Caray, Caray!

Fight, Baby Max, Fight! Fight to live!

Ximena says she did the dirty with Gui, but she also did it with Max.

Bernarda explains her cryptic "like a daughter" comment by saying that if Maria D is having Max's baby then she should be like a daughter to Vic. JP pulls her aside for a convo.

Xi is "sure" the baby is Max's. She babbles that she feels "mareada" (dizzy) and confused and Gui took advantage, and now she's not sure whose baby it is. She sticks it to Os, "You're really gonna go take everything away from Max and tell him that baby he's been fighting for, that he's suffered for, isn't his?" Bitch.

Max continues to emote over the baby.

Maria is pissed that Alonso kissed her. He says he couldn't help himself. She wants to leave NOW, but he says he had no bad intentions, it was just a kiss. She seems to have finally figured out that he's in love with her, the dumbass. Er, the both of them, really. He admits that he is.

Max needs the baby to live so he can watch him grow up. The baby, I believe, is screaming at the top of his lungs, "Goddammit! Get me out of this box! I was promised screen time with the hot brunette! Somebody call me agent! And get me a robe, it's freezing in here!"

Maria is confused…she never gave Alonso any encouragement. Duh, he didn't need any encouragement. He digs strong chicks who choose to keep their babies. He knows he doesn't have the chances of a cold cerveza on a hot day, but he just can't help himself. He begs her to let him have a relationship with the baby, as if it were the baby he'd always wanted to have.

JP is tired of Bernarda torturing Vic, but she doesn't plan on stopping anytime soon. Vic overhears Bernarda accuse JP of leaving the priesthood for "that woman" and jumps to the wrong conclusions. Bernarda goes on to say that "she" will hate him when she finds out what links him to Vic, but JP says she won't because she's a pure soul. Burnie tells him to keep dreaming.

Gui and Os have a stare down in the hallway. Os drags Gui into a supply closet and demands the truth about who the father of the baby is. Gui says it could be his. Os threatens to run a DNA test. Gui says that would be torture for the little one and besides, how is he going to explain it to Max. Gui offers to go with him to tell Max right now. Yeah, that ain't gonna happen.

Freaky rich people dinner. Whatever.

Gui and Os are arguing outside the NICU. Os won't tell Max and Gui twists the knife. Gui will keep quiet if Os drops the lawsuit. Gui leaves and Os thought bubbles that whoever's child that is, from now on, it's his grandson.

Ximena realizes she's screwed if Os tells Max the truth. She tries to get up to go stop him, but Gui comes in.

Stupid dinner party subplot. Juanjo rearranges the seating…after the guests are seated and have their soup.

Fabian tells Max to get it together. He tells him not to feel guilty. Max wants to go find Maria and marry her.

Maria is torn between Max and Alonso. Alonso would be the ideal baby daddy, but she doesn't think she can forget Max.

Dinner party from hell. Broken glasses.

Xi is pissed at Gui for telling Os about the baby. She says it's all over and he's gonna have to claim his kid. "You freed me! You can't threaten me anymore." Gui says she'll never be free as long as they live. Xi says he's not capable of love, so why is he keeping her tied to him. Gui says he thinks they're both so shameless, they're made for each other. Xi says all he feels is hate for the family, jealousy for Os, etc. Gui says once Os tells Max the truth, he's going to leave her.

Stupid dinner party. Shotgun. Juanjo and Napo get fired. And fired at.

Xi shoves Gui in his wound, but he laughs. Gross! He starts kissing her. Rox walks in and throws him out. He won't accept her insults, since Xi is just as bad as he is. Rox says Xi was crazy for getting with Gui in the first place. She says Max is going to leave her and take up with Maria.

Maria visits Alonso outside. She agrees to be friends with him. He wants to be a substitute dad, but Maria isn't planning on lying for the kid. Oh, Alonso just loves that! Creepy pregnant lady stalker.

Max comes to Xi's room. Rox says she's still sedated. Xi asks about the baby. Max says the baby will get better. "Hey, did you talk to your dad about something?" Oh, that's smooth, Xi. Well he didn't. He says he'll go be with the baby and walks out. Xi is confused that Os didn't say anything to Max.

JP, showing quite a bit of chest, runs into Max in the lobby. "Padre, I know the whole truth. And I want you to know that when this nightmare is over, I'm gonna go marry that girl." JP says it's impossible because Alonso took her and they disappeared.

It's an outdoor pajama party. With hot tea. Alonso goes back to reciting poetry. About babies. Creepy. All children are our children. The world won't be a fair world until there aren't any abandoned children. Well, ok, I can get behind that, but still. Creepy pregnant lady stalker.

Damn, dude, the baby is really pissed off now. "Whaddaya mean Maria Desamparada left? She's in my contract! Get the producer down here right now!"

"Some time later…." Some time later? SOME TIME LATER? Oh, this better be good.

Maria and Alonso are still playing house. And she is STILL. WEARING. THOSE. DAMN. SHOES. Alonso won't let her clean. She looks through a telescope. Stupid cutesy moments with fishing and a hat.

An ambulance comes to Casa Sandoval to drop off the baby. Os hired two nurses. With uniforms. Mhm. The baby is still in an incubator. (Scotty, more power to the beanies! I'm givin' her all she's got cap'n!) Os and Vic talk about how the support Max.

They got a new baby. This one's more docile. Max lives in the kid's room. He sings to it. And feeds it. And it gets bigger. And busts out of the incubator. And flies around. And Max says his little "campeon" (champion) is a fighter, just like him.

The nurses and Micaela are totally hot for Max. Because responsible dads who actually parent are totally hot like that. This is the PSA for fatherhood. Two uniformed nurses and a maid talking about what a hot…uh, I mean…good dad Max Sandoval is.

Bernarda doesn't want to cut Max any slack for having a sick kid. If the kid is more important than the business, then she'll fire him. Too late. He quits.

Max goes to clean out his desk. Well, Fabian's not sticking around either. He borrows a box. Other box fillers include…Oscar, Toni, Vic's old secretary whose name I can't remember, and Pip. Pip doesn't give a rat's ass if Max is just gonna open a taco stand--they're coming with! And what shall we name this fictional taco stand, hm?

Doña Milagros y sus dos pretendientes. (Doña Milagros and her two suitors). The Prof invites her to the ballet. Napo thinks she should go to Chapultepec. Milagros is goin' to the ballet. Fine, then Napo's gonna go hang with the Jarochas. Mili calls them "guacamayas" (macaws).

Max and the team meet in the office/library at Casa Sandoval. They're gonna start by selling off the 49% of shares that remain and then start over. Pip says his talent trumps Roxana. Oscar says they'll follow him blindly. Fab says they don't have to get paid right away. Nah, Max insists on paying them. He's sure Vic will join them. Os comes in and says if they'll let him, he wants to be part of the new company. Hugs and handshakes.

Alonso reads poetry to Maria D. Normally I'd be all over that, but he creeps me out too much. The baby kicks a lot. Alonso predicts a career in fútbol. He wants to feel the belly. He gets all excited about the kicking. Dude, go make your own if you want a baby so bad! He keeps talking to it. It's just freaky.

Max gives Os the news that he's naming the baby Osvaldo. He jokes that he doesn't have any other options. Os is moved to tears. Probably because he knows the truth.

Maria sleeps. Alonso comes home with the shopping, all proud of himself. And he insists he'll keep doing all the cooking and the cleaning. Sorry, still creepy. Maria reminds him it's friends only. Alonso says he'll never ask for more.

Baby Os now has a crib. Max chats with him. That is one cute happy baby.

Maria would finally like for Alonso to call JP and let him know where they're at. Alonso laughs at her saying they're "living together." He says everyone treats them like they're married, so…. Maria is not down with that. Maria says she talks to JP about how angry she is at her mother. Alonso is confused that JP is saying Maria should forgive her and even love her…how can she do that if she doesn't even know who or where her mother is? He thinks JP is too far removed to be able to give advice on life. He shows off his purchases: diapers, bottles… Maria goes into labor. He tries talking to the baby and telling it not to be born just yet, but I don't think that's gonna work. Dumbass doesn't even have a plan for where to take her…he's all "We'll find a hospital or a clinic or something." Dumb. Ass. She asks him to call JP, and he does. They're back to calling him Padre, but I don't know if he went back to the priesthood or not. They're gonna wait for JP to come to them. Why? Alonso carries her into the house.

JP goes to see Max, to tell him he knows where Maria is. She's in San Benito. JP will take him, but he hopes they'll make it in time. She's gonna give birth. JP's shirt is unbuttoned pretty damn for. I don't think the "P" has made a reappearance. "She's going to have your second child"…second child…second child….

Sweet William Levy in a kayak!

Tomorrow: the guys fight over who's the father in the waiting room; Max goes into the birthing room; JP gets to hear his grandchild's first cry; damn frickin' Dudes Alonso and Max keep fighting over who's gonna play baby daddy.

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