Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Tontas Tuesday March 24, '09 We're Moving Along At Glacial Speed
But anyway, here's what went down...Hah! Charlie's tormenting himself by looking at the video he took of Lucia in happier days. Gregoria tries to comfort him and to reassure him that it wasn't his fault. But he says it was because he didn't protect himself (or his partner) by using contraception. Chava's listening in on all this, while hugging his wee dog, and promises himself that he'll find a way to protect Charlie from "whoever is trying to kill him". Later he reassure him that he's asked "Diosito" for help and Charlie has nothing to worry about. After all, Chava asked Diosito for a dad, and not only did he get one, he got grandparents and a cousin (Charlie) as well!
Humor break. Zamora's performing for the restaurant folks with a joke. Meño tells him to make it a "short one". But Z doesn't know any dwarf jokes. Ay yi yi. I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt. Aren't yours? Meño reminds him he needs a waiter...a worker...not a performer, even though Zamora protests that he's a raging success.
Now back to Candy and Patricio in the Love Tent, having their millionth discussion of the wedding fiasco. Patricio wants her to know that Alicia forced the kiss on him. Candy reminds him that they threw their forgiveness stones in the water and there's no need to go over the past again. (Oh please! Let it be so!) Okay. Patricio's on board. He just wants her to know that he loves her. And how great is his love? Well, if you went to the moon and back 8 thousand times, that would about cover it.
They're not the only ones discussing love. Santiago and Rocio are having that talk as well. He's explaining that "amor no se busca, se encuentra" (You don't look for love, you find it...or it finds you). In other words, you can't force it, it just happens. Rocio's trying to work all this out with Papa's romantic history. Paulina was his fiancee and wife, but she's not anymore. And Marissa was his fiancee but not anymore. Thank G..! Santiago starts to say and then stops. So fiances just suddenly appear...like Chava for me, adds Rocio. NO! retorts Papa. He's not underwriting any mini-romances right now, thank you very much.
Back to the tent. Patricio's talking with the Good Lord now, thanking him for giving him life , giving him time to correct his mistakes, giving him a chance to believe in love again, giving him this love that he feels for Candy. She listens. She smiles. And she turns away. And suggests they go to sleep. BUT....she says, "Goodnight Amor". That's enough for Patricio, evidently, who cozily spoons up next to her and we presume they drift off to sleep. Have to give Pat points here for amazing self-control and patience. We break for an ad while we wonder at all this.
When we come back, we see Charlie at Santiago's office, waiting to talk to him. Have to give Charlie even more points for incredible courage. A grim-faced Santiago sweeps past him and tells Hortensia "no calls".
It's the next day. Our two lovebirds are awake. Patricio's saying he doesn't want to pressure her. He's at peace knowing she knows that he loves her. Definitely a candidate for sainthood, our Patricio. Candy, of course, is still dithering. So much on her mind. Charlie. Lucia. Marissa. The baby. The Institute. No matter, says Patricio. If we're together, it's all going to work out. Okay, maybe not a candidate for sainthood. More of a cock-eyed optimist award. But hey, cut him some slack. Love will do that to ya'.
Lucia is at home, grimly checking information on AIDS and Acquired Immune Deficiency on the Internet. Granny intervenes, reminds her not to get ahead of things. She doesn't know yet if she's actually infected. But there's no cure, cries Lucia. No more of that. Isabella pulls her outside for a walk in the sun-filled garden. Life calls. One must listen.
Santiago though can barely manage to be in the same room with Charlie, must less listen. The young man is telling him he doesn't care if he dies....as long as Lucia is alright. Santiago suggests they talk at another time. There won't be another time for me, answers Charlie. Some eye-rolling by Santiago. You CAN have a good quality of life, you DO have many more years of life ahead of you, he manages to say.
The walk with Isabella hasn't gotten Lucia's mind off the subject (understandably). If I'm infected, I can't have children, I can't go to Los Angeles, I can't be a pediatrician. Am I wrong to reject Charlie now? she asks her grandmother. Tough love from Granny. Charlie didn't do this to you. With a couple, both people are responsible. Both need to be accountable for protection.
Hortensia is being a much more sympathetic listener with Santiago. He's berating himself for not being more strict...if he had been, maybe this wouldn't have happened. Hortensia thinks that Lucia is pregnant. No, that's LIFE. This is not, he mourns. Another ad.
Meño's consulting with Barbara since she's well-versed on the subject of parent-child relationships and he needs help. But, turns out she doesn't know much about AIDS. So she'll research that and then get back to him. In the meantime, Patricio and Candy breeze into the office and Soledad says she wants to talk to them....BOTH of them. Dum de dum dum.
More talk about "amor no se busca, se encuentra" at Santiago's place. Jaime is joking that he didn't look for Isabella but she looked for him! They all agree that Marissa is a lost cause because she's a lot more "especial" than they thought. "especial" in this case is a "false friend". It doesn't mean "special" but rather "difficult". Candy, on the other hand, is deemed "buena onda" (nice, cool) by Rocio so she and Lucia decide they will try and get Candy and Santiago together. After all, Dad's been doing some serious moping lately.
Indeed. Now he's moping with Lalo, though one can hardly blame him. Eduardo gives the same advice as the rest of the characters...don't get ahead of yourself. You don't know yet if Lucia is infected. Well, there are also Marissa's threats. At this point the bell rings, the girls arrive, Lucia and Rocio come in, Lucia calls Santiago "Papa" and Lalo is dumbstruck. But in a good way. And as Santiago points out, it's a two-syllable endearment....not Pa...but Papa. Way better.
Not so good is Soledad's take on things. She understands that Patricio prefers Candy to her, but does that mean he should make a difference between how he treats Chava and how he treats Beto? They're both his sons. Patricio protests that he's not treating them differently...he would never do that. Candy says nothing but looks kind of sour. Pat reassures Soledad...or tries to...that the boys are the same to him, both are his sons. Another ad.
When we come back, Chayo is telling Candy she has some surprise guests in her office....and it's a good surprise. Yep, it's Lucia and Rocio, with Santiago in tow, asking Candy to be their papa's girlfriend. Marissa is watching all this on her spycam and spewing toxic waste hither and yon.
Cut to Meño, looking unusually dapper in a cream silk suit, complemented by a dusty rose handkerchief and shirt. Clearly he's the darling of the wardrobe department. Alas, he finds an ominous farewell note from Charlie bidding him good-bye and saying he's leaving so as not to be a burden to anyone.
Candy's kicking Santiago out, explaining that this is girl-talk time while Marissa spews more venom and gets ready to light up a cigarette. We're shocked of course but to show you how times have changed, not only did my mom smoke through all her pregnancies but my first obstetrician smoked in his office while talking to me. And I worked in a place where my editor chain-smoked cigars while everyone else (but me) puffed away as well. I expected my poor baby to arrive looking like a little cinder but she was fine.
Anyway, Barb, when entering the office and finding Marissa with the shocking cigarette in her mouth, tries to talk sense into her and gets nowhere. And points out that Marissa is in HER office. Marissa replies that the whole place is HERS so get out already.
The discussion twixt Candy and the girls is a mite more civilized. Candy explains that she has to resolve something in her past before she can think about getting involved with anyone. But Papa's sad, he misses you, protest the girls. And Papa is about to discover Marissa's secret. He hears Rocio's voice, enters the office, find Marissa and wonders what's up. But the whole subject gets forgotten when he spots the cigarette in her mouth and the whole baby-safety discussion starts over again.
Alright. Back to the Charlie situation. Meño's frantic and they're asking Lucia if she knows where he might go. Turns out she does because he asked her to meet him one last time and she refused. They persuade her, in the name of the love she once felt for him, to meet him.
Humor break again. Chayo's dusting her side of the apartment and complaining about the dirty socks and nasty smell on Lalo's side of things. He plays it nice for a moment, admitting that he did value her work...the cleaning, the laundry, the ironing, the cooking, the er, other little things but now....Is love going to rebloom? Nah...now he has....ta dah...enter Estrella, a babe maid in a sexy outfit, ready to wait on him hand and foot and call him "venadito" (literally "fawn". but a term of endearment like "honey" or "darling").
Meanwhile, Meño's health seems to be deteriorating even faster than Charlie's. He's clutching his head, sick with worry about his son. If he robbed, or was a drug addict, I could protect him, he sighs. But what can I do with this damned illness?! Another ad.
Now we're in the kitchen with Lulu and Toño is trying out a little joke on her. Why are men like Chinese food? Well I hope you know, 'cause I didn't catch the answer. Lulu is encouraging, and reassures him that he can be as funny as Zamora. Toño's not convinced. He was picked on in school for being a little dumb guy. You have an enormous heart, Lulu reassures him, and Candy always says, Love has no size (talla). Hmmm.....could Toño be the galan for Lulu? Any guesses?
Meanwhile, things are cozy with Lalo and his "mucama" (servant). She's bringing him his slippers, tucking him into his couch/bed and asking if there's anything else she can do for her "venadito". Chayo's still got something up her sleeve though. She sashays in, wearing a black baby-doll lace nightie....whew!...and dangling her duster in Lalo's direction. Eduardo is practically howling at the moon and invites her over to the couch to get comfortable. Whoops. Chayo knees him in the nuts instead and suggests that he get comfortable with his "mucama" if she's so great. Clearly she's been hanging around Candy too much, our Chayo. Bad form.
Lucio finds a forlorn Charlie. And convinces him to go back and face the music so to speak. Marissa and Barbara have another chat. Marissa's boggled that Candy is going out with Patricio and trying to work things out there. She finally asks the 64 dollar question. Am I crazy? No, hedges Barbara. Candy's confused. And so are you. But you're a bit MORE confused. Then Barb scoots out the door.
Charlie and Meño reunite at the house, under the happy gaze of the rest of the family. Next time you leave, you leave with a big hug, not a note, insists Meño. Don't worry, it'll never happen again, Charlie reassures him.
But life is not the same. Meño is barking at everyone at the restaurant like a slave driver. They can't work fast enough or hard enough for him. And Hortensia's feeling the pressure as well. Santiago is meditating on his loneliness and confusion while absently patting her knee. I'm not made of wood, you know, she manages to gasp. Santiago looks startled and abruptly ends the discussion.
And speaking of abrupt endings....we cut back to the restaurant where Meño suddenly passes out and falls to the floor. Give Lulu kudos for promptly calling an ambulance. In most telenovelas, people seem to rush around and wail for a good 20 minutes before calling for help. Yay Lulu! And there we end for tonight.
Previews: Santiago proposes tossing a coin to decide whom Candy should be with, him or Patricio. She catches the coin. Who will it be? Let's flush this drain and get an answer already.
Vocabulary:
mucama = servant
me salió el tiro por la culata = it backfired on me (Santiago discussing his plight with Hortensia)
me importa un bledo = I don't give a darn
venadito = honey, darling, dear (literally 'fawn')
thought I'd just throw in some other expressions that you often hear in telenovelas..though not in this particular episode
no hay pero que valga = no "but's"
de buenas a primeras = out of the blue, suddenly
de mala gana = reluctantly
de mi puño y letra = in my own handwriting
And "Proverb of the Day"
A Dios rogando y con el mazo dando. God helps him who helps himself.
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Cheers to Charly for asserting that he's responsible if Luc is infected, cheers to Meño for not denying the fact, and cheers to Isabel for making Luc carry part of the blame herself.
Did anyone catch the image, when Candy got the call that Charly had run away? Santi, Candy and the girls looked so much like a family grouping. They just seemed totally integrated.
I like how Jaime is gradually emerging as a voice of mature wisdom. He's no Meño, claro, but several times now, he has brought reason to a situation, often with a firm but gentle hand. I especially liked when Raul came to pick a fight with Santi, and Jaime took over and ushered him out.
Woke up wondering if anybody was going to be on Team Toño and if he and Lulu might find love in the end...together OR separately.
Judy, both Baylor and OSU are still
viable in the ladies' NCAA tournament.
Carlos
I think Tono and Lulu would make a cute couple. They are both used to being overshadowed by those around them. I'll bet they could start a relationship and nobody would even notice for a while.
I was proud of Isabel for tellin' it like it is to Lucia.
Thanks Judy! Wish I could blab some more but I've got to dash to work.
Judy, I just love your style of writing. Were you in journalism? You are so creative and amusing!
I really like Tono and Lulu together. They are two fun, sweet people.
Poor Meno. That family certainly has a lot of illness.
Hopefully it's just exhaustion and not a heart attack or stroke.
I keep wondering when oh when will Luc get the test results???
Why is it taking so long?
Carrie L.
Carlos, first thing this morning I checked and yessssss Baylor women are still in it. And we are too but an 11:30 pm game on the West Coast against a West coast team does not bode well. Keeping fingers crossed. And thanks for the kind words. And of course you caught my "nuptial nookie" on the Mañana line, you rascal.
Soledad's uniform seems to be shorts. They do this regularly in telenovelas. Remember how we lamented Lorena's frumpy clothing!? Not that Soledad is frumpy in those shorts. Far from it.
Getting Lucia's results back is taking as long as the wedding day of Fernanda in Mañana. Foreeeever.
Glad you like the Toño/Lulu matchup too. With his short stature, his head would fit very nicely on that ample bosom. Made for each other!
With Meño, I was thinking maybe high blood pressure. He was holding his head earlier in the show, as he worried about Charlie. Lordy, I sure do hope it's not an aneurysm. We'll have to check with Carlos and see what he thinks.
I am going to say Meño is suffering from stress. I hope that is all it is. I love this character. I also like Lulu and Tono together, very cute.
cerebral aneurysm.
Coma to follow.
Carlos
Diana and I have corresponded off-line about the episode and she had a very wise observation about our duo:
"I would love Lulu and Toño to find love. I am not sure I necessarily think they will find it together. I see Lulu with someone as exuberant and full of life as she is. A loving, handsome man who sees and appreciates her beauty. I see Toño with someone quiet who will bring out his warmth and make him shine."
Isn't that great? Diane should be writing telenovelas instead of watching them.
Judy, I've been watching TNs ever since Ramona(still my sentimental favorite). I dated a
girl at Baylor who was a Lady Bear. That was when they played with 6 on the floor with 2 remaining at each side of midcourt.
Carlos
You've explosed my ignorance about women's basketball. Never knew about those odd numbers. For sure in recent years, the level of play and the skill set has risen dramatically. Our Lady Buckeyes are getting a lot more coverage now that the guys have taken an early fade from the NCAA.
Carlos
You're right that Chayo's been hanging around Candy with her knee-jerk reaction (a knee to the jerk), but at least she's not backing down. I was a little worried when I saw her expression upon seeing the mucama.
When Santi was listening to Charly, I was trying to imagine myself, listening to a young guy apologize for possibly giving my daughter HIV, and I just couldn't. My brain couldn't face that, and once again, I'm glad I'm not in a telenovela. Of course real people have these problems too, but not a new one every few days! Here we go again, now with Meño!
Off to my microbiology lab....
I was more centered on Charlie's courage than Santiago's restraint, but you and Paula have both been sensitive to what Santiago must have been going through while listening to him. Unimaginable. And as a parent, I too would want to kill with my bare hands anyone who hurt my child. (sorry, it's that savage "old brain" again)so el doctor plastico's restraint was well-acted and admirable.
Have fun in microbiology lab, Violet.
I loved the scene where Chava was reassuring Charly that he wouldn't die; those two are charming together.
Poor Lulu really needs a real romance and soon, with someone who will appreciate her. She's just abused by everyone around her in little ways...sort of death by a thousand tiny cuts. Even Santiago does it (although unintentionally) like when he gasped in horror looking at her (he was seeing Candy everywhere, but Lulu didn't know that).
I was noticing how pretty the actress who plays Luc is. I don't know her real age but she has a great natural beauty.
I'm fast forwarding through a lot of the Pat/Candy monologues now.
I thought Roc and Luc were so cute in their plea to Candy about Santi's love life.
I still think Candy would make a great mother for Santi's family.
Meno and high blood pressure, hope that's the problem and not something more serious.
Even though we complain about the speed of this TN it will be missed by a lot of us when it's over.
Carrie L.
And your paper cuts remark about Lulu is so true. And I imagine it happens in real life to people who are not telenovela gorgeous as well. Bring on a galan for Lulu!!!
Over on Mañana, they've got a refrain going (started by Carlos) to "Liberate Lili". We ought to get something going like that for our Lulu.
Ideas anyone? It doesn't have to be alliterative.
Count me in for something minor and easily fixable for Meño health. Enough with the hospital drama!
I think our Lulu wouldn't mind even a little bit of old fashioned lust at this point. I also think Toño would make a good match. He looks healthy and lively enough.
Carlos
And Carlos....does this make me Dr. Judy?
And the only problem with Handsome Hombre for Hortensia is the "h" is silent in español. But we could go with Handsome Hunk for Hortensia.
What do you think, Emilia. They're your slogans.
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