Caray, Caray!

Ana - Freddy is not the sun, he is a fatuous clod. Mama - do you think it's suitable to wear that much mascara in heaven?

Candy sashays into Vince's office and shows Enzo two excellent reasons why Veens is obsessed with her. She tells Vince she is going to Arabia with the sheik. Then (farce alert) Vince leans over and his pants split. Candy has needle and thread, for fixing wardrobe disasters like the one she suffered at the fiesta (she enjoys re-enacting the disaster). He doesn't want to take off his pants but she reminds him she's seen him practically nude (at the massage parlor).

Pancho calls Fer (sadly, she says her treatment will be finished soon - but she hasn't been cured) to tell her what's been going down. "Pancho, I never had the nerve to shut down Pina's show or confront Vincent about his expenses!" "Fer, we are the perfect team - you have the ideas and I execute them." There is foreshadowing about her long-lost son (how can it NOT be Pancho??)

Rebe congratulates Pancho; their hug emits chocolate hearts. She says the execs must be plotting at this very moment and Pancho rushes off...

... towards the continuing silliness in Vince's office. Candy says she'll go with the jeque unless Vince will miss her. He is so aroused he grabs her and they share a mad embrace (Vince in his undies). Pancho rushes in. Double take! Commercial!

While Pancho is yelling, in another part of the building Barbara tells Rebeca she (Barbara) will take Pancho out to celebrate that evening if Rebe won't. The two of them hear the ruckus and run to Vince's office. Sandra too! Pancho keeps yelling. Ana and Lupe are in Monica's office and all three of them come running too! Then Arnolda and Enzo. Monica: Que horror! Vince runs away.

Ignorant of this fine scandalazo, at home, Pina is still moaning and choking down those Bach drops. She's made at Vince for not trying to save her program.

Pancho tells Chela: "They were eating each other with kisses!" Chela gives him the whole low-down on Candy - that she wants revenge but she also likes Veens. Pancho says he knows how to fix all this - he'll send Vince to the hospital. His biggest beef: "That kiss didn't look like vengeance, it looked like a tracheotomy."

Vince wants to get revenge on Pancho through his kids and calls a buddy, Carlitos, who "knows" a lot of "people" and can help with something a little illegal...

Chacho is strangely meditative, he has no appetite, he's mooning over Chela. "Why don't you just tell her how you feel?"

Tomas and Lupita tell Pancho they are together again and that Tomas will never bonk another girl in the back seat again. Pancho forgives him.

Freddy's come to Pancho's house too, telling Pepe: "Don't mess with my girl. She read your ridiculous note to me. Monica is mine, and punching won't change that." Dang, Freddy got the last word. Pepe tells Ana he wanted to break Freddy's snout. Ana's mooning over Freddy, what crummy taste.

Pancho takes donuts around to the employees, who love him even though he can't remember their names. Vince has a thought that involves his bimbo secretary and Pancho.

Pina's visit to Pancho's house interrupts a loud conversation in which Chela yelled "Candy, have you thought how your friend, his wife, will feel when she hears about that kiss?" Pina is so pitiful: "Candy, help me! I'm sure my husband has a lover! He never touches me, not even one kiss." Candy tells her the bum doesn't deserve her, but Pina says she can't live without him. Candy suffers emotional conflict.

Sandra yells at Vince for running around in his underwear. Arnoldo: "Everybody is laughing about this. You have to say it was Candy that seduced you."

Vince would rather take revenge via Pancho's kids! His idea has something to do with the Casa Popular. Lupe gets a phone call that something's wrong. Alex pops up magically and the two of them, plus Ana, head to the old neighborhood.

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