Full meal deal here, episodes 160 and 161. Looneyvision cut out most of Kristel’s scenes, which is tragic.
At the pensión, MariVicky tells Chema that Fedra swindled Luis Felipe’s money out of Carlota and then offed the old biddy.
Emanuel and Fidel hang at their now-open bar, La Buena Vida, where la vida doesn’t look all that buena, especially for Eman. He slugs back tequila and tells Fidel that Ilitia’s pregnant and he’s mad at himself for betraying his twoo wuv. Angela walks in…turns out she’s Fidel’s favorite guru and vidente. She tells Emanuel not to give up his real love; their destiny is still together. Fidel says she’s never wrong. Eman doesn’t believe in that stuff. Angela responds that his love for one is love for the other and all will be clear.
Bernardo follows Fedra to Lowrenzo’s apartment. He’s mad that she lied and is going back to that slimeball.
Kristel visits Mauricio in the hospital and insults him at great length. He says when he gets out, he will make her pay. Kristel suggests that he not insult the pretty angel of death who is holding his life in her hands and she crimps his oxygen tube.
Fedra and Low toast to being abuelos and to making up. Low appreciates that she’s gotten over his little dalliance with her daughter. Fedra says at least Kristel is away from that cockroach Mau. She admits that she did send Mau to kill Low and get him away from Kristel, too, but fortunately Kristel came to her senses so his death wasn’t necessary after all. ¡Salud! But speaking of attempted murder, she wants all the gory details of how Low poisoned Mau. She relishes the thoughts of his pains and suffering. Low says she doesn’t have to imagine, she should start experiencing it herself any minute now! Yep, he spiked her drink. ¡Salud! Fedra doesn’t believe him at first, but then feels the stabbing in her belly and the suffocation. She staggers toward the door. Low advises her to take a sitio taxi to the hospital, for safety.
Over at the hospital, Malicio gasps and flails while Kristel pinches his air supply and taunts and insults him and demands that he beg her to spare his life. Enter Brandon. Kristel pretends she’s super concerned for poor Mau; look how awful he looks! Brandon sends her to fetch a doctor and tells Mau he’s not dying until he’s paid for his crimes.
Fedra lurches out onto the sidewalk where Bernie’s busy muttering and demands that he take her to the hospital.
Chema asks why they all don’t make a legal accusation against Fedra. Netty tells him they have, but Fedra always buys off judges and gets out. She also mentions that Victoria is in love with Fedra’s son.
Back at La Buena Vida, Eman can’t believe that things will make sense when he sees Marianela again. Fidel recommends he get a card reading, because Angela’s cards never lie. Emanuel mocks. Fidel reminds him that it was because of Angela’s sixth sense that she and Netty showed up and saved them from the little pearl situation with the police.
In the hospital corridor, Brandon asks Kristel how she got to Mauricio past the police guards. She gives him a little demonstration of her method. He tells her the doctor said Mau’s oxygen was cut off—what does she know about that? Kristel plays innocent, and at the same time not-so-innocent, constantly touching him and letting her straps slide down her shoulders. Brandon says she’ll have to come down to the station to answer his questions. Kris readily agrees, but mentions that she’ll charge him with abuse of authority. Brandon tells her she’s just like her mother. She finds his genetics lecture SO BORING. But toodles; she has tons to do and so does he; it will take centuries to investigate Mau’s long list of enemies and find the guilty party.
Emanuel is very drunk, and still drinking. The cards send their message: He needs to prepare. There is a child on the way. The thick woman he loves is closer than he thinks, but there are lots of obstacles between them. The abyss between them is death. Eman scoffs.
Nereida sees Delicia and Axel lounging on a blanket on the dark lawn, smog-gazing and snogging. Delicia’s upset about Ilitia’s pregnancy. Yeah, poor Emanuel, says Axel. Now he’ll never be rid of her. And poor Vicky, says Delicia. Axel comments that Delicia and Vicky seem to be really good friends…as close as Delicia and Marianela were. Also, Gretel mentioned Vicky’d been in love with Eman since she was a child, but that’s impossible since they just met, right? Delicia suggests maybe Gretel is confused, “se le va el patin bien gacho.” Axel says Gretel is perfectly sane, and he is no fool. He knows they’re hiding something from him. What’s Victoria’s secret?
Nereida sneaks into Delicia’s room and takes out the wedding dress and some scissors.
Super-drunk Eman says the death card means Marianela is dead to him. See, he’s a vidente, too! He insists he loves his flaquita and wouldn’t care if Mari returned, because she abandoned him and broke his heart and married Jorrible. No one can imagine his pain! Benigno decides Eman’s had more than enough devil swill and he and Fidel haul him away. Eman calls Fidel his sucio rather than his socio and finds that HILARIOUS. He babbles away. Careful, Eman, with the drinking. Loose lips sink ships…ships like El Lirio de Plata.
Bernardo and Fedra are at the hospital. Fedra’s behavior is giving me post-traumatic stress flashbacks of the time my recovering-heroin-addict neighbor broke her ankle and I drove her to the hospital and she gave everyone a migraine screaming for painkillers and shrieking abuse. I think if she hadn’t been pregnant, someone would have knocked her out just to shut her up. Fedra’s being a pain, in other words. She thinks this is karmic payback for poisoning Marianela’s chocolates. Fedra instructs Bernie that she wants her funeral to be the party of the century. The end is nearing…she’s seeing the white light (she reaches toward the ceiling fixture). With her last breath, she curses Vicky and laments that she will never see her seven star hotel. Adios, Bernardo. She’s out. Bernie wails and begs her not to leave. Suddenly she feels better and sits up. The doctor comes in and tells them it was just saxitoxina, a little temporary muscle paralyzer. Fedra’s phone rings and she sends Bernie to learn the info from the doctor so he can explain it to her in little words. On the phone, Low says Gotcha! Fedra says she hates him and wants him more and more. They flirt.
Ilitia tells Jorge she’s not pregnant and she needs to get so ASAP. He offers to help. She takes him up on that…ordering him to move to a hotel so Eman will be alone in the bedroom and she can make a move. She thinks Eman will surely be trying hard to drink away the troublesome news, so easy target, advantage Ilitia.
Nereida chops up Delicia’s wedding dress. Delicia walks in and is sad and furious.
Oliver and Gretel say goodbye to Paula and leave with Gretel’s suitcase. They just miss Benigno and Emanuel. Eman’s verticality-challenged and slurrily singing at top volume. Benigno tries to shut him up. Ilitia gloats on the balcony.
Fedra and Bernardo arrive at the driveway just in time to see Gretel and Oliver leave. They turn off the headlights and follow.
In the house, Emanuel keeps singing, using a tall vase as a guitar. Benigno takes it away and drags Eman toward the stairs. Eman sweet-talks and makes eyes at the vase. MV comes down and asks what’s going on. Not that any explanation is needed, but Beni says Eman is an araña fumigada. Emanuel slurs that he looooooves Vicky. Axel comes along and helps push Eman up the stairs. E wants to sleep in Vicky’s room. She says no.
Catfight in Delicia’s room. Paula stops them and yells at Nereida.
MV tries to get Emanuel out of her room. He wants to kiss her first. She says no. She’s disgusted (but also seems to be amused) that he’s so drunk he can’t even walk. He says he doesn’t need to walk; with her love he’ll just fly!
Ilitia gets some wine ready down in the kitchen.
MV drags Emanuel to his room and wonders where Jorge is. Emanuel closes and locks the door (even plastered, he’s smarter than the pensión residents), staggers, and falls on the bed on top of MV. Her two years of intense workouts have not given her sufficient strength to push off a trim guy who’s not much bigger than she is. Eman passes out.
Ilitia pounds on the door and threatens to go to Nereida for the keys. Inside the bedroom, Emanuel snuggles up tighter around MV.
Oliver and Gretel arrive back at the pensión all in the mood. Oliver starts undressing Gretel right there in the courtyard, and Gretel’s all, Take me away! Fedra and Bernardo burst in. Bernie holds a gun on Oliver and Fedra grabs Gretel. She will not let her go off with this poor dude. Chema walks in and orders Fedra to let go. “What are you doing in this dive?” Fedra asks.
Ilitia orders Benigno to open the bedroom door or else “me ponga muy crazy.” Open it by any means necessary…blow it up, burn it down, whatever. Benigno refuses and tells her to leave Emanuel alone.
Netty yells at Fedra to get out, and your little dog, too! Chema orders Bernie to put down the gun and Fedra to leave Oliver and Gretel in peace. Bernardo can’t defy his capitán’s orders. Chema and Fedra fight for Bernardo’s loyalty until Chema orders him to take Fedra away, which fortunately suits Fedra. They leave. Netty is super impressed with Chema’s snake-charming skills.
The next day:
Fedra’s mad at Bernardo for dissing her in front of the capitán. How will she get any respect now? She will never ever forgive him. Bernardo wants to off Low. Fedra forbids it. Bernie mocks her for continuing to canoodle with that worm. He warns that Low will destroy her. Fedra’s not worried about that; she’s more concerned that Gretel will figure out who Chema is. They have to eliminate him. She tells Bernardo to arrange a private meeting with Chema. Low and Fedra argue about who to kill, Low or Chema. Hmmm, why don’t you rock, paper, scissors for it?
Ilitia has recruited Nereida to open the door. Nereida tries lots and lots of keys. Ilitia takes the ring in frustration and gets it right on the first try and opens the door. Inside, Emanuel is draped all over MV.
Bernardo wonders how Fedra can so coldly want to kill the love of her life, the father of her son, her long-ago rescuer. She thinks Low’s charms will help her get over it. Chema’s in the way now; the past has to die. Bernardo refuses to help her.
Ilitia wonders how Emanuel can treat his house like a cheap motel. Eman doesn’t remember how he got there. He throws Ilitia out so he can speak privately with Vicky. Ilitia takes that with the expected good grace.
Kristel’s at the modeling agency, all ready to leave for her big top model trip to New York and fame. Mayela says she’s not going. None of the agents thought she was anything special.
Oliver and Gretel wake up all snuggly and nekkid. Oliver says Netty asked him to investigate Chema, and there’s no record of his existence. He noticed how Gretel reacted to the guy…does he have some connection to Fedra’s past? Gretel says she doesn’t know, but they’re going to find out.
Emanuel accuses MV of taking advantage of him. She’s indignant. He amends that to just wishing she had taken advantage of him. She yells at him but he blithely says he enjoyed being stuck together like sanguijuelas (leeches), and he’d like to do some more of that. MV says no monkey business; Ilitia’s pregnant. Emanuel says of course he’ll take responsibility for the baby, but he and Ilitia are through. He only loves Vicky. Besides, he isn’t at all convinced she’s really knocked up (go, little hamster, go!). MV says to find out.
Kristel begs and whines and tries to convince Mayela to take her on the trip. Mayela says she just doesn’t have what it takes. Her type of beauty is very common and vulgar. They need class. Kristel shrieks that she is super top class; she was born in silk sheets! Unlike Ilitia, who comes from some trashy low-class streetwalker! Mayela looks stricken.
Jorge returns to the house and asks Ilitia if she got what she wanted. No, she did not, she says. That pushy Victoria cut in line.
Mayela tells Kristel to stop badmouthing people. Kristel does not stop. She says Ilitia is a terrible model. All she wants is to be married and have mil ocho mil babies! In fact, she’s already knocked up! Mayela is surprised by that news. Kristel makes fun of how huge and gross Ilitia is going to be. But Kristel can’t have kids, so she’s a perfect model! Mayela calls security. Kristel keeps arguing that she’s just like Mayela: no kids, just modeling! The guards haul her out, kicking and screaming. Mayela rolls her eyes.
Jorge is calmly irate at Ilitia’s incompetence. MV wanders along and she and Ilitia bicker as usual, FF. MariVicky slips up at one point and calls the place HER house. Once little raincloud MV has moved on, Jorge tells Ilitia to get with the baby making, NOW.
Fedra ruins Emiliano’s breakfast on the lawn. Rant rant rant. Emiliano refuses to interfere in Emanuel’s life. Fedra tells him Gretel left with the poli. Emil’s glad to hear that, and no, he will not interfere in her life either. She’s happy. Ditto Axel. The only one he’s worried about is Kristel. They’ve got to keep her away from Lowrenzo. Fedra assures him that Kristel’s gone to New York, and Low has moved on. Emil glares at her suspiciously.
Kristel swoops into the ad agency, screeching for Eman. The secretaries tell her he isn’t in yet. Low comes in and tries to settle her down. {How does he still work there after he embezzled all that money and sold shares to Mau?} Kristel cries that her life is OVER. Mayela threw all her dreams in the trash, and it must be Ilitia’s fault. She’s going to fight back and give Emanuel the ammunition he needs to get Ilitia out of his life.
Over to the dollhouse. Muñeca sighs to Flora that in this case, she doesn’t think a baby is a blessing. Flora says no, especially since they aren’t sure who the father is. Muñeca doesn’t even want to think about that factor. Surely Ilitia wouldn’t be that crazy…would she? Muñeca confesses that she’s not convinced Ilitia is really pregnant; she thinks it’s just a trap. Brandon walks in and wants to talk to Muñeca.
On the sidewalk outside the pensión, Bernardo tells Chema that Fedra wants to see him and gives him a time and address. Chema asks why he seems so nervous.
Emanuel bounces into the house after his workout. Ilitia wants to have a serious talk. The only serious thing Emanuel wants to say or hear is that they’re getting a divorce. She pleads the baby case. Eman says they’re going to the doctor right now to find out whether she’s really pregnant.
Brandon tells Muñeca he doesn’t believe Ilitia is really expecting Emanuel’s child. Muñeca wonders why he’s so interested. He says he just doesn’t want Ilitia to get hurt. “Is it at all possible that you, er, um, you and Ilitia, ummm, you know what I’m getting at,” Muñeca prods. “Did you ask Ilitia that?” “She swore that nothing happened between you in Acapulco.” “Oh, well, then, that must be true. Strictly business.” Muñeca doesn’t believe him but says nothing. Brandon thought-bubbles that he used protection, so if Ilitia’s pregnant, it’s surely not his child.
Ilitia bites her nails and whines that Emanuel doesn’t trust her. She brings up her rape again, as emotional blackmail and distraction. It doesn’t work; Emanuel is glad she’s finally able to be intimate again and all, but he doesn’t want it to be with him. Pregnancy test. Ilitia insists she knows her biological clock. Eman says they’d better check, in case her clock is as cuckoo as she is. As soon as he’s showered and dressed, they’re going to the clinic. Ilitia frets.
Chema knows Bernardo’s up to something fishy. He asks if Fedra is still part of his destiny. Bernie says she sure is.
Fedra drinks and worries that Bernardo will chicken out. Gretel walks in and asks about the guy from Veracruz. She wonders if he is perhaps the infamous Capitán Sevilla, star of Fedra’s fire nightmares. Fedra tells her to shut up.
In Low’s office at the agency, he tells Kristel to let him handle Mayela. He’ll make her let Kris model, and in Paris, not New York. Meanwhile, he’ll fire the model they’ve already got and let Kristel do the makeup campaign they’re working on.
Fedra insists that Capitán Sevilla is dead. Gretel says that is false. She plans to get proof that it is the same man, and Emanuel is his son. “Fine, go ahead and hurt Emiliano!” Fedra says. Gretel says she won’t tell him, but she will tell Emanuel. However, she’s willing to negotiate—the secret is safe as long as Fedra leaves Oliver and Gretel alone. After Gretel leaves, Fedra smashes glassware and mutters that she’s going to get rid of that brat.
Avances: From web…Mau escapes the hospital, Fedra meets Lowrenzo in the woods and aims a rifle at him. From Looneyvision…Ilitia’s pregnancy test is positive.
Sanguijuela – leech.
Me sacó bastante de onda – it seemed strange to me
Se le va el patin bien gacho – she wasn’t skating smoothly, i.e. her mental state was in question
Encatrarse con – to go to bed with
Saxitoxina – neurotoxin found in marine life, causes paralysis (illness is known as paralytic shellfish poisoning).
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