Saturday, November 14, 2009

Sortilegio #28, 11/I3/09: "I Confess." Paula Takes Her Medicine



As we begin, Bruno has his mother tied in knots by once again denying he had anything to do with Maria Jose either before or since the sham wedding and Alex’s accident. He blames Mary Jo and again accuses her of lying about everything from day one and suggests that Victoria call the hotel to see who made the reservation for this Aguirre guy if she doesn’t believe him. Vicki, still hoping to prove to herself that #1 Son is pure as the wind-driven snow, decides to do just that. She calls Fernando behind Alex’s back to do a little side investigation into who actually made the reservation at the hotel. Fernando obliges.

Across the way, Erick tells Bruno that Alex has forbidden him to leave the grounds because he is extremely angry at him for letting Paula drive without a license. Bruno gets directions to Mechita’s place and figures he’ll have to be the one to convince them to go along with the plan.

In Papi Pedro’s bungalow, Paula is crying up a storm. She’s frightened at the thought of having to go to jail where “everybody says women are pawed at and raped.” Duhn-duhn-duhn! Pete’s sure that Alex, with his heart of gold, will do all in his power to prevent her having to set foot in a jail cell. Mary Jo figures Alex will manage to get her free on bail.

Meanwhile, Ulises and Roberto are walking along together in the plaza downtown. They’re discussing the latest knockdown drag-out between the loco Lombardo brothers. Bobo says this time was worse than last but Bruno really deserved getting his clock cleaned after making a date to meet Alex’s wife at a hotel. “He must really hate Alex to get involved with his wife.” Uli says they know Bruno is capable of anything, even killing Alex. Bobo says that was said in the heat of the moment. Uli mentions that with Alex dead, Bobo stands to inherit a lot o’ loot. Bobo says he hasn’t really thought about it much, but it would be the same if Alex killed Bruno. Uli doesn’t think Alex would dare. Bobo asks Uli what he thinks about this guy, Mario Aguirre. Uli confesses that the guy doesn’t exist and says that Meowra made him up to make Alex think that his wife has a lover.

At the same time, across the plaza, Raquel, Meowra (fresh from her “Hello Kitty” pink palacio) and little sis, Lis, are doing what they do best and love most: gossiping about MJ and Company. Raqui is hyping Paula’s predicament and says it serves her right for trying to drive without knowing what she’s doing. Raqui would love to see the little twit behind bars. The best part is now waiting to see if Alex divorces MJ because Bruno said there was a witness to the accident who wanted to be paid off for his silence. “Bruno was of course going to pay the guy but wanted to “collect” from Mary Jo first and made a date with her to meet him at some hotel.” She gleefully adds that of course Mary Jo agreed to meet him, but she didn’t figure on Alex finding out. Alex was furious, of course, and Raqui can’t believe he’d continue being married to a woman ready to hop in the sack with somebody else. Meowra is purring. “My, my! What do you know!” (Did my ears deceive me or could that have been a “meow, meow”?)
Bobo continues digging for dirt from Uli. He wonders if Bruno knows about the Guirre character. Uli says sure. He answered the phone once when Uli called pretending to be the guy.

Back at the manse, Zeke takes a call from the said fake, Aguirre, who is currently classily clipping his toenails. (Ugh! Puh--leeeeese! Couldn’t he have been drinking his morning O.J. or something—anything—else?) Zeke wants a phone number so Sra. Mary Jo can return the call, but “Aguirre” says no need. She knows it. (I’d say Zeke needs to dial *69 just to be sure he’d have something concrete for Alex in case his wife won’t "give it up"; but Zeke isn’t as phone savvy as those of us in Viewerville who are now forced to tighten the beanie a bit.) Zeke makes a note of the call and hangs up.

Bobo wonders what Meowra really hopes to get out of this. Uli hasn’t a clue but says she’s paying a pretty peso for him to help. Bobo has a Eureka moment and considers that he and Uli might be able to take financial advantage of the situation. Uli says, “No, Dear [Querido].” The financial advantage is to be all his. Bobo complains that he never thought Uli would be selfish, least of all with him. Uli smiles and says, “Especially after the night we spent together, eh?” (This is not a scene to watch on a full stomach. Next time these two are together I’ll make sure to have my barf bag close by.) Uli suggests that Bobo should get divorced. Bobo wonders if he’s suggesting they live together. Bobo says he’s not gay. (He apparently likes a little tuttie with his fruity from time to time, though.) Bobo clarifies by saying that he likes women and a divorce would be too inconvenient. He doesn’t want to give up all that money. He hopes one day to live like a sheik, though, enjoying himself with men and women, and whatever else tales his fancy, once Raquel gets her share of her father’s fortune. Uli changes the subject. (Good. Thank you.) He asks if MJ possibly has another sister. Bobo doesn’t think so because no one has ever mentioned it. “Why?” Uli smiles and says that he’s just curious.

Vicki and Felipa visit the local cathedral to pray to the Saint of Lost Causes for guidance concerning the problems the family is having with Bruno. FF>>

That afternoon, Mary Jo comes to Alex’s office to meet with him and their lawyer.

Fernando is out playing P.I. for Vicki. He goes to the hotel where Aguirre was staying. He gives the clerk –a woman, this time—Aguirre’s room number and says he’s planning on staying a couple more days. The woman asks if he’s Sr. Aguirre. Slow on the uptake or just being crafty (I prefer option #1), Nando says there must be some mistake. He asks if the reservation was made in person. (This is the first clue that could point to mischief but it goes over the head of our would-be sleuth.) The clerk says no, it was done by phone. Later a young man was sent to pay for the room. (Clue #2 falls like manna from Heaven.) “He paid cash?” The clerk says yes, and normally they ask for I.D. but the young man said Sr. Aguirre would come and give that to her later on, but he never did and he didn’t call. (Now Nando has clue #3. Viewerville eagerly waits for a bit of mental computation from the architect—all masters of physical math--and hopes he can add a simple 2+2 and get 4.) Nando thanks her and says he’s not taking the room after all.

Back at Alex’s office, he, his attorney and Mary Jo are discussing Pau’s legal problems. (It’s Jolt Cola time for me. ZZZZZ.) The lawyer states the obvious. It’s a serious crime to run somebody over and to leave the scene. Then, too, she hit him while she was driving without a license and without permission. Alex says they’ve checked all the local papers and nothing was mentioned about a dead man or about anyone who was injured by a hit and run in the area where the accident took place. The lawyer says then perhaps the man wasn’t hurt and got up and walked away on his own. He asks who “Erick” is. Alex says he’s the idiot chauffeur who let her behind the wheel. Well, the lawyer says, he’ll have some fault in this too, though not as much. The lawyer asks about the supposed witness. Alex says the witness saw the accident and asked for money in exchange for keeping quiet. Nobody got his name.

The lawyer asks if they intend to pay off the witness. Alex asks what the lawyer advises. The lawyer says, well, there are two options: pay the witness and say nothing, which will be risky, or have Paula go to the police voluntarily to give her statement. MJ wants to know if her sister will be put in jail. The attorney says they’ll put up bail immediately and she’ll be free until they find the dead/injured man. It’s Alex’s choice and MJ want to know what he thinks. (Dude, if you enjoy those sensual sunset swims with Mary Jo, you’d better take option #2 and fast.)

Meanwhile, Nando calls back Vicki with the results of his super sleuthdom. It wasn’t Bruno who made the reservation for Aguirre. Since he’s near the City Center they agree to meet in a few minutes at a little café nearby called “Peon.” Vicki tells Felipa on the way out of the cathedral that it wasn’t Bruno and Fernando tells her the truth. Felipa asks what then? Vicki says Mary Jo lied to them.

At the same time, in a crummy part of the city, Bruno finds his way to Mechita’s humble abode. He bangs on the door. Mechita (La Sra. Mercedes Brito) lets him in. Bruno doesn’t give them his name. He walks right on in and immediately says he’s there for Erick to take care of the little business they discussed with Erick last night. He walks over to Gabe lying ever so helplessly in his bed and takes out an envelope full of cash. Bruno showers Gabe’s bed with the bills and says rather than waste time trying to convince them he’s got this for them. “There’s 500,000 pesos [approximately $38,000 U.S. greenbacks]. It’s plenty for you to cure your brother with. Take it or leave it.” Gabe says nothing, but he looks ready to sh!t the sheets, though.

Meche is having a fight with her conscience. She tells Bruno that they’ve hit hard times, but she doesn’t like having to lie to get the money. Besides, it was a truck that ran over Gabe, not a car. Bruno is irritated. “I know. I know! That doesn’t matter. Hurry up and decide or I’ll just find some other unfortunate soul who does want it.” Bruno tries a persuasive flip-through with a wad of bills near Gabe’s bedside. “Are you going to do it or not?” Meche reluctantly and tearfully agrees, but first she’d like to know his name and if somebody else will end up hurt by this. Bruno brushes off Meche’s questions and says it’s not important. Tomorrow morning they’re to be at the police station to give their statement. He walks over and starts menacingly caressing Gabe’s curls. (It’s enough to give ya the creepy crawlies.) Bruno threatens them. If they don’t go through with the deal as agreed, they’ll both end up dead [amanacer muertos = literally, wake up dead] in a vacant lot somewhere. Bruno makes his exit and slams the door. (Where’s a good pie truck when you need one?) Gabe lies there sobbing. (Females in Viewerville open a second box of Kleenex as their hubbies simultaneously check the fridge for another beer.) Meche weeps because of the dreadfully desperate situation they face.

At the café, Vicki, refusing to discard those rose-colored glasses of hers, assures Felipa that no way Bruno would have done the atrocious [salvajada] things Mary Jo accused him of doing. Nando appears and takes a chair. He confirms that the room’s reservation was made by Aguirre. Vicki is excited to have the news and takes this to mean that MJ and her family all lied to them and has been lying to them about everything, even about the sham wedding. Nando says apparently, yes. Vicki doesn’t like the way that sounds. Vicki asks what's he mean “apparently?” He explains that the reservation was made by phone and that the room was paid for in cash. “So?” “—Well, it seems a bit strange.” Vicki doesn’t like the way that adds up. She prefers to do her addition with New Math. “Why so strange? It could just mean he preferred not to show his face…..--Or, would you prefer to believe that it was Bruno?” Nando backs off. (Guess he’d rather not upset the love of his life by disagreeing with her.) He says he wasn’t thinking about that, only in the trick played on Alex.

“Alex is truly in love with Mary Jo.” Vicki commiserates. “—The poor guy, yes. Have you told him yet?” Fernando says not yet. Vicki offers to but Nando says he’ll do it. Felipa thinks this Aguirre guy is like a ghost. “He says x and he does y, but he never appears.” Vicki asks what Felipa is getting at. “I’m just saying that nobody knows anything about him, whether he’s young or old, skinny or fat. He’s a ghost.” Vicki says not for everybody, he isn’t. “Obviously, Mary Jo and her family know him quite well [bastante bien]. It pains her to think about Alex, she says, but it’s best he finds out if for no other reason than to realize that Bruno isn’t as bad as he thinks, or rather, as bad as they [Mary Jo and family] have led him to think. “You’d have thought Mary Jo was such a nice girl; she seemed so sincere.” Felipa is skeptical but knows it’s a waste of good breath to say anything more.

About this time, Alex and MJ return to the manse. Alex tells her he understands her angst, but not to worry because Lic. Quiñones will have everything ready for Paula: the bail, the court’s protection [amparo], and whatever else is necessary. “She’ll be out by this evening.” He tells MJ to have Pau ready in thirty minutes because the attorney will be waiting for them at the station. “It may not be necessary, but best to pack a few things just in case.”

Across the way in Pedro’s bungalow, Chucho is laying the blame where it belongs while Pau sobs gobs. “Erick must have sawdust [aserrín] for brains to let her drive without having ever taken the wheel or having taught her right! What an idiot! [soquete] MJ comes in and explains that Paula has to go to the police department now to give her statement about what happened. Pau has a tantrum because she’s afraid that they will put her in jail once she goes in and tells the police. Even though MJ tells her she’ll be out that night, Paula doesn’t believe her because Alex has said to pack her clothes. (Ok. Ok. I can understand the girl is freaked. Still, you’re telling me that this kid is smart enough to get a computer degree, but she wasn’t smart enough to think about the consequences if she got behind the wheel of a car without a license and the proper training and something serious happened? Sheesh. Pau is simply walking proof that book sense and common sense aren’t necessarily joined at the hip. ¡ya, Basta! Enough already!) Chucho tries to console the Material Sis by telling her to trust in Alex’s pocket-book politicking. If Alex says he’ll have her out that night, then by the Saints he will.

Outside on the grounds, Zeke asks his cousin, Arturo, why he’s not off driving Sra. Raquel somewhere. He says that Meowra picked her up and they took off together. Zeke says then he’ll have to be the one who takes Erick to the police station. Arturo is mumble-headed impactado from the news that there was an accident. They head over to Erick’s room to give him the news.

Zeke informs Erick that he is going to have to go make his statement to the pólice about the accident with Pau. Erick wonders if the victim showed up or something. Zeke says he doesn’t know but Sr. Alex thought it would be best for the two of them to give their statements to avoid making things any worse than they are already. Erick asks if anyone’s told Bruno. “He’s my boss and the man should be told.” Zeke says he has no idea. He’s only following Sr. Alex’s orders. He tells him Arturo will wait on him while he gets cleaned up. “Make sure you take a bath and fix that messy hair of yours! Put on your belt and that shirt.” (At least his shirt and tie might match for once. The way that guy dresses causes major hemorrhage of the eyeball.) Zeke then tells Cousin Artie to make sure the rascal doesn’t escape on the way to the police station. When Art says the guy could escape from the car while he’s driving, Zeke says he’ll see that Chucho rides in back with him just in case. Problem solved.

Fernando gets back to the office.

Vick, Felipa, and Cuco (my favorite so far this episodio) return to the Casota Lombardo (and its gawd-awful interior that some aging ex-hippie decorator must have designed while having LSD flashbacks). Zeke greets the women as we in Viewerville adjust our eyes for brightness and do the necessary color-check with the screen. He informs Vicki that Alex and MJ are taking Pau to the police station to give her statement. Felipa is worried for Pau. Vicki ignores her and asks if Bruno’s around. (I’m more interested in Cuco. If Zeke kicks him I hope Cuco goes straight for the finicky old coot’s ankles. Talk about your Mexican jumping beans!) Zeke says no, so she tells him to let Bruno know the minute he gets back that she wants to talk to him immediately.

Lic. Quiñones is waiting for everyone as Pedro, Alex, Paula and MJ arrive at the police station. (Pau at least had the sense this time to put on something a bit more conservative, a nice emerald green dress. Good choice.) The lawyer says because of the family name he was able to have her give her statement in private. Alex and Pedro go along with Quiñones while MJ and Pau wait in the main lobby. A few minutes later he comes back out and tells Pau it’s time for her to speak to the man in charge.

Back at Casa de Locos, Vicki plays with the dog. Felipa mentions it seems that seeing Fernando has raised her spirits. Vicki tells her not to start in again. Felipa says she means the news he gave them about Bruno not being the one who made the hotel reservation. Vicki says it’s definitely taken a burden off her shoulders. [el peso que me quita de encima]. She could never believe Bruno capable of such an outrage [aberración]. Zeke calls to let Vicki know that Bruno’s back. Vicki leaves to speak with #1 Son. Felipa tells Cuco what we’ve all been screaming at the t.v. during this frustratingly repetitive scene: “There are none so blind as those who will not see.”

Vicki welcomes Bruno with smiles and open arms. She tells him she’s been such a fool letting Mary Jo deceive her the way she has. She asks him to forgive her for doubting him. He wants to know what’s made her change her mind about him. She tells him the results of Fernando’s little side trip to the hotel to find out who made the reservation. “I did what you asked me to do. It was Aguirre who made that reservation.” “—You see. I told you, Mom. I had nothing to do with that.” She is still all smiles and says that God has answered her prayers. They go into the study to talk further.

Erick, guarded by Chucho and Arturo, finally arrives at the police station. (Who’s kiddin’ who here? If Erick really took off neither of those two old farts could catch him.) MJ tells Erick they’ve been waiting for him and that they’ve managed to have the statements done in private. Erick says he thinks they’ve made a mistake coming in like this and should have waited until somebody actually showed up to complain. (That works for me.) MJ says their lawyer thought this would be best. Erick pulls out his cell to let Bruno know, but Chucho grabs it out of Erick’s hand and says nothin’ doin’ till Sr. Alex tells him he can. Chucho says he’s keeping his little toy for him while he goes in to give his statement. Erick is stuck.

Back at the manse, Vicki fills in Bruno on her side of the details concerning Pau’s supposed hit and run. Alex made Erick and Paula go to the police to give their statements in case somebody should come to complain about it. Bruno eats it up. The creep then takes the opportunity to run down MJ and her family, accusing them of being nothing more than a bunch of grifters [vagos mantenidos--as close as I can get for a translation]. Yeah, Bruno lays it on thick for his devoted mama. “How could Alex allow himself to be associated with this type of criminal? They should be in jail.” Vicki tells him to show a little mercy towards MJ and her family. (Why? She certainly hasn’t shown any lately.) He says they don’t deserve it after lying about him that way and causing him and his brother to fight like they have. They knew about the bad blood between him and Alex and they’ve taken advantage of it. Mama says she understands his anger and that he’s right.

Bruno asks if Alex knows yet that he didn’t make the reservation. She says no, she doesn’t think so. He takes out his cell to call Alex with the news, but she takes it away from him and says it’s not the right time. “Alex is in the middle of dealing with Pau’s problems and too exhausted.” Bruno should think of his brother and wait a bit. (Ri-i-i-ght. As if.) Vicki, Mother of the Year, caresses Bruno’s cheek and reminds him that, after all, none of what’s happening is Alex’s fault. (She's definitely right about that. Anyway, Viewerville must be having a run on barf bags.) She sighs. “I don’t want to even think what he might do when he finds out.”

Back at the police station, Pau gives her tearful (make that hysterically tearful) account of what happened that night. “I swear I wasn’t going very fast. Yes, I was only just learning, but this man came out of nowhere. I had scarcely driven it and I even tried not to hit him, but I couldn’t avoid it and I did hit him.” The cop asks if she got out to see what had happened. She says she didn’t have the guts to; that she was paralyzed from fright, but that Erick did and saw him. “He told me he was dead.” Alex adds that the body hasn’t shown up and that nobody has acknowledged it. The cop asks if it’s possible somebody moved the body out of the way and left it someplace else. Paula doubles down on the hysteria and swears that Erick only moved him off to the side.

Out in the waiting area, the aforementioned “idiot chauffeur” gets a call on his cell from Bruno. Chucho answers and hands Erick the phone. “Only because it’s your boss on the line.” Bruno lets Erick know that he saw the crippled guy that morning and paid him off. “He’s supposed to come in the next day to give his statement and make a complaint.” In a whisper Erick asks if they’re covering for him. Bruno tells him not to be such a coward and that he paid them well and he will be out on bail. “Just be careful about what you are going to say.” Erick hangs up. Chucho gives him grief about why his boss isn’t there to stand up for him [dar la cara] like Sr. Alex is doing for Paula. Erick hisses at him. “What’s it to you, you old busy-body!”

A moment later Alex comes out for Erick and advises him to tell the truth. “It will be best for everybody.” Erick crosses all his toes and lies that he will and heads in to speak with the cop. Just then Bruno reaches Alex on his cell. “Didn’t my mother tell you yet?” “—What?” “Ah, she’s ecstatically happy.” He tells his half-truths to Alex. “Mary Jo made up the story that I made a date with her at a hotel. But, if you don’t believe me, then ask your friend, Fernando. My mother sent him to investigate who made the reservation for the hotel room. Who do you think it was?” “—Who?” “It was Mario Aguirre and NOT me, you fool.” He hangs up. Alex looks mad and disgusted as hell. MJ asks what the call was about. “Nothing. It was nothing.” He walks away leaving Mary Jo worried that some other bit of feces is about to be splat against the wall—and her.

Alex goes outside to place a call to Fernando and confirms what Bruno just told him. “Are you sure that Mario Aguirre made the reservation?” “—That’s what the hotel employee told me. I didn't call because you were busy with Paula at the police station. We need to talk about this with a cool head, Alex.” Nando asks about Pau and Alex says the lawyer is handling it and that Erick’s in giving his statement. Alex wants to know, though, why Nando thinks they need to discuss the business about the hotel “calmly.” Fernando says just because and suggests they meet either at his place or at Alex’s afterwards.

Back inside, the cop is grilling Erick for the details. “But was he dead or not?” Erick said it seemed to him that he was dead. "Anyone would have hoped that he was still alive, especially after being hit so hard." He says he felt for a heartbeat but couldn’t find one. He was very nervous and couldn’t be sure, though. The cop asks for a description of the guy. Erick says he was young and adds that it seemed he was drunk. The cop asks if he is aware of the reckless thing he did. He says he is and then tries to help out Pau by saying the street is always dark and she’d just been driving for a few days but that he was paying close attention. “—This time you weren't paying very close attention, were you?” Erick insists that the guy just suddenly appeared in the road. The cop asks what the victim was wearing. Erick says he had on jeans and a shirt.

The cop sighs and gets out of his chair. He tells them that Paula says the guy was wearing an overcoat or a raincoat. Ruh-Roh! Quiñones doesn’t like the sound of that. It means conflicting statements and that could spell trouble. Erick hesitates for a second or so longer than he should and then says the poor girl was just scared and he thinks she just didn’t notice. As Uni stops for that much needed pause that refreshes, Erick looks like those tacos he had for lunch are playing tumble-drum in his stomach.

The cop takes a break and Paula asks Erick how things went and if he thinks they’ll be locked up. He runs a sweaty hand over his forehead and says he doesn’t know. Alex walks back into the waiting area and MJ asks him what’s happened and if there’s bad news. Alex insists nothing is going on but MJ says he looks angry. He cuts her off, saying this isn’t the time or the place to discuss anything. The cop asks Alex to step back into his office. The others all look ready to climb the walls.

Back at the Lombardo’s casa de locos y lobos, Raqui is taking a walk and screams with fright when she spies Cuco. Cuco, it seems, acts like the feeling is mutual and takes a few paces backward. (This dog is every bit as entertaining and as good a judge of character as those horses in FELS! Of course it doesn’t take much, considering.) Felipa explains the animal belongs to her and her mother is letting her keep it. Raqui says fine, but make sure the thing doesn’t do its business in front of her place or the two of them are going to have problems, big time. Raqui asks if Felipa knows what’s happened with Paula. Felipa says they’re still taking care of it. Raqui goes off to find her mother on the terrace.

Vicki is chatting with her editor about the delay of the book and wanting to make changes in it. She hangs up when Raqui comes by to talk. Raquel wants to chitty-chat about Paula. She asks Vicki if she thinks they’ll put Paula in jail. Vicki says nobody knows yet because they haven’t returned. “Anyway, those things take time.” Raquel, always the charitable one, says she hopes they throw the brat in a cell somewhere so she’ll learn her lesson and Alex will divorce her sister. As far as she’s concerned that woman [MJ] has done nothing but slime their family since she got there. Vicki says it looks that way. Raquel says she thought her mother was on MJ’s side. Vicki says she was at first, but things are starting to become clearer now. “Did you know that Bruno supposedly was trying to extort her for money over her sister’s accident?” Raquel suddenly snaps to attention.

We are teleported to the barrio before Raquel has a chance to answer. Julia is fingering the wad of bills Bruno left. “This is some chunk o’ change!” Erick’s cousin says that now they can pick up all the things they pawned. Meche says it is a lot of money, but she’s scared because she doesn’t like the idea of lying like that to get it. Gabe says especially since they don’t know if some unsuspecting person might get hurt because of it. Meche says they’re dealing with rich people and if it is one of them they tell lies about, then it’s going to come back to bite them eventually. Julia doesn’t agree. “Rich people solve all their problems with money.” They won’t even raise an eyebrow. “It’ll all get put right with pesos.” Julia’s husband tells Meche to enjoy what they’ve been given and not to go around all blown out of shape [tronarse los dedos = lit. cracking one's knuckles nervously] because of it. Instead they should all be celebrating her luck now that she’s had a little. It was what she was wishing for, after all.

It’s suppertime at Bobo and Raquel’s now. She’s giving Bobo the rundown about what she found out from her mother. “Mary Jo’s date was with Mario Aguirre and that room reservation at the hotel, as it turns out, was made by Aguirre and not by Bruno at all. Mother had Fernando check it out and that’s what he told her. That means that all those stories that “menial” told us were lies. My brother is innocent. (He is only in part, girlfriend, and a mighty small part at that.) Bobo asks if she is sure about that. Raqui says her mother just told her and says that everything that MJ has told us about her marriage and Bruno trying to kill Bruno was a lie, too. You see? All it took was a simple little incident like that for her to be found out.

Bobo asks if anybody has told Alex yet. Raqui says she doubts it because he’s still running around acting like Prince Charming for Mary Jo. She’s dead certain, though, that once he does find out, the gig is up and Mary Jo is going to be humiliated [“se caie los calzones = lit. the bloomers fall down” --another idiom difficult to find] . Raqui stops a minute to take a breath and check if Bobo believes what she’s telling him or not. Bobo is all ears. “Look, Roberto. I’m a good judge of these things. [tener ojo] I’ve always recognized that that gang of scoundrels and opportunists [runfla de sinverguenzas y aprovechados] were going to cause a lot of problems. They are accustomed to scamming people [hacer tranzas] and being extra clever. You know what? They all should be put in jail, and not just the sister—all of them!” Bobo stops imbibing to digest the gossip if not the food.

Speaking of jail, Pedro is pacing the floor. He complains to Chucho that it’s been hours now that they’ve been waiting. “What’s taking them so long?” Chucho is very practical about these things. “Well, they have to be haggling over the amount of the bribe. [hacer la mordita = bribing the cops, of whom it is said that this is a way of life for officers of the law south of the border.] Pedro says there’s no need for a bribe because the lawyer knows there’s no dead body and therefore there is no misdeed and thus no crime to chase. Chucho says, “Well, then, knowing the way those corrupt guys spend, they probably just want enough for a little mescal.” Arturo pipes up and tells Chucho to cut the crap before he makes things worse for everybody talking like that. Pedro agrees and tells Chucho he’s got to be more discreet. Chucho apologizes for always saying the wrong thing at the wrong times and then walks outside for a chat with Arturo.

Paula asks MJ if Alex will have to pay them a lot to keep her out of jail. Mary Jo says hopefully not. She tries to get Pau to cheer up and tells her she’s sure she will come out of this thing just fine. “You’ve confessed and told the truth. That has got to be a plus.”

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Thank you for the recap, Jardinera. With my schedule, I didn't even bother to record this because there'll be no time to watch. I appreciate your labors.

Question . . . Didn't Erik see Chucho at the hit & run? He saw 'a witness.' So wouldn't he recognize Chucho? Maybe my telenovela beanie hat is too tight. Or too loose.
~sighs~
 

Jardineria, "Material sis," and "casa de locos and lobos," short and sweet descriptions of the cast of characters in Sortilegio....thanks for your time and clever take on the episode.

Roberto knows that Mario Aguirre is a fake name used by his Mexitrash friends to hurt MJ and Paula, so what do we think he will do with this information? He had an "impactada" look on his face as he listened to Raquel blabber on. "Ghosts" as Filipa called Mario, don't make hotel reservations. Roberto, you have answers to some of the Sorti mysteries, this is your chance to leave the low road you've been traveling on and climb up on the high road, you'll be happier in the long run, trust me!

"Nothing's cold as ashes".....MJ, the novio of your dreams (and everyone else's dreams) is giving you the cold, cold shoulder, wonder why?
 

Thanks, Jardinera, for another excellent recap. I'm there with Doris about Chucho seeing the "victim" from the hit & run. When do we see that come together?
"Bobo says he’s not gay. (He apparently likes a little tuttie with his fruity from time to time, though.)" Heh. Good I wasn't trying to drink anything when I read that.
La Paloma
 

Doris,

Erik saw Chucho, and Chucho saw the "dead man" get up and run away. When Chucho got home, he saw the "hit and run" car in the driveway of the "house of many (bad)colors", (the colors in Dolly's coat..... perfect in comparison!). Chucho never stops talking, why isn't he putting 2 +2 together?? Major beanie adjustment!
 

I believe someone mention before about a lot of people in Mexico being superstitious. So i think right now Chucho is still unsure about what saw that night. Remember he also told Pedro about the dead guy getting up and running away too.
 

Wow. Lots of typos this time. I just finished correcting them, so I'm sorry if it screwed up the reading. They're fixed now.
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The stunt man told Bruno about there being a witness, and Bruno told Erick then, but so far nobody knows who that witness is. Chucho saw the "hit and run" car from the accident but hasn't thought it through yet or at least hasn't said anything about it. Bruno ran with the "witness" thing and made up the part about the witness wanting a bribe to be quiet in order to force Mary Jo into going to that hotel so he could have Erick in place to use his cell phone to snap incriminating pictures of her coming out of the hotel.
 

Yes but Chucho did say something about the dead guy getting up and running away to Pedro. That's when he and Pedro started talking about ghosts. I also thought they may have said something to Felipa about it too.
 

It's going to be interesting when Raquel finds out that she and her husband have the same lover.
 

Anon. 7:08 PM: Yeah, Chucho did say something like that to Pedro, but I don't think they mentioned it to Felipa. This one is really confusing this time.

Something else that is confusing is that there actually were two hotel reservations made, and I think they must have been made at the same "discreet" hotel, but Bruno isn't willing to let that cat out of the bag. He's lucked out and now is hiding his own reservation by letting the "Aguirre guy" get blamed for the key he gave to MJ which Zeke later found under the bed.
 

Thanks, Jardinera; your recap was so complete and so funny and intelligent as usual. It's truly a Saturday treat that I look forward to each week.

So now that Bobo knows that Mario Aguirre is an invention, what will he do with the knowledge? Will he turn to the light as some of us had thought (hoped)? His character still puzzles and intrigues me. I just get the sense we don't really know him yet.

During the scene at the police station when Paula was in full chipmunk voice hysteria, Mr. HGR was yelling at the screen, "Lock her up!" Jeez that girl hurts my ears like the house of peculiar paint hurts my eyes!

Still really like the story though. And the hope of more Levy shower scenes and the inevitable downfall of Bruto and the (I hope)awakening of Vicky keep me watching.
 

If someone makes a hotel reservation by phone HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO DID IT?
Just how does that eliminate Bruno???

Carla, better fire some writers.

And why would MJ meet Bruno in a hotel room, when he's always crawling out of the woodwork to corner her? I thought is was to meet the fake witness & Erik was to get a picture to show Alex & say it was Mario Aquirre she was meeting.
 

Vario: ITA about his mama letting Bruno off the hook that way.

As for the hotel thing, I thought what you thought, but now Raquel and Vicki say something different. Maybe because of what Paula said in the living room in front of the others about Bruno when she finally blew her cool the night before. I thought she screamed that Bruno gave MJ the key and meant to force her to sleep with him to protect Paula because that was the only way he'd agree to pay off the witness for them.
 

The night of the accident i believe Chucho was drinking but not seriously drunk. That's also a reason why he's not sure of what he saw. As for Felipa i think she came into the conversation when Pedro and Chucho were talking about ghosts and whether she believe in them or not.

Variopinta i agree it still does not mean Bruno is not involve with it. Ferdumbo has no back bone what so ever with Vicki. He knows she was jumping to the conclusion she wanted without all of the facts.

I just can't stand her. She is a egotist of the worst kind.
 

Doris: some of these scenes and their boring technical dialogue are definitely laborious to slog through, but then there are always the shower scenes to work toward.
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SandyTN/HGR: Roberto is the ugly duckling who I am beginning to hope is ready to become a beautiful black swan. We won't know till he shaves that zitty-looking fur patch off his lower lip.
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La Paloma: LOL! Snicker. Snicker.
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its really hard for me too watch this stupid soap opera except for the love sceenes im just turned off byt every character but alex and maura somewhat.
 

The fake, fake Mario went to another hotel after Alex showed up at the first. Is there another hotel reservation? I guess I answered my own question since Bruno had the key, he must have made a reservation.

I don't believe the cop is buying Erik's story. When Chucho finally wakes up, he will give the same description that Paula gave of the victim.
 

Total OT: About the "fur patch on his lower lip" As they say in Nashville, "Keith and Nicole" (Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman" go to the same Starbucks that we do and I was noticing that "Keith" has that same "fur patch" on his lower lip. He is very blond in comparison to Roberto, and has a lot of scruffy facial hair, so it looks OK on Keith, in fact he looks down right cute.

I must say it is kinda of funny when the baristas call the customer names to come get the coffees....Sandy, Jack, Keith, Nicole, Ellen, Joe, etc.!
 

I think the whole "key" part of the hotel story line is silly. Why would she need key anyway, she would just need to go and knock on the door. Now that MJ has the key, Bruno is locked out. As many times as I have met people at a hotel I've never needed a key. The writers needed the key to have something for Alex to find.
 

Thanks for the recap Jardinera. Last night Paula did take her medicine but I'm waiting for Vicki to take hers. This whole Bruno's innocent b/c of Fernono's investigation is completely ridiculous. I think she's worse than Gonzo from MEPS. And even if she doesn't think Bruno made the reservation, how does this absolve him from his constant nasty behavior, the current lawsuit, demanding the presidency, and countless other obnoxious things he has done. I'll stop my rant here.

Based on the previous, it looks like the party is over for MJ and Alex. She needs to get a clue and he needs to cool off.

I'm also hoping Bobo turns to the light and tells Alex about Mario being an invention of Maura.
 

Karen i agree with everything you said and please feel free to rant. Most of these characters are awful.

As for the key it being used to show MJ familiarity with Mario Aguirre. She keeps insisting she doesn't know him,now if she had go along with Bruno plot to get her to go the hotel.

Erick would have taken pictures of her coming out of the hotel room to prove Bruno lie. The key is still being used to imply that MJ has or would go to meet Mario Aguirre. What I wonder is and Ferdumbo should along with Alex is how the key came in her possession.
 

Karen: You are sooooo right to rant about Victoria. It's like none of the other stuff even counts anymore now that she is sure the key was meant for a tryst with the mysterious Sr. Aguirre. In her mind that somehow makes Bruno nothing more than a tantrum-throwing little boy again. That at least seems how she's treating him.
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Anon. 9:13pm -- Bruno handed the key to MJ when he told her he wouldn't pay the guy off unless she agreed to go to the hotel the next day. The Aguirre mix-up was something he took advantage of because he had no idea that Uli had hired the other man to play the role of Aguirre and to call just at the moment that he did.
 

Loved the recap jardinera --even though I didn't love the episode. Some (if not most) will probably disagree but I'm REALLY ready for MJ to learn a hard lesson for trusting everyone but her hunky hubby. Since its a telenovela, I'm positive there will be a happy ending for MJ & Alex but I think now is the time for MJ to suffer for her stupidity!! enough is enough BASTA!!!
CubsFan
 

Whoaaaa I'm late today! Great recap, Jardinera. I actually didn't see the entire episode, which is good and bad. Good because I didn't have to hear Bobo and Useless talk, bad because I just ate and read your recap. I think I need my barf bag. Totally LOL on that line:

(This is not a scene to watch on a full stomach. Next time these two are together I’ll make sure to have my barf bag close by.)

Victoria doesn't have the brain capacity to handle all the things Fernando is saying to her, so she only hears what she wants to hear. Fernando is so lost in pleasing Victoria, he doesn't make it a point to insist when things are suspcious.

Then Victoria acts like she really cares that Alex is going to be heart-broken. She'd rather have Alex be shattered than Bruno be proven guilty for all his evil schemes. Darn, she's annoying. Mi pobre, Alex. If only he knew how much we all cared for him because apparently no one in his house does. Stupid MJ, look what you've done by hiding the truth.

I love how Alex refers to Erick as the idiot or stupid. Suits him. He's just as wimpy and lame and MJ.
 

Thank you very much for your recap, Jardinera 654! I couldn't watch last night's episode and just reading the recap made me want to smack nearly all the characters. I hate to think what would have happened if I'd actually watched.

Sandy in TN wrote: As many times as I have met people at a hotel I've never needed a key. The writers needed the key to have something for Alex to find.

I completely agree with you. The only other explanation I could think of was that having a key implies you rented the room, which I'm guessing is what Bruno was counting upon. Still, if he was, then he's blown it because Vic's idiot boy toy has already established a woman didn't pick up a key. Not that I'm counting upon anyone figuring this out. Now that he's spending more time than ever with Vic, the idiot boy toy is losing brain cells by the boatload. Before if you asked him to add 2+2, he usually came up with 6. Now he comes up with 437, which is still better than Vic, though not by much.

Vic has been and continues to be a completely despicable character. Who cares that she's not as evil as Bruno is? Her being a nice person just makes her willful blindness to things going on literally right in front of her even worse. It's definitely easy to see where both Raquel and Bruno got their ability for single-minded pursuit of what he wants no matter who he has to trample, as well as his ability to deliberately ignore what doesn't fit his own agenda.

The jealousy gene, on the other hand, must come from Antonio -- certainly all three of his children inherited it, big time.

CubsFan said Some (if not most) will probably disagree but I'm REALLY ready for MJ to learn a hard lesson for trusting everyone but her hunky hubby. Since its a telenovela, I'm positive there will be a happy ending for MJ & Alex but I think now is the time for MJ to suffer for her stupidity!!

Not me, CubsFan! I am definitely with you that MJ is way overdue for a serious wakeup call. Alex may have been the one to decide they were married (though if she really didn't want to be married, MJ should have paid more attention to what was going on), but in the end, MJ ended up going along with his decision. Once she did that, her first duty is to be loyal to their relationship. Instead, she has been putting everything else first. The most frustrating thing now is to watch her "trusting" Bruno, even if she says she's doing it to keep Alex from trying to kill Bruno. MJ already knows Bruno is a first-class lying bastard who is willing to use anyone and do anything to get what he wants yet almost without exception, all MJ has done is enable him and cry about it (especially after she's caught), making her into a Vic Lite. (Hmmmm, I guess that's why Vic wants MJ out of the house, so she can be the only one enabling her precious children.)


Incog
 

Incog, I agree, agree, agree. You said it. Victoria makes me sick and so does MJ.
 

Cubsfan,Incog and Cielo De Levy i'm right on board with you about Vicki.
She's just so despicable about her illusion about how she wants everyone to perceive her.

The one who suffered the most is Alex, now saddled with authority from dear old dad to continue to support these leeches.

MJ needs to suffer and Alex like i said last night needs a cooling down period. Our baby has everything hitting him from all directions. He thought he had some
solace with MJ but she kept lying to him.

I don't blame now for being cold to her one bit.

Jardinera i knew about the key, what i'm suggesting is, is no one else is questioning how she came about getting. We've seen how she like a prisoner at the house. Since she kept lying to Alex, even now he can't believe her because she should have told him right away. As idiot Bruno walk ran away after giving her the key she should have given it to Alex as soon as he came in the door.
 

Anon: The one who suffered the most is Alex, now saddled with authority from dear old dad to continue to support these leeches

haha lol leeches is the perfect word.
 

Let me also include that Paula and Papi the inept one need to go back to their little town and learn how to act.

Paula should have known better to take driving lessons late at night and on a main busy street. Having no license real stupid, if she really wanted to learn. Should have asked Alex can she be taught to drive on his property.

Papi is just a total mess, it's no excuse for him to have MJ shoulder all responsibility for not well thought out behaviour and actions.

Now i see why it looks like the girl's mother left him.

Mother of denial, that meaning Vicki what ever will you do when you learn about Raquel affair with sleazoid Useless. Then your grandest delusion your sainted Bruno.
 

Victoria, reality check--#1 son Bruno (love that wording, Jardinera) is a good-for-nothing jerk who hates his half-brother; Raquel is characterless; Alex is deprived of your support; you're not the greatest mother. You failed as a wife to Samuel. You're controlling the mind of Fer-no-no. Damn you suck.
 

Forgot to mention that you [Victoria] disregard the voice of reason, Felipa.
 

Cielo de Levy Vicki can't handle the truth. Time and time again like a broken record she keeps asking Felipa her opinion. Felipa being the honest person she is tells her the plain bare truth.

What is Vicki response no i refuse to believe my son is like that. He hauled off and smack the crap out of MJ right in front her displaying his violent nature towards women.

Not to mention his abuse of Alex when they were growing up together.
Vicki needs constant confirmation that she is right. So when she doesn't and never will get it from Felipa, then she runs to Ferdumbo, Alex and Hernan to tell her what she wants and desperately needs to hear.

Yes Vicki you're a wonderful mother. She is a self centered bitch and all her actions have been all about her. She never once considered the consequences of having a affair with Antonio while both were married.

They certainly had condoms around that time. Most importantly when she decided to marry Antonio, she should have told the twins that Antonio was their real dad.

She even favors Bruno over his twin Raquel. I'm not sympathetic at all with Vicki. I just need a strong drink to get through her scenes. Now we see why her twins are like that.
 

LOL, it sounds like there are a lot of us on board the Vic Is Despicable bus. Does anyone know what the reaction of the Televisa audiences was to her when this aired in Mexico? If they hated her, too, I'm wondering why Carla doesn't seem to have done anything about that, since it seems like we are supposed to think she's one of the good guys and feel sorry for her when things go wrong and want her to be happy (I certainly don't. I think she should be locked up somewhere very small with only Bruno, maybe with her idiot boy toy sentenced to take care of them. That would teach the idiot boy toy a lesson and punish both Bruno and Vic).


Incog
 

Anon, the more I see of the show and the more I read everyone's comments, the more I think I can write a whole book devoted to criticizing Victoria. I love your honesty when you insult her. LOL it's like therapy for me. See Alex giving her all this respect that she doesn't deserve, then reading "She is a self centered bitch and all her actions have been all about her." What a relief it is to hear you guys.

I'm thinking I'm addicted to this show because a) William Levy (duh) and b) i love to read comments and comment back. I've been meaning to get back on track with reading literature...anyone know if there are any online book clubs where there's discussion through blogs...that would so work for me and get me into the reading spirit.
 

Incog, very good question. I wonder whether Carla knew that Alex and Felipa were the only likeable characters in this novela...I guess Bobo is okay too...three out of what is it ten characters? Well, I'm sure she knows that everyone would watch as long as William Levy is there.
 

Cielo de Levy said I wonder whether Carla knew that Alex and Felipa were the only likeable characters in this novela...I guess Bobo is okay too...three out of what is it ten characters?

ahem, you're forgetting Cuco, but even adding him into the count, the tolerable characters to despised characters ration is pathetic: Not counting Mario Aguirre, any of the new characters like Meche, Gabriel, or Oil Slick's friend with equally poor taste in clothing, or any of the secondary characters who work at Alex's company like the secretaries, I count seventeen main human characters plus Cuco. So, we have two more or less decent human characters (Alex and Felipa) and two-three that might become decent or are not really bad (Roberto, Hernan, occasionally Paula). That leaves us with a full dozen losers (MJ, Bruno, Rqauel, Pedro, Chucho, Ezequiel, Fernando, Vic, Maura and her sister, Oil Slick, and Erik). Those are pretty bad odds.

Incog
 

Jardinera, thanks for your recap and hard-hitting snarkies. I agree that your witty report has become a much-anticipated part of every Saturday. I settle down with it and a hot cuppa java, and that makes my day. :) I honestly don't know how you were able to withstand this episode, though. OMG, what utter vomitous flotsam and jetsam (just a shipwreck of inconsistant writing, unbearable characters, and torturous dialogue all 'round).

To show just how nauseated I was, y'all, I didn't even LISTEN TO THE WHOLE RECORDING, only about 5 percent of it, maybe. Here is a blow by blow of the action in my livingroom:

Intro, always love the intro... uuuuggh, FF, FF, FF... PLAY Bobo, MUTE Vicky, PLAY Bobo, PLAY Alex!... FF, Mute, Mute, MUTE... PLAY Alex!... FF, FF, FF... PLAY Cuco, FF, FF, FF, FF, FF, Mute, Mute, Mute, Mute, Mute, Mute, FF... PLAY Alex!... Stop tape and FF Raquel without even looking at the b!tch... PLAY, FF, FF, FF, FF--

So. If your name was not Alex, Bobo, or Cuco, last night you were sh!t out of luck.

And just so we are clear, Sra. Vicky, you are dead to me and nothing will ever resurrect you from that death. When you finally get your comeuppance at the hand of your #1 Son, and you WILL, I'll be throwing the biggest party this side of the Mississip, whatever that comeuppance may be. Trust. (Hopefully you'll be sitting outside of that church next to the blind guy, collecting alms for the poor. IF the guy deigns to share his sidewalk with the likes of you, that is.)

Yes, luckily for MJ, she and Alex will be happily together at the end of this troubling ride. But for now, DUMP her, Al. Dump her, and everybody else while you're at it. You're wasting your time on this Lombardo Compound of Losers. Everybody out.

Lawd, let Monday's episode be more palatable. Please.

To cheer myself up, and to remind myself that they really had a great time together making this show, I wanted to share this behind the scenes video that always makes me smile. It doesn't give anything in the story away, never fear--it's mostly stuff we've already seen. It's just FUN. Alex is just adorable. MJ is adorable, too. And Bruno is so adorable, I would take him home! (Zepeda has been hiding his charm from us.) And the coolest thing--Il Divo in the Technicolor House of Doom.

Click on my name and enjoy, mates. Happy Sunday. :)
 

Awesome, Stephe! Wow William Levy looks good in casual clothes...David is not bad either, must admit. LOL alright thanks for sharing. I'm off to bed. Hasta luego. :-)
 

Incog, I think Carla was banking on everyone's strong reactions to Vicky's crap, in that we would be furious enough to stick around just to see her go down. The old reverse psychology trick. LOL

That tolerable-to-intolerable character ratio is what has me in such a tizzy. It sucketh.

Man, I know El Bruno is an insensitive dolt, but did he have to pour those stacks of money directly onto Gabriel's injured legs? Individual bills are pretty light, but bound in stacks like that, you wouldn't want them to hit a really sore spot. Ouch.

Raquel looked like a poodle on two legs in that ruffle-bottomed white dress. No wonder Cuco was taken aback.
 

You're welcome, Cielo. I'm calling it a day as well... :)
 

I('m going to defend Victoria, just a little.
What mother wants to believe that her son is capable of all the things he has been accused of? She supports Alex in the business decisions because she knows he is better at it. It isn't as bad for Alex to suffer a broken heart as it is for Bruno to turn out to be a murderer, so she finds ways to overlook Bruno's big time flaws.

I do have a problem with the fact that she witnessed Bruno hitting MJ, which s/b unforgivable. And of course wimp Fernando, instead of telling her the way it is, tells her what she wants to hear, prolonging her delusion.
Luckily not all mothers have a son like Bruno, but all mothers are guilty of being blind to what their children do to a certain extent.

I'm still confused about the hotel deal, who did Bruno TELL MJ she was meeting, I thought it was the witness to the accident.
 

Tks, that was great Stephe
Here is another good one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFq8nTU7jAU

Stephe, how do you attach them to your name?
 

Intro, always love the intro... uuuuggh, FF, FF, FF... PLAY Bobo, MUTE Vicky, PLAY Bobo, PLAY Alex!... FF, Mute, Mute, MUTE... PLAY Alex!... FF, FF, FF... PLAY Cuco, FF, FF, FF, FF, FF, Mute, Mute, Mute, Mute, Mute, Mute, FF... PLAY Alex!... Stop tape and FF Raquel without even looking at the b!tch... PLAY, FF, FF, FF, FF--


I should take lessons on how to watch without stress!

I was sooo disgusted with this episode.

dpd
 

Stepe - Thanks for sharing the video. It made me smile too.
 

Anon 9:13pm and Jardinera I'm glad others are disgusted with Vicki's insanity.

CubsFan, Incog, Cielo, and Anon 12:17am we all agree MJ needs to learn to stop acting stupid and trust her husband who has proven himself enough times for her to trust him.

Stephe - thanks for the video.
 

”Victoria doesn't have the brain capacity to handle all the things Fernando is saying to her, so she only hears what she wants to hear.”
Vicki doesn’t have brain capacity. Period. That’s why she wears necklaces with her name or the big “V” o, ,,, so she remembers her name.

Incog – Daniela Romo was a similar enabling type mother in Carla Estrada’s “Alborada.” I think CE doesn’t want us to love Victoria.
 

Jardinera: Excellent as usual.

Stephe: Thanks for the link. It's great.

Can anyone explain how I can post my photo next to my comments?
 

pasofino
go to your profile, click on browse & you can browse the photos you have in your album, click on the one you want, save & voilá.
 

Doris, you're not at the fab Titans' game? I sacrificed and gave my ticket to my grandson, wasn't that sweet of me?

I have gotten a lot done today...up at 5:30 so I can now devote myself to a little of my "Spanish education" (tee hee, ya'll know better)

After giving this much time, I have solidified my thoughts on the Vicky vs Gonzo "Bad TN Parent of the Year Award"...drum roll...Vicky takes the "Oscar". Why, you ask? Because most of the truth was hidden from Gonzo due to one of the silliest TN plots of all time, a giant alliance formed with all the good and bad guys working secretly together in ridiculous convoluted circles and thereby, Gonzo was mostly kept in the dark on everything. Vicky, on the other hand, has gotten plenty of hints all along and in fact, is an eye witness to Bruno's sociopathic, psychopathic, narcissistic, just plain evil, behavior. Vario, I kinda agree on a mother protecting her son from a murder charge, but she was "over protecting" him back when his "crimes" were far less than murder.

Mis dos centavos...
 

SandyTn: I got up with the chickens, too! I'm an early riser, which is bad when you're also late to bed, but life's too short sometimes, right? Love your comparisons and but there were times Gonzo saw rotten behavior and tried to sweep it under the bed to avoid thinking he was a bad parent also. Vickiis supposed to be angry about the lawsuit. Wonder what she'll do now about it and what answer she will give Alex.
 

CubsFan: MJ has told Alex what she can. It's time she leaves and if the adelante for Mon. is correct she'll be out from under and won't get a chance to tell him she's pregnant. I have to feel for Alex because he's being pulled apart emotionally and he cannot trust the woman he loves. However, he may go through with the divorce and then they could start all over in the last episodio with a real boda once the truth comes out. Once she goes though, that won't necessarily mean she will be free of Bruno. He's like a bad penny and will no doubt stalk her. JMHO.
 

Pasofino: Is your recap posted to the side? I missed seeing it. I thought Ida had creamed you.

For your picture, in your profile there's a place to "edit picture". Once you've browsed, remember to upload & save it. You'll see it then if it took and you can close the page.
 

Good point Jardineria, it was tough to come to my conclusion. Yes, Gonzo did know about Camillo and tried to smooth things out legally encouraging Nanda to lie, but Vicky has had a much longer history of denial, and as I view it, is a large part of the problem.

Let's just hope that we meet neither Vicky or Gonzo at any of our PTA meetings any time soon!
 

As always, I'm awed by your recapping skills, Jardinera. Good snark and we learn some idioms along the way.

ITA in the lack of logic about the fact that a disembodied voice reserving a room in the name of Mario Aguirre means Bruno is innocent. And Vicki carries it on through to his being innocent of everything. I sure hope Bobo does something with his knowledge of FauxMario.

Being the mother of an adult son I can't completely despise Vicki as some of you do. My son and I have had our ups and downs and, while all is now really "up", I can recall grasping for excuses during the downs. I believe Vicki IS the queen of denial. She's denying what she really, truly, in her heart of hearts knows: that Alex is the good and responsible son and he doesn't have a drop of her blood. If she lets the deep down truth about Bruno come to the surface, then she risks owning responsibility for his misdeeds.

I also did not think Erick saw Chucho after the accident. I don't remember if he saw the car hit the stunt guy, but when he returned to the house, there was a significant look at the parked car. The person who knew that there was a "witness" was the stunt guy because Chucho knelt over him and saw him run away. The stunt guy then followed through on the "honor among thieves" principle and called Bruno to tell him about the guy who saw him run away.

Plus, if Chucho really saw who hit the guy who then got up and walked away, wouldn't he tell his new BFF Pedro?

I'm ready for MJ to leave. It looks like Alex is throwing her out in the avances, but then they often "pull our chains" with false avances. He could just as easily forgive her in the next scene. But the scenes in the house are getting tiresome.
 

I know Pedro's wife (MJ's mom) left him but is she also DEAD for real? I either forgot or missed something.
There is a disproportionate number of DUMBOs in this story. They should have at least one more good, intelligent person besides Alex (and doctor who isn't around that much)--I know the blondie with brother (forgot name) is good, but she is far too weak/helpless. I don't count Felipa because she is too monotone for me to listen to and because she doesn't take any action outside of encrypted comments to Vicki. She can do better than that, don't you think? Am I forgetting anyone?
 

doris said: Incog – Daniela Romo was a similar enabling type mother in Carla Estrada’s “Alborada.” I think CE doesn’t want us to love Victoria.

I didn't see all of Alborada. How did that mother end up?

Even so, I get the impression Carla Estrada does want us to feel for Vic, because of the number of people she gives us who are so willing to enable her. It seems like we are to see her as a tragic heroine who thought she had her happy ending so that she now resists understanding both that she doesn't have it now and that she never really had it to start with (because she lied to her children about their real parentage?). It also seems like we are supposed to understand that the reason Bruno and Raquel are bad is because they are children of sin. I'm not sure I buy any of these premises.

I do get that no mother wants to believe they've raised really horrible children. If Bruno and Raquel had been careful to hide any signs of their true character from Vic, I could understand her continued delusion. If Bruno and Raquel were all she had standing between her and living under a bridge, I could also understand her continued delusion. However, Alex would never let Vic live under a bridge if he could prevent it (even though I believe some time spent living under a bridge and begging for food would do Vic a lot of good), and both of her own children have been openly rude and even physically aggressive not only towards her but toward others right in front of Vic. At this point, Vic is long out of any possible excuses.


Incog
 

I forgot to add, if Vic had been presented to us as a stupid woman, then I might believe her continued delusion.

If Carla "redeemed" the mother in Alborada, I'll bet she does it here, too.


Incog
 

Cara,

Roberto is on the kinda good, kinda bad.... fence, he has enough information to blow a hole in the Mario Aguirre "ghost with a room" story line, but who knows what Sr.Bobo is going to do with the information.

You bring up Pedro's wife, is she dead or alive? Are they trying to make us think that the gal grooming a horse in her super big long plaid skirt is MJ's mom, Pedro's wife? Oh dear...this is going to be a horse pill of a story line to swallow...
 

Sandy in TN said You bring up Pedro's wife, is she dead or alive? Are they trying to make us think that the gal grooming a horse in her super big long plaid skirt is MJ's mom, Pedro's wife? Oh dear...this is going to be a horse pill of a story line to swallow...

Oh, no... you've just reminded me Oil Slick keeps asking if people are sure that MJ doesn't have any other sisters but Paula. This is starting to reek of a Mother-isn't-dead/long-lost-twin story. If the horse grooming lady isn't MJ and Paula's supposedly dead mother then I'll bet she's been taking care of a twin MJ never knew she had. If it does turn out MJ has a twin, I wonder if MJ's mother is really Paula's mother? Otherwise, wouldn't she have been around long enough for MJ to remember she had a twin, too?


Incog
 

Incog: "This is starting to reek of a Mother-isn't-dead/long-lost-twin story."

Yes, that is what I am seeing with my long range Sortilegio, telenovela vision goggles....a weird mother and worse "twin" sister, combined with a sad, lonely embarazo. Like some have posted...we'll need ALCOHOL to get us through the next few weeks.
 

Incog/SandyTn: I saw the lost twin mystery coming a mile away I think, too.
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Cara: MJ says her mom's dead. Pedro told Alex the first time they drank and talked together that his wife left him....whether that was figuratively or literally I don't know.
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Cielo: I'll take leeches. Great description of the three members of the family who hated MJ and were against her the most. Bobo's coming around, though. He is still a leech and doesn't mind telling Uli, the master leech, that he is, either, I guess. It seems to be a point of honor for these two rascals.
 

Stephe: Nice shots of the cast party! Thanks for that link!
 

Thanks Jardinera, I always enjoy your recaps. Is it just me or are the comments especially bitter tonight? Sure Vickie has her short comings but that's common in Novelas. I don't believe that Famous Carla Estrada was thinking "now let me see, how shall I cast this character so that she will be most pleasing to my English speaking American viewers. One anon (07:57) said how painful it is to watch this stupid novela. Would someone enlighten me. I don't understand why anyone would force themselves to watch something that they didn't enjoy.
I would think that when a character is cast a certain way in more than one tele it's because they play that type of character well. Not because the producers made a mistake.
 

ITA with those smelling the long-lost twin - like week-old shrimp tails in the garbage can.

My worst fear is that they will have her stand in for MJ with Alex, further ruining their relationship.

And, hope it goes without saying that this is NOT a spoiler. I have no clue what will happen next.
 

Joyce: Good point. I only struggled through one novela I couldn't stand and only because the other two choices were worse! I think perhaps those of us who are a little hard on these characters feel some traits hit a little too close to home is all. We all know people or have lived through situations that these things touch on. I don't take it too seriously, it's just a way to blow off steam IMHO. We will all stay glued to our screens no matter what we say. ; > )
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Novelera: like old shrimp tails in the garbage can? You must be part cat! LOL! You guys all can come up with the most interesting turns of phrase. Love it!
 

Joyce- I am loving this novela, love all the characters, both good and bad, because they make the novela fun and salacious, love the crazy plots (as long as they keep moving along),and last but not least, I LOVE the love scenes between the main leads. :)

-Vivi in DC
 

Variopinta, instead of putting in my personal website for an URL, I put in the link to the video. (Although I probably shouldn't, in this age of "don't click on links people give you unless your want your computer compromised!" I should probably just give the URL in my comments like everyone else, to keep you all safer. I think I will start doing it that way.

On the Mrs. Pedro speculation, I'll have to plead the 5th. I made the mistake of looking ahead too far for something else, and read something I shouldn't have, blast it.

Chucho is a bit of a dumbo, though he can't really help that, being so rurally superstitious and such. I can't help liking the fool.

I totally get Vicky's motherly delusion. I do. Most of us have been there many times, boy have we. I never wanted to believe anything my son did. It hurt, badly. But Vicky has gone totally off the deep end--she should want to not only protect Bruno, but to protect him from HIMSELF. Instead she is totally concentrating on HERSELF, and how she feels about HERSELF. *bonk, buzzer-noise* That is my problem with her. She was actually evolving, facing the terrible things about his personality, making herself take him to task for it, and taking steps to shut him down (protecting not only other people, but him from himself, a mother's ultimate love). And then she just stepped all the way back over the lamest evidence ever, because being able to coo over him and show his mommy believed him and feeling great about herself in giving Bruno support was more important than anything else. Huh.

I gave myself a really hard time for doing that same thing. I'm sure as heck going to call her on her crap too.

Yes, Joyce, a lot of bitterness, from myself I know. But that means Carla E. and Daniela Romo have done their jobs spectacularly, to get such a rise out of people. The last thing a show needs is not hitting a nerve and the audience having no reaction one way or the other, yeah? As a viewer, I'm all up in arms! Ha. As a reader/writer, I'm really happy with how these characters have been drawn. (Wish I could say the same about the plot, though. Eek.)
 

Novelera said: My worst fear is that they will have her [Sandra] stand in for MJ with Alex, further ruining their relationship. That has entered my mind, too! I've pretty much prepared myself for either this possibility, or RaMaura being able to meow her way back into Alex's bed to comfort him. Ugh.
 

Thanks guys for the enlightment about some of the snark. Glad you all realized that I wasn't just trying to be be a smart alec. That tells me that you are good sports. You are so right that even though we know this is a telenovela, it's only natural for the characters and their roles to remind us of someone or something in our own lives. We express how we feel about them accordingly. I'm sure that's why I like Vickie. She reminds me so much of my one time best friend who would have given me the shirt off of her back. We cried together so many times about the trials and tribulations of our children.

Even thoug I'm getting tired of Bruno's tricks, about the only thing that really annoys me is Paula's voice especially when she's crying.

Anyway, now I can better understand other people's reaction to the different characters.
 

Thanks, Jardinera~~ I'm late to the party. Yesterday , I went to a wedding and spent time with my own crazy relatives. [I was writing the plot to my own novela as the reception rolled on and on and the chocolate fountain flowed.] So...are we convinced that we are in for a '' Parent Trap'' remake in the upcoming weeks ? Mj's mamacita took her twin and left MJ and Paula with Pedro???? Seems odd....but then, I thought that plotline was weird when I first saw it in ''Parent Trap.'' I agree that Vicky is very similar to Dona Juana in Alborada. She protected and enabled her crazy son, too. Both came to a bad end. I think Vicky will be forgiven...but not by me. I completely agree that it is very hard for a mother to see her child as a bad person , but Vicky should have handed out some tough love early in the game. I remember that when I taught high school , I was amazed at the way some kids thought they could act. Someone , somewhere had taught them that they could say and do whatever they wanted without consequences. Those kids became their own worst enemies. It was a good lesson for me to learn before I became a mother. Vicky, wake up and smell the cafe.
 

Hey, Joyce. You go on liking Vicky and speaking up for her, and that's cool. We all have a voice here, thanks to blog mom Melinama, so long as we simply have respect for one another. That's what makes Caray a great place.
:)
 

Stephe: ITA about a well-acted part by an actor making the audience emote. Although I'm not as enthralled with this novela as I've been with some others, as long as it makes me want to come back for more, I won't complain (too much LOL!).

The lovers have committed and so it's now time for the major break up. I usually dread those, but not this time. I'm as ready for MJ to be shed of this clan of locos as she is. I can relate to how trapped she feels about now. On the other hand, Alex is right that she is not honest enough with him. She doesn't know when or where to pick her battles. I don't know if it's because she's naive or because she's weak or just not a survivor. I miss Fernanda because she had a brain and chose to fight rather than to become a victim. MJ seems to wilt at the slightest problem. (Disconnected thinking this late in the evening. Sorry.)
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Susanlynn: I miss seeing a decent mother like Gaviota's. That was a great relationship. --As for relatives, at this age I feel there are times when I guess I'm glad they all live a thousand miles away in any direction!
 

Doris: Vicki doesn’t have brain capacity. Period. That’s why she wears necklaces with her name or the big “V” o, ,,, so she remembers her name.

I know I'm late but that has got me really LOL. :-)
 

Mrs. Pedro probably left and Pedro told the girls their mom was dead. In Mrs. Pedro's defense, he is such a loser I would have left him, too.

Vicky is far worse than Gonzo b/c Gonzo didn't know about Barbara and Anibal and Artemio. He did want Fernanda to sweep Camilo's crimes under the rug but most of the stuff he was in the dark about.

Vicky sees what's going on in front of her face but chooses to blame Maria Jose for it all:

Maria Jose did not force Bruno to call Vicky a ramera at the dinner table.

Maria Jose did not force Bruno's fist to connect with MJ's face.

Maria Jose did not force Bruno to try to oust Alex from the company.

Maria Jose did not force Bruno to sue Alex for his share of the Lombardo empire.

Maria Jose did not force Bruno and Alex to get into 1.5 fistfights per episode.

I'm sure in Vicky's world it will be Maria Jose's fault that Roberto doesn't get a job and Raquel is an alcoholic shrew. Just as long as Bruno is absolved of all wrongdoing whether he did it or not is Vicky's only concern.

Ferno-no is worse than Vicky because he knows that stuff is suspicious and that Alex and Maria Jose are most likely right about Bruno but chooses to blame Maria Jose so he can gaze at Vicky from afar. I'm hoping Alex's brain cells kick in...if he's kicking down the door to Room 25 with "Mario Aguirre", why in the world is there ANOTHER room rented under Mario Aguirre's name?

All of this could have been prevented if Maria Jose would have told Alex the truth and stop looking shifty-eyed around the house. But againg I think Maria Jose doesn't think she's deserving of Alex and is subconciously messing things up so Alex will kick her and her ne'er do well family out on the streets where she feels she belongs.

---I will figure out a screenname later---
 

I will figure: Well, you've got some definite ideas worth chewing over! Interesting thought that subconsciously MJ doesn't think she's worthy and is subconsciously allowing herself to get trampled on.
 

I have been wondering why the got 2 actresses that look soooo different to play sisters. hmmmmmm?????
Sth is up.
 

Stephe, I really liked your method of watching, with all the fast forward and mute moments. I wish I could like this TN more. The Mexitrash are a scourge on society, Fernando's dull, Vicki and MJ are too delusional, etc. Someone else already pointed out the lack of appealing characters.
Levy and Cuco the dog are the most rewarding ones.

I was at a local drugstore on Saturday and saw an issue of Mira tabloid. It had a cover photo of Wm. Levy, calling him the new king of the telenovelas. I had to keep my hand firmly in my pocket, so I didn't reach out and buy it.
La Paloma
 

Interesting that you guys are still back and forth about your Vicky feelings. When I first brought up my mixed thoughts about Vicki way back, many of you wrote how she did not deserve one ounce of sympathy or understanding...
Now, 3-4 weeks later (?), you are still back and forth on Vicki. I think this intense, relentless judging of Vicki does indeed stem from many VERY CLOSE-TO-HOME, up-close and personal reactions to the way mothers parent, protect, excuse, etc. Carla is well aware how impassioned her viewers are about this issue and BOY has she gotten this set of bloggers going.... Mothers and Sons! That's why there are so many biblical and literary references to to that unique mother-son relationship.
Vicki's limbic system has never consulted her prefrontal cortex and it's not about to start now.
Anonymous 10:34- I loved your list about what Maria Jose is NOT responsible for!! Vicki has myriad examples of why to kick Bruno out....so I'm interested to see what finally will do the trick!
 

Variopinta said: I have been wondering why the got 2 actresses that look soooo different to play sisters.

I don't think the writers care that much about whether the siblings are similar looking.....Of course, how often does it end up that their parents are actually NOT who they or we thought they were! ha ha

We have to be so tolerant to get through these novelas. It's amazing to see how we are SO captivated and SO frustrated for SO many weeks on end. And we always come back for more.
I have met many Mexicans who tell me they would never watch these TNs because they are so ridiculously exaggerated in terms of character development and plot. Well, I'm not so convinced about the extent of exaggeration!
 

Joyce i think why a lot of us are down on Vicki, it's not just her mothering skills are lack of. It's her self centered attitude that's so repugnant.

Vicki has made nothing but bad choices, starting with her affair with a married man while being married herself.

Second bad choice not using no type of protection result the twins from hell.

Third then she expected her husband to forgive her affair and accept her unborn children.

Samuel her husband accepted her and the kids and took them away to London.When Vicki came back and reconnected with Felipa.

She had the nerve to say Samuel was angry, frustrated and bitter.
Like the man should just forget his wife's affair with his good friend Antonio.

Time and time again her selfish attitude has been put on display for all of to see. How many times has we seen her tell Raquel if she did not like how things were going at the house then move out with her deadbeat husband.

We have never seen her come back to Raquel later and ask for forgiveness. It's only about Bruno and her. Now I see why Bruno did not want to share Vicki motherly love with Alex.

It's kinda of sick and disgusting, then friday's episode really drove me to drink to stomach her logic that Bruno is innocent. When Ferdumbo just hinted a little that Vicki was jumping the gun she was like starting to get upset because one her yes people did not tell her what she wants to hear.


This is why some of us have a strong reaction to her character. It's has to fit her reality, when she self examines herself she'll say it's all my fault. When Bruno comes up with another scheme that's working for a moment for him.

Well it can't be Bruno, MJ and her family are lying. When Paula finally told Alex the truth about the car accident and Bruno was playing apart in it.

She can't tolerate or accept the truth about Bruno.She had the audacity to say it was different because it was Bruno. When MJ stood up for her sister and told her off saying why can't she stand up for her sister.

She won't accept anyone blaming Bruno about anything. The dumbstruck expression on Vicki face after MJ told her that hit her right where counts.

There are people who are still sympathetic with Vicki and if that's who you want to root for by all means do.

I just find very annoying, self- centered bitch and totally repugnant. Now it seems she's considering and thinking about shagging Ferdumbo.

Thank God she too old to reproduce with that idiot. I shudder to think about the brain capacity of the child if they were able to.

Also we like exchanging our different views about what novela we are watching and the characters we either love and wish we could meet. The characters we want to put in front of a firing squad pronto.

I don't know why Carla has so many villains in this novela though. They do out number the good guys.
Also the stupid characters out number the good also.
 

Jardinera, I hate to see the breakup coming, too. Grr. But I know it's a necessary part of any good fictional romance--the fight back to each other. And like you said, right now, it is TIME for a separation before we all collectively kill the two of them in our frustration. Har.

Variopinta, MJ and Paula don't look much alike, do they? And if that other actress (Anahi) had gotten the part instead of Jackie, she looks even LESS like Pau. Of course, that could play right into a possible subplot, maybe or maybe not, I'm just thinking aloud right now.

I saw a tabloid cover of Alex and Bruno, too, and I cracked up because it had plastered all over their pictures--REPUGNACIA! ODIO!!

LOL
 

Vicki's limbic system has never consulted her prefrontal cortex and it's not about to start now.

ROFL! That is just hilarious!
 

Anon: Thank God she too old to reproduce with that idiot. I shudder to think about the brain capacity of the child if they were able to.

Damn all this brain capacity stuff...too funny! :)
 

LOL just to clarify, I meant:

damn! All of this brain capacity stuff is too funny.

My punctuation seemed all wrong.
 

That Anahi looks too sexy to play Maria Jose, who is supposed to be just a simple country girl.

The real victim between Antonio's 3 children is Raquel, who gets no attention from Vicky because Vicky is either running after Bruno or lovey doveying with Alex.

When Bruno goes off, Vicky's like "Hijo, oh no!!!"

When Alex goes off, Vicky's like "Hijo, oh no!!!"

When Raquel goes off, Vicky's like "Ramera, please."

Raquel doesn't have any family who pays attention to her, her husband tells her once a week that she is repulsive to men, and her alleged best friend pimps her out to a bisexual gigolo. No wonder she has to bark to get attention.
 

Anonymous 1:32 said The real victim between Antonio's 3 children is Raquel, who gets no attention from Vicky because Vicky is either running after Bruno or lovey doveying with Alex.

This is very true. It's also one more in the ever growing list of reasons why pretty much any animal at all is a way better mother than she is.

Raquel doesn't have any family who pays attention to her, her husband tells her once a week that she is repulsive to men, and her alleged best friend pimps her out to a bisexual gigolo. No wonder she has to bark to get attention.

Again true, but the operative word there is still "bark". Still, it does seem like she asks for it. I would point out that Alex grew up in that same household and in spite of everything he's usually a nice person. Carla seems to be making a big argument for nature over nurture.


Incog
 

Time for some Monday fun, mates.

From the Desk of your Sortilegio statistician
(compliments of your faithful recappers and from comments just too funny to ignore)

ALIASES

Casa Lombardo
The Manse
Technicolor House of Doom
The House that Skittles Built
Joseph’s Technicolor Dream House
Casa de Locos y Lobos

Pleather Pants
Broodo
Brutus
The Chubster
Wile E. (Coyote, with anvils)
Rat Bastard
Mad Dog
Demon Seed (in need of an exorcist)
Burno

Erick of the Red Briefs
Erick of the Gross Saggy Underpants
Pimp Daddy E
Mr. Saturday Night Fever
Baboon Bottoms
Erick the Butt-lick
Erick of the many-colored-way-too-briefs
Double-naught Spy

Queen of Denial
Cleopatra
Mother of the Year

Roberrrtoooooo
Bobo
Boob

Pedro the Weak
Papi Pedro
Pirate Papa

FFF (Faithful Friend Fernando—not)
Fer-no-no
Ferdumbo

Blond Playboy & World Traveler Extraordinaire
The Oil Slick
Sleazoid/Sleazy
Useless

Easy or EZ

Ol’ Lice n’ Fleas

The Wonder Twins
Them Bloodsucking Twins
Hellspawn

RaMaura (Maura + ramera = ho)
Meowra
The Kardashians

Dumb and Dumber(er)

Team Mexitrash

The Simpatico Seniors
Club AARP

Lombardo Leeches


EL BRUNO’S KILL-OMETER

hands-on kills
none

hands-off kills
snake-bit guy

serious attempts
half-brother Alex
snake-bit guy’s woman

possibles
Antonio

assaults & batteries
young Alex (multiple)
MJ (multiple)
Vicky

disappearances, unknown
fake marriage judge
witnesses
fake Alex’s neighbors

frame-ups
MJ: fraud, misrepresentation, gold-digging, adultery
Paula: vehicular homicide
Alex: mental illness
Papi Pedro: drug and merchandise trafficking
 

Monday fun (continued)

COMBAT

1. The Thrilla in Manilla (Bruno & Alex in the street) “Down goes Frazier!”
2. Thrilla 2 (Ali & Frazier—er, I mean Bruno & Alex down the Stairway of Death)
3. Stop, Drop, & Roll (Bruno & Fer-no-no in the foyer)
4. You took my money, yo! (Chucho & Papi beating down bouncers in Da Club)
5. Have a fajita, Wile E. (Alex face-plants Bruno into diningroom table)
6. Rhett Butler’s got nothin’ on me (Alex – 1, hotel room door – 0)
7. Thrilla 3 (Alex feeds Bruno some Lombardo shrubbery, reffed by Zeke with a shovel)


LOVIN’
[MJ & Alex, unless otherwise specified]

1. Loss of Virginity nookie
2. Confirmation of loss of virginity nookie (sort of like how you must put an Internet password in twice)
3. Shower nookie
4. Yucatan grotto nookie
5. Congrats, you’re still el Presidente nookie (off screen)
6. Bobo & unknown heifer at party nookie (fade to black)
7. Oil Slick & Raquel after party nookie (off screen)
8. Raquel & fishnet pantyhose get more Oil Slick (off screen)
9. Raquel & Useless Role Playing interrupted by Bobo’s phone call nookie (off screen) Bobo: Were you asleep or something? Useless: I was… in the bathroom.
10. Bobo & Useless after the Only Guys Need Apply party (nowhere near the screen)
11. Synchronized swimming in the Deep nookie (oh, to be a fish in that ocean)

Thank you. That is all.
 

Well, actually, Papi WAS desperate for money and trafficking merchandise all right. El Bruno simply decided to tack on drugs too and blackmail the crap out of him.
 

Stephe- wasn't there another Alex/Bruto fight? The one in the living room (same place as the Bruto/Fernono fight) when Vicky gets hit by Bruto in the process of trying to break the boys up.

Great lists by the way! Thanks for keeping track for us. :)

Ok. Off to work now. Have a great day everyone.

-Vivi in DC
 

Happy Monday everyone. Rainy and 38 here this morning. Yuck. Loved the recap Jardinera. I haven't had a chance to read all the comments yet. I'll check back in later.
 

Vivi, I do believe the fight where Vicky got knocked out was #2, after the boys tumbled down the Stairway of Death and into the livingroom. El Bruno and his nuclear undies come to mind.
 

Stephe- I think I was mixing that time up, with the time Alex came down the stairs to the surprise of finding Bruto in the living room, after he had paid him off, rescued MJ and family, had the first rumble in the jungle, and thought Bruto had left the hose for good. I think there were some flying fists. Vicky broke it up and then took Alex aside and told him the truth about them being "real" brothers.

-Vivi in DC
 

Love your list Stephe. Bruto needs to step it up. He's behind the Barbinator for sure.
 

Stephe
Too funny

one to add to disappearances & unknown

Pedro's esposa

Probably in Mexico, many people don't like to admit they watch TN's, like we wouldn't want to admit to watching soaps. I know several Mexicans & they watch them.
I don't think the TN's are nearly as estudipas as soaps. Just think if FELS lasted 74 years, like one of the soaps. We would have all thrown ourselves down the stairway of doom.
 

Yeah, Bruno ain't hardly trying, he has a long way to go to catch up with Fernando Escandón.
 

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Ck out this site, you can see some familiar faces. Pictures are from the 80's
Eduardo Capetillo - FELS
Daniela Romo, she was gorgeous
Manuel Mijares - I think is Lucero's esposo

http://www.peopleenespanol.com/pespanol/
 

Im a bit confused I thought Fernando asked for room 14 at the hotel or the clerk said room 14 for Mario but the key that MJ had was room 12 was there two reservation one set by Bruno and the other one by Mario and they just happen to be at the same hotel?
 

Fernando could whack at least 2 a night if he was in a good mood!
 

They were different hotels. Not sure where the confusion about the hotels being the same came in. One hotel where Alex nearly found Faux Mario was a really simple hotel. The other where Bruno made the reservation was a discreet boutique hotel (a little more fancy). However, we don't know what hotel Faux Mario has moved to now that he had to leave the busted down door hotel.

-Vivi in DC
 

Thanks for the recap.

I think Maite Perroni would have looked more like the Paula actress. But it would have looked too much like CCEA. And although I still miss the Willie/Mai partnership, I think in Sorti, there's something about the Willie/Jackie thing that works. Plus I think something about the "identica" other person plot will explain why Pau & MJ are so different. Not a spoiler, I'm just guessing.

Thanks,
J.
 

Jenny, it actually took me awhile to get used to the William-Jacqueline pair too. I loved the William-Maite partnership, and I'm sure Maite is thinking--what happened with all these hot scenes when we were shooting CCEA?! LOL.
 

ViVi thats what im trying to figure out if the second hotel where Mario is staying now is the same one were bruno made the reservation other wise why would the clerk say that Mario was in room 14 even if fernando gave the wrong room number (it should have been rooom 12)or did the producers make a mistake with the number (highly unlikely i would think)
 

Cielo, it totally bugged me in CCEA that they kept JM & MC far apart throughout the whole thing. I mean what's the use of picking 2 stars with awesome chemistry and then keeping them apart for most of the telenov? I know the lovers are suppose to be apart at some point during the show but comm'n, during the whole thing! Oh well, I should get over it, huh.

J.
 

I'm so late to the party, it's almost over...but I have to say thank you for the fantastic, delish recap Comadre Jardinera!

So right on the mark, Stephe, Susanlynn, and Anon. Ditto to your comments.

The cast videos are so fun, thanks Stephe for sharing.

I'll bet that Vicky will be forgiven in the end, despite whatever else she manages to do by then. Just like Gonzo was redeemed in MEPS. I'm wondering how much of the cultural beliefs are being expressed when the parental abuses are forgiven so easily...
jb
 

Yep. Different hotels. So not a mistake on the clerk's part.

-Vivi in DC
 

Vivi in DC said They were different hotels. Not sure where the confusion about the hotels being the same came in. One hotel where Alex nearly found Faux Mario was a really simple hotel. The other where Bruno made the reservation was a discreet boutique hotel (a little more fancy).

Given the absence of brain cells to start with, added to the significant drain to working brain cells in any character now enabling Vic in any way, it should not be surprising that:
=Vic's pathetic boy toy hasn't mentioned to his supposedly best friend the name of the hotel where he made his inquiries for Vic
=Alex hasn't notice the room number where he busted down the door doesn't match the room number of the key Ezequiel found (or the hotel, but let's not make this too complicated!).

Shall we take bets on when someone puts this together?


Incog
 

That hotel thing confused me too. I think I've got it now.
 

Finding the real current hotel of Faux Mario would require Alex's assistant to call all of the hotels in the city yet again to find him. I don't think Alex will be giving her that job again, and if I was her I would throw something at him if he even suggested it! Plus, now I think Alex is fed up with the whole Mario thing, believes MJ has been lying to him about her relationship with this Mario all along, and doesn't need to find him to confirm his suspicions. Even if he found Faux Mario, it's not like the guy would deny booking the boutique hotel room if he thought it was making the job he was paid for more effective. Unless he was physically threatened by Alex and felt his life was in danger if he didn't tell the whole truth.

-Vivi in DC
 

Jenny said Cielo, it totally bugged me in CCEA that they kept JM & MC far apart throughout the whole thing. I mean what's the use of picking 2 stars with awesome chemistry and then keeping them apart for most of the telenov?

I think the point of them having awesome chemistry is so that viewers accept the love at first sight scenario so many writers like to use, and believe that love could be strong enough to keep them wanting to be together despite all the excuses the writers invent to keep them apart for most of the novela.

However, I'm with you. I don't usually like novelas where the leads spend most of the novela apart unless there is a really good reason for it.


Incog
 

I still have a problem with the hotels.
Bruno gave MJ a key to a hotel & I think that's the one Fernando went to.
Alex went to a different hotel where faux Mario was. Why didn't he go the the hotel that MJ had a key for?
 

Variopinta
alex went to the first hotel that his secretary located Mario at in room 25. Then Mario left and went to a new hotel. Then fernando went to the hotel Bruno set up which according to the key chain had 12 on it but at the receptionist desk when fernando was checking the reservation he was told Mario had reservered room 14
 

Alex tracked Faux Mario down to the hotel-of-the-broken-door BEFORE the whole key to the boutique hotel debacle. The key (and reservation) for the boutique hotel didn't even exist then.

Bruno has no idea about the boutique hotel incident either. He's doing his Mario plot separate from Team Mexitrash and their Mario plot. I think it's the dual Mario plotting that's getting everyone confused.

Fernono is the one who should be putting 2 and 2 together and asking some questions since he knew about the results of the original hotel search, and was then put in charge of checking out this new hotel. Alex is too clouded by emotions to think straight, so his buddy should be helping him out.

-Vivi in DC
 

Sorry, meant to say Bruno has no idea about the hotel-of-the-broken-door incident.

-Vivi in DC
 

When will the Premios TV y Novelas be broadcast. I forgot and can't find the post again. Thanks. And I sure hope FELS doesn't win.

GinCA
 

I made a note on my computer
Sunday Nov 29 for TVnovela awards.
 

Anon at 1:32am the reason why Anahi did not get the MJ part being played by Jackie B. was she can't act.


They said Carla looked at her screen test and started scrambling around to replace her real quick. So Carla then got Jackie to play the MJ role.

Cielo de Levy and Jenny one of the reasons why they did not have the sex scenes in CCEA like in Sortilegio because it was shown at 4:00 in the afternoon in Mexico.

Yeah we got ripped off because if Maite and William had scenes like that CCEA like he has in Sortilegio. We would all be complaining about our tv's spontaneous combustion.


Those two having a scene like William and Jackie have now on Sortilegio i don't think any of us would recover from that.

Also the writers were terrible for the length of time they kept them apart from each other too.

I would love to see them paired up again, especially in a mature adult novela like Sortilegio to see them in scenes like that.
 

Thanks, Variopinta, appreciated.

GinCA
 

Thanks for the reminder! I will set the DVR ahead of time.
 

Lawd, no way would Marichuy and Juan Miguel have a love scene like the ones in Sorti anyway, IMHO. The character (MC) was way too pure of mind and spirit--even birds would sit on her shoulders and stuff (like Cinderella). That's why even their honeymoon night was COMPLETELY fade to black/commercial--it reinforced MC's innocent waifishness, which lasted throughout the whole show, even after she gave birth. They didn't even show her getting into the bed, or any movement after she got there.

Whenever JM and MC kissed, it was steamy hot chemistry at its finest, but man, they made sure that was all we got and I'm of a mind that it was a characterization thing.
 

...it was shown at 4:00 in the afternoon in Mexico.

Yeah, that too. :)
 

Stephe remember they did show him taking MC to bed on their wedding night but it was not anyway or comparison like him taking MJ to bed on Sortilegio.

What we saw was a sweet romantic wedding night between MC and JM. I still go back to youtube to watch their scenes together. While i like his love scenes with Jackie, it still does not move me in the way his kissing scenes were with Maite.

That's why i would to see them paired up again in a adult novela shown at 9:00.
 

As usual, my DVR cut off the previews, but my Caray friends say there might be a breakup tonight, but then again, there are many teases in previews. The truth is that I woke up a little sad. Are we in for a unhappy parting of nuestros novios, Alex and MJ, who have many faults...but LOVE EACH OTHER MUCHO? I know I have shot my mouth off about their relationship, but honestly, I'm not ready to see them part ways...If they do I'll be the first to cry......
 

Vivi--I DID miss another fight in the livingroom! It was in capitulo 20, after the first two knockdowns (which were right around 15 and 16). I think the reason it blended into the backdrop is because there weren't really any punches thrown. Al dragged Bruno out from behind the piano in the livingroom (I told you I didn't want you in my house!), they went to the ground and wrestled around (Al got a few body shots in, but that was all before they were broken up), and there were no bruises or blood. Then Vicky took Al upstairs and told him Bruno was his hell-blood. And Al promptly went out and got plastered.

Thanks for the tip, so I could check it out and correct the list! (Vicky got knocked out before that, though, during the Stairway of Death tumble.)

COMBAT list updated.

1. The Thrilla in Manilla (Bruno & Alex in the street) “Down goes Frazier!”
2. Thrilla 2 (Ali & Frazier—er, I mean Bruno & Alex down the Stairway of Death, Vicky gets her block knocked off)
3. Stop, Drop, & Roll 1: Get off that piano and get the hell out of my house! (Alex & Bruno wrestle on hardwood)
4. Stop, Drop, & Roll 2: Oh no you didn’t hit a woman! (Bruno & Fer-no-no in the foyer)
5. You took my money, yo! (Chucho & Papi beating down bouncers in Da Club)
6. Have a fajita, Wile E. (Alex face-plants Bruno into diningroom table)
7. Rhett Butler’s got nothin’ on me (Alex – 1, hotel room door – 0)
8. Thrilla 3 (Alex feeds Bruno some Lombardo shrubbery, reffed by Zeke with a shovel)

Fin.
 

I remember, Anon 5:24! :) JM laid MC on the bed, got comfy on her, and then--commercial break. Grrr. LOL Back from commercial, we're all under the covers and the fun is over. LOL!

I agree with you. I would like to see Levy and Perroni after 9 PM too. Could be interesting.
 

I thought I was the only one that watched JM & MC reruns on youtube. Those "innocent" love scenes between them were very believable. I think their kisses were really kisses. It was so hot, Levy's ears turned red. If you don't believe me, watch them again.

And if you look closely, you'll see MC biting JM's bottom lip and it did not induce laughter between the 2 of them like the "bite" between Alex & MariaJose did.

Yeah, Carla Estrada, put Willie & Mai on a 9PM timeslot. The 4PM (in Mexico) timeslot did not do them justice.

J.
 

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