s never around when she needs him, oh but he will pay, she says. Me thinks that is a true statement.

The caucus adjourns to the other room. I can’t believe these people are even going to seriously debate whether or not to follow one of Crabby’s loony ideas, they discuss if they should be stupid or should not be quite as stupid. Abue tells that Ruth was favored and the papa gave her everything despite her mother protesting. They all agree Ruth was a pill and maybe she has changed since then. Not from what I’ve seen.

Split screen Reyes bros are sneaking around the hacienda, I think they are torn between punishing themselves or just walking away. They decide to punish them selves and seek out their chicas.

The caucus ends and they agree they won’t say anything for now. Crabby decides it doesn’t suit her for anyone else to know about Ruth’s special status. The boys hear this, and the tidbit that Ruth is Eva’s spawn. Just then Juan rides in on his girl, I mean the girl rides in on Juan. Weird looks abound –most notably from Sofi.

I am Ruth, hear me roar. She is more than happy to have the escort. Crabby is incensed that this guy is in her house and wants to point out who he is to Ruth, uh, your enemy. Darn, she’s now conflicted about boffing him someday. She introduces herself and wants him to carry her up to her room. He says go your self, I did my duty by bringing you home.

Eva thinks it’s weird that no one has come to the shop all day.

Ruth is introduced to everyone else but doesn’t want any one to touch her. She is warm on the general, so so on the girls, but really cold on Sofi. She always remembered Sofi despite not being that nice to her.

Ruth is upstairs with her boots on the bed. She admits it was a lie that she was hurt, she’s really fine. Crabby wants to know why she did it to get near Juan when he’s the enemy and she admits she didn’t know it before, and well he’s still hot. She asks Crabby if she’s never lied....if you only knew, ugh!

Oscar and Franco retire to their secret hiding places to discuss what they heard. The boys also agree that Eva shouldn’t know, they are all drinking from the same fountain now.

All tell off their exploits at the hacienda; that Oscar didn’t get to talk to Jime, and Franco to Sara, Juan of his meeting up at the orfanato with the three babies ,and this was the magic that they needed to kiss.

Ruth spills the beans at dinner that Snowfie was kissing someone, this wasn’t her husband though. Sofi says uh, yeah, I have no husband. Ruth refers to the picture but Snow reminds that she has no hubby he’s Ma’s now. Good enough for the gander, good enough for the goose. Ruth is surprised, but now Crabby wants into the act and asks who Snowf was kissing. Juan Reyes she confesses. This freaks Crab out and she goes to slap one her one silly until Abue appears out of nowhere and screams. Ruth goes for a bottle of wine because she can’t deal with these family problems just then, Eva shows up.

Crabby berates her for coming to the house, after all, you slept with my husband you slut. And so on until Eva is on the outside of the door. Kicked out. Root serves Gabi more wine while trying to find out who that woman was. Astute Abue notes how similar Root and Gabi are in their mannerisms.

Pablito takes an opportunity to remind Juan about his Sofi cakes that he makes. Pablo remembers the recipe and so they work on them to gether. I still don’t think that Juan remembers, but he likes them anyway. Sooo cute making the pan de Sofia together.

Sofi smells the bread cooking across town and looks out her window.

Root pleasures herself with her lip gloss and utters some things about maybe still liking this guy yet wondering why Crabby hates him and wondering what the other brothers are like. I’ll tell you, they are window climbing marvels.

Oscar sneaks into Jime’s room and finally gets to tell her they are still married. She’s happy but not. She fights but eventually gives in, again. They both still have their boots in the bed...yuck.

Another ass shot in the camera, and in your face. Did the mitten making doll collector get to Televisa too? Nah, couldn't be.... This time it’s Oscar’s whites. And they are off to more Franco singing. I think we need a tally of how many times this guy has appeared in his underoos.

Sarita remembers the kiss Franco was going to give her but didn’t. She ends up going over to smooch Franco. And what da ya know! They end up in bed or well on bread sacks!!!! FINALLY SHE’S A VIRGIN NO MORE. JUST LIKE THAT!! Thank heavens he finally takes her glasses off.

There’s some post coital loving crap between both couples. Macho Franco claims his prize that Sara is completely his now. Sara swears they belong to each other now. O and J cheer their marriage.

Snowfi is the only sis not presently getting boffed by a Reyes, but wait, a worker tells her someone is here to see her in the kitchen.

Turns out it’s Pablo and he brought the Sofi cake. She sexily eats it and leaves some cream on her face. At the end she licks it off her lips. That skeeved me actually, it’s just weird to see her being sexy.

Afterward Juan bugs the little boy for the details about what she said. Pablito describes how she ate the cake. Really, should a little boy be involved in this nonsense? Not so sure....

At the end of the story telling, Juan kicks him out to school..

More man love as the Roosters come home to their hom. They sing together. Juan wonders why they are acting "happy" duh, it’s the "I just got laid happy dance." I’m tellin’ you, the gay men must love this show there is just so much hunks lovin’ on hunks. Forget that they are brothers.....

The girls tell all to each other as well...even Sara who says she may die a martyr, but not a virgin. She updated her hairstyle for the occasion. Now we just need to deal with Sofi....well she kissed Juan at least. Baby Steps.....

Ruth goes to visit the babbling English Quinti who gives her hell for giving her orders and doesn’t want to solicit her bosses when then Juan rides up and wants to know what’s going on. Root gives him a scary look.

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Comments:
Gee, I hope Cindybin posts another opposition to the use of ass.
 

Thanks for the recap Fuego. I'm sick of Root already. Anyone else? Snofia doesn't have any right to be jealous. She keeps tellng Juan she doesn't love him. Why was Root wearing gloves at the table?
 

"Root pleasures herself with her lip gloss" Ew. I thought it was just my imagination.

Sick of Root? Are you kidding me? Root is the best thing to happen to this show since Pedro Reyes. (Actually, better... just not as fun to look at.)

I didn't notice she was wearing gloves at the table, but can you blame her? She's probably terrified that the weirdness of Serdan rubs off on bare skin - that's probably why she keeps telling people not to touch her too!

Too funny when she got up for more wine. I know just how she feels.
 

Julie, They were the kind of gloves with no fingers.

Good thing Root doesn't collect dolls...can you imagine what she would do with them? I'm sure it wouldn't be pretty. At least she knows where to get healthy cereal...Right Molly?
 

Fingerless gloves? At the dinner table? That's just weird. (Sorry, misplaced my beanie for a moment.)
 

I thought it was weird too. And a leather vest kind of thing. I would rather eat with the Reyes brothers then the Elizando crowd.

I'm not a big fan of Feo but I would get tired of having Crabi asking me where I was and what I was doing all the time. Uh, maybe he was WORKING...something she obviously knows nothing about.

This is a dumb question but what exactly is the purpose of those shawls that they all wear. It looks like a pain in the ass to me.
 

Are you saying that when you see all those shawls, you DON'T want to visit your nearest Crap From Afar(TM) store and buy one for yourself?

If you really need to keep warm, and you don't own any sweaters, a poncho is way better than a shawl because it's not always trying to slide off of your shoulders. When you need to free up your hands, you just turn the poncho sideways and flip the sides back, and now it's like a cape, which is even more awesome-looking than a poncho.
 

Julie, You know I would like to visit Crap From Afar and look at their fabulous shawls but I wouldn't want to deprive you of having first crack at them! I might pick the one that is your favorite. ;) The poncho makes much more sense.
 

Seriously, you need to get over it. If you or anyone else is offended by our comments, then don't read them. Anybody else want to chime in? Beckster?
 

I don't feel obligated to entertain this person.
 

Did I miss something? A whole page on obsessing on an a-word DUH. Figure of speech. Used all the time in all walks of life.
 

No, you didn't miss anything. We've had this problem before. I agree with you Julie.
 

Cindybin, you are a lunatic. Take your obsession somewhere else and don't come back. Goodbye.
 

Thank you, Melinama!
 

Oh darn...did I miss a Cindybin visitation? Work is interfering with my fun.

Great recap Fuego and I'm with Julie...Ruthless is the best thing to happen to this tedious telenovela. I'm getting a big kick out of her over-the-top antics. And loved it when abuelo noticed how like Gabriela she was. Can't wait for this mystery to unravel.
 

Thank you Melinama! And maybe she should get her head out of her ASS too.
 

Couldn't Franco and Sarita have found a more private place to do the deed, FINALLY by the way. Don't they have like 200 people living in the house including an impressionable little boy. They are lucky Quintina didn't wander in for midnight snack. Yikes. G In CA
 

Thank you to the anonymous person who posted an explanation of the parentage of these characters. I was really getting confused.
 

Fuego de RR: Ha! Good one. What a whacked out episode. Loved the lip gloss line.

Crabi & Root are definitely related. We've got 2 women of a particular age, addicted to leather, prone to slapping, & horny as all get out. I mean, really, Root was practically humping I-Juan-A-Cheap-Feel within seconds of her bogus rescue. Love the gloves...very sweet & feminine. Where the heck is Feo? He'd be all over her like white on rice.

And what is the deal with I-Juan-A-Brain shaking poor Pablito, grabbing him, throwing him around & berating him with one of his bug-eyed tantrums? Leave the kid alone! His brains aren't scrambled yet & he's one of the few folks left who can actually process thoughts & ideas.

Did Franco & Sarita do the dirty on top of bags of flour? That's it...I'm calling the health department. This is one nasty ASS bakery.

Oscar & Jime & their boots? Um, how did he get his pants off or are they the sexy tear-aways that strippers use? If so, he could use some sexier undies & we could use a cameraman who knows how to frame an ASS shot.

Maggarita
:-)
 

G in CA, you just put a horrible thought in my head: Someone having sex for the very first time ever, and then Quintina walks in. How many years of counseling to undo the damage??
 

I tend to draw blanks late at night after a busy weekend and then a long first day back at work, so the things that come to me, I just have to go with.

It seemed this episode offered us some really close up and DELIBERATE ass shots so I just couldn't resist linking the two, thinking maybe a letter had arrived at the Televisa studios by this point and they too declared what they thought of all the nonsense.

Anyway....

The whole boot thing was kind of weird too, because you know if you have ever spent time in Mexico, and I don't mean resort hotels at the playa, that floors/walking spaces are just usually dirty.

It's either super dusty and a fine dirt is almost everywhere, or if you are in a rainy locale or the rainy season, everything is muddy and you have to work really hard to keep your floors clean. Carpet is generally not as ubiquitous as it is in the states and housing is just constructed differently, usually from concrete. Anyway, I would never, ever, be caught dead with my filthy boots anywhere near my sheets!!!
 

Who works with horses then climbs into bed with the same boots? Ewwwwwwwwwwww...

BTW, speaking of horses, that Caprichio is gorgeous. I love every scene he's in!

Maggarita
:->
 

It is funny that Everyone including Oscar and Franco got to listen in to what the deal is with Ruth when Juan and Ruth show up. Funny that Franco says nothing about meeting Ruth before and Getting Slapped. We actually get to hear Jimena speak a word of English at the introduction to Ruth. She says Hi, Jimena then waves to Ruth.

At the dinner when Eva barged in, Gabriela drags her to where the elevator is. Old fashioned gates instead of doors.

My girl Sarita got nailed by Franco on top of the kitchen table. I'm surprised no one walked in. ;)

I think the reason why Ruth is adverse to being touched is because she was abused or molested when she was younger.

If Ruth has similar characteristics to Gabi, where did Gabi get hers from? Her late Mother? Oh and Ruth's gloves or guantes are similar to Cycling gloves and Weightlifting gloves.

A Quintina and Ruth boxing match. nice. :) I guess I'm the only one that feels warm and fuzzy at Ruth. Lol. Sarita and Jimena were eber sexy. Sarita won't be a martyr....

OT here: I discovered some interviews of Dra. Hotbabe Leonora.
With Jimmy Kimmell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrYUgDgjCds
With Chelsea Handler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbzUtZPJa0g
Dirty sexy Money scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tGniZ29_Qg
Paparazzi spying on her lunch date
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9syj2gpZx8E

Ibarramedia
 

Wait was Cindybin just here? Wow her posts must have been deleted.

Anyway next episode should be good.
Ruth tries to get back the hacienda. Now why don't she just be a houseguest at her former hacienda instead of San Agustin? The only problem is Eva lives there now, But she will find out who Eva is anyway.....

Here is my favorite Cadillac Commercial. Cupholders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDGg-ZqV4xM

KTLA interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6C4ExXS2VE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoZjD1yTdvI

Sofia speaks pretty good but heavily accented english. Almost soundls like a Brazilian speaking English. BTW I flipped to dona barbara during a commercial before and they speak spanish almost like Leonora does.


Ibarramedia
 

Woo-hoo Fuego, good one! It was a fun recrap, fun episode. I'm liking Root, she's wild. I think she's wearing biker gloves (as in Harley, not Schwinn), part of her ASS-kickin' wardrobe. Vroom vroom.
Sufria eating that cake, it was just wrong to make Pablito watch that. Her tongue searching for that glob of cream on her lip was like a giant killer whale going after a seal. EWWWW!
Almost put me off my pastries.
"Creemelo"
 

Ibarramedia, did you ever see "The Knights of Prosperity"? Dr. Hotlips was very funny in that.

She's in this video for the theme song, which explained the show's premise:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frsqKNYYMo0

Youtube has a ton of clips from the show.
 

What a dissapointment. Waited so long for Franco and Sarita to have their "first time" and all we get is a cheesy love scene on top of flour sacks in the kitchen. BTW, if Franco was not expecting her, what the heck was he doing by lining up the sacks on the floor like that? I can't stand how they just happen to do things "just because" and it turns out to be part of the next scene. What a lame way to set up the next take.

LL in LA
 

I'm curious, too. Did Cindybin post and get deleted? Google her sometime. I think her web page is an elaborate spoof. She apparently got her account deleted by Yahoo for weird postings.

Anyway, a reasonably good, loaded with ASS shots episode. I think all our comments should now include this noble Anglo-Saxon word.

The reasonably good part was Sarita getting laid before menopause and some heavy foreshadowing (by Abuelo) for Root turning out to be Crabi spawn.

I'm thoroughly sick of the lost-memory of Juan angle. But they've painted themselves into a corner with that one. If he remembers, Feo is toast. And we all know Feo won't get his until the last episode.
 

Yes, Cindybin was here and basically we are all going to Hell for saying the A-word and for drinking alcohol.
 

Okay, finally Franco and Sarita get at it, but on the flour? Man they make some interesting bread in that house!

Oscar always has his boots on in bed, its gross and wrong! Remember the scene of him rolling around in his underoos when he had the letter he was tucking in his boots? Poor Jorge, what a silly job!

I want to know where Root buys her lip liner because dang, that was one exciting pencil!

At least something is finally happening and the episode was fun, not a freak'n tear fest!
 

The C*#*dy*#n person is a Troll. Look up "Internet Troll" if you are unsure .If you don't want her back stop mentioning him/her by name.Blog mom should just delete the posts.I disguised the name so a search won't lead to this Blog. If you stop FEEDING trolls they won't come by.
Anyway. I am glad that they didn't show too much baking with Pablito and Juan. There has been so much bakery sexual symbolism that the two baking together kinda creeped me out. mhm
 

Anon 3:10 PM thanks for the info on internet trolls. It's a mean tactic, but at times well deserved on this blog. The regulars should be a little nicer. Instead, they live for the chance to give hateful tit for each perceived hateful tat.
 

Thanks for a great recrap, Fuego. Creemelo, your Sofia killer whale comment is hilarious. She could have used a cigarette afterwards. G in CA
 

I missed Sarita's big moment? Oh no! Now I'll have to go home and finish watching my recording. :p
 

Fuego - thanks for the re-crap. I missed this episode.

Maggarita -- Maybe Franco and Sarita did it on the flour sacks because they really "kneaded" to do it right away. Gosh, I hope Sarita's temperament improves after this.

Has Ruthless (love the name!) met Feo yet? Perhaps he is her abuser...

doris
 

I bet she meets him tonight! Won't that be priceless? Do you think she will smack him right away or wait until later when they are alone and she has him chained to the bed?
 

Doris, kneaded made me LOL! Awesome!
 

Thanks for the clip Julie. I was probably watching monday night football or other shows like any of the CSI's or Law and Orders....
and Criminal minds. I checked it out and it only lasted 13 epsodes.....

Ibarramedia
 

Stop it! You're all making me laugh! It hurts!!

A few months from now, we won't have Fuego to kick around any longer. What will we do??

Me, I'll probably celebrate. But I'll miss our joking. It's just too difficult to snark at the "better" shows.
 

Oh Julie, I bet you have it in you! Do we know what show is replacing this one?
 

Hopefully it'll be that Colunga thing, but I don't know for sure.
 

Wow I miss so much due to my uber lameass job, which we can't use the internet and there is a huge layoff coming. Jeez, I got laid off in Aug 2001 & now there is a damn good chance again. Oh George W, you have bookended me.

Anyway thanks for the awesome recap.

Now then I was way squeeked out by the ass shots, I've seen some pretty graphic stuff on HBO, vampire sex, geez that rocks, the sopranos and so on. Yet I found the close-up ass shots to be so cell-phone, youtube. I'm telling you these people are such artist. Totally agree about the boots, when we come back from Mexico our shoes are filthy, and it is a fine dust that settles into everything.
(I slept in my doc martens at the ranch, we were sleeping outside on beds with wooden frames made out of thick rope with quilts over them).

I too agree that Sofie sexy is just gross, but then I just hate Sofie & the Ruth lip stick scene was for tards, who for some reason where unaware that Ruth would nail anything & often.
 

Yes, I'd say in the case of outside and no sheets exactly, Dr. MArtens are required sleeping gear...good to keep those scorpions, rattlers or other creepy crawlies from munching on your little toes....:)

Was the troll here today? I never saw the posts if she was.

In defense of some, I think, and by all means I don't intend to speak for everyone, but the "regular people" here are just now fanatical snarkers who have been living under their beanies for so long it's a natural progession to be on snark alert for the outrageous...and well, I think the general consensus is that along with the novela plots at times, certain comments are as outrageous.

I wouldn't let any of it ruffle any feathers and heaven knows if the reference didn't fit into my artistic idiom for the day, I would not have spent time pondering it.

I might like to call up Ferro's moniker on the blog headline re mocking vs. real hate. It's ok to hear various opinions. I'd proffer, too, that tone doesn't translate well to quickly typed words without a lot of extra fluff to convey a context, and some folks just aren't in to fluff.

Living to be hateful, though, is probably a bit of an extreme characterization.
 

Oh yeah..
more lame-ass crap that bothers me.
Okay after Sista Tears that will not stop has lamented the missing kid for a year..

Now it is okay to with hold the info from Eva who has lamented the missing kid for like 25-44 years depending on your time referance, just cause they know best? Jeez
could you get any lamer.

Also, so now Juan & Sofie are sure that one of the orphanage munchkins is theirs, so they just leave and ponder the thought in their deep thinking brains. For the love of Gawd, after all that crap, I wouldn't move from that place til I knew for sure. But Que the Hell, the kids are safe cause nothing bad ever happens in Mexidoom, maybe they will pick the kid up once they are pottie trained.

Sofie STFU
 

In Sofia's defense, I wouldn't want to be the person who spoils Eva's fantasy that her daughter is sweet and gentle and kind.

In fact, maybe Gabi should rethink her plan to keep Root and Eva apart. Meeting Ruth will probably be even more devastating to Eva than never meeting her at all.
 

Dear K, Thanks for the awesome recap of another fine hour of FELS. I am about to go forward with my night in the barrel so as always I am checking on your take on this.

The de-virgining scene was kind of sweet except for the kitchen floor location didn't do it for me either. The boots would be inappropriate here in New Mexico just like Mexico - unforgivably dusty and dirty. Real cowboys wouldn't....

Thanks for removing the troll's verbal bowel-like movements, BlogMom rocks!

Root is one dirty girl too, really fun after the weeks of endless tears of the cake eater. S is for Sadass.
 

Ooh, ooh, good one Cheryl: "The Tears of the Cake-Eater"...sounds like a Broadway play by Eugene O'Neill. It would be starring Marlon Brandon of course, but who would play Sufria on Broadway?
"Creemelo"
 

Yikes...Hasn't Eva suffered enough???...now she's going to find out that Ruthless Root is her daughter. By the way, Root doesn't resemble Eva, but I thought that both Rosario and Doctor Hotlips did. And...wow...Root is determined to climb Mt. Juan, isn't she ? This girl just won't take ''no'' for an answer. And, he'd better not do any skinnydipping while Root is in the vicinity. Doctor Hotlips was a shy violet compared to witchy Root. Root's midnight black hair is the same color as my 7th grade math teacher Mrs. Erma Stump. I was shocked when my mother informed me that her color was out of a bottle. But as I recall, Mrs. Stump did not wear leather jackets and fingerless gloves [what is the point of those, by the way?]. I can't wait for Root and Ferd to come face to face. That should be interesting.
 

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